Asmongold meets that which has no life

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[@thexpat]

How to piss off a nerd: *Be a bigger nerd*

[@Xikishi]

Best quote I have ever seen 🤣😂

[@eskaban_edits_beats_and_more]

the funny thing is that all the gear he worked so hard for is completely useless now in wotlk

[@Kspice9000]

​@@eskaban_edits_beats_and_more nah. Still got a sick legendary to transmog future gear.

[@friedmurph6433]

​@@Kspice9000 U cant transmog legendarys in classic

[@wolfofodin1996]

So fucking true

[@thecreebo1]

For those who aren't sure this is on a fresh server that had only been open for one week, and the guy had all the best gear already.

[@Schmitty34]

Wasn't it 2 weeks of lockout?

[@wever4873]

didnt u need a reset to get both ?

[@dontcare3]

lol what a depressing experience, who needs fun when you can be "the best"

[@In.da.pot.that.some_wap]

Because classic is over simplified and super easy. Whoever says it isn’t is neck deep in nostalgia.

[@RathrBSleepn]

Why do people keep saying one week lol those servers opened aug 30th man they’ve had 3 lockouts now.

[@KenGaming3000]

The no life part isn’t even impressive, it’s the fact that this guy had the rng to take the entire Las Vegas strip down yet decided to use it all on glaives lmao

[@crybabycry999]

POINT MADE

[@DoweDowDow]

IM DYING

[@baboonman846]

Thats a pretty good way of putting it tbf 👏

[@coggi315]

Bwhahahahahah that’s the truth. I remember rolling on legendary and mounts…1 everyone else 98,97,94

[@Kujoe1]

This was when GKDPs in TBC era were huge. This guy more than likely spent lots money on gold and just out bid everyone. No RNG about it. Just putting that out there.

[@jadejones6575]

Asmond looks like the Southpark version of Jesus

[@devinduro7198]

this comment LOL

[@olfan92]

Cant be unseen 🤯

[@willianzorzi6026]

Overrated comment

[@andanawidiyaskoro6153]

Lmfknaooo

[@kipo8454]

LMAO

[@jesusvillanueva4093]

When someone with no life meets another with no life

[@shencloud6523]

I do not believe that rogue is having no life, more like having hell alot going on in life earning so much so he can spent gold in here in gdp raid buy his bis

[@abrahamovicovski]

@@shencloud6523nah prolly he doesn't do sht. His dad is a rich oil tycoon.

[@shencloud6523]

@@abrahamovicovski still better than our life ;( I wish my dad is some crazy rich oil dude

[@abrahamovicovski]

@@shencloud6523 im pretty happy tbh. I'd be just fine if I continue this life standards. Sorry for your struggles, good luck getting things better 👍🏻

[@vondario4123]

@@shencloud6523 on a fresh server? 😂

[@Azrael79a]

What is dead may never die.

[@Babayaga34567]

we do not sow.

[@SolarPatrol]

This is the way

[@user-oq8zm8qu4p]

This is the way.

[@shamblerdimensional2487]

It is stolen and simlped quote of H. P. Lovecraft... 😒

[@Azrael79a]

And?@@shamblerdimensional2487

[@gavinkent6750]

When someone with no life is jealous of how no life someone has

[@tougeattack123]

​@BlackMagicWhale imagine making millions and still stay home all day

[@skydaddy2692]

@@tougeattack123 best comment

[@moodswinggaming2972]

You mean a different life than your own right? Like with millions in the bank and waking up every day with millions in the bank and not a single worry " no life " eh ?

[@JDerpyDoesStuff]

@@tougeattack123 .....thats his job

[@smilefriend7171]

​@@tougeattack123hell yeah brother stay inside all day doing what you love

[@juleswinnfield9931]

Asmongold meets that which has deep pockets

[@mayfire4381]

I mean it is no lifing.. but it’s also rng.. that dude is lucky as fuck lmao

[@greedojenkins9984]

It’s more rng then anything

[@juz882010]

nope payed GDKP runs guaranteed loot

[@ominith1]

@@juz882010 but the items still have to drop

[@mayfire4381]

@@juz882010 how is it guaranteed? Lmao they controlling what drops?

[@kyledrake7313]

@@juz882010 this a fresh server only open 2 weeks. You just don’t understand.

[@WhatsUpJester]

The server had been live for a week he got both glaves in 7 days he was in my guild

[@thekito4623]

how? was he guildmaster? did he do some s*xual favours? did he pay out the rest of the raid? u cant tell me he got it through chance ....

[@tunaman44]

how did he get to level 7o in one week?

[@WhatsUpJester]

@@tunaman44 he went from 60-70 took 3 days

[@thekito4623]

@@tunaman44 bro thats not a problem for someone whos actually sweaty

[@newera478]

​@@tunaman44 Loads of caffeine and no sleep.

[@toddwest2851]

Pot calling the kettle black 🎉

[@TheLinnux1]

Bro hit max level, cleared the most recent and highest level raid enough times to get not one but BOTH glaives on fresh server is nuts…no life is a understatement lmaooo. Not to mention the sheer luck that man got to get both.

[@myrthu3776]

It's not luck it's addons. BC loot was exploitable

[@MT-so2mk]

@@myrthu3776 isn't classic run on modern's wow architecture that was customized to fit how the old one worked tho? (like them having to code spell batching in)

[@myrthu3776]

@M T but how deep does that architecture run. Vs how easy was it to carry some things over. I will say it was just an assumption but a fair one. "Eh the loots the same just code it over"

[@106adamm]

The exploit you're talking about doesn't work on the modern client@@myrthu3776

[@FormerGovernmentHuman]

You can get both in one run if the rng gods smile upon you

[@rigormortis3219]

the luck this guy got those 2 glaives when a server was up only for 2 weeks lol holy shit he was blessed by the gods

[@Poshlip]

transfer over probably or just GM over the guild and takes all the loot

[@Labneh9102]

@@Poshlip you can't transfer toons to the new servers because of gold inflation among other reasons. That's why everybody's saying he got the glaives out of nowhere

[@Devakiinable]

@@Labneh9102 probably ninja looter

[@TheD1rtyDan]

@@Devakiinable you cant ninja loot two glaives and get away with it his guild probably moved and just funneled him gear

[@IdozerDozer]

Maybe was gold involved

[@AK-ss8bv]

Asmongold looks like Akama from Classic Warcraft 😅

[@sermerlin1]

When someone out nolifing you and you thought you were the ultimate nolife.

[@QuelThalasz]

That background music is so soothing

[@AshRaf-to5gu]

"How do you kill that which has no life?" -Jumpin productions

[@krodeyuss4669]

You a real one for quoting that mf. His me3 builds kept me crankin 👐

[@sarahchan-reeves8829]

As usual, Asmongold manages to sum things up so quaintly 👌🏻🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

[@heavenly-III]

This is outrageous how this man already got that stuff😭

[@powerboon2k]

Asmons face is the absolute picture of someone who has given up on life.

[@stoffelthedestroyer3741]

At last a worthy champion! Maybe he will be the one to attain the legendary "Sword of a Thousand Truths"

[@sabri_95818]

Am still amazed how good some nerds can be in video games , much respect

[@kozmo7]

Not sure how RNG luck makes anyone good

[@Firasoueslati]

@@kozmo7obviously u didnt see the s4 pvp tier shoulders item.. how about that!

[@Bleaxz6584]

​@Firasoueslati you need to win with honor points to get those?

[@Firasoueslati]

@@Bleaxz6584 of course, search in youtube for arena and pvp points in world of Warcraft.

[@CrowYaeger]

The irony of anyone saying someone else has no life in the presence of Asmon is top tier shit

[@freeman37]

That which has a lot of money to throw away.

[@shaunsmith3087]

Nah. That's classics version of I have a credit card

[@caretheis6779]

warglaives with a cloak of the craft is wild

[@shiorifox]

Asmon playing medieval tavern music while gaming is next level

[@gasser5001]

“Damn, this guy spent more money on gold than me and had a better boosting group. I’m now angry”

[@cattysplat]

Yep this guy swiped for everything you see.

[@MrRedpanda2442]

It was on week one iirc so that wouldn't work

[@AndThenShwarmaAfter]

it's like that spidey meme: nolifer points at nolifer who points back

[@unicornmilk6158]

But how do you kill that which has no life?

[@aidanmcmurtrie1424]

Grass type hits super effective

[@redeyejedi17]

This may very well be the end of the world.................. of warcraft

[@117rebel]

“Scroll over him with your mouse cursors…..and…..RIGHT CLICK!!!”

[@callum105]

"how do you kill that which has no life"

[@magina18]

varg vikernes has left the black metal world

[@florentbart56]

the no life meeting another no life.

[@Gerald0613]

I'd like to have that "no life" he has 😢

[@jmb9701]

It's funny, 16 year old me would have thought that was cool. 34 year old me realizes that person must live an awful life.

[@kronniichiwa9909]

Jealous mofo 🤡

[@alarydavidnin]

Why has to be awful? Can be a kid, or someone with its own agenda.

[@wantanamera]

@@alarydavidninkids don’t play wow

[@alarydavidnin]

@@wantanamera whatever man, can be my grandmother, that doesnt mean a life has to be awful, i play DotA for example since 2008 or so, and im a Radiologist with 2 kids and a wife. Anyone can do what they want as they want, but who has de money to pay for wow each month i cant imagin having an awful life.

[@imQuark]

​@@alarydavidnin i agree with you but its also worth to mention that to get this type of progress, he must of had his life on hold for 1-2 weeks, completely. Its true that it doesnt mean he has an aweful life; he could be an engineer off work for 2 weeks. Or a student having an off semester. But the case of the person being miserable, is also possible. We cant deny that.

[@ThirdGearRiot]

This is the definition of New Asmongold. I love this clip so much because that response resonates with me nowawadays

[@andrewalexb]

You cannot kill that which has no life

[@Shiirow]

more like "that which has no credit limit"

[@ginge2062]

Did asmond ever go back to final fantasy after that incident with the community being pushy when he was playing stormblood?

[@entropy7705]

No :( Tbh I blame pushy players and wow Andy's for both being toxic and ruining his genuinely good time playing the game Either complaining when he does play the game or when he does it in his own way

[@ginge2062]

@@entropy7705 see...I love 14 but the community are wierd as shit. I wish he just told them to go eat a dick and just play how he wants, personally I think him doing the raids starting from arr and working up was an epic choice. I loved watching his extreme arr trials prog. But as usual the FF community has to go ruin something good because he didn't Wana enjoy it "there" way

[@bassinjason]

"We are dealing with a player.... That which has no life" -south park WoW devs

[@TheOGstriker]

The fact they had both war glaives was insane in it self ... in a week of that raid being open?? Fuck man. Thats wild

[@amushyforyou6083]

The envy of these kids.

[@matviia]

It’s about the weapons, 5% drop each weapons, they aren’t the same, although they look the same there are two versions, one main hand and one off hand and they drop separately from the same boss This is a fresh server up for two weeks and this guy got both, you can only kill the boss once a week for a chance of loot

[@In.da.pot.that.some_wap]

@@matviia bc the game is simple and easy

[@moosa1037]

@@matviia so do you think he got super lucky or did he level multiple rogues and raid with all of them?

[@Alfeniqueftw]

​@@In.da.pot.that.some_wapNo its hard and complex ,but its ok if u think that you just dont know why.

[@brianbowen9024]

He finally met himself face to face?

[@malakash4716]

YOU!!! ... not prepared Assmongold.

[@Viciouss72]

Those green quality gems on the shoulders and chest made me chuckle

[@gorrjarmo1]

How do you kill one with no life 🤔

[@ThibaultsAbandonedChild]

Asmond really just found himself in the game, that's wild!

[@juz882010]

clearly bought with gold, can see the blue boe he bought too. Those GDKP runs are expensive.

[@johanaronsson7774]

It’s not a GDKP. It was a fresh server

[@vaels5682]

Clearly you have no clue. This was a fresh server and was the first guild clearing bt & sunwell. It was a guild run and they got lucky

[@lycus6923]

I just barely got the glaives on retail lol

[@SirBoopBoop]

You can not kill that which has no life 😂

[@ClaytonDallas-ki4yh]

The worst part is that its a hunter, and she can't even use them. Ha!

[@DadBodFit]

Asmon gets mad at a guy who legitimately grinds to earn the top gear in one week. Yet praises a guy who uses a game exploit to cheat for worlds first 80... Asmon is so picky

[@wilwaycoholland4337]

and yet here you are typing paragraphs about online influencers instead of going to therapy.

[@willberscheid1664]

It's monetized autism

[@Smoothies1]

@@wilwaycoholland4337 bro only typed 1 paragraph...

[@unlawfulbl9516]

@@wilwaycoholland4337 it was two sentences.

[@zentar2646]

he didnt get mad at him, he was just disamayed at the fact that he had both warglaives in pre patch (its very lucky) you need good rng for that

[@mrtravacos_]

all that effort for them to be switched to a 75 green 💀

[@weranonymous4209]

Next expan will come out and exactly this gonna happen but won't be a green... that or if a new stat comes out that's not in previous expansion a wep in New expansion will have that Stat on wep and end up better lol

[@CJ00014]

Thor's dad? He literally is that which has no life, so can't be someone else

[@dairiskuznecovs7233]

Baldmongold being pissed about someone having gear given to them on a silver profit is so ironic you could start your own metal work company

[@SpencerJ289]

This is why I just play casually for the guild interaction. I don’t even care about gear. Yeah I’ll take new gear but I get my satisfaction from playing the game with others.

[@100based9]

That’s the type of people who get the most out of these classic servers. I’m the same way and I could be content playing on a server like this for a few years. I don’t constantly need something new to keep my attention and I don’t spend 4+ hours on the game everyday

[@user-ds1fd2rm4p]

Prolly a celebrity , dumped 20 k on some asian farmer, told him ready set go

[@RyuDouro]

no life? yeah right more like big money. then he goes to final fantasy for the exact same issue.

[@Castle085]

Asmon still has a Jesus look..idk how to describe

[@TheBFMVOWNS]

he's sad because he can't kill Illiden and have them.

[@amun837]

thats it. He is Asmongold. and why blizzard give him all the best items as a gift... so sad ^^

[@Johneyap]

Asmongold= Jesus+cocaine

[@elGringo69]

Gollum + Estrogen

[@Johneyap]

@@elGringo69 😂😂😂 It took me about 3m to figure that one out. Now I can't stop laughing I still say he's the second coming of cocaine Jesus

[@alanunruh7310]

This guy defines the child that doesnt know how to share......

[@frostreaper6077]

He is either a ninja leader or something else lol

[@berndscheuert2678]

Would he react the same if he see me playing retail +21 with 265 covenant legy and without any gear- or food buffs?

[@dkoykoala1488]

Lol i personally refuse to do torghast so im kinda in your situation. One 190 leggy is enough.

[@Uncle19]

Can’t we just be happy other people have something instead of mad we don’t have it ?

[@vinvinvichii]

This is nerd equivalent of “he’s on steroids “ 😂

[@wolfofodin1996]

How to beat a nerd be a bigger nerd and have better drip

[@dragoonism]

GW2 today

[@olfan92]

No pay to win for our boy those days are gone

[@abyss9256]

You do know gw2 is not pay to win??! just making sure...

[@kozukitonio740]

Garden warfare was sick

[@dragoonism]

@@kozukitonio740 Guild Wars 2. My kids played garden warfare lol

[@The_slightly_indecent_one]

People no lifing a game that came out like 15 years ago.

[@TheCameltotem]

Exactly. Like there are people min maxing playing 18 hours a day on a game thats 15 years old.. Like who cares lmao

[@bkTM69]

dude prlly just raid logged "that which has no life lol"

[@ezRuruu]

this was 2nd week after Black Temple release 😂

[@lucky9477]

Buying items is hard

[@vaels5682]

No he just got super lucky in guild run

[@tucci06]

So who do you pay to force a 100% drop rate?

[@gollese]

I couldnt care L E S S if someone had that gear that early, and it would definately not make me choose what game to play. 😂 I bet he was serious about it.

[@LuckeyGaming816]

When a nerd meets a kid with more free time 😂

[@damiencrossley7497]

Sopmetimes ya gotta say "fuck it! I'm playing Neverwinter

[@addarrelstokes1000]

How much did he pay for those?? RMT for damn sure!!!

[@Xynth22]

RMT is kind of besides the point even if they did pay people for them. The impressive part is still that they got so lucky to get both to drop in 3 weeks on a fresh server.

[@juz882010]

@@Xynth22 not they got addon that tells them if its drops then if you have enough gold they move you to diff raids with the loot you need.

[@egorkae6333]

Что за игра?

[@PeterPanda527]

World of Warcraft - The Burning Crusade

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Runescape

[@ZergS4uc3]

How old are you that you have to ask what an 18year old game is? Also you are watching an asmongold clip he only plays a handful of games and is mainly known for one.

[@RobouteGuilliman972]

@@ZergS4uc3 its russian what you think

[@imnegan7275]

"he's just a really good player"

[@Koolboom123]

Best kind of praise n man can get, “There is no greater honour”

[@Zoibek]

3 lockouts ontop of an XP buff and 30% nerf to XP requirements in TBC. This is easily achievable. Fresh Servers is a meme.

[@inked7334]

Lol. Look at the ..kick to the berries...look when someone better than him is around. Then jealousy look...then the pouting.

[@ZergS4uc3]

Luck doesnt make someone better then anyone, luck is a bullshit rng, to this day i still havent gotten the eye of sulfuras or the second half of the bindings of the windseeker, and ive been playing since november 2004.

[@RomeEmpire123]

Damn I cringed so hard reading this.

[@xMorbidArtx]

@@RomeEmpire123 same

[@nottheonlyone6055]

@@RomeEmpire123 “I’m 15 and everything’s cringe 🤓🤓”

[@RomeEmpire123]

@@nottheonlyone6055 the only thing that is cringe are the things that are cringe.

[@henryunabiajr4054]

the way he said "what"

[@DJAeyonaxx]

"How do you kill that which has no life"

[@soldier101000]

south park.

[@DJAeyonaxx]

@@soldier101000 yes congrats lol

[@tkral94]

To me it's just sad what ppl are doing in these mmos. It's about adventure, enjoying the journey and experiences! Stop rushing stuff, enjoy it lmao. Ppl rly don't know how to enjoy mmos...

[@JennyShine]

Or, or… let people play how they want to play?

[@PrimeKeroHS]

The beauty of an MMO is playing it the way you want. Imagine telling people they're not allowed to enjoy it the way they want lmao

[@tkral94]

@@PrimeKeroHS How am i telling u how to play ur game? I literally said at the beginning of comment, that this is how i view ppl like this. Literally no one is forcing u into anything.

[@tkral94]

@@JennyShine Same applies to you Karen.

[@waex3344]

MMO by nature drives competition. The only sustainable enjoyment in any game is competition, otherwise it is not really a 'game' if there are no goals and rules that give you a sense of winning or losing. Besides, there is nothing to explore in a 16 year-old content. You can enjoy the journey of a new char in any server, the main reason people play new servers is to have a fresh start so they can compete on a level ground to achieve things before others. Therefore technically the goal should be rushing everything, otherwise it defeats the purpose of playing a new server.

[@Noflaze]

What happen

[@mr.bobby7607]

Im guessing the guy he was checking out had a lot of crazy rare/op equipment and asmond just had that wtf gamer moment lol

[@moppa90]

@@sylthaya7571 man u don't understand that right. The person has both warglaves with the 5% drop chance each but waers just crap Amor. What means he got carried, what means he payed money to get carried.

[@Superkwaji]

@@moppa90 and its a hunter lol

[@zentar2646]

@@moppa90 no this is wotlk classic server so hes right

[@moppa90]

@@zentar2646 what? U can buy a place to be carried in classic like in every expansion.

[@tyleranderson3435]

Damn thanks for the explanation too Ryan

[@enzo_2417]

Asmondgold is just mad he traded his life for lesser gear.🤣😂

[@Lapdogst]

Probably a guild leader, who forced the Glaves to spawn.

[@fruchu]

For a while i thought he acutalle met the piratesoftware dad

[@Patrious_WoW]

That should have been me, but nobody wanted a combat rogue

[@winger16]

How did Asshatgold wind up in my algorithm?

[@gtcole04]

I see your videos so much i had to come back and play after 15 years..

[@jeremywright5036]

I've definitely seen that name before on private TBC servers and the model looks very similar too. Once you have 1 glaive, your virtually guaranteed to get the 2nd one since it will be priority to you.

[@abrahamovicovski]

Son of a rich oil tycoon:

[@StopLookingAtMyAcc]

A true nerd who has embraced the sigma male grindset

[@CameronGarcia-ll3lk]

HUGE nerd vs. LIFE nerd LOL

[@grandegeek1130]

Playing wow would be like going back to the 00’s man

[@SwiftyisThemann]

It's no life it's a deep wallet obviously

[@V1G1LANTEK9]

when this clip dropped only TWO possible raid lockouts existed for this. you can only get ONE glaive per raid. he got TWO FUCKING GLAIVES IN TWO WEEKS. and his guild gave them both to him. the fucking RNJESUS is fucking insane. thats literally lottery winning luck and lottery luck to have a guild that gave him both or he out rolled for both.

[@easteregg2898]

found the raid leader

[@jcline87]

There's always a one-upper.