ASMR Asking You VERRYYYY Personal Questions.... To Find Love👮🏼‍♀️

Welcome you! In this asmr asking you personal questions special (on the lead up to Valentine's I wanted to do a week of mildly love themed videos), Detective Clara Metavice is back and she's branched out even further this time with her own matching agency! Will you answer correctly and be the perfect match?
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[@joem9360]

She plays the KZbin game like a fiddle

[@TheStoneageRomeo]

“It’s not shit, it’s chocolate!” Must have been to messy Joe’s. Pure IT Crowd gold.

[@ndr3w_b_911]

i want her voice for my gps..like she really has a voice like an A.I

[@TotalenKrieg43]

I’d fall asleep while driving 😂

[@eddybrash1793]

@@TotalenKrieg43 *crashes into pole

[@tobinelliott3956]

"Would you please turn left at the next intersection...oh...you...you don't believe in left turns. Okay...interesting philosophy. How do you feel about reversing? Ah. Okay...that's...I've never heard that particular observation before. Moving on..."

[@jack.A227]

It’s called being a fellow Brit *SIPS TEA WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*

That's actually pretty funny. ASMR GPS is a disaster waiting to happen.

[@peterschornstein1450]

I'm from Germany and I can confirm that this soap commercial was quite big over here.

[@weisscheiss2613]

Lol oida

[@Quandris]

Lol

[@theoutsider1140]

Was für eine Seifenwerbung ? 😅

[@KING-ec1rl]

Moin Meister

[@CharCar92yt]

Gute nacht, mein freund.

[@samgreaves6594]

2:50 IT crowd reference:)

[@babyboysmooth1353]

Thanks dude, I don't think I could've slept trying to figure out where I heard that before.

[@KevinWells1]

I came to this comments section to see if someone else had noticed. :-)

[@ripxdoc]

"not that type of swing" 😂

[@allentriggerjones1762]

Can’t resist the thumbnails 🤣

[@mattyoz0]

That's the point. But. 'there's nothing sexual about ASMR'.

[@theoc.8500]

@@mattyoz0 Plenty of ASMR videos are totally PG. If "ASMR is sexual" was true, these videos could not exist.

[@tyunpeters3170]

@@theoc.8500 They could. There’s nude yoga on KZbin

[@theveryfirstlostgirl4593]

@@mattyoz0 ASMR itself is not sexual, it just combines well with sensuality/eroticism, and plenty of ASMRtists do so. Cake isn’t ice cream; they’re just often served together. But you can also have them separately, and some people prefer them that way.

[@tkermi]

But this is just goofiness, I honestly can't see anything sexual or even sensual in this video 😂. It's a very funny and relaxing video though. 😊 I know that there is nude/sexualized ASMR as well as hardcore porn ASMR but those are completely different from this. And of course something including nude content isn't necessary sexual at all though.

[@DarkdustDragon]

"Have you ever had a naughty dream about a coworker?" We know where it goes from here...

[@Leoluca_Randisi]

I love the cheeky comedy in these videos you really surprise with every video not one is the same very original!

[@JW-nx6hj]

Everyone's got a vice. Ours is a Metavice!

[@dizzyd7315]

Who else started watching ASMR as a joke and is now hooked lol

[@TheOlondo]

Mic brushing got me good..

[@groverjd7873]

Right here

[@thereaper3701]

Who else watches asmr daily but keeps it a secret 😂

[@theoc.8500]

I found it while look for rain sounds.

[@Pope_of_the_Church_of_Tea]

I'm the opposite. I was deliberately searching for ASMR trigger videos on the internet years before the acronym was even invented for it. We're talking the Wild West of BlogSpot blogs of "salesperson role-plays" and "cozy videos" and the like. Thank goodness for KZbin bringing together a community around this stuff! :)

[@roybelen6124]

This video just makes me smile. I truly enjoy the humor that you inject in your videos. Thanks Lucy.

[@teslasghost2932]

Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take She’ll be watching you!😆

[@Nick_792]

Love that song too!

[@teslasghost2932]

@@Nick_792 it seemed appropriate!😎

[@lhair02]

great take on the iconic police song! love it

[@jumpcutfilms1958]

Also I love how it's us that's flirting with her this time

[@Spartan078]

10:45 'just more work on that side' LOL

[@lazisinacrisis]

Was that an IT Crowd reference in the beginning?

[@sillywombat]

Sounds like it certainly 😂

[@Nick_792]

I half expected you show a silly picture of Lauren when you asked if I wanted to see the potential love of my life lmaooo🤣 jk✌

[@paulbadics4485]

I couldn’t help thinking that as well.

[@Nick_792]

@@paulbadics4485 lol😆

[@rudyschultzzz]

I’ve been watching your videos for I think about 3 years now? And while you’ve always made content I love, and you’ve always been steadily improving your quality, I’m really struck by the production value on this video. The lighting in the shot, the colors, and *especially* the audio are so sick. Great work as always. Huge fan.

[@unikitty6189]

Your humour is brilliant and so intelligent! Thanks for treating us! Xxx

[@Nick_792]

Ah Detective! We meet again👋😁

[@toysoldierkelsey]

The heart on the hat just makes it too adorably cute.

[@chriss3479]

Your cheekiness is getting better and better. Fantastic video.

[@ZanderDS]

No one: Me: looking up the most popular soap in Germany

[@conradsimmert9859]

Help its every where, Germany why are you hier? First randomisierte meme time now hire. Just seven Minutes a go I Watchers a vid about Maxi and completle random there was a German flag I think its follows me.

[@seanyiscubsfan1]

Lucy your videos have really helped me achieve a good nights sleep in the last couple of weeks. I just wanted to say thank you. I recently rewatched the 21 minutes video and I was knocked out quick. Cheers. Stay safe and stay classy.

[@Pierweijer]

The maladives called, they need the blue from your eyes back for the ocean..

[@zack_tn]

2:50 There's nothing as soothing as an ASMR curse word

[@SteveGameSDG]

"What are your most annoying habits?" Well, I'm autistic, so I have quite a few. I perseverate on things, I have a nasty habit of quoting almost anything, once I start talking about anything remotely interesting I can't stop, I'm frequently self-deprecating and I have severe depression... so yeah... everything that comes with that, too... also really introverted... and KZbin is my favorite app on my phone.

[@tepiscopio5043]

Ok so basically comment this for attention

[@SteveGameSDG]

Well, IF that was my intention, it obviously worked. 😉

[@Confident-Confidant]

You have such awesome talents, including a great sense of humor! ❤

[@groverjd7873]

You with handcuffs is such a mood

[@OryanBennett]

The thumbnails are literal magnets 🧲

[@leahl5007]

Ahhhh! 😂 i love the heart hat lol So cute! I had a smile on my face for the whole video lol So much fun 😆

[@pvreeman]

Love your video’s, super funny😂 Your love doctor police outfit is on point👌

[@jarvinator100]

"Do you have any chat up lines?" Yep and they all come with escape follow ups.

[@callummartin3302]

You should do a Q and A about your self honey

[@luciferiarose465]

That's him. That's the one, Officer.

[@ZackyASMR]

Happy Valentine’s Day Lucy! 💙

[@edmarinez3876]

Ah Detective Clara, its you again..... I didn't think that taking extra napkins was that serious... Happy Friday Eve Lucy! Hope you are well and safe. Thank you!

[@hollywoodjay09]

2:51 "oh no, that's not shit on the hat..."

[@andygaines9686]

Well, Well, Welcome back to this wonderful character!

[@KC_312]

Everybody likes to be the little spoon, it makes you fell safe! Carl, back me up!

[@eliasmachalek4856]

Did she send you or have I been on the watchlist for too long by my own doing?

[@annapan1978]

She’s so funny I can’t Lucy I love you

[@ichigouchiha7209]

U know it🤣 having a naughty dream about this police woman😆😍

[@joeyeleven8997]

Loving these videos haha

[@Isoprophlex84]

Lucy has a big heart.

[@naughtyrat]

She is the beautiest ASMRtist ever....

[@Fourthirteen82]

"beautiest"

[@mathiasgiovannijohntoro2157]

@@Fourthirteen82 Doesn't he mean "the most beautiful"?

[@KingCharles25]

lol Why do you have a name tag sticker, like it’s the first day of elementary school? As always I appreciate the humor and tingles, Lucy

[@shockbay3387]

Yea baeby! Nice looking detective 🔥

[@sercelianbastard5806]

Love the grin 🧼 or soap tv?

[@jayjaymorris4986]

this was a funny one but still great keep up the good work officer

[@kardzYT]

I saw the patch and the hat and thought this was a police asmr. Then I saw the title and the full thumbnail i was gravely mistaken

[@dominiclawson2249]

Great video Lucy as always. Happy Valentine’s Day hope you are safe and well. Keep inspiring people love from eales

[@mummyandlou3395]

Funniest asmr ever love it

[@orionpaxx9236]

From the replies she's giving, I'm not sure i like who we be gents 🧐

[@gkkdylalala5219]

its a fair cop Governor ...........im GUILTY !! :D............ made me laugh so much this xx

[@SeptienPatterson]

I wanna know what kind of soap it was in the commercial

[@SLEEPDOCASMR]

I Really Like This Amazing ASMR 👍👌😴 Thank You 💖🤗💖🏆💖😴💖

[@aryanshsaxena9823]

If that's how a cop is, arrest me for lifetime ❤ or atleast take me for interrogation every few days 😂

[@ANGELUSCONNER]

Just wanted to say I really enjoyed this video and I was very surprised at some of the questions that were been answered but I was thinking about my own thoughts and my own opinions and things of the questions were asking just listening to them and I was thinking that some of the things at the time watching the video it was making me feel like I was intrigued anyway I want to say thank you again you look very very stunning amazing as always and reminds me of a wonderful amazing girls in school I want new don't know what it is but when you had your head down so when you're not looking at the camera your hair yeah and there's someone who I remember who if you lift your head up after it almost made me feel like I was looking into her eyes all over again a very young childhood sweetheart love her name was sherry

[@Emperor.Penguin.]

Im still not sayin a damn thing! Slap those cuffs on me!... plz 👀

[@tiborkovacs5317]

Oh no I'm making a run for it you will have to tackle me to the ground & sit on me to restrain me...hahah...you funny I like it great vid.

[@johnjohnson6338]

The sexist and sweetest cop I have ever seen

[@wheelmanstan]

Just an idea, but have you ever done a high school 10 year reunion video?

[@coolcyclone9017]

Why do I not see anyone referencing the obvious joke being made about one arm being larger than the other because it gets “worked out” more?????? That was hilarious

[@codybarber796]

Uh oh we're in trouble now bcuz bad cop lucy's back

[@xjwilly8191]

SBMM: 0:47 Me: pls don't 😢

[@Alexander_AMunnie24]

Jesus Lucy, how many times are you going to arrest me?🙄🤦‍♂️ 😜 Can’t wait for tomorrow’s members live stream!💙

[@brewmastermonk9356]

You should do a zombie apocalypse survival video.

[@JHowrd13]

IT Crowd reference? 👀

[@gbgamer9474]

I do believe she used the wrong police list to pick from

[@aca9874]

I'm not prepared for what she has on Valentine's Day

[@simulacrum47]

To protect and serve... singles. :)

[@Deeds883]

choclate pudding not shit on there head what a line from it crowd

[@swillieplays]

LOL "thats not shit on my head" Are you implying you arent a shithead ?? Of course not! You're a Love Detective.

[@gavbrad6245]

Mango and pineapple are great for the love juices ;) lol

[@Randy_Gayler]

Detective I believe I have been in for questioning before, but this is quite different from last time. I hope you aren't trying to trick me! I am a bit apprehensive about the surroundings here.

[@mccabber24]

You really love that costume, don't you?

[@Nithrall72]

Wow, just wow...

[@leybrasaavedracortes4715]

Guapa!!! 🌹😘💕 💕 💕

[@Alias_Anybody]

You played yourself Lucy, I now officially demand a soap-commercial with you as the lead and German voice-over. :-D

[@samuels.2411]

Me too.

[@jack.A227]

4:10 most Brit thing I’ve ever seen (I’m a Brit)

[@tytheaniman497]

Does this remind anyone else of that Scoob movie scene.

[@jack.A227]

I see no difference. Apart from the one in Scoob wasn’t English, _she_ was American

[@stephenobrien4572]

You can question me anytime? Boss video 👍

[@phialich1898]

"Hot ASMRtist in your area"

[@ARSone_The]

Everyone has become so cunning. What should I do?

[@gov.joshdoria1812]

Hey hey hey

[@JohnDoe-tm9wz]

Sheer Beauty

[@Chavezoid]

Oh arrest me already! I've been a bad boy!

[@stevedonovan1968]

very good script and very well-performed - well done :)

[@davis0162]

I hope you got a dog I can play with in that cop car

[@GaryTurpie]

You don't like kids They have got 2 cats, 1 dog and some fish Love to travel Have you been following me?

[@jeremyjmusic]

Ah Clara, it’s me er, Remjey. Ask me questions, I will answer truthfully ☺️

[@danbobo86]

I'm loving Lucy's ever-escalating cheekiness

[@theoc.8500]

This is the best way to put it lol

[@jumpcutfilms1958]

The thumbnail, she knows EXACTLY what she's doing

[@naughtyrat]

And she is doing so good

[@jumpcutfilms1958]

@@naughtyrat no doubt in my mind 😂

[@robinhilliker4461]

Ah yes , the classic "Image in the thumbnail doesn't not exist in the actual video"

[@alexukonu6592]

It’s a trap I know it

[@jumpcutfilms1958]

@@alexukonu6592 it's a thirst trap 😉

[@stephenhinkle6192]

I imagine a Love Detective would be trying to get to a bottom -- possibly of a case.

[@BWater-yq3jx]

Came for the comedy. Stayed for the Extreme Matchmaking.

[@joaofriedheim806]

That's CCalm humour! Lucy doing her magic and keeping our thoughts away before we sleep. Great one Lucy :)

[@sekoncen9559]

“Have you ever had a naughty dream about a friend or a coworker?” I can’t even tell you how many of those dreams I’ve had... best answer is probably too many.

[@sashokavazov8082]

I have to confess something.. I killed a lot of people and... I ate them.. You can take me now officer. I understand my sins and i deserve to be in your jail!

[@theo6936]

Man i love that shes actually really funny and really good at ASMR👌