Jesus Christ Disney..

[@ShadowWolfRising]

"Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest of them all?" "You are, my queen." "What of Snow White?" "Did I stutter?"

[@arvinroidoatienza7082]

I DONT WANT IT!

[@maikemenezes]

*End credits come up

[@kurtsudheim825]

More Barrick inside & out

[@Jman16007]

"You are my queen" "Yes but that doesnt answer the question" "Sorry, I'm too lazy to use punctuation in this language full of double meanings"

[@rolytnz]

This comment wins The Internet today.

[@maxamps45]

are you telling me Gal Gadot's character is jealous of Rachel's beauty? immersion ruined.

[@fixer10091994]

​@@WhiteRabbitDreamsIts not fairest either....snow brown is competing with the dwarfs

[@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469]

The moral is, never ask the mirror on April 1st.

[@mankihonda983]

Gal Gadot is perfect evil character because she evil IRL. Genocidal monster in fact.

[@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469]

@@WhiteRabbitDreams Archaic definition of the word, though. Anyway the original story was in ancient German language.

[@annieandelsieofarendelle3294]

@@WhiteRabbitDreams In the context of this story, it is.

[@WingedMidnight]

"The people need some kindness". Says one of the rudest actresses in Hollywood.

[@Lourthain001]

To bad this wasnt Anne Rice's version, "The continued tales of sleeping beauty"

[@aarons6935]

Calling her an actress is a lil generous my brother

[@vas-poenitentiae-08]

I need to know the context...there's gotta be some crazy stuff she's said and done

[@CurieBohr]

It’s so weird, weird, weird, that she’s say that.

[@SM5T001]

"Progressives" are always like this. Most rude and hateful people in the world, constantly provoking conflicts everywhere they go while demanding any conservative be banned for "spreading hate".

[@katya5573]

“I feel bad for the guys that are going to take their girlfriends to watch this” Even girls don’t wanna watch this, buddy…

[@TorinR90]

I haven't taken a poll, but my gf, my sister, and my friends wife have all mentioned how they don't want to see it My sister especially is pissed about it, she loves the original animated movie, so once Zegler started talking shit about it my sis noped out

[@CAlexRPG]

Sure...

[@Shining_Light]

Unfortunately we have plenty of woke women. Pretty sure he was talking about that huge segment of the female population.

[@laurocoman]

​@@Shining_Light woke women never support stuff with money. They support things like this with tweets and outrage.

[@spencer6736]

​@@Shining_Light and you think those women have boyfriends? 😂 and they're a vocal minority, not the majority of women lmao

[@cairomiravity]

A "girl boss" trying to dethrone another "girl boss" in a live action movie half based on the animated movie that was initially about "true love".... I need a smoother brain to comprehend this logic.

[@RyTrapp0]

This is the society the left want - women tearing each other apart like usual, but in positions of power now

[@illegalopinions4082]

Non-white dethroning white presenting is the second layer to that equation

[@aze0012]

I think you'd need a perfectly round ball for that

[@Knight_Kin]

BALLS OF STEEL

[@Latviešu_Amēlija]

You forgot race"track" swapping characters. From the people who say race"track" swapping is bad😢... wait. L=ftists contradicting themselves and being the opposite of what they preach?😱😱😱😱😱

[@dylanmoyer8554]

So instead of paying dwarf actors and giving them big lead roles to show their talent they cgi it all wth

[@moisesfreire6408]

I remember Tim Burton's Charlie and the chocolate factory movie getting a lot of criticism back in the day for only using one dwarf actor to portray all the oompa loompas. The Willy Wonka movie didn't use a dwarf actor and this one is not even using real people. So much disrespect.

[@JitendraSingh-lr4nu]

there are no big lead roles of dwarves in this movie. U want harry potter giants to be cast as people with hypergigantism too? make some sense

[@LayzeeGiant]

@@JitendraSingh-lr4nu It’s literally in the title smooth brain.

[@Thevoiceofsomething]

They CGId the dwarfs, because at 1:54 they showed the original DEI cast they had to play them. This movie has had at least three different trailers in the last few years, and they keep doing reshoots/CGI things because of the huge uproar they have received. This movie is probably going to be so far in the hole, they will never recoup their money. Also don't let the peter dinklage article fool you, he very publicly stated, in 2022 when the movie was announced, that he didnt support using dwarf actors for fantasy rolls, which angered most of the dwarf actor community. We saw how well dinklage's vesion of cyrrano went....The original cast had 1 dwarf, and a bunch of regular people, now it has CGI. I would be less angry at them using CGI, and more angry at them trying to take a classic and turn it into a piece of political filth.

[@User-i2n8j]

Yeah your right! That's exactly what I said

[@darcidious99]

I guess "skin as white as snow" got skipped over in the board room meeting huh?

[@Bergerons_Review]

Feminist Sand Brown.

[@smithynoir9980]

The actress has said "Snow White wasn't named for her skin, she was named because she was born during a Snow Storm in one old telling of the story", or something very close to that. Had to find out, couldn't find a single instance of that being the reason for her name anywhere. She was legit making it up. Rewriting history comes naturally to these people.

[@richardmg9]

Actual dwarves cant play dwarves in the movie, so actual white people cant play white people in the movie.

[@8Kjp1035]

​@@smithynoir9980its because snow's mother wished for a daughter with skin as white as snow lips as red as blood and hair as black as ebony the wish came true when Snow White was born

[@souce9369]

​@@smithynoir9980 RlyTho these people?

[@anaarnl6921]

Can't wait for Dwayne Johnson to play Rapunzel in live action

[@yee7700]

If Rapunzel was actually played by Dwayne Johnson, I would pay for that ngl

[@RejHiman]

Hey, he once play in movie called Tooth Fairy and he did shows up as tooth fairy with a pixie wing and all. What stopping him from accepting that role?

[@andycarollsuarez]

I would actually watch that. Dwayne Johnson as Rapunzel & Letitia Wright as Flynn Rider.

[@alanwalkman29]

​@yee7700Damn, tall ass Rapunzel with long hair? SOLD111

[@digiton115]

Don't give them ideas

[@JustSomeReptile]

Lord Fardquaad and the CGI garden gnomes

[@bendercito]

😂

[@GrievousReborn]

It is Lord Farquaad hair and I can never unsee it

[@BronzeKurisu]

Farquaad is too good for whatever the fuck this is

[@MikeTheD]

And her giant forehead to go along with that look. Mean af I know, but she’s an actress and movies are about aesthetics, and we’re talking about “fairest of them all” while being compared to Gal Gadot. It’s instantly jarring. Any discussion at these studios about that idea would shamed outta existence due to “standards of beauty” feminist claptrap.

[@Lourthain001]

To bad this wasnt Anne Rice's version, "The continued tales of sleeping beauty"

[@kcato5879]

Their next film is gonna be Sleeping Beauty, but she's awake, and ugly.

[@alessandro5835]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@boodrowwilson1894]

**WOKE and ugly

[@e.w3935]

It's hollywood baby

[@TheyZeeYuen666]

She was so ugly, when she pricked her finger her screams caused the kingdom to fall asleep

[@Harps-o5s]

And black for some reason

[@everonlyallforthee]

Isn't Snow White supposed to be better looking than the queen?

[@tedjomuljono3052]

and also less sinister looking

[@chikarasu7760]

Disneys rulebook says the uglier and less charismatic the better XD

[@darnaby4110]

And...white.

[@thefracturedbutwhole5475]

And white, "Snow White" is a reference to her skin.

[@aquagrunty101]

This Snow White became intimately familiar with brick walls at an early age, and her eyes became familiar with tug boats that hated each other

[@bennusmagnus5277]

Disney is so inclusive that they don't want to cast actual dwarves for the role even though they went out of their way to change almost everything else about the story.

[@jarock89f90]

Ive never rooted for a poison apple before but here we are

[@wraith_2309]

Plus without the prince she ain't gonna be waking up soon lmao

[@Zer-gu8tx]

swap the poison apple with an explosive one

[@ERRORokiShouto]

​@@Zer-gu8txyep, gotta make sure to get rid of the evidence

[@mersulito]

🙏

[@Z38_US]

​@@wraith_2309no no she doesn't need a prince because she is a strong and independent woman

[@seemingly_useless8700]

Queen: Mirror, mirror on the wall... Who's the fairest of them all? Mirror: You lmao Queen: I know lmao

[@alexisea8874]

the end

[@novemberecho3899]

Good Ending

[@LochAndLoad95]

That's a movie that would probably do better than this trasg

[@kurtsudheim825]

More beautiful inside v& out

[@moglet12345]

This is a parody of the original animation, not an adaptation. Remember this

[@HungWeyLow]

Waiting for Disney to cast a white man as Black Panther

[@SS-sk9zs]

Don’t hold your breath 😊

[@Wired4Life2]

Ryan Gosling, ofc.

[@mousqy]

they hate white man...maybe asian black panther

[@Ram-4798]

Ah yes we need diversity.

[@Latviešu_Amēlija]

​@@SS-sk9zs racetrack swapping only goes one way i guess🙄🙄

[@DARimpo]

This ain't snow white, this is snow brown.

[@vintzthegreat1838]

Dirty Snow lmao

[@peepiseal]

Snow white❌ Dirt brown✅

[@chrishamilton7516]

Favorite comment so far is “Thank you Disney. My father has been in a coma since 2014 and he stood up and walked over to turn this off. Thank you”

[@Kidtoucher-wg9gg]

My favorite one is “put this shit in front of Hurricane Milton and it might turn around” 💀

[@josephjoe4180]

That's been a copied comment for years.

[@hrothgarnogar]

You don't get on the internet much then do you? That comment is copy pasted to every single bad video at least a thousand times since like 2014.

[@nerrychael]

Let the newbie have fun on the comments that been used let them be I think they about teen type use of internet while is like boomer type who sees every wild comments

[@nerrychael]

*us

[@MoonWielder]

"Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?" "You, my queen." "And what of Snow White?" "WHO?"

[@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133]

She's not fair enough.

[@kokuutou92]

Prince hagmaxxing the queen is true ending 😂😂😂

[@wawapiko]

Watch them cancel the mirror if it did say that lol

[@supakungfumastah7789]

Snow white2 : new plot snow white and 7 garden gnome try to take on the queen instead

[@mrbrightside473]

“You, my queen… But you are no longer the most evil”

[@jungwestfale98]

As a German, I find it so disrespectful to my culture that an American company like Disney uses our centuries-old mythology and thinks it should be rewritten and changed because the original story doesn't fit into their world view. Imagine someone doing this with legends from African or Muslim culture. Snow White may be a German fairy tale, but the values and the story of this fairy tale are so transcendent that they tell a universal truth about humanity.

[@MrbilliskTV]

Blame progressive liberal, thats who made this garbage

[@LOL_Garrus]

It's because rapid leftists really hate white people.

[@tomassmith1519]

Ich nehme an du magst deine Regierung grad auch nicht oder?

[@MitsukiNanoka-r4z]

Then, how about japan using king arthur as female to satisfy their fantasy 😂

[@jungwestfale98]

​@@tomassmith1519 Nicht mögen ist noch untertrieben, ich empfinde mittlerweile nur noch Hass für diese Volksverräter. Beruht ja auf Gegenseitigkeit, denn das, was die uns seit Merkel antun wäre in jedem anderen Land mit Hochverrat gleichzusetzen. Es wird der Tag der Abrechnung kommen, an dem Vergeltung geübt wird und die Feinde unseres Volkes zur Rechenschaft gezogen werden. Ich freue mich drauf.

[@goofyahhcookie123]

it woulda been better if terry crews was snow white

[@SincereYN2K]

Stolen comment but funny

[@goofyahhcookie123]

@ fr my bad

[@kadiy868686]

This Snow White looks like snow was from the side of the road in Eastern Europe

[@slayermate07]

😂😂😂😂

[@LalaLa-ze7kv]

Now thats a roast 😂

[@aleksejsmiscuks4138]

I'm from EЕ and i find this really funny..because it is true :D

[@Abyss_Cat]

As a Russian this made me laugh way too hard, very accurate description 😂

[@Indiana127]

You know? It's funny. She kind of looks like that woman who was standing on the side of the road calling someone just moments before my unit was ambushed in Afghani... Wait.. hold... HOLD THE PHONE!! Loads M16A4 service rifle with malicious intent.

[@bbdf21]

As a German I am pretty pissed that they would appropriate my Culture like this.

[@clover9725]

ich auch

[@ricardohoang8452]

disney welp ...

[@Bender_B._Rodriguez]

The guy who played the dwarf in game of thrones, just look at the wayback machine for what he said about people like him who want to be actors in a role thats perfect for people like them. They hate him because his bickering made it so the people making this movie dont hire people like him. You cant make this up

[@Aelvir114]

@@Bender_B._RodriguezYeah, he went on a tirade about the dwarves and got the actors for the dwarves out of a job and they were livid. He back-pedalled so hard that he tried to make the excuse that he was just saying he finds it offensive.

[@gypsypath1]

FR

[@LockeTheAuthentic]

The bit about taking the kingdom back, and "being the girl im meant to be" is toxic levels of cringe here

[@whenpigsfly8178]

-'the girl'- 'the leader' Oh Disney, keep girl-bossing too close to the sun.

[@WaitingForYukiOnna]

but it makes a lot more sense story wise since Snow White is the main princess character having her play house with some dwarves then eating a poison apple isn't as engaging a story as a fallen princess trying to reclaim her kingdom.

[@Lourthain001]

To bad this wasnt Anne Rice's version, "The continued tales of sleeping beauty"

[@malificajones7674]

@@WaitingForYukiOnnaThe original Snow White is a love story. She didn't give a F about reclaiming her kingdom, she was waiting for her handsome prince. And to be fair to the original, that's far more historically accurate.

[@iandavidvillaloboswong5180]

​@@WaitingForYukiOnna The original 200 year old story is more entertaining than generic shallow girl boss slop

[@aaronbarlow4376]

Making Snow White Brown is like making the Green Lantern red.

[@LuckClover1]

Her name is Brown Wipe now

[@joshmoxey.]

"I really don't remember you being this... opinionated." At least the live action is calling her out for her real life, divisive behaviour

[@TheBelrick]

the huntsman being a N, the Queen a J and snow-white degenerated into an s-s is just pure humiliation ritual.

[@manzanasrojas6984]

ye, was definitely on purpose

[@schmo49]

​@manzanasrojas6984 no. It's exactly the opposite. The "bad" character is boss shaming her for being such a girl boss. It's a feminist rallying call. She could also have said "you should smile more" but that line really only works when coming from a man

[@ronin1648]

The evil queen is the hero in this version.

[@hereticmoses]

I thought she was gonna say brown lmao

[@ThomtownHD]

As a German I‘m offended they didn‘t cast the German dwarf actors we had for our movies

[@csurampower]

Don't be. This film is going to be a career killer for multiple people.

[@tehSunBro]

@@csurampower It's a joke you probly only get if you know the movie he was referring to. Its a comedy movie that has like 3 funny jokes, and is only watchable because one of the dwarves is played by one of the best german comedians.

[@csurampower]

@@tehSunBro Dammit, I should have known it was sarcasm. I'm 50% German, so I only understood half of the joke.

[@evandavis5223]

@@tehSunBro I thought it was that "other" Snow White film, or maybe that one was Italian.

[@m4ndoz]

@@tehSunBrodamn I loved that movie as a kid

[@samuelevalente1245]

0:33 the eyebrows perfectly synchronized with the "ding" killed me ahaha

[@kingvega666]

🤣🤣🤣

[@LandoKarzuk]

How'd you even notice that? 🤣

[@legomta-munipalssubways2762]

Lol

[@teobaldolendario8880]

0:33 why the bell in the song was synced with your eyebrows? 😁

[@DragonFruitXVI]

"i hope half the country never knows peace" -The fairest of them all somehow

[@baronbarnes2803]

So they’re actually making this movie and instead of use midgets they use cgi instead of

[@acherontiaatropos6048]

I don't get how they can still use that line in the movie when the term "fairest" refers to skin color in the story and means whitest.

[@parklife27]

having a weird meltdown before your movie is a big no no

[@Averymindset]

Said no kids ever: wow i wanna be like her. I wanna curse half of the country and wish they come watch me.

[@ShmoofWB]

Weird, I'm knowing peace every day since the election. It's been like a non stop party!

[@forrestshearree8728]

Someone in chat wrote, “Snow Mixed” 🤣

[@RAXIIIIIIII]

I would call it snow piss. you know that yellow/brown color it gets when you piss on it.

[@HeeHeeHawHaw-ts8mt]

Facts, more like Snow Tanned 💀

[@charliekezza]

Snow coffee

[@Arcanidge]

Snow stain😂

[@dizzthenibbler4070]

Snow runny dog squirts

[@lostinpa-dadenduro7555]

I can’t wait to see Ryan Gosling star in the biopic of Barrack Obama.

[@1_underthesun]

You know the door doesn't swing that way.....

[@SnowmansLands]

🤣

[@raclark2730]

Can we get Terry Crews for the role of Big Mike.

[@rogerwalker3969]

Fun Fact, their first choice was Melissa McCarthy.

[@HullsColby]

I want to see Kevin Hart as his high school bully, and cgi him to be a few inch more smaller than Gosling

[@CozmicEditss]

Isnt Snow White named that because her skin was white as snow?

[@LordArrack1]

What's hilarious is that this story is about the Queen wanting to steal Snow Whites's beauty. Gal Gadot is infinitely hotter than this meme frog girl

[@SiccDeville]

Ribbet

[@joelcoll4034]

They're both pretty, I think it was like that in the original no? The queen was the second priettest and she wanted to be the number 1

[@keithanlabrey8638]

It's insane how she even got the part, you would think the 2 biggest criteria for an actress playing Snow White would be 1. Her skin is as white as snow 2. She's considered fair by most people. Meme frog girl is neither by a long shot 🤣 should have been rejected in the audition stage

[@riveteye93]

​@@joelcoll4034nah, she ain't, gal Gadot mogs her all day

[@roserise_]

??? No matter how beautiful the Queen is she will always be envious of other women. That's what the story about..

[@1shogunate696]

1:17 Funny Rachel Zegler in an interview said that Snow White basically is an independent woman that doesn’t need help from a prince, just for her to tell 12 male dwarves that she needs help lolz. Love it

[@selena3467]

Well duh Manlets aren't even real men

[@ReddFoxx1562]

12?

[@1shogunate696]

@@ReddFoxx1562 lmao my fault, I was watching videos of some of the jurors for the YSL Rico trial and the number 12 came to my head instead of 7

[@mathewthecrow]

So is prince charming removed from their parody? But kept the dwarves and also kept them all male. Why not atleast make them women if you’re not gonna cast real dwarves

[@ReddFoxx1562]

@@mathewthecrow prince charming is in the trailer; get new glasses or a better ax to grind

[@alexanderneville8117]

No wonder had they haven't released the new Shrek movie. Lord farquaad was to busy making this movie.

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

Lmao

[@kokuutou92]

True and real brother 💯

[@Sam-es2gf]

"Some of you may die of boredom, but that's a risk I'm willing to take"

[@bigfoot163]

😂😂CAN UNSEE THAT 😂😂😂

[@Arktierus]

too*

[@DrMontrays]

The script cannot be real "But the queen changed everything, Take him away! Your majesty" "I don't remember you being this... opiniated" "The fairest of them all" "The queen is evil, you must flee into the woods." Genuinely sounds like generating dialogue from ChatGPT

[@BerryBabaBear]

Zegler: "people need kindness" Ellen: "be kind" why do i feel some pattern here..

[@BluEclipse94]

On script: People need kindness Off script: If you didn't vote for what I did , may you never know peace.

[@ryanadams0922]

Implying what? Im genuanly curious.

[@masteroogway9988]

​@@ryanadams0922they are saying to be kind but they themselves are rude

[@Anonnymouss-nu6uv]

@@ryanadams0922 >he doesn’t know

[@Keromimi]

@@ryanadams0922 That the greatest tone policers are often the most sinister in behavior privately. I think my peak example isn't even the ones he listed, but instead Riot Lyte. You should check out his background sometime. Was the fellow who made "Toxicity" a popular term in the gaming space and made the Tribunal in League of Legends. Privately a serial abuser with numerous testimonies and eventually blinked out of existence from the public space despite being a rather large public presence for two years.

[@nick_the_padbreaker]

"Snow White" is not a Disney story! It's a German tale, written by the Brothers Grimm and published in 1812.

[@fandreastisch]

And the tale itself is probably even older. Some sources say the dwarves are an analogy for kids working in a mine.

[@Notyourusual]

This is interesting

[@SamM_Scot]

and it's also actually a dark European fairy tale like most other type of stories Disney basically co-opted as their own. The closest movie to original Brothers Grimm story is the cult classic 90s Snow White A Tale of Terror :-)

[@CórkaMokoszy]

And it's wonderful, like the rest of their stories. Dark, cruel, terrifying and yet full of hope, love. Perfect combinations of emotions not only for children but people of all ages. I'm surprised how few people return to the original.

[@xedusk]

Yes, but Disney still has copyright for their version of the character. It’s like how you can use Winnie the Pooh, but you can’t give him a little red shirt because that’s the Disney version. Them making this movie lets them keep the copyright for their version and it makes it harder for others to use the character because they’ve got to jump through hoops to make sure Disney can’t sue them.

[@LivingFire_BurningFlame]

Zegler made very clear she doesn't need my business, I'm more than happy to take her advice, and save my money.

[@GlennTheSadMarinersFan]

Like you would go see that movie no matter what it looked like. Be honest dude.

[@MaxCanonStunner]

​@@GlennTheSadMarinersFan Yeah, no.

[@Latviešu_Amēlija]

​@@GlennTheSadMarinersFan i might have🤷🏼‍♀️ just for something to do, and take kids to. But i dont condone anti-me propoganda messaging films

[@terastrasza7421]

@@GlennTheSadMarinersFan You'd have to pay me to watch this, and Id still likely walk out.

[@kimbryanjanubas]

@@GlennTheSadMarinersFan I don't event want to pirate this lmao, I gambled on Transformers one at the theater with my niece, but this? NO.

[@ElderGamerX]

Using this to hang on to a copyright has real "if I can't have it, nobody will" energy.

[@noapteapestrada7139]

I still don't understand why disney had snow white be played by one of cinderella's step-sisters

[@gl0wingice]

this is legit!

[@greenlightning6803]

Shots fired!

[@malonysaintpierre1599]

its not snow white, its snow brown

[@greenlightning6803]

@@malonysaintpierre1599 well then it’s not snow, it’s just dirt

[@YaHomieCobalt]

​@@greenlightning6803Dirt Brown

[@NeonXXP]

Lips red as a rose, hair black as ebony, and skin white as thawing snow in spring where its been walked in and is all muddy.

[@NickArcade]

Knees weak arms are heavy

[@molkereis8626]

​@@NickArcade Mom's spaghetti

[@joshmoxey.]

​@@NickArcade moms spaghetti ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Shiirow]

they should have just made her hair white and went "oops we confused a couple of the details."

[@Ferg_Fergerson]

@@NickArcade there’s vomit on his sweater already

[@cass7049]

CGI aside, WHY does Disney keep cashgrabbing diversifying original characters. This is a German fairy tale and this IS cultural appropriation. May as well just make Princess & the Frog white in an all new live-action remake. Just stop.

[@akeclipsee]

But it's fine in this case just because they said so.

[@supremecaffeine2633]

... Princess and the Frog is a German fairy tale... Sure, the animated move did the race swap right, but that doesn't mean white people can't appear in their own stories anymore.

[@Ziggy_Moonglow]

One of the parts of demoralization of a country is taking away culture. All part of 'the communist plan' and "fundamentally transforming the United States of America".

[@wej0w]

To push it on kids and npcs that cant critically think, they will therefore be subliminally subjected to all modern proggresive ideas hinted into modern entertainment. If you start early you can deny the developement of critical thinking.

[@resurgingflame]

​@@wej0wyeah seems like the usual normal history that has happened before. So there's no difference🤷🏾‍♂️

[@henryhoneyman1535]

Thanks for giving this video the title it has. It totally got my attention.

[@SDMF69]

When the Queen is way hotter than Snow White ya gonna have problems

[@chaosmastermind]

I mean even in the original story she was for a little while.. lol

[@AboveHim]

The Queen has always been hotter than Snow White even in OG. She always oozes "step on me, mommy" vibe. Kinda like Lady Dimitrescu in RE Village

[@chaosmastermind]

@@AboveHim Preach

[@charliework1049]

@@AboveHim This is true. Being a boy in the 90s, she was up there with Jessica Rabbit, my real first crush

[@goldenboy9748]

“What are we, some kind of seven dwarfs?”

[@LEGO_IndianaJones69420_]

"So what are we, some kind of little people?"

[@NorseGraphic]

Gnomes, their leader is G-Nome.

[@uberneanderthal]

ayo hol up

[@williamw7685]

"This is Grumpy. His pick axe traps the souls of its victims."

[@KingofAwesomness14]

@@NorseGraphic that G-Nome is kinda fire though, ngl.

[@Aaron__Parker]

Lead doesn't fit the description of character, Lead disrespects the movie that started it all, Lead tells everyone the remake is going to be nothing like the original, Instead of hiring people with dwarfism to play the dwarves they got (race)diversity hires, Replaces those diversity hires with nightmare fuel CGI after backlash, Its almost been a full decade of "disney remakes," The movie isn't being received well? Weird, weird.

[@naomeencheosaco8595]

Watch this piece of shit sell anyways and they continue doing this shit

[@WhyTrashEarth]

The modern audience just can't handle a woman who SLAYYYYS 💅 Weird, weird. 😂

[@prathamtripathi0224]

Disney announced their new casting for it's next film it would be none other than Mark Henry as Tiana.

[@StetsonWade]

Watching what disney is becoming is like like watching your little brother who had good parents and a stable life get addicted to meth

[@semi6544]

To be fair Disney couldn't compare to Nickelodeon when I was a kid. The movies were the only point of greatness for Disney. Now they have lost even that.

[@danieldorn2927]

And gamble himself into debt until the eventual imprisonment RIP bossmanjack

[@1mmarker]

Ouch. That hit little too close to home for me.

[@internetzenmaster8952]

I really, really hate how accurate this feels. I've never had that horrible experience myself, but the description feels very on point.

[@Jayrah7]

​@semi6544 Disney made some really good cartoons in the late 80s, early 90s. Really impressive animation and great voice actors. DuckTales was top notch.

[@Cie_Kite]

Ah, yes: Snow not-so-White and the Seven Modok

[@Viral.Mediaa.Hub1]

bruh im dead😭😭😭

[@rep.dancrenshawtx-2688]

There is no need to throw around that kind of racial rhetoric.

[@artemisthehunter8360]

It’s not racial rhetoric. Snow white is described as having “skin as white as snow”

[@1UpEXP]

​@@rep.dancrenshawtx-2688Yes there is a need when there's a character who's literal description is being fair and having skin as white as snow (literally hence the name "Snow White")

[@DBT1007]

And the "queen" have that one african dude as her staff worker 😂. Even tho this story should be purely germanic story. All white. Or at least light brown. Edit: 0:23

[@RGC_animation]

Audience don't hate strong female character, they hate badly written character 😂

[@ugn154]

Hence the difference between the old and new Lara Croft, but they'll never understand, they refuse to understand because what they want is something else entirely.

[@AstrumDeus]

NOWAY 😮

[@Lurker_Z]

I stopped giving a f- about semantics since the 2020s. Has strong female character, will boycott. Call me what you will, nobody cares.

[@xChimkin]

my issue is race swapping established characters, it's so so stupid

[@vladimirofsvalbard9477]

And they hate actresses with attitude problems.

[@Nerefnela]

0:34 the zoom on ur face LMFAO, I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣

[@ryman1933]

its apparently offensive to hire real small people, but not offensive to portray them as CGI big eared, big nose, small people.

[@Simon-hb9rf]

its Disney, somehow its never offensive for a company started by a nazi sympathiser to draw characters as antisemitically as possible. hey at least they arent the villains in this one i suppose. (they may have remade "the three little pigs" to avoid the obvious anti-semitism of it but they have never really moved away from the core design that it invoked) modern disney thinks its much better to create CGI monsters than to acknowledge the existence of people that are different in a way that doesn't neatly fit into their "diversity" quota. now, just as then, Disney is more concerned with not having the label of a bunch of racist nazi's, but never actually bothered to change the ideology.

[@SethPortland]

But they're not even human. Did you hear them say "it's a human" when seeing Snow White for the first time? Implying that they aren't.

[@malkuusha]

“To portray them” - to portray who? A fictional race of gnomes/dwarfs?

[@kona8832]

@@SethPortland Your right, we can't cast anybody as orcs or elves anymore, we should just cgi them in.

[@boanoah6362]

It's wrong to hire people with dwarfism, so instead we made CGI caricatures that make them look like deformed monsters, it's brilliant!

[@noway-sk3yr]

The thing about Peter Dinklage saying Hollywood shouldn't cast people with dwarfism for roles in their movies is kind of ironic, seeing as though he made his career off of being hired for dwarfism acting in movies

[@Erik-zd3no]

Yes he is just a hypocrite

[@umungus518]

Its called pulling the ladder up after you. He's actually hurting other little people actors by preventing them from getting work. How progressive of him

[@Erik-zd3no]

@@umungus518 He does? Hollywood actors keeping the stereotype well and alive

[@CharlieDexter99]

Call me an elf…one more time

[@basskitten808.]

​@@umungus518 it's like he wants to be the only one 🤔

[@n.v.9000]

@0:54 not realistic, no way Rachel Zegler would sleep in a poor man's bed

[@notKevinFeige]

Don't worry, in this one she'll tell them to clean the house instead of doing it like in the original

[@albori732]

There is no way that snow white is fairer than that evil queen baddie

[@enderstone8415]

"Skin as white as snow"

[@spelcheak]

Brown as cinnamon

[@wawapiko]

Urban snow

[@saucecollector]

Modern snow

[@changer_of_ways_999]

Tan as diarrhea.

[@johnboylan3832]

Snow a dog has shat in.

[@Id1aShroud1]

The fact that Actor playing Snow White isn’t even that pretty… meanwhile the evil queen looks stunningly beautiful

[@nemesisnick66]

Or white

[@nick_the_padbreaker]

Yep, and Gal Gadot has four daughters and will turn 40 next year. Rachel is 24...

[@TopcatsLair]

The mirror is trolling the queen

[@viktoriyaserebryakov2755]

She's not pretty at all.

[@ajayghosh4532]

Maybe they should have swapped the roles. Would kinda make sense for Gal Gadot to play Snow white and Zegler to play the evil queen.

[@sdjslkdjlsskldjslkdjsl8262]

When the queen said "I don't remember you being such an empowered girlboss" I literally got goosebumps

[@Mereologist]

My favourite part was when Snow White said, "ITS SNOWIN TIME!", and then snowed all over the audience. Truly a moment of all cinema.

[@Ozzy622]

​@@MereologistHOW IS THE MORBIUS JOKE STILL ALIVE!? LET IT DIE!

[@starrynight8709]

And then the movie sold 1 snowillion ticket. Truly one of movie of all time

[@005_warismaqbool8]

Now way the Evil Queen would be jealous of snow white's beauty in this movie.

[@AerysTMD]

Snow Yikes & the Seven Nightmare Fuel

[@The_Penguin_8964]

Snow Weird and the seven CGI Gnomes😂😂😂

[@anman1]

Snow Brown as some say

[@m33p0]

No White and the Seven Diversity Hires.

[@SkySovereignn]

lmao perfect title 💯

[@DaShikuXI]

This right here, is real genuine cultural appropriation.

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

Well, that’s after the Ebony Vikings, Ebony Persians, Ebony samurais, Ebony Greeks, Ebony English Kings and queens, ebony Cleopatra, and ebony isaac newton. Other than those yes this is next. By the way, those are all real shows and video games that I named.

[@yurigagarine6998]

​@@The_Primary_AxiomAnd I've got to experience none of those so far since I don't consume english-speaking mass media.

[@cuteface88]

@yurigagarine6998 Ok.

[@schalitz1]

As someone who's 99.3 European I'm pretty sick of our cultures being appropriated. How about if you aren't European (By DNA) you can't use anything we invented?

[@patrickomeagher9868]

Disney either doesn't know or doesn't care about the history of the story. Snow White is a lot older than a film from the 30s or even a children's book from the 19th century. Jakob and Wilhelm Grimm didn't write it, they recorded it. They were historians and folklorists. They went around to town story tellers in their native Hesse and wrote down as many folk tales and oral traditions as they could in an attempt to preserve their history and culture as Napoleon was making his way across Europe. I was an exchange student in Kassel, the town they did the bulk of their work in.

[@keiichimorisato98]

My mother did the trail walk when she was in the area.

[@randombozo2964]

Dudeee I’ve grown up watching these stories as a kid 😭😭 I used to love snow white so much now Disney ruined it

[@WokeYoutubecrewismentallyill]

The woke mind virus destroys everything

[@lorgin2003]

You gotta admit, it's pretty damn impressive that they took a story about the evil of the queen's narcissism and turned it into... a monument to their own narcissism.

[@HamsammichesTv]

Brown snow and the 7 abominations

[@timslack7568]

Dopey looks alright, hes not gonna add to the nightmares

[@uberneanderthal]

Dirt Beige and the 7 People of Diverse Height

[@mozzarellamaniac6300]

Piss yellow snow and the seven garden gnomes

[@PrincessBunhead]

@@timslack7568 Dopey looks like he's trying hard NOT to be Alfred E. Newman from MAD Magazine.

[@user-ww3oh3ox6l]

Brown town and the 7 cgi midgets wearing green mesh because we couldnt just put them in it looking like they do.

[@harryemerson9401]

The first thing this remake got wrong was casting a decidedly less attractive Snow White than who was cast to play the evil queen. Mirror mirror on the wall, the center piece of this story, is no longer relevant in this remake. It’s Gal Gadot. Hands down.

[@mariasol1545]

tbh I feel like people are too mean sometimes to Rachel, like hey im not a fan either but I dont like so much hate grew just from one interview

[@MrToLIL]

@@mariasol1545 she did it to herself, she literally said she wished half the country would "see no peace"...she's insane

[@Yoroiful]

@@mariasol1545 I think so too sometimes but then I remember what she actually said and I feel better.

[@AgagaSnsns]

​@@mariasol1545Recognizing she's not attractive is not necessarily being mean. If the titular character of a story has to be extremely white, and they pick a South American, has to be exceptionally beautiful, and they pick someone who is "a type" (and I'm being generous), they brought that on themselves.

[@Jellybean-y2i]

@@mariasol1545you wouldn’t be talking like this if you knew her character

[@StoneColdBeard]

“I really don’t remember you being that, opinionated.” Was supposed to be a tongue in cheek reference to the original Snow White being a damsel in distress and this one not being one.

[@chodak3709]

Everyone got that. It's still not funny.

[@RAIIZEUK]

I think Lord Farquaad would be really moved that someone is continuing on his hairstyle tradition & bringing attention to his name again, it's just so wholesome...

[@HeeHeeHawHaw-ts8mt]

“Some of you may get bullied, but its a sacrifice I’m willing to take”

[@ledfootfam99]

Snow white not actually being white (skin as white as snow), out of all the characters you could race swap, this is where we draw the line, it's beyond stupid. We're sick of race and identity politics.

[@ErrantPiece]

Yep, and insert random black guy into le medieval europe fairy tale. Who could have guessed?

[@pdpgb]

I drew the line at Ariel. Never watching another "modern" Disney movie or show again. Unless there's some big cultural shift where they're literally on their knees apologizing.

[@EM1wraith]

@@pdpgb Thank you! Am I the only one to point out that mermaids can't be black? People develop (or evolve to have) dark skin, a result of brown pigment in the skin, in order to protect against the harmful rays of the sun. Mermaids live UNDER THE SEA! Not much sun exposure down there.

[@yueshijoorya601]

Even back in 2011, when Heimdall, the whitest of the Aesir, became Mr. Dreadlocks with a british accent, I was already rolling my eyes. People of colour are always screaming for acceptance, but what they really mean by that is, they want to invade european culture. Should've left them out of modernity.

[@NMArschkeks]

Snow White is a traditional German folk story and thus public domain, all the well known elements about it like the seven dwarfs, poisoned apple, magic mirror, evil queen, Snow White herself etc. cannot be copyrighted. The only thing that belongs to Disney is the songs.

[@Alicefan778]

So is Alice in Wonderland but at least that live action movie was better than whatever this is

[@Jashinthegiant]

@@Alicefan778 So is Pinocchio, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Robin Hood, Winnieh the Pooh (just turned public domain fairly recent), Arielle, Beauty and the Beast, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Tarzan, The Princess and the Frog, Tangled and probably many more that I'm not sure about.

[@jstates1]

I call this version "Snow Brown."

[@wack-a-n00b81]

Disney named the dwarfs and made it a love story with a happy ending. Also the animals are a Disney creation. They removed most of the love story, moving it closer to the original. Oddly.

[@AarcWolf]

@@jstates1 you mean Brown Snow

[@RodSerling.]

Mutilated CGI dwarves are more dehumanizing than actual dwarf actors portraying dwarf

[@elcrackluisillo4280]

The first snow white that's is most toxic than the poisoned Apple 😭😭

[@theenderdestruction2362]

At least the poisoned apple put you to sleep. This'll out ya sleep and give ya nightmares

[@alex_vee]

She bite the apple and the apple died

[@ad1kher0gaming71]

SnowBrown and the 7 CGIdgets

[@rykehuss3435]

Ryan Gosling IS... Black Panther. Coming to theaters this summer. Imagine the outcry

[@mariasol1545]

tbh I feel like people are too mean sometimes to Zegler, like im not a fan either.. but I dont like that she got so much hate just from one interview

[@dioniscaraus6124]

​@@mariasol1545People treat her like she treats them.

[@jazzabighits4473]

@@mariasol1545 Idk her personally, but I just think it's bad actor choice to put an uglier person as the person who is meant to be the most beautiful in all the land. It doesn't matter about race, necessarily. Nobody wants to root for Lord Farquaad and the 7 garbage pail kids.

[@wontonschannel]

@@mariasol1545 that's because you, as a woman (judging by your username) are statistically about 3.5x more likely to sympathize with another woman rather than a man. if rachel was a man, you'd likely share the frustration other people have

[@kingtutancamon3775]

That Mirror urgently needs some polishing.

[@sumysim3245]

“Oppressed Woman: The Movie.” - I swear if they have a whole new song about how the Evil Queen isn’t evil or Snow White feels oppressed by men’s standards. I just want a movie with zero cares for public politics.

[@جنجنزوز]

At this point it's not even just movies, almost every piece of entertainment media is expected to tackle some issues or represent multiple groups of people in order to be "acceptable" , it doesn't matter how much of the world is fantasy and how much is realistic , you could have a show about talking unicorns in candy land in the sky or something for babies yet still have MULTIPLE episodes discussing public politics issues , it's just getting ridiculous at this point

[@August100due]

The only way this could make sense is if it's an agenda, wich is obviously is. Racewashing, stomping on male and female values. The controllers of this world wants us weak and lost.

[@robster7787]

“Peter Dinklage is single handedly responsible for being the reason why no actual dwarves were casted for this film” according to one of my friends that actually has dwarfism.

[@Zenocius]

What a hypocrite, the dwarf role of Tyrion Lannister made him

[@rickbotic6063]

@@Zenocius but the dwarves in snow white are a race. They aren't humans with dwarfism. it would be woke if they used human dwarves for the actors. They mine, collect jewels and created a magical enchanted coffin that preserved Snow when she died.

[@jakescartoons6045]

@@rickbotic6063 Well that's stupid. You know real humans have played other species/races in other movies, right? Just look at Star Wars. Almost every alien character is a human actor in a highly detailed costume. Heck, even the robots were played by humans! And I'm not just talking about C3PO. Even R2D2 was played by a human!

[@adb888]

@@jakescartoons6045 ...and then Willow enters the room.

[@Raptchur]

I'm sure the turbo lesbians that disney hired to make all the decisions had some part in it too.

[@Daub0fresh]

"The queen is evil, you must flee into the woods.." WTF IS UP WITH THAT DELIVERY??!! Shit sounds like a robot was forced to say it 🤣

[@zym6687]

Its probably a frankenquote and there's other dialogue inbetween.

[@iandavidvillaloboswong5180]

Said by the most ethnically german man on the planet.

[@danieldorn2927]

hey that robot identifies as human you bigot, give him a brake

[@Daub0fresh]

@zym6687 It sounded like it was cut up, so that makes more sense. Guess the intern was hired for looks instead of proficiency in editing software.

[@Itsdasummer32]

@@danieldorn2927😂😂😂😂

[@Winchestersammy11]

0:33 The way his eyebrows flinched in sync with the toll of the bell LMAO

[@hgriff14]

1:03 i dont blame them id run away from that thing too

[@yushion5804]

Code brown! Code brown!

[@ZerkerForever]

if asmongold didn't do this, I believe I wont see this trailer

[@elrenegat61]

😂

[@ChucklingAway]

@@ZerkerForeveryou suck at osrs

[@xrarelightx]

As a girl who loves Disney (rather what it used be) I am not going to see this in theaters or on Disney+. LOL They turned Snow White into a girl boss who don't need no man. That's the new plot because the concept of true love is evil now. At D23 they previewed the Whistle While You Work scene (you know one of the iconic songs) and in that scene she makes the dwarves clean their own house because how dare she return their favor by taking care of their house for a few days. Btw instead of being named for her features, like in canon, she is named Snow White in this movie because she survived a snowstorm as a baby? idk That part I hope is a rumor because it's dumb af. Then there's the casting issue with the dwarves. All this is why the trailer has a high dislike ratio and I agree with it. The whole movie idea is so stupid. I love classic fairytales with good vs evil and romance. It sucks that most media thinks that idea is old fashioned and bad? or whatever I don't know. I would love to see my favorite classics as they are with modern technology but we can't have nice things anymore.

[@outdatedjoke9706]

don't worry, you'll have nice things again in several years. The paradigm is slowly starting to shift. Unless Donald Trump does something horribly wrong and alienates his electorate into wokeness, I'd bet there'll be proper remakes carefully popping out in like 4-5 years from now. I have a feeling

[@abhiwagh2312]

​@@outdatedjoke9706nah it would take time for that to happen. Producers and other industrialist still keep giving money to woke and liberal stuff. Even medical industries , fashion and Hollywood. They are filled with these Bozos. I guess if anyone can bring some change it has to be Elon .usk considering his wealth and power, along with Trump. But most people on left don't like Trump. Elon still has a huge fan base on both the sides.

[@abhiwagh2312]

They don't intend to make classic tales. These movies are made to brainwash people into modern feminist ideologies. The problem is people are more aware and knowledgeable of the source material, but young ones are not. They don't read or understand these classic novels and stories. These movies are made for setting up a political narrative not entertainment. They don't care about how much these movies earn until their companies start taking massive losses and go bankrupt. Disney has a lot of money right now. They are just burning it by giving all brainless woke losers a platform to show their non existent talent.

[@HeeHeeHawHaw-ts8mt]

@@outdatedjoke9706In other words… nature is healing?

[@charliekezza]

The old movie was a classic actually based on the Grimm's story. Don't reinvente the wheel Disney

[@HungPham-cf5np]

-"Mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?" -"It's definitely you my queen" -"Oh shit fr?"

[@jdlizzard62]

Bro look so traumatized during the trailer😂

[@noblewolf8232]

Snow White with Farquaad's hair.

[@bendercito]

😂

[@Curlorly06]

1:37 What’s this Rachel? I thought it wasn’t supposed to be a story of true love?

[@feerieslittleworld7855]

"this isn't 1984, she's gonna be a strong Independent woman" HYPOCRISIE AT IT'S FINEST

[@rustyshackleford9017]

Zegler said it best, the original that started Disney as we know it was, "weird, weird, weird." She shouldn't be surprised when the half of the audience she alienated doesn't show up

[@TheRadWarrior]

0:25 THE PEOPLE *need some* _kindness_

[@TheChayxxx]

Also dont forget, Peter Dinklage, short person who played a short person in GoT attacked the idea of short people playing short people as “problematic”

[@BlastFromThePastTheGoodOldDays]

he also played trumpkin a red dwarf in Narnia.

[@apokalypthoapokalypsys9573]

The original copyright of Snow White is in public domain, Disney only has copyright over their own version of SW.

[@krowerQ]

Thought that was in 2032 no?

[@IceFire1800]

@@krowerQ the story that disney's movie is based on is an old folklore story.

[@MODDEDbyBACTERlA]

"It doesn't matter if everyone hates it, that doesn't make it bad." -The Woke

[@RClipsGaming101]

The IRONY is that the original Disney story kind of completely flies in the face of this new story given it's mostly a humble story with a pos queen trying to kill someone because of perceived threat.

[@wickian9571]

Isn't Snow White supposed to have a complexion that's as white as snow and ruby red lips? I guess they could use the original character depiction from the fairy tale, but she was blonde...

[@AriBowo-qi5qg]

No no no it doesn't make it bad, it PROVE that it's BAD

[@eleuuuuu]

"Just because people say it's good/empowering/beneficial, doesn't mean that it actually is." -People living life like it is

[@WioWio-sf5pc]

muricans cry over capitalism/free spech/consumerism.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryxan6968]

Disney can do what ever they want Snow White is Public Domain after all it is a medival story written down by the brothers Grim between 1807 and 1815

[@SavantPete]

As an employee at the Copyright office of Wendy's. We will be taking legal actions against Disney 😡

[@freybrann]

The PR team for Little Debbie's will be quick to follow.

[@Caesar2001]

Notice how the prince is almost not existent in the trailer they gave him 1 frame 😂

[@FuckTheWoke99]

@@Caesar2001 there is probably not even going to be a prince since today’s society are sensitive woke little 💩

[@alexisea8874]

racism and misandry Disney in a nutshell

[@nurusds3]

There's a prince?

[@FuckTheWoke99]

@ probably a trans prince with the woke Disney

[@AboveHim]

"Trailer"

[@Lissbirds]

1:30 What in the 2010 Alice in Wonderland nonsense is this? Snow White leading an army?

[@ryanmisale]

Oh yeah, the Snow White actress went on a huge rant talking about how it’s not the 1930s anymore and how she won’t need a prince to save her. I think we know what to expect from this. 😂

[@FrankDux_Tanaka]

At least that Alice in Wonderland movie was way better and more entertaining than this absolute trashcan of a crap remake. This looks horrible and just pure cringe.

[@KitNipper-of9ih]

@@ryanmisale she’s a warlord now 😂

[@Aviation_geeks2000]

I hate how disney does this

[@zukazealanee]

Weird they chose one of the most attractive women in Hollywood to play the role of the queen that's supposed to be jealous of Snow White's "beauty."

[@thefallen2220]

The real beauty is the friends we made along the way ah movie

[@MDE_never_dies]

>Attractive 🤢

[@kaolinxin8775]

0:40 “the queen is evil, you must flee to the woods” Bro the greater evil is literally right infront of you, you’re the one that needs to flee

[@Latviešu_Amēlija]

Whats an african dude doing in the german forests of 1452😂

[@donutbevil9669]

LMAO!

[@Mereologist]

Rachel Zegler: "I hope all of you never know peace!" (actual quote) Also Zegler: "The people needs a little kindness!"

[@oczhaal]

Exactly! She's despicable.

[@griver007able]

I want the Queen to win.