Hurricane Milton is f**king crazy..

[@PokeShadow77]

Thank god that weather woman has that forcefield protecting her

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

The grey circle. The government has yet to get its hands on it.

[@scrappycoco6282]

Yeah but the forcefield wont last long we have to save her !!!

[@Seriously_Bro.]

Its just CGI. Nothing real will happen to her in that greenscreen

[@TNinja0]

You certainly live up to your name ​@@Seriously_Bro.

[@NovelVampire]

​@@Seriously_Bro. It's not CGI bro. We need to save her asap

[@drk7648]

Go find a certain white plastic chair, it will resist any storm on its path.

[@joundii3100]

"I don't think you understand the situation, I am not in the storm, I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING !"

[@cristinasandoval8541]

WE BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN WITH THIS ONE!!!🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@RDV333]

"Foolishness Milton. Foolishness."

[@WayStedYou]

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

[@GodWearsGucci134]

and remember to ask Milton, where is your motivation?

[@MrRighteousRyan]

First responder here , currently bunkered down in a shelter near tampa… we are ok, and my team will be working around the clock after the storm to get our community back in shape. We thought it would be worse than what it is

[@VioletDeathRei]

I'll take as much silver lining as we can get, stay safe, may god bless you and guide your work.

[@HudaefCares]

It's a very good thing that the hurricane went from cat 5 to cat 3. As someone whose country also gets hit by storms a lot, I just know there will be idiots saying stuff like "see? That storm was nothing!"😅

[@tpolutts3309]

Good luck and stay safe. Was doing support services for Katrina during college. Sometimes I miss living in the Southeast. Then I remember hurricanes and tornadoes.

[@Marveryn]

and we appreciate your dedication and hard work at this time.

[@millanferende6723]

But the only big question here is... will $750 be enough to do that?

[@KVKaoruko]

Like hell am I going down to a hurricane named Milton

[@renamon303]

it sound like name of one fire mages from game called gotchic

[@crouchbar]

“Like hell im going to lose to a curse named sukuna” said gojo

[@SeymoreJohnson]

They always got to give the worst ones the most goofy ahh names. Imagine me having to say I lost a cousin to Katrina.

[@YinqiTao]

The poor swamp puppies are getting sucked into the sky, Florida can expect snakes and crocodile rain in a few days

[@viksox13]

do you have his red swingline stapler?

[@winni2701]

Women: We don't date guys under 6 ft. Milton:

[@PenNamed]

😂😂😂

[@happi_galaxy5147]

That’s wild

[@guymanitoba3347]

Jesus 😂

[@stevenyee1055]

she gonna be 6ft underwater

[@GabrielBoorom]

@@winni2701 Milton: BTW I am not paying.

[@ShibuwuF7]

Cars waiting to turn left on a road with an F3 tornado in the background with the hurricane about 6-12 hours from landfall is insane

[@ugib8377]

When the expert starts tearing up. Jeez man.

[@thisstuffisdumb]

They did that during the Rona. It means nothing and can just be a manipulation tactic.

[@Ashmodai]

@RichSmithson you obviously don't know how climate change works...

[@nERVEcenter117]

Theatrics. Hurricanes power up and weaken very rapidly, especially when they hit land. Every minute is a dice roll.

[@FreerunningGamer]

@RichSmithson The dude is a well meaning type that bought into it most likely. It's common with eco-people. It really is a tragic event, and the total loss of life will be immense.

[@mattg2306]

@@Ashmodai Yeah, this is due to climate change.... Caused by HAARP. If Dubai can manipulate their weather, so can the USA and other nations.

[@kechidonick]

Florida man: "Nah I'd win".

[@ricardohoang8452]

Florida Man vs Milton will be huge 😂

[@Ziebo-11]

Currently winning. Hopefully I can keep the dub for the next few hours

[@noktumwhatever753]

Florida man does win. I grew up in FL and didn't evacuate for a singe storm in 21 years. Literally slept through hurricane Andrew.

[@BadHarmonics]

Yep we'll be alright. Born and raised N. Central Florida, 41 years old, never evacuated.

[@andrewwhite1985]

My family stayed, mid storm just waiting for morning now

[@TheHirohikoAraki]

Hurricane Milton: *shows up* The Florida Man: *starts walking for meeting Milton*

[@fullstackweebdev]

“Oh, you’re approaching me?” “I can’t knock you down to a cat 2 without coming closer”

[@viksox13]

at 3 feet, there can be crocodiles. At 6 feet, I'm thinking sharks

[@vvexxiorr241]

At 9 feet it's gon' be sharktopuses and at 12 it gon' be fucking cthulhu

[@joannleichliter4308]

Hurricane Camile, back in the day, blew sharks up the Mississippi and into Lake Ponchartrain.

[@Gabriel-fo2fh]

Theres no crocs in Florida only gator pups

[@Cow1751]

At 15, Drake will be waiting

[@rockstepguy3524]

Sharknado gonna become a real life event.

[@NotLegendary_YT]

The hurricane is even more deadly when considering there is still tons of debris piles from Helene that can be deadly with wind speeds that high

[@Revenant-oq9ts]

This almost looks as bad as Haiyan. I lived through that, but that's because in the Philippines, we build houses out of concrete and rebar to the greatest extent we can even among the poorest classes. Typhoons are a way of life here. Can't imagine living through these kinds of storms in US culture where wood frames and drywall are the standard.

[@Gaza-warrior]

US stands with Israel well ALLAH stands with us …eat that .

[@PamellaCardoso-pp5tr]

​@@Revenant-oq9tsWell, that woundt be enough in US, because in US hurricanes always come with massive tornados. And... well, the Jarrel F5 tornado reduced brick walls and concrete TO DUST, and pulverized peoples bodies until only barely the bones remained.

[@beardednose]

I am in Florida as of yesterday. Had flights cancelled to Orlando, managed to get put on a new flight the same day to Miami via connection in Barcelona. Then we drove up to Orlando. The only impact I can see here is a fallen tree outside our holiday house that improves our view out the window. We were never going to let a bit of wind stop us from a holiday planned for over a year.

[@layfonal1889]

Since it's in Florida I'm pretty sure there is still that one crazy shirtless guy with a American flag waving to fighting Milton

[@sunnysied713]

God Bless America. Florida Man would definitely do that. Lol

[@marltonmanks9891]

Lane Pittman during Hurricane Matthew

[@whuzzzup]

There are probably way more. But it's kinda - literally - survivorship bias what video you can see...

[@LoinkLoink]

Yeah, we got a few of those down here

[@cagethelonewolf]

His name is Charlie, penguin stream ended he lives in tampa and didn't exacte

[@cks2020693]

We've had about 130 tornado warnings this afternoon in the central, east central region of Florida, someone I know on the east coast in Port St. Lucie had their roof ripped off. All of this happening while Milton is still 200miles away in the ocean on the opposite side of the peninsula

[@Deltoren1]

Only 50? damn thats low. Georgia gang getting 100+

[@GregoryMcStevens]

Brother is really flexing his state gettin fucked harder by tornadoes what a sad state of affairs

[@apple54345]

told to evacuate for two days, and still typing comments on youtube. lmao what a soldier. no sympathy for stupidity.

[@NewyorkJKSK]

Good luck stay safe AND GET READY

[@Deltoren1]

@@GregoryMcStevens THis IS AMERICA WE FLEX EVERYTHING

[@Giuliano1504]

"Enjoy youre fishing, kid while you still can" -Hurricane Ross 1899

[@Baconman212]

Excuse me you hurricane Ross Jack mavalanche -1911

[@el_gabron]

was that a rdr quote

[@Goldy01]

enjoy you are fishing kid while you still can

[@LivingFire_BurningFlame]

"You can get another house, but not another life." She is smart, god bless her.

[@keiichi8191]

Most of us can't get another house either.

[@hyruler036]

That’s not smart and God doesn’t exist.

[@TheEggroll4321]

In this economy?

[@TheEggroll4321]

@@hyruler036 the concept of God does, and that's enough for most people

[@Toonamik]

@@keiichi8191 all houses are insured, they will get it later back.

[@LanceThumping]

I hope that everyone gets out safe and this takes out Disney World.

[@Bobithan]

let me go there before it happens at least

[@vaderetro1552]

Praying for the Disney world part lmao

[@Raptchur]

@@Bobithan There are other places you can go to see dudes with beards in princess dresses.

[@Bobithan]

@@Raptchur That's not what I meant

[@luiscloon3784]

​@@Raptchurscotland?

[@tanayagorai3290]

Then there is that dude in a sailboat sailing through the hurricane

[@zhdrums3872]

Milton said, "Name Me after some Nerd?! Ill show you... ILL SHOW ALL OF YOU!!"

[@gobblegobble2071]

We should have named him "hurricane giygas"

[@mboretzki]

I thought he was named after the Milton Twins.

[@marystone860]

I'm not just a guy with a stapler now, HUH!

[@ricardohoang8452]

​@@gobblegobble2071 Hurricane Gyatt 😂

[@tg_triz6389]

​@@ricardohoang8452😂😂😂

[@BasicMaffs]

Pretty wet from the standpoint of water.

[@AQS521]

Trump 2024

[@The_Robbing_Narrator]

@@AQS521 RAAAAAAH FREEDOM 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲💯💯💯💯🛢🛢🛢

[@LawfulBased]

Florida is the p°nis of the USA and its getting pretty wet.

[@Raptchur]

This hurricane has too much water. 6/10.

[@alface935]

But is water actually wet? (Vsauce Music start playing)

[@cr0mag732]

As someone who lives in northern Australia and endured many hurricanes (we call them Tropical Cyclones), I can tell you that a cat3 cyclone is no joke, cat4 is terrifying and cat5 is apocalyptic. The storm surges can be extremely dangerous too

[@GemGames3]

Used to live in Newman Western Australia for three years as a kid, had warnings about tropical cyclones on tv all the time.

[@HudaefCares]

As a Filipino, cat 3 hurricanes are "tankbable" to me. As in "you're gonna lose a lot of your stuff, but you'll live". But apparently there's tornadoes too? That's the "holy shxt?!" part for me.

[@nicechock]

blalalblabla. the footage is AI generated videos. Lmao

[@asiamies9153]

@@nicechock Are you a flat earther but for hurricanes?

[@murakii]

​@@HudaefCares yeah there were ~40 confirmed and sighted tornadoes and 100+ tornado warnings i believe

[@Piperz_Editz]

Oh my god. Praying for all those people. I hope as many people survive as they can.

[@slickballinbro]

Hundreds are probably dead. Florida is dead. Rip Florida, only 50 states remain 😢

[@scrappycoco6282]

@@slickballinbrodont worry they probably evacuated

[@Etx-z9.]

This is like taking a left hook from Mike Tyson and knowing that the uppercut is coming.

[@are3287]

understatement of the year

[@fireflymiesumae]

Exactly

[@Foogi9000]

First it was Helene but then Milton came in like a second phase jfc.

[@vaderetro1552]

Still overrated, nothing will happen sadly

[@TheMan21892]

Which era Tyson we talking, here?

[@CactusJack252]

My best friend lives near Tampa. He had to stay and work the shelter since he is a county employee. Thankfully he and everyone in the shelter survived. He has some damage to his house, but right now it’s nothing major. He is extremely thankful to be alive and still have a home to sleep in. So many others can’t say that. Even though my friend has a sorta messed up house, he still opened up his place for people he knows to shower, sleep, etc.

[@trolololololll]

0:15 bootleg Moses

[@vaderetro1552]

DEI approved Moses

[@vaderetro1552]

DEI approved Moses

[@trolololololll]

"The last water bender"

[@CineMasterDamian]

​@@vaderetro1552That's Stephanie Abrams, she's been with The Weather Channel for like ever and at one point was an S-tier baddie

[@vinniegret4841]

way too funny

[@Amadeus_A]

Impact Plastics: "Go to work!"

[@AGCreationsflorida]

No power today and going to bed with no AC tonight... My generator won't start.

[@ChaoticMartian]

Rip moist critical. He got crited by moist winds.

[@TheBelrick]

People who think that obeying official decisions is mandatory did NOT learn a damn thing from 2020-> I wish they would st kcufpu about those refusing evacuations.

[@Uchigatana-MHFZZ]

@@TheBelrick wtf is bro yapping about

[@ChaoticMartian]

@@TheBelrick me when when my family is killed by a natural disaster:

[@Xfacta12482]

@@TheBelrick This is the most brain dead thing Ive read on the internet in a few days.

[@TheBelrick]

@@ChaoticMartian i saved a gorrilion families from natural disasters with my advice

[@Trance2400]

And all he wanted was his stapler.

[@parknplay8328]

this is legitimately extremely funny

[@cristinag3157]

Oh my gosh, my favorite character!

[@ScottJackson117]

"Hey Milton, whaaat's happening......." **gets blown away**

[@SheevieWonder66]

I asked for a mai tai and u brought me a pina colada

[@matmorris8194]

You guys are so funny 😢

[@SukottoSama]

"there could be glass" i think that's the least of your worries

[@aaronhuff2813]

People also always seem to forget these things drop multiple tornados too through the course of the event

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

For reference, look for Ivan in 2004. That sucker dropped the most.

[@isadoraleivajaime5053]

I just realized that Today but thank for the Info

[@TechnoMinarchist]

They can't leave. The roads are blocked, filled with cars who ran out of gas.

[@mattjones6323]

🧢

[@slickballinbro]

Rip to hundreds of people. Rip Florida. Only 50 states remain 😢

[@Teuwufel]

​@@slickballinbro"only" 😂 bro it's still too much

[@iareplaying]

Airlines during the hurricane, "This is a good time to spice up the prices of flights!"

[@macmac1022]

HOLY CRAP A weather person who actually cried having to report this. I have seen some smiling and all full of energy because they have the spotlight for extreme weather like this.

[@NM-ok9wb]

He cried because the hurricane is hitting part of south america as Cat 5, where people are in poverty, meaning they dont have the means to leave, they dont have shelters or infrastructure, no real plan for rescue, they're all basically dead or dying.

[@macmac1022]

@@NM-ok9wb Ya, that is my point. Seen weather people report on hurricanes that killed people before and some smiled.

[@Zaurthur]

Right? What a wus

[@nihility.]

​@@Zaurthur Nice bait.

[@Ouskiller]

@@NM-ok9wb Mexico was eventually spared of major damage because the storm was too small despite its close passage. Mexico is also not in South America.

[@Propane_Acccessories]

Penguinz0: Hurricane situation is crazy

[@willywattersons21]

Charlie seems chill tho

[@UncensoredScion]

Jesus H Christ those visuals are gonna absolutely terrify people

[@scythelord]

That's the sole purpose of catastrophism.

[@Zac15]

Its honestly the point to make sure people gtfo of the coastal areas.

[@yulee3266]

​@@scythelordyeah it's one scary visual

[@UncensoredScion]

@@scythelord I didn't even know that word was a thing!? I had to google it! "theory states that the Earth has been shaped by sudden, often unpredicted, events that are short-lived but impactful." Dude as weird as it is to say, thank you! You've widened my lexicon a bit with this.

[@n1lknarf]

That's their plan. It's weird when they start making a show out of it.

[@ExpectDragons]

This time there's all that debris left over from Helene that will be like shrapnel flying through the air and then swept up by the flood waters. This looks horrible.

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

Know what's worse? Models are predicting a n o t h e r hurricane forming a week after Milton, slamming into the exact same place. Her name might be Nadine.

[@1cyRuins]

​@@kosakukawajiri5007 That's Florida for you.

[@DefianceOrDeath]

@@1cyRuins Nah, that's HAARP for you.

[@JonathonTheAsshole]

Completely different part of the state.

[@noktumwhatever753]

@@DefianceOrDeath Yeah, I lived in FL for over two decades. Nothing about this is actually normal, no matter how much the media tries to pretend that it is.

[@Sky_kid_offical_.]

I live in Florida thinking hurricane Ian was gonna be the worst hurricane of my life…but I guess it’s Milton now..

[@greasy8394]

What's symbolic and ironic is that today is the anniversary of "Milton the Monster" cartoon and there's literally Hurricane Milton coming to destroy.

[@Ale-dd3ek]

Fate Really has a weird sense of humor

[@restless6825]

Whoever's playing civ irl needs to chill with the natural disasters, man.

[@TheMan21892]

If only he hadn’t purchased that damned Natural Disasters DLC!!! 😭

[@N3G4T3]

The clown world stuff started to get boring.

[@SongokuJidai]

You can turn disasters off in the seup menu. Endless Space 2 DLC is far worse. Deal with the worst mechanic in the game (you paid for it too) or forever lose access to a whole new race to play as.

[@Reziic12]

aliens, man. it's the fkn Gulf of Mex Aliens

[@planescaped]

Been getting a hurricane every year now, sometimes multiple.

[@SleepySteve79]

Whoever named this hurricane Milton, you angered it.

[@dolgorukysvyatoslav]

Milton, as in Millions tons of water

[@TheJewishAzovMember]

It's a rule you have to pick black women names or old times white guy name

[@Music-gm7ro]

Funny how no one here has referenced the water bottle company Milton yet.

[@slickballinbro]

Milton is going to be a cause of the end of Florida. Rip Florida, only 50 states remain 😢

[@Laughing_Chinaman]

Paradise Lost was written by a Milton

[@Airlinecuisine]

for some people from what I understand they just dont have the resources to go somewhere else and stay, all the rental cars are apparently rented out and there is a mad rush out of there, I think in times like this if they havent already the national guard should supply transportation out of the area and have some type of shelter for people to stay in, I know most walmarts or home depots are considered emergency shelter places they could throw them in there until its over.

[@ez5547]

National Guard could setup shelters but to provide transportation you have to imagine there's like 10,000 residents per singular National Guardsman in Florida and there's only so many military vehicles each unit has. The shelters being setup in this case would either have to be 2nd floor or government buildings and there's just not enough to go around for everyone especially since this is what a 2nd hurricane hitting in a row they probably downgraded so much from the 1st hurricane that they won't have enough time or manpower to prepare for this 2nd one.

[@TechnoMinarchist]

They can't leave. The roads are blocked, filled with cars who ran out of gas.

[@networknomad5600]

If the cars can't get out, the National Guard can't get it. How do you think the National Guard is going to help, really? Think for one damn moment.

[@fawkesandhound]

Two days ago the gas was running out with lines hours long and lots of people are stuck

[@vonnie0_0]

My sister and her friend don’t have enough money and has to get out, not to mention the roads being blocked by cars that have run out of gas. :(

[@derkevevin]

1:27 The door bell camera is like "You seeing this shit? That's a fucking hurricane!" 😂

[@darkin1484]

Hurricane Milton: coming fast Me sitting on my plastic chair outside: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING.

[@sidecharacter7165]

Provoking black clouds in isolation. I am reclaimer of my name. It is not MILTON!!!

[@gernou92]

We're burning chaos in the wind... Drifting in the ocean all alooooone !

[@Halosnakem6g]

Bury the light deeep within

[@wr5488]

🪑

[@DeadweightDevilhunter]

My father trying to summon some demon shit again

[@cristinasandoval8541]

Cast aside, theres no coming home

[@RedHoodFH]

The only time anyone named Milton was feared

[@bruhgod123]

That's just a regular day in Florida.

[@GabrielBoorom]

Milton is predicted to turn into a Sharknado before making landfall.

[@spit782]

Earth doing a vibe check so that people dont battle betwen eachother

[@ShenMerrick]

As a life long Floridians allow me to say this: Don't run, it only incites the hurricane to a higher level of aggression.

[@dephraction_99]

It's eyesight is based on movement.

[@cthulhuspawn6290]

​@@dephraction_99i heard that it actually has a great sense of smell

[@interjosh]

@@cthulhuspawn6290 If you get to know the storm its gotta pretty good sense of humor too

[@vincentfalcone9218]

Actually it seems to do the opposite

[@dephraction_99]

@@vincentfalcone9218 Now we're just going in circles

[@alejandr0680]

0:50 for a second it seemed like asmongold was in the news segment as well

[@FractalPrism.]

milton: you thought a run a pharmacy? IT WAS A HARMACY ALL ALONG

[@ChristianBillionaireKanye]

Praying for my brothers and sisters in Florida all the way from Morocco! We experienced a devestating earthquake September of last year so I know what it is like to feel the wrath of nature. Stay safe everyone!

[@Kaito57]

Damn... you know shit just got real when even the Editor was completely speechless on this one...

[@mike_majora]

Not Asmon smiling as the water rises

[@slandshark]

Well over a dozen tornados and over 60 tornado warnings so far. That's just in the past 8 hours.

[@nicechock]

its mostly fake and fake footage.

[@RayBetterThanEvilCanival]

Nothing Lieutenant Dan can’t handle

[@MeeMawPeterson11]

even he was evacuated to a shelter, this storm is nothing like before

[@McJorneil]

@@MeeMawPeterson11 Nope, they said he was evacuated but another reporter came by and said he's still there in his boat.

[@MeeMawPeterson11]

@@McJorneil omg crazy!

[@diorrnxtdoor]

Milton: You’re going down!! Flex seal:

[@theforkedman3030]

Politicians and Millionaires: Just sell your land and homes in Florida. (Aquaman knocks on door)

[@Hjominbonrun]

I hear they are facing Hurricane and the occasional Tornado too. Imagine running from the mouth of a hurricane only to be eaten up by a damned tornado.

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

I still find it incredible how hurricanes can spawn supercells and tornadoes. I recommend looking up hurricane Ivan in 2004, he dropped the most.

[@KoiYakultGreenTea]

And Charlie is still home

[@101-cesaraugusto7]

I live in Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil. We had 16 feet (5,33 meter) flood this year, some cities were wiped and a lot of people died. People here underestimated how high (and how fast) the water would go up (the last flood was 90 years ago and was not as bad). Water with debree is no joke. Some people got PTSD from it, imagine having panic atacks everytime it gets windy or rains.

[@megaigor]

tbm sou do RS... moro em canoas e minha casa ficou totalmente coberta pela agua

[@edR_mcd]

And hurricanes are also possible to happen in the south of the country.

[@gowankommando]

Just give him back his stapler

[@EscapeVelocity1]

🤣😂

[@procow2274]

I remember driving through one of the old big time hurricanes once. It was basically nothing but grey and brown everywhere like a sand storm but much darker likes something from a video game.

[@PowderedToastMan3]

I’ve been under 8+ tornado warnings in less than 2 hours. This has never happened before. God help us. EDIT I'm okay but we have some big damage around town.

[@insertoyouroemail]

Stay safe, man!

[@ulvetid.01]

Stay safe bro

[@velarde3412]

The Nature is now Starting to Fight back because of the Destruction we have Caused

[@営月]

I’ma floridian 😭😭

[@prinny7963]

Bro, i wish you the best

[@dracofury1173]

Hurricane Milton is the revenge of the quiet kids…

[@skywillfindyou]

They told it's gonna be crazy, but it seems it's just wind with some wind with rain.

[@Inuwoodx]

what would be crazy for you? Wind, some rain and sharks flying in it?

[@jamesvarela233]

I’m in the middle of it, it’s gonna be bad later at night for me.

[@Badger17805]

More like later in the afterlife 🤣🤣 goodbye brother LOL

[@jamesvarela233]

@@Badger17805 least I’m not central I’ll live.

[@DamienHere]

@@Badger17805 Dickhead

[@kennowaybonaparte9451]

I am praying for you

[@jamesvarela233]

@@kennowaybonaparte9451 thank you

[@BradTheThird]

"Anything could be in this water, sharp glass..." I honestly thought she was about to says "sharks"

[@kylemenos]

With the current media I was expecting white men.

[@thatskeletordude5271]

"AH! SHARKNADO! JAWS ARE COMING FOR YOU"

[@SithisLich]

You know its bad when we haven't seen any Floridaman shenanigans.

[@Layjun]

2:01 I'm unfamiliar with this street light. What does it mean when the light has a red arrow pointing left?

[@Revankist_The_Crusader]

No turning until the light goes green.

[@SingleRaven]

In the US we have RED, GREEN, YELLOW Arrow lights. It is an absolute right of way ruling. Red = you may NOT turn Green = you have right of way to turn Compared to say normal green light, which means ‘you may turn, but yield to oncoming traffic’.

[@gv327]

Also, being a left only lane

[@stonedweeb6998]

Stop like a red light

[@jackm9930]

Before the light goes green you get a green arrow, so everyone turning left crosses the intersection first!

[@drakealexander6668]

Update from Florida: Hurricane weakened more than expected. Went close to Cat 2. It went north closer to Tampa than expected. Most of the storm is at the north side of the hurricane.

[@jaymenza5196]

How big is the swolesurge?

[@amanawolf9166]

Power is out + internet. Using phone ATM. Took a hell of a beating, and, I can say 100%, those transformers popping with plasma arcs is scary as hell.

[@drakealexander6668]

Center inland Florida Mild rain Some strong breeze

[@JustALittleAcoustic]

i’m on the east coast and we got like two or three hours of rain and a strong breeze

[@LukiRudaka]

@@JustALittleAcoustic Windy as hell up here in North Florida, otherwise hurricane missed us. We don't normally have much wind, much less more than 20 MPH wind like we did today

[@RandomjificationOfficial]

Power is out for us. It stayed on for the storm but shut off during the end of it.

[@subvariantstrain]

Hope Milton is ready to meet Florida man. He has no idea, but about to FAFO.

[@orion7741]

fafo does not apply to this though. you should serious learn your terminology and what it means and how to use it properly before actually using it......

[@Write-Stuff]

@@orion7741 Sure it does. You having a bad day, mate?

[@subvariantstrain]

@@orion7741 I bet people love having you around huh? lol

[@drzoidberg71]

@@orion7741 people thinking they can stay in the path of this are the ones FAFO.

[@vicenteabalosdominguez5257]

Pretty sure Florida is in the FO stage right now.

[@vugolol]

From what I've been reading seems like most of the destruction is being done by tornadoes and Milton has now slowed down to category 3.

[@JohnDoe-pt7ru]

That is correct. The media is fear mongering like the bastards they are.

[@samxfour]

No. Not even close.

[@assassinops7288]

Hurricane milton said "dont come to school tomorrow"

[@asdowo111]

Middle East: Wars and Bombs Florida: *H U R R I C A N E*

[@erixouther]

Wish me luck bois, it's coming for me

[@Analog237]

Good luck dude!

[@kennowaybonaparte9451]

I will pray for you

[@TheCIockApp]

Bro are you good?

[@Teuwufel]

Enjoy your Darwin Award I guess

[@wlockuz4467]

I like how even the ocean is not crazy enough to come near the news anchor

[@theboogeyman9813]

I'm in it right now. On the water.

[@guywholikesgoodmusic]

About to be under it.

[@internetzenmaster8952]

Stay safe out there you madlad.

[@vvexxiorr241]

@@guywholikesgoodmusic Or scattered within it

[@Twixx47]

Godspeed brother

[@theboogeyman9813]

@@Twixx47thanks guys

[@leder609]

As someone who lives in Florida. Milton was a joke.

[@kronaaaa]

same, so tired of the media sensationalizing oh hurricanes

[@blue-phoenix115]

“Honey the houses here are so cheap, I wonder why?”

[@honkhonk8009]

"Huh their giving us 7 days to leave? Lets do absolutely nothing for 7 days straight untill 30 minutes before the hurricane hits, and then clog up every highway with nissan altimas that nobody bothered to fuel up before getting anhilated by a tornado" Florida is nice but people without common sense get purged twice a decade lmfao. Its like going to Alaska or the arctic, and not excersizing the most basic survival instincts.

[@willl676]

We had water that high down in southern Brazil during the massive floods that happened a few months ago. It was insane. Basically destroyed most of the state and full reconstruction is expected to take more than a decade. I'll be praying for you fellas.

[@ohno7582]

Maybe it takes that long because the communists you elected will embezzle all the money for 10 years

[@liamnissanS2K]

50 millibars? Damn I didn't know Milton was chill like that

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

It's lowest pressure currently was 897 millibars, it could go further if it somehow reintensifies. Wilma had the lowest millibars in the Atlantic, at 882.

[@redstone_block180]

Floridians barricading their houses to prepare for hurricanes instead of just moving:

[@glitchygrub]

The thrashing of those trees in that video is absolutely brutal.

[@wgdjoefraser]

Milton just wants his stapler back....

[@fj0lts]

Imagine dying to a hurricane named f*cking Milton

[@mattjones6323]

Ha

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

Be happy you didn't die from Typhoon Gay. There's been a bunch of those.

[@Velociraptor21]

Bro typhoon tip😭

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

@@Velociraptor21 What's funny is the typhoon named after a dickhead has the lowest pressure and largest size of any storm on earth at 870 millibars and over 2,000 miles across. If that's just the tip what's the rest of it like- 💀

[@TheCIockApp]

​@@kosakukawajiri5007 wtf ☠️

[@diode_wow]

We went through Maria in 2017 here in Puerto Rico, every time we hear Hurricane, we go back to 2017. Seeing what's happening in Florida and what happened in NC is just heartbreaking, man.

[@sonnenblume4]

i still can't believe i was in Florida 2 weeks ago for my trip to disneyworld. God i missed a bullet. We had 0 rain too in one week. I feel bad for whoever lives there or had holidays planned. All the canadian snowbirds are malding right now LMAO

[@Kronos-Clips]

Milton sounds like a Simpsons character that Bart would hang around with.

[@spongytitles2704]

You mean Milhouse?

[@TheLILSAINT14]

Sounds like someone who was communicating with a rat!

[@GabrielBoorom]

Milton and Bort.

[@chavito808]

No he mean the black kid LaMilton who does hood rat things and lives with his grandma

[@vaderetro1552]

​@@GabrielBoorom Fire emblem reference?

[@gossamera4665]

That ain't no Milton, that's a Loki.

[@Wii07ENTERTAINMENT]

Hurricane Milton really said "are you ready for round 2..."

[@edited1325]

I read this in Funtime Freddy’s voice

[@ReedoTV]

The Darwin award goes to everyone who takes this as a challenge! "God aint seen mah bunker"

[@Jabarri74]

Bunkers are all well and good until it gets flooded, then what will your lifetime of prepping get you?

[@networknomad5600]

I've taken it in stride for 30 years in my FL bunker and always been perfectly fine. Cat 4, cat 5, doesn't matter. So yeah, those of us who choose to live in Florida and are smart about it, build up on higher elevation and build to be able to withstand 150+ mph winds.

[@yousaidthusly461]

@@networknomad5600 ahh, yes; the “Super-Shed”

[@Korokukanas]

@@networknomad5600 Ok so like 100ft. wide 30 ft tall Earth Mound with Plastic Bunker sealed up inside??

[@natbrownizzle1387]

@@networknomad5600 I am not American nor do I live in the US, but are there "higher grounds" in Florida, because when I look at Florida on the map, the last thing I am thinking about is "Jup, should built a house there. But I read in an article somewhere, that most people who do choose to live in Florida, are often well aware of what could happen, it's like people who live in Venice and do not mind the smell and yearly floods.

[@riyadkanos8487]

Milton has the right to defend itself.

[@StringedYak]

think of all the gators and poisonous snakes

[@watafumx]

I'd be more worried about venomous snakes. People don't usually eat snakes, so the poisonous ones would be very low on the death toll.

[@creeper326.]

I’m sure they’ll be fine. They’ve dealt with nature before. As for the people, then I have faith most will be alright.

[@Lucky_RFMDA]

Basically is the combination of warmer oceans and the ENSO phenomenon being in the "Niña" phase which intensifies Atlantic hurricanes, basically a double boost to this hurricane season.

[@livinlicious]

It's called climate change. Just wait what's coming in the next 20 years. This is nothing. It's gonna get was worse.

[@Immortal_BP]

are you taking geology class or something? lol

[@wapniak666]

@@ttdttd4211 i hope you are trolling

[@ttdttd4211]

@@wapniak666 government engineer that hurricane. To kill people... no troll.. if you don't believe.. than your iq is dog crap

[@SusieBlup]

​@@Immortal_BP😂😂😂

[@nightphoenixv]

Milton: if people won't get rid of the idiots, guess I'll have too

[@ArthArmani]

GTA 6 should add this weather to some mission, based on Florida anyway.