Japan does this thing on pachinko parlors. On the parlor you play for tokens, not money. Then on the next corner on the street there's this total unrelated ( cough cough) company that trades the tokens for prizes. No gambling allowed on Japan btw
@cjyoung56357 ай бұрын
Slot gambling is banned but pretty sure cards, dice, mahjong and sports betting aren't.
@Cosinegl7 ай бұрын
It was the same in Russia for some time. People gambled not for money but for plushies and other toys. And coincidentally, in the same building, there was always another company willing to buy those toys for real money. But that loophole was quickly closed.
@_Vengeance_7 ай бұрын
Fun fact: that's also exactly why the gen 1 Pokemon games did the same thing with the game corner and the building where you swap your coins for prizes, that was done to emulate real-life.
@6355747 ай бұрын
@@_Vengeance_ wtf I didnt know that existed
@ArolzStreams4 ай бұрын
That’s all run by the yakuza
@ignskeletons7 ай бұрын
If your bank looks like a casino, it's probably not a bank.
@fabienherry66907 ай бұрын
I think it might have liked to roleplay as a bank but when they realised they weren't so they decided to go casino after all if they lose all their money they don't need to give them back their money xD
@Real_MisterSir7 ай бұрын
If it looks like a casino yet tells you you're not gambling with your money, that means THEY are the ones gambling with your money.
@stanleylutzow31327 ай бұрын
more like a banker
@DaniloBeirne7 ай бұрын
The banks are the ones that gamble our money.
@RoCkShaDoWWaLkEr7 ай бұрын
Fractional Reserve Banking made banks literally into casinos though.....
@randyravis84137 ай бұрын
Grandpa used to say, “if you can’t hold it you don’t own it”. Gotta get into that Great Depression mindset.
@soulreaper551237 ай бұрын
He must love NFTs 😂
@Alex_the_Dad7 ай бұрын
Then explain my brick of enriched uranium
@mmrchive7 ай бұрын
@@Alex_the_Dadyou can still hold it. It just doesn't mean you should
@KCFoolStrike7 ай бұрын
I can hold 72 radishes, I'm the richest man in the world
@Cosinegl7 ай бұрын
@@mmrchive If he held it before, he probably can't hold it now.
@Tacosoncrack7 ай бұрын
"Play the no-lose lottery" should have been enough of red flag. It's just the stupid filter at this point.
@galeru7 ай бұрын
One thing that a lot of ppl don't know about is that they stole the idea from a decentralized protocol called Pooltogether. It's been live for almost 5 years. It works because it's transparent. You try to do this without transparency, you get this fiasco.
@Mega_Maybit7 ай бұрын
Personally, one of my friends got me into yatto 4 years ago. I had no idea it was a youtube thing. It promised us that we would win money every week through a lottery system. Plus, with the lottery system, they promised us that we COULD win a million, and that we COULD win more than 4% APY. We usually did get more than 4%, so that was cool, and yotta worked for those first 4 years until this random crap happened. Had to be when I actually needed to tap into my savings too. Thank god I never set up auto invest. To call those who invested in yatto stupid is a little harsh though. My friend is super intelligent, so I trusted, him and he trusted yatto. Ultimately, we were just busy college students looking to invest our little money into something. Also overtime yatto changed a lot. It worked pretty well 4 years ago
@Izelor7 ай бұрын
Gambling is the tax paid by idiots.
@matthewdancz91527 ай бұрын
Naive is a better term than "Stupid" is. Human beings are the smartest animals on Earth, calling anyone stupid is an insult to our species.
@MichaelSegler7 ай бұрын
imagine having "lose" and "lottery" in the very first sentence on the landing page. "Yeah, lets put our savings into that bank!"
@saikimayu7 ай бұрын
I love that Asmon's mental model of the world is directly mapped to WoW. It works so much better than it should lmao
@annoyingtiger888x215 сағат бұрын
That's honestly my favorite thing haha I love when he explains things using game terms
@Blandco7 ай бұрын
Sure I'll buy a t-shirt from a KZbinr... Do my banking based on the recommendations of a KZbinr? Probably not.
@joshua411757 ай бұрын
I'll buy a backpack but I'm definitely not trusting a bro.
@Jeez0017 ай бұрын
Graham had lot of loyal followers ..
@michaelrudolph70037 ай бұрын
I watched Graham's original video (I actually think he talked about the concept a couple of times) and it seemed like a cool way to get people into saving. The only problem here was that concept didn't make the bank money, and that they bailed on it without really explaining that to anyone and turned it into a casino instead where the locked up your money. The failure here wasn't even that the original concept was bad. Nothing about that caused the problem. The problem was that the owners did a 180 on their stated morality and then kept people's money against their will and won't return it.
@piotrswat1697 ай бұрын
@@Jeez001 All these people who lost that money don't even seem bothered by any of it.Another good reason to cross the boarder.
@RandomNon-interestingguy7 ай бұрын
@@joshua41175wow, deep lore 🤣
@WhiteFang1037 ай бұрын
South Park: "Aaaand it's gone" intensifies 🤣
@Ritters036 ай бұрын
Lmfao great episode
@Valakor7 ай бұрын
It's like that one preacher who said "Jesus hasn't returned because you haven't donated enough." Or something like that
@Isingyoudie0737 ай бұрын
That’s Jesse Duplantis. He baptized me at a motorcycle rally in some dirty ass lake. Also his buddy Kenneth Copeland was there and he baptized me again in that same dirty ass lake. 2nd time’s a charm.
@vuton76707 ай бұрын
or voting for Biden thinking it will reduce gas/food prices lol
@Suzuki_Hiakura7 ай бұрын
he would also fly private jets over first class, because he wouldn't sully himself riding with the peasants... forget what the mega church person said specifically, but that is close enough lmao.
@BasicMaffs7 ай бұрын
@@Isingyoudie073You’re probably cursed now huh?
@Isingyoudie0737 ай бұрын
@@Suzuki_Hiakura “tube full of demons” that was good old Kenneth Copeland the guy who looks like the villain from _The Mask_
@MurrayLime7 ай бұрын
the "no lose" is for the "bank"
@jamesholland80577 ай бұрын
Just like casinos.
@ZucchiniCzar7 ай бұрын
Beat me to it. 🤣
@V4Now7 ай бұрын
The house always wins.
@Real_MisterSir7 ай бұрын
the -bank- house
@talkingtakotaco86117 ай бұрын
Not even a bank.
@ChippiesBR7 ай бұрын
In Australia theres laws around youtubers promoting financial products. And these problems went away. Funny how that works.
@valornetwork5087 ай бұрын
Every time I hear about Australia regulation I get a glimmer of Hope in government yall are in the future in consumer protections
@SkellyHertz7 ай бұрын
Except for video games, they are super restrictive there.
@HashbeanSC27 ай бұрын
Those who give up freedom for safety deserve neither
@medekhgui7 ай бұрын
@@valornetwork508 We are DEFINITELY not perfect. It's a little overbearing for sure, and censorship here can be wild at times, especially in the games industry. But compared to America... we're doing OK.
@yong96137 ай бұрын
@@HashbeanSC2The citizens of a certain island are paying alright
@DruuzilTechGames7 ай бұрын
It's not gambling, it's "fun money losing mechanics".
@Barrythebarnabas7 ай бұрын
THIS
@rainbowsnek7 ай бұрын
lmao im stealing this one for next time my friend judges me for buying skins on my favourite game
@whytho16907 ай бұрын
Unironically too accurate.
@clive73947 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@miguelito23617 ай бұрын
lifetime online blackjack subscription
@benjaminmatheny66837 ай бұрын
The issue seems to be that Synapse was skimming money off the top. i.e. Yotta deposits 50k from a customer, but Synapse only deposits 40k in Evolve. Keeping 10k for themselves. Banks pay into FDIC insurance based on the amount of money they have in deposits, so if FDIC is expected to cover this then they will need to raise the rates as essentially they are being asked to cover money that never actually got deposited in the bank itself. It's worth noting that as Synapse collapses and files for Chapter 7 bankruptcy the CEO is sending statements from a Resort on Santorini and their Legal counsel from Rome, Italy. Neither apparently could both to be in the country to oversee the closure of their business.
@ToadstedCroaks7 ай бұрын
I"m sure their lawyers advised them to avoid extradition.
@nendymion7 ай бұрын
But why would the FDIC even get involved? The bank didn't fail nor did they lose the customers money. They still have it all. Everything that's happening is because the middle man got disconnected from the bank and it's the middleman who has the ledger that lists who gets what.
@fabienherry66907 ай бұрын
Yeah it look like the middle man was the orginal scammer and yotta went into crisis management in the WORST possible way : if people loose all their money in gambling their the problem go away xD
@ualdayan7 ай бұрын
@@fabienherry6690 Yotta's gambling wasn't for the amount you deposited, it was just on interest. Eg 'spin the wheel, do you get 1% interest this week or 10% interest' - with the average person's interest over the long term coming out to the same as any regular deposit account. The difference being it was "fun" to spin the wheel and that was in theory suppose to lead to more people wanting to save their money instead of spend it all.
@fabienherry66907 ай бұрын
@@ualdayan Yeah but they transitioned from this to pure gambling ^^
@phantonn56707 ай бұрын
"my savings are my safety net" . puts them in a bank made by an youtuber. mate your safety net had holes in it from the very beginning
@trynnicus7 ай бұрын
don't nets normally have holes?
@warrenpeace21117 ай бұрын
A net is just a bunch of holes tied together with string
@bzs1877 ай бұрын
You would expect more common sense from people who has 10.000+ in there. Like, one of a dozens of bank in your city is not good for you?
@karenamyx22057 ай бұрын
@@trynnicus Thats why safety nets are a scam. What you need is a safety... sheet. Yeah. But real sturdy, so its extra safe. So like maybe a sheet of concrete. Now thats safe to fall on!
@samoverbeek47787 ай бұрын
@@warrenpeace2111 I read this in Theo Von's voice
@Nolen_Sorento7 ай бұрын
A fool is parted with their money every minute.
@jamesholland80577 ай бұрын
You are correct sir.
@siliconhawk7 ай бұрын
well at least it's not in the hand of the fool anymore i guess. if he has or has not makes little to no difference to be fair
@TheAzrai7 ай бұрын
That's based on olde timey numbers. Now it's every nanosecond.
@Farmergreg40827 ай бұрын
@@TheAzraimore like 100 every nanosecond ever since crypto became a thing
@karenamyx22057 ай бұрын
Well, in order for someone to make money, someone else out there has to be parting with that money, right?
@iambryguy47 ай бұрын
Graham Stephan, and Andrei Jikh should really have to face consequences for this. They should know better, and they both pushed FTX HARD. They don't give an eff
@Cheesecake99YearsAgo7 ай бұрын
Does that work in extreme capitalism? 😂
@enmanuel19507 ай бұрын
There's two things that always ring true when it comes to investing money. a) If it sounds too good to be true it's probably not true. b) Never invest in a business you don't truly understand. You'd think that with all the frauds we've seen ever since the crypto boom, people would've learned this lesson and be more cautious especially when it comes to fintech, but sadly not. Ideally finance KZbinrs would dedicate their efforts to educate their audience on relevant financial concepts and let them make informed decisions on their own. Instead they shill products and services and their audiences blindly put their faith on them with no research or understanding of what they're investing on.
@themangastand84757 ай бұрын
Not the same people. Every year there is a whole new batch of 18 year olds or new nieve 20 year olds to scam. Or a new boomer disocervs the Internet for the first time. These are different people@@enmanuel1950
@Jimothy-7237 ай бұрын
@@Cheesecake99YearsAgoyou dont know what the word "capital," even means.
@IRdatank7 ай бұрын
FDIC insurance is more of an insurance for the bank. The banks pay the insurance premium. Clients sit with the knowledge that the vast majority of all held funds are insured at the federal level which means they won't jump and run to the bank at the first sign of trouble which means the bank will be able to adjust to sudden business issues. The bank will have time to sell off the various treasuries and bonds in order to cover whatever costs or withdrawals.
@Agent_Chieftain7 ай бұрын
Jason isn't a streamer. He only needs a webcam to participate in remote meetings that take maybe 30 minutes. And people who are good with money don't pay for extra quality they don't need.
@joshuawoolridge83786 ай бұрын
Ya it seems asmondgold thinks everyone wants to be a youtuber/streamer
@stevenB2167 ай бұрын
[3:57] The money's gone. that's where it is. Just like the south park economy episode.
@lavon93057 ай бұрын
If i lost 30 thousand dollars in anything id be in the News for the next MS
@OntarioGuy4307 ай бұрын
MS could be so many things - but I imagine it involves mass - 30k is a massive amount - I can picture you mean retaliation like in Beekeeper
@GhostofJamesMadison7 ай бұрын
@@OntarioGuy430same
@qwerty1123117 ай бұрын
How would you afford the materials for such a venture
@deleted017 ай бұрын
@@OntarioGuy430 A Massive Shout-out lol
@doorknocker89207 ай бұрын
MS Microsoft?
@sleelofwpg6887 ай бұрын
Another thing about *depositors* being insured. The *users* aren't depositors with the second bank. Yotta is. They are depositors of yotta. Dunno if that distinction is covered in the regs.
@casuallyfilthy7 ай бұрын
Welcome back Asmonbald. We missed the melodious sound of your voice.
@SpocksBro7 ай бұрын
Our boi is back in his mouldy natural habitat.
@Cooowop7 ай бұрын
Baldmangold such an inspiration
@jamesholland80577 ай бұрын
Melodious and maloderous.
@casuallyfilthy7 ай бұрын
@@jamesholland8057 ooooh that’s a good word. Imma use that shit now.
@LeBronWooDs11377 ай бұрын
I know I was like when this dude getting back from the expo lol
@1chemban7 ай бұрын
Its all in that ledger, Users put the money into Yotta, Yotta put the money in to Evolve. Evolve has no idea who the money belongs to because its a single account under Yotta. Synapse is probably refusing to release the ledger because they are responsible for the missing funds. All that money missing from the account, who gets their money back?
@saigyl91497 ай бұрын
South Park: "aaaaand, it's gone"
@chubbs84777 ай бұрын
Say it with me, "Research".
@ToadstedCroaks7 ай бұрын
Research: 1. "Do your own research!" 2. "I did my own research!" 3. "Don't trust the researchers!"
@TheAzrai7 ай бұрын
y i gotta search wen iz already searched
@stalinsbutterfly7 ай бұрын
Interlinked.
@SylverUI7 ай бұрын
It's common sense
@Eremiyah7 ай бұрын
or just assume every "too good to be true" ads you see are scams. :D
@bouji_7 ай бұрын
There is a term to describe this "bank". It's called a ponzi scheme.
@ne55607 ай бұрын
Yes it's the same scheme hidden in plain sight.
@ToadstedCroaks7 ай бұрын
And this is why neither institution is willing to admit that they bear the responsibility to pay these people back. They all know this money is being held by the cold dead hands of someone willing to see this go down to the very end in hopes they get to keep it.
@soulreaper551237 ай бұрын
There are some grey lines since Synapse crapped out, but they could easily fix the situation by contacting Evolve directly. Tye fact that they haven't made any (meaningful) moves on the matter means you're essentially correct. It wasn't initially Yotta's fault, but preying on the situation and holding funds without accountability certainly puts them in the wrong.
@StamperzChannel7 ай бұрын
Welcome back. Not seeing you upload 5-6 times a day threw me off a bit 😂
@jacobsharp94387 ай бұрын
This isnt even about the video topic, but with the lighting this guy has on him in the video, i legitimately thought it was AI for a second 😂. Whoever does his lighting is fucking great, looks like a movie.
@orvilleredenpiller3387 ай бұрын
"That's because they thought I was money laundering." IF EVER WE NEEDED 🚨CONTEXT 🚨IT'S RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
@deleted017 ай бұрын
They _claimed_ they thought he was money laundering
@NoTimeAllTime7 ай бұрын
In his defense, cashapp doesn’t think he is money laundering. So it is all good I guess.
@johnrodgers21717 ай бұрын
Try and move 30 grand in and out of your bank and they'll think you're money laundering
@joee_koolVODS7 ай бұрын
@@johnrodgers2171 said like a champion shit they look at me funny the times I've taken out 3k
@sand20257 ай бұрын
Probably PayPal. Think I've seen something about them doing stuff like that.
@Sepzilla7 ай бұрын
This is why I don't listen to any KZbinr 🤷 They are pseudo celebrities and while some may be smart or intelligent, a majority are not. This goes to show you lol
@jamesholland80577 ай бұрын
Keep your money to yourself not online.
@Wayfarer176837 ай бұрын
Also do not listen to real celebrities either
@God__Emperor_7 ай бұрын
You missed the most important one, no morals.
@rasmusnilsson1237 ай бұрын
Its not the tubers being dumb. Its the people
@rasmusnilsson1237 ай бұрын
This is not a scam. Its just a stupid bank. If you didnt know, banks are a "scam"
@spindabear7 ай бұрын
Where's the money Lebowski!?
@jacobmcpherson75367 ай бұрын
Yeah but how does this affect the trout population
@davidmingle59107 ай бұрын
negatively, if they invested money in this
@barzillaiconcorde6857 ай бұрын
You are absolutely right l. The Indians will be mad because of thier lost fish.@@davidmingle5910
@barzillaiconcorde6857 ай бұрын
I agrree
@prometheus18157 ай бұрын
Negatively. All this money couldve been invested to improve the trout population.
@Zorro91297 ай бұрын
Not since 1929 has there been a better example of why fractional reserve banking is a scam.
@GhostofJamesMadison7 ай бұрын
Lmfao I'm starting a bank. You gotta knock on my back door and I only take cash. Thanks bye!
@JuT117 ай бұрын
0:47 - "Why wouldn't you just put it in, like, Bank of America ?" - Cause these are people that have convinced themselves that they're smarter than everybody else by listening to financial youtubers..
@paulfarr77 ай бұрын
Here in the UK we have Premium Bonds, which is basically a no lose lottery run by the Government.
@anush_agrawal7 ай бұрын
Because govt can create money
@jimbo322347 ай бұрын
We actually have a no lose lottery in the UK called Premium Bonds. Its basically a savings account, and for every pound you have invested, you have a "lottery number" entered into a monthly draw. The bonds do not pay out an interest so your savings are stagnant unless you get a win. Top prize is £1,000,000. There is a maximum amount you can buy, I think the limit is £40k. The Premium bonds is regulated and backed by the UK Treasury. On average it pays out about the equivalent to a 3-4% interest rate.
@tonysslime76337 ай бұрын
Sounds like your government is scamming you with a gambling lottery.
@esmeecampbell73967 ай бұрын
Yeah Asmon really didn't understand this and wasn't actually thinking, he just went into "oh this is an obvious scam I'm so smart" dunk on it mode because it was a Coffeezilla video so he felt safe enough to do so. Yotta actually worked when it first started, it was a sensible option for people who didn't want to lock money away for a long period of time as the mathematical expected return was around 3% (very similar to NS&I) which at the time was about 1% more than savings accounts were paying. The problem was the intermediary stealing from customers and then going bankrupt and not telling Yotta.
@imgonnapackit7 ай бұрын
You are actually losing some amount though. The loss is what a traditional interest paying investment would have paid you minus your expected value of the sweepstakes entries. Thats the loss.
@inkanthem7 ай бұрын
Yooooo this app game created a bank to get all the players money before they even pay 💀
@0__marley7 ай бұрын
Our government is fucked in the UK - but at least they're smart enough to class these systems as actual gambling. All "sweepstakes" sites are classed as gambling sites in the UK, and if they don't pay the UK gambling licence, they get banned. Its madness that it's legal to loophole gambling laws this aay in the US lmao.
@jomesias7 ай бұрын
I swear the Simpsons already did an episode about this! Lisa’s college fund was invested in an online gambling website!! 😂😂
@letric12902 ай бұрын
6:46 Is the best frame I’ve ever seen
@jimgamez67317 ай бұрын
Blackjack isn't gambling? Better not tell Vegas that 😂
@roftar7 ай бұрын
Something similar happen to me at my work ... I told a customer it was in the hand of the other company, he said " They told me it was in your hand." Wasn't paid enough to care so I just shipped that in the hand of my boss.
@djtoxicdhg7 ай бұрын
Love to see that all these rich youtubers all take the sponserships without looking into it 1 bit like fucking markipliyer doods a mega millonair and hes takeing on scam adds just sick.
@OdinWannaBe7 ай бұрын
Markiplier ngl seems hypocrite
@Aquageo5557 ай бұрын
I feel like if he took the sponsorship before the issues started, it's fine. People are acting like he personally caused the issues.
@themanbesidethelighthouse.3887 ай бұрын
Rich youtubers? Out of touch much? A lot of rich people scam. Look at the goop company. Look at Donald trumps school. Look at a thousand other references. A fool and his money are easily separated.
@RoboWulf7 ай бұрын
The gazelle support group analogy made me laugh so hard
@handle-0567 ай бұрын
You finally back! My only news source 😂 love from 🇨🇳
@konaqua1227 ай бұрын
" A Ponzi scheme is a type of investment fraud in which investors are promised big profits at little or no risk. The money is not invested. Rather, the scam artist concentrates on attracting more investors. A growing number of victims is needed to pay out the supposed profits being distributed to earlier investors." This sounds very similar to what is happening.
@crashzone66007 ай бұрын
"You watched my ad right?", " you didn't fast forward through the ad right?" Of course I do, all the ads on KZbin are scams. Why would I not have adblock or tap through an ad on a video, if all the ads are scams?
@benjaminnave81927 ай бұрын
The story of Evolve Bank & Trust began in June 1925 when the bank, known then as First State Bank, became the primary financial institution in eastern Cross County, Arkansas. Its strength carried it through the Great Depression when an estimated 9,000 banks and financial institutions failed.
@DonJuanDM7 ай бұрын
"No lose lottery???" "Yep, it's fine. What can go wrong"
@esmeecampbell73967 ай бұрын
OK so it actually DID used to work as a bank. It was "no lose" as I'll explain later. At the start it offered a 0.2% interest rate with a chance to win via the lottery, the more money you had the more tickets you got and it worked out at about a 3.6% return. Obviously to balance out the return and make it so they didn't just keep paying money out some people wouldn't win any money, however unlike when you buy a scratch card or lottery ticket and you've paid and then don't win any money this would be a free ticket given to you because you held money in an FDIC regulated account, it wouldn't cost you to play so it was "no lose" lottery. Obviously you could have put the money into stocks of Amazon and got a better return, there's a cost time benefit analysis but that's like saying if you put all your money into shares of Apple one year you "lost" money because it "only went up 9% and you could have put everything into Nvidia which went up 225%" that's a flawed thinking, you still won just not as much as you could have, but that doesn't mean you lost the lottery. THIS IS ACTUALLY A REAL THING they have it in the UK and have done for years called NS&I but the difference is it is a Government savings scheme not a private company running it. The return on NS&I works out at ~4% so still not the best for long term but at the start Yotta actually had a return about 1% above the nearest long term savings account, and meant you didn't have to lock the money away like you would with Government treasury bills which would give you a guaranteed 4%. THE PROBLEM and how it became a scam was they changed that system without telling people but not the "casino" nature of the bank itself.
@chrisrose_krii_lun_aus7 ай бұрын
Your local bank has very little liquid cash on hand. You have to wait for them to order it and get it in before you can get large sums. Then they report it to the IRS also. A bank is just a front. All of the money you have in the bank is invested and lent to others that bank there. They use your money to play the stock market, Lend for car and house loans. That's the main way they make their money. If everyone went and wanted their money at once it bankrupts banks and we have what happened in the 30s. I think it's funny they have armed guards at empty banks but not at schools. I tried getting enough a few years ago out of savings to buy a new vehicle and it was almost 2 weeks and I had to jump through a lot of hoops to get it. I only use banks now for just enough to pay my bills with. I have a safe at home that's I know a lot safer than a bank and it takes me a few minutes to make a withdrawal but then even buying a new vehicle it's hard to find a dealer that will take cash and let you buy a car straight out. They are so noisy with what or how you got your money even though I worked like a dog my whole life for mine.
@Shadepariah7 ай бұрын
18:25 You see, Asmongold, he's got his money in stocks/bonds/options and not streaming equipment. The webcam loses money sitting on your desk. He puts his money to work. We could all learn from him.
@siliconhawk7 ай бұрын
there is a reason he works at goldman Sachs yk
@twitchyrats52527 ай бұрын
So a web cam is going to break that dudes bank account?
@ObakuZenCenterUSA7 ай бұрын
Webcams don't 'lost money sitting on your desk,' lol. That's not how things work.
@Kazuki_227 ай бұрын
Webcam definitely is from a laptop/notebook/netbook. Most general work used laptop webcams have camera quality like that.
@Brayness7 ай бұрын
A lot of gambling sites that are not scams use the same sweepstakes loophole to technically be considered not gambling
@alidan7 ай бұрын
18:32 thats not a webcam from 2009, laptop webcams are almost universally dogshit.
@Suchen_Wahrheit7 ай бұрын
23:27 absolutely killed me. This shit ain't easy.
@attest13157 ай бұрын
When you catch an Asmon vid within the first 20 mins of its posting Was waiting for him to talk about this one! Also somehow kept getting W pauses lol
@edhahaz7 ай бұрын
A middleman to banking using a a middleman for banking. What could go wrong
@HitomiYuna17 ай бұрын
*do not trust any single sponserships from youtuber and ADS from random* they are all scam just trust yourself
@KonglomeratYT4 ай бұрын
Every ad I see is a scam? Dang. How am I still alive then? I've bought tons of things that have ads and I haven't been scammed since I was 8.
@mkv27187 ай бұрын
9:56 literally waiting for my clinic to open 😂
@Disneymagic247 ай бұрын
Yotta wasn’t gambling to begin with. It was basically, the more money you had saved, the more lottery tickets you got . Then weekly the numbers were revealed for money that got added to your account. Wasn’t till a few years later they added gambling stuff
@ObakuZenCenterUSA7 ай бұрын
Yeah, except that Yotta hasn't been around for many years, as you imply. So this 'Wasn't till a few years later,' stuff is total bullshit. They were literally only founded just over four years ago.
@Disneymagic247 ай бұрын
@@ObakuZenCenterUSA a few years is usually referred to as " more than 2" lol
@ObakuZenCenterUSA7 ай бұрын
@@Disneymagic24 Don't be deliberately ignorant. Do better.
@captainb.mccrea54804 ай бұрын
@@ObakuZenCenterUSAthey’re not? They’re right here, lmao. A few is considered 2+ their point still stands, it started legit, became a casino in a few years after
@DarianWade7 ай бұрын
Funny thing is that as soon as they start processing withdrawls again therell be a bank run and itll then likely fail
@sleelofwpg6887 ай бұрын
Lol the webcam bit. I still don't even have one. Makes me laugh every time I get one of those phishing emails saying they hacked my webcam and will post vids of me whacking off if I don't bitcoin them. It's always a good laugh. As well as the guy from the UN that wants to give me 16 million.
@highdonny7 ай бұрын
Oh no no no KZbinrs can most definitely be held accountable for sponsors. Look up the case of Matthew Hoover he's in jail because his sponsor was found by a court to be doing illegal things
@trevorp81247 ай бұрын
I mean, you can still deposit, though. That's half the function of a bank, right?
@kevint19107 ай бұрын
local agricultural lenders are the safest banks to use. they have most of their money in loans that turn over yearly and are backed by enough collateral to cover their balance sheets.
@iROHxo7 ай бұрын
You know who's also a scammer? thumbtack.
@caycellyn7 ай бұрын
Big time facts. Pay them immediately for a “direct lead” even if it doesn’t turn out to be anything. I can almost guarantee thumbtack employs people to pretend to be customers needing a service and in turn generating easy money to them
@iROHxo7 ай бұрын
@@caycellyn idk how that company exists they need to be investigated.
@Gredunza7 ай бұрын
I'm sorry, but if a bank is preventing its entire clientbase from withdrawing its money, which is literally the basic function of a bank, then the bank has failed. And regulators should step in.
@Shat_Tastic7 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA a few years ago i remember seeing Stephen talking about this new bank. All I thought was this is a new scam :) People that got taken can rest assured that someone is spending ur money on some nice island
@Drew-mu1ly7 ай бұрын
Love all the extra comments asmon helped contribute to this amazing content! "dude should get a new webcam, looks like its from 2003." that is the input I am here for. "Hi, Jason" crazy, how can't I think of that. Definitely not lazy content
@Yougottubed897 ай бұрын
Scam banking was always going to be big.
@jamesholland80577 ай бұрын
One of America’s longest running traditions.
@GhostofJamesMadison7 ай бұрын
The Fed built a country around it!
@GhostofJamesMadison7 ай бұрын
@@jamesholland8057only after a certain group of bankers fled to America was the petrol dollar and the Fed became a scam buisness
@krozareq7 ай бұрын
FinTech is just one step away from cryptobros and many cryptobros own some stake in FinTech.
@amirrezarezaie7 ай бұрын
When Asmon comes back, my depression goes away. Welcome back.
@ray_donovan_v47 ай бұрын
Bruh. It's a ponzi scheme. The top wins. Always. The bottom loses. Always.
@esmeecampbell73967 ай бұрын
OK so it actually DID used to work as a bank. It was "no lose" as I'll explain later. At the start it offered a 0.2% interest rate with a chance to win via the lottery, the more money you had the more tickets you got and it worked out at about a 3.6% return. Obviously to balance out the return and make it so they didn't just keep paying money out some people wouldn't win any money, however unlike when you buy a scratch card or lottery ticket and you've paid and then don't win any money this would be a free ticket given to you because you held money in an FDIC regulated account, it wouldn't cost you to play so it was "no lose" lottery. Obviously you could have put the money into stocks of Amazon and got a better return, there's a cost time benefit analysis but that's like saying if you put all your money into shares of Apple one year you "lost" money because it "only went up 9% and you could have put everything into Nvidia which went up 225%" that's a flawed thinking, you still won just not as much as you could have, but that doesn't mean you lost the lottery. THIS IS ACTUALLY A REAL THING they have it in the UK and have done for years called NS&I but the difference is it is a Government savings scheme not a private company running it. The return on NS&I works out at ~4% so still not the best for long term but at the start Yotta actually had a return about 1% above the nearest long term savings account, and meant you didn't have to lock the money away like you would with Government treasury bills which would give you a guaranteed 4%. THE PROBLEM and how it became a scam was they changed that system without telling people but not the "casino" nature of the bank itself.
@BragoDaimao7 ай бұрын
LMAO when you said " where the money go?", in my brain it sounded like "Where's the money Lebowski?!"
@Time4rpgs7 ай бұрын
Chase Bank and Bank of America are trash. Damn, didnt you just recently do some shark tank indie game show. Tell these mofos to put their money in Ally or Wealthfront Bank, got damn! 😂
@JuneauGTW7 ай бұрын
My wife and I no longer trust in person banks. Every time we have had an in person bank account, our money has been lost or stolen. Multiple times.
@nahirigathering13927 ай бұрын
Was never this early. Just arrived in vegas from germany
@TheFranMan07 ай бұрын
The "Lets go Gambling" Meme come to mind with this for me LOL
@jimdoe32887 ай бұрын
Yeah put it in chase bank... they never been in trouble before lol
@siliconhawk7 ай бұрын
well big banks are held accountable by the law so it's not a one to one and the gov will bail you out in the worst case scenario. These influencers sh*t do not have any laws or regulations
@XxJohn_HaloxX7 ай бұрын
Graham be catching Ls left and right first SBF then Yotta lmao
@orbitalreality7 ай бұрын
i dont feel sorry for these people at all. common sense is rare these days
@frycarson7 ай бұрын
If you can't go in person to a physical location and yell at someone when something goes wrong, don't trust them to pretend to care.
@khatabaied95267 ай бұрын
Bro fell off harder than, Yinlin on my face.
@grownupgaming7 ай бұрын
I’m amazed at the type of people putting money into yotta. At first glance they seem smart.
@bitmau57 ай бұрын
put it all in Doge coin, fr. Like wtf. Wouldn't have been safer. Yadda-yadda-yadda, you've heard it all before lmao
@nocturnal101ravenous67 ай бұрын
Its a Pyramid Scheme, they take the early money and invest keeping that money, the first set of givers are covered by later people banking the money and they just siphon money. The games are just a way to get people to bargain with the money. If they are saying No risk, or no loss then its usually no win.
@KEYRI937 ай бұрын
White Boy Summer!
@askmiller6 ай бұрын
It's almost comical that the CEO said the no lose business model wasn't working and just dismissed the moral implications. Like bro, that means in order for your business to work, people have to lose money.
@boiiofboii67367 ай бұрын
10 views in 50 seconds. Asmon realy fell off
@lockman39627 ай бұрын
Lol
@sunnymeee7 ай бұрын
Only bozos keep yt notification on
@adjwindu707 ай бұрын
2:34 you can almost see his irs mind spinning its gears
@gonzaloflieller80227 ай бұрын
The world bank and youtuber together should ring some alarm
@Jet_Art7 ай бұрын
Now I gotta into Yotta, but like the CEO said the model wasn't as profitable and instead of trusting my savings into a vague model I just moved it back into my own savings account right before Yotta started gambling games into the model.
@CryptikDesign7 ай бұрын
Yotta 2+ years ago is vastly different than today. You used to get a lottery ticket for not dipping into your savings for every $20 in your account. Then every day they'd pick a random number, come Saturday night you'd have all the winning numbers and you could win something. Then they changed the system 2-3 times and gamified it more and more it was down hill.
@Quidditch28886 ай бұрын
I would like to clarify that Yotta is not a “bank”. It is a fintech. The bank side of the bank is entirely Evolve. Yotta, through Synapse, disagrees with Evolve about the amounts of money. But what people are missing is that Evolve holds all legal responsibility for the funds since they are the bank. If Evolve can’t verify and validate all the funds they will be caught holding the liability for all of it. This is Synapse / Yotta’s problem.
@PlaZma4197 ай бұрын
Lol that hotel California comment was gold 😂
@BWA857 ай бұрын
"it's a no lose lottery". You can never lose as in "roll a zero". You will always win something back on your spin, even if it is a fraction back of your spin value... So they ain't lying when they say "no lose" but they're also not giving the full truth of "You can still lose out on what you put in".
@TheYashakami7 ай бұрын
Asmon's ability to associate real world events into simpler and understandable wow comparisons is genius level
@andresilvasophisma7 ай бұрын
I hope KZbin uses this first case as an example and doesn't allow anyone else doing this. KZbin won't allow anymore of these scams, right? Right?
@plasmahandoku10737 ай бұрын
Gran stephen was such a inspiration. That is why so many people trusted him and when he said he owned a bank or a portion it seemed trusted
@Disneymagic247 ай бұрын
That’s half the reason I tried yotta cause he said it was good
@jprosey7 ай бұрын
side note . If you are sending money to a number that has came up in a scam . Cash app won’t let you send the money
@Disneymagic247 ай бұрын
I actually used this back in the day because it was like 2020 and savings accounts were getting like 0.5% interest and this was supposed to get you more than that . Obviously not the case anymore but it was an interesting concept that ultimately never went anywhere
@dafff087 ай бұрын
I don't even feel bad for these -fools- people. This screamed red flag from the get go. And after being on youtube for almost 2 decades, if i learned one thing, is to never ever buy a product/service that is advertised on this platform. Especially since I've seen my company advertising here as well.