ASMR But Everything Is Wrong | Measuring You, Cranial Nerve Exam, Haircut, Massage

[@DJKT_official]

“What you’re not…is anatomically correct” 🤣 I’ve never been insulted in a way that makes me this amused before lol it’s unique.

[@HesamVazifehdan]

Can you please tell me what on earth that means? I’m not a native so … maybe that’s why.

[@CedanyTheAlaskan]

@@HesamVazifehdan Refers to the proportions of somebody's face or body.

[@sucerul6834]

My favorite part from this video is the pen he used, that purple one. We use exact the same model at my workplace and the feeling of them is very pleasant. You can write very comfortable with them and the reminder because I say them tonight in this video was.... Let's say it gave me a sleepy and calm state of mind

[@TheUnknownOneth]

My brain turned to mush reading this

[@siovo3529]

Bro same😂😂

[@lovesongmelody56]

Yeah I have that same pen lol 😂😂

[@myahuske9229]

Pen

[@TwinkleTwink69]

Pov: you're a cloud person that keeps changing shape, just to annoy your favorite asmrist

[@flamoof]

Underrated comment.

[@MikelAispuro]

I read this before I saw the video and now I can't stop thinking about it

[@willstopher4020]

This is genuinely so funny 😭

[@facelessmeli6815]

Facts

[@SinSynl]

cringe

[@bebe2blu]

Your a bean 1:21 Your not alive 6:32 Your hair is “amazing” 22:41 Your a pillow 26:20

[@Starmay74]

I wanted to fall asleep but when he started singing to hear the heartbeat😂😂😂 man, this is too good

[@Timestampfairy]

🎉Timestamps 🎉 0:00 measuring you 📏 5:42 cranial nerve exam 🧠 16:36 haircut 💇‍♂️ 22:52 massage 💆‍♂️

[@CelesLure]

16:43

[@bebe2blu]

Thanks for splitting them up

[@potato-q8n]

0:37 you sure about that 🤨

[@dedekae2863]

Im watching this at 4 am (i can't sleep) and I keep waking up my husband with my giggling! This was just what I needed to relax!

[@tuttleck6873]

…

[@IloveGta271]

…

[@outback-hq-7408]

lol

[@raggum1052]

Stop, quickly. This man will turn YOUR husband into HIS husband. He's too hot, too handsome. Stay careful.

[@jiorno_jowana]

Let him sleep

[@mars7609]

“I’m so sorry mam” had me wheezing

[@СофьяКолесникова-ъ2ц]

I come here to relax and at the same time practice my English. thank you for having such a clear accent!!

[@Rogue_Pyross]

The "ahhh ahh ahh ahh staying alife" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dado_the_dodo1558]

POV: you're an Eldritch being not bound by Shape, measurements or 3 Dimensions being measured by a mere human who can't comprehend your form

[@JaggedPart]

That was exactly what i was thinking

[@The_Turkey_Master]

Bro finally gets me😂

[@The_Turkey_Master]

I'm a turkey

[@maniaemagna]

Idea: Patient tells doctor everything is opposite. Sharp is dull. Dull is sharp. Light taps can be felt and hard taps can't be felt.

[@thegraveyard1858]

I was skipping around just cause I was curious and I landed on 6:29 and started dying laughing cause I have heart failure and it just hit home XD

[@BeanzAviation3967]

The "You sure about that" sounded exactly from the original I swear, anyone else agree?

[@AlexaCalaycay]

It's already 12 am,and I'm still awake lol I have school tomorrow,this is making me giggle at the same time relaxed lol HAHAHHAHA hope I'll be sleepy soon

[@raven_thecoolestpersonever]

“What do you mean? Have I been shaving rocks with this? Of course not…” uhm r u sure?

[@nikitanikita2908]

when he said stop breathe i really stopped and right now I'm writing from the paradise

[@sgmers5502]

My first time seeing this asmrtist. Dude you’re hilarious 😂😂😂 thanks for the laughs

[@lillie3029]

“Iiiiii don’t know how my hands touched” got me good

[@missyrose2154]

I love when you use the pen in videos especially to measure or line things up. I hope you use it more 😀

[@cindystarlight7735]

"why didn't you tell me you didn't want you mustache shaved? i'm so sorry... ma'am" i laughed so hard

[@pushpitadebroy2574]

One of my favourite Asmr artists at these moment.❤

[@UnluckiestNoofer]

POV: Shape shifter goes to cranial nerve exam

[@papaasmrpotatoes8273]

wtf i was a pillow? the plot thickens.

[@daniellebennis2126]

The end of the haircut one cracked me up so much

[@luisanafernandez3498]

I couldn't control my laugh at the end, this is amazing

[@arhikshamaharaj99]

Everything was perfect. Please can we have the correct version of this one🌸the comedy was too good😂

[@bearsy7497]

The best everything wrong asmr would be if you actually make it so the point of view is wrong so for example u cant hear when you ask if you can hear this and u just dont open fingers for the counting test

[@ZenithDoesStuff]

4:45 that caught me so off guard XD

[@suljei]

the way u ran out of the room after we asked u a mirror😭😭😭😭

[@marianaborges2881]

0:26 1:39 2:43 4:01

[@carlosvalenzuela6961]

POV : you’re the character on the character creation screen switch back and forth between playable races 😂

[@Spookyglamcatrocker]

Im meant to be sleeping but i cant stop laughing. You are amazing. Singing to the compressions made me snort with laughter

[@vatsanasou7131]

you okay Angelina Pregnant Hi Doc McStuffins Hey what's going on what wrong

[@vatsanasou7131]

your heart

[@AliPieSupreme]

I'm only 4 minutes in and I am crying! So good.

[@ЖаннаЦвелая]

THIS IS SO FUNNY AND STRANGE, I LOVE IT

[@muntazirHayder]

‏‪8:30‬‏ 😂😂😂 احتاج رأسي ورقبتي اخي

[@dazzlingstar012]

ahhh please do a fast and aggressive writing sounds video! i loved it in this

[@JessicaAndrews-t3u]

When he said breathe in and STOP BREATHING…I’m embarrassed how long I held my breath before I realised I could stop 😂

[@dinolover6466]

14:33 best part

[@CoLoJePa]

0:09 never have i tingled this early in a video but that was amazing

[@Sym732]

I watched this to try and sleep bc it’s 6am and I can’t stop laughing 😭😭😭😭

[@riyaansheikh7470]

6:30: "Don't breathe" Okay i guess....

[@МарьяМоревна-л3м]

16:40 is that Vivaldi "Winter" tune????

[@rvpertxdits]

6:44 I was not execting that, but it made me laugh a lot

[@Xalo_]

6:41 ☺️😳☺️😳 man im flabbergasted

[@Duckyboo_Art]

19:14 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the moment u realised u brushed someone’s hair off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@snpdrg0n]

I heard the rain in the background and got excited, so I paused the video to check, and was immediately disappointed 😭

[@prescarmona5152]

This shiz is was too funny ... 😂😂😂 the staying alive bit .... Running away lol

[@Yourefavasmrist]

POV: I’m not even a human👾

[@claudiapalomb]

This is the type of videos I like the mst of you! You're way too hilarious and good hahah

[@AminSama1324]

that was interesting man! nice job

[@jRadioPlaylists]

6:45 😂lol 22:45 😂😂

[@proudsook]

17:35 too 😂😂

[@puncajunior1940]

Ah ha ha ha stayin alive stayin alive

[@0llyx25]

OMFG THE STAYING ALIVE PART 😭😭😭

[@YourFaulty]

When the barber ran away 💀💀

[@Ihngrs]

The reference to giving rocks haircuts

[@Ihngrs]

I hope tonight is my last

[@nullisthewolf]

​@@Ihngrsclarify

[@zalonki.]

@@Ihngrsyou GOOD bro bro?

[@phxnix]

I Came back to the video and the first thing i saw from the continuation was 22:43 🤣🤣

[@anetajedlickova2234]

6:47 oh my god😅😅

[@Diechan132]

these are my favorite to respond to in person because I just use the opposite 😂 like "are you sure?" no I am absolutely not sure

[@devilguysadboi5587]

Sorry to tell you this buddy but I'm a tesseract, a construct far beyond your 3rd dimensional perception. Your limited measures could never truly capture even a fraction of my essence fr

[@GorillazBD]

It looks like hes in Markipliers recording room💀🤣

[@Middle_aged_cat.]

I love at the end of the video he just has a metal breakdown that he was massaging pillows the entire time💀

[@allyfink1040]

“Geez o Pete” this guy has to be from the Midwest 😂

[@melygunabalan]

HOW HE DIDN’T BROKE THE CAMERA !!!?

[@bombdotcom2168]

I feel like this would go well with the Ephemeral Rift asmr video where hes trying to identify what kind of SCP you are. This guy was the person to report the anomaly lol

[@327CBG]

Just trust me. 12:26 lmao

[@nullisthewolf]

💀💀💀

[@Uni955]

Just amazing

[@SaraJordan-d9e]

God 😂😂 your videos are so amazing ❤

[@davyyyy1782]

the nicholas cage of ASMR

[@egb3516]

i love your videos with lots of dialogue and funny acting

[@davidrubino6000]

Great video

[@pastel_pink]

“Follow this with your eye- not your nose what”

[@daanbos5918]

The doctor: “Thomas had never seen such bs before”

[@taissilva9089]

I love his videos, he's so funny!

[@djinn-iv8ku]

I’m a shapeshifting potato

[@funweirdo]

WHERES MY HEARTBEAT☹️ KEEPING ME ALIVE💃💃💃🕺🕺🕺🕺

[@urhomie420]

When can I breathe now

[@jasminkohler5385]

Ich habe starke positis Lunge Befall könntest du mir helfen hallo Vögeln tut's auch mache sogar komischen Geräusche innen drin mich erfährst probiere❤

[@peamoth123]

My sweet dreams are made of this

[@jhoncarter2274]

POV : You are Plastic man and doing asmr on you 😂

[@gibby5667]

Nah he lost himself at the beginning of cranial nerve exam 😭😭

[@choochuikian5256]

i think bro got his license as a barber from wish

[@nullisthewolf]

To be fair the barber was one of the only ones who succeeded with something

[@wwzach169]

*uno reverse card* i acknowledged everything you asked and you said the opposite thing happened

[@phoenixstudios_offical]

Pov you keep getting harassed by a person who wants to do all jobs in the world

[@Springtrap.editzzz._]

At 12:26 he’s clapping

[@lajaylalee9402]

While it’s been crazy because of hurricane idalia I thought it was raining but it was just the background 😭

[@Yipezipy21]

"Im so sorry ma'ma" 😨

[@VentRoblox01]

22:45 In 2x 😂😂😂

[@СеменЧеренков]

POV: Me (non-euclidian person) trying to get any documents

[@7fnyy]

Frist and last ASMR video i saw

[@elisavoisin8963]

loveeeee🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@Mindscapewithme]

What was his life before this? Was he a construction worker?

[@bebe2blu]

What are you 3:46 Edit: the timing was a little off

[@the_EmpErroR11]

17:40 He surely not

[@edsomepeople]

imagin if its just some guy who had a "few" birth defects and illneses and maby some other things and he just is like >:I (uts 3 am for me

[@Shanny.143]

You’ve got a point 😂 also! Go to bed bebe gay some rest

[@Kaoro1248]

The kiss was kinda...😏

[@cheerful_crop_circle]

What kiss?

[@pand2aren]

jake busey is that you ?

[@SamuelTekle-jm6yi]

Whats happened 😅 9:02 here and the way he looked😅

[@kevinisverycool5734]

Fire ❤