Ask Before You Touch | Ep 157 | Bad Friends

[@evangelionl0vr857]

Andrew telling people who don't like Juice to stop watching the show, and Bobby immediately going into damage control for the viewership was fucking hilarious. These two work so well together it's unbelievable.

[@evangelionl0vr857]

@@Jordan-X right? He’s got total dad energy when it comes to her and Jules.

[@awesomedave8484]

I have seen nothing but positive things on Juicy but a ton of bad comments on Rudy.

[@bpax8989]

Can’t stand Juicy. Plus she eats boogers. Wtf

[@rudyharris643]

Let’s be real, juicy is the best 3rd mic this podcast can ask for.

[@higherlearning9386]

Yeah, Rudy is completely useless besides the comedy around her not knowing anything at all

[@OctobersOblivion]

Bobby has lived more than half a century on this earth and cannot replicate a single accent. It’s almost impressive

[@blitzskrieg3047]

😂😂😂

[@Blakesmusic72826]

Checkolsloveyokiya

[@Britbaby961]

His chicano is spot on wdym 🤣🤣

[@JohnDoe-qh5xg]

His Korean accent is almost spot on tho!

[@JOE-ROGAN-CLIPS.]

He can do North Korean

[@clydefr0g]

I envy those who haven’t discovered this podcast & can binge watch every episode for the first time 🥺😭

[@jasonnash1421]

Learn to feed from energy, it will change your life

[@Betty-Boop809]

I’m an original and still rewatch often.

[@clydefr0g]

@@jasonnash1421 okay Jason Nash

[@makailaf8448]

This was me November of last year! I’m all caught up now I rewatch lol

[@adamgarett2550]

I’m listening to all the episodes of Matt and Shane Gillis pod now. Ive seen all Bad Friends

[@Rubberrevolver121]

I just noticed they used a red cord for Andrew's mic and a yellow one for Bobby's 😂

[@luisizapata2094]

😂🤣😂 thanks for let me realize that

[@wavecatcher2360]

It’s the subtle things😅

[@The4valanche]

The set design is really good, especially compared to other podcasts. George did a stellar job.

[@lisabrummett6075]

OMG that is hilarious 😂

[@codiddle]

I think it's more orange? idk it looks orange to me

[@mikestclair7010]

Bobby was on fire this episode! I died laughing when Andrew told people to quit watching if they don’t like Juicy but Bobby says Watch but just tune her out 😂😂💀

[@motionblurofhappy7804]

That’s super funny to me actually because I did stop watching and came back today to see if she was still there or there was an episode without her.

[@jf5357]

@@motionblurofhappy7804 same

[@alexanderoyston272]

Cannot stand her. If I fall asleep watching the podcast and she laughs I immediately wake up. It’s grating -.-

[@KingNexusMOCs]

​@@alexanderoyston272I can't either. I've begun to tune her out, although she can be funny once in a while.

[@spditup77]

I miss Rudy and Black Magic. I've never once laughed at Juicy and her dad jokes. I saw Santino live and when Juicy opened for him, I didn't laugh then either. Not even her trombone helped (btw what is that about?) I will continue to watch but I WILL tune her out.

[@joxphdang]

One thing I love about Bobby and Andrew is that Bobby can tell a story an endless amount of times and Andrew will act like he’s hearing it for the first time

[@CaliKidHooligun]

He’s a good guy for that

[@PulpFikshunn]

I need to friend that will do the same thing for me.

[@spditup77]

Haha! He totally does 😂

[@Schuyler110]

New listener here, I can’t believe this podcast isn’t more famous. Honestly way better that the other big comedy podcasts imo you two are incredible together

[@noashohat8380]

check out tigerbelly too

[@agrother]

Welcome to the family

[@ftfygug8729]

Or as they say at Rainbow Gatherings…. WELCOME HOME! 🎉🎉🎉 😂

[@zachparker4436]

This and your moms house are the best. They also have one enough other comedians that you still get to hear other comics too. Even tho I love Theo and others, you can’t watch everything.

[@veqzor]

As someone who's fluent in German I have to say Andrew pronounced everything pretty damn good for someone who's supposedly never done it before

[@kadenkohl782]

I agree. His accents are on point too. He must have some experience

[@GBuaccc]

It’s in his blood

[@blethr]

his pronunciation of “dame” made me laugh the most bc it’s so accurate lol

[@PharmTechBOii]

He took classes in middle school.

[@PharmTechBOii]

He talked about it on whiskey ginger

[@Vykedelic]

Carlos’s ability to take jokes is truly impressive, inspirational even! Love you Carlos! 😂❤️

[@mknwy]

40:40 JUICY with another banger truth. Olsen sisters are extremely talented

[@hondamotorsrider]

Sour daddy deserves more laughs than it got

[@Voo504Doo]

Not really bro pretty low hanging fruit that a schoolyard kid can come up with

[@M1412B]

I did the research and it got exactly the amount of laughs it deserved.

[@timidlittlescrewup]

These guys are right. I hate woman. Grrrrrrr

[@BigStinker_14]

@@nodruj8681 you’re not funny ya dingus

[@lanceslarock]

Sweet & sour daddy would have been better.

[@Saserino]

It just feels like a cloud has been lifted upon bobby and hes in general happier in life ❤❤

[@NewNoise02]

Bobby immediately rating himself a 9 was unreal

[@tenakoe4258]

No, it actually happened I double checked. Its definitely real.

[@amandapanda3208]

Santino rating himself a 7 adds up to A 10 in my book

[@8bitKatwalk]

LA terms bobby said which is why she was rated a 4. Lol

[@sheridan7475]

yeah he’s clearly a 10

[@giovannihenderson51]

In LA terms they would be a 5-6. They were only considering monetary value and social status

[@bigdoinks3886]

Andrew is almost too grounded for his success! Props to him 🔥

[@KJ-ek2ze]

Juicy is a gift from heaven. I couldn't have imagined Bad Friends being any better, Bobby and Andrew are consistently funny AF, but wow JJJJ is a perfect fit.

[@kevinnoble7532]

Couldn't be happier that Bad Friends comes out on Monday - ya'll have no clue how much better you are making everyone's Monday's

[@faeth2157]

as a german, i‘m really impressed by andrews pronunciation it’s very good!!

[@Betty-Boop809]

Proud of Bobby for hesitantly giving Andrew his “flowers”.

[@amydilorenzo6145]

I love the way Fancy B laughs when he loses it (like at 45:03). It always warms my heart.

[@spditup77]

He cry-laughs and I LOVE it

[@erikhoryza9068]

55:23 She broke the 4th wall. She was still in character and her inflection or lack there of was so spot on to Bobby that they believed her sass for a second. She could be on to something..

[@Awwwsnapshazzam]

Them providing an absolute hostile work environment for Carlos is one of the main reasons I come back 😂

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

Bobby still salty lol

[@gehrkedesign]

I haven't finished the last 3 podcasts because they keep talking about Carlos.

[@beezo1764]

​​@@gehrkedesign So its safe to say that u hate Carlos then....? 🤔😭

[@gehrkedesign]

@beezo1764 hate is a strong word, he just sucks the funny out of the show and I always cringe super hard when he's on cam. Not a good cringe like George, like actually very uncomfortable.

[@beezo1764]

@@gehrkedesign is it cuz he's fake bald...🤔 #StopBaldHate

[@sourdonkeyjuice]

Fancy showing his and Carlos' faces after Bobby said he's on the sugar daddy sites was priceless 🤣💀

[@jasonbennett2194]

THIS is why I come read the KZbin comments after I listen on Spotify every week😂😂😂

[@S1RT0RTUR3]

I love when Andrew gets personally offended for his friends, it's so adorable

[@joanmikeska8484]

How could anyone not like Juicy? She is so witty and funny.

[@scaregameing9022]

She realy isnt funny tbh

[@logansmithers5480]

@@scaregameing9022compared to the last one, she’s a riot

[@scaregameing9022]

@@logansmithers5480 i like her more then jules if thats what your are saying.

[@spditup77]

​@@scaregameing9022 I like Rudy Jules better and Black Magic better. Never once have I laughed at Juicy and her dad jokes. Nice person, but don't know why she's a comedian.

[@orangelemon777]

Just watched Bobby call the future. "We could get John Cena on this podcast"❤

[@Barren-MIND]

"Whoo left scrufffyy out therrre"!! Bobby always kills me when he stands up, yells and looks around the room 🤣

[@TrevorMaliszewski]

Santinos commitment that is on display when he plays the part of a female is unbelievable.

[@RebelReak47]

Bro I was eating watching this and had to rewind it and was very confused when there was no girl 😂

[@dusti25]

I have 143 days sober today. I feel so fing grateful.

[@nathangebben5738]

Keep up the good work bro! We all got your back

[@ChloesColdEars111]

I see this comment was posted a year ago, and I hope you can now say you have 508 days sober. Its a great thing to realize and put effort into getting and staying sober, Ive got years and years clean, and it still takes my conscious effort to not fall into old ways. You really should be very proud of yourself. Keep it up, you can only go up from here, and it only gets better and it does get easier with each day.

[@dusti25]

@ChloesColdEars111 Thank you so much, and congratulations on your sobriety. I know how much it means and how hard it is. In my early days of sobriety, I posted a lot on KZbin comments about how long I had, and now I get these messages, and it's always an awesome reminder. I actually have 626 days sober today. I'll have 2 years in October. Life is so much better sober its really remarkable.

[@ChloesColdEars111]

@@dusti25 Thats awesome, you are one more year in. To be honest, I never kept track of how long its been for me, because I knew it would be for the rest of my life, so I felt it would be better for me to not keep track. I estimate how long, Ive probably been sober longer than I realize. 2 years is a huge accomplishment, and you can only get better and healthier as the days go by. You have done what many can not, so realize how strong you are mentally, theres really nothing you cant do, if you really want it. Its an entire lifestyle change, not just a personal change, you have to change your daily habits, friends, hang out spots, everything. Thats never easy, even when an addiction isnt gnawing at you. So congratulations on your 626!!! Keep on living.

[@ooowheelerooo9182]

Was just watching some old episodes and saw this hope your still doing well man

[@mrasian2u221]

Juicy is the best…so freakin funny! The Randall Park joke(maybe a different episode)…totally unexpected, made me laugh out loud. And no way she is a 6. Success aside she’s an easy 8.

[@spditup77]

Eh I dunno about an 8 but when he called her a 4 first I was like daaaamn that wasn't nice. I'd say without her success and personality she's a 5 or 6, average. Just imo but I do agree he lowballed her.

[@Juandongduck]

I find her very attractive but she is a legitimate 6 if we're being honest.

[@yohanlindon2307]

Not gonna lie Andrews German sounds pretty good and the way he pronounced every word in that sentence was spot on 🇩🇪

[@apeshiii]

ever since discovering yall my monday mornings are sm more tolerable

[@SassySlater]

The past episodes with Steve Lee are hilarious and the one where Bobby has Andrews gun they are so funny!

[@MB-tj8un]

kind of humorous to me that younger folks like to shorten words but will type a longer word in the same sentence. You'll type out "discovering" in its entirety, but not "so much"? LOL no hate just makes me giggle 😊😊

[@duh4895]

@@MB-tj8un Yeah sorta like how you typed 'LOL' instead of 'laugh out loud' 😂

[@MB-tj8un]

@@duh4895 nailed it. I was waiting for that rebuttal HAHA! 👍

[@beforethecutpodcast4330]

Check out our podcast, we’re funny af to :)

[@crystalyvonnee]

Juice’s therapist joke deserved laughs

[@travisr8632]

Nah, she might actually be the worst.

[@littleregrets8810]

@@travisr8632 she has good jokes but her execution is so bad. She always giggles while executing or finishing a sentence.

[@walkalittle]

Andrew and Bobby are comedy soulmates.

[@lisabrummett6075]

💯

[@halesmaree]

Juicy is definitely a 10. Wtf

[@tristonthomasmusic]

10 is crazy high

[@luismartin2256]

Ohio 8

[@nitorrdm]

​@@luismartin2256Ohio 6 MAAAAAAAAAXXX

[@Xxplod3]

Juicy is a 4 dude

[@yousad6742]

I love listening to this pod cast at times, at work with my ear pods in game on. Thanks for keeping me strangely smiling and laughing to myself in front of my coworkers.

[@DmaxxZ]

Mondays are always great because of Bad Friends 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@vanivari359]

Andrew's German pronunciation of unknown words is actually pretty good, he has learned that before - has he very old friends in Argentina?

[@himoragenma6416]

😁

[@Papadadooly]

I’ve literally been working since 9 am just waiting for this to come out it’s the only thing that gets me through my shit job

[@holymoly5187]

hang in there bad friendos

[@murderburger1811]

Hang in the, bf

[@joshw6253]

Remember you could be working behind carlos's glory hole's, chin up , which is also what Carlos would be saying if you were

[@AB-ee5tb]

@@joshw6253 😂

[@trowawayrizzay]

@@joshw6253 🤣🤣🤣

[@davisfelts3654]

Didn’t Bobby just do like a 10 year experiment on what being a sugar daddy would be like? No need to do a month now.

[@D00MF]

^^^

[@mannyaltamirano]

😂😂😂😂

[@robbany9449]

Bobby's foreshadowing of Short Round's Oscar is epic

[@zakarystanley9452]

Got my tickets for Dallas! Anyone else gonna be there? Toyota Music Center is bad ass. Got middle front section too!!! Can't wait to see my boys after waiting for so long. Thanks fellas!

[@squanchthis1521]

Thank you bad friends for doing show after show to bring us these EPs while santino is down undu 💛🧡

[@InspectorButters4]

It was super cool and I cant believe Bobby gave such props and respect to Cheeto without being sarcastic, fake jealous, or making a joke!! I'm super proud of u Bobo, that shows real maturity and personal growth! (or at least thats what a therapist would say! 🤣)

[@Mathiasingvoldstad]

Bobby Lee falling for the redpill grift is just a hilarious and natural progression of his character 😂

[@X_-Dre4ms-_V]

Bobby came out the gate straight heat on this one. 🔥

[@NewEraMovementOnThaGrind20]

Only pod I watch within a half hour of when they drop. 🙏🏽 Precciate the Monday relief, fellas.

[@TheFishyBeats]

Monday’s ain’t so bad, thanks to Bad Friends!

[@AndrewSmith-pc8eq]

The Bob Marley and the Wailers T-shirt Bobby's wearing "UPRISING" is, in my opinion, the best studio album of Bob's. "Live at the Stanley Theater" was his best live album, his last live performance before his death.

[@holymoly5187]

Palabra

[@eyeswideopen8629]

I love that Jetski is on the show now! She was so great on Kill Tony.

[@Johanneschimp01]

40:22 and then her being like, “see this is what I’m talking about” I’m sold, she’s solid

[@angelogonzalez2172]

“That’s a sour daddy” made me laugh out loud at work

[@thetruthh101]

That’s cool bro

[@hogsandstews]

Seriously that’s what made you lol?

[@Ango221]

As as german bad friend I can verify that andrew crushes the german accent😂😂😂 DAS IST GUT!!!

[@noooodle]

right??? his german is actually pretty decent lmfaoo

[@alwayzchillin0714]

26:00 “Stop watching the show!” “Well….watch but just tune her out.” 😂 PS We ❤ Juicy!

[@travisr8632]

No, we don’t.

[@naqeebullah6721]

One of the reasons I watch Bad friends is Juice! Her laughter is so contagious❤❤

[@Lucero_Martinez]

My bf, introduced me to you guys recently , he watches your podcast so I decided to buy him an early bday gift to watch you guys live 😊 you guys are coming on may 13th and his bday is on may 15th . I can’t wait to surprise him and have a good time with you guys 😊

[@nancystamps1200]

You all are so funny, love jucies input! Funny and a great laugh! Truly lightens my heart! THANK YOU...

[@JWD8681]

Andrews impressions and voices are sooooooooo funny. I love this show so much!

[@Diyn58]

No cap, my favorite podcast that always brings a smile. My tier list rn Bad Friends, Danny Brown Show, then YMH 🔥🔥

[@noashohat8380]

what about tigerbelly 😧

[@jesse7157]

I love how this podcast is 70% improv scenarios and 30% stories

[@emu_warrior]

why would anyone talk trash about juice. she's hilarious and adds that innocence and neutrality to it

[@Eric-mz9en]

She barely says anything.

[@PerspectivePossibilities]

A minute 30 in & I can already tell this episode finna be fiya. Bobby's got the energy of Kim jong & daddy tinos back! Love y'all & I appreciate the priceless content, y'all make my week so much betta!!!!

[@johnnyhammersticks88]

I work in the music industry and we have a saying “everyday is Monday” I wish that was the case because this podcast always makes my day.

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

"I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that man."

[@johnnyhammersticks88]

@@iwatchyoutube6539 for saying i wish i had this podcast everyday and i work 7 days a week?

[@davidledesma1331]

Bad friends Monday is my favorite day of the week!!!

[@Mauri_Waris]

How happy Bobby seem to be, It makes me happy. Ya'll make me happy, thank you!

[@marquism1799]

As a Vegas local I can confirm Lotus of Siam is fire. Their ribeye panang curry is godly.

[@lou1egooey]

The cut after Carlos says “I think he’s kinda cute still” was hilarious 😂😂

[@samsonthecurrent]

I heard it and 20 seconds later saw your comment.

[@Naldito15]

The glry hole thing is making more sense

[@jakethesnake-84]

I’m glad you said it cause I thought the same thing. Genius cut

[@mjm5081]

I noticed that too. Perfect timing 😆

[@hogleg8103]

Carlos is gay af.

[@BowmansWorld]

Glad u spoke about the young men issue during the pod. Interesting topic.

[@BS-cr2mv]

Lmao Juicy with the “Banana Split” cracked me up 🤣

[@damienmcpartland1653]

Juicy is a G! She’s a great addition to the show 🙏

[@NoPityForYouCoward]

"can i say something... i love you so" gets me everytime.... just wholesome

[@runnersp1985]

The irony of Bobby saying he doesn’t like the sugar daddy scene and his disdain for the professional mooches who inhabit it is truly something to behold.

[@kevindownes9474]

7:20 idk why but i died when Fancy said "yes. lovely metaphor" 🤣

[@himoragenma6416]

Because it's TRUE!!!👍

[@skeater92]

Mondays are literally my favorite day of the week because of this podcast. Can’t wait to see you guys on June 10th!!

[@houstonhicks6227]

I’m not gonna lie, the episodes with juicy are the only ones I like to watch. Y’all work so well together and y’all just make my day sm better. I love you guys

[@dorkimoe]

Juicy zinging them back to back was hilarious.

[@elijahbarrad2367]

Juice’s dad jokes on point

[@winnieblews]

Juice is one the best additions to a podcast you could possibly have.

[@Madagon367]

Carlos laughing his ass off when Bob mentioned the sugar daddy site. We all know why.

[@kevinlyyon3153]

I had to get this off my chest.. earlier tonight I was walking to QT to get a beer and some rubbers, not bragging, she rode over on a bike... but on the way walking down the street a car came out of nowhere and hit me!!. I didn't get hurt but it was legit, the car carried me a few feet and my leg is bruised but I'm fine... soon as it happened I don't know why but I calmly walked around to take a picture of the license plate and then said 'so what are we going to do'.. she says 'I don't know'. And for some reason I said 'you have cash?'.. I basically shook down a middle aged woman for 40 bucks... what's worse is I asked for 100 but she low balled me... I still feel really bad though.. I gave 20 to the possibly homeless guy that was walking with me at the time but I'm gonna donate the 20 I have left... just wanted to say I'm really sorry to the lady Domino's delivery driver.. you definitely weren't paying attention and it was your fault but I'm sorry I reacted poorly..🍄♥️

[@dot_t]

Happy Monday! Got my tickets for Bad Friends Live, so excited!!! Woohoo! 🎉❤️✨

[@averywellman534]

This comedic duo is on par with the greats...Larry and Jerry, David and Bob, Chris and David, Stan and Ollie, and Gene and Richard. I know all good things come to an end but I hope this lasts forever 🔥💯🤣

[@Calebdpepp]

Chrissy d and Yannis

[@markhou]

Epstein and Maxwell

[@Bartokomous]

Otto and George

[@Skeleton_Archer]

They rated juicy (the only attractive person on the show) lower then themselves 😂

[@spditup77]

Yeah giving her a 4 was pretty bad

[@hawaiianrussian1047]

I mean tbf…women will also rate the ugliest women 10’s so 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

[@iametoe]

I like watching bobby lee's tongue wiggle when he laughs

[@TaylorMarie2577]

Yayyyy I missed Santino so much. This makes me so happy.

[@corbinminnick4465]

Love watching Bad friends always better than some stand ups I see 🤙

[@beauwilliams3097]

Juicy is a 10!!!

[@vanessa0111]

That was so messed up when he said she used to be a 4 lol

[@ryanirving3388]

​@@vanessa0111 It was actually pretty generous. She's a California 3 Hence why she does "comedy" and nothing else

[@elijahkim818]

@@ryanirving3388dumb

[@beauwilliams3097]

@@ryanirving3388 I’m a sucker for blondes and she’s funny as hell. She a 69 out of 70

[@jewsco]

@@ryanirving3388 she is a California 4 or 5 but when you add in her personality she is at least an 8 or 9

[@DizzyEddy]

50:04 the only reason I watched “Me Time” was because i saw santino in the trailer, he was literally in the movie for like 4 mins but literally laughed harder at his senses than any other…

[@luzukom213]

"Is there such thing as an emotional escort?" "It's called a therapist" 😂😂

[@isameera31]

Gonna watch this after work. Its my cheat to have good work day on a Monday knowing I have a bad friends episode waiting. Damn I think I need a wife.

[@B_Rizzl]

Dude I swear I love juicys laugh!

[@rrGeeks]

Juicy has such a great laugh

[@dannotwalruslarkin9324]

I saw Andrew on other pods here and there a couple years ago and was mildly entertained, but he wasn't someone I sought out, it felt like a well rehearsed, calm act and didn't seem real. But watching him & Bobby all this time, I've discovered there is no act and he's mellow as fuck, filled with hilarious thoughts that can go back & forth with Bobby in ways nobody else can. He's in my top 3 of comedy Podcasters now.

[@nathansanchez7232]

That episode intro where Bobby makes fun of Andrew passing out during the earthquake was hilarious!! Andrew gets SO PISSED! 😂 Early eps. that was the gold!!

[@takeinterest1497]

I like when Bobby's mad cause he actually looks awake for once.

[@himoragenma6416]

😁

[@danthenywarren8853]

We need more Bobby Lee's on this planet

[@omextracts]

Jetski’s on fire! Quickest quips always hilarious

[@DarkRooster608]

I cannot not smile when juicy laughs. Love her.

[@benjaminvegaabarca7213]

When Bobby schools them on the Galaxy and on possibilities 😂 i love this show and ESPECIALLY Juicy love you mamas

[@yoyo41210]

54:33 I got so much second hand embarrassment for Juicy Jets here 😢

[@danav7031]

me too i had to look at the comments cuz i couldn’t watch it but i’m proud of her for trying tho 😭

[@bobbyfischer9927]

Juicy is an amazing addition to the show!