ASMR Android Repair Roleplay

Welcome to the future. It's FREEDOM, it's awesome and we're glad to have you. BUT WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT THOSE EPIC THINGAMAJIGS ARE FOR?
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[@tgazri2011]

Its been years but i still keep coming here, u definitely need to have a part 2 of this repair series

[@ShowToddSomeLove]

This is the most realistic portrayal of the personality of a robot repairman I've ever seen.

[@serrstevful]

Wait so you’ve seen android repairmen-

[@702slim]

I cop c

[@AbuseForViews]

Repairer: "Let me know how many dimensions you perceive" Me: "five" Repairer: "five?" Me: **minor freakout**

[@Umbergnome]

That's why we do it with precise numbers. For reactions like this. :) Also, you should REALLY have a specialist look into that feeling in your left ankle, it looks like it could really get bad.

[@AbuseForViews]

I have a few spare legs that I can use if it gets too bad.

[@itzalt8860]

same 😂

[@gr80k]

Wow. Dude. This is the good stuff. Mind you, Robot Repair Roleplay is already one of my favorite ASMRchetypes, but this is on a different level. You kept character superbly. The props were all neat and tingly without pandering. My favorite aspect other than the murmured asides was the world building. The exposition given fit the character and, to me at least, was a cool and original idea for a future society. I won't be missing any of your videos, so keep em coming

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks a lot! You named the exact things that I seek in other people's roleplays! I'm a story addict, so I make sure I keep filming more takes until the story makes sense to me. I almost didn't publish this one, because I feared it didn't contain enough trigger sounds. I forgot some tools that were right next to me! I'm definitely making a sequel someday!

[@crowle373]

11.11.2026 would be a good time for that sequel :)

[@yourlocaldummy99]

How about now?

[@gr80k]

@@yourlocaldummy99 I got some catching up to do, but I'll be damned if I was lying.

[@songbanana8]

Wow what incredible world building. I love how you make it seam so realistic and natural even though the scenario is not! Please make more so I can tell you what the thingamajigs are for!

[@Umbergnome]

I fully intend to. IF LIFE WILL GIVE ME TIME to do it!

[@ShowToddSomeLove]

oh damn he's an Android too I didn't see that coming

[@sumi5880]

i've watched this like seven times now, and every single time i'm disappointed in myself for not telling this curious man what he wants to know!! he deserves to learn but jokes aside this is one of my favorite asmr videos and i'm a big fan of your work and style! keep up the good work!

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks!

[@liamduffin2208]

Hi my name is Connor I'm the android sent by CyberLife

[@GaslampASMR]

Wow, really impressive. Natural, detailed, immersive. Well done!

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks!

[@epistemialiliasmr5630]

"It saved my bacon several times" lol. I love your role plays. Your improv with the items is amusing. And of course very tingly :)

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks!

[@Es_Don_Val]

5 years later and this video never fails to relax

[@bournestorm6772]

What is the object you started using at 2:36? I got some crazy tingles from whatever that was! Love the video

[@Umbergnome]

It's an OLD stereo (maybe binaural? I don't know, it never worked since I got it from a junk shop) microphone with adjustable angles for each head. It's all plastic, and it cracked when pressing on it, so I combined that with dragging my thumb across it. I'm glad you liked it! I may bring it back!

[@Rumblephil1]

When the century-old secret of the nuke battery-powered vibrating butt plug almost leaks out

[@ReeseKB98]

Yet again,another stupendous performance by the Umbergnome man himself.Loved the improve,and the tingles. I cannot wait until the next video!

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks! but you will HAVE to wait! Just like me! I'd do ASMR at least once a week, but some weeks won't let me! For the next one, I'm wondering if I should do something more woodpeckerish, or rainstickish?

[@handmetheparachute]

For some reason I thought you were going to be fixing smartphones XD Great video

[@Umbergnome]

Darn, I should have thought of that!

[@Common_Cents]

This was an A1 video my friend, glad I stumbled upon it

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks!

[@chuckles2364]

Common Cents Late joke but, more like AI!

[@letsfuckonthemoon6082]

Chuckles bruh

[@Common_Cents]

@@chuckles2364 made me chuckle

[@Bunnibellx]

am I the only who thought about dbh ( Detroit: become human ) throughout the video?

[@ShowToddSomeLove]

Years later i still wanna know what the leg thing is.

[@neetlikereallyneet9103]

This boi gon' fix Woody up for the museum! This was awesome, nonetheless.

[@markusholzknecht2028]

one of the most awesome asmr rp i ever seen

[@nikiiv]

Man, you are a hidden gem. Wish you would make more of these, professional role plays, without the airs and graces most ASMR artists do. You healer series is also good, but this is top-notch..

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks! I have much work these days, but soon as I can, more videos coming. Better lighting too!

[@chinoyomaji288]

Tier good stuff bro! I like it and you explained you looking human smoooothly. Love what you got put man, keep it up.

[@davidlabelle361]

This video helped me get some sleep last night without swallowing a mountain of sleeping pills. I needed some grounding after being disappointed with "Alien: Covenant".

[@jackbardos5293]

there were only 1 thing i'd like to adress on your video sir. since this is the first video. (and its over 3 months old) the crackle of your earbuds/plug was very disturbing.. really jolted me out of my chair and vibe... the video as a whole? very creative and enjoyable. subbed and liked cheers jack

[@XerxesOriginal]

when I saw this in my feed i was excited!!! (whispering yell) :D

[@jasoncarr7468]

I love this because of how sure you are of what you're doing. It's like you are actually doing it it seems like you know what you're doing every time.

[@Umbergnome]

Hey, I gotta convince myself before filming. Glad it's working!

[@jasoncarr7468]

Just another day in the office haha

[@eddieboomtroopa2608]

Did you get any inspiration for this video for Dr. tingles ? Ps loved this tingles

[@Umbergnome]

Sure! I LOVE robot repair roleplays, and his was really good. I saw it a few weeks ago. I didn't take notes on what I wanted to use, but I'm sure I've been influenced by what he did. We need more robot roleplays, for more variety! I Already know what I want to do for my next attempt: featuring MORE real tool sounds, and giving less of a speech. Maybe I should have planned this one more before filming, because instead of shooting for an hour or two, I spent an entire day! Improv is powerful creative force, but it demands a lot of time and energy! And the end result will almost always be very different to what you were aiming for. For me, that's often a good thing.

[@jasoncarr7468]

Eddie boomtroopa haha love him too

[@kgdhh]

Terrific video - you're definitely one of my new favorites. Like others have said, you seem very natural and confident, everything is detailed, the role playing is great :) Terrific vid all round.

[@chucky_music]

Where's part 2?!

[@Umbergnome]

Down the block, left building, access via door 3, and go all the way to the back. Part two is right next to the one-year supply of dehydrated probiotic raviolis.

[@chucky_music]

Instructions unclear, ended up watching Ephemeral Rift

[@SPlenkYT]

Holy shit, when i clicked on this vid i thought it was Heisenberg

[@atticusfinch6038]

I like how you didn't go dystopian trope its much more relaxing and how id like to believe the future could be if ai ever got to that level

[@colorsred2771]

my money is on it being an overdesinged club for self defence

[@sirprintalot]

This is my favourite ASMR video. Not even joking. Haven't found anything as good as this.

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks a bunch. Imagine when I REALLY prepare for the next attempt at this! This one was so rushed!

[@velu2957]

@@Umbergnome I'm interpreting this as an 'Yes, a sequel is confirmed'

[@CptComeshot]

You got the gift man. Make more content!!

[@bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk]

But I have Iphone

[@Umbergnome]

EYE PHONE? Must hurt when you scroll with fingers!!!

[@brickhd6163]

I have a HEADphone

[@daniel_dastra]

I normally don't comment in ASMR videos (though i frequently watch a bunch of them), but this video is definetly superb, everything in it is just so great, your character acts and speak like a real person, the plot that you've built only with your words is truly fantastic, and the immersion that everything in this video provides is astonishing, i've never watched an ASMR video so capivating as yours!! Keep up this marvellous work!

[@Umbergnome]

Thank you very much! It feels good when people notice the efforts that go into these. I am eager to get back to making videos, soon as I clear some time from work. I fully intend to make a better repair video, with more triggers!

[@shadow1might]

Absolutely wonderful. I've fallen in love with your asmr videos ever since the healer video you did, it was done in such a magical way i was able to fully relax and feel immersed in the world you created, the first time i even responded out loud a few times without even thinking hah, i was that deep in your story and character you crafted. You bring something truly unique to the asmr community and i thank you for it.

[@Umbergnome]

Thank you for taking the time to convey your appreciation! It means a lot to me. I wish I had more time to make videos, more often!

[@MouseMostly]

Damn, this is good! And I was so close missing it

[@Umbergnome]

How miss it? Planning to change planes of existence? There are many older videos in my channel. There is one that actually makes ME fall asleep (even when I filmed it)!

[@ChloePrice1994]

I didn't even know that I have this "flashlight" in my leg lmfao...mhm.....gotta be 9S fault. 😂

[@yukkeUsagi]

Ahhhh! This is the best Friday gift for me!

[@jayforgeard1938]

Ok so the story just reminded me of overwatch with the omnic war

[@thebochnessmonster8651]

Ive watched this video over 1000 times and I’m not kidding by far my favourite ASMR vid ❤️ thank you

[@quelquun9448]

5 years later i still come to hear this roleplay. Best triggers at 02:40

[@Miothederp]

Absolutely loved this, if you make another vid like this, can you make it in the timespan before the patient android woke up? Just asking ;3 keep up the good work

[@Umbergnome]

A prequel? I don't have the budget for a time machine, not even the rental of one!

[@Miothederp]

you are a mechanic! build one, the photon accelerator doesnt cost more than 3 000 if you get it on the black market

[@anthonyoverbay4448]

Thankfully you didn't "test" that last item. That is my nuclear self destruct device... 😳..*my face the whole time you're waving it around*

[@failed_son4957]

If you converted from android to full biological, are you not human? Isn't that the reverse of a human becoming android? What truly makes us human?

[@Umbergnome]

Insanity makes you human. A special combo of contradictions, conundrums, and a great gift for failure to produce a heck of a lot of learning.

[@rikustorm13]

"What truly makes us human?" Dang I didn't expect to think this deeply today

[@doxy2461]

Ah, so glad to have a new upload from you. Fantastic work, as always.

[@curtiswaters7415]

The content here was fantastic! You have great talent. But the audio quality was a little lacking, there were a few times when some very harsh noises occurred. Keep up the great work, and perhaps look into a better mic in the future. Subbed.

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks! I do what I can, with the equipment I can afford. I already spent over two thousand dollars on this channel so far, so it may be a long while before I spend any more. The mic is fine, but there was some glitch I wasn't able to detect as I was filming.

[@brickhd6163]

@@Umbergnome hav u ever thought of pulling it out and plugging it back in?

[@phylactery8107]

Man, you're just m'favourite. every single video you put out is a ringer for me, and this one's no exception. thanks for having such a nifty brain.

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks!

[@table2065]

l love this video. Subscribed

[@shabranigdodurano4221]

eeeeeeeh buddy chum pal friend amigo homeslice breadslice, I got in a little curfuffle and wouldn't you know it, the monitor display on my forehead got busted up. Now body can tell where I'm looking at, since my eyes only appear on the display. I was fighting one hell of an eldritch beast. Soooooo care to help a god slaying brother out? //this paragraph was my way of asking for a follow up/addition to the "story". p.s the damage was because I slipped on some slime, and the "god" I slayed was a land jellyfish the size of a lunchbox, keep that between us.

[@Umbergnome]

When I make a sequel, the story usually continues. Coincidence? I think not!

[@shabranigdodurano4221]

over dramatic gasp!

[@staghearted9875]

When he goes "right ear, connection" THERE IS THIS MASSIVE "BLLTTZZZ" Noise, it scares the shit out of me XD

[@Umbergnome]

Yeah, I still don't know what that was. MAYBE I'm being spied on!

[@staghearted9875]

NAY! it cant be! How!!? the future is supposed to be a place of peace! Where cars fly and the government are a tad bit kinder to us!

[@Liberty874]

Funny....subbed!!!

[@NepNep_18]

is this Cyberpunk 2077 in the making?

[@rikustorm13]

Yes?

[@MrPlaidFace]

Do you speak Swedish? And were you born in Switzerland?

[@Umbergnome]

Nope. I'm French Canadian.

[@brickhd6163]

@@Umbergnome frenadian

[@kalagodofdeath]

OMG! why has it taken me so long to find. amazing

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks! I wasn't 100% satisfied with this one, but the next attempt at these kinds of triggers will be so much better! More Sounds, because more preparation!

[@Poultrygiest]

.....OH HE SAID FLASHLIGHT. Hha ha ha oh god....

[@rikustorm13]

"I'm an android as well" Me: WTF?!

[@Yoarashi]

Pretty fun idea with mostly excellent execution here. The script, props, and acting are, I would say, top notch. But audio is the most important aspect of an ASMR video, and I find it very hard to immerse or relax when there are sudden HUGE volume spikes ("RIP headphone users", as they say). The noise from putting down objects is one thing, but the strange glitchy BZZT sounds every now and then I couldn't bear. Had to stop watching, even though it was so interesting :(

[@Umbergnome]

Comments like this help no one. Things have been learned, better results upcoming. If you expect perfection all the time, you'll lead a miserable life of dissatisfaction.

[@HarleyQuinnofHate]

I feel like Yoarashi's comment was ass constrautive as you will ever get from a KZbin comment. That being said, I really do agree. The acting and props and everything was top notch, which is no surprise coming from you, but the sounds were very jarring on this video. I enjoyed it none the less, but had to keep the volume way down. Either way, your content is appreciated and we can't ask more of you as this is free content. :)

[@princessalwi]

lol "saved my bacon" made me giggle

[@Tbcw42]

Test my hearing? Oh please do, somethings definitely wrong in here.

[@slinkyatrest]

I feel great now thanks!

[@carterpelzel5003]

This is the best asmr video on KZbin. I remember watching it 3 years ago. Today it still gives me tingles.

[@carterpelzel5003]

Hahahahaha year 5 baby. Still going strong 😂😂

[@oow4343]

와 처음 영상 클릭하고부터 들리는 소리가 너무 자연스러워. 팅글팅글 최고다.. 발자국 소리가 제일 좋은듯, 묵직한 중압감 ㅠㅠ

[@maynorwood84]

this is just such a good video i'm amazed!! i love how you make references to the history of the world, it makes for such an immersive asmr experience :D and the sounds wow, i got so many tingles it was great! merci beaucoup!

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks!

[@vincitblade3612]

Great video! I would enjoy more of this!

[@maxxbesauce5854]

When is another going to come out, I really enjoy this one like twice a week, I always come back to this

[@Umbergnome]

Soon as I have time to plan a better structure to support many more tools, hardware and surfaces. I can't be sure, but I'm aiming for sometime in February. I was not 100% satisfied with this one, because I winged it too much. I even forgot some triggers that were right in front of me! I have learned much while doing it, so the sequel should be much better.

[@maxxbesauce5854]

Umbergnome ASMR yay, I hope it will be as good as this one

[@Jakegothicsnake]

It's so weird to see an automaton that has a completely human form, and is not only self-aware, but 90% organic, has emotions, and behaves so indistinguishably human with flaws, and seems apparently sane and cheerful................O_o

[@richiesmoothbrain3944]

Subbed. I like the flavor of the vids

[@myamdane6895]

You should totally make a sequel to this dude it’s one of my all time favs

[@shabranigdodurano4221]

item 1: laser blade to make it simple. item 2: just a freaking grate remover. item 3: noneuclidian combo gernator, don't stare at it too long.

[@Umbergnome]

I can die a happy ex-android now!

[@shabranigdodurano4221]

you might want to delete all files on it. it's noneuclidian. the more you try to understand it the more insane you become.

[@rodrigocc8613]

awesome roleplay

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks!

[@elscruffomcscruffy8371]

Nice sound effects dude!

[@jonathancheveyo2413]

we need more robot repair!!!

[@Umbergnome]

Yes! So many are in need! So many can't perform 100%!

[@PaulBGmz]

the moment the future was mention about androids being accepted as citizens, I wanted to ask, what happened to the Religious People? lol

[@Umbergnome]

I looked into it by emailing the android: Religion was mostly abandoned as being a type of self-imposed or enforced brainwashing. People found out it was better to be spiritual in a flexible, thriving, celebratory way, than being made to obey, being made to feel unworthy, broken and dirty by control-freaks who don't actually have access to any superior Truth. So, Religion mostly died out, with only a handful of isolated fanatics, who were allowed to live their lives as they wished, as long as no harm was brought upon others.

[@juanjosevazquez8065]

I just Watch Alita battle angel, and this reminds me a lot of the movie

[@anatheduck]

*when ur sleeping in math class* teacher: EY ANNA WHAT'S 3+1 me: 5 :) teacher: 5 WHAT? its 3+1 me: yes.

[@ereynolds72]

Huh

[@rastislavkirovich]

*I understand nothing, but I listened to it to sleep.*

[@GamesforCykits]

Nice vid

[@rikustorm13]

I love this roleplay so much :D

[@Christian-bz2cn]

He looks like a off brand Lester

[@zuthraagaming6660]

You should make a series outta this 😀

[@danieljohns827]

How does a android clean them self without killing them selfs

[@friendy-O]

Androids don't sweat or stink in any way so I'm guessing a dust/sand bath will do.

[@dutch6597]

You fixed a T-800 systems model 101 earth is doomed

[@Umbergnome]

I'm pretty sure you're wrong, and it's a one-of-a kind model that combines magic and science. I mean, how can you combine WOOD and metal and circuits in such a way and have it work so well?

[@wes748]

You are incredible

[@thebubbybubs2.062]

So relaxing for sleep😴

[@giisaipty]

top of the morning to ya

[@Umbergnome]

All sides of the dodecahedron of time to you!

[@seanpickett7403]

Loved this

[@aidan9081]

definitely the most creative roleplay i've seen! love it!

[@aidan9081]

would love to see a sequel

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks, it's in the plans!

[@xxxwokenjit1636]

Ya head game A1 🤤🤩

[@letsfuckonthemoon6082]

these comments so weird

[@maybenodyarg]

lmao was that a doorknob

[@maybenodyarg]

at 21:30

[@Umbergnome]

Nope, it's a decorative knob for a curtain pole.

[@gortimustidditus]

I loved this! It felt so realistic!

[@Umbergnome]

Thanks!