ASMR but it's just me whispering Conspiracy Theories

Enter the world of ASMR conspiracy theories... but it's just me whispering them to you, ear to ear. From government cover-ups to hidden agendas, get ready to relax while diving into some mind-blowing theories.
This video gave me a very homegrown vibe. Some are more myth and mystery and less conspiracy theory-I'll let you decide which is which.
The earlier, whackier conspiracies were pulled from Reddit, the more in depth conspiracies were by piecing and threading multiple articles together. Upon completing this process I realized I'd like to make another video and pull the theories from TikTok instead.
If anything in this video sparks a spiral, pivot:
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00:00 intro
1:20 NPC
1:57 Flathead Lake, Montana
2:36 Amelia Earhart
3:07 Lorde
3:37 Walt Disney
4:43 Pyramids
5:03 5G
5:36 Green lawns
5:59 Moon landing
07:04 CERN
8:12 Hollow earth
8:50 HAARP
10:01 Reptilians
11:09 Safeguard Complex
12:28 Denver Airport
14:16 Project Blue Beam
16:23 Georgia Guidestones
20:22 Mount Rushmore
21:45 Ice age
22:40 Personal conspiracies
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[@FloontzASMR]

If you liked this, check out my latest conspiracy theory video : kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWbSd3-Do5uUoaM

[@Southernburrito]

That was funny. Yes I did like it. You wouldn’t believe the things I’ve seen & experienced; some of the boundaries are unresolved. I have thoughts that I imagine only a thinker such as yourself could relate to. The only person I have to talk to about these situations is myself & the stars. Thinking out loud helps me formulate to convey a receivable articulations to audience or listeners, other than that, it’s just in there 🧠, & like a child without speech I’m left awkwardly/suspiciously silent when I know the truth of greater complexity through experience. The depth of my experience is priceless in the way it proves by speaking for itself in great detail with what I can explain. Given someone who understands allows me to go deeper navigating through the complexity vs teaching basic math for phenomena to the novice inexperienced, naturally. I’ve been through it though. I only wish I could share… it’d be inappropriate here given your audience, but I’ve left a long trail of comments over the years in comment logs on KZbin. I caught your Romance questions earlier tonight as well. Certainly thought provoking. I liked some of it, thought it was cute. Some things I don’t suppose I could relate, needed time to think deeply about what you meant (unrefined again or unformulated), & others you’d definitely have to explain what you mean. Many things just come naturally to me & I intentionally don’t prearrange or premeditate to dabble with the disingenuous towards uncontrollable unforeseeable futures bent on disappointments; futures unfold changing the shape of their appearance. Our thoughts are small fractions or fragments within fragments, each similar & different to each other & the wave functions of existence. I try to have patience & follow my heart. I choose to be a man of understanding. I liked parts of it, others not so much due to vagueness or the loaded. It’s something I’d have been open to sharing you with, probably beneficial to myself with consideration to your insight feedbacks to degrees, but you & I don’t always see eye to eye on everything in all honesty obviously, you know, as you’ve danced over my lines. That doesn’t mean I don’t admire you & admire aspects of your opinion. The only reason I appeal to them still is because of the dreams surrounding you prior to me finding you & post our initial encounter. I hope you can take the good of my honesty. I’ve been up all night, honesty is all I have at these hours. You are loved. 👋🏻😘 I hope I read acceptably.

[@Southernburrito]

I’m releasing trigger points in my back with a golf ball while looking up at the skylight in the ceiling; you popped in my head moments prior. I see a star come out & fly over & across to say hello as my phone pings. 👍🏻🤷🏼 🤓Luv you Floontz🤓😝

[@user-jx4ul3cw4c]

I dont believe any conspiracies, but I do love hearing about them! Wonderful video!

[@FloontzASMR]

They’re a trip to consider 💕 will make a whackier one soon

[@MortTheMouseLemur]

lol like the odd1sout put it "I disagree STRONGLY! but please, continue"

[@BennysGamingAttic]

One conspiracy theory is true: Pizza cut into triangles tastes better than pizza cut into squares

[@user-jx4ul3cw4c]

@@FloontzASMR I'll be sure to watch it!

[@user-jx4ul3cw4c]

@@BennysGamingAttic I strongly agree with that.

[@Oh_mariam]

Am i the only who wakes up one day and feel like "wait haven't I been through this day already" like everything feels so f-ing repeated its like a loop

[@FloontzASMR]

Groundhog Day 😳

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

Omg yess! Fun fact, Deja Vu is caused by stress. And to keep on the conspiracy theorist theme, I’ve heard someone point out that Deja Vu feels like reloading in a game after you die, and death can be easily tied to stress so…

[@dylanmichalski5637]

That means your life has hit a plateaue

[@molly_33713]

no.. thats lowkey scary

[@griffin_kith6214]

The npc theory interests me because weve recently discovered only about a third of the population has an internal monologue (the voice in your head you use to think and narrate). If you dont have an internal monologue would you not be going through life on sort of an auto pilot?

[@FloontzASMR]

Unless the 2/3 of the population without internal monologue are self-actualized and consciously directing all thoughts… (tough to believe considering the current condition of our planet) WILL THOSE WITHOUT INTERNAL MONOLOGUE PLEASE ENTER THE CHAT - help clear this up for us

[@erlehagen6615]

I don’t understand how you don’t have more followers. Your videoes are litterally perfect!

[@FloontzASMR]

Thank you 💞 step by step

[@bonelliboy]

the quality of your creativity is so good. Keep em coming!!

[@FloontzASMR]

Thank you, 24/7 ❤️‍🔥

[@MysterysASMR]

I like you! You bring something different to the game!!!! Keep doing your thing 😁

[@FloontzASMR]

Thank you 💖 likewise!

[@kevinweitz3414]

Loved the video and I’m here for a part 2!!

[@FloontzASMR]

Wild and crazier coming soon 🪽💞

[@dasauce92]

Dinosaurs built the pyramids? IM IN! I enjoy hearing conspiracy theories. Great video floontz!

[@FloontzASMR]

I never considered it until this video, but it seems more plausible than people

[@CamaradaCJ]

I love the editing and quality of your videos, so relaxing.

[@FloontzASMR]

Thank you so much 💕💕

[@PinksASMR]

I'm so happy I found your channel. Too good!

[@FloontzASMR]

I’m so happy you’re here 💖

[@katdafoo]

I loveeee this video !! Especially with the way u added pictures Thank you 😭😭🥲🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@FloontzASMR]

it's my pleasure

[@lunasuper]

I love this type of asmr!🥰 could you do some more videos like this? 🙏😊

[@FloontzASMR]

absolutely, coming soon!

[@sirenoftheeast]

omg i really love your contents 😂😂 new subscriber!

[@FloontzASMR]

Thank you so much, I love your username 💞 welcome home ✨

[@manofbeard]

Conspiracy Theories videos are the best 😊

[@FloontzASMR]

I’m glad you enjoyed it ✨

[@FloontzASMR]

I’m glad you like them 💖

[@pandemonium3552]

i need more like this

[@FloontzASMR]

Then more you shall get

[@zekbosh9153]

That was a fun video! My favorite conspiracy theory is that birds are spies for the government. The reason it’s my favorite is because it sounds so silly but is actually true lol look up operation tacana 🐦😂

[@FloontzASMR]

I’ve looked into this! My hunch is they’ve also infiltrated the squirrel and deer 🤔🧐 thoughts?

The birds nonsense is pushed by the CIA to discredit actual information. The same CIA invented the term "conspiracy theorist" to get us to harass each other whenever someone tells the truth.

[@FloontzASMR]

WHAT IS THE TRUTH

@@FloontzASMR Like Arnold said in Terminator 2: "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE."

[@zekbosh9153]

@@FloontzASMR I can totally see squirrels being spies, they’re always so curious about what people are doing. Picturing deer as spies is funny because they always run away when you spot them

[@adrian9901]

Congrats on 4k subs floontz 💕 Whoaa, huh what. 🤔 (Me in entire video 😅) Elites is hiding a lot of things for sure. Cozy fluffy mic scratching + Your voices = ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ thank youu ~ *Ps - The [CC] got a little bit delay.

[@FloontzASMR]

Yes I had to take it down to redo all the photos and then reupload!! Will reset subtitles at some point 😅 4K BABY!!!!!!!!! HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA

[@adrian9901]

@@FloontzASMRThank youu, floontz 🫶 HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA x29 (Hooray, aww you made my day even better. By remembering my code aaaa) Woohoo.. More to join and subs 4 sure And don't forget to take care of yourself, pls 🥺

[@manofbeard]

Really enjoyed this ASMR video. Subbed for more.

[@FloontzASMR]

Welcome 💞 so nice to have you!

[@annas4191]

super cool idea!

[@FloontzASMR]

Thank you 💞 more to come!

[@annas4191]

the NPC one i could believe especially after Covid times...

[@FloontzASMR]

The plot continues to thicken 👀⚡️💗

[@irrfanjamal]

Would love to see moreee

[@FloontzASMR]

I’m already taking notes for the next 😇

[@Joe-Joe-Binks]

Finally made the time to watch this. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@FloontzASMR]

LFG hope you liked it 💕

[@torijane3016]

this is an amazing video! 10/10 for the mic scratching with the fuzzy mic cover! can’t wait to fall asleep to this later

[@FloontzASMR]

When Tori Jane gives a 10/10 you know it’s real

[@CamaradaCJ]

It would be awesome if you did one where you switch between conspiracy theories, and then legitimate conspiracies!

[@FloontzASMR]

Stay tuned ⚡️

[@dannysalmeron6261]

Your so mother for this!!!!! I love conspiracy theory’s and asmr so😃😃

[@FloontzASMR]

Thank you so much! Working on another soon 💖

[@koyrion]

Me getting a girlfriend was definitely a glitch in the matrix.

[@FloontzASMR]

How does she feel about that? 👀💕

[@resident1123]

I just landed in Denver the other day for the first time. I never travel so it’s so cool that the airport I go to is the biggest in the country

[@FloontzASMR]

did you do a scavenger hunt of all the fun finds? 👀

[@HaileyBarrera.p]

Its so good 😭💗 ps i love conspiracy theories 😼😼

[@FloontzASMR]

there will be more 💕

[@HaileyBarrera.p]

@@FloontzASMR yess 💗 thankyou (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[@adilmait6005]

the porblem is that there are people who believe in this

[@FloontzASMR]

The plot thickens 🌀

[@Agent47-og1jk]

Lol this remind me of the truman syndrome

[@FloontzASMR]

👀🌀

[@boypixxie]

Like experience Deja vu

[@FloontzASMR]

Hehe thank you for catching it 💞

[@hampshirefieldfencing8500]

I want to believe 👻

[@FloontzASMR]

🛸✨✨✨

[@BaggyTrouserAndAStrapOn]

Black sock?

[@FloontzASMR]

Is this the missing sock conspiracy

[@somaticaproductions]

Black sock down

[@jeremymcpoggerton]

Are you AI? You're too perfect to be real. 😊

[@FloontzASMR]

the jury is out 😁

[@M1Ms88]

Is Fl00ntz real ? or AI i have doubts now ...

[@FloontzASMR]

🤔💕

[@M1Ms88]

@@FloontzASMR hmm suss reply as well ......

[@FloontzASMR]

the plot thickens@@M1Ms88

[@kevinmartin2607]

Creepy content provider

[@FloontzASMR]

👽

[@KiwiKamea]

Imagine if any of these are real😂😂

[@FloontzASMR]

Which one do you think is most likely to be real? 🤔

[@KiwiKamea]

@@FloontzASMR not sure exactly 😅 but if the NPC one was real, I wonder who I know is an NPC or not🤣🤣🤣

[@FloontzASMR]

The plot thickens

[@drakwer25]

Hahaha, yes pls! We have a million year history of believing in unknown BS so, no wonder. Hope next generations would just trust science but until then.. knock on woods.

[@FloontzASMR]

Knockin on all the woods ✊🏽💕

[@MiaaaaaChan]

Conspiracy theories are fun until you go too deep and it all ends up being antisemitism

[@FloontzASMR]

oOo I haven’t gotten there yet

[@MiaaaaaChan]

@@FloontzASMR Anytime a conspiracy requires a nefarious *them* to hide the truth you'll find people who believe that *them* to be the jews