Ask Before You Touch | Ep 157 | Bad Friends

[@hondamotorsrider]

Sour daddy deserves more laughs than it got

[@Voo504Doo]

Not really bro pretty low hanging fruit that a schoolyard kid can come up with

[@M1412B]

I did the research and it got exactly the amount of laughs it deserved.

[@timidlittlescrewup]

These guys are right. I hate woman. Grrrrrrr

[@BigStinker_14]

@@nodruj8681 you’re not funny ya dingus

[@lanceslarock]

Sweet & sour daddy would have been better.

[@OctobersOblivion]

Bobby has lived more than half a century on this earth and cannot replicate a single accent. It’s almost impressive

[@blitzskrieg3047]

😂😂😂

[@ihategarydiamond]

Checkolsloveyokiya

[@Britbaby961]

His chicano is spot on wdym 🤣🤣

[@JohnDoe-qh5xg]

His Korean accent is almost spot on tho!

[@JOE-ROGAN-CLIPS.]

He can do North Korean

[@evangelionl0vr857]

Andrew telling people who don't like Juice to stop watching the show, and Bobby immediately going into damage control for the viewership was fucking hilarious. These two work so well together it's unbelievable.

[@evangelionl0vr857]

@@Jordan-X right? He’s got total dad energy when it comes to her and Jules.

[@awesomedave8484]

I have seen nothing but positive things on Juicy but a ton of bad comments on Rudy.

[@bpax8989]

Can’t stand Juicy. Plus she eats boogers. Wtf

[@rudyharris643]

Let’s be real, juicy is the best 3rd mic this podcast can ask for.

[@higherlearning9386]

Yeah, Rudy is completely useless besides the comedy around her not knowing anything at all

[@Rubberrevolver121]

I just noticed they used a red cord for Andrew's mic and a yellow one for Bobby's 😂

[@luisizapata2094]

😂🤣😂 thanks for let me realize that

[@wavecatcher2360]

It’s the subtle things😅

[@The4valanche]

The set design is really good, especially compared to other podcasts. George did a stellar job.

[@lisabrummett6075]

OMG that is hilarious 😂

[@codiddle]

I think it's more orange? idk it looks orange to me

[@mikestclair7010]

Bobby was on fire this episode! I died laughing when Andrew told people to quit watching if they don’t like Juicy but Bobby says Watch but just tune her out 😂😂💀

[@motionblurofhappy7804]

That’s super funny to me actually because I did stop watching and came back today to see if she was still there or there was an episode without her.

[@jf5357]

@@motionblurofhappy7804 same

[@alexanderoyston272]

Cannot stand her. If I fall asleep watching the podcast and she laughs I immediately wake up. It’s grating -.-

[@KingNexusMOCs]

​@@alexanderoyston272I can't either. I've begun to tune her out, although she can be funny once in a while.

[@spditup77]

I miss Rudy and Black Magic. I've never once laughed at Juicy and her dad jokes. I saw Santino live and when Juicy opened for him, I didn't laugh then either. Not even her trombone helped (btw what is that about?) I will continue to watch but I WILL tune her out.

[@clydefr0g]

I envy those who haven’t discovered this podcast & can binge watch every episode for the first time 🥺😭

[@jasonnash1421]

Learn to feed from energy, it will change your life

[@Betty-Boop809]

I’m an original and still rewatch often.

[@clydefr0g]

@@jasonnash1421 okay Jason Nash

[@makailaf8448]

This was me November of last year! I’m all caught up now I rewatch lol

[@adamgarett2550]

I’m listening to all the episodes of Matt and Shane Gillis pod now. Ive seen all Bad Friends

[@NewNoise02]

Bobby immediately rating himself a 9 was unreal

[@tenakoe4258]

No, it actually happened I double checked. Its definitely real.

[@amandapanda3208]

Santino rating himself a 7 adds up to A 10 in my book

[@8bitKatwalk]

LA terms bobby said which is why she was rated a 4. Lol

[@sheridan7475]

yeah he’s clearly a 10

[@giovannihenderson51]

In LA terms they would be a 5-6. They were only considering monetary value and social status

[@halesmaree]

Juicy is definitely a 10. Wtf

[@tristonthomasmusic]

10 is crazy high

[@Skeleton_Archer]

They rated juicy (the only attractive person on the show) lower then themselves 😂

[@spditup77]

Yeah giving her a 4 was pretty bad

[@hawaiianrussian1047]

I mean tbf…women will also rate the ugliest women 10’s so 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

[@joxphdang]

One thing I love about Bobby and Andrew is that Bobby can tell a story an endless amount of times and Andrew will act like he’s hearing it for the first time

[@CaliKidHooligun]

He’s a good guy for that

[@PulpFikshunn]

I need to friend that will do the same thing for me.

[@spditup77]

Haha! He totally does 😂

[@Awwwsnapshazzam]

Them providing an absolute hostile work environment for Carlos is one of the main reasons I come back 😂

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

Bobby still salty lol

[@gehrkedesign]

I haven't finished the last 3 podcasts because they keep talking about Carlos.

[@beezo1764]

​​@@gehrkedesign So its safe to say that u hate Carlos then....? 🤔😭

[@gehrkedesign]

@beezo1764 hate is a strong word, he just sucks the funny out of the show and I always cringe super hard when he's on cam. Not a good cringe like George, like actually very uncomfortable.

[@beezo1764]

@@gehrkedesign is it cuz he's fake bald...🤔 #StopBaldHate

[@sourdonkeyjuice]

Fancy showing his and Carlos' faces after Bobby said he's on the sugar daddy sites was priceless 🤣💀

[@jasonbennett2194]

THIS is why I come read the KZbin comments after I listen on Spotify every week😂😂😂

[@faeth2157]

as a german, i‘m really impressed by andrews pronunciation it’s very good!!

[@orangelemon777]

Just watched Bobby call the future. "We could get John Cena on this podcast"❤

[@vloqy]

As someone who's fluent in German I have to say Andrew pronounced everything pretty damn good for someone who's supposedly never done it before

[@kadenkohl782]

I agree. His accents are on point too. He must have some experience

[@GBuaccc]

It’s in his blood

[@blethr]

his pronunciation of “dame” made me laugh the most bc it’s so accurate lol

[@PharmTechBOii]

He took classes in middle school.

[@PharmTechBOii]

He talked about it on whiskey ginger

[@crystalyvonnee]

Juice’s therapist joke deserved laughs

[@travisr8632]

Nah, she might actually be the worst.

[@littleregrets8810]

@@travisr8632 she has good jokes but her execution is so bad. She always giggles while executing or finishing a sentence.

[@apeshiii]

ever since discovering yall my monday mornings are sm more tolerable

[@SassySlater]

The past episodes with Steve Lee are hilarious and the one where Bobby has Andrews gun they are so funny!

[@MB-tj8un]

kind of humorous to me that younger folks like to shorten words but will type a longer word in the same sentence. You'll type out "discovering" in its entirety, but not "so much"? LOL no hate just makes me giggle 😊😊

[@duh4895]

@@MB-tj8un Yeah sorta like how you typed 'LOL' instead of 'laugh out loud' 😂

[@MB-tj8un]

@@duh4895 nailed it. I was waiting for that rebuttal HAHA! 👍

[@beforethecutpodcast4330]

Check out our podcast, we’re funny af to :)

[@Mathiasingvoldstad]

Bobby Lee falling for the redpill grift is just a hilarious and natural progression of his character 😂

[@bigdoinks3886]

Andrew is almost too grounded for his success! Props to him 🔥

[@vanivari359]

Andrew's German pronunciation of unknown words is actually pretty good, he has learned that before - has he very old friends in Argentina?

[@himoragenma6416]

😁

[@Betty-Boop809]

Proud of Bobby for hesitantly giving Andrew his “flowers”.

[@Papadadooly]

I’ve literally been working since 9 am just waiting for this to come out it’s the only thing that gets me through my shit job

[@holymoly5187]

hang in there bad friendos

[@murderburger1811]

Hang in the, bf

[@joshw6253]

Remember you could be working behind carlos's glory hole's, chin up , which is also what Carlos would be saying if you were

[@AB-ee5tb]

@@joshw6253 😂

[@trowawayrizzay]

@@joshw6253 🤣🤣🤣

[@mrasian2u221]

Juicy is the best…so freakin funny! The Randall Park joke(maybe a different episode)…totally unexpected, made me laugh out loud. And no way she is a 6. Success aside she’s an easy 8.

[@spditup77]

Eh I dunno about an 8 but when he called her a 4 first I was like daaaamn that wasn't nice. I'd say without her success and personality she's a 5 or 6, average. Just imo but I do agree he lowballed her.

[@Juandongduck]

I find her very attractive but she is a legitimate 6 if we're being honest.

[@davisfelts3654]

Didn’t Bobby just do like a 10 year experiment on what being a sugar daddy would be like? No need to do a month now.

[@D00MF]

^^^

[@mannyaltamirano]

😂😂😂😂

[@walkalittle]

Andrew and Bobby are comedy soulmates.

[@lisabrummett6075]

💯

[@Schuyler110]

New listener here, I can’t believe this podcast isn’t more famous. Honestly way better that the other big comedy podcasts imo you two are incredible together

[@noashohat8380]

check out tigerbelly too

[@agrother]

Welcome to the family

[@ftfygug8729]

Or as they say at Rainbow Gatherings…. WELCOME HOME! 🎉🎉🎉 😂

[@zachparker4436]

This and your moms house are the best. They also have one enough other comedians that you still get to hear other comics too. Even tho I love Theo and others, you can’t watch everything.

[@TrevorMaliszewski]

Santinos commitment that is on display when he plays the part of a female is unbelievable.

[@RebelReak47]

Bro I was eating watching this and had to rewind it and was very confused when there was no girl 😂

[@joanmikeska8484]

How could anyone not like Juicy? She is so witty and funny.

[@scaregameing9022]

She realy isnt funny tbh

[@logansmithers5480]

@@scaregameing9022compared to the last one, she’s a riot

[@scaregameing9022]

@@logansmithers5480 i like her more then jules if thats what your are saying.

[@spditup77]

​@@scaregameing9022 I like Rudy Jules better and Black Magic better. Never once have I laughed at Juicy and her dad jokes. Nice person, but don't know why she's a comedian.

[@robbany9449]

Bobby's foreshadowing of Short Round's Oscar is epic

[@Ango221]

As as german bad friend I can verify that andrew crushes the german accent😂😂😂 DAS IST GUT!!!

[@noooodle]

right??? his german is actually pretty decent lmfaoo

[@DmaxxZ]

Mondays are always great because of Bad Friends 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@Saserino]

It just feels like a cloud has been lifted upon bobby and hes in general happier in life ❤❤

[@jakelikesthings]

Carlos’s ability to take jokes is truly impressive, inspirational even! Love you Carlos! 😂❤️

[@yohanlindon2307]

Not gonna lie Andrews German sounds pretty good and the way he pronounced every word in that sentence was spot on 🇩🇪

[@dusti25]

I have 143 days sober today. I feel so fing grateful.

[@nathangebben5738]

Keep up the good work bro! We all got your back

[@ChloesColdEars111]

I see this comment was posted a year ago, and I hope you can now say you have 508 days sober. Its a great thing to realize and put effort into getting and staying sober, Ive got years and years clean, and it still takes my conscious effort to not fall into old ways. You really should be very proud of yourself. Keep it up, you can only go up from here, and it only gets better and it does get easier with each day.

[@dusti25]

@ChloesColdEars111 Thank you so much, and congratulations on your sobriety. I know how much it means and how hard it is. In my early days of sobriety, I posted a lot on KZbin comments about how long I had, and now I get these messages, and it's always an awesome reminder. I actually have 626 days sober today. I'll have 2 years in October. Life is so much better sober its really remarkable.

[@ChloesColdEars111]

@@dusti25 Thats awesome, you are one more year in. To be honest, I never kept track of how long its been for me, because I knew it would be for the rest of my life, so I felt it would be better for me to not keep track. I estimate how long, Ive probably been sober longer than I realize. 2 years is a huge accomplishment, and you can only get better and healthier as the days go by. You have done what many can not, so realize how strong you are mentally, theres really nothing you cant do, if you really want it. Its an entire lifestyle change, not just a personal change, you have to change your daily habits, friends, hang out spots, everything. Thats never easy, even when an addiction isnt gnawing at you. So congratulations on your 626!!! Keep on living.

[@kevinnoble7532]

Couldn't be happier that Bad Friends comes out on Monday - ya'll have no clue how much better you are making everyone's Monday's

[@S1RT0RTUR3]

I love when Andrew gets personally offended for his friends, it's so adorable

[@X_-Dre4ms-_V]

Bobby came out the gate straight heat on this one. 🔥

[@letmehandlethis69]

Happy Monday, Bad Friends!

[@Durr130]

Shut up

[@thishollowhill]

Monday's are the best. Bad Friends in the afternoon, Kill Tony in the evenings. God bless.

[@crazyhorse851]

Will you look at that

[@eazzzy_e_from_tn5188]

Happy Monday😆 just finished. Juicy is the best haha

[@haydensnethkamp1]

Happy Monday! Hope all my bad friends family is doing well!

[@sharifahurtault7425]

I like watching bobby lee's tongue wiggle when he laughs

[@alwayzchillin0714]

26:00 “Stop watching the show!” “Well….watch but just tune her out.” 😂 PS We ❤ Juicy!

[@travisr8632]

No, we don’t.

[@squanchthis1521]

Thank you bad friends for doing show after show to bring us these EPs while santino is down undu 💛🧡

[@angelogonzalez2172]

“That’s a sour daddy” made me laugh out loud at work

[@thetruthh101]

That’s cool bro

[@hogsandstews]

Seriously that’s what made you lol?

[@KJ-ek2ze]

Juicy is a gift from heaven. I couldn't have imagined Bad Friends being any better, Bobby and Andrew are consistently funny AF, but wow JJJJ is a perfect fit.

[@amydilorenzo6145]

I love the way Fancy B laughs when he loses it (like at 45:03). It always warms my heart.

[@spditup77]

He cry-laughs and I LOVE it

[@beauwilliams3097]

Juicy is a 10!!!

[@vanessa0111]

That was so messed up when he said she used to be a 4 lol

[@ryanirving3388]

​@@vanessa0111 It was actually pretty generous. She's a California 3 Hence why she does "comedy" and nothing else

[@elijahkim818]

@@ryanirving3388dumb

[@beauwilliams3097]

@@ryanirving3388 I’m a sucker for blondes and she’s funny as hell. She a 69 out of 70

[@jewsco]

@@ryanirving3388 she is a California 4 or 5 but when you add in her personality she is at least an 8 or 9

[@NewEraMovementOnThaGrind20]

Only pod I watch within a half hour of when they drop. 🙏🏽 Precciate the Monday relief, fellas.

[@Barren-MIND]

"Whoo left scrufffyy out therrre"!! Bobby always kills me when he stands up, yells and looks around the room 🤣

[@thetruthh101]

Juice has significantly became less funnier within the last 3 episodes. It has to be said. Something is up with her.

[@damienmcpartland1653]

Juicy is a G! She’s a great addition to the show 🙏

[@johnnybillz3043]

“Sour Daddy” Lmaoo that was good

[@TheFishyBeats]

Monday’s ain’t so bad, thanks to Bad Friends!

[@isameera31]

Gonna watch this after work. Its my cheat to have good work day on a Monday knowing I have a bad friends episode waiting. Damn I think I need a wife.

[@latobat9989]

The show isn't the same without Rudy! Bring her back guys.

[@creestee08]

but why??? she just sit there. at least juicy knows comedy.

[@Triple-G]

Carlos trynna go to some Eyes Wide Shut parties 😂

[@zakarystanley9452]

Got my tickets for Dallas! Anyone else gonna be there? Toyota Music Center is bad ass. Got middle front section too!!! Can't wait to see my boys after waiting for so long. Thanks fellas!

[@BowmansWorld]

Glad u spoke about the young men issue during the pod. Interesting topic.

[@xavieriswavier]

Thanks guys now I can listen while I pretend to work

[@therealko7013]

Faxxxxx

[@noclue3282]

I was caught once by my boss and I'm still doing it. 😂

[@xavieriswavier]

@@noclue3282 we all been there bro. Keep going until you get fired

[@jesse7157]

I love how this podcast is 70% improv scenarios and 30% stories

[@AndrewSmith-pc8eq]

The Bob Marley and the Wailers T-shirt Bobby's wearing "UPRISING" is, in my opinion, the best studio album of Bob's. "Live at the Stanley Theater" was his best live album, his last live performance before his death.

[@holymoly5187]

Palabra

[@yoyo41210]

54:33 I got so much second hand embarrassment for Juicy Jets here 😢

[@danav7031]

me too i had to look at the comments cuz i couldn’t watch it but i’m proud of her for trying tho 😭

[@elijahbarrad2367]

Juice’s dad jokes on point

[@elevat3d913]

you guys are wrong, juicy isn’t great

[@theshocker-ku3xm]

Yeah juicy by and large is not as good as Jules. Which is pretty sad because she’s a comic and Jules is just a college kid who doesn’t even care about the podcast, lol.

[@salvicx5048]

Bobby really thinks Juicy is a 6 and him, shit fish, and fancy are 7+... He's INSANE!

[@TheFinisher669]

It's subjective. Doesn't matter.

[@oktaps]

Juicy has such a great laugh

[@davidledesma1331]

Bad friends Monday is my favorite day of the week!!!

[@TheGoodBatchR]

Hey me again, just nicely asking for a guest visit from Doc.

[@skylarandrade9331]

I think Signs is like War of the Worlds in the way the Alien race didn’t necessarily know the human diseases/ water would be deadly

[@joshbrown9334]

Juicy is adorable and hilarious

[@Madagon367]

Carlos laughing his ass off when Bob mentioned the sugar daddy site. We all know why.

[@donovanlp]

Hope all you bad friends have a great day 🗣 Gimme some 🤜🏽

[@readyplayeruno]

"I'm black, swear to god"

[@D4nkYT]

Andrew attending private parties? Anyone else catch that.. and it looks like he didn’t wanna talk about it to much when the camera pandered off of him

[@nancystamps1200]

You all are so funny, love jucies input! Funny and a great laugh! Truly lightens my heart! THANK YOU...

[@luigiramm]

The cut after Carlos says “I think he’s kinda cute still” was hilarious 😂😂

[@samsonthecurrent]

I heard it and 20 seconds later saw your comment.

[@Naldito15]

The glry hole thing is making more sense

[@jakethesnake-84]

I’m glad you said it cause I thought the same thing. Genius cut

[@mjm5081]

I noticed that too. Perfect timing 😆

[@hogleg8103]

Carlos is gay af.

[@dot_t]

Happy Monday! Got my tickets for Bad Friends Live, so excited!!! Woohoo! 🎉❤️✨

[@setokaiba3458]

157 episodes and never once a “if you don’t like Rudy don’t watch the pod” 💔

[@Carlos-nx4gr]

42:00 Bobby went all Nostradamus with that Ke Huy Quan slip up.

[@kevindownes9474]

7:20 idk why but i died when Fancy said "yes. lovely metaphor" 🤣

[@himoragenma6416]

Because it's TRUE!!!👍

[@InspectorButters4]

It was super cool and I cant believe Bobby gave such props and respect to Cheeto without being sarcastic, fake jealous, or making a joke!! I'm super proud of u Bobo, that shows real maturity and personal growth! (or at least thats what a therapist would say! 🤣)

[@Georgie_USC]

Que buen episodios.. mis favoritos 😂

[@joecook1298]

Massive fan of this show, but get rid of the girl, so boring to listen too, its only the pairs replies and positivity towards her keeping her bits remotely watchable.

[@Diyn58]

No cap, my favorite podcast that always brings a smile. My tier list rn Bad Friends, Danny Brown Show, then YMH 🔥🔥

[@noashohat8380]

what about tigerbelly 😧

[@B_Rizzl]

Dude I swear I love juicys laugh!

[@darkhorse306]

We all know Bobo can barely do an Asian accent, Andrew's just torturing him with German.

[@nomorenonsense]

The access of the internet giving women 1000s of messages a week has ruined society. They think they are so hot with all the attention that it has changed the way they think. 7s are getting so much attention that they are now mentally a 10. Giving a guy who is a 7 no chance with a 7 woman because they think they are above your average man. It is a very sad time to be a single man on the dating scene.

[@halloweengwtm]

This my first time watching this I’m stoned bruh y’all niggas funny

[@BS-cr2mv]

Lmao Juicy with the “Banana Split” cracked me up 🤣

[@corbinminnick4465]

Love watching Bad friends always better than some stand ups I see 🤙

[@LH-nk1mw]

andrew speaks unexpected good german…greetings from berlin

[@TaylorMarie2577]

Yayyyy I missed Santino so much. This makes me so happy.

[@MetsGiantsRangersfan]

The Karen Carpenter bit had me rolling and no one acknowledged it 😂😂😂😂

[@skeater92]

Juicy is the shit

[@mattdrewdrums]

To be fair, I think most people like Juicy and thinks she's funny, but feel that Jules was a better fit.

[@thafmsnasty]

No hotels are the worst than good ol HoJo’s!🤣

[@kanifalam7835]

Juicy is spitting out jokes like Normand

[@ryanirving3388]

Delusional

[@danthenywarren8853]

We need more Bobby Lee's on this planet

[@JWD8681]

Andrews impressions and voices are sooooooooo funny. I love this show so much!

[@bpax8989]

Juicy is annoying AF