Asmongold survives ALL vampires 🧛

[@jonathanwhite2681]

The three stages of garlic... It's great! It's terrible! Oh it's actually not bad.

[@biggestfan.]

Great way to sum up Asmong's content!

[@Kerubu]

Garlic exists to make bible strong, it has no knockback and barely any damage but it does lower knockback resistance for enemies.

[@xavierescano4559]

@@boartank its the early and early mid game which is one of the most important factors in a toastie run.

[@RadarFinsR]

Garlic is good when you’re just farming early waves when you first start, it’s also very good on toastie cursed runs to hit 200 you basically need level 1 garlic or song of mana. Also means some bosses can be knocked back when you get it.

[@EbonMaster]

Yeah. Its super good for damage (and therefore exp) early and pretty good for utility later on.

[@lirokomi6198]

0:01 - 9:08 toastie gamings / 9:39 ramba gaming 14:21 5 chest / 31:58 - 40:43 toastie gamings 40:20 garlic is bad / 40:46 Christine gaming 58:13 5 chest 1:02:48 lvl 95 1:03:00 stage completed / 1:04:31 Christine gaming 2 1:23:26 lvl 100 1:25:53 stage completed

[@baby0891]

No reaper kill Sadge

[@severedproxy]

@@baby0891 TBF he doesn' want to do the lvl 2 cheese strat because it's not good content, and trying to do a toastie reaper kill needs him to get more upgrades. He's gonna get it one day.

[@infiniti7773]

@@severedproxy he should have plenty to get all the necessary upgrades, he just has no idea how to buy them in the correct order, so he pays like 100,000+ extra for them

[@AlexinCL]

how much emotional damage has this game done to him that he has to play it in ZackRawrr mode lol

[@Lyzarion]

He already "ended" his stream. You know the part he where he plays the ads at the end ans continues to play for a while. He was already tired at that point thats why it gives you the ZackRawrr vibes

[@F10N55]

@@Lyzarion pppppo oooo

[@burg3575]

Those failed Toastie runs drained all the energy out of him lmao

[@overnightjoe9581]

@@Vihara2 You use clerici without magnet and growth power ups, get runetracer on second upgrade and afk by the green gem til minute 30 at level 2. At level 2 clerici has a 400%ish aoe increase so his rune tracer covers his hitbox

[@williamtess3660]

@@Vihara2 There are currently 6 known methods but clerci is probably the most known or easiest method depending on how rng heavy you want it. If youre very comfortable playing the game at a high skill level then the invincible toastie method might be easier/more consistent

[@williamtess3660]

@@FranciscoFloresNyu “easiest” doesnt mean easy

[@wobblysauce]

When you get so close... it just hurts.

[@MidnightAX]

the continuation of when asmongold malded so hard he broke character and reverted back to Zack lul

[@LemonMan91]

It's now 2:16am. I bought this game on a whim last night and ended up playing it for 7.5 hours straight. Shits like crack.

[@DamianSzajnowski]

The trick is to combine both addictions.

[@SpacemanXC]

I feel like this game is fundamentally about learning to deal with not getting exactly what you want.

[@rubemevangelista3868]

and it's gonna get worse

[@DexTag]

I'm gonna lose my hair if he doesn't reset his power ups next stream and goes for most expensive to cheapest, he could have all of them for a while most likely >.

[@deimiss]

10$ Dono will get you there lol

[@The_Art_Style]

It's baffling how he is this good and experienced in the game by now and still has not figured the most basic thing in the shop It took me twice the time to build up the skills and learn the evolved but it was the first thing I noticed after refund

[@blackwidow7804]

Yeah with proper skill setup you can save more than 100k

[@kayumust]

hahaha did he watch your video yet ? hope so.

[@PowderedNuts]

@@jugger017 can you explain why buying the most expensive first saves money? does the price increase each time you buy a powerup or something? otherwise i would figure they all would cost the same regardless right

[@Troy2Slick]

I bet he raised the sales of this game by 2139829119288241%

[@cynical_boy]

imagine the cart gets evolved into a train that does CHOO-CHOO everytime it charges KEKW

[@Ghreyl]

Him refusing to heal when he's maxed out is infuriating. He's 10hp and just gets coins for 15 levels while intentionally stopping 2 inches before a chicken. Then complains he can't survive...

[@warcraftlake7]

Wish sometimes more zack would show and less asmon. If this game had an itme thar increased all damage 100% all time. Asmon would say "i don't what it does. Maybe it cuts off my dick. It sucks. I am amazing at this game." 5min later "Why am I not doing enough damage I need more damage how do I do more damage?" Chat: "get item" Asmon "i have no idea whst item does"

[@marxmanw3877]

@@warcraftlake7 "i don't what it does"

[@luketien928]

@@warcraftlake7😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dadbot]

Definitely brought his Zackrawr persona to this session

[@DJRiyzen]

This feels like a zackrwar stream, more than Asmongold, and I like it.

[@pirategoku6238]

Pog

[@Korksbebig]

This is how he is at the end of his streams before going off for the day. This game is pretty tilting too lol

[@duhotatoday3277]

Such a shame that Asmongold ripped off a persona of a smaller content creator like Zack😤

[@theargentino4245]

Ah yeah, by that time he got mad at the game and dropped the character.

[@Grunkaa1]

Yes deff a zack stream. He’s sadboi during the whole stream.

[@AzazelAugustus]

This guy knows how to survive ALL vampires

[@Z4KK]

xqcL

[@Eric_Malkav]

It's been a pleasure seeing you go from total noob to pretty good.

[@yerpderp6800]

A toastie run will do that to you. I thought I was pretty good until I seriously attempted toastie 🤦🏻‍♂️ now if only he'll learn that you should buy the most expensive power ups first...

[@Eric_Malkav]

@@yerpderp6800 He'll get there. I know he plays it up for the audience. Makes for a good arc ;3

[@acters124]

@@Eric_Malkav The game screwing him over on the guns sent me, sometimes the game makes great content happen lol

[@maciejp7829]

how did he get toastie? I didnt see it. Did he get it off-stream?

[@tcopping2]

This Vampire Survivor content has been amazing, been laughing so hard!

[@antonsundin2974]

If he just moved slightly more intelligently and let the bibles do their work the first Ramba run would've been so much easier. He keeps running full speed into a bunch of monsters so they get forcefully pushed through the ring of books over and over again.

[@glenjoke10]

Guy is picking his nose at the end and rolling boogies between his fingers. Then flicking them to the floor.

[@BobFudgee]

Its so fun watching you play this. Keep making more please.

[@ProblmSolvd]

Loving the variety in Asmons streams these past few months, is Asmon going to become a full time variety streamer :O

[@tapoemt3995]

"I have to loot all these myself, like a fucking caveman" 😂

[@IfYouSeekCaveman]

Best $3 Asmon has ever spent

[@SlickRickTPB]

I'll just run through all these enemies and keep wondering why I take damage.

[@tmdiz4579]

These "The lost" runs keep getting weirder and weirder.

[@leanz24]

Still better than "The Keeper" xD

[@Joeyfield0]

by going on hurry, he's basically doubling his difficulty, and still doing good on it

[@jont2576]

sometimes i think the soul has left asmongold's body a long time ago from all those years and tens of thousands of hours he spent sitting in a dark basement playing world of warcraft.and the fact he practically never left his room 24/7/365.... i mean iv seen so many streamers but none of them have that dead zombified cantatonic expression,look and voice that he does.

[@tcgcafe1336]

More Asmon Malding lets goooo

[@Blandco]

I cannot actually tell if he is playing up his low energy at the start or not. I thought I was all superior and could easily tell when he is doing deadpan on purpose. It's really is weirdly interesting to watch. I have only been watching since he started playing Vampire Survivors.

[@BrokenTablesPodcast]

Yahhhs! These are what i wait for every morning while getting ready for the podcast lol.

[@BastiXIII]

when your bitrate goes down you know it's peak game play!

[@mapsofbeing5937]

"I feel like I'm being put in a bad position here... Maybe it's myself" I was gonna say

[@TemmiePlays]

Takes about an hour, but our boy is back

[@mistermisanthrope7716]

I bought this game yesterday, and on my 6th game and first try on library, I went the full armor, laurel, evolved magic wand, fireball, level 8 whip, freeze ray and axe, spinach, empty tome and duplicator. Some other buff I forget, but I beat it on my first try, and the reapers took nearly 2 min to kill me. Only 1 point in might, and 1 point in the hp regen thing.

[@azizabdul8914]

Chad Asmon doesn't realize game set to Hurry mode. Wins it anyway.

[@LemanNz1993]

This isnt Asmongold. This is Zackrawr

[@slick3996]

why would anyone take the cat willingly

[@ion9460]

2 weeks ago Asmon was live and vivacious, now he looks consumed and extra dead inside.

[@Zii_Vii]

I'm sure zack was talking at some point, but all I heard was MEOW MEOW BING BONG BING BONG BING BING BIN-MOEW MOEW BING". Still 10/10 content 😂

[@antiheartless45]

Most death are like so ...SURROUNDED AND OVERWHELMED!!!

[@adhdansley2794]

Wonder if the full game will be available via Android.

[@DaGaBrokenHeart]

People in chat is nuts... The only thing affecting laurel is cooldown. Duration doesn't affect laurel.

[@ultralance7470]

Not the cart guy 💀💀

[@TheSupermandoomsday1]

seems cats and the santa water might pair well

[@cornmoss638]

Asmon in thumbnail: 😡😲😆 Asmon in whole video: 😐😒😮‍💨

[@BlueRadium]

This game scratches the Dynasty Warriors/Serious Sam/kill 5000 things a minute itch real good

[@sanahoi3785]

Garlic: Could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? back to me

[@ducvu9651]

40:20 Nooooo take it back

[@Hedning1390]

I know it's not a reaper strat anymore, but if you want to get toastie to 200 just reroll the start until you get song of mana.

[@Belkan88]

Beginning of the game is what happens when Asmon trains Bird on how to aim lol

[@dorian_greyy6981]

I can’t believe the literal garlic god says such blasphemous things 40:22

[@Taylor.L.]

1 round he said 😆 fucking love asmon

[@Kroban_d4c]

USE THE ARCANA OF HEALING WITH THE UPGRADE OF REGEN,IT WILL HELP YOU A LOT WITH TOASTIE

[@Djenx-]

magic wand is underrated.

[@fallinggravity9964]

Wonder if he will ever know the power of fire wand with the fire arcana

[@rebbyra]

managed to kill 1 reaper with *Pugnala* Clock + Laurel for defence Cats, La Borra, Bracer, Clover, Spinach, Unholy Vespers empty tome from library tarot card revive+speed+duration

[@CreapFreek]

I would never, ever take those fucking cats.

[@Sari36YT]

Sad asmon at the start of this video is very close to Zack. No acting up for the camera until later on

[@nickylag3912]

guy i think he like this game

[@TRELLHELL]

at this point i look forward to you posting these

[@XeviousGG]

Something about that minecart reminds me of baldi's basics

[@neilthesupplier]

hit the candles for food and special items.

[@cupandbowl]

I’ve noticed last few days this issue when trying for bird or gun set they just don’t show up once u pick one. Also you need to farm the candles till u get one to spawn attract orb then go to town and pick it up with 5 seconds before reaper spawn this gives you all lvls you need every time

[@lonelymascot]

and pray the cats dont steal the orb before you can pick it up

[@diegowushu]

The game is consuming him. The reaper has become his white whale. The obsession will be his undoing.

[@FateOfNines]

Unlock red-death and then we'll talk.

[@kudidi]

HE DID THE MAN DID IT!!!!

[@arjunsubrahmanian7535]

Bro ever since he started playing with full curse, it's been painful to watch.

[@Face_RC]

96 in hurry mode with a shit build, that's not terrible. So much struggle in this stream, and hurry mode was to blame for 99% of it.

[@c4ns3r53]

This one looks like Gauntlet, damn I liked that game.

[@frasermanley9903]

Asmon needs gold, revivals, rerolls and banish are super important.

[@GurneroMaelstrom]

he doesn't need any more gold, he just needs to buy the expensive upgrades first to the cheapest last

[@badazzmuffin5781]

"I hate this game. Unironically, this is the worst game ever... so, I guess we should play it again?" 😂😂

[@jamespendergrass1011]

Watched this part of the stream, it was super chill and fun

[@freaklatino13]

why asmon sounded defeated through out the entire video

[@saceurai6629]

Hope he plays Hades, now that he's playing all kinds of different games.

[@Rglezy]

Asmon is one of the best entertainers I have ever seen. And what I really like is that he probably won't change cause that's just who he is.

[@EwersTV]

that revive skill kills the game

[@DogEye69]

40:20 I'm glad he's finally getting over his obsession but maybe that's going a little too far ngl 😞

[@nickgoodnough6262]

there is another youtube video where they show the optimal order to take your meta progression buffs in order to have all of them for 235k gold total.

[@radfort935]

Bought it after asmons first vid I saw. Clocked 10 hours immediately.

[@solarconker]

MORBING

[@TheRealDonFito]

Im only here for vampire survivor 🤘

[@chrisbullard5023]

reaper isnt too bad too get i got on 3rd try with lvl 2 trick just gotta make sure u get the items in the right order when u start lvling

[@Yungcranee]

i love finishing these videos and vibing to the outro! love you asmon

[@106640guy]

Another 144p animated abstract painting for me to look at, thanks!

[@biggestfan.]

Is so weird to me that chat thinks asmong is sad when he's not 'on'. Surprise! When asmong removes the mask he's just Zackrawr. Another no body in a sea of nobody. 😲 Enjoying the _Vampire Survivers_ content btw.

[@tommysuhlami6241]

RAWR you got this man! NEVER SURRENDER!

[@MegaRellik]

Idk why but this game makes me want to play hades again

[@flamerollerx01]

To all the wand haters 1:03:15 *3.7k +1.4k = 5.1k dps*

[@doommaker4000]

Meanwhile infinitely scaling cats, unevolved guns, unevolved penta

[@Corklops]

The one thing that's been bothering me about these Vampire Survivor videos.. Why does his stream quality go to shit when there's a lot going on in game? It clears up instantly when he levels up, pauses, etc. so it seems like it can't be his internet lowering the bitrate. Doesn't Asmon have some sort of nasa supercomputer? There's no way it can't handle playing this game and streaming it at the same time, right? So.. Why is that happening?

[@ronniecunningham9145]

Asmon if you refund your purchases then buy the most expensive ones first you can buy more because the prices will be cheaper learned this yesterday :)

[@elsdon2427]

I’m surprised his second/subsequent channels aren’t named something like Asmonsilver, Asmonbronze, etc.

[@Halvesoul]

roflmao, the literal garlic god realizes garlic is dogsh!t? XDDDDDD

[@karlharvey601]

I don't think you will be able to kill a reaper with toastie, they have 650kx your level I did the clerici strategy at lvl 2 and go it,took a few tries though.

[@infiniti7773]

Toastie is one of the only other characters easily able to kill a reaper. She gets extreme bonus health at level 100 and extreme bonus armor at level 200, which makes the reapers barely able to kill her. Asmon doesn't want to do the lvl 2 cheese kill because it's horrible stream content.

[@KingArthurItis]

Toastie runs my fav

[@jamyorday]

On those toastie runs just take runetracer. That item is leagues better than fucking whip lol

[@dosicmyth]

*picks dog shit weapons* "Man some of these characters are dogshit" "I'm gonna go ahead and evolve bible" *doesn't pick Bible the next 3 times in a row*

[@levikyzer69]

Can’t play this game now and not say big dk garlic everytime I get upgrade 💀

[@Castle_Games]

I wish the game prioritized things that evolve your weapons. Like have at least one option be a 100% chance to be something that evolve your weapons.

[@infiniti7773]

Well the luck stat for sure increases the chance of getting an item you already have, but no idea about if it gives a higher chance to get an item pairing that you don't have yet.

[@Castle_Games]

@@infiniti7773 yeah but you know I guess the randomness adds to the fun of the game it just feels like the game keeps certain things away from you.

[@huzaifaniazi5041]

It sounds like he's not having fun like before his expression says it all

[@IceBloo]

He needs to remove curse when not doing toastie runs.

[@Ser_Jorah]

Idk why he keeps playing after dying twice in the first minute or two. That bites you in the ass later when you get hit once 20 mins in and did like the other day and don't have any lives left

[@infiniti7773]

Well tbf with the revival arcana you get a bunch of bonus stats so it also technically makes it easier.