[ASMR] Binaural Strange Laws

[@beatrizvalente259]

I love it when he says: "Which begs the question: what defines an ugly horse?"

[@hatz1107]

This comment is hilarious out of context

[@texugo_branco]

@@hatz1107 Yep.

[@PirateHeadcrab]

Illegal to imitate a ANIMAL in MIAMI sounds like hotline Miami broke a few

[@bdblazer6400]

What about furries? would the police viollate the law of entrapping wild animals when they put them in jail?

[@blitzkrieg7353]

@@bdblazer6400 No, furries in jail = good

[@rthe0]

@@blitzkrieg7353 indeed

[@Andrew-dl9fm]

i think Hotline Miami shows a few more laws than that being broken. (yes i know the age of this comment)

[@growskull]

well they are criminals

[@moslo0]

BREAKING NEWS! Man runs the streets of San Francisco throwing used confetti at people. A sizable police chase is currently enduring, yet the man seems to never run out of used confetti.

[@batmanthesupermankiller6717]

I could hear Matt read the back of a candy wrapper and still feel like I'm floating threw space as astral god Matt whispers holy asmr to my ears.

[@MattasticASMR]

I'm glad you think so! :P

[@TxOutlawTanker]

Lmaoo

[@Vixis6]

this is undoubtedly my favourite asmr channel, appreciate all the content matt.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@cherryghoulaid]

I tried so hard to keep a straight face but lost it at looking at a moose from an airplane in Alaska

[@thislady987]

Hahahaha I know right? :'D

[@tcg1_qc]

It's also illegal to throw a moose out of an airplane in Alaska

[@twishypoo4628]

Can you imagine a whole video of ASMattR in his whisper voice?

[@thislady987]

That would be awesome

[@indan]

The law about cold beverages actually is enforced in Indiana. They skirt this by having soda machines outside of the store which are cold.

[@linky...]

Your voice is literally the best ;O

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks Kyle!

[@GB-ic9wc]

Honestly, I don't think there's really competition. These videos are interesting, yet they're also super relaxing and can put you to sleep. Best ASMR KZbinr, honestly.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks a bunch!

[@jcp100]

The funny thing about the “idiot law” is that in ancient Athens, idiot was the term given to one who didn’t vote... So it’s kind of (not actually 😒) like saying it is illegal for someone who doesn’t vote to vote 🤣

[@rachel6918]

Bucketlist: Break as many of these laws in as many places as I can. Whos with me!?!?

[@hollystar311]

I'm actually adding this to my bucket list :3 let's do this thing

[@jtdavis2393]

im putting my livestock on the nearest school bus as quickly as possible

[@redericson1993]

Rachel Mahoney That's hilarious but, I'm not one to get arrested for a meme.

[@cowpedia4280]

Aye! Let’s go for it!

[@Thanos-tg6hl]

Yessir!!

[@Rabaru]

You should attempt voices from Skyrim, like some daedric prince, or Cicero, Alduin, or Parthunaax. That'd be really awesome!

[@itsouden6201]

Yes I would like to see that, I mean I know I’m four years late but still

[@canadian_jesus7691]

of course the first one starts out with "in Texas"

[@anonymouscommenter801]

This is the kind of ASMR i look forward too. The uniqueness really gives me the tingles 😄😁

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you! :D

[@edwin3928ohd]

I want to hear Kylo Ren read off some facts.

[@bazookaace]

i second this opinion

[@rhinocort1184]

That kylo ren video was perfection

[@asmrnerdsmith1463]

I like the variation in the whispering without becoming louder; well done. Gives me some ideas for my own stuff.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@thescarysquid4733]

As a resident of myrtle beach (got super hyped when he said it) I can confirm you're not allowed to have your dogs on the beach at most areas. I think because the dogs probably crap on the beach too much.

[@asdfqweasd]

I really enjoy these fact type of videos, thank you for taking your in making these videos!

[@MattasticASMR]

You're welcome!

[@ambercanary443]

Thank you for not judging Kentucky. 😂 I swear most of us take at least one shower a year! Lol.

[@MattasticASMR]

No problem! :P

[@hughjass3070]

No they don't. They all smell like chicken

[@maxshby8136]

You should do Dwight from The Office

[@shaharmetz]

I love all your fact/list videos, your voice is so relaxing! Thanks :)

[@MattasticASMR]

You're welcome!

[@Rifftraxfan]

Always happy to see a new vid, sir!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@EyewitnessHistoryChannel]

I love the originality of your videos.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@aidanbh]

your voice isn't what I usually look for but i like it regardless. Good video, you've earned yourself a sub!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you very much!

[@deviousmrnoahhelmer2769]

Some of these made me laugh keep up the good work

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@ACVRG1]

Your videos are always unique and extremely relaxing, thanks a lot for everything you do and make! you sir, are awesome.

[@MattasticASMR]

You're welcome!

[@anonymouscommenter801]

What type of situation brought someone to create these "laws"?😨😨

[@gracefultracingasmr2029]

Hail to the ASMR King

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you! :D

[@greasyswalls7807]

STAND CLEAR OF THE KINGS GUARD!!! *arm flailing with sword*

[@zekereid8791]

Fun fact: here in RI that horse riding law still exists and is enforced, it just doesn’t matter bc ?? Who the hell rides a horse out in the open? But yeah, on highways here, there are signs everywhere saying horses aren’t allowed

[@SenatorBilkins]

i really dig your facts and creepypasta videos, something that has things for me to pay attention to helps me fall asleep

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@abigailrosebrock7184]

2:19 ........ what are you doing, Memphis??

[@brysonodell5931]

These and the creepypasta vids are my favorite of you

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks Bryson!

[@evalouise6803]

Loved this video :) very relaxing, and I couldn't stop laughing at some of these laws!! would love to see another impressions video as well!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks Eva!

[@Thanos-tg6hl]

6:28 "It is illegal to wiggle while dancing" People with parkinson's: 👁👄👁

[@prestonreynolds4820]

This also makes the GrubHub meme illegal then.

[@Thanos-tg6hl]

@@prestonreynolds4820 💀💀

[@mirandacatching7292]

Once again another video that put me to sleep in a matter of minutes love it! (Your voice is just very soothing) 🎀

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@Jasondoestv]

Dude you're one of the best ASMRists in the world!!! Keep up the epic work!!! You should do a gangster theme ASMR!!!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you very much!

[@realanimegirl1303]

I love your whispering so much! Thanks for the video :)))

[@MattasticASMR]

You're welcome!

[@samiiikpy]

Damn it, I guess I can't drive my buffalo anywhere lol. 😂

[@runthejudes]

XD XD the struggles

[@Thanos-tg6hl]

What will i ever do 😔

[@FriezaDBZKing69]

The duck on a head across Minnesota state line was introduced because people were outlawed from bringing their ducks over state line without a permit to sell them, so to get around this people started bringing them over in packs of a dozen or less on leashes claiming them to be pets. When that was outlawed, families would cross state lines with ducks on their heads claiming them to be hats, thus the law being introduced. Fun fact.

[@rainLhes]

Here's the thing. I have always gotten tingles only from my left ear, and never the right. My left ear is more sensitive. But throughout listening to all of Matt's videos (save for some of the creepypasta ones), I felt tingles in my right ear all the damn time No ASMRtist has ever made that happen. Evaar. You're my fave ASMRtist now

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you very much! I'm happy to hear that. :)

[@d3monicwolf]

I restarted this video 5 times because I love the sound of your intro

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@Elffiie7]

I really enjoyed the parts where you sorta rambled on about the laws. Great video Matt 😁👍🏼

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks Anna!

[@nickbestrom6523]

always the best when i see you made a new video

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks Nick!

[@theclaw233]

Excited to watch this later tonight. Watching it now at work would be bad.

[@MattasticASMR]

I hope you like it!

[@joshridgway2474]

"You have all these rules and you think they'll save you"

[@Jman92854]

I'm curious though, are the local law enforcement officers upholding these laws? Like are there criminal records of people being arrested for selling bologna on a Sunday, or has anyone gotten a warning for putting tomatoes in clam chowder? Or even if they're outdated and possibly no longer enforced, what was it like back in the day when they were? Sounds like insane times to me if people were worried about "ugly horses".

[@MattasticASMR]

I don't think most of these (well, the clearly outdated ones at least) are strictly enforced these days, but they likely still exist because repealing laws takes time and money, and it probably makes more sense to just ignore a lot of them instead of going through a formal process to get them removed.

[@mistresspasta620]

nothing is better than: your voice, strange facts and bedtime😁 awesome video 😆😄😜

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@clowncarnival6208]

The law in myrtle beach is still enforced. It's because the summer is a busy time for them with lots of tourists and they don't want problems happening between the people who are mostly out in the morning and the dogs. It's the same law here in O.C Maryland. Great vid man.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks! It does kinda make sense, but it does seem a little odd at first. :P

[@gta5stuff895]

This is what I needed my whole life

[@fadeclan3648]

I suffer from insomnia and I would just like to thank you because this has helped me so much

[@MattasticASMR]

You're welcome!

[@anonymouscommenter801]

I'm sure quite a few people have been arrested for breaking some of these "laws".😳😳

[@MattyewMashew]

Out of curiosity, do you plan on making any more asmr narrative performances similar to Mad Max?

[@MattasticASMR]

Maybe one day, but I don't have any specific plans at the moment.

[@unfathomable3434]

I love this eduASMR!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@austinmartinez6415]

dude your voice is perfect keep up the good work

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks Austin!

[@jayneellsworth]

😍 only you give me such strong tingles! Great video Matt ❤️❤️ you're like an ASMR Matthew Santoro with a really delicate beautiful voice

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks a bunch!

[@theplaguedoctor142]

3:58 I mean hey, at least they're honest in their rulebooks

[@kellyo1364]

The myrtle beach dog and beach law is a common law still in practice on many beaches today.

[@adrianherrera6372]

:D Matt ur my fave asmrtist I always can't wait for ur next video!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks Adrian!

[@hannahdemon]

here in England (particularly the north like Yorkshire) it is very common to keep ferrets and use them to hunt rabbits. They are also sometimes used to clear rats nests.

[@runthejudes]

Another brilliant video! Thanks for this!

[@MattasticASMR]

You're welcome!

[@Bulls_Aye]

Someone in Miami: *Teaches their toddler about animals while mimicking different animal noises* FBI: *Knock knock knock* FBI, OPEN UP!

[@XxOutcastWolfxX]

I have waited, and you have delivered

[@MattasticASMR]

And I hope you like it!

[@k0941982]

Finally a video from you matt. hope you are well. It's been a while

[@MattasticASMR]

I'm doing well, thanks!

[@ryanp5993]

Nice vid Matt!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks Ryan!

[@BlueBlur44]

What kind of mic do you use? Just like a regular 3Dio?

[@MattasticASMR]

Yep, the 3Dio Free Space Pro (which I believe is just called the Free Space now).

[@elainetohby880]

I just started this video, so I don't know if you mentioned it, but it was (and might still be) illegal in Kentucky to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket. Apparently people would attract horses that way and steal them.

[@MattasticASMR]

That fact is actually in this video, and I'm glad that you explained it because I was really wondering why it exists. :P

[@quranmighty3835]

so many tingles great vid!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@kelpnougatcrunch9430]

that washington law about the sasquatch was actually put into action during the 60s and it is actually still on the books.

[@TheSgtReaperr]

The one about nj custom drivers plates is true and still in effect

[@thislady987]

Ugh I just moved to New Jersey. I'll be extra careful then.

[@ChapterNineTv]

Can we please see your face next time? If it makes you uncomfortable, then never mind, but it's more relaxing to see a face speaking than a blank screen, and if your past videos, I thought you did fine! But if you don't want to, for sure, don't feel pressured to. Nbd.

[@rerugan1896]

The New Jersey constitution reads "No idiot shall enjoy the right of suffrage"

[@Foreign501st]

Those captions though!!

[@nicolecolangelo2221]

stores used to have to be closed on Sundays due to Christian beliefs. Sunday is the Sabbeth day which is the day that God rested after creating life on earth so everyone was supposed to go to church and basically use Sunday as a day of worship and rest. I remember it still being like that up until the early 2000's. stores used to be closed but now most stores or places of work close early on Sundays or dont really follow it at all. (just for those wondering)

[@Domovoi07]

Would really love to know the circumstances that led to these laws being written.

[@RockyLXXXVIII]

5:20, so basically you can't conceal an oversized military grade MG turret

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

Your intro is so soothing

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@jasoneisen6633]

The reason why there are a lot of laws prohibiting things on Sunday are due to laws called Blue Laws. These are old religious laws that are completely outdated. I have a story from my Dad, in which one day he decided to buy work gloves for some reason on Sunday in Louisiana but he couldn't.

[@dreamofyouandi]

7:56 lmao, it’s the same here in New Jersey. I don’t get it either lol

[@dragonborn2746]

Amazing video matt :D I needed something to cheer me up after I found out I've got a fracture in my spine :/ Thank you matt :)

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks Ryan! Sorry to hear that -- I hope you're able to get that treated as soon as possible.

[@dylanviars7941]

NICE VID MATT!

[@dylanviars7941]

You hear the new periphery single?

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks Dylan! And yes I did -- it's great. :D

[@dylanviars7941]

+ASMattR I watched your stream and you sound so different! It's neat!

[@blackcoffeguzzler]

It is illegal to complain to a doctor in TX about a prolonged erection while wearing pants unless the erection is larger than the doctor's forearm when facing west after an additional 1.5 hours and the pants at resting length are below the ankles on a windy day

[@Ag3nt-MC]

2:56 I’ve lived here all my life and I have not once heard of that

[@jessebrucepinkman9834]

In the UK. It is illegal to shake a rug bare foot within 100 feet of the queen

[@ascoutly1593]

Part 2! Part 2!

[@Nikkipixiie93]

oh wow this was interesting in the UK its apparently illegal to carry a plank of wood along a pavement (sidewalk) and you can't handle a salmon in suspicious circumstances .. great video hehe :D

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks Nicolle!

[@gudnyolafsdottir2257]

Your voice is like freakin' butter. My goodness gracious!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you! :)

[@CapnForever604]

In Florida you can't tie your elephant to a light post after 8 pm. You can't ride a bicycle in a swimming pool and you can't carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

[@diegorodriguez1115]

Amazing voice,you are my favourite asmrer :-)

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks Diego!

[@dovesofstone]

your voice is sooo nice!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@JacobHarvietheSinger]

I think the law prohibiting the possession of a hand gun in canada cancels out the hand gun and a horse thing.

[@bigfish9958]

Hey these can be as bad as a law in England that says you can’t walk a flock of geese over london bridge at 7am on a Sunday

[@samhunt3835]

could listen to that voice allday long so badass

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks Sam!

[@kentuckianaboy2269]

Luv ur voice, Chief!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@jeminatamminen]

Ahaha, I've definitely heard some of these before, but did you know that in Tennessee it's illegal to dare a child to buy a beer or use a lasso to catch a fish; in Marshalltown, Iowa, horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants and in Texas trains that meet at a railroad crossing must stop and neither can proceed until the other one has passed... what even?? great video tho 👍

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks! Those are also some great laws to know about :P

[@cameronboswell9671]

Interesting and tingly wow! 👍

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@ExtraD0G]

I love these list vids. They are interesting but just boring enough to put me to sleep. This is Night 3 of watching this.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks Ian!

[@thestrayblackcatXIII]

Some of these laws made me laugh out loud xD

[@thehighground2014]

_Residents of Florida may not put livestock on a school bus._ Florida Man: *_THATS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG!_*

[@nimaanjam4373]

ayyyy now im looking forward to sleeping

[@MattasticASMR]

I hope this video helps!