ASMR Bard Attempts to Win Your Friendship (You are a Witcher)(instrument tapping, soft singing)

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Amy Kay ASMR

Amy Kay ASMR

4 жыл бұрын

Well, I had fun with this one. It's set in "The Witcher" universe but in this one you aren't Geralt, you are another witcher! I played around with editing a beginning thingy, hopefully you all don't hate it :P The pictures I used for it are from the website "art station" from the artist "Jeryce Dianingana".
ALSO: Excuse my gross burn on my elbow, didn't realized how much I showed it lol... (I'm a clumsy cook)
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@jordanvandaalen8782
@jordanvandaalen8782 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the real reason I'm so quiet is because I'm not actually a Witcher, and feel too awkward to correct you
@kita9620
@kita9620 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@makoonswillowbee9621
@makoonswillowbee9621 4 жыл бұрын
Same but I wouldn’t mind going on adventures killing monsters like Sam and dean
@Teddy_y
@Teddy_y 4 жыл бұрын
This is canon
@ozymandiasramesses1773
@ozymandiasramesses1773 4 жыл бұрын
“Am I really that pale?”
@darceyfrkovic3165
@darceyfrkovic3165 4 жыл бұрын
@@ozymandiasramesses1773 yep!
@eykyra
@eykyra 4 жыл бұрын
Her: You are quiet one. Is there a reason to be so secretive? Me, getting in character: *answers every question with "Hmm"*
@BoredGhostInk
@BoredGhostInk 4 жыл бұрын
Or replying with “*Fuck...*”
@eykyra
@eykyra 4 жыл бұрын
@@BoredGhostInk Her, composing song: You make my dreams come true. Me: Fuck.
@justyce_yt
@justyce_yt 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, not the only person who does something like this.
@eykyra
@eykyra 4 жыл бұрын
@@justyce_yt Tipcally with every RP I come up with some answers but in this one I had so many. It was funny to kinda make up a dialogue in my head.
@sanctuaryasmr5261
@sanctuaryasmr5261 4 жыл бұрын
*silence is a valid option*
@gavinpayne7634
@gavinpayne7634 4 жыл бұрын
2:37 “You’re a Witcher, Harry”
@trophygatherer
@trophygatherer 4 жыл бұрын
Hmm
@STIGvROB
@STIGvROB 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😂 love it
@nadiagerard5870
@nadiagerard5870 4 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video because I couldn't hear what was going on
@ghostie9642
@ghostie9642 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck
@kita9620
@kita9620 4 жыл бұрын
Yer a wizard, Harry
@annaa6623
@annaa6623 4 жыл бұрын
This character has the same energy as Donkey in Shrek. And I love it!
@pierrefrebet5630
@pierrefrebet5630 4 жыл бұрын
Oui
@thepatriot1453
@thepatriot1453 4 жыл бұрын
litterally
@trashpanda5869
@trashpanda5869 4 жыл бұрын
Except donkey has a strong, awkward sexual attraction to Shrek.
@christophersmith8848
@christophersmith8848 4 жыл бұрын
@@trashpanda5869 implying that there's a straight woman on the planet that wouldn't jump Geralt's bones
@stanleytodd2635
@stanleytodd2635 4 жыл бұрын
Dutch Plan Der Linde hh good
@Jesse0Lucas
@Jesse0Lucas 4 жыл бұрын
This looks like a +5 charisma bard
@SilentButDadly
@SilentButDadly 4 жыл бұрын
It's thanks to The Lute of Mesmerization +5 I mean she already had high base charisma so she didn't really need it, but every coin helps when you're a bard, we can't all be Witchers.
@rikustorm13
@rikustorm13 4 жыл бұрын
Joe True
@marcelschoner8458
@marcelschoner8458 4 жыл бұрын
but charisma and good looks aren´t the same tbh ..
@tasmania6594
@tasmania6594 4 жыл бұрын
@@marcelschoner8458 Looks can be part of a character's charisma if you want, but they don't always have to be. The bard here appears to have a high Charisma made up of beauty, brains and bardic talents.
@jdarc7227
@jdarc7227 3 жыл бұрын
High charisma but it’s strange to see a bard not specking high in performance
@gayandeuropean00
@gayandeuropean00 4 жыл бұрын
When she said "you are a witcher" I was half expecting "yer a wizard, Geralt"
@devonrider3406
@devonrider3406 4 жыл бұрын
Noe Brooks Lol
@ShhheilaASMR
@ShhheilaASMR 4 жыл бұрын
omg i heard that in my head too hahahaha!
@Ruination_station
@Ruination_station 4 жыл бұрын
Yer a Witcher, Geralt
@ankushsaha6967
@ankushsaha6967 3 жыл бұрын
Instead of Hagrid it would be Zoltan
@BigPotato937
@BigPotato937 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a wot?
@Yoinkdoink420
@Yoinkdoink420 4 жыл бұрын
TOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHER IS THE BIGGEST BOP OF 2020
@unsolicitedd
@unsolicitedd 4 жыл бұрын
Ana York the show premiered dec 20th.
@kileymcdonnel6705
@kileymcdonnel6705 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@marvins.7391
@marvins.7391 4 жыл бұрын
Bind on pickup? I think i have played too much WoW^^
@devinaria929
@devinaria929 4 жыл бұрын
Preach sis!😩
@featheredtadpole9778
@featheredtadpole9778 3 жыл бұрын
FAX
@christianbreffle
@christianbreffle 4 жыл бұрын
Amy: *rolls NAT 20 persuasion* Witcher: alright, your hired
@suckmydingledong
@suckmydingledong 4 жыл бұрын
my hired
@JupiterTheWizard
@JupiterTheWizard 4 жыл бұрын
was gonna like but it's on 420... sooo
@Jeremiah90526
@Jeremiah90526 4 жыл бұрын
You are terrifying me as a DM that a player might want to try making a Witcher PC.
@luki2584
@luki2584 4 жыл бұрын
She had advantage since the Witcher was drunk
@ellz._.4749
@ellz._.4749 4 жыл бұрын
*“Big, burly muscles!”* Me, the skinniest, tiniest of people- “Yes! I have the BURLIEST of muscles!!” **flexs weakly**
@Bucketlord666
@Bucketlord666 4 жыл бұрын
@Azrael WATASHI GA KITA! AHAHAHAHAAAA!
@rebekahmonteith4491
@rebekahmonteith4491 4 жыл бұрын
How dare you call me out like this xD
@ShhheilaASMR
@ShhheilaASMR 4 жыл бұрын
@Ani May I'm 4'10" - I HEAR YA SISTA!
@ShhheilaASMR
@ShhheilaASMR 4 жыл бұрын
@Ani May SHORT POWER!
@ShhheilaASMR
@ShhheilaASMR 4 жыл бұрын
@Ani May 👌
@fuji_n2927
@fuji_n2927 4 жыл бұрын
"Never took you for a poet..." "Oh but I am one, wanna hear a limerick?" "Sure." "Lambert, Lambert, what a prick..." "Not bad."
@gattsu1598
@gattsu1598 4 жыл бұрын
He called him a prick in English version? In Polish it was "Lambert, Lambert, ty chuju" which pretty much means "Lambert, Lambert, you dick"
@arabellaphoenix1751
@arabellaphoenix1751 4 жыл бұрын
I need a series of this two getting into trouble
@wintekowa5889
@wintekowa5889 4 жыл бұрын
yes, that is necessary for life on this earth.
@tundrafire4824
@tundrafire4824 4 жыл бұрын
People could come up with tales for her to react to in this and such. That would be fun
@StarryInkArt
@StarryInkArt 4 жыл бұрын
I want to write one now ahH
@aliceanger4118
@aliceanger4118 4 жыл бұрын
I need this to happen before I die
@sebswede9005
@sebswede9005 11 ай бұрын
😏
@liamzanna
@liamzanna 4 жыл бұрын
Love how she played the character so awkward and annoying just like Jeskier, instead of trying to be a naughty/sexy Bard. Much cuter and tinglier this way😊
@StarryInkArt
@StarryInkArt 4 жыл бұрын
I personally would just smile and want to be her friend tbh, shes a bit annoying, but then again anyone can be annoying. And she can be a good person to have a couple of good laughs with 😁
@heythereimholly1090
@heythereimholly1090 4 жыл бұрын
“Weird sleepy time people” don’t address the ASMR community like thaaatttt
@M3h3ndr3
@M3h3ndr3 4 жыл бұрын
Lets face it, we are weird sleepy time people xD
@tomrock2409
@tomrock2409 4 жыл бұрын
If watching ASMR videos late at night is wrong then I don't want to be right!
@gingerninja480
@gingerninja480 4 жыл бұрын
GINGERS WE ARE MANY WE ARE POWERFUL
@NivekX602
@NivekX602 4 жыл бұрын
But I like sleep and I’m weird.. description is accurate 😂
@TheGingiGamer
@TheGingiGamer 4 жыл бұрын
@@gingerninja480 Hell yeah!
@atraveler9816
@atraveler9816 4 жыл бұрын
“i’ll sing you the first verse” *proceeds to sing the entire song* not complaining though
@Lucidplays34
@Lucidplays34 2 жыл бұрын
A bard only singing one verse? Lol
@alextromagnetic
@alextromagnetic 4 жыл бұрын
"quite a drinker" Wow... call me out much
@mikeidc7690
@mikeidc7690 3 жыл бұрын
Cheers
@overcaffeinated.coffee2703
@overcaffeinated.coffee2703 3 жыл бұрын
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it I got half-drunk for my birthday earlier today, turning 16
@Konlos47
@Konlos47 4 жыл бұрын
"Hmmm" -random witcher
@suckmydingledong
@suckmydingledong 4 жыл бұрын
feat. Minecraft Villager
@thelonecookie3592
@thelonecookie3592 4 жыл бұрын
"Fuck" - random witcher number 2
@Vexillifer
@Vexillifer 4 жыл бұрын
Subtitles: "You're a widget"
@purplelion4489
@purplelion4489 4 жыл бұрын
Mine said "your winter" and didn't even use the correct "your"
@carlos66965
@carlos66965 4 жыл бұрын
she: walks in me (immediately): "yes you can be my friend...i mean..hello"
@salem7276
@salem7276 4 жыл бұрын
Every bard has "irritating younger sibling" vibes, if that makes sense.
@niklasb783
@niklasb783 4 жыл бұрын
White night cmonbruh This was also a joke
@dizzydolphin1729
@dizzydolphin1729 4 жыл бұрын
@@niklasb783 TriHard 7 WE WILL RISE
@spi2derman
@spi2derman 4 жыл бұрын
Ginny Weasley much?
@salem7276
@salem7276 4 жыл бұрын
@@spi2derman never read or watched harry potter
@Dezbood
@Dezbood 3 жыл бұрын
Our bard won’t stop hitting on the wizard’s apprentice (sidekick) lol
@Ziaberry
@Ziaberry 4 жыл бұрын
"They touched my lute earlier. Jerks!" Who touched your lute?! Point them out, I will-
@dragonjo7550
@dragonjo7550 4 жыл бұрын
lute some bodies, an i right ;)
@Bucketlord666
@Bucketlord666 4 жыл бұрын
@@dragonjo7550 Obama bin laden
@madkingblacksteel
@madkingblacksteel 4 ай бұрын
@@Bucketlord666I heavily agree
@juliotizon8039
@juliotizon8039 4 жыл бұрын
- Amy kay as bard: Toss a tingle to your viewers O' Valley of Plenty O' Valley of Plenty
@garymcmillan9493
@garymcmillan9493 4 жыл бұрын
It's like ordering a pie and finding out you get 2 stuffed with filling
@vequitas1972
@vequitas1972 4 жыл бұрын
Gary Mcmillan Nice reference you've got there.
@garymcmillan9493
@garymcmillan9493 4 жыл бұрын
@@vequitas1972 thanks it's from the witcher
@viljar55
@viljar55 4 жыл бұрын
O no im gona get fat
@FrostyCat12
@FrostyCat12 4 жыл бұрын
*someone tries to win my friendship* Me: *happy cat noises*
@cutewippets7905
@cutewippets7905 4 жыл бұрын
Correction: Us: *Happy cat noises*
@tablet2hirtenpfad825
@tablet2hirtenpfad825 4 жыл бұрын
Our friendship comrade
@luxgh
@luxgh 3 жыл бұрын
I'm no Witcher am a cat purr
@themrcrow2901
@themrcrow2901 3 жыл бұрын
"Mow!"
@GigaChadstar
@GigaChadstar 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone trying to win MY friendship, and not the other way around
@fraserking4747
@fraserking4747 4 жыл бұрын
This bard clearly got a sleep enchantment on her lute
@robertlombardo8437
@robertlombardo8437 4 жыл бұрын
Geralt of Rivia? Never heard of him. Sounds like tons of fun. Say Amy. You'd make a fair Triss Merigold, don't you think?
@HoaxNess
@HoaxNess 4 жыл бұрын
One Triss Merigold, please!
@iceander9204
@iceander9204 4 жыл бұрын
Second that
@RayhemXD
@RayhemXD 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe not netflix triss merigold but definitely game triss merigold aha
@TheWhoamaters
@TheWhoamaters 4 жыл бұрын
@@RayhemXD And book, though better personality
@jasperblackcrow6180
@jasperblackcrow6180 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, game Triss roleplay :D
@jokalao4710
@jokalao4710 4 жыл бұрын
6:07 - «That could be you and me, if you play your cards right.» - «hOw aBoUt A fEw rOuNdS oF cArDs, gWeNt sPeCiFiCaLlY.»
@devonrider3406
@devonrider3406 4 жыл бұрын
JokaLao I started to play gwent thinking how bad could it be. I have an issue now. I keep winning! Lol
@cypher8941
@cypher8941 4 жыл бұрын
i fucking loved this, thank you
@suckmydingledong
@suckmydingledong 4 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what gwent is and I don’t intend to find out, play it obsessively & let it really piss me off. No sir, not a chance.
@evanblack7734
@evanblack7734 4 жыл бұрын
gwent is the card equivalent of tic tac toe and i hate it. couldve just had blackjack...
@TrygveOni
@TrygveOni 3 жыл бұрын
YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD !
@Melina.Gioconda
@Melina.Gioconda 4 жыл бұрын
*me being absolutely exhausted, almost asleep, clicks on this video* Ad: "MIT DER BARCLAY CARD KÖNNEN SIE-" My heart: 🤯
@ElyOrSomething
@ElyOrSomething 4 жыл бұрын
German advertisements are the best aren't they
@Melina.Gioconda
@Melina.Gioconda 4 жыл бұрын
@@ElyOrSomething so relaxing😵
@imadeyoureadthis1
@imadeyoureadthis1 4 жыл бұрын
"Damn it jaskier, it's been 27 minutes of whispering in my ear. Let me eat!"
@sekhmet7774
@sekhmet7774 4 жыл бұрын
"big burly muscles", yeah you got the wrong guy
@killerbonesjay
@killerbonesjay 4 жыл бұрын
Bard * starts to sing toss a coin to your witcher Witcher * proceeds to chug a potion and gets up Bard * continues anyway
@As8bakwTheSage
@As8bakwTheSage 4 жыл бұрын
Ok please post a cover of "Toss A Coin to Your Witcher" your voice is EXCELLENT
@Kuboyasun
@Kuboyasun 4 жыл бұрын
third, i beg it
@BlueStar731
@BlueStar731 4 жыл бұрын
yessss
@spi2derman
@spi2derman 4 жыл бұрын
Fourth this.
@cutewippets7905
@cutewippets7905 4 жыл бұрын
I fifth this
@lycorisdev
@lycorisdev 4 жыл бұрын
I sixth this
@mowesrik
@mowesrik 4 жыл бұрын
"Bug burly muscles, oddly coloured hair, weird eyes... You're a witcher" Me, a 5'2 chubby girl with brown hair and brown eyes: ?????
@Eternally_Moon
@Eternally_Moon 4 жыл бұрын
Did she just call us a ginger?
@noorcookie3257
@noorcookie3257 3 жыл бұрын
WHY IS THIS SO ME?
@SilentButDadly
@SilentButDadly 4 жыл бұрын
I suppose I'm a budget Geralt of Rivia... you can call me _The Joker of Redania..._ *none of my jokes are that good though, so don't ask for one.*
@specialk5752
@specialk5752 4 жыл бұрын
Tell me a joke
@SilentButDadly
@SilentButDadly 4 жыл бұрын
@@specialk5752 Which Witcher knows really obscure facts about every monster? Geralt of Trivia.
@specialk5752
@specialk5752 4 жыл бұрын
@@SilentButDadly damn bro you was right. None of your jokes are that good
@SilentButDadly
@SilentButDadly 4 жыл бұрын
@@specialk5752 I mean, I did warn you. 🌝
@whssy
@whssy 4 жыл бұрын
That was nearly as funny as those farting trolls.
@samuraienggine
@samuraienggine 4 жыл бұрын
"You thought it was Geralt of Riva but it was i, Dio!"
@evangelinemcdowell8114
@evangelinemcdowell8114 4 жыл бұрын
このディオだ!
@thornyduck8367
@thornyduck8367 4 жыл бұрын
KONO DIO DA!
@TheRussianWookie
@TheRussianWookie 4 жыл бұрын
Dio vs Geralt would be a good fight
@neotanuki5915
@neotanuki5915 4 жыл бұрын
D...dad?
@Bucketlord666
@Bucketlord666 4 жыл бұрын
@@neotanuki5915 no, DiNotte
@92Roar
@92Roar 4 жыл бұрын
“It twas a darkened day The light long had faded Nere all remained was gray My lute was all but broken My spirit faltered too But it was that bleak and barren eve Before me came my muse With a gaze of verdant green Prairies of summer grass Held within, a tortured wisdom Of decades that had passed Within a body of a monster Stood a broken man And without a single moments thought I took him by the hand Caught by my brazen stance I began to back away Until those eyes so green Pleaded me to stay -- So long as my lungs do breathe They shall heave for you. So long as my heart still beats I shall sing for you. Oh Witcher, oh beauty, swig another brew So long as you walk this path, I shall steer you true. -- My life had been a simple string But quick became a knot A tangled twisted, mess of tales The fate that I had wrought Not two days had passed When barghests came to heel Ten ghostly hounds, with fangs so fierce Could not make him yield No poison, no blade Could sway them from a kill But with not but his gaze He had them running to the hills -- So long as my lungs do breathe They shall heave for you. So long as my heart still beats I shall sing for you. Oh Witcher, oh beauty, swig another brew So long as you walk this path, I shall steer you true. -- It had been two months We rested in a glade A fearsome foe appeared Yet he needn’t draw his blade A flick, a chant A whisper to the winds Without a drop of sweat Our foes, once more, had thinned -- So long as my lungs do breathe They shall heave for you. So long as my heart still beats I shall sing for you. Oh Witcher, oh beauty, swig another brew So long as you walk this path, I shall steer you true. -- My life had been a simple string But quick became a knot A tangled twisted, mess of tales The fate that I had wrought It had been two months, A frightful time I had feared I wouldn’t last a moon It is thanks to you dear Witcher That I finally changed my tune.” Or something like that! That’s how I saw the song turning out but I’m no songsmith lol. A true bard should answer the call
@khoinguyen5004
@khoinguyen5004 4 жыл бұрын
Thats actually creative. Would love to see a song composed to this
@CatiminiCovers
@CatiminiCovers 4 жыл бұрын
Challenge accepted ! Do you mind if I make a few changes in the text for an even better flow ?
@92Roar
@92Roar 4 жыл бұрын
Catimini's Covers Of course not! I wrote this at 2 in the morning when I should have been sleeping XD I would be honoured if you took it in any form and performed it
@CatiminiCovers
@CatiminiCovers 4 жыл бұрын
@@92Roar Thanks friend, I'll do my best =D
@92Roar
@92Roar 4 жыл бұрын
Catimini's Covers I should be the one thanking you! It’s a great honour to have something I made adapted. I wish you the best of times :)
@mew3854
@mew3854 4 жыл бұрын
* intro music starts * Me: *starts busting it down*
@luckystarjojo
@luckystarjojo 4 жыл бұрын
SCREAMING
@joeloliva5374
@joeloliva5374 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Max-tu6jf
@Max-tu6jf 4 жыл бұрын
“Just sit there and keep brooding” Ah yes, my true calling.
@renee6008
@renee6008 4 жыл бұрын
I don't *mind* that everyone is doing Yennefer RPs, but I really enjoy the wild bardic energy coming off of this video.
@Sinfel133
@Sinfel133 4 жыл бұрын
Amy: "You're a witcher!" Me: "Hmm..."
@ashtree2822
@ashtree2822 4 жыл бұрын
You know what the public wants before we do. What a true visionary.
@VexenDmitri
@VexenDmitri 4 жыл бұрын
Minstrel: You're a Witcher. Me: Hmmm.... *continues building my Gwent deck*
@MaxsRoost
@MaxsRoost 4 жыл бұрын
... I have completed an entire playthrough..... ...but I still have no fucking clue how to play that game.... So I just kill the NPCs to satisfy my anger
@TyrDrum
@TyrDrum 4 жыл бұрын
*Contemplates new ways to ask for a game of Gwent*
@sn0wyc0sm0
@sn0wyc0sm0 4 жыл бұрын
@@MaxsRoostI feel like Geralt doesn't know how to play Gwent either
@acidjam5233
@acidjam5233 4 жыл бұрын
"What are you, some foreign king?" Me, butch: "I can see why you'd think that but here's the thing."
@silverdrag0n_
@silverdrag0n_ 4 жыл бұрын
i snorted so hard at this 😂
@pjlengacher7607
@pjlengacher7607 4 жыл бұрын
Toss a coin to your Amy Oh valley of tingles
@sherbertvalley
@sherbertvalley 4 жыл бұрын
CEO of female jaskier 😔😔
@heythereimholly1090
@heythereimholly1090 4 жыл бұрын
YESS I didn’t know that I was waiting for a Witcher roleplay
@yeet1399
@yeet1399 4 жыл бұрын
Amy: "2 ale for me and my friend here." *using geralts voice* "I'm not your friend."
@themrcrow2901
@themrcrow2901 3 жыл бұрын
Aaaand there's 69. Ok, bye!
@reed2119
@reed2119 4 жыл бұрын
She figured me out because of my "Hmmm..."s.
@bellezee6
@bellezee6 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, no. I had finally managed to get rid of the song, and now it's back in my head for probably another week. ARGH Absolutely love the Roleplay, though! It's so spot on and there isn't nearly enough Witcher ASMR on KZbin. Thank you, it's amazing, as always ♥
@rachelhood402
@rachelhood402 4 жыл бұрын
Are u also a Sorceresses because there’s no way you can be that beautiful without magic!
@sophieweber244
@sophieweber244 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the bard is really drunk and we the audience are actually some inanimate object like a tapestry or the head of an animal
@ur_favorite_nympho
@ur_favorite_nympho 4 жыл бұрын
I love how majority of your role plays are fantasy and magical it’s perfect for me
@BennyLlama39
@BennyLlama39 4 жыл бұрын
Bard: "They called me 'minstrel'. *I...* am a bard." Me: Either way, you're under arrest for *lute* conduct in public. 😀
@dragonjo7550
@dragonjo7550 4 жыл бұрын
way to string us all along
@sebswede9005
@sebswede9005 11 ай бұрын
Bard: "No, please, i'll do anything. Anything....😏"
@classlessbard9762
@classlessbard9762 4 жыл бұрын
Finally a Bard Asmr! This is the first time I've been given sonething I've never knew I needed until I received it.
@josephackrill3440
@josephackrill3440 4 жыл бұрын
Her: You're a Witcher. Me an intellectual : Professional Gwent player with a few side actual combat skills
@baseddugalle1838
@baseddugalle1838 4 жыл бұрын
Her: What are you ? Me: I'm Larry Her: Larry who ? Me: *looks at a couple of dead people* Me: Larry Skywalker
@and8091
@and8091 4 жыл бұрын
Luke Skywalker was able to deflect nearly 300 blaster bolts per second, use telekinesis to manipulate a black hole, use emerald force lightning, tear apart a freighter's hull using telekinesis while telepathically ripping apart the crew's minds, walk across lava, injure and defeat Abeloth, telepathically call to every Jedi in the galaxy, swing his blade so fast it appeared to be 20 blades, create a wall of light using his saber, use telekinesis on atoms/molecules and phase through solid objects, teleport beings and objects across long distances, erase people's memories and skills such as how to breathe and fight, destroy an entire fleet using the force, demonstrate nanosecond reaction time against Abeloth. (Light travels one foot in one nanosecond.) Luke was also able to travel at the speed of light while one with the force. He has also ran faster than a Tie Fighter and stopped 5 blaster bolts with one hand. Even after being dead for a hundred years his force ghost was capable of becoming tangible and look/act like a normal living being. He could even duel others with a lightsaber as a force ghost.
@baseddugalle1838
@baseddugalle1838 4 жыл бұрын
@@and8091 what's your point ?
@kriszgamer0013
@kriszgamer0013 4 жыл бұрын
That was SOOOOOOO WROOONG!!!!!
@spi2derman
@spi2derman 4 жыл бұрын
@and Probably copied off a legends Luke Wikipedia.
@StarWarsftw12
@StarWarsftw12 4 жыл бұрын
Larry Skywalker and that weird bear
@mackislanddlf
@mackislanddlf 4 жыл бұрын
Apologies, but how GORGEOUS do you get??? Like- wow
@sn0wyc0sm0
@sn0wyc0sm0 4 жыл бұрын
Amy: "You uh, really enjoy your ale." Me, a random witcher who just downed a horn of ale in one swallow: "After drinking so many witcher potions, ale tastes like water now."
@ann-bk8xp
@ann-bk8xp 4 жыл бұрын
"to win your friendship" more like to win my heart
@alex-bc9sc
@alex-bc9sc 4 жыл бұрын
" big, burly muscles " That's the flab, impressive, I know " oddly coloured hair " ...my hairs black? " weird eyes " I'm asian " you're a witcher " ... Yep P.s new subscriber, amazing vid!!
@dqw4w9wgxcq32
@dqw4w9wgxcq32 3 жыл бұрын
If you haven't already, please like your comment. I just liked it to change it to 29. If you like your comment we will achieve an even 30. Do the world a favor.
@garymcmillan9493
@garymcmillan9493 4 жыл бұрын
Your definitely not getting punched in the stomach
@heythereimholly1090
@heythereimholly1090 4 жыл бұрын
Gary Mcmillan I think I’d deliberately become a bard JUST to get punched in the stomach by the Butcher of Blaviken
@jessmason5414
@jessmason5414 4 жыл бұрын
I just finished watching the Witcher literally 3 minutes ago and got into bed so this is weird and perfect timing
@elizabethcleveland6157
@elizabethcleveland6157 4 жыл бұрын
Bard: What say you? Me: Sure, I’d love- Bard: Nothing, you say nothing. Me: 😶
@overcaffeinated.coffee2703
@overcaffeinated.coffee2703 3 жыл бұрын
I actually tried to reply too lmao
@quixoticbard8136
@quixoticbard8136 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously, can this be a series? Like, updates on the adventures and new tavern conversations or fireside while camping or honestly anything at all? I need more of you as a bard!
@macrobertson25
@macrobertson25 4 жыл бұрын
Found your channel a few days ago and you've quickly become one of my favorite ASMRists.
@Jophelerx
@Jophelerx 4 жыл бұрын
I think the witcher was actually Link from The Legend of Zelda.
@Wikiwi_
@Wikiwi_ 4 жыл бұрын
"big muscles" Me, looking at my wiggly arm: yeh.
@atticushiggins9909
@atticushiggins9909 3 жыл бұрын
omg name twin! also same lmao
@teenelf
@teenelf 4 жыл бұрын
"You're a witcher, Harry" - Gandalf
@RandyMony
@RandyMony 4 жыл бұрын
"O Valley of Plenty" I love the rustic setting, the tapping, but the singing and hand movements sealed the deal for me to sleep! 😊
@caitlinmarie1607
@caitlinmarie1607 4 жыл бұрын
Literally been trying to get the 'Toss a Coin to your Witcher' song out of my head for the past week. Now it's in my head again... ... no regrets😂
@myobsession9882
@myobsession9882 4 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@aramere3650
@aramere3650 4 жыл бұрын
This is my ideal ASMR role play style: where you are inserted into the world rather than you talk to a known character or you are a known character Edit: also apparently the difference between a bard and a minstrel is that a bard works for someone, and minstrels often travel and are generally free agents.
@boombabri
@boombabri 3 жыл бұрын
I've seen three of Amy's videos thus far, and she just might be the best actor I've ever seen.
@BL-9065
@BL-9065 3 жыл бұрын
Right?!
@NFSMAN50
@NFSMAN50 4 жыл бұрын
The roleplaying princess Amy, blesses us with another masterpiece of a video!! So wholesome, and definitely deserves more credit in the asmr world!!
@pinkphoenix87
@pinkphoenix87 4 жыл бұрын
The intro is amazing. I'm two minutes into this video and I already adore this character. Edit: 3:55 no need to call me out like that
@georgewhelan6948
@georgewhelan6948 3 жыл бұрын
I love how this is set in the 1200’s but she has a painting on her lute from 1829 Therefore she’s a time traveler
@patrickmccutcheon8860
@patrickmccutcheon8860 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, some Witcher ASMR. I've been waiting for this since I saw the first Babblebrook video that Goodnight Moon did.
@GreetMyMeat
@GreetMyMeat 4 жыл бұрын
Amy: All right, drink up so you could think of the adventures that we could be having Me: I’m not drinking to think of your fantasy world, I’m drinking because I want the alcohol to put me to sleep before you do
@BlancaASMR
@BlancaASMR 4 жыл бұрын
This is just perfection. You are amazing! 😍
@ASMR_Orangely
@ASMR_Orangely 3 жыл бұрын
I really feel sorry for those who say asmr sucks and so cringy. They don’t understand the feeling how amazing, enjoyable, and satisfying it is. 😔
@Travers95
@Travers95 4 жыл бұрын
I think the character should be called Rose or Poppy since she's a redhead. Wonderful video, cant wait for more!
@Chezarcat
@Chezarcat 4 жыл бұрын
I think Poppy would fit her better. It sounds cute and a bit silly, but still a lovely name.
@zosted3538
@zosted3538 4 жыл бұрын
i was confused when you said "you are not a sorceler" because i forgot that in english you say a "witcher" (the real name) but in french we say " un sorceleur" don't know why because it should be logic to use "witcher"
@TrygveOni
@TrygveOni 3 жыл бұрын
Pareil
@victoriavix
@victoriavix 4 жыл бұрын
Aaaand the song is back in my head just by looking at the title😭
@rainevelde6017
@rainevelde6017 4 жыл бұрын
Bard: "Could you spot me for the first few adventures?" Me: " My dude.... do you know how much coin a silver sword repair costs???? How much people want me to work for 'exposure'? How much fixing my armor costs????"
@darth-severus
@darth-severus 4 жыл бұрын
For real though, that stuff ain't cheap. The struggle of being a witcher is real
@TimeParadoxStudios
@TimeParadoxStudios 4 жыл бұрын
This was really good. You’re quite the actor.
@Lily-lu6dd
@Lily-lu6dd 4 жыл бұрын
I love the Witcher so much!!! I’m only a couple minutes into this video and I already love it you amaze me everytime!
@bullerfugl
@bullerfugl 4 жыл бұрын
You've got such a great singing voice! Thank you oh asmrtist o' tingles
@eliasD4
@eliasD4 4 жыл бұрын
You should do a Lord of the rings roleplay as Eowyn where you make us a stew ×D
@moelester8656
@moelester8656 4 жыл бұрын
She should talk about the tragedy of darth plaguies the wise
@alika4681
@alika4681 4 жыл бұрын
All i have to say is I love Witcher and I love Geralt and miss jaskier so thank you for this asmr I did not think it would ever happen :’)
@nicolemalinoski99
@nicolemalinoski99 4 жыл бұрын
This is perfect timing oml because I literally just got obsessed with this show a few days ago and have been binge watching it lolol
@StarryInkArt
@StarryInkArt 4 жыл бұрын
You're so good at acting, I always am always astonished on how you connect with your characters and the way you can get me so intrested. Your way underrated by the community. 💞
@NoNo-ke3nr
@NoNo-ke3nr 4 жыл бұрын
You have a lovely singing voice, hope to hear more soon 🙂
@thisparentlinkisbullshit9029
@thisparentlinkisbullshit9029 4 жыл бұрын
I swear to God this better be a series
@CottonMouthJo
@CottonMouthJo 4 жыл бұрын
+
@couchbear6108
@couchbear6108 4 жыл бұрын
1:55 I was restoring my Witcher potions by meditation
@remuxsbar9
@remuxsbar9 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for all the effort you put into these, your character work is wonderful!
@TheFlyinSquirrel
@TheFlyinSquirrel 2 жыл бұрын
I can't tell you how many times I come to this video. It's definitely my go to weekly can't sleep video and probably my favorite ASMR rp character out there
@bevakasha
@bevakasha 4 жыл бұрын
the singing gave me such lovely sleepy tingles!! I'd love to see it in more videos ❤️
@alloftheabove1935
@alloftheabove1935 4 жыл бұрын
This will be my fix of Goodnight Moons BabbleBrooke content and I’m not complaining about it. Fantastic!
@deadgirl1998
@deadgirl1998 4 жыл бұрын
All Of The Above GOODNIGHT MOON STANSSSS!!
@linkfan160
@linkfan160 4 жыл бұрын
Wow you're a really good singer! Soft singing in ASMR is one of my favourite triggers but not a lot of people do it.
@austinhulster1019
@austinhulster1019 4 жыл бұрын
The white wolf? We ain’t friends. He told me that a godling is harmless then I look back and it pushed my wife off a cliff.
@sebswede9005
@sebswede9005 11 ай бұрын
It's better than a divorce, right?
@RichMitch
@RichMitch 4 жыл бұрын
Shakespeare walks in to a pub and the barman shouts "get out, ya bard!"
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