Elden Ring FUNNIEST "Review"! Asmongold Reacts to Sseth

[@Skye_Blue]

Gotta love how the malformed baby arm bit was what earned the subscription.

[@harveyflippers9531]

Tbh thats the hardest he’s ever gone into a single bit I think. The absolute legend is evolving

[@TE-eq1dc]

That’s the kind of sick shit asmongold loves. Right up his alley

[@KethusNadroev]

My computer is too crap for Elder Ring, what's the context of that joke?

[@MrJoshybunz]

@@KethusNadroev The context is that there is none

[@sefatsilverlake3816]

@@KethusNadroev Videogames aren't hard. Being deformed is hard

[@Fadzi2342]

Sseth is a landmine. He makes the best game reviews but his off brand humor can trigger Twitch's TOS in a heartbeat.

[@FrozenSpark12]

"off brand humor". I remember a time when this type of humor was the prevalent humor on the internet.

[@2Syndras1Cup]

@@FrozenSpark12 Delete twatter and create a proper internet bill of rights, problem solved. *sigh* A man can dream... right?

[@harryb12993]

@@FrozenSpark12 nostalgia

[@royaldoggo497]

true

[@bron2452]

not really

[@archivelibrarian6818]

great to see sseth review a game that actually isnt ages old!

[@Siegram999]

or in the dark corners of the gaming section

[@Raums]

It’s ok he intends to revisit it in 15 years.

[@LtSMASH324]

Or niche like Space Station 13 (the video is great though)

[@princessjeanne6546]

lol what? those are the best and funniest ones.

[@LtSMASH324]

@@princessjeanne6546 I know right? Imagine having an opinion that it's refreshing not to see the same thing over and over and have nothing different or new at all! Idiots, amirite?

[@janefkrbtt]

Sseth is embracing his scitzo arc

[@fanof5950]

we cant forget his alterego mandalore gaming

[@kylerBD]

I feel like his entire channel is a based schizo poster stuck in the 1990s

[@janefkrbtt]

@@kylerBD but now it's unironic. That's the real W

[@BenisDD]

He is the schizo arc

[@vinceb8123]

He is not "embracing" an "arc", he just is off his meds

[@ix8750]

Sseth,/ Mandalore gaming and Gmanlives are my favorite game reviewers but Sseth has in my opinion, evolved Into a fully fledged comedian , rather than sprinkling humor throughout his reviews his humor has a review sort of buried under a layer or two of schizophrenias which is a nice change of pace and I like.

[@hunn20004]

You're not alone. No seriously look behind you.

[@kaspersaldell]

Sseth is far better than either of those guys

[@MarstanLP]

If you like Sseth, i think you'll like Max0r too

[@MarstanLP]

@@blessanabey8386 oooh, and Bricky also, be sure to check out him too

[@bartoszbartosiewicz1123]

There is also Max0r if you are really into epilepsy and watching videos in 0.5 speed to understand wtf is happening.

[@Volthoom]

Ah yes, the start of "Sseth without a muzzle of quality control" arc.

[@LainVics]

"Mars Unleash Me"

[@Get-Fucked]

He stopped taking his meds (I'm not kidding) that's why he "lost" his quality control

[@LainVics]

@@Get-Fucked he give any reason as to why or just like how he said he stopped in the bloons video?

[@LainVics]

@@Get-Fucked Just curious

[@Get-Fucked]

@@LainVics I honestly don't know. But since he is/was a medical professional it would be safe to assume he knows it's side-effects and want to minimize risks/damage. Or he just wants to, as he said "take a break"

[@MATCHLESS789]

Baby arm bit made me laugh loud like a maniac in the middle of the night.

[@Modioman69]

Same lol 😂

[@gio1135]

i don't get it

[@jacksonjager5771]

​@@gio1135 The joke is that videogames aren't hard, being born with a deformity is hard.

[@MYdestiny69]

Seth is one hell of a guy😂

[@baragon84]

pretty brave of him to watch it on twitch lmao.

[@QuantumFeldspar]

Yeh man, that is actually so brave. Nothing can compare

[@mrmrsplinkegaming2426]

Swear to God we had a kid with a tiny arm like that in my high school and he actually played football and basketball. Guess his freaking position not lie? Wide receiver and point guard. And he was a beast. Pulled down more one handed catches then most kids did with two perfect arms and made more 3 pointers In basketball then most other kids. Was pretty crazy to watch.

[@boxofmadness2511]

damn, that tiny arm sure was good, what did he do with the good one?

[@jasonthomas7909]

I wasent having fun when I started this game. I spent more time dead than getting to use attacks....until I found a few really broken strategies....at first I felt bad about this, like I wasn't experiencing the game as intended. And then a friend shared a kernel of wisdom with me. "If all they give you is macaroni, eventually you're going to have to use the cheese".

[@Megatraum504]

you definitely dont have to cheese it. But i understand not everyone has the patience for learning a game that seems so immensely hard.

[@Mermiam]

If that helps you have a good time then that's fine. But that macaroni analogy is trash. More like "If you suck at cooking macaroni, buy some pre made and chuck it in the microwave, then pretend you aren't useless for a bit."

[@Megatraum504]

@@Mermiam haha exactly

[@TheTGOAC]

@@Mermiam Isn't being good at video games the thing that makes someone useless though? It's not a marketable skill whatsoever so why waste time on something not meant to be fun.

[@Mermiam]

@@TheTGOAC Fun is subjective, talk about useless points. But actually no, games have been used in helping patients with Alzheimer's keep hold of their memories for longer. Short term memory problem solving and muscle memory are actively tested in many even simple video games. Also are you only capable of being decent at one thing at a time? Because otherwise I see no point to your comment other than as a humiliating admission that you are immature and clueless about the topic. So much so I don't even need to use any of the many professions right now hinged on said activity.

[@l03j27]

Imagine a conversation between Sseth and Uberdanger.

[@dantebeor]

They're pretty good friends

[@certifiednard2543]

Sseth, Uberdanger, and Mandalore are three separate entities that compose a shattered god.

[@STOPSYPHER]

My favorite messages to leave around the map (especially in front of dead bodies) are along the lines of “time for head…” or “still no head” after boss battles. I am constantly being healed by appraisals. They have saved me many times.

[@lamontejones9498]

Calling berserk a slice of life is disgustingly funny

[@gscan235]

I would love if more streamers watched Sseth, problem is almost all of his videos have something that can get you banned (even though that is what makes them so good)

[@noahleach7690]

Yh most of his videos are way too risky, even this one was a bit

[@ZorkasIshmael]

Especially the end of the God Hand video...

[@ikikaera3402]

The SS13 one is real spicy.

[@malvar3665]

Sseth reviews are an untapped source of content, it would be nice if Asmon watched more

[@Sevilou]

Asmon, I'm counting on you on this one but I understand that you have only so much time during the stream and most of it is scheduled, bless us with what Malvar said more please.

[@leitmotif6854]

Asmon would get ToS'd in a heartbeat if he watched half of Sseth's content on Twitch.

[@johannesstephanusroos4969]

UPVOTE

[@vinceb8123]

I like how you misspelled "mental illness" as "content"

[@Nexiusify]

This guy's Heroes of Might and Magic Reviews are just... so great.

[@FiftyEmpire]

Honestly, this is my first dark souls “game” and I’m loving every second of it. The feeling you get when finally defeating the boss that’s been kicking your ass for hours. That moment when you finally learn all of his moves and can finally destroy him. Yeah, I’m loving every bit of this game 🤞 I really fw this community

[@zekedelsken9963]

The other games arent too different, so if this was a breath of fresh air i heavily recommend all the rest

[@Ebb0Productions]

Whenever you're done with Elden Ring I recommend getting the older ones on sale.

[@xXgrafXx]

Why the fuck are you quoting the word game

[@ghostlymeteor2747]

@@Ebb0Productions I tried dark souls remastered after loving Elden ring, but it was too clunky and the bosses felt much more annoying. The gap in quality from Margit to asylum demon, Taurus and gargoyles is massive. Having such a long run to a boss fight I don’t enjoy was so bad. Sekiro although I absolutely adored, even more so than Elden ring.

[@jacktheripper5112]

the game gives you so many ways to bullshit your way through it its just funny to me , i've seen a pacifist run work so im sure anything else also can

[@eziothemasterassassin4765]

SsethTzeentach is just a Genius, and all his reviews are built Different

[@FleshCastle]

It's funny because my old math teacher had a baby arm and a normal arm. Looks like he broke the mould

[@alaron5698]

I guess he used all the money he made from baby-arm stock photos to put himself through college.

[@darendarus3076]

This Sseth guy has found so many polite ways to call someone a f*ckin moron and I absolutely love it lol.

[@SchrödingerKousae]

1: I can't believe Sseth uploaded about a current game. 2: I can't believe it's taken this long for Asmon to watch another one of his legendary videos. Sseth died for our sins. Asmon will herald his second coming.

[@neku2741]

Elden ring torrent and the pirate only get a bunch of horse pictures 😂

[@MrTimmyGT]

My God, this was so good that when I watched it in the reception area while my kid was at the Dr. the receptionist had to check and make sure I wasn't seizing from laughing so hard

[@paulie-g]

I'm sure the doctor was a fellow member of the merchants' guild.

[@anonymousragnarok_2272]

We can always count on Vaati for lore, especially if hes taking his sweet time compiling it.

[@yoloparrot42]

Why in the actual literal fuck would anybody care about fromsoft lore LMFAO

[@anonymousragnarok_2272]

@@yoloparrot42 Tell that to all of Vaati's subs lmao

[@cyprus-b5o]

@@yoloparrot42 why not?

[@ultratronger]

@@yoloparrot42 why would anyone care about wow lore

[@n124ajdx]

@@yoloparrot42 because Fromsoft actually put so much lore in their games, and because even Bandai Namco and Fromsoftware knows about Vaati he is basially the ambassador of them

[@inferior3199]

I love his reviews. I literally learn nothing about the game and I love it

[@TD-lh9ph]

That passage from GRRM is from the 5th book of ASOIAF, not Elden Ring lore. It's when Daenerys flies off on Drogon and is wandering the Dathraki Sea looking for water, she finds a stream to drink form but it makes her sick and is the only source of water.

[@Noryll1327]

Someone should show him the clip of a strength build one hitting both of Malenia's phases with dual Giant Crusher's. Every build in the game has dumb OP stuff, and I think that's something that's so good about it.

[@Awful.Productions]

sseth, ambiguous amphibian, and uberdanger are the trinity of introspective review content, three pieces of a whole.

[@Loudman._]

Man I haven’t genuinely laughed as hard as I did from a couple of the clips in this video, in a looooooong time 😂😂

[@cargentiusg5289]

You can actually block that one shot magic exploit by using silver mirror shield to block it, it's hilarious seeing their reaction when they think they won just as you bumrush them 🤣

[@BookOfWraiths]

Sseth might have the funniest reviews on youtube. The creativity he puts in can break you

[@Radamanthys4616]

across all my life watching youtube i have never felt more joy other than watching Sseth

[@umbralbushido8636]

I fucking love sseth, glad to see asmon enjoyed his content as well

[@billybadass7718]

Holy hell, the baby arm schtick killed me 💀

[@knightghaleon]

Sseth was freaking ruthless XD loved every minute of it.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

THE BABY ARM SPEECH is what got him to subscribe

[@rayzecor]

4:30 I love the fact that there's a cut here. It leaves the possibility of Asmon pausing and processing the information for a far longer time than he actually did

[@blackbat908]

The song is called "Gotta Get The Cash" for everyone asking.

[@oomree]

MaXor and Martincitopants would be great content as well, very similiar to sseth except maxor functions on an avarage APM of 20/sec

[@laboon344]

mandaloregaming as well right ?

[@nikojinko4608]

Thanks for showing me his channel! Just binged like 20 vids.

[@HenryTitor]

Theres something smooth about Sseth’s video that I can sleep on while listening.

[@jeanmouloude]

Watching asmon watch a youtuber as insane as him :) i love both of them

[@mattemattics5667]

I can’t believe this guys still around. I remember his Spawn Karthus video back in the day

[@erlbajarla2913]

and that farming simulator

[@daltooinewestwood6380]

One correction. Jumping doesn’t add height to a fall, the game accounts for it, I’ve tested this extensively. If a jump is too high, there’s nothing that will prevent you from dying to it. Torrent jumping, rolling, even the cloud item only reduces damage from survivable falls, it doesn’t do shit to a death fall.

[@Aetrion]

Remove that one idiotic flask that gives infinite mana for ten seconds and none of those oneshots work anymore. That flask is broken, not sorcery.

[@TheTrajanValoris]

"A Lethal Symphony, silenced only by death...." Bruh I'm weak after hearing that.

[@srbboys5090]

Holy fuck that baby arm bit was funny. I’ve never witnessed a KZbinr carry a joke that long and continue to make it funnier with every words.

[@wyk997]

I subbed to sseth when he was still making league of legends videos Im glad to see he got so far

[@Sevilou]

Reason he refreshed his content is probably he did get so far in the first place, they can't all be Tyler1, who while talking about LoL is like Asmon talking about WoW from the clips I've seen.

[@kitaisuru]

same I still remember the kassadir smut lol

[@agod7212]

"the sorcery in elden ring does not exist therefore we don't talk about it." -the sorcerers guild

[@jaytorrado9387]

“Offers me an accord” *shows real life car 😂 That made my day!

[@remyvuff9984]

Once in a while I come back to this video to brighten my mood again, and man, it works

[@kevinruney5835]

This is my first souls game and i just beat the elden beast as a warrior with 10 fp and no mimic. Took me 150 hours and i was level 145. Don’t know how that compares to the avg player

[@LPDarkSoulsHD]

THAT VAATI DISS THOUGH. I'll listen to Vaati talk about Elden Ring lore for 4 more years idgaf 😂.

[@eshqa]

What's fun about Elden Ring is all that he talked about. It's not been like any of the typical games. And to me the some or all of the Devs or this game had a sense of humor. 😊 I've watched a lot of gameplay by various people and it's so funny when they have to let their character be hugged, their character falls to it's death when least expected, and other things that the players are surprised by or frustrated with. And it's fun when they figure out or come across a way to be overpowered, etc. Love it all, glitches included!!! It's like life.

[@Conrad75]

Btw the guy at the end was stuck in a death blight animation so Sseth was able to keep him in his world with just fist backstabs lmao

[@STOPSYPHER]

The literal only thing that calmed my nerves enough to beat hoarah loux was the random memory of “John EldenRing” popping into my head lol. Made him much less intimidating

[@DaArbiturPalpatine]

That weapon is the Envoy's Greathorn. A true meme of a weapon, it's a faith scaling colossal hammer which carries a weapon art that launches a giant homing bubble that explodes on impact and deals holy damage.

[@talkingmudcrab718]

4:27 I had the same reaction watching Sseth's comments on Torrent as well. As with most ER junkies I think about the game during the day and have thought about what they meant by naming the horse "Torrent." I think Sseth's explanation is as good as any and I wouldn't be surprised if it were true.

[@db5094]

Torrent is a synonym for like I think a strong current but this works

[@talkingmudcrab718]

@@db5094 I know what a torrent is. I'm saying the hidden meaning behind the name in context with the character in the game....

[@kelnhide]

@@db5094 a torrent is also a type of file sharing, most commonly used by pirates.

[@raghavagrawal52]

Chat just vibing to the music at the end ❤️❤️

[@vincentbertrand2392]

I feel like asmongold is the only person on youtube that actually reacts in his reaction videos.

[@_emory]

In ordina, not only are there multiple archers, but there are MULTIPLE black knife assassins too. I got the torch that reveals invisible mobs and I was like f*ck yeah, that assassin is gonna pay. Got like 3 hits on him and then suddenly backstabbed by his accomplice. Screw that place

[@alpacaodoom]

5:00 I don't think asmon knows he's one of the people being shat on.

[@Yorikoification]

It's so ironic that Asmon calls it cheating to use mimic tear later on. He really doesn't pickup how many times Sseth called people like him a moron throughout the course of the video.

[@shapeless2759]

You know what's hard? Having a baby arm! I'm dead lol

[@TrueEnding]

Is that bit about "Sunset squating" actually in the book?

[@wahuwant4u]

Bro the fact Asmond never subbed to Sseth before this video and this was the kicker that did it makes my soul happy

[@Devin7Eleven]

Did George RR Martin seriously write that?

[@BeastGrid]

Yep, from the first book of his series, when Khalisi is lost and eats some berries that give her diarrhea and she almost craps herself to death. He really isn't that good a writer imo lol

[@Devin7Eleven]

@@BeastGrid It sounded like a horrible middle school joke story like Sonic's High School ahahahaha

[@zkatom3773]

@@BeastGrid Bruh literally wrote the background lore of Elden Ring, he made the main gods and demigods.

[@hongmeiling6065]

A lot of his writing has gross-out shock value stuff, or food porn etc. His stories are fine but his prose is actually horrible.

[@grimreefer213]

3:50 these archers are a nightmare and will one shot you on a ladder if they see you. I used gear to make myself move silently, unseen form spell to be partly invisible and I got the first two fires lit individually while dying in between. I died several times. Thank god the fires don’t reset after you die, that would be bullshit. The sentry torch helps for the one fire where an enemy sees you as you walk up to it, other than that there’s one archer on a roof you might want to take out but you can sneak passed most of them.

[@VladKov36]

effortlessly reuploading some dudes awesome video, lmao thats wild dawg

[@TheStarSpangledAvenger]

Damn, that Mad World Music takes me back. One of the best Wii Games ever, such an amazing game.

[@KiuanTroll]

Always bring more from Actman, Channel 5, Seth, Crowbcat and Internet Historian. PLEASE!!!

[@Guard8301]

You forgot maxor.

[@tsurugi5]

@@Guard8301 no

[@beniron5807]

I hate how everyone seems to hate Fia's "debuff" the amount of HP it removes is nothing. The item itself is awesome for boss fights 35% dmg negation and 50% poise for 15 sec. 15 sec doesn't seem like much but it's godly for cleaning up a boss without fear of being poise broken out of your finishing blows and makes trading worth it. 5% hp is nothing and is removed once the item is consumed.

[@Riku-Leela]

I do enjoy Sseths reviews, but ngl I'm even more excited for Maxor's

[@ezaf5989]

Who? Asked Cringe weeb

[@Riku-Leela]

@@ezaf5989 I did Also it's "Who asked?", What you said makes no fkn sense

[@Jamie-nv3wp]

G.R.R.Martin is an incredible author. That shitting scene is vulgar, but its horrific. The character is slowly dying as they try to save themselves. Yes, its funny in the way a fart joke is, but when younthink about whats being described its horrific. That dichotomy is telling of a great author.

[@TheTGOAC]

No hate to Asmon but it's amazing when someone as well read as him can only respond with "yes, that's true, that happened to me" because Sseth is genuinely an objectively smarter person and better content creator. Asmon is good, but Sseth is like the 1% of youtube when it comes to understanding humor and writing quality.

[@dr_cachetes6822]

I wanna see the grounds in which you claim this to be "objective", cause all i see is your opinion man, and that is inherently subjective, but id like to know more about this Sseth, he does seems to be funny and entertaining, more thab asmon? We will see, but if theres objective information on this, ill gladly check it out!

[@Nuubmann214]

Ssethtzeentach is much better

[@TheTGOAC]

​@@dr_cachetes6822 I mean as far as objective intelligence goes, would you say a master's degree in immunology to be in support of that claim? But generally his content speaks for itself.

[@dr_cachetes6822]

@@TheTGOAC Both yes.

[@Rumple.Smoothskin]

When he started talking about the arm I fucking died, just called out my cousin

[@n8doggy733]

of all the reviews i have seen him do: Outward, the crazy reincarnation chinese game, etc. of them all, i think he has even outdone HIMSELF with the baby arm man. wow...

[@Bentbire]

4:00 open concept Anor Londo was a nightmare I really didn't need brought to life

[@crushingit5128]

Sad we are in a society where one guy can have 2 million views just by recording himself watch another KZbin channels original content. Content that probably took Sseth 100 hours to edit together.

[@STOPSYPHER]

and this guy is worth millions of dollars

[@dazlad926]

The whole video was jokes,but that baby arm part had me in fucking stitches😂😂😂

[@auto144p6]

sseth def sounds like he says wildly racist shit when not recording

[@josephjucker5620]

Dung eater is an allegory for the player base *pearl clutching ensues*

[@ismlamaroof6438]

The controls for Elden Ring are dumb, so I got disinterested in the 3 hrs I played it. I even looked up how to put the settings to get closest to normal PC gameplay settings and it still wasn't right.

[@grantshearer5615]

growing up my best friends dad had 1 good arm and 1 arm that was just skin and bone and couldnt even extend. He was a grocery bagger at Safeway. Really really great guy

[@LegendCatx]

4:00 if you still don’t know that area actually has invisible black knife assassins. At least 2 of them actually, there may be more. Thankfully they can’t climb on rooftops

[@kookles2382]

This is the most unhinged review I've ever seen and I love it

[@oKeNSchWarZo]

To be fair the Death animation has actually been a clutch for me in instances where me and a boss or mob I was trying to kill, ALSO dies just in time because of how long it took for me to turn to dust. So honestly, I'm alright with that one =).

[@drqyburn]

FYI That excerpt from A song of Ice and Fire was Daenerys having a miscarriage in the middle of the desert

[@skaven969]

This is now the standard. Someone makes a video with hours of effort then someone else watches that video and everyone applauds.

[@cerberyn]

just realized this, anyone else notice that the first into cutscene of the game, after you make your character, spoils the whole radogan is marika surprise. it literally shows marika shattering the ring, and radogan trying to fix it

[@cosmic_caveman9427]

Not really a spoiler as how would you know who they are or what their role is unless you already spoiled the plot by watching someone else. Only in hindsight of completing the game would you realise who they were and their involvement of the story. So no it doesn’t spoil anything

[@cerberyn]

@@cosmic_caveman9427 that's a very good point. I just thoughts that it was an amazing detail when I had noticed it. all this with the power of hindsight, like you said.

[@CaptainGrnThmbs]

With Fai keep letting her hug you just use the baldachin blessing right away & you lose the de-buff . Interacting with her will eventually lead to a quest for a different ending to the game .

[@Yorikoification]

Yep, quest progression tied to getting a buff you might be completely uninterested in. Fucking idiotic

[@DennisHeikki]

2:42 i could be wrong but i think this is from A song of ice and fire book 5 (a dance with dragons) when Daenarys gets flown off to nowhere by Drogon after the attack in the arena in Mehreen. in the tv show this is just before she gets kidnapped by the dothraki.

[@kuroazrael2069]

"maybe, we shouldn't drop those bombs to begin with" kills me very time

[@Blakobness]

Hit boxes in this game are indeed pretty good, but with one exception that I've noticed. Crucible Knight's lunging crucible grab. The one that they create a horn on their gauntlet and charge and grab you with. If you side roll it you're probably ok, but if you back roll, which is what I often do when I panic roll, it's so easy for it to still grab you well beyond it's visual range. Like literally an entire body length and I'm still getting grabbed by that.

[@PhilP8980]

I believe that was the final Daenarys chapter in A Dance With Dragons. She got the pale mare, the bloody flux.

[@alanstringer.]

15:39 I'm the same way. I suck at Souls games because I don't put in the time or effort to get better. I slap on some chunky armor, use the biggest weapon I can find, and drink the little magic potion when I'm almost dead. Really though, I at least made it to Lost Izalith without a guide in DS1. That's good enough for me. I can't deal with being constantly on alert in these games, it gets kinda stressful. Plus, my number one hated thing in video games after timed stages is having to redo a whole bunch of shit when you die, like when you forget to save before the boss in an RPG except in this case you expressly can't even do that to begin with.

[@ActuallyZim.]

0:41 favorite clip of the video bro

[@I_Crit_My_Pants]

I would disagree and say that a game can be hard, LIFE, is beyond hard, life is a fucking nightmare. Using the word "hard" to describe life is like using the word "small" to describe a fucking elephant.

[@BeeWaifu]

I just realized Asmongold has a physical tic when he talks. Every word raises his eyebrows.

[@kappatalism6969]

I think a sseth reaction video is what got me to start watching asmon stream highlights. Glad to see another crossover.

[@mvhtriple]

Lol, that Hayao Miyazaki with that Howl's Moving Castle (Mausoleum) was a tear waterfall XD

[@edwardtan1354]

well considering what the Spirit of Motherwill is in Armored Core for Answer....