ASMR Bike Ride Prep

[@thesimaviator]

Bro prepares for 1 hour to ride for 20 minutes

[@vttdepro3107]

not really

[@keremcemutuk4937]

Right it's 30min....

[@gretamarchese3663]

Go on his Strava then…

[@keremcemutuk4937]

@@gretamarchese3663 That's why I have huge respect for him, it's the small things that counts, and he does it so well... RESPECT!

[@gretamarchese3663]

@@keremcemutuk4937 well, dear you misunderstood my comment. I was saying that if you look on his Strava you can see that he his really training, he is doing his kilometres. I have huge respect for William. Other haven’t.

[@Luka-j8g]

No one loves this man more than he does himself

[@Upstairsgirl955]

Then go somewhere else. You whining doesn't make you better than this guy. There's something wrong with you

[@soycake6191]

Who told you that no one loves this man?

[@diswazzi1683]

The envy and insecurity in this comment is palpable

[@soycake6191]

It's quite sad actually. A video of a man preparing for a bike ride without speaking a single word and yet people still find reasons to talk shit to him.

[@nialjelah3036]

Yup. I can see that very clearly.

[@Karim007]

I ride bikes and let me tell you something this preparation worth every minutes.

[@DanielGonzalez-td4mo]

totally agree, a good preparation always result in an excellent ride experience

[@Gaykakayes]

I rode my 50€ mtb bike that only works on gear 5 from Berlin to brandenburg with a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt you fr don’t need all this shit

[@DanielGonzalez-td4mo]

@@Gaykakayes Idk how many kilometers is that, but for us road bikers, we travel a ton of kilometers every time we ride, also, we like to improve performance, as much as we can, so this sport gear really helps

[@Gaykakayes]

@@DanielGonzalez-td4mo 79km with stops for food water and stuff like 3h without like2,5

[@DanielGonzalez-td4mo]

@@Gaykakayes thats a nice time bro, 79 km in 3 hrs is very good tbh congrats I can bet you could do it in less time, with a lower effort with sport gear and a road bike ;)

[@swapnilrandhir492]

Him having the urge to poop or pee after all that drama would be hilarious😂😂

[@wheniunbox]

I hope he shows the same patience when he has that issue.

[@swapnilrandhir492]

@@wheniunbox lmao 😆😆

[@Softai_0001]

Усатый не жынатый

[@deno202]

@@Softai_0001 "Zenatyj" a eto tut prichem? Oni govorjat esle emu posrat prespichet posle vsego etogo nadevanija i smozet li on sohranit takoeze spokoistvie XD

[@MouradMakhlouf-f5b]

😂😂😂

[@AyanKhan-df7dp]

Preparing: 3hours Riding: 30minutes

[@colefrench5146]

Try 6+ hours at pro level

[@seadragonlin9558]

還得 加上攝影時間

[@МаксимПрохоренко-н5ш]

бронежелет забыл

[@kaikalino7349]

For some reason I like to see people make the necessary preparations needed for an outdoor cycling session especially in cold weather. You always inspect your gear and make sure you have enough supplements/hydration with you. Insure that you have some way to fix your bicycle especially if you are going solo. One of the most important is someone you know is aware of what route you are taking such as a family member or friend in case of emergency.

[@mackenziewc]

Spot on! I ride solo a lot of the time, so you have to prepare for the worst.

[@mohitborkar6855]

1 hour preparation 15 min cycling 😂😂❤

[@asadullataskeen9219]

😂😂

[@所念皆心河]

who go cycling for only 15 mins？

[@chrisstavrakoudis2943]

Bro its atleast 2h

[@dobdobsibsib]

Ain't no way preparation like that cycling for 15 min😁🙏

[@danger4393]

Athlete 💪💪💪😂

[@iz_yaboii]

This guy is so clean, he doesn't take a shit.

[@dani_bln]

😂

[@Dddd-cx9ly]

Ты женщина а я сигма

[@ShayNaingue]

broke me laughin 😂😂😂😂

[@ttuutty7642]

Ahahahahaha

[@Mat09321]

I imagine this guy's sh1t as a perfect and smooth Brown cylinder

[@AK_JODDEST]

That one perfect guy at each city 😂😂

[@Imdineshmehta]

Most cleanest and professional person i ever seen in my life

[@IamMathenge]

**RICH!

[@KimSoriquez-mw6xk]

fr

[@SimarilionValarski]

Psycho

[@betrayed8015]

​@@IamMathengeyou don't need to be rich to be clean or to be a professional at something..

[@Safihhasan]

العنياين نينيتويمس٧ع

[@TGCODE1]

Bro maintaining morning routine ❌. Bro's discipline ✔️💯

[@stillenachtt4031]

This vid my proudest nut ngl

[@Слюни]

Как де прекрасно когда всё чистое, подготовленно, хорошо сидит, а главное качественное) 😊 Прекрасное чувство

[@Unknown911-q1m]

Going to ride a bike ❌ Going to rob a bank ✅ Edit thanks for 143 likes 😃

[@hakanbat8710]

Leş go

[@invild2004]

Is this a reference?

[@Dark_Straylight]

The most dumbest comment...

[@itst1998]

My man called me poor for 1 straight minute

[@carlosdavid089]

La mmda la mmda

[@Asheboeee]

shut up bro

[@thebulgarianbudgie]

Called us poor and unprepared 😅

[@amstunters2937]

Bro prepared his whole life for this😂😂😂😂

[@nicholasalonzo7824]

Wow... I remember when I use to cycle back on the 90s. All my gear was improvised. A shorts, tee shirt, two plastic water bottles. One with tap water the other with coconut water, and three bananas, My cycle goggles was a cheap pair of shades. My shoes were comfortably cheap, like $30.00. Only my bike was built up with parts from others. I even made my own stencil with the word, " Specialized", that's my favorite brand back in the day. Couldn't afford it, the real brand name bike. 😪...but it got me all over my country of trinidad on different solo rides. Oh, never got a flat. Although I rode with two spears and two spoons from the kitchen. Mom never noticed that two of her spoons 🥄 weren't there... Oh, and no helmet. Just a cycle cap made of cloth. Fun times in Trinidad and Tobago 🇹🇹

[@RajbirKumar-jj5mq]

Just Middle-class things

[@LUCKYMAN77777.]

👍👍👍👍

[@DatPenguin97]

Mountainbiker. You were a Mountainbiker, roadies can't have fun or be spontaneous 😂

[@nicholasalonzo7824]

@@DatPenguin97 actually a roadie

[@DatPenguin97]

@@nicholasalonzo7824 but Mountainbiker at heart 😂 Friend of mine and me call rude ones (than never say hi or anything) gravel bikers even when they're not on a gravel bike 😉

[@zenulmalik1457]

Bro preparing like he's going to his father's 3rd wedding

[@mixitall268]

r/oddlyspecific

[@arunatharanga5968]

ayoo😢

[@chicken]

Bro's meticulous preparation for a short ride is oddly fascinating and impressive.

[@Manarjameah]

😂😅

[@JKStudios101]

Your videos always relax me and always inspire me to keep clean and tidy. Thank you. 😌❤🙌

[@CanZuuu]

That one unemployed friend on Tuesday 😂

[@iambatman999]

correction! "that one friend persuing his passion for a greater career" have you forgotten about olympics?

[@temporarytrash-zn6ne]

Apparently in your world weekends doesn't exist, like the majority of people who bikes or has any type of hobby do these things on a weekend whilst having a 9-5 job. Otherwise they're actually training and pursuing a career in a specific field. These types of comments are just a coping mechanism projected by the real unemployed, get up your chair and do something else besides trash talk the actual functioning humans.

[@terribrad24]

Even his toenails are clipped perfectly

[@moagannamanjarri8409]

Bro is the Bruce Wayne 🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@abrahamanand5739]

Who knew being a man was so expensive. But kudos to him. He values himself really highly. Setting a good example to other guys out there

[@IamMathenge]

DUDE MADE ME HATE MYSELF UNTIL I SAW THIS

[@akitsuki1149]

good preparation = good ride I like how much care goes into his routine

[@Jameslawz]

This guy spends 4 hrs getting ready and 4 mins cycling

[@Mohamedmoh-oh5ce]

Those who rides an old bicycle without any equipments for hours😂 👇

[@farizuanamsyar9625]

Yea 😂😂😂

[@lalitak1340]

me

[@GG-lb7jl]

У меня место подшипника гвозди 🤣🤣🤣

[@ifandrisetiawan]

Me 😂

[@gamingdocx6693]

Me😂

[@LightTime-hx2mv]

После этого как минимум чемпионат Европы надо брать

[@GrandpaZed]

tell me you are rich without telling me you are rich:

[@yassingaabary4660]

I own a state

[@brandonsuarez8174]

Cuando vi la nieve entendi tanta preparacion, pero que disciplina y elementos que hay que tener, amor propio en su maxima expresion

[@Albert_talent-199]

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ASMR IN THE WORLD

[@ninalanin]

Nice outfit! I can’t wait to ride outdoors again, but I’ll wait for the temperatures to rise a bit ☀️

[@shivanipde]

His body skin is so smooth

[@SnappyVibe]

99.9 % preparing 0.1 % exercising 😅

[@prajapatiDIRGHp]

He prepared all items for cycling And me when I go to school on cycle:- hawa to thik he na😅😂

[@joshuad007]

hwa bina hone pr bhi chalega

[@AbdullahSiddiqui148]

Dude looks better without the mustache

[@Hazmat-xn2ei]

Fr bro

[@cowiguess5422]

WRONG

[@AbdullahSiddiqui148]

@@cowiguess5422 come on be honest

[@cowiguess5422]

@@AbdullahSiddiqui148 I know what’s right, the mustache slays

[@relaxqk9324]

自転車コーデも完璧ですね‼️カッコいー😄

[@pastoplays2485]

John wick in real life chasing his victims on bicycle 😂😂

[@AniolMundetPlanella]

Bro, he wouldn't understand us when we go cycling wirh our jacket of school and the most destroyed pant on earth.

[@AubreeWilliams-du8su]

That has got to be one of the most disciplined man that I have ever seen. like I would have stopped mid way

[@sohamsonar589]

Patrick Bateman getting ready for his ride😂

[@Nancy2420s]

I need a new bycycle, you motivated me! 💪

[@srsazori53]

Good job man, you inspire us

[@ranidevijain2265]

Random lady:"Please dont rob me!!" Him:"relax maam im taking a ride"

[@mr_play_number1]

Вау, как всё эстетично😊. Ну если честно сказать то никто так не наряжается перед поездкой на велике , только если самые спортивные ребята .

[@Слюни]

Ну почему? Я обожаю такое, вроде это называется педантизм? Не уверена. Я так ко всему готовлюсь, вообще во многих сферах жизни себя так веду. Он просто получается от этого удовольствие. Таких много на самом деле. У всех по разному конечно, у кого-то всегда есть силы и желание на такое, у кого-то лишь иногда. В этом деле главное удовольствие от процесса

[@Prophetsfn]

Me going out to hit jumps in a tshirt and shorts almost forgetting my helmet💀

[@zou1333]

يا رجل هل ترتدون حقا خوذة

[@Tj_444]

Fr

[@10_e24]

​@@zou1333Usually people like keeping their brains inside their skulls

[@Полина-ъ6ь1б]

Осень красиво, всё чётко, так как надо. Всё идет по плану, от таких видео я успокаиваюсь

[@amstunters2937]

Me getting ready and forgets I don't have bike😂😂😂🙃

[@АлексейЕгоров-ы4я]

Желание изменить свою жизнь когда уже 3 часа ночи↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗

[@DhaniYadav241]

Bro proved us gareeb in every language 😊

[@lisandkat46]

"Серёга выходи гулять" Серёга тем временем. Старый Ералаш 👌

[@moshpit89]

Your cut looks to be going way better than mine 😂🥲

[@FinosFinos-t5y]

Preparation = 1hour Ride = 10 minuts 😂😂

[@kapilpathak-8893]

I think this man has shifted to mars these days 😊

[@serfsan]

Your WikiFeet is going to go ballistics

[@CamcorderHomeVideos]

Not going to lie, I paused the video, but only because I noticed how well groomed his nails are. His toenails somehow look better than my fingernails. 💀

[@Krishna-xg1qp]

Hello Batman 👋🏻😁

[@Asphaltdriver982]

Bateman**

[@МаксимЧепела-з5ю]

Если бы мне нужно было так собираться на покатушку, я бы возненавидел и велосипед и всё что с ним связано😅

[@RenewsRai]

Imagine doing this for 5min ride😂😂😂

[@SENPAI-TV999]

Imagine wearing all this in summer💀💀

[@DushanthiWimalarathna]

This is a very perfect sound

[@parmeshwarlucky1740]

This man professional unemployed person 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rayan_unkowN]

Bro you look better in clean shave Who agrees 👇

[@romingogamers5775]

My Man is going to fight a war 😂

[@ItsRagnarok419]

Prepares for 45 minutes only to piss off drivers

[@HarshitSharma-gk8kc]

Since when did Patrick Bateman start cycling? I thought he was too busy with his stomach crunches.

[@freetranslate-u8e]

He cycles to return his video tapes

[@CatalinaPutura-no5sr]

Felicitări ești cel mai bun 🎉🎉🎉😊

[@TimothyFong-ku4fv]

Him: preparing a whole house worth of bike equipment just for it to get too tight❎️ Me: just put on helmet and random shoes✅️

[@FART27893]

Keep going 🙌

[@LONDONBOY10]

Man loves his own presence

[@tycanuck]

Nice moose knuckle.

[@PRFqwerty_Pubgmobile-Standoff2]

this man is too perfect

[@Geniethepitbull01]

And now I realise I was running cycle wrong since my childhood

[@leonardoaraujo4994]

O cara é literalmente da turma do pedal👍🏼

[@МаксимЧепела-з5ю]

Если бы мне нужно было так собираться на покатушку, я бы возненавидел и велосипед и всё что с ним связано😮😅

[@IndraneilThaneakr]

I like your videos with a clean shave

[@aleksandrvladimirtsev7921]

Не ну вы видели? У такого перфекциониста гармин всего на 56% заряжен!!! Не порядок

[@АлексейИбаев-г3м]

Да,еще и на улице сыро.я думал сейчас покажут что где-то в солннчной сьране у моря...

[@GGg-ch2tw]

انا الوحيد الي احس راحه نفسيه ولا انتو كمان😂

[@RobinJacob-dp4vy]

Bro is ready to have a mission with James bond💀

[@lawrencejaramo3469]

Besides food asmr's this is my new favourite

[@lionov_ff]

Me: Safety is not important My father: This is preparation, otherwise it is not 😅

[@ULtBoSs]

bro called uss undiscipline ever way possible😂😂

[@amiinabraham4618]

Avertissement ✅️ Daily routine ❌️

[@TheUnHonoredOneGojo]

average perfectionist’s bike ride:

[@AnshRaghav]

Cycle chalane ja raha hai ❌ Space me ja raha hai ✅🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@shresthmundra6892]

Bro is the clear example of tideness

[@khaledragab2707]

I saw the bike and well i understood where he's coming from

[@45Racing5]

Bro prepared for longer than he rode

[@Crazy33111]

Burdaki tek türküm heralde🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[@Rayleigh649]

Wait till this man discovers outside world

[@KhanKalwar-um6ir]

Even Marines don't prepare like that 😂😂

[@keshavrandomstuff6657]

Bro can make an asmr video out of ice cream too 😂

[@МухаммадАлиев-з6и]

Бро готовится 1час, чтоб кататься 20мин😂😂😂

[@crimsonsamurai887]

I KEEP SEEING THIS GUY GET OUT OF MY SHORTS PATRICK BATEMAN

[@AlphaKennyBody87]

This is giving off Patrick Bateman vibes lol

[@Mager-no5gu]

Me: Using plain clothes Him: Gets prepared for a winter war

[@TheMexxodus]

It's like a artistic tv commercial .... I expect he gets paid by all the brands in his commercial 👍😜

[@skittishboys5028]

bro is the american psycho of skincare and cycling

[@ashwanikumar804]

After he will put his goggles on his face then me will notice his moustache 😂

[@abhilashmahala]

Seeing him getting ready for this much of time giving me anxiety attack.🥺

[@Usuejdjdeieidjk]

Oğlum bunee la ben bitek evin anahtarını alıp da cikiyom😂

[@Costiize]

Fella must be exhausted after all that prep.