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[@FormThisWay]

Kanaya is the ladies' lady.

[@chemolcalico6792]

THE BIG MAN SHOTS THE HOPP, EH SCARVES

[@KawaiiJackHonne]

Kanaya=Troll mom

[@philipdriver3344]

She is the straight man despite being neither of those things

[@hellflameflowers3930]

Kanaya gets all the girls... Strider approved

[@hifiveanimation]

*so i get the girls.

[@ryanweihofen4805]

It's official

[@joopsc64]

how official

[@dallaspayday2480]

Welp ya heard it It has the Strider seal of approval

[@goldexp4329]

All hail the queen of queer

[@mage5737]

I LOVE THE ERIDAN VOICE IT'S SO PERFECT But it makes sense since Kanaya DID get shot in the stom- *gets hit on the head with a brick*

[@lambywamby]

Have you seen the FAQ

[@mage5737]

Leslie Crumpler Nope! :D

[@ironicGlowstonEGeneticS]

:O iI knoW iI LovE iT ;-)

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

As a wise man said Did you know circos have a belly fetish, so did kanaka get off while eridan shot her in the stomach

[@envy2682]

i love the story of kan's horns

[@birbmeme3795]

yo chara

[@envy2682]

I don't roleplay on KZbin.

[@birbmeme3795]

me either well just saying undertale is awesome

[@-skylerlacy-2039]

TheDigitalDragon ツ 2-D....

[@theforeveralonehomestuckfa6580]

same

[@sunshinemutt2032]

I'm 100% sure this fandom is on drugs.

[@shinywolfderp]

You mean.... Sopor? Yeah I'm pretty sure most of us are. Maybe kinda yeah including me. //renames the Homestuck fandom the Sopor fandom

[@ShigureBlaze]

shinywolfderp Motherfuckin Miracles Brooo!!!

[@dazzythenormling4847]

That is correct! :3

[@whiskeredwolf4861]

What fandom isn’t on drugs really

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Snuggle Rex what is the hole in her stomach? Answer: Penis.

[@Chalkadoo]

Kanaya Maryam for most Fashionable. President 2016

[@Erieolae]

oh shit

[@michselbstangepisst8533]

@uwu s-senpai Perhaps, 2021?

[@Squeakwee]

kanaya's horns are smol and soft and bendable like clay CONFIRMED

[@evergreen6702]

only grub horns

[@Squeakwee]

o

[@Snowfang00]

+Amęthyst (Tasty Fandom Fillet ツ) when a troll is a grub, their horns are bendy, after the troll cocoons it's self and emerges as a young adult, it's horns harden

[@bonnieboobear6328]

"I get all the lady trolls anywways" don't forget about Dave

[@pheo4609]

Aradia- Strawberry Nepeta- Leek Terezi-Blueberry KarKat-Cherries Tavros-chocolate Vriska-Green Apple Feferi-Squid Eridan-Grapes Equius-BlueDrinkOfSomeKind Gamzee-Sopor Pie Sollux-Lemon Tell me if I missed anyone! c:

[@dededepression2838]

+Pheonix Alexander but wut is kanaya...

[@pheo4609]

+Robbie Elliott But kanaya is the one who was thinking that stuff. :c

[@dededepression2838]

+Pheonix Alexander what FLAVOR is kanaya...

[@pheo4609]

+Robbie Elliott Idk. :/

[@pheo4609]

+10Galaxies You're right m8

[@Svgex]

Gamzee: HeH! fEeLs KiNdA cOoL! Me:*dying*

[@gamzeemakara7838]

;D HoNk

[@vriskaserket1138]

+Gamzee Makara Gamzee shut up

[@dededepression2838]

+Vriska Serket umm... esrtalvivialiodartiuyoper]keyqwedrebututfn. that's all I have to say

[@gamzeemakara7838]

+Vriska Serket ;3;

[@kingimpidimp7060]

WWHAT THE FUCK!

[@lanim3965]

"Kanaya is a fucking pimp" -if you know where that's from I love you"

[@togamitown504]

Some people wear dresses Kanaya is a fucking pimp

[@lanim3965]

Fandom Nerd we best friends now

[@togamitown504]

+Candy Vanilla “Pokemon candy girl” Starmoon Amazing

[@lanim3965]

+Fandom Nerd lol yes

[@PinkiePrincess123]

Candy Vanilla Starmoon 69th like

[@lamverde]

and she does not only have all the troll girls, but also many of the human... I love her ( *w*) and so dos rose ...

[@laughingandjokingsuperfunt7536]

Portal 3 confirmed.

[@acidwizzardbastard]

Now you're thinking with chainsaws.

[@alucardhellsing5466]

You are saying that like Valve could count to 3

[@daedybabey8603]

D1D U JUST-

[@CrimCrim]

If Portal 3 would allow you to play as Homestuck characters I'd play it

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

If Portal 3 would allow you to play i’d Play it

[@mechanizedMytha]

i just love how happy kanaya looks in the first answers we need more happystuck

[@forrestrose6760]

XD I can't stop laughing at the portal hole and Eridan thing

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

Eridan came inside kanaya

[@RoseVidel22]

@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 This cused comment haunts my nightmares let alone the fact it's exsisted for so long and no one has mentioned it

[@datguy8123]

2:05 its approved by dave

[@kalinatankova3578]

i am glad somebody finally mentioned it

[@misssoda0437]

I think everyone approves.

[@ryanweihofen4805]

It's Dave approved now

[@therudestofclouds2007]

she even gets some of the human girls

[@kanayamaryam8106]

XD

[@zerotheicecreamho253]

That ending was GOLD

[@cypionate]

Dave Strider approves this message.

[@kyuu2]

Eridan's part made me laugh so hard. xD

[@deathisgod1]

Eridan: "WWHAT THE FUCK!?" me: *dies of laughter*

[@andytheshark]

etrius-1 D4mm1t BREATHE!!!

[@MakinMcMakin]

Who new eridan's virginity would be lost to kanaya.

[@altomagnus9785]

MakinMcMakin i'd pay to see that

[@jojomojojones]

+MakinMcMakin very ironic that he tried killing her XD

[@moon12299]

+jojomojojones maybe thats WHY he tried to kill her hehehe

[@jojomojojones]

Esher oh my god

[@flowercrownsnskulls2643]

+MakinMcMakin wait.... doesn't that mean eridan is a female troll if he can't get any girls? XD

[@emilyboedeker1816]

* ending * Kanaya: Oh? Dave: *pops up in the back & gives thumbs up*

[@kanayamaryam610]

I'm Still Mad At Both Gamzee And Eridan. I Dont Even Remember Why I Asked Gamzee To Do That! And Eridan, Dont Get Me Started!

[@thyne9917]

Actually horn shape is genetic. Look at the ancestors.

[@TheFallen552]

2:04 i see you down there dave

[@wolfclaw719]

Dave approves this coolness.

[@abdulkarimmohamad6642]

SCP FAN HERE

[@robocalico419]

So this is the second time Eridan was slain by Kanaya

[@marleehauber4822]

Pimp Master Kanaya is in the hooooouse!

[@tetsiga45XxX]

Nah thats Nepetas territory. Kanaya just gets all the bitches.

[@midnightcthulhu5551]

tetsiga45XxX B)) < kanaya can share my territory any time she wants to.

[@kanayamaryam610]

Nepeta Leijon thanks!

[@BirbBun]

Kanaya Maryam FALSE! kanaya capitalizes EVER first letter, Like So. Everyone Knows That. it is her quirk like vriskas 8s 8because of the whoooooooole spider thing, or nepetas :33

[@ghostboy283]

0:55 oh my gog, I NEVER KNEW THAT SHE HAD A PORTAL IN. HER STOMACH

[@varibunn]

Love your Eridan voice it's perfect

[@caligulasAquarius]

kanaya is giving mom vibes omg and her interaction with nepeta is vadorable ddctcftr

[@raindropsroses7597]

0:50-0:59, I dont think I have ever laughed this hard before--

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

E r I d a n c a m e I n s I d e k a n a y a

[@rexybobo19]

The last ask, my new head canon for eri's voice

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

Sure Eridan, sure you do... XD YEAH RIGHT! KANAYA RULES!

[@LizardWizard444]

thinking with portal kanaya

[@kanayamaryam610]

I dont wanna talk about it guys! i had a =Chainsaw= incident

[@acidwizzardbastard]

Kanaya Maryam *two pistols & a wink*

[@zagreus_1870]

Kanaya Maryam how does it feel to be the vampire fashion queen Kanaya?

[@rep1600]

Dave approves

[@ryanweihofen4805]

It's official

[@rep1600]

Dave Strider Ohmygosh

[@rep1600]

Hello.

[@rep1600]

Yes

[@rep1600]

Yes

[@evilishness1]

Not that anyone cares, but the song is Nocturne No 1 in B Flat Minor, Opera 9 by the Ljubljana Symphony I believe, and I seriously love it.

[@Mum2Boys]

ALL HAIL HER MOST FASHIONABLE EMPRESS

[@crystalyuki4008]

Wow~! Kanaya-senpai is so cool~!! /♡7♡\

[@GreedGutz]

Technically Eridan was inside Kanaya.

[@PermianExtinction]

I love Kanaya's voice here because it's not overdone like the other voices -- it's very subtle and precise, and shows what masterful voice acting really sounds like. It's wonderful. I really enjoy listening to it.

[@misteria247]

I'm reading my old comments and holy shit I sound like a hipster XD

[@hasturking9635]

that last bit with the girls would be an awesome wall paper

[@MarianaSilva-bn9jt]

1:13 Tavros Blood Taste Like Chocolate? *flips table* * IMPOSSIBRUH!¡* COME HERE TAVROS!¡I HAVE TO BITE TO KNOW THE TRUE!¡

[@kanayamaryam610]

You Leave Him Alone! I Don't Think We Need Gamzee Going Into Murder Mode!

[@kanayamaryam610]

Gamzee Makara and Samus Aran*Runs*

[@solluxcaptor7735]

Gamzee Makara and Samus Aran 2hut the fuck up gam2ee!

[@kanayamaryam610]

Gamzee Makara and Samus Aran Ok See Ya!

[@harrystapleton3690]

Gamzee Makara and Samus Aran hay can i have some faygo pls

[@somegirl4260]

AAAARGH!!! I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH TROLL I LOVE THE MOST!!

[@somegirl4260]

Uhh Meow Good idea.

[@grechethslittleangel5542]

Nice eridan voice!

[@Chwmrsal]

Kanaya and Dave hanging out blowing stuff up while throwing buckets at various trolls

[@crazleath614]

Why Would You Do This To Me Gamzee

[@EldenNerd]

That last scene was the biggest slap to thier pride i have ever had the utmost pleasure to look at.

[@pheo4156]

The end be like INSTANT BITCHES

[@6NekoBunnychan9]

I love how soothing Kanaya's voices is, it's very pretty and comforting ^u^

[@mike-zh4sy]

rip my boy eridan

[@tomridgewellxroseanimeamet7366]

all the sudden a wild dave appears!!!

[@finnbearmom]

50 savor this moment Eridan it's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman

[@chloew.4380]

XD

[@tetsiga45XxX]

Dave Strider approves. XD

[@emilysan3218]

Did anybody else notice Dave at the end??

[@sierrasteven2296]

kanaya is getting all duh troll ladies and Rose

[@Cartoonluver33]

Dude, Kanaya just served Eridan like a boss! She's waaay cooler than Eridan will ever be. No offence Eridan.

[@wolfgirl1020]

Heh ii2n't everybody?? Liike seriously, dude needs to 2top tryiing 2o hard.

[@geromy3154]

The bent horns part gets me,but we will never know how vriska's two horns were shaped.

[@suckapunchization]

THAT LAST ONE THO

[@insertnamehere1398]

That first ask has lived rent free in my head for years. Not even the response, just the question 😅

[@wowliker642]

Looks like Eridan finally got inside someone! XD

[@nottavros]

for some reason the last frame made me laugh really hard

[@matthewshadowkiller399]

SHES GOT A CHAINSAW RUUUUNNNNNN!!!

[@zahhakgaming]

holy shit just got reccommended an octopimp video in 2023😊

[@KBzDvSt]

*thumbs up*

[@solluxcaptor5204]

2up dave

[@sammiethestoner]

0:45 I love how gamzee was drawn :DDDDD good job who ever drew him :D

[@Floofy_Fox_Gal]

2:06 is a powerful image

[@fntthesmth423]

It just hit me how hilarious it is that Eridan's blood tastes like wine, since that's what he does nearly every moment of his existance

[@myraiguess304]

that wwas an awwkwward situation...

[@ghostygoomohawki_kun3675]

Eridan is so funny. The portal thing killed me. In the last one you could see dave in the background

[@nataliequellete1068]

Kanaya be pimpin.

[@acidwizzardbastard]

Shit be happenin' down in this hiz-house.

[@angelgear39]

//I can't believe all of the time I've watched this I FORGOT SHE WAS A VAMPIRE AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\\

[@orbtii7925]

kanaya get2 all teh biitche2

[@nerdimusprime7760]

Poor Eridan and Kanaya. I love how Kanaya and Dave are good friends lol.

[@rockyrockster3705]

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE IS FUCKING DELICIOUS

[@ashtheangel2207]

Kanaya,Dolorosa,and Porrim are best moms

[@redx4417]

Damn, Eridan. Even with those glasses you still can't see that you don't get no lady. (×fistbump×) Hehe.

[@femthingevelyn]

Dave coming up at the end is my favorite thing

[@eagonwild]

I need to youth roll out of here.

[@Renanimate]

Ohmygosh the art from this was soo cute.

[@dearestmothersoleil3052]

Dont Ask

[@RobGreenEyedTiger]

The ending is brilliant with Dave popping in with his thumbs up XD

[@_Harvestman_]

Why did Vriska's blood taste like apples? Isn't her blood cerulean?

[@matthewmerchant8358]

2our apple2?

[@themightyhuntress3282]

I'll have you know apparently to kanya my blood taste like apple

[@valcontent3222]

Because she’s a sour bitch

[@ryuukatamura]

That squeaky horn was the most adorable thing.

[@Sea.Cucumber]

01:13 lol terezi tastes like a tomato?

[@misskairyan]

TO K4N4Y4 1 GU3SS MY BLOOD T4ST3S L1K3 BLU3B3RR13S

[@katriene1102]

I am so confused if that's a blueberry or a tomato

[@misskairyan]

1TS 4 BLU3 B3RRY. S1NC3 MY BLOOD 1S T34L.

[@JaxontheOkay]

Wait a second... I just realised... Eridan went through Kanaya's CHEST... ._.

[@sinful2750]

2:04 back ground dave is best dave~

[@CoffeeLefrap]

Gawd i love her voice, it fits her perfectly

[@mksabourinable]

Oh? *me:* OHHHHHH SNAP!

[@ThatShinyPatrat]

0:36 MY HEART EXPLODED FROM THE CUTENESS OF THE LITTLE SQUEAK

[@jefferywoods6084]

OMFG ERIDAN?!?! XDDDD

[@kanayamaryam7232]

It was horrific, Eridan kept yelling and stick things threw the portal hole. Every time I would try to get him he would back away.

[@d3ad_aliv3]

#datending O3O I had to

[@EE-cf2lq]

that's homestuck?

[@mindtoggler1368]

Omfg O_O

[@viorupee829]

Kanaya

[@viorupee829]

shipshipshipieship

[@laureljemongi3399]

That last part killed me, sent me into a dream bubble, and pulled me right back

[@movedsubtoashlixx8927]

2:05 *This picture made me so gay..*

[@trustworthy_hypocrite1838]

Eridan's voice gives me a reason to live

[@ChaosChild1]

waaaaaaaaaaiiittt a minute.. what about gamzee and kurloz how do they're horns get like that if its something that happens in infancy..

[@rowancook4369]

Their horns represent a goat's horns, thus having a goatdad.

[@ChaosChild1]

Marissa Cook erm kurloz has a goatdad to?

[@ChaosChild1]

and im pretty sure lusus's arnt who born/have the grubs, due to the fact buckets are involved at making grubs >.>

[@IceeMoonDemon]

John Egbert HAI >:)

[@ChaosChild1]

Izzy Toigo HI :B

[@BRUHHHHHHH]

that was the best eridan voice ever same for kanaya

[@emongasvoice7394]

1:41 Feferi looks a bit chubby

[@altarvision4742]

And....? What's your point?

[@katiecarlson9898]

She's adorable

[@ohjeez5371]

She looks a bit FUCKIN ADORABLE

[@acidwizzardbastard]

Eridan: wwell i think she's FUCKIN adorable

[@enterthefreak3491]

Ethan Stones Eridan! You were not invited!

[@VictoriaCokerradb]

Your voice for Eridan is AMAAAAAAAAAAZING.

[@kanayamaryam5381]

I Must Say That I Most Of This Is Factual, However, The Hole In My Stomach Is Not A Portal Hole... My Apologies If You Are Disappointed Also, I Was Quite Amused By The Ending And, Finally, The Truth Is That Tavros's Blood Tastes The Best, Though He Is Often Scared To Let Me Feed On Him

[@ravenmontoya6225]

Are there trolls that AREN'T scared to let you feed on them?

[@kanayamaryam5381]

I Am Usually Able To Get Karkat To Let Me Feed Without Too Much Of A Fuss

[@ravenmontoya6225]

Kanaya Maryam Oh.

[@kanayamaryam5381]

I Find Your Reaction Most Amusing

[@ravenmontoya6225]

Kanaya Maryam Well I find what you said most surprising.