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[@PentagramIndustries]

I miss the person I was a few minutes ago.

[@teemopanda3788]

literally what i was about to say , i was happier 20 seconds ago

[@GeorgeRiely]

dont lie, you know you cant get any lower than you are now lol

[@latinocreamking9524]

you watch a man that has roaches crawling all over his body

[@alexandrepaulo266]

i laughed way too hard, good one

[@thomaswilson8022]

That's just the call of the void

[@JanghanHong]

This is why they didn't sell large dogs to unmarried women in 19th century Britain.

[@lucasljs1545]

They should bring that back and to the entire world, I saw too many things I shouldn't have seen on this life.

[@awdad4870]

small dogs are fine too

[@Goresmog]

@@awdad4870 They do the same thing to the small dogs.

[@flathfalso7806]

Reinstate that law

[@tomaszszupryczynski5453]

cos they film more animal farm

[@mkctao3815]

I thought she was saying that she's attracted to what the dog represents. A funny, smart, good dad. Then uhh, yeah...

[@brentvalente]

Exactly how i interpreted it... Until she went on to how she masturbated to him and was very clear about exactly what she was masturbating to being the actual animated dog. Its very disturbed...

[@Hourani95]

i mean yeah same here, until she said she did that thing to his image and voice... no good.

[@Exbozz]

Bru, as if Lola Bunny in space jam werent a thing..

[@Weeblewobb]

Yea then it went full beastiality hentai...

[@Tredenix]

@@Hourani95 To be fair it'll be an actual human guy's voice too.

[@figloalds]

So guys, when you approach a woman and she says "ew, no", be understanding, because maybe she wanted a cartoon dog, maybe she's the weirdo, not you

[@borgwardd24]

Honestly true

[@kardas666]

It's one of best feeling to hit a failed attempt at chatting up a girl with "oh, you're one of those" and just walk away.

[@andrewgrow5711]

i can fix her

[@viron6734]

She seems awfully proud about it.

[@chuckwow3302]

Modern love.

[@matterking1]

What happened to shame?

[@jeevieseverino3949]

If the person was a vtuber speaking, it wont be as bad

[@NPCSpotter]

@@matterking1only applies to men who are right leaning or center

[@Mikedot]

@@matterking1 It's gone. Reduced to atoms.

[@UnifiedBrutes]

Every single interrogation tactic created by the CIA could NEVER get this type of information out of me.

[@MARKHENSTROM]

😂😂😂💯💯💯

[@FutaCockWorshipper]

Damn so you would fuck the shit out of Bluey? That's crazy

[@ClokworkGremlin]

You're not a white woman, though.

[@Femboy_Lover]

Please?👉👈

[@mr.zombzo]

True

[@wickedsink9235]

You know its messed up when Asmon doesn't know what to say.

[@reypulgon]

IT KEPT GETTING WORSE

[@Newt4321]

Thats enough internet for today

[@SapphireDragonDX]

[Slowly closes the laptop]

[@pedroschuaiquert9229]

Same

[@RiverRockXIII]

Me everyday after clicking on an Asmon video :( it's getting out of Atmosphere.. never mind out of hand.

[@derspacer2259]

Agreed, going offline.

[@sparquisdesade]

And enough women....forever

[@lukefromoz]

You know what? Being single doesn't seem so bad these days.

[@fraskf6765]

Yay everyone is happy. The dog, the wife and single men ...

[@KE-yq2eg]

If anything, this makes me want a husband and not a single, sad woman who fantasizes over cartoon Australian dogs.

[@theHardyMonster1984]

@@KE-yq2eg Well...here I am.

[@siegebot82]

Femboys looking more like the only option every day.

[@wingsoficarus1139]

@@KE-yq2eg I might turn to dudes too over single women that fantasize over cartoon Australian dogs.

[@YouNoob573]

the voice actor is good this is the best devil's advocate i could do.

[@At0ThEb]

😭

[@Zacharadus]

As a father to child who loves Bluey (in all honesty, my wife and I do too), I think that Bandit (the dog dad) is an excellent role model as a father. It's understandable how someone could be attracted to his personality. But everything beyond that is complete insanity lol

[@timgreen5281]

appreciation of character writing and straight masturbating to a dog is a hell of a diffirent thing

[@Vaenn]

What's really disturbing here is how comfortable she is stating that publicly.

[@Elban19]

At some point in her life she told this to someone and that someone told her it was empowering. That can be the only reason.

[@Unlyricallyrics]

because it's not that weird. No different from guys getting horny over glados. It's a vibes thing.

[@DagwoodDogwoggle]

@@Elban19 Naw. It's a mating call. She's advertising to all the freaks out there that she's a freak. For every normie she puts off, she gains a freaky fan. Especially guys who are in to nutty women (which most are in their own fantasies).

[@KE-yq2eg]

She probably thinks others will agree with her.

[@agustinramirez377]

Or (wild guess) it is a joke

[@leonarduskrisna4588]

"shame" is now just a Distant Memory

[@PureColumbianCocainum1949]

Not for her, she doesn't know what shame is.

[@JoeGamer500]

WHAT IS SHAME BRO

[@user-kb1hw2yq2f]

Dont worry friend. Societies do NOT last when shame is gone and insanity takes over. We are on our path to a total collapse now. And the west isnt ready. Its going to be insane what the universe has in store next for all of us. Before people KNEW how to survive when shi# hits the fan. They dont anymore. Unimaginable things will happen I reckon sometime in our lifetime. We will never ever see the peak of humanity ever again as we did in the past few decades.

[@nikolapetrov7970]

And I can't help myself, all I...

[@Jumbleman5]

Furries have been doing this for decades

[@danielkelsosmith]

Yeah that’s enough internet for the year.

[@themalcontent100]

Dogs fear the peanutbutter

[@zapan9643]

White girls are forbidden to approach my dog

[@kralexprofill4571]

The other girl gave her several chances to step down a bit but she just doubled down on it like a champ...

[@Eogard]

Isn't the other girl Mia Malkova ? That's wild

[@MrMultiUniverse]

Based woman tbh

[@WEARESOSLIMEY]

Like a champ? Prolly should've said like a creepo

[@aabaaa9993]

She said she's done it to his voice too, but the dad character almost exclusively talks to his children, which means the sounds of the kids talking and playing does not turn her off at all which is the most disturbing part about this.

[@professormoriarthus]

whatever floats your (her) boat i guess, also once you go 2d its difficult to stop

[@thiagots85]

"This man is a creep for saying that" "OMG! This woman is so funny and empowered for saying that with so much bravery"

[@OArchivesX]

literally no one is saying that, that's why it's viral and everyone is cringing lmao. Stop quoting people you made up in your head weirdo

[@confusedashell020]

No one is saying that except women who want to lessen their competition.

[@eldritchbidoof]

....why would anyone call her brave for stating this lmao? Unhinged maybe- ohh wait I get it, misog--

[@zeriel9148]

Just look up the wikipedia article for the Women Are Wonderful effect, and you know all you need to know about humanity, it's all downhill from there.

[@somebody700]

Nobody will call her empowered for publicly saying this, like let's stop the strawman false arguments.

[@rasendori20]

0:58 That’s it. That’s the reason right there.

[@askevisholm1933]

To be fair, Bandit (blueys dad) is everything Asmongold use to describe classic masculinity. A genuine good father, husband and citizen in the strange town they live in. Stoic as fuck, with the ability to play 5D chess with his children every single day.

[@venum90]

Guarantee every dude trying to roast her watches futa/furry hentai lmao.

[@Crustee0]

I hate how there is a need to specify "classic" masculinity. Because apparently people just define words as they want and we gotta add in specifities to mean words that were the original

[@hulking_presence]

@@Crustee0 well there's andrew tate masculinity, there's african american masculinity...

[@PCMRvsconsole]

Is there an asian masculinity?​@@hulking_presence

[@gvccihvcci]

@@Crustee0yes this is how language works on a place as large and varied as the internet lmao you thought you cooked with that

[@babrad]

Now choosing the bear finally makes sense.

[@pokechimp1544]

What if it's a man riding a bear

[@bannedmann4469]

Poor bears…

[@jaymenza5196]

Bears can will still go chomp despite the fish smell... in fact they like it

[@roadent217]

@@pokechimp1544 Sounds like a typical yaoi (bara?) plot to me.

[@Cuved13]

@@pokechimp1544 a russian?

[@WallabeeBe4tles]

She said that with no pressure put on her

[@Atom224]

Absolutely deranged this woman.

[@your_average_cultured_dude]

she knows what she likes and she's not ashamed of it. more people should be this honest.

[@ArjunSid]

@@your_average_cultured_dude this ain’t it

[@counterthe8751]

imagine if I guy said he masturbates to an animated animal

[@your_average_cultured_dude]

@@ArjunSid what, you're not comfortable with who you are and what you like?

[@vVRichardVv]

Suddently me being attracted to Carmelita Fox from Sly Cooper when I was a kid doesn't seem that weird anymore.

[@FirkraagAurel]

Lord have mercy.

[@Umipumi]

Some women do love dogs like that, but they usually don't tell everyone about it in public.

[@DemonXT]

Everyone loves animals but it's so weird getting turned on over not even a real fking dog but a cartoon one

[@Allexstrasza]

@@DemonXT Hell no, it's much weirder to get turned on by a real animal. At least the Cartoon has some humanity to him. It was created by a person, voiced by a person, animated by a person, written by a person for people. A dog is just a dog, and they are innocent. That's like getting turned on by a "small person". Disgusting.

[@nikolaikalashnikov4253]

@@DemonXT ...it would only be weird if it were a _REAL_ Dog, imo... However, this is an *_Anthropomorphic Animal:_* That means that it has *_Human_* characteristics, which would make it completely understandable why she'd be attracted to it: As that is _one_ of the key attributes that Females select for in a Mate: Intelligence: And being funny is a _sign_ of intelligence.

[@memsysr]

White girls fuck dogs?

[@pant104]

@@nikolaikalashnikov4253 Agreed. It's like screwing an alien if it is intelligent. It is interspecies sex where a dog is just beastiality.

[@mcdoublemaster2776]

The difference being anime consumers would never reveal their power level in the open like that

[@gezenews]

I'm sure there's more information locked away in her local Honey Libido install.

[@LeonShuriken]

oh yes they do

[@lilramennoodle8056]

let me introduce you to body pillows in anime cons

[@saga8659]

@@lilramennoodle8056 ah yes body pillow vs proudly proclaiming you would commit bestiality

[@maxmustermann-zx9yq]

Anime Conventions are slip gates into an alternate dimension where social norms and basic hygiene don't exist

[@paulstokowski1466]

"Best time to live in" - Katt Williams

[@alexmax3502]

I can't be the only person who just sank in my chair and tilted my head up...

[@thebaconthief135]

"I miss ten seconds ago, when i didn't know this existed"

[@III_phr]

same

[@BetaBanditsMC]

Same

[@Wr4thAPEX]

Me too

[@ricardohoang8452]

“He’s funny, he’s kind, he’s smart!” 👏👏

[@jonsnow5129]

You don't even fucking care

[@maggot1111666]

they gave her every opportunity to back down LOL

[@lIlIlIll-kg2cm]

they tried their best, but she kept doubling down on the fact it was a dog and kids cartoon

[@samwrai]

@@lIlIlIll-kg2cm like a champ...

[@MrGforce52]

The Jailers at Guantanamo Bay could not torture that information out of me.

[@Cyrielx2]

I wasn't prepared for this...

[@ironyusedincorrectly]

People are WAY too comfortable on the internet.

[@gabuks1]

Yeah better if everyone is fake

[@michaelangst6078]

More like people are just willing to say anything to try and go viral

[@oceandrop7666]

Shame needs to be increased, we're going in the wrong direction.

[@ironyusedincorrectly]

@michaelangst6078 I would argue it doesn't matter if it's real or fake. It dropped my IQ a full point just hearing it said allowed and with such conviction lol.

[@michaelangst6078]

@@ironyusedincorrectly Your reaction is also as strong as it is because she is a woman. That Steve will do it said something about jerking off his dog once and he wasn't cancelled and people quickly forgot about it etc.. There def is some bias hatred for women going around the internet these days that is very unhealthy for everyone

[@Justintime2GrowNetwork]

They say they want bears but they always end up with dogs and horses.

[@VitunVatiVille]

HAHAHAHA!

[@Kervath]

Classic never listen to a woman, she lies or tries to manipulate you with every word.

[@petrorlov2599]

Horses are based though

[@reviewani6253]

If she can take the horse she's a keeper

[@TransoceanicOutreach]

Actually the opposite is true.

[@no2475]

Well that was... something.

[@Highway-Hobo]

I have a young child and two young nephews. Bluey's dad is an amazing father in the show. Is obvious there are people in the writers room that are loving fathers. It's one of the best kids shows ever.

[@iantrolington6594]

One day when your kids grow up they are going to remember this show, do a search on it, and find a video of this women rubbing one out while watching it.

[@mokler4760]

"she got that dog in her" Gigguk - 2023

[@shenadren1419]

Who the dog doin?

[@littleluxia]

I hope Garnt and the other Trash Taste boys don't see this... Oh who am I kidding they probably did!

[@zecfreeman5122]

@@shenadren1419Her

[@cobytang]

This reminds me of the joke "3% of all peanut butter sales in the US goes to single white women with dogs" Edit: After googling it, the more popular version is 10%, which is funnier and more realistic as "white women with dogs" is already a common demographic in and of itself, so naturally their share of sales should be bigger. 3% is the percentage of sales that will be used on genitals.

[@lifeloverNorris]

Mfw when that's not a joke but actual statistics

[@NeggaNate]

That used to be accurate in terms of being what was listed as the official rate of occurrence of bestiality for women within the united states. For men, it is 1.5% during the same period.

[@ShaggyRogers1]

@@lifeloverNorris mfw I heard a classmate in high school talking about performing this exact comment chain topic during gym class. She was saying this loud enough that everyone who was nearby could hear her. She acted surprised when her name became synonymous with "peanut butter" among the entire student body shortly after.

[@user-dc2zh2il3w]

I wish this was only a white women problem. Unfortunately it is not. Some times they go for donkeys. Some times it's camels. It's always nasty though.

[@adb888]

@@lifeloverNorris Not a joke or third party story. My mother was a nurse and was invited over to a married co-workers house to celebrate his wife's birthday - the wife was also a co-worker. It was going to be a surprise party. My mother, the husband, and numerous other co-workers get over there, setup in the basement, and then wait for the wife to return. They hear her come in, hear her walking around upstairs, and then hear the basement door open. She flicks on the light switch at the top of the stairs, which only turns on one light - she descends the stairs, they turn on the other lights and yell, "Surprise!" Well, the surprise was on them - she was nude with peanut butter spread all over her crotch and nipples, with the dog in tow. My mother said that no one said a word as they all began to leave - not...one...word.

[@PerfectZeroMusic_]

I love how every sane person had to do a double take because she said that so casually

[@SimbaXp]

Gentleman, I present you the Dogpill.

[@dotmadhack]

As the 4chan saying goes, "You just know."

[@captainhoratius8192]

Based fellow anon

[@EthanHike]

You just know

[@justinthyme1945]

You just know..... WHITE. WOMEN.

[@daeamiralis1210]

wwfd

[@lokhaxz803]

wgfd

[@jayr.3720]

You know, it's ok to die with some things. You did not need to tell that to anyone ever.

[@soulextracter]

Yup! I accidentally revealed my kink one time when I was drunk. I stopped drinking after that. That was over a decade ago lol.

[@dougr8646]

Soul extractor you're clearly a sicko. What is it?

[@BernasLL]

@@soulextracter You know, internet anonymity does allow you to share that info with us.

[@poppers7317]

@@soulextracter what's your kink?

[@ChainsawGutsFuck]

@@BernasLL Probably eating poo or something

[@ablindman3328]

That's enough internet.

[@mysteriousremnant9738]

Nah she gotta be trolling. Ain’t no way 😂

[@chefrowlet]

Men's podcasts: "this girl is hot" "yeah" Women's podcasts:

[@stronensycharte64]

Mens Podcasts: "so yea this esoteric knowledge i learned from this one guy who was really smart about politics n stuff, this is what he said." Womens Podcasts: "Erm im sexually promiscious, i do copious amounts of drugs, im highly depressed and i just want a good man who loves me for who i am."

[@paramedic2172]

Women's podcast: "Guys only think about s*x, they're pigs and weird. Anyway, you know about that cartoon dog...?"

[@andrewe.2464]

@@stronensycharte64that falls flat when you find out something like the “Leftovers” podcast featuring Hasan Piker and Ethan Klein exists, and they’re about as quality as what you’d expect from those two

[@siinxx7656]

@@andrewe.2464 you want to know about the real funny thing?? producers behind this podcast also produces the podcast of "Bad Friends" that's right, with our friendly creep, abusive and sxually twisted Bobby Lee same guy that SA'd that man on Logan's podcast, LIVE so now I'm not surprised by the content of this podcast. 7EQUIS if your are interested on the source

[@alstewart3540]

no bro. Men do that too, worse even. She was probably just emulating that gross/funny attitude she has seen before.

[@gaztons1115]

I already know her favorite anime is 'My Life as Inukai-san's Dog'

[@Achieme]

Oh gaaawd😂😂😂

[@whitefata12]

bro instantly decoded 🧐

[@pointlessmanatee]

hey you know what that is so thats kind of your L too

[@viiiRA_]

​@@pointlessmanatee Not really. If you keep up with seasonal shows or YT personalities that talk about anime, you've probably heard about it. It's also just infamous..

[@agustinramirez377]

​@@pointlessmanateegigguk video is hilarous

[@BLVCKSCORP]

That tunnel vision effect was absolutely brilliant

[@KenseiShiro]

Dont let her watch jujitsu kaisen

[@RageKroc888]

"We are about as close to god as we are to inventing time travel" - Leonardo DaVinci

[@nussysnake9933]

Hahahahaha

[@CoalCoalJames]

Does the poster or even the people liking this realize that, that is indeed much closer than when it was written... so close that even if explained to people's of only a few decades ago it would seem like magic or divine. But I suppose they are trying to use that as a "how low we really still are".

[@booo8042]

she let her intrusive thoughts win.

[@booboo3560]

Well, hello booo

[@disruptor6550]

*It was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything...*

[@2URLex]

WHEN YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW!

[@wyntyr_7096]

Shoulda been a warning...i can't unsee this now...

[@Draconas]

Batman himself wouldn't be able to get that information out of me

[@pineappleparty1624]

that's not an original comment.

[@Mordring]

@@pineappleparty1624 huh, ironic, neither is yours.

[@leblanc22]

@@pineappleparty1624 Get bent, pineapple.

[@pineappleparty1624]

@@Mordring You watched a comic say that and decided you would get liked by repeating it everywhere. My comment is my own thought, it is original. It's disgusting you don't even know what an original thought means!!

[@343Films]

@@pineappleparty1624 lol

[@hatinguh]

Men: so have you thought about the Roman empire today? Meanwhile women be like

[@Grauer1510]

I was wondering how Cesars last words could've been "You too Brutus?" Wouldn't that mean that Brutus and his fellas admitted that they killed Cesar in secret?

[@nananamamana3591]

@@Grauer1510 Well, no Caesar was stabbed to death in the senate. It's not like they all snuck into his house to do him dirty, they basically did it in the middle of city of hall.

[@yaroslavyevsieiev5890]

I would say they did real good job with Egypt At the end because of Rome we know their language

[@Grauer1510]

@@nananamamana3591 oh wow in the middle of the senate? Did they convict the assassins or did everybody just hate Caesar that much that they just high5'ed them afterwards?

[@Jultsu]

i keep coming back to the aqueducts and lead poisonings every so often

[@zt7928]

"I can fix her" - impossible challenge

[@robertwolfgan]

Well, I guess these type of humans exist too. They're not just comedy anymore but real people.

[@guillehdz]

Ban her from all pet stores in the world immediately

[@GamerRuMan97]

I'm thinking more like keep her away from the toy'r'us and such. There will be a bluey plushie somewhere 😂

[@ihavestds394]

It's fiction calm down lol

[@Vex-Mythoclast]

no... get her off this planet entirely.

[@Yue_Jin]

and from being near kids, that's a kids program she was doing that to.

[@myst2212]

@@ihavestds394 doesnt not make it beastiality

[@Alex-nc9pz]

The dogpill always collects. Brutal

[@Jack_the_Rizzler69]

Brootal*

[@zorlac303]

I can see the opportunity for the voice actor of this dawg.

[@NixonAxi]

The final scroll did it for me.

[@gabrielcasagrande7909]

Thats why aliens avoid us

[@billylion3073]

Hmmm Octopus are clearly an aliens then we have the Japanese medieval art books then we have increasing encounters world wide. Dude thats why they come here not why they avoid us our sun is orange because earth is a red light district

[@smoothlyrough512]

They avoid us because they dont exist

[@DasJaegar]

I wonder what historians are gonna name our timeline in the future

[@quitequiet5281]

Well actually some of them are likely to be behind it all from a statistical probability...

[@Oi1Suzy]

If aliens were real they would have vaporised the planet by now

[@jamesb3463]

She's getting off to a blue rectangle. What a world.

[@wolfrex7567]

I mean shit those right angles got me acting up!

[@MindlessTube]

means you got a chance!

[@click8708]

Ever seen a polygon? polygon make me bust

[@Aloverofthefinerartz]

You see reincarnation colosseum? I would slam any and all of those shapes

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

Lmao I mean I can’t act all high and mighty but at least I had some taste when I was a boy, I was attracted to cartoon Wonder Woman

[@ChaseYojimbo]

And this is now out on the net, and she will die alone wondering what happened.

[@TutchMaibaulz]

Batman can't get that out of me.

[@TheStonedZone]

Batman could break bones I didn't know I had, before I start talking like her

[@dwDragon88]

Nah bro, I gotta lie down

[@cantinadudes]

I'm already lying down and want to lie down harder, jesus christ

[@starseeker2793]

“He’s lying down. He can’t lie down any harder…” - Scooper Troopers

[@maninblak1941]

This is why we need another inquisition

[@zercful]

I sat in silence when the video ended for like an hour

[@soahchorus]

Props up to the VA for the dog though, must be really impressive to have that level of effect

[@Sharkgobrrrr]

Dave McCormack, he has his own band actually.

[@thefury4424]

He is getting all the weirdo 🐈

[@DJxD]

"You Just Know"

[@evrasnakemen]

"Started singing internally "take me to church""

[@UnluckyGambler]

well he has a great personality.

[@NotAlegre]

That went from bad to hell in less than 3 secs

[@siinxx7656]

she has the face structure of the damned making sure everyone else goes to hell if I've ever seen one, every micro expression of hers screams soulless

[@jaxon429]

We could use an old testament level disaster right about now

[@user-nh4kv1ly5o]

Thankfully someone gets it

[@Veevslav1]

I would prefer a prophesied Revelation disaster...

[@Dregomz02]

Too bad that the global flood was not real

[@taggedyougames]

😂

[@kael13]

Back when people had to be told not to have relations with farm animals because it was so common.

[@siskavard]

Yall have to compete with a cartoon dog now. God speed.

[@Joseph-mw2rl]

Not even the KGB can extract that confession out of me. And she's flaunting it like she'd won a nobel prize

[@CjPizza7777777777]

DOGPILLED again

[@thelorddarkam3563]

Knotted for sure

[@benpearson49]

Noah, get the boat.

[@wex2808]

hahahahah

[@heru77777]

end times are coming

[@henta.i.3838]

Forget the boat, let's just start over.

[@Serph2006]

Wow.. that just kept escalating didn't it..

[@level4helmet]

My Life as Inukai-san's Dog make sense now doesnt it Asmon?

[@bigboiblastie8162]

Step aside, Mr. Hands. Here comes Mrs. Hands.

[@pokechimp1544]

Hand in hand, true(?) love prevails

[@BenDover-zm1mr]

Fun fact: youn can be allergic to dog semen. One girl foud out the hard way.

[@RADARTechie]

A good dad who is nice and strong and takes care of his family. Of course they like that. They have never witnessed it in their broken immoral lives.

[@AEB1066]

Yep the sad thing is that Bluey is probably the only positive portrayal of the nuclear family children are likely to see these days.

[@Z3ZP]

You know that series consist from mostly stories about the animation/writing staffs families?

[@LATAM_ECLIPSE]

​@@Z3ZPyeah, and the creator's experience as a father of two little girls, he actually graduated from college in psychology with a degree in kids psychology, and he's usted that to further analyze his own children, all to make the most wholesome cartoon of modern times, dude's a Legend.

[@Elriuhilu]

Plus the dad's voice is Dave McCormack from Custard.

[@MidnightFlight378]

What's wrong with liking a good dad role model, lmao? Modern man can't even be half decent dads anyway

[@phoenixlamp2]

It’s because he’s a good dad. Maternal instincts go schlick

[@thedudeguy242]

A kindred spirit.

[@SanjuroSan]

To be fair, he's a good dad.

[@stronensycharte64]

I was a good dad too, that didnt deter her from cheating on me with another man. Dont. Trust. Women.

[@xcams4599]

@@stronensycharte64 just because your girl cheated on you doesn't mean all women are like that. Don't let her actions deter your character and keep being who you are.

[@internetjerk2839]

Sadly her father clearly dropped the ball

[@adscott27]

@@stronensycharte64 lmao get therapy bro, your situation doesnt define every relationship guys have with women gtfo of here with that binbrain chip on your shoulder bs

[@shatterscape]

@@xcams4599 Women are the enemies of man.

[@juancarlosfernandezperez6843]

Stereotypes exist for a reason

[@Tattsumii]

I think the best part is how Asmon just quietly scrolls down to get it out of his sight.

[@kasuroperation6590]

the voice actor of that father dog be like : seems like i let myself too far into this profession

[@ManWhoLaughs2311]

Women picking the bear makes more sense now

[@Maegnas99]

After reading these comments, it unironically does make sense.

[@kylec8015]

@@Maegnas99 Comment section or bear mauling you. Good luck with that.

[@mr.sophistication2461]

This "women picking bear" meme needs to die already, istg. Literally the second time I've seen this crap today, and I've only been awake for 5 hours.

[@DamienDarkside]

​@@mr.sophistication2461 Women brought it upon themselves by thinking they had a point. Now we're going to drag that misandrist crap through the dirt like it should be.

[@strangecitizen]

​@@mr.sophistication2461Sadly, it's not a meme it seems

[@goliver9991]

the dogpill is real

[@Pi-03]

Couldn't even waterboard this info out of me

[@SeanIsCrispy]

i knew it would be bad if it left asmon speechless but i wasn't thinking it would be this bad

[@tomjames9681]

Don’t let this woman near peanut butter.

[@DarukaEon]

Don't tell her about Beastars. 😁

[@bakakubi]

She probably knows about it

[@JackCarsonite]

She probably has a reenactment website with real life animals

[@berserkerpride]

I think women are even more likely to be furries than men.

[@thelorddarkam3563]

I bet she has a dog

[@iunnox666]

..............fuck it What is Beastars?

[@LC-pp4bb]

Imagine what their half human / half cartoon puppies would look like.

[@EmilyHans-es9nj]

I THOUGHT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE DOG DAD IN BLUES CLUES

[@WhiskeyPatriot]

You don't need three blues clues to see all her red flags

[@stulock1844]

that profile picture and name is a blues clue

[@FernandoCarlomagno]

these f*king bots stealing legit comments are out of control.

[@somerandomperson9670]

**puts hand on forehead and places elbow on desk** “Jesus…”

[@Tawleyn]

You couldn't torture that kind of information from me bro oh my god.

[@paulharris8257]

Lawdy have mercy

[@chuggon7595]

You couldn't torture this information out of me, dawg

[@Mckadow]

Ah there it is, the last piece of my innocence leaving my soul.