Asmongold Finally Tries The HARDEST Game Ever Made (Jump King)

[@AcSlaytah56]

Asmon wanted more relaxed, stress free streams so logically this was the only move.

[@jaeusa160]

It's weird but sometimes getting pissed at a game but not the stream experience can be cathartic in a good way.

[@Chase4478]

I guess it has to get worse before it can ever get better. Lmao

[@ladycarmillasanguina]

I don’t believe he implied he wanted stoner level streams lol. Just a slight shift towards more like his zackrawrr streams. He’s also aware of what his viewers like to see, so he takes that into account.

[@xeraxe3485]

His chat gives him more stress the any game imo

[@TheREALHugo4]

Well, there is a much more relaxed game called Haven.

[@mrmooch2163]

I watched asmongold play this for like 10 minutes, laughed til my sides hurt, bought the game, realized it wasnt fun when it was me, and returned the game and came back to watch his frustration. Through one man's frustration, many many enjoyments

[@Пупсик-и6д]

😂

[@WolfBetter28]

​@@gasco4329how 💀

[@bt8208]

Hahaha and two years later I’m watching this early in the morning holding in my laughter so I don’t wake others. 😂

[@LongClaw998]

My buddy did this watching goat simulator from pewdiepie. Way more fun watching ppl play these games than playing them

[@Metalfan757]

“So we’re going to make this stream a lot more chill, just being me, not so much high energy content, sound good everyone?” *Plays this game*

[@floopsiemcsoops6008]

'Not so much high energy content' 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'

[@BalboaCruz]

I don't understand him. He knows himself, he knows the game isn't made for him. Lost all the effort for the break in a single stream.

[@lonefish8128]

@@BalboaCruz my exact thoughts.

[@MrScart35]

@@BalboaCruz well he knows that’s good for the show. It’s all about the money even though he wants you to believe it’s not. I respect the hustle

[@janterri3539]

@@MrScart35 I highly doubt it’s about money since he clearly doesn’t spend it at all. It’s more about viewer engagement and because he knows it’s fun to watch him fail.

[@kyledouglascox]

I swear to God I haven't laughed this hard in literal years. I'm talking tears streaming down my face, trying to catch my breath, laughing so hard that no sound is even coming out anymore lol Holy shit I needed that 😂

[@CarnageO31]

You know things are rough when McConnell is encouraging Asmon instead of ribbing him 😅

[@questor55]

He was intentionally pushing him closer and closer to breaking point

[@milospopovic819]

oh if i were asmong with mcconnell talking into my ear while falling id get permabanned

[@martinkaplan4107]

True !

[@kaz_50]

@@milospopovic819 what?

[@kaspersaldell]

I still hate him, just so fucking much

[@mr.law.voicetrainer]

I can't love Mcconnell more. Such a good friend. Such a bold man. STOP JUSTIFYING YOURSELF. THIS IS YOUR STREAM. GOLDEN.

[@Honyakusha]

Not gonna lie, when i see his falling till the start and someone on chat said "checkpoint reached" I LOST.

[@jamesburton443]

Timestamp?

[@Hurii12]

@@jamesburton443 19:59

[@christophersanchez8650]

Lmao

[@apIthletIcc]

GamerKeg is a damn legend lmao good shid

[@marcusmeins1839]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@joshuaturner349]

This man went from fur elise to battle music while wearing a "malding" shirt this shit was comedy perfection 😅👌🏾

[@primetime6a_328]

Asmon: "It's OK I'm not mad, I'm not mad." Asmon 2 seconds later "Im mad"

[@MyaB1986]

Asmon "easiest game of my life!" One second later: plopp!

[@katosigmarsrensen2343]

you heard it too? Noo way

[@christopherdsuza7531]

@4:18 does he have tourettes?

[@themeower666]

@@christopherdsuza7531 you would almost say so

[@eliwoodnguyen1505]

2:36 as soon as i.... 4:35 im not mad...."Sure, Jan" 5:15 that damn music..the witcher is better 6:11 ummmm..back from the start 6:42 um so many questions 7:25 checkpoint reached 7:55 jump off the cliff? 10:40 Pain! 12:20 more Pain! 13:45 pleasur....Pain! 19:50 hello darkness my old friend 24:20 wow 25:45 .... 29:50 29:59 35:35 yup

[@الخالالشايب-ر5ذ]

The most funny video in history 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stanslausmanthi]

Easiest game of my life.....a few minutes later..... Sh*t...oh my gaadh...f*xk

[@Dae...]

It's fucking hilarious with the animation of the Knight going splat on the ground 🤣

[@JoseMunoz-es6jj]

holy shit I didn’t even notice that and now it’s a thousand times better

[@kristiankopera]

@@JoseMunoz-es6jj how do you not notice it ? :D

[@JoseMunoz-es6jj]

@@kristiankopera probably because each time he fell I look at asmongold for his reaction but the splat now makes it better

[@ccfliege]

yes especially how it makes the same splat wether he's falling 5 meters or 500

[@abigailprince8427]

This is the funniest video I’ve ever watched on KZbin, him kicking off like that had me in tears! Brilliant video asmon! :)

[@Charles-ij1ow]

I lost my mind

[@4luv777]

Hahaha

[@maxim619]

Hardest I’ve laughed in 40 years!!

[@AlemaoMEGAReimer]

man, i'm at the office watching this, it's the hardest thing i've ever done to not burst out laughing! LMAO

[@traktor321]

i missed this gem, my stomach hurts 🤣💀

[@jotavi]

19:51 the music make this scene even more funny

[@withoutdaysofficial]

LOL I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that

[@mikehousley757]

Danny Kerry is the drummer for Tool, not Slipknot.

[@yg_euro]

McCool: "Wait, you don't have a gold? But you're AsmonGold." *giggles at his own joke* Savage.

[@Mana_Thief]

timestamp?

[@oyhchris]

@@Mana_Thief 27:38

[@Pyromancer]

the best part is when you go afk for 5 mins and come back and you didn't miss anything

[@SquishyEggo]

"I NEED MUSIC!!!" *puts on one of the most depressing pieces ever created*

[@metalvideos1961]

Moonlight sonata and fur elise are both not depressing pieces.

[@NukeCaulfield]

There's a lot of hope in moonlight sonata.

[@IamNothingNowhere]

It's depressing that you find those pieces depressing

[@JosueHernandez-qq5cv]

Thank you, Asmon. Because of your sacrifice, we all got a good laugh. We all appreciate it. 🙏

[@warbreeze8097]

The music makes it so better. Gentle and soothing

[@jamespingal2809]

With the ironic shirt as well if anyone didn't notice

[@Zadamanim]

i read this while at 30:25 and this was hillarious

[@NXRTHSTXR_]

LELELELELELE

[@jaeusa160]

I opted to play the Getting Over It piano music in tandem with watching. >:D

[@orkinho1]

That's Beethoven for you

[@profound369]

17:00 "You don't know who Danny Carrey is? WHAT THE FUUCK that's the drummer for slipknot bro!" Danny Carrey: is the drummer for Tool

[@lydellb]

The best part about this game is how the knight absolutely eats shit when you fall. Slams directly on his face.

[@hurfhimself1426]

6:57 me to my cellmate

[@tyresr]

LMAO

[@danieltabberer8460]

McConnel was actually really supportive here, down to the end where he jumped down Asmon's throat for justifying the games he plays. Nice to have a stream bud like that around (even though 80% of the time he's just talking shit to Asmon which is also hilarious).

[@princemarkied8071]

I have not laughed this hard in years. Thank you man. It was like doing 100 sit-ups or something

[@pokemondude45]

29:55 The souls music at the end was pure perfection. Truly capturing the anxiety and bottomless despair.

[@KompetenteEnte]

19:47 there also

[@KaptainKommissar]

Vordt's theme was perfect for this

[@Crundmama]

Holy shit the vordt theme fit so well lmao

[@aryaman6528]

The amount of satisfaction I got after finishing all 3 maps and then doing them with 0 falls was unmatched really damn frustrating when you play it but so satisfying when you actually end up doing it

[@davidbredeson5783]

"Hey guys it's me, ya boy, streaming is too stressful sometimes, I want to take it down and be more relaxed streaming" *plays jump king*

[@lonefish8128]

The next day: “feeling like shit, won’t be on today. Don’t know why this happens”

[@xSploof]

I love being able to come back and watch all the old content like its my first time seeing it thank you asmon for the great content :)

[@DeffKyoshi]

Words cannot describe how fast I clicked on this. Asmon. The rage man himself. Playing one of THE most rage inducing games right now besides “Getting Over It” A match made in heaven.

[@jaeusa160]

Has he played Getting Over It? Like this game is plenty sadistic from what I'm seeing but it doesn't quite have the same trolly charm.

[@nclark5720]

@@jaeusa160 yeah, i think he played it a looooong time ago though, at least a couple years ago i think. it definitely made him angry lol

[@RiceaxeGaming]

@@nclark5720 this one´s much harder though.

[@joeyclark8266]

I love how Mconell totally gives words of inspiration and support, praise even. Then laughed out loud when he fails

[@idlefishbytheshore8701]

Glad to have McCool back. We're so happy to hear from him again.

[@orangerightgold7512]

Enjoy it while it lasts he's gone as soon as asmon starts up ffxiv

[@angelo423]

he's always there, just not when asmon plays ff14

[@TSLlol]

his fragile Paladin "masculinity'" can't take FFXIV tbh :(

[@mrt4693]

@@TSLlol no because he just didn’t like FF and neither does asmon Tbf

[@filipe5585]

@@mrt4693 sure dude, keep telling yourself that.

[@tankeater]

Corry Taylor will always be the drummer of SlipKnot to me...

[@めろーちゃん]

its amazing how he gets balder and balder as the video progresses

[@frosy1180]

I'm sorry, I think you meant to say "Mald"

[@algumnomeaihehe]

his brain is bulging from the strain

[@jaeusa160]

It has undone everything Yshlotta helped him to regrow!

[@igarrett2568]

Malder

[@willmo4947]

I enjoyed this. I laughed so so hard. The smacks cracked me up, the mini rages cracked me up. Thanks Asmongold👊🏻

[@stew6362]

You should really do more content like this, I was crying with laughter when you would fall so far down and rage, Great video!!!!!!

[@atlasatlantis8447]

He needs to do it with a live crowd.

[@Quickstepz-OG]

36:16 to 37:34 is a amazing speech. For both Asmon and Mconn. I have a massive hate love relationship with this dude stream, but this is really mature. It's hard to let go of how good you where, then age kicks in.

[@aggrocd1985]

An* amazing

[@goprochef6352]

Why do you hate it?

[@aggrocd1985]

@@goprochef6352 it? That's a he

[@grintharke]

As an old-timer, this brings back horrible memories of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the NES.

[@MrDazzlerdarren]

When I first got my NES that was the only game I had, I completed it almost every day. Not until recently did I even realise it was seen as a hard game! lol

[@Singleshot316]

Just walk over it.

[@Coffee_And_Creatures]

19:50 " Hold me now! I'm 6 feet from the edge & I'm thinking!" 🎶🎧🤣

[@kylekalakoda1304]

17:40 haven't laughed that much in a long time thank you Asmongold 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@neighborhood_sama4965]

"You're flowing the wrong way." Had me DYING XD

[@Akaliyeptho2005]

12:23 Jesus watching yellow species cooking animals alive Without killing it 👽

[@sharkbrother6596]

There's not many feelings like completing a climb. You've scaled this great mountain through discipline and will power. Then, you look forward and see three more mountains each one bigger then the last. Do you have the resolve to do what most cannot?

[@sharkbrother6596]

I had no idea until you brought it up lol.

[@raphaelcardoso7927]

Getting over it with Benet foddy

[@loonylunaticmaxhammer3401]

gay

[@sharkbrother6596]

@@loonylunaticmaxhammer3401 No u

[@FreedomAndPeaceOnly]

This are the type of games you should give a prison inmate. And make it a real condition that *_" If you can reach the top, you will be pardoned. "_*

[@FieryEgon]

Lowkey I was hoping for Asmon to reach the very fucking top, only to completely fall down all the way to the very bottom, only to get greeted by the old man by the fire saying " Good day! " that would've been peak cinema.

[@edattacks]

Yo man's gonna ACTUALLY be bald by the time he beats this. And to think he was just starting to grow it all back from FFXIV

[@ramimohamed4255]

i love how by holf the way through the video he just stops cursing. you know is too hard when it drains you until you are too tired to rage, you just accept defeat and try again.

[@tnogl4678]

I can not stress how the Witcher LELELLEELELLE can easily spike up my heart rate

[@Jelmomovies]

I respect this dude so much when it comes to keeping going.. its crazy. This is good to watch.

[@jiliel7887]

Lmao when he’s talking about how he uses strength over finesse and then power dives back to the first screen

[@bencilbusher5070]

17:48 Laminar flow. Plastic over it.

[@randm4246]

This game is the equivalent of trying to build a house out if cards, outside, in the eye of a hurricane.

[@roygbiv390]

Joey is the drummer for Slipknot. Danny is the drummer of TooL

[@jaeusa160]

I am reminded of Bennett Foddy narration, and a chair being thrown. And now I know the perfect piano music to play in tandem with this video.

[@SavageWhiteBread]

This was funny Looked ridiculously frustrating. Also when you crouch he look like Blastoise from Pokemon lol

[@motox20]

I can't stop laughing, god it hurts.... My dogs are actually freaking out I'm laughing so hard.... 24:20 He doesn't even react, Jesus make it stop....

[@samanderson1118]

0:46 “can I bounce off of things? ..no” Bounces off a thing 😂

[@mokler4760]

asmon: "I am going down." poor choice of words

[@hawaiiboiskeezah8084]

12:27 is the definition of fucking malding pure gold 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mugicha808]

This is just as epic as AvoidingThePuddle's Stilt Fella run. Asmon is a masochist.

[@toxictator4561]

AtpQuan .. The stilt man twitch script is one of the best game arks ever .

[@selectionn]

n0pants is a master at writing scripts, and aris is the best twitch actor on the platform, that shit was sick

[@SlayerRX-b5u]

@@selectionn "ey red name get shot u stoner ohh im so funny wow" yikes

[@seansylvester3508]

Hey brotha man I recently started watching and I have to say you’ve gotten me through some long days with your play throughs, God bless you for taking me on the journeys with ya. And praying for the guy who died from Cancer in the stream 😢

[@barryoliver9782]

He'd never last in "I Wanna Be The Guy". That I would pay to see.

[@RanEncounter]

Nah I wanna be the Boshy is way harder.

[@RagnaroekChaos]

Those games are fine because they offer variety and surprises that make them fun. This is just annoyingly hard precision performing.

[@RanEncounter]

@@RagnaroekChaos Have you ever played one of these games? They have extremely hard precision performing sections all the time. Now I agree that there is a lot more variety, but most of the gameplay is exactly that.

[@chanceneck8072]

"Who told you to play this?" And "Are you slipping off the edge?" As the two first questions in the video already made me belly laugh. 😅🤭

[@Joeyfield0]

after spending hours on dark souls, over 150 floors in palace of the dead, someone asmon thought to himself, that wasn't enough

[@ianfhtagn1349]

seeing one getting this frustrated at the beginning, not knowing that its the easiest part of the easymode makes me smirk each time

[@VideosForHumans]

Apart from your suffering, which is definitely hilarious, this video is wonderfully edited and more videos like this would be wonderful. Whether you're suffering or not.

[@Athena_T]

As someone who acted the way he does as a child, I can sympathize with him. Very entertaining watching him rage over something fairly simple 🤣

[@mrshoofie]

love him or hate him . hes a great streamer with a big heart

[@Anguloose]

i hate him

[@Dargoneth]

And a foul tongue

[@James-eo6bu]

Loll cool video, by the way Danny Carry is the sender from tool, not slipknot ✌️

[@sunayocarissime5309]

I foresee him throwing a fist through his monitor when he gets to Kugane tower. 🤣🤣🤣

[@xjustsomeguyx1554]

Probably the most fun the editor ever had. Holy. 😂

[@kat-rau.]

Watching Asmon lose his shit is one of the things that brings me the most joy in life.

[@Auto70Galaxy]

A minute into the game and he is already mad. Love it.

[@ignitium]

Ah, finally a fun and relaxing game for Asmon to play. Glad he finally having fun :)

[@grantlogan9207]

The noise of smacking the ground is so defeating. I crack up laughing every time he falls down a screen and it makes that splat noise.

[@twistedlogic8721]

Ive never laughed this hard in my fucking life. In literal tears right now.

[@sander230e]

You also should watch Mike matei playing Mr gimmick. Pure rage 🤣

[@EliteTruckRepairs]

Danny Kerry is the drummer from Tool, not Slipknot, that's Joey Jordinson, at least until he died.

[@DisjointedWoW]

Would love to watch him play “Golfing Over it”

[@taienv]

That splat sound is now (for me) permanently neurally-linked with the feeling of total defeat

[@bebesomething]

I am so glad he posts edited streams on here. Other wise I would miss all this hilarious content. I can't stop laughing LOL

[@magscat493]

Are you still laughing now?

[@bebesomething]

@@magscat493 yes

[@magscat493]

@@bebesomething Just take breathing breaks between the laughs my dude. Take care!

[@DerDude777]

🤣🤣🤣 "kack ass, peace of shit"...that already killed me 😂 Ahhhhhahaha

[@sarphusgaming3542]

I love the content where you play ridiculously hard games. So funny.

[@WizReefa999]

There is so much tech for the start😭 watching him in the green tree and pipe zone at the start was so hard because I understand how to first try that and he can’t get out the of the starting dirt box😭😊

[@catopwnzify]

why would they tell him to play this for real?

[@lonefish8128]

People tell him to do many things. I can’t comprehend why he goes through with them. Is he trying to purposefully ruin his own mental state?

[@dunkelwalde695]

“You’re flowing the wrong way” - McConnell, never change.

[@elarmino6590]

This explains the rest he had, Zack is a hard worker this game kills neurons due to excess frustration

[@rebree5137]

Yeah, the point of the game is to make you mad so you loose focus

[@LaughingSkull451]

McConnell was actually wrong about Danny Carey being the drummer for Slipknot. He's the drummer for Tool.

[@H3llrider92]

"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO DANNY CAREY IS? HE IS THE DRUMMER FROM SLIPKNOT!"... Aaaaa... Whoa boy... Danny is the drummer of Tool, Jay Weinberg is the drummer of Slipknot

[@donimmortal7692]

You know what he need? Gold Saucer GATE theme.

[@lonefish8128]

Doom theme might have reduced the level of stress 🧐

[@CEO_FADeD]

I know this is old AF, but homeboy saying Danny Carey is the drummer for Slipknot truly hurt my soul.

[@bananza9860]

I really like mcconnell. I know he doesn’t want to and won’t ever do it but I wish he’d at least make a character in ffxiv. Even if he talks mounds of shit, I think it would be good content.

[@caffeineaddictlolecksdee]

Nah fuq mcconnell

[@jamesdixon6903]

Why won't he?

[@iRhythm0704]

Saw a character on my server named Weeb Mcconnell lol , made me laugh

[@dislexicpotato]

@@jamesdixon6903 Ignorance

[@jamesdixon6903]

@@dislexicpotato I've never tried it the anime thing really puts me off but I wouldn't say never.

[@Frosty42047]

Omg Yall know that episode of South Park when Cartman had Tourettes!? 😭💀 2:10 Im fckn dead Man OMG!! 😭💀 2:30 I CANT!!! OMG MY RIBS!! 😭💀 3:00 Please Make It Stop!! 💀💀💀 3:50 😭💀😭💀😭💀 4:90 Im crying!! 💀💀💀 5:00 Omg Its The “Im Fine” Erytime B4 He Falls Further!! 💀💀💀💀 6:00 It just keeps going! I Cant Breathe!! 💀 10:25 💀💀💀💀💀💀 12:20 😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭 15:20 OMG GO EASY ON ME!!! 💀💀💀 I paused at 18:00 on the Dot, And the worry and disappointment on Asmons face as his eyes fell to bottom of screen was too much!! 💀💀💀 19:50 When you fall just from walking off the edge 💀💀💀

[@aBanabis]

"the drummer for slipknot" lmao.

[@LuisLopez-jm7xs]

I like how when he changed music at 5:19, the song built up along his rage lmao

[@DardellX]

Hardest? What about "I wanna be the boshy"?

[@NonnyStrikes]

Favorite video so far. Hands down lmao. Inner Jim Carrey comes out of people when they really raging.

[@fullmetalathlete]

I'm only 6 minutes in and I'm dying....can't figure out how there's 30 more minutes of this hilarity 🤣🤣🤣

[@fullmetalathlete]

McConnell: Danny Carey is the drummer for Slipknot Me: ::eye twitches::

[@ecliipse996]

5:55 still wondering what OST this is

[@thebigg3416]

I think he played this for 4 hours and he started at the 1st stage and ended up falling all the way to the first stage after he rage quit haha, It was hilarious!

[@Jude_TheGamerDude]

I know you didn't enjoy doing this, but it was an amazing video. Thank you for doing it. I really did enjoyed myself watching it. 😂

[@x0Vinny0x]

This is the hardest I've laughed in a while and I'm only 7 minutes in.

[@Dankpurpledrank]

13:50 I felt the pain

[@mikehunt3530]

i love that asmon does a physical facepalm every single time without fail😂