ASMR 100+ HIGH SPEED TRIGGERS | Ultra Fast for Non-Stop Tingles

ASMR Zeitgeist presents over 100 (!) HIGH-SPEED TRIGGERS for non-stop tingles! ULTRA FAST from ear to ear. Enjoy a huge variety of different trigger sounds like tapping, scratching, brushing, crinkle sounds, and MANY MORE! This is a fast-paced no-talking ASMR trigger assortment except for a whispered intro. Sounds only at 1:21
This ASMR video is intended to help you tingle, focus, relax and sleep.
Please listen with headphones or earbuds to fully experience the binaural sound.
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[@asmrzeitgeist]

Hey sweet insomniacs and tingle lovers! Fasten your seatbelts and enjoy some high speed triggers! Let me know down below if you wanna see more fast-paced assortments like this. :D See you!

[@fluttermoosestudio9584]

Ö

[@x.Moonie]

asmr zeitgeist love you 💋

[@winterbear1842]

was waiting for this

[@alfiewarren956]

Much love from England

[@junktiktokabled3779]

Yup

[@Nicolas-hq1pu]

This is the "we want an one hour version of him saying "zeitgeist"" button 👇

[@asmrzeitgeist]

I‘m gonna do it at some point. I promise ;D

[@rainerratul]

Please do!

[@cutenessoverload719]

@@asmrzeitgeist omg *y e s*

[@Nicolas-hq1pu]

@@asmrzeitgeist pleeeeeaaaaassseee

[@eleonoremangin5854]

Yes

[@kahwws5190]

The amount of trust I’m giving you by cranking my volume to max

[@savanah1484]

When you said that I turned it up and you were right,also your the top comment

[@nwxr]

then the ads came up

[@robbiephillipsmusic]

Lmao same

[@robbiephillipsmusic]

@@nwxr ads? Zeitgeist would never put ads

[@nwxr]

@@robbiephillipsmusic i mean yt ads

[@begonefoulbeast7231]

Imagine how many random things this man has in his house

[@birdgang6980]

Oh yes, from duolingo stress toy to wooden mouse

[@thouse4506]

@@birdgang6980 😂😂

[@Marquis-Sade]

He gets rid of them

[@birdgang6980]

I can just imagine him seeing a man walking down the road just a bit too close to his lawn and begins threatening them with a duolingo stress toy

[@birdgang6980]

@@Marquis-Sade but do he REALLY??

[@Explodicon]

In my opinion, this is the highest quality asmr channel on the internet

[@asherhall5779]

Dr.t, hes pretty good

[@abc8270]

True

[@Flck]

Tru, tru, tru

[@thewhale3672]

No 🧢

[@R0ck3t_M4n]

Not even an opinion it’s a fact

[@nenedovi]

I really love how you balance left and right sounds so evenly - often asmr artists will have a predominant side where there's more sound or the sounds last longer, but not you! Bravo, top notch

[@asmrzeitgeist]

That’s a great compliment! Thanks a lot :)

[@RachASMR]

He is amazing isn’t he!

[@r.2539]

That’s exactly what I wanna say :p

[@ay3fum6]

Too bad my headsets broke

[@ay3fum6]

I is big sad😔

[@tedpoodle]

Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 1. Kombucha - 1:00 2. Double Green Ball - 1:21 3. Scissors - 1:34 4. Water Tubes: 1:42 5. Orbeez Stressball: 1:51 6. ? Blocks - 2:06 7. Green Beanbag - 2:13 8. Plastic Cups - 2:30 9. Sparklers - 2:39 10. Duolingo Stress Toy - 2:50 11. Gloves - 3:00 12. Wooden Mouse - 3:15 13. Wooden Comb - 3:27 14. Latex Gloves - 3:40 15. Blue Stress Toy - 3:49 16. Red Star - 3:59 17. Bunchems - 4:03 18. Pink Fluffballs - 4:11 19. Foam Cakes - 4:25 20. Hour Glass - 4:35 21. Pin Screen - 4:47 22. Plastic Bottle - 4:59 23. Brush - 5:12 24. Green Plastic Cups - 5:29 25. Loofah - 5:43 26. Ball Toy - 5:50 27. Glasses - 5:57 28. Wooden Dowels - 6:11 29. Squishy Octopus - 6:21 30. Wooden Frog - 6:31 31. Foam Popcorn - 6:43 32. Fish Glass Bottle - 6:53 33. Scissor Balls - 7:02 34. Wood Hinge Thing - 7:08 35. Plastic Bag - 7:16 36. Purple Fluffball - 7:28 37. Candle - 7:36 38. Foam Pizza - 7:49 39. Washing-Up Gloves - 8:00 40. Paper Cups - 8:16 41. Dragon Extending Toy - 8:24 42. Brush - 8:28 43. Massaging Brush - 8:38 44. Slinky On A Stick - 8:51 45. Red Plastic Cups - 8:58 46. Kalimba - 9:10 47. Stress Ball - 9:24 48. Another Hour Glass - 9:36 49. Two Pieces Of Wood - 9:45 50. Paper Cups - 9:56 51. Wooden Necklace - 10:03 52. Green Spikey Dog Toy - 10:10 53. Fidget Spinners - 10:20 54. More Scissors - 10:39 55. Sponges - 10:49 56. Wooden Box - 11:07 57. Big Pink Fluffballs - 11:19 58. Another Wooden Box - 11:33 59. Wooden Snake - 11:43 60. Metal Lid - 11:55 61. Red Foam Can - 12:01 62. Brush - 12:11 63. Green Latex Gloves - 12:21 64. Masking Tape - 12:27 65. Mask - 12:36 66. Hand Sounds - 12:53 67. Green Rubber Toy - 13:02 68. Orbeez - 13:14 69. Brush Head - 13:24 70. Wooden Coaster - 13:34 71. Purple Rubber Balls - 13:42 72. Orbeez Stress Ball - 13:50 73. Blue Slime In A Bag - 13:57 74. Pink Shell - 14:08 75. Water In A Jar - 14:18 76. Floam - 14:27 77. Marbles - 14:40 78. Big Brush - 14:45 79. Silicone Brush - 14:54 80. Foam Cookie - 14:59 81. Brush - 15:06 82. Wooden Dice - 15:11 83. Glasses Case - 15:15 84. Frog Stress Toy - 15:28 85. Water Tubes - 15:37 86. Foam Red Can - 15:56 87. Yellow Rubber Ball - 16:05 88. Wooden Pig - 16:10 89. Mini Chest - 16:16 90. Green Ball - 16:27 91. Green Orbeez - 16:36 92. Pink Silicone Animal - 16:49 93. Comb - 16:55 94. Paper Cups - 17:00 95. Loofah - 17:09 96. Silicone Scrubbers - 17:20 97. Leather Pouch - 17:30 98. Facial Brushes - 17:45 99. Light - 17:59 100. Snake - 18:16 101. Plastic Cups - 18:24 102. Alien Glasses - 18:43 103. Kalimba - 18:48 104. Wooden Box - 18:58 105. Plastic Brush - 19:09 106. Mic Brushing - 19:24 107. Bumpy Spikes - 19:35 108. Blue Squishy Fish - 19:39 109. Green Shell - 19:52 Thanks for 2K likes!

[@carrieoff]

I read this really quickly

[@tedpoodle]

@@nicolechou6937 Thank You

[@한설아-x5z]

GREAT!!!!!! TY lot

[@nailikat4856]

@@tedpoodle 9:45 isn't it wood or am I mistaken?

[@tedpoodle]

@@nailikat4856 Yeah I think you're right

[@hannahradke8389]

As someone who as dabbled in video editing - do y’all know how long this video took to JUST to edit?!? Like HOURS . Not including sound editing and actually recording the video. Always blown away about this channel quality. Holy moly.

[@5stars3sistersagsms]

IKR! I edited a 23 minute long vid and THAT took a while. It was fun though.

[@elphbwckd212]

Thats why he only posts a couple videos a month. He puts a ton of time and effort into them

[@willharmon1428]

It probably took him like 2-3 days to edit this video and his 2 hour videos might take a week

[@denmark1226]

I've done a bit of the edits myself, and yeah, it's super time consuming. Mad respect for him

[@Rawnorthco]

Well it’s his job so lol

[@lucyrivett5684]

I like how he always goes “😏” at some points 😂

[@trans_boy_kole7640]

It's super cute. You can imagine he's hearing the noise through his headphones and in his brain he's going "this is the good stuff" and smirking to himself like 😏

[@dagarla_carl]

@@trans_boy_kole7640 hh (hah)

[@rzx_lukey9195]

Day one of asking him to do a talking only asmr because his voice is really relaxing. edit: thx for all the likes it will get his attention

[@phantasticdrago230]

There are talking only vids on his channel already :)

[@sidmunro8624]

I luv only talking

[@AM-nh6oz]

@@phantasticdrago230 I want more.

[@AM-nh6oz]

Yes please do more voice asmr. Thank you.

[@Min-d1l4i]

Same!!!! He is so talented at soft talking His whispering is super tingly... But I guess he’s into tapping things.........🥺 Almost every vid...

[@bingusbongus7417]

Every other asmrtist: "Nooo asmr has to be slow and relaxing!" ASMR Zeitgeist: "haha homemade energy drink go brrrrrrr"

[@joshua093]

German?

[@tarek42023]

MP Style Ehre bin nich der einzige Deutsche

[@Lenn869]

schlecht

[@crimcrim1987]

@@markusstyle8244 das ist ein asmr Channel du idiot

[@Mikescool444]

not to be that english asshat nonjokeyman dude, but fast asmr is very popular, and also everywhere.

[@s.c.p-0493]

6:06 “feeling cute might delete this later.”

[@Beastlysimmer_uk]

Have you not got a bovine to test on Dr?

[@aydaugg]

Aww :3

[@flowkun3606]

That made my day, thanks 😂💫

[@nessa6390]

That made me smile thank you hahaha

[@urallineed]

Lol this is some meme material

[@santinogonzalez216]

1:17 me when my mom asks if i cleaned my room

[@user-bt3ih1be9q]

relatable lol

[@FIummox]

More like 1:12

[@ayumigacha9595]

@@FIummox yeah

[@emiliac4390]

@@FIummox yeah That’s better

[@beeswax7490]

LMAO

[@thebagelboyjr9351]

1:09 I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen zeitgeist compose a different expression then he does in his normal videos.

[@charlieschurk]

Saaame 😂

[@grokkel]

i like how he was a bit more laid back in this video yeah afksjgjsf

[@shethe5447]

ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ゜❅。゜。好

[@justarandomgirl3382]

It's a meme right?

[@devinvaldez1343]

Sameee

[@mushroom8245]

does anyone else wonder what these people sound like when not whispering

[@cactus7839]

All the time

[@minty5789]

Me🙋‍♀️😶

[@subbeforeL]

Yas

[@No-hk9qd]

Earrape

[@Oseuflo]

Yas

[@-wermii-3164]

2:50 the duolingo owl is finally getting what he deserves

[@Jaxiefr]

Exactly!

[@Jaxiefr]

Dumb bird

[@Cherryyyy8715]

I literally thought this

[@-wermii-3164]

Shawnee is Trash wait why did it say 2:27 i meant 2:50 srry

[@sanacare5191]

Hahahha yeas

[@samae928]

Me: asking my hairdresser to cut just a few centimeters Hairdresser: 10:40

[@RachASMR]

*His video and audio quality is NEXT LEVEL! No one compares in my humble opinion*

[@asmrzeitgeist]

Wow, thanks a lot! :D

[@pjroyalasmr]

I agree

[@ay3fum6]

My opinion on this is the same

[@fusionthread9950]

Very true

[@ok-fc2tf]

Ehhh

[@thebigshit2646]

2:56 me when duolingo complains about me not doing my spanish lessons

[@ellenholmshaw1866]

So funny 😂😂

[@moony2083]

Darn it... now I can't unsee it😂😂

[@marshi7777]

i wasnt gonna say that specifically, but i was gonna comment about that thing looking like duolingo bird too :(

[@babaeggue]

oml I'm wheezing

[@elpanapanait2917]

Por qué amigo, tienes que aprender español amigo😂🤙

[@puterpuss1859]

I thought he'd pull out like a monster energy drink but nope, my man pulls out his homemade kombucha

[@raulibarra9113]

he probably edited out the part where he used steroids

[@poofb]

No one: Still no one: Absolutely no one: Not even a single soul: Zeitgeist: 😏

[@frenzy0640]

Hehe except 9:33 lol

[@poofb]

Smiley Face lmao there he's like 🧢

[@hereacookie2850]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2Lcq6Kfiq56fdU

[@frenzy0640]

Mor like 🧢 😳

[@heroneblerte]

Don't click the cookie link it's probably a ip yoink

[@notkrispy1383]

Store: Has plastic cups for sale Zeitgeist: I will take your entire stock.

[@notkrispy1383]

Great video :D I slept well last night.

[@RadicalBoiChris]

He says it while whispering

[@yk.daqueen1808]

His face when he tasted the drink 😂 I like his sense of humor

[@randomgames6133]

This mans got *DrUnK*

[@gdcoolkid2213]

random games Nah, nah, nah, this mans got ЕПЕГДУ

[@jhangwhangzhong]

he based it off kombucha girl lol

[@Xdd87887]

@@gdcoolkid2213 you mean EPEGDU?

[@hanbanan]

It's called kombucha

[@brots3]

Therapist:weekly zeitgeist isn’t real and can’t help u Weekly zeitgeist:

[@melon4804]

A KZbin Account so true

[@ay3fum6]

So... which KZbin account r u

[@non-binarybaby9514]

Son Goku just Addison raecist😌🦋✨

[@awkward..9088]

9:34 his face tho😂

[@markerboysmoto1719]

Hey lol,😏

[@abdullahaltundag6237]

😁

[@Daniboy0826]

Surprised.mp4

[@ne555timer6]

He farts

[@derkg8411]

The amount of editing that went into this video. +1 respect

[@asmrzeitgeist]

Thank you! 😁✌️

[@mypathunfolding]

That was going to be my comment - ridiculous amount of editing! We appreciate you, Michael!

[@FlorianRasputin]

Mission Passed Respect+

[@サディ-k6p]

@@asmrzeitgeist Omg I love your asmr!!

[@TastyASMR]

*Comments have not yet ripened, I will come back later* 😂

[@WetNoodle154]

Tasty ASMR Is ir ready ?

[@Mayathehut]

This is a ripe comment

[@broomtuneasmr3032]

Hello

[@ItzFoxUwU]

*I LOVE THIS FONT*

[@Fiddl3afox]

@@ItzFoxUwU what font lol

[@hi_0o0_51]

What it sounds like 3:04 birds flying 3:43 sounds like a cat licking the mic 4:52 MnM’s falling in a plate 5:13 suitcase being pulled 6:17 grandmas knees when she squats 7:40 gramophone playing an old cd 8:39 that annoying bug in your room at 3 am 9:33 my stomach during a test

[@birdgang6980]

Yes

[@Codename_brutas]

Vynial disk

[@gdcoolkid2213]

bird gang.

[@gdcoolkid2213]

sculord divilhaert.

[@克拉克伊萊的役鳥]

XDDDDD

[@lyacherry1096]

6:05 Me gettin' ready for picture day

[@fae_.]

Lolololololololl yess

[@fastASMR]

👀

[@asmrzeitgeist]

the one and only queen of fast ASMR! ✌️🤗

[@eliasstathakopoulos6714]

@@asmrzeitgeist and you're the king

[@fastASMR]

asmr zeitgeist awww haha, danke! Das hättest du jetzt nicht sagen müssen ☺️

[@superduperpooperscooper]

👁️👁️ 💋

[@monke6400]

Oh no more german that I cant speak

[@anatengler3297]

Me: Doesn’t tingle from fast triggers Zeitgeist: Let’s fix that

[@markusstyle8244]

REALTALK VOM ARZT kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWTbqmh7lsh_pLs

[@therealestvoice2229]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKTbgZxvocmkmLs ✊🏾✊🏾

[@aquahowls5490]

I know everyone is gunna say this but we are very lucky to have this high quality asmr

[@asmrzeitgeist]

Thanks a lot! I appreciate that :)

[@RachASMR]

It’s unbelievable. He puts in so much work and hope he knows how much we appreciate it

[@lynnhsing0618]

5:56 Timestamp for myself when I need a good laugh 😂

[@alexandra.v]

For me it's 2:50 🤣

[@Romanouche]

This makes me laugh so much 😂

[@VeraTepes]

9:34 here.

[@babyyodaforever1233]

Same

[@AX11211]

@@VeraTepes bowel movements

[@KensASMR]

asmr zeitgeist is not a boxer, but knocks you out for a few hours😂😂😂

[@danielkohlberg7809]

You: bring that joke GTA: mission passend; respect!

[@Eva-iz1vg]

привет, я ьвоя подпщ!

[@CapBaileyASMR]

So accurate lol

[@josefdekkar6626]

Daniel Kohlberg *what*

[@bleedredz7148]

If Their was ever an ASMR movie, He would definitely be the lead character!!

[@asmrzeitgeist]

Haha, thank you 😊

[@bleedredz7148]

@@asmrzeitgeist Yes sir!

[@lilysann4012]

Underrated comment, lmfao 😂 What would he be doing in that ASMR movie ?

[@Adamdaking]

@@lilysann4012 saving the world from the Nosleeps from planet insomniac

[@nailikat4856]

@@lilysann4012 asmr I guess lol

[@viis374]

Asmr Zeitgeist is just the type of person that has the weirdest stuff at home and when you ask about it he answers "it's complicated"

[@vibingminotaur8401]

And then proceeds to open a closet full of random objects

[@SongsongYT]

hi

[@sylvivii]

@Songsong Why hello there stranger

[@do_youlikeducks]

I wonder if I just... Turn up... The playback speed... **puts to 2x speed** Uh- Okay then-

[@enustronghold]

This is dangerous

[@sabrinacruz58]

Normal playback speed: asmr to help you relax 2x playback speed: High-speed Memes

[@akkiatlantic5679]

HAHSFSH XD

[@alexandra.v]

I'm laughing out loud 😅😅

[@Abyss_Hole_Records]

@@sabrinacruz58 👁️👁️👁️

[@th0ma572]

My friend: Don’t touch anything Me:

[@ghostella_8348]

Stolen

[@lupeb2938]

Original ( oop its UN-)

[@dispatchtheglitch4868]

HAHAHHA THATS ACTUALLY FUNNY 😭😭😂😂

[@ethanvander-westhuizem9848]

This is so stolen ;-;

[@dispatchtheglitch4868]

Ethan Van Der-Westhuizem so? Still funny asf lol

[@bencocozza1682]

You’re probably wondering why I have 1k likes

[@flos3599]

with ASMRAutomaticEditor@ytbcr you have nothing to do

[@haa6jau442]

Poulet Rôti what is that?

[@IIlllIllllllIIIllllIIIllIIIIll]

I just made a backflip

[@codiecoates844]

not that long all he had to do was cuts

[@graysky7165]

codie coates but he still has to be very precise. Not to mention it probably took a while to do all the sounds.

[@Alex-fl8cm]

Zeitgeist making a video without me in it. Zeitgeist: 1 Alex: 0

[@Xresonmnk]

Wait ALEX? Edit: thanks for all the support much appreciated thanks:)

[@olgaquirino4046]

Le cri in de corner*

[@Alex-fl8cm]

ALYAH RODRIGUEZ oh I have comments on most of his videos

[@chi.a.rah4]

... * mind blown *

[@not_intruder_]

@@Xresonmnk lol what support

[@noah1496]

8:27 6 year old me when i got a toy from McDonalds

[@abcxyz989]

ah yes good old times

[@elizajanegoodrich8878]

6:07 was the absolute cutest thing I've ever seen

[@asmrzeitgeist]

LOL, thank you 😊

[@businesscasualasmr8532]

*Im not the only one literally always impressed with him, right?

[@asmrzeitgeist]

Thank you! :D

[@businesscasualasmr8532]

@@asmrzeitgeist Nah thank you man, youve really helped inspire me to make my own channel!

[@joalmeria891]

@@businesscasualasmr8532 Casual plug XD

[@imayootyyooberyea1888]

Business Casual ASMR a very good one, might I add

[@winterbear1842]

Me at 4am: I don't have any plans to sleep anymore also me: Oh asmr zeitgeist just uploaded a new video 👀

[@asmrzeitgeist]

Sleep well ;D Thank you!

[@cinnamonwaffle1932]

Lucky, it’s 4PM where I live

[@colt8110]

Ayyy Dan 5 pm

[@jerryberry5532]

5:57 random ppl sliding into dms be like

[@neemoweemo246]

The Man, The Legend.... It's ASMR... Zeitgeist.... I love when he does that.

[@asmrzeitgeist]

Haha, thanks 😊

[@nyakanjohn9888]

Me too

[@ay3fum6]

What an og

[@franciscoungaroneto3233]

Editor: How many jump cuts and trasitions you want? Zeitgeist: Yes. Love The vídeo, amazing quality !!

[@mrzombi-_-532]

😂

[@eevolee2975]

The cuts in the first minutes reminded me of HowToBasics for some reason

[@croc_moat2327]

12:37 9 year old me when i did not paid to the WinRar devs

[@ImAdumb]

What I thought I'd be doing in college: 11:29 What I actually did in college: 6:07

[@audrey1709]

WAIT THIS IS REALLY FUNNY CGJDSVNJGDVNIJ

[@bae7611]

OMG I GET ITTT OMAGAHAGSHAHSHAJHS💀💀💀😭😭

[@imayalcantara9864]

SSFHFHJDJSJSKDF HAD ME DYING LMAO-

[@TbagTTVnoobs315]

Facts

[@happyperson7663]

Dude 😭😭😂

[@bokunochill]

He really wasn't kidding. This is _fast_

[@jaceurally4971]

Yez, because you are used to his slow ASMR. But watch Batala mate, she FAAAAAAAAAAST

[@samanthadavidson239]

2x speed 😌

[@TheOnlyShoura]

That’s was she said

[@KingJeanYT]

The start is fast

[@Epicmammothlover]

You should watch pierdan he is the fastEST

[@mauro.s.d.18]

Discovered this channel days ago and the guy makes me laugh. The faces he makes with every single trigger like: "yeah, I know, this is some good shit, right?" 😂

[@idontevenknow8141]

LMFAOOOOO OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED HAHAHA🤣🤣

[@PHOTOSYNTHH]

D r u g d e a l e r b e l i k e

[@shinido2184]

Now i can't unsee itxD

[@babereni]

Yeah his smirk lmao😂 I am an OG viewer but I just noticed it lol.

[@parttimelazy4593]

When he makes that face, I like to keep eye contact just to show my dominance.

[@KYESTheGamer2487]

Imagine how long this would've taken to edit... o_o

[@whosjackie3898]

this audio quality is INSANE. Seriously haven’t heard any other ASMRtist who can balance their left and right audio this perfectly! Can’t wait to hear future content ! 🖤

[@whosjackie3898]

Aw that sucks to hear /: both of my sides were so crisp! I use iPhone 8 headphones, nothing fancy !

[@matthewschiavoni2264]

I use powerbeats 3 its amazing quality

[@huntbeestje]

A tiny timestamps of lol 1:10 lol 6:06 lol 7:46 lol 8:27 lol 9:34 lol 12:37 lol 18:43 lol 6:06 is my favorite

[@ВіталійСополев]

1:10 IT MY FAVORITE :D

[@asmrzeitgeist]

Haha!! Thx ;)

[@huntbeestje]

@@ВіталійСополев I really like that one too 😛

[@huntbeestje]

@@asmrzeitgeist You're welcome 😜

[@Turma_da_zulda.]

Thank you

[@dimitri5007]

2:40 Me when 2020 is over

[@lecapo368]

😂😂😂

[@tinatran6834]

Lmaoo

[@matildeloveslouis]

Lmaooo

[@ikayleigh9334]

I laughed too hard at this😭🤣

[@K-DOS_sum]

Hurrah!

[@cheezy3212]

2:49 the duolingo owl deserved it lol ( recommend at 2x speed )

[@Hatsternator]

*drinks Kombucha* five seconds later *is stabbing fake ears with sparklers*

[@kovach2450]

2:53 he might’ve missed his Spanish lesson

[@Jaxiefr]

What i were thinking

[@shadowwizardmoneygrandpa]

Now he’s gotta get duo to do his Spanish

[@parttimelazy4593]

That's the last lesson I'll be taking from you, bird!

[@timefliesaway999]

I don’t get it ?

[@poio3111]

Well, I am bilingual, soooooooooooooooo

[@Right75]

Random guy: How many useless objects do you have in the house? Zeitgeist: Yes.

[@ay3fum6]

They're for our entrainment and satisfaction therefore they are not useless

[@gemmuffin57]

@@ay3fum6 agreeeeeee

[@Right75]

@@ay3fum6 I know mate, it's just a meme 🤣

[@sidmunro8624]

Lol just yes XD

[@philswift4681]

Das is nur auf deutsch witzig

[@BeBraveBeYouASMR1]

Loved how you started this! Omg those blue Ice ball things & the blue egg timer thing sounds incredible! & that blue squishy thing 😍😍😍😍 Actually there’s so many sounds I love in this 😂 Everything always sounds so intense with you! Those glasses 🤣🤣🤣 Amazing!

[@RevStar_]

E

[@gabirodriguez4943]

@@RevStar_ E

[@strawberym0o]

Ɛ

[@greyy_matter]

This is so fast. I accidentally watched it at 2x and time travelled. Ps: Commenting from 2050.

[@asmrzeitgeist]

LOL, thank you 🙏

[@thomasderijke7431]

Hmmm, that’s interesting, now I know at leat that the human raise still lives! How is it over there?

[@eyexha]

Aisa kya? :o

[@greyy_matter]

@@thomasderijke7431 haven't found any traces of humanity, still searching

[@greyy_matter]

@@eyexha bilkul🤣

[@zydrat3.anat0my]

Haha I love the face you pulled after you drank just like BLEH, no. 😂

[@asmrzeitgeist]

😁 thx. My kombucha girl impression

[@kerenprolee1004]

Flash: im the fastest Zeitgeist: hold my kambucha, sweet insomniac

[@mynameisnotkinsley7061]

Totally underrated comment lmfao 🤣

[@PicaDuraDeMosquito]

Wow, he even used the discord logo 14:08

[@horbas]

Wir werden ganz KZbin erobern und herrschen!! Translation: Have a great day and sleep and don't worry about anything at all

[@_oscu_3928]

😂😂

[@mdp4510]

😂 uff

[@leopard-druckerfischyay7075]

😂😂

[@katyblack3321]

Hahaha

[@nigmdzz2644]

Gesundheit

[@SkyanUltra]

he's *_RUNNIN'_* he's *_GOIN'_* he's *_DASHIN'_* he's *_BALLIN'_* he's *_ZIPPIN'_* he's *_ZOOMIN'_* and last but not least HE IS *_S P E E D_*

[@whelli9226]

h u h

[@rubenokvist7299]

Nobody: The anime protagonist when something serious is about to go down: 10:52

[@Hechlhvjncfjyfjyxfyj]

Lol

[@yesterdaystomorrow5510]

Lmao

[@Cheddarr_]

XDXD

[@idiot7181]

Lollll

[@MakeTeaNotWar13]

Me: "why do half of these triggers seem like absolute memes?" ... Me: *goes to the comments section for the memes*

[@salkllr]

Just a little reminder: YOU ARE LOVED! Never forget that ❤ And now sleep well and have a good day tomorrow😊

[@Patches_Gaming]

The ingredients to his special drink: 1: Whiskey 2: Four cups of cocaine You're welcome.

[@ikerornelas4940]

How much whiskey? You now what fuck it i'll put the entire bottle

[@thatcarguy2064]

@rigby el mapache cool the whole store, the whole damn whiskey store.

[@hallelsegel6517]

@@ikerornelas4940 two shots.. of whiskey *pours whole whiskey store in*

[@thatcarguy2064]

Hallel Segel I appreciate you stealing my joke (I actually don’t care)

[@Codename_brutas]

@@hallelsegel6517 even the cashier that just wanted to get home to his wife and kids

[@herobrine1530]

Oh God the edits... Holy crap this must of taken hours upon hours to make

[@JDowler]

I gift the editor a single yike

[@phantasticdrago230]

@@JDowler I'm pretty sure he edits all his own vids which is pretty amazing!

[@cursedtodorokic2142]

0:00 Intro 0:21 Squishy balls with orbes (can’t spell) 1:34 Sissors 1:42 Two water filled things 1:50 Two squishy balls 2:06 Tapping vibes 2:13 Squishy ball with sand? 2:30 Two plastic cups 2:39 Sparklers 🧨 😁 2:49 Owl squishyball ( i got to lazy i’m sorry 😭😭😭😭 )

[@maryannencarnacion8489]

the owl is called doulingo

[@Devlყ-f1y]

Wtf !!! Cursed todoroki * throws fire *

[@lennytnovel]

9:34 LOL his face gets me every time

[@unrealviolet1833]

Omg 😂

[@dsknCare]

I feel like I should be paying for this

[@perfectcuppourer5319]

What they see: duolingo What I see: angry birds

[@bomoore9872]

Name a green angry bird

[@ror-slash]

2:57 dont worry hes got the doulingo bird you can sleep easy without completing your spanish lessons

[@paucatala]

LMAOOOO HAHAHA

[@matildeloveslouis]

LMAOOOO

[@harrison174]

Lol

[@profisher1000]

Squish 🌝

[@mingliu268]

Couldn't only have been me who thought he changed a bit, in a good way like he is more open/fun, I don't know how to describe it but it's a good change:)

[@RockCandy-vv6ux]

I usually don’t like fast triggers but it’s like three minutes in and I’m already sleepy as hell

[@Deadbreaker0]

me 2

[@samar5846]

Chili Con Queso I love you

[@FlumeryVODs]

11:45 Idk why this reminded me of that one time in chemistry class when I stacked all my pencils and coloring pens on the desk The teacher got mad at me lol

[@saddgirlzo]

Normally fast movements or sounds give me anxiety in asmr but this was PERFECT. Something about the timing being fast but the trigger wasn’t too fast? great job🖤🌈

[@CJ-vl4pi]

Samesies!!

[@C16_football]

The same with slow asmr. It makes me want it to go faster then ruins the experiences

[@cornstudios9908]

Love how he’s just randomly smiling at his triggers lmao

[@weebweeb881]

Imagine if he just stopped saying "zeitgeist" like 50% of us would lose it

[@AR-ip7qq]

Weeb Weeb no

[@kouda_cave6304]

How To Basic ASMR

[@GlobalSingeing]

This seems like a fun job, just poking shit for hours. Curious if you ever fall asleep trying to edit the footage?

[@JustRelaxASMR]

Random Fact: You are 10 times more likely to get bitten by a person in New York City than by a shark in the ocean.

[@user-nd9qj9xh2o]

Love your asmr btw

[@kojideer1918]

A swimmer who lives in Australia would disagree.

[@danielkohlberg7809]

?

[@chrissymae4745]

@@kojideer1918 a New Yorker would agree lmao

[@kojideer1918]

@@chrissymae4745 Most people don't live close to NYC though, so this fact doesn't apply to them. Not that it matters since both scenarios are highly unlikely.

[@bxwmann]

POV: your dog is sniffing your face while you sleep... 7:29

[@chilledip1]

3:30 was the best trigger 🤤

[@slitherz8306]

This probably took a long time to film + edit. Respect

[@asmrzeitgeist]

Yeah, it took a while. Thank you :)

[@Jackcooper658]

now imagine how long those 1h long videos take to produce

[@Turma_da_zulda.]

@@Jackcooper658 hi

[@Turma_da_zulda.]

@@Jackcooper658 tis truth

[@x.queengalaxy4387]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Not even a single soul: Zeitgeist being cute at 6:06

[@luckygamer4564]

I could imagine his thoughts during that just I Am Fabablous

[@phantasticdrago230]

Also this whole trigger bit @ 3:56

[@ozne3400]

First time being early, hello everyone.

[@PokeKongen]

Hello!

[@x.Moonie]

HIIII

[@Faux_Fox_]

Hilo

[@mellofoscai]

You’re second! The first one is just a self promoter... So for me you’re the first one

[@RobinBrowne0310]

Same

[@dianal.1324]

2:50 omg I can’t tell you how hard I laughed poor bird 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hi-ji7xi]

Nope dulingo deserves it, dumb bird 😤

[@LDG1636]

@@hi-ji7xi It killed my 32 day streak. It deserved it😁

[@RuykJoe]

2:50 that owl just won’t give up reminding you of your missed German lessons.

[@ratlicious9832]

I didnt do Fuolinho french lessons for a month and now I uninstalled Duolingo ;D

[@DLP-NTPS]

Aufjeden Fall

[@abcxyz989]

@@DLP-NTPS weil wir die auch brauchen

[@crazyfriend50]

Dont use duolingo its a con Dont call me a lier just search it up never use it

[@dagarla_carl]

dUoLiNgO

[@mdude2765]

DID ZEITGEIST JUST MAKE A BRITTANY BROSKI REFERENCE?!?!?

[@asmrzeitgeist]

Haha, yeah! She rocks! ;D

[@mdude2765]

@@asmrzeitgeist agreed.

[@davagos4513]

In which minute?

[@fusionthread9950]

@@davagos4513 idk, I wanna know to.

[@Natu_]

@Davagos , search Brittany Broski meme. Zeitgeist's kombucha scene

[@DarkusZarvix]

9:35 That look. I love seeing little blooper moments like that. I do wonder how often they happen.

[@doingyourmom69]

he was like "what the hell was that sound" hahaha

[@katiebradbury4873]

Zarvix honestly I kinda liked it it adds some humour to it

[@sabrinacruz58]

Everything's groovy till you hear that one gloop

[@squid103]

7:47 when u see ur neighbour in the middle of a vid: also i enjoyed the sparkler trigger can u do that more please

[@connormcgregor6134]

I haven’t watched him for 2 months and now I’m back and he has more bangers

[@thewaffl387]

2:50 Never thought the Duolingo bird would help me sleep without making it permanent

[@dailinelily]

I haven't took my classes in 2 years, but so far I'm still good

[@thewaffl387]

Be happy

[@gravelor78]

2:49 pls tell me that isn't Duolingo I missed my German lessons for a while now

[@_oscu_3928]

Yes it is D:

[@sugokuytb31]

gabigabgabzzz im german and i dont even know what that is ...

[@uznikus]

12:37 снюсоед запасается снюсом перед ночной спячкой. Видео в цвете.

[@raulsmusicbox]

Nobody: People partying in the 80s: 5:57