ASMR about Russian women | soft spoken, heavy Russian accent |

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Shifty Russian ASMR

Shifty Russian ASMR

Күн бұрын

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@jujualfiste88
@jujualfiste88 4 жыл бұрын
She look cute but don’t be fool she work for the KGB
@BIGDAWG91331
@BIGDAWG91331 4 жыл бұрын
A woman that has fier arm training and is able to assemble my favorite gun an ak 47 and disassemble easy as brushing your teeth yes where she at
@alantaylor3239
@alantaylor3239 4 жыл бұрын
She is a "Honeypot" from Putin's FSB
@KRaikkonenSF
@KRaikkonenSF 4 жыл бұрын
Well since I work for KGB too, at least I won't have to lie about what I do :) Wait....
@BrokTheLoneWolf
@BrokTheLoneWolf 3 жыл бұрын
Red Sparrow
@connornicholas8628
@connornicholas8628 2 жыл бұрын
Worth it, though.
@gwonkbinku309
@gwonkbinku309 4 жыл бұрын
Russian women are perfect imo the accent alone sends shivers down my spine in a good way
@Nick-vc1je
@Nick-vc1je 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man I gotta say it this time... SIMP!!!!! (Jk lol kinda agree)
@gwonkbinku309
@gwonkbinku309 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nick-vc1je I do know I ain't a simp because I don't throw da boys to the side for women
@F5Storm1
@F5Storm1 4 жыл бұрын
And they fix a real meal not some bs fast food crap
@kidofsteel0362
@kidofsteel0362 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. I’m friends with this Lithuanian Girl and I wish she did ASMR because she has the perfect voice for it lol
@srpskabalI
@srpskabalI 4 жыл бұрын
In Eastern Europe, we have a word for weird simps/ individuals that idealise Russia its slavaboo
@AodhanBulger
@AodhanBulger 3 жыл бұрын
I was searching for heavy Russian accents because I adore heavy accents, especially Russian and Ukrainian accents, and I found your video. I found it very funny and also cute. You have a very soothing voice, wonderful accent. Thanks.
@scubamac9915
@scubamac9915 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't get me wrong, sandwiches is alright." Made me lol
@agentbanana8522
@agentbanana8522 3 жыл бұрын
laughs in pootisman
@Non-Prefecture
@Non-Prefecture 6 ай бұрын
Sandwiches is good ..
@softgoth6271
@softgoth6271 4 жыл бұрын
Start of the video: "This probably wont be that good" 2 minutes in: *Half asleep*
@rolierz
@rolierz 3 жыл бұрын
Something about Russian women seems so attractive.
@clarkogle3067
@clarkogle3067 4 жыл бұрын
Dude this is fantastic! I'm usually a fan of higher pitched voices but this is certainly an exception. Very good stuff.
@nitrodudezoom
@nitrodudezoom 4 жыл бұрын
wtf I want to seize the means of production now
@goatboytheimmortal8359
@goatboytheimmortal8359 6 ай бұрын
I have your back comrade.
@rileywarfield7070
@rileywarfield7070 3 ай бұрын
LOOOOL same
@Neptunianus
@Neptunianus 4 жыл бұрын
I never laughed so much with an ASMR thank you kindly
@daspooterman
@daspooterman 4 жыл бұрын
Uranium doesn't make clothes smell ill keep that in mind next time I do laundry at chernobyl
@susboichooy
@susboichooy 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@green_a.o2903
@green_a.o2903 Жыл бұрын
You know what, while I was in isolation battling covid in 2021, I found comfort in this video. Like this is the asmr that was able to calm me down that time. Thank you shifty 💞
@mkiiajax9668
@mkiiajax9668 4 жыл бұрын
Me: "Im an american patriot and my loyalty will never be broken!" Shifty Russian: "Hello!" Me: "Greetings Comrade!" *USSR anthem plays in background*
@Sir-Cletus
@Sir-Cletus 3 жыл бұрын
It is switch between Chairman Mao, President Stalin or the stylish one.
@TheWhiteDeath13
@TheWhiteDeath13 3 жыл бұрын
I'm willing to switch sides
@emperorpalpatine1228
@emperorpalpatine1228 3 жыл бұрын
You were never an American Patriot.
@mkiiajax9668
@mkiiajax9668 3 жыл бұрын
@@emperorpalpatine1228 you were never really the Senate
@pablosdead
@pablosdead 4 жыл бұрын
bruh 😩 russian accent is so hot
@qlinsa
@qlinsa 4 жыл бұрын
I'm Russian. ..and this is the first time I've heard a Russian accent called "hot"... I'm kind of flattered..
@davide2890
@davide2890 4 жыл бұрын
@@qlinsa yeah polina
@F5Storm1
@F5Storm1 4 жыл бұрын
Wifey material
@lisabolin9307
@lisabolin9307 4 жыл бұрын
@@qlinsa согласна 😂😂 наш акцент это жесть
@Profile__1
@Profile__1 3 жыл бұрын
@@qlinsa Yo that's the first time you've heard that? Whaaaat? I mean honestly I thought it was well known that most people dig the Russian accent in both men and women.
@1a7med1
@1a7med1 3 жыл бұрын
Highly entertaining. Huge Austin powers energy. I also like how you bring up difficult topics with comedy, like Sacha Baron Cohen does. Good job comrade!
@F5Storm1
@F5Storm1 Жыл бұрын
I've been watching your videos for a while and I keep gravitating to this one at night when I get comfy in bed, your soft spoken voice and accent give me tingles and make me very relaxed. Hope you're doing well.❤
@angelus_solus
@angelus_solus 4 жыл бұрын
I can tell you one thing about lassies from Russia...that accent makes you melt. It would seem like I'm not the only one who thinks that way either after scanning through the comments.
@malevolentasmr2643
@malevolentasmr2643 4 жыл бұрын
Delightful. A very soothing voice, and good recording quality. Not too loud, which is especially good for the insomniac listener, anyone whose ASMR is volume sensitive, and also works well in playlists. Looking forward to more.
@ShiftyRussianASMR
@ShiftyRussianASMR 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for such a detailed feedback! 🧡
@Ilyena225
@Ilyena225 4 жыл бұрын
Ive always thought Russia women were the best in the world.
@DavidChristopher333
@DavidChristopher333 4 жыл бұрын
Aside from the moments that I was busting out laughing (your sense of humor is always right up my alley), this video was absolutely captivating. More than any other ASMRtist that I've watched, your exceptionally good eye contact really creates a personal connection with the viewer. And of course...more connection equals more tingles! Pretty amazing how good you are at this already for a young channel. Looking forward to watching this channel grow 🙂❤️
@sekoncen9559
@sekoncen9559 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s legal to hit your wife” sounds more like a reason to avoid Russia rather than a reason to be attracted to Russian women. I really like the accent and I think Russian women are gorgeous but I’m not interested in my wife being afraid of me lol
@kalebschultz
@kalebschultz 2 жыл бұрын
Your voice relaxes me so fast and i fall asleep really fast. I have never got so drowsy and relaxed. I thank you so much!!!
@RM-el3gw
@RM-el3gw 3 жыл бұрын
The domestic abuse part was very sad... :(
@Oliver11992
@Oliver11992 4 жыл бұрын
Your whispers are so lovely and calming 😴
@marcuss9181
@marcuss9181 4 жыл бұрын
I love the brutal honestly and great accent. A great video!
@artyomsidorvich4489
@artyomsidorvich4489 4 жыл бұрын
Well that went from funny to ambiguously misogynistic rather quickly, but this is a level of meta-satire unachievable by most ASMR content creators. My overall reaction to this is confused laughter. Good job? Though, you do have a lovely voice and tone for asmr.
@ShiftyRussianASMR
@ShiftyRussianASMR 4 жыл бұрын
I see you got my point! Thank you
@Yourneighbor1112
@Yourneighbor1112 4 жыл бұрын
How did you keep a straight face?
@isaacezekielthecolorblindg7343
@isaacezekielthecolorblindg7343 4 жыл бұрын
Sokka
@VikingerOnYT
@VikingerOnYT 3 жыл бұрын
This was amazingggg 🥺
@anderson_c_oliveira
@anderson_c_oliveira 4 жыл бұрын
Your constant uploads make me very happy, because I love your videos and your style, you're awesome!
@jassom1270
@jassom1270 3 жыл бұрын
Hands down the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Here’s to hoping my future wife looks half as good and has calming voice like you.
@playingamesince
@playingamesince 3 жыл бұрын
My all time favorite asmr video listen to this every night 🌙
@Vpaid
@Vpaid 4 жыл бұрын
This was wonderful, perfect match of tingly and humorous!
@jagartharn6361
@jagartharn6361 4 жыл бұрын
This video was actually pretty funny. But still beautiful woman is a must watch in all seriousness.
@Oliver11992
@Oliver11992 4 жыл бұрын
Very nice and relaxed video. Your voice is also soothing. 👍💖
@mike-uk5km
@mike-uk5km 3 жыл бұрын
Please make more videos like this🤩 watched this video like 300 times great asmr
@gfdgfdet4Reqfg
@gfdgfdet4Reqfg Ай бұрын
I sure love the russian domestic household traditions
@bekind6657
@bekind6657 3 жыл бұрын
😆 I’m sold! By the way, you are the most seductive woman I’ve ever seen and you do it all without being risqué.
@DasGrosseReich
@DasGrosseReich Жыл бұрын
Ich habe gerade deinen Kanal gefunden und wollte nur sagen, dass ich deine Stimme liebe. Ich liebe deine Witze, ich mag sie alle wirklich. Bitte hör nicht auf, die Videos zu machen, niemand sonst macht sie so gut wie du.
@maquisasmr3607
@maquisasmr3607 4 жыл бұрын
Русский женский акцент вызывает у меня мурашки по спине😩😏😏
@chani2b244
@chani2b244 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for starting with comrade Truly a blessing to be called comrade
@charon5628
@charon5628 2 жыл бұрын
Your voice is beautiful. Mysterious and calming…
@l33VI08
@l33VI08 4 жыл бұрын
I’d never hit a woman I respect women
@doubtful8262
@doubtful8262 4 жыл бұрын
The ad at the end destroyed my ears on nearly full blast volume and completely woke me up from the mid falling asleep phase... Other than that, this is my favorite Shifty video! Part two?
@ShiftyRussianASMR
@ShiftyRussianASMR 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry about that. I've seen other asmrtists complaining and apologizing about YT putting midrolls on it's own without any notice. I've manually removed them all.
@Diomedes_XXII
@Diomedes_XXII 4 жыл бұрын
Hitting the women thing was unnerving... I would hope that she would do nice things for me because she wanted to... I have zero desire to ever beat a woman. Never have never will. This is actually awesome there's a really cute Eastern European / russian? Chick who lives in the valley and she's been kind of flirty with me so I didn't know what to do... What do I do LOL?
@alexia3552
@alexia3552 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry to hear that there is no justice for domestic violence victims.. I can't imagine being in a situation like that and knowing the law won't protect you =( I really hope that better laws are passed soon, and enforced properly for people's protection!
@netguy888
@netguy888 3 жыл бұрын
if you live in a ex ussr country domestic abuse is the least of your worries
@ryanfrank1309
@ryanfrank1309 Жыл бұрын
@@netguy888 In America, men beat their wives. In Soviet Russia wives beat their men!
@michaelblake908
@michaelblake908 4 жыл бұрын
Wow. So good! Glad I found your channel.
@isaacezekielthecolorblindg7343
@isaacezekielthecolorblindg7343 4 жыл бұрын
I always want a traditional wife but theres like 2 left in canada until I moved to RuSsIa
@jaybartgis5148
@jaybartgis5148 4 жыл бұрын
Bro make us videos about your experiences. How hard it was to get a visa, how life is like, etc
@DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth
@DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth 3 жыл бұрын
This dude is living the dream he straight up moved to Russia
@91Kobayashi
@91Kobayashi 4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time that an asmr video make me laugh. You're a star!
@acruzp
@acruzp 4 жыл бұрын
You're having way too much fun with this
@brasilisregnum7381
@brasilisregnum7381 3 жыл бұрын
Just found the best ASMR channel!
@kitkatlovesenglish
@kitkatlovesenglish 4 жыл бұрын
I'm addicted to this❣
@pirouzufan
@pirouzufan 3 жыл бұрын
2:06 - 2:35 this is my favorite part 😂😂😂 very endearing elena ❤
@ehallam08
@ehallam08 4 жыл бұрын
Russian women drive me crazy in a good way.
@BloodyAsmr
@BloodyAsmr 4 жыл бұрын
Как же это приятно, слышать английский от тебя, но я даже не разбираюсь в нём, но очень круто говоришь шепотом 😍😍😍
@dessertofhearts2147
@dessertofhearts2147 3 жыл бұрын
This lady looks Like the Moon! We Enjoyed it! She Enjoyed it!
@pixelnauts7670
@pixelnauts7670 4 жыл бұрын
Wow like 2 minutes in and I'm entranced. I'll do whatever you say, asmr lady.
@Nightsplayer
@Nightsplayer 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to hear and learn of what you have to go through.
@DTDiese
@DTDiese 2 ай бұрын
This was the darkest satire I've ever heard 😅
@griffinwik
@griffinwik 3 жыл бұрын
I found this on April Fools Day and thought it was posted today
@mike-uk5km
@mike-uk5km 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite asmr video of all time🦋🌹🦋
@bigbyrdy8628
@bigbyrdy8628 3 жыл бұрын
As me being an American and hating America. I’m personally not offended by the “rude” stuff. I honestly find this useful information and very interesting but I’ll never hit a woman still even if you know whatever happens I rather treat ze my partner with respect and care, but um thank you for this useful information and my question is do you think you could do a video about some of the laws in Russia like what’s legal or illegal?
@Bolshoytsheburek
@Bolshoytsheburek 4 жыл бұрын
Какая классная и симпатичная девушка! )
@F5Storm1
@F5Storm1 4 жыл бұрын
I dont think it's okay to beat a woman no matter what
@bowlofbeans7549
@bowlofbeans7549 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly want a Russian woman now
@tw0ofh3arts50
@tw0ofh3arts50 3 жыл бұрын
Me, a bisexual feminine creature: ah yes, russian women- for real tho, i literally love russian women- they are so beautiful and their voices are so calming
@jadestewart2860
@jadestewart2860 4 жыл бұрын
Could you do a makeup video w out the sultry nature? I love your accent. Thank you!
@nitrodudezoom
@nitrodudezoom 3 жыл бұрын
"Hello, comrade..." Oh fuck.
@marvinzavala9984
@marvinzavala9984 4 жыл бұрын
Hi from Vancouver 🇨🇦. Very nice Video thanks for sharing.
@spacepiratejacen2258
@spacepiratejacen2258 4 жыл бұрын
Jolly good fun! 👍🏻👍🏻🖤
@xaxai127
@xaxai127 4 жыл бұрын
Asmr german accent: AGSMHR GERMHAN HACCEN*T*
@fallofmanbrand
@fallofmanbrand 4 жыл бұрын
great video bro
@abaker6280
@abaker6280 3 жыл бұрын
My favoritw singera are Dimitri Hvorostovsky and Anna Netrebko!❤❤❤!
@lukeluke8812
@lukeluke8812 4 жыл бұрын
postage is outrageous though... pros and cons i guess 😐😋
@shawnvines2514
@shawnvines2514 3 жыл бұрын
Much better than the Slavic girls ads that YT pushes at me when I watch this video!
@revtmyers1
@revtmyers1 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sold
@marcopoloignacio
@marcopoloignacio 4 жыл бұрын
Nice sound test 👌👍
@paganwitch123
@paganwitch123 4 жыл бұрын
The comment section is sus but the video is great 😂
@lslewis
@lslewis 4 жыл бұрын
I have some experience in this area. They are even worth learning the language XD.
@ArgosySpecOps
@ArgosySpecOps 4 жыл бұрын
12:44 subliminal, subliminal!
@catherinetarry1059
@catherinetarry1059 4 жыл бұрын
Did you notice the three flashes
@ArgosySpecOps
@ArgosySpecOps 4 жыл бұрын
@@catherinetarry1059 Yes. That's why I made the post about subliminal messaging. Shifty FSB is activating sleeper agents. Have you experienced any timeloss recently? 🤔😂
@dexinblue5404
@dexinblue5404 2 ай бұрын
Ima be honest my main attraction is the accent, russian, southern, and a few others😅
@ТимурАхметов-к6м
@ТимурАхметов-к6м 4 жыл бұрын
У меня на днях экзамен по английскому, и говорю я также как ты в этом видео))) хахах, but i won't give up, because this is a real steel russian mentality. Good job, my comrade!
@ShiftyRussianASMR
@ShiftyRussianASMR 4 жыл бұрын
Удачи на экзамене! Я тут, конечно, утрирую свой акцент в целях перфоманса.
@ТимурАхметов-к6м
@ТимурАхметов-к6м 4 жыл бұрын
@@ShiftyRussianASMR Спасибо! I will do my best!
@davidferguson235
@davidferguson235 3 жыл бұрын
Great video 👌🏻
@Slusheefiend
@Slusheefiend 2 жыл бұрын
Me after hearing that hitting your wife is legal: I would cry if I accidentally hurt her because I would feel so bad-
@zubinkeorion5346
@zubinkeorion5346 4 жыл бұрын
Ja tebya lubluy. Greetings from your people the paradise country Turkey, We like the Russians and woman really you re beatiful womans.
@jaybartgis5148
@jaybartgis5148 4 жыл бұрын
"Paradise country"
@alinas.3433
@alinas.3433 4 жыл бұрын
hello comrades lol😂
@Ilyena225
@Ilyena225 4 жыл бұрын
GREAT ASMR BTW
@josephpalumbo3876
@josephpalumbo3876 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds good to me.
@spacepiratejacen2258
@spacepiratejacen2258 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect video comrade! 🔟♥️☠️🏴👨🏻‍🚀🌌🌠✨🧜🌊 Thank you
@spacepiratejacen2258
@spacepiratejacen2258 4 жыл бұрын
It's Michael
@mordeqai1813
@mordeqai1813 3 жыл бұрын
this is great! 😄
@ddyracer7084
@ddyracer7084 4 жыл бұрын
I fall asleep to this one...
@Hellohzbsh
@Hellohzbsh 3 ай бұрын
They still value themselves.
@bowlofbeans7549
@bowlofbeans7549 4 жыл бұрын
Id never hit a woman
@Michaelengelmann
@Michaelengelmann 4 жыл бұрын
I say it’s bc capitalistic men cannot find love in their own countries or just find women from other, non capitalist countries more beautiful 🤷🏽‍♂️ my 21 year old ass will probably have luck finding love in Russia or former Soviet held country 😅🤷🏽‍♂️
@RM-el3gw
@RM-el3gw 3 жыл бұрын
if you're not a pussy, perhaps.
@deromerooseveltclinton2166
@deromerooseveltclinton2166 3 жыл бұрын
Wow Russian women sound wonderful... shame I'm not allowed to have one :(
@jargeentoo
@jargeentoo 4 жыл бұрын
Hey-Mac and cheese isn’t bullshit! That’s the top of the pyramid!
@Z3r0.L0g1x
@Z3r0.L0g1x 4 ай бұрын
I'd give anything for a russian woman. I'm taking russian classes in university. 🤞🤞
@TheNecessaryEvil
@TheNecessaryEvil 3 ай бұрын
20 year old Russian: take me shopping. 40 year old Russian: sit, eat this meal, I go chop down forest
@shooterjenkins7089
@shooterjenkins7089 3 жыл бұрын
That's kinda sad that some of these Russian women do these types of things not out of the kindness of their souls or hearts but because they don't wanna get beaten by their men.
@rocksteel44
@rocksteel44 3 жыл бұрын
...I LOVED THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
@Diomedes_XXII
@Diomedes_XXII 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously, how do I approach her? I have no idea about many russian customs... I've lived in Portugal and also Puerto Rico... But that's not the same. I'm divorced and have ZERO clue anymore about "dating". Regardless, I'm going to do that, approach her... I just wanted to not step all over my feet or mess my words up when I did so. Help a fool out..?
@nelsonfractal
@nelsonfractal 9 ай бұрын
Learning Russian right now.
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