She look cute but don’t be fool she work for the KGB
@BIGDAWG913314 жыл бұрын
A woman that has fier arm training and is able to assemble my favorite gun an ak 47 and disassemble easy as brushing your teeth yes where she at
@alantaylor32394 жыл бұрын
She is a "Honeypot" from Putin's FSB
@KRaikkonenSF4 жыл бұрын
Well since I work for KGB too, at least I won't have to lie about what I do :) Wait....
@BrokTheLoneWolf3 жыл бұрын
Red Sparrow
@connornicholas86282 жыл бұрын
Worth it, though.
@gwonkbinku3094 жыл бұрын
Russian women are perfect imo the accent alone sends shivers down my spine in a good way
@Nick-vc1je4 жыл бұрын
Oh man I gotta say it this time... SIMP!!!!! (Jk lol kinda agree)
@gwonkbinku3094 жыл бұрын
@@Nick-vc1je I do know I ain't a simp because I don't throw da boys to the side for women
@F5Storm14 жыл бұрын
And they fix a real meal not some bs fast food crap
@kidofsteel03624 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. I’m friends with this Lithuanian Girl and I wish she did ASMR because she has the perfect voice for it lol
@srpskabalI4 жыл бұрын
In Eastern Europe, we have a word for weird simps/ individuals that idealise Russia its slavaboo
@AodhanBulger3 жыл бұрын
I was searching for heavy Russian accents because I adore heavy accents, especially Russian and Ukrainian accents, and I found your video. I found it very funny and also cute. You have a very soothing voice, wonderful accent. Thanks.
@scubamac99154 жыл бұрын
"Don't get me wrong, sandwiches is alright." Made me lol
@agentbanana85223 жыл бұрын
laughs in pootisman
@Non-Prefecture6 ай бұрын
Sandwiches is good ..
@softgoth62714 жыл бұрын
Start of the video: "This probably wont be that good" 2 minutes in: *Half asleep*
@rolierz3 жыл бұрын
Something about Russian women seems so attractive.
@clarkogle30674 жыл бұрын
Dude this is fantastic! I'm usually a fan of higher pitched voices but this is certainly an exception. Very good stuff.
@nitrodudezoom4 жыл бұрын
wtf I want to seize the means of production now
@goatboytheimmortal83596 ай бұрын
I have your back comrade.
@rileywarfield70703 ай бұрын
LOOOOL same
@Neptunianus4 жыл бұрын
I never laughed so much with an ASMR thank you kindly
@daspooterman4 жыл бұрын
Uranium doesn't make clothes smell ill keep that in mind next time I do laundry at chernobyl
@susboichooy4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@green_a.o2903 Жыл бұрын
You know what, while I was in isolation battling covid in 2021, I found comfort in this video. Like this is the asmr that was able to calm me down that time. Thank you shifty 💞
@mkiiajax96684 жыл бұрын
Me: "Im an american patriot and my loyalty will never be broken!" Shifty Russian: "Hello!" Me: "Greetings Comrade!" *USSR anthem plays in background*
@Sir-Cletus3 жыл бұрын
It is switch between Chairman Mao, President Stalin or the stylish one.
@TheWhiteDeath133 жыл бұрын
I'm willing to switch sides
@emperorpalpatine12283 жыл бұрын
You were never an American Patriot.
@mkiiajax96683 жыл бұрын
@@emperorpalpatine1228 you were never really the Senate
@pablosdead4 жыл бұрын
bruh 😩 russian accent is so hot
@qlinsa4 жыл бұрын
I'm Russian. ..and this is the first time I've heard a Russian accent called "hot"... I'm kind of flattered..
@davide28904 жыл бұрын
@@qlinsa yeah polina
@F5Storm14 жыл бұрын
Wifey material
@lisabolin93074 жыл бұрын
@@qlinsa согласна 😂😂 наш акцент это жесть
@Profile__13 жыл бұрын
@@qlinsa Yo that's the first time you've heard that? Whaaaat? I mean honestly I thought it was well known that most people dig the Russian accent in both men and women.
@1a7med13 жыл бұрын
Highly entertaining. Huge Austin powers energy. I also like how you bring up difficult topics with comedy, like Sacha Baron Cohen does. Good job comrade!
@F5Storm1 Жыл бұрын
I've been watching your videos for a while and I keep gravitating to this one at night when I get comfy in bed, your soft spoken voice and accent give me tingles and make me very relaxed. Hope you're doing well.❤
@angelus_solus4 жыл бұрын
I can tell you one thing about lassies from Russia...that accent makes you melt. It would seem like I'm not the only one who thinks that way either after scanning through the comments.
@malevolentasmr26434 жыл бұрын
Delightful. A very soothing voice, and good recording quality. Not too loud, which is especially good for the insomniac listener, anyone whose ASMR is volume sensitive, and also works well in playlists. Looking forward to more.
@ShiftyRussianASMR4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for such a detailed feedback! 🧡
@Ilyena2254 жыл бұрын
Ive always thought Russia women were the best in the world.
@DavidChristopher3334 жыл бұрын
Aside from the moments that I was busting out laughing (your sense of humor is always right up my alley), this video was absolutely captivating. More than any other ASMRtist that I've watched, your exceptionally good eye contact really creates a personal connection with the viewer. And of course...more connection equals more tingles! Pretty amazing how good you are at this already for a young channel. Looking forward to watching this channel grow 🙂❤️
@sekoncen95593 жыл бұрын
“It’s legal to hit your wife” sounds more like a reason to avoid Russia rather than a reason to be attracted to Russian women. I really like the accent and I think Russian women are gorgeous but I’m not interested in my wife being afraid of me lol
@kalebschultz2 жыл бұрын
Your voice relaxes me so fast and i fall asleep really fast. I have never got so drowsy and relaxed. I thank you so much!!!
@RM-el3gw3 жыл бұрын
The domestic abuse part was very sad... :(
@Oliver119924 жыл бұрын
Your whispers are so lovely and calming 😴
@marcuss91814 жыл бұрын
I love the brutal honestly and great accent. A great video!
@artyomsidorvich44894 жыл бұрын
Well that went from funny to ambiguously misogynistic rather quickly, but this is a level of meta-satire unachievable by most ASMR content creators. My overall reaction to this is confused laughter. Good job? Though, you do have a lovely voice and tone for asmr.
@ShiftyRussianASMR4 жыл бұрын
I see you got my point! Thank you
@Yourneighbor11124 жыл бұрын
How did you keep a straight face?
@isaacezekielthecolorblindg73434 жыл бұрын
Sokka
@VikingerOnYT3 жыл бұрын
This was amazingggg 🥺
@anderson_c_oliveira4 жыл бұрын
Your constant uploads make me very happy, because I love your videos and your style, you're awesome!
@jassom12703 жыл бұрын
Hands down the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Here’s to hoping my future wife looks half as good and has calming voice like you.
@playingamesince3 жыл бұрын
My all time favorite asmr video listen to this every night 🌙
@Vpaid4 жыл бұрын
This was wonderful, perfect match of tingly and humorous!
@jagartharn63614 жыл бұрын
This video was actually pretty funny. But still beautiful woman is a must watch in all seriousness.
@Oliver119924 жыл бұрын
Very nice and relaxed video. Your voice is also soothing. 👍💖
@mike-uk5km3 жыл бұрын
Please make more videos like this🤩 watched this video like 300 times great asmr
@gfdgfdet4ReqfgАй бұрын
I sure love the russian domestic household traditions
@bekind66573 жыл бұрын
😆 I’m sold! By the way, you are the most seductive woman I’ve ever seen and you do it all without being risqué.
@DasGrosseReich Жыл бұрын
Ich habe gerade deinen Kanal gefunden und wollte nur sagen, dass ich deine Stimme liebe. Ich liebe deine Witze, ich mag sie alle wirklich. Bitte hör nicht auf, die Videos zu machen, niemand sonst macht sie so gut wie du.
@maquisasmr36074 жыл бұрын
Русский женский акцент вызывает у меня мурашки по спине😩😏😏
@chani2b2443 жыл бұрын
Thank you for starting with comrade Truly a blessing to be called comrade
@charon56282 жыл бұрын
Your voice is beautiful. Mysterious and calming…
@l33VI084 жыл бұрын
I’d never hit a woman I respect women
@doubtful82624 жыл бұрын
The ad at the end destroyed my ears on nearly full blast volume and completely woke me up from the mid falling asleep phase... Other than that, this is my favorite Shifty video! Part two?
@ShiftyRussianASMR4 жыл бұрын
Sorry about that. I've seen other asmrtists complaining and apologizing about YT putting midrolls on it's own without any notice. I've manually removed them all.
@Diomedes_XXII4 жыл бұрын
Hitting the women thing was unnerving... I would hope that she would do nice things for me because she wanted to... I have zero desire to ever beat a woman. Never have never will. This is actually awesome there's a really cute Eastern European / russian? Chick who lives in the valley and she's been kind of flirty with me so I didn't know what to do... What do I do LOL?
@alexia35523 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry to hear that there is no justice for domestic violence victims.. I can't imagine being in a situation like that and knowing the law won't protect you =( I really hope that better laws are passed soon, and enforced properly for people's protection!
@netguy8883 жыл бұрын
if you live in a ex ussr country domestic abuse is the least of your worries
@ryanfrank1309 Жыл бұрын
@@netguy888 In America, men beat their wives. In Soviet Russia wives beat their men!
@michaelblake9084 жыл бұрын
Wow. So good! Glad I found your channel.
@isaacezekielthecolorblindg73434 жыл бұрын
I always want a traditional wife but theres like 2 left in canada until I moved to RuSsIa
@jaybartgis51484 жыл бұрын
Bro make us videos about your experiences. How hard it was to get a visa, how life is like, etc
@DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth3 жыл бұрын
This dude is living the dream he straight up moved to Russia
@91Kobayashi4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time that an asmr video make me laugh. You're a star!
@acruzp4 жыл бұрын
You're having way too much fun with this
@brasilisregnum73813 жыл бұрын
Just found the best ASMR channel!
@kitkatlovesenglish4 жыл бұрын
I'm addicted to this❣
@pirouzufan3 жыл бұрын
2:06 - 2:35 this is my favorite part 😂😂😂 very endearing elena ❤
@ehallam084 жыл бұрын
Russian women drive me crazy in a good way.
@BloodyAsmr4 жыл бұрын
Как же это приятно, слышать английский от тебя, но я даже не разбираюсь в нём, но очень круто говоришь шепотом 😍😍😍
@dessertofhearts21473 жыл бұрын
This lady looks Like the Moon! We Enjoyed it! She Enjoyed it!
@pixelnauts76704 жыл бұрын
Wow like 2 minutes in and I'm entranced. I'll do whatever you say, asmr lady.
@Nightsplayer4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to hear and learn of what you have to go through.
@DTDiese2 ай бұрын
This was the darkest satire I've ever heard 😅
@griffinwik3 жыл бұрын
I found this on April Fools Day and thought it was posted today
@mike-uk5km3 жыл бұрын
My favorite asmr video of all time🦋🌹🦋
@bigbyrdy86283 жыл бұрын
As me being an American and hating America. I’m personally not offended by the “rude” stuff. I honestly find this useful information and very interesting but I’ll never hit a woman still even if you know whatever happens I rather treat ze my partner with respect and care, but um thank you for this useful information and my question is do you think you could do a video about some of the laws in Russia like what’s legal or illegal?
@Bolshoytsheburek4 жыл бұрын
Какая классная и симпатичная девушка! )
@F5Storm14 жыл бұрын
I dont think it's okay to beat a woman no matter what
@bowlofbeans75494 жыл бұрын
I honestly want a Russian woman now
@tw0ofh3arts503 жыл бұрын
Me, a bisexual feminine creature: ah yes, russian women- for real tho, i literally love russian women- they are so beautiful and their voices are so calming
@jadestewart28604 жыл бұрын
Could you do a makeup video w out the sultry nature? I love your accent. Thank you!
@nitrodudezoom3 жыл бұрын
"Hello, comrade..." Oh fuck.
@marvinzavala99844 жыл бұрын
Hi from Vancouver 🇨🇦. Very nice Video thanks for sharing.
@spacepiratejacen22584 жыл бұрын
Jolly good fun! 👍🏻👍🏻🖤
@xaxai1274 жыл бұрын
Asmr german accent: AGSMHR GERMHAN HACCEN*T*
@fallofmanbrand4 жыл бұрын
great video bro
@abaker62803 жыл бұрын
My favoritw singera are Dimitri Hvorostovsky and Anna Netrebko!❤❤❤!
@lukeluke88124 жыл бұрын
postage is outrageous though... pros and cons i guess 😐😋
@shawnvines25143 жыл бұрын
Much better than the Slavic girls ads that YT pushes at me when I watch this video!
@revtmyers13 жыл бұрын
I'm sold
@marcopoloignacio4 жыл бұрын
Nice sound test 👌👍
@paganwitch1234 жыл бұрын
The comment section is sus but the video is great 😂
@lslewis4 жыл бұрын
I have some experience in this area. They are even worth learning the language XD.
@ArgosySpecOps4 жыл бұрын
12:44 subliminal, subliminal!
@catherinetarry10594 жыл бұрын
Did you notice the three flashes
@ArgosySpecOps4 жыл бұрын
@@catherinetarry1059 Yes. That's why I made the post about subliminal messaging. Shifty FSB is activating sleeper agents. Have you experienced any timeloss recently? 🤔😂
@dexinblue54042 ай бұрын
Ima be honest my main attraction is the accent, russian, southern, and a few others😅
@ТимурАхметов-к6м4 жыл бұрын
У меня на днях экзамен по английскому, и говорю я также как ты в этом видео))) хахах, but i won't give up, because this is a real steel russian mentality. Good job, my comrade!
@ShiftyRussianASMR4 жыл бұрын
Удачи на экзамене! Я тут, конечно, утрирую свой акцент в целях перфоманса.
@ТимурАхметов-к6м4 жыл бұрын
@@ShiftyRussianASMR Спасибо! I will do my best!
@davidferguson2353 жыл бұрын
Great video 👌🏻
@Slusheefiend2 жыл бұрын
Me after hearing that hitting your wife is legal: I would cry if I accidentally hurt her because I would feel so bad-
@zubinkeorion53464 жыл бұрын
Ja tebya lubluy. Greetings from your people the paradise country Turkey, We like the Russians and woman really you re beatiful womans.
@jaybartgis51484 жыл бұрын
"Paradise country"
@alinas.34334 жыл бұрын
hello comrades lol😂
@Ilyena2254 жыл бұрын
GREAT ASMR BTW
@josephpalumbo38763 жыл бұрын
Sounds good to me.
@spacepiratejacen22584 жыл бұрын
Perfect video comrade! 🔟♥️☠️🏴👨🏻🚀🌌🌠✨🧜🌊 Thank you
@spacepiratejacen22584 жыл бұрын
It's Michael
@mordeqai18133 жыл бұрын
this is great! 😄
@ddyracer70844 жыл бұрын
I fall asleep to this one...
@Hellohzbsh3 ай бұрын
They still value themselves.
@bowlofbeans75494 жыл бұрын
Id never hit a woman
@Michaelengelmann4 жыл бұрын
I say it’s bc capitalistic men cannot find love in their own countries or just find women from other, non capitalist countries more beautiful 🤷🏽♂️ my 21 year old ass will probably have luck finding love in Russia or former Soviet held country 😅🤷🏽♂️
@RM-el3gw3 жыл бұрын
if you're not a pussy, perhaps.
@deromerooseveltclinton21663 жыл бұрын
Wow Russian women sound wonderful... shame I'm not allowed to have one :(
@jargeentoo4 жыл бұрын
Hey-Mac and cheese isn’t bullshit! That’s the top of the pyramid!
@Z3r0.L0g1x4 ай бұрын
I'd give anything for a russian woman. I'm taking russian classes in university. 🤞🤞
@TheNecessaryEvil3 ай бұрын
20 year old Russian: take me shopping. 40 year old Russian: sit, eat this meal, I go chop down forest
@shooterjenkins70893 жыл бұрын
That's kinda sad that some of these Russian women do these types of things not out of the kindness of their souls or hearts but because they don't wanna get beaten by their men.
@rocksteel443 жыл бұрын
...I LOVED THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
@Diomedes_XXII4 жыл бұрын
Seriously, how do I approach her? I have no idea about many russian customs... I've lived in Portugal and also Puerto Rico... But that's not the same. I'm divorced and have ZERO clue anymore about "dating". Regardless, I'm going to do that, approach her... I just wanted to not step all over my feet or mess my words up when I did so. Help a fool out..?