[ASMR] Caring Eldritch Beast Adopts You!

[@turt1esharkasmr]

This is just fantastic! I love the little distortion effects at the end of some of the words, almost like its human form is not completely stable. I imagine it sort of "glitching" if that makes sense. And the general slow pace of your speaking is just 'chef's kiss' Thank you for filling my script!

[@salemAudio]

;v; thank you for the kind words, and thank you for writing such a fantastic script! I loved reading it and I'm happy you enjoyed it, thank you again! 💖

[@lunamatomboygirl]

@@salemAudio you really are sweet yourself salem, this asmr is your best audio yet!.

[@lunamatomboygirl]

that was nice of you, to say to our dearly beloved salem.

[@maxpane2423]

​ 😊😊 I'm ooo 8i😊8i😅 it 8 ii 88i😊😊8😊888😊 I'm going 😅888😊8í8i8😊

[@maxpane2423]

😊

[@bardofthesouth3074]

Listener: "maybe send me an angel, the nicest angel you have" This guy: *maniacal laughter like galaxies imploding like universes falling apart like-*

[@mothman5809]

🤬👍

[@ach734]

🤬👍

[@Mina-gn3lx]

🤬👍

[@bardofthesouth3074]

@@Mina-gn3lx I'm so sorry to everyone using this emojis, but I have no idea what this means. Did I say something that i shouldn't? I was just trying to reference that meme where they use a line from Lilo and Stitch

[@Mina-gn3lx]

@@bardofthesouth3074 I just saw these two before me with these emojis and I just wanted to play along because I thought that this was a joke. Don’t worry u didn’t offense somebody (or at least not me). I’m really sorry if I upset you. I can delete the Comment if you want me to ofc. (And I did understand the joke.)

[@Silkie_Dragon]

“Don’t be aFrAiD” as his voice gurgles my soul

[@darkspark5500]

GuRgLeS?! 🤣🤣🤣

[@nolifeconsolegamer]

Considering it's an eldritch god like being...... gurgling you're soul sounds like the least impressive thing he could probably do.

[@dravencherek4319]

Nah what did you say?

[@Isaac_1703]

YES I AGREE, MONSTERS OF UNIMAGINABLE HORROR AND STRENGTH BEING CUTE WITH A LISTENER IS THE BEST

[@miisoma]

oh i thought that said “hornier” oops sorry 😞

[@AzureSam]

Ended up deciding to name this guy “Comfort”. Simply because the idea of thinking or saying “I need Comfort” and them appearing is just great.

[@salemAudio]

hold on that's actually so cute?? 😭😭

[@humanperson7930]

That’s so cute! I just called them angel because ⓎⒺⓈ

[@jimmyjohn8750]

Man I just went with joe cause I thought it was funny

[@astridjensen1755]

Petition to name the terrifying eldritch god ‘Comfort’

[@Kallichore09]

@@astridjensen1755 I sign

[@pauljackson171]

This is heartwarming in so many levels, for one, implication of higher dimension beings beyond our understanding being kinder.

[@roshanfey]

5:49 "...but it doesn't make that feeling go away." 🥺🥺 i adore these flashes of vulnerability

[@trinmedina3431]

Whatever that voice effect was is amazing. It felt like it scratched my Brain 🥴💖

[@salemAudio]

actually stumbled across it totally on accident, but I thought the same thing!! I'm glad you liked it :>

[@_ukimira]

This audio is helping me reclaim the name “pet”. My dad called me that all the time, so when I hear it now, I associated it with him. I am starting to hear less of him and more of a comforting person as it should be.

[@Inkusan6489]

That’s good I’m proud of you! 👍❤️‍🩹

[@RayetheAmazing]

I'm so happy to hear that, I hope to one day no longer associate the nickname "pumpkin" with my own father since he called me that more than my own name growing up. Glad to know someone is getting to reclaim a nickname given by a parent they are not fond of

[@hlivaralexa441]

I wish you best on the road to reclaimimg that name! 💖❤️‍🩹

[@blursedrat1629]

Really had me thinking of seeing beautiful alien landscapes with him and him just being like “You think this is special?” And seeing huge spectacles like stars dying and planets forming, it just had me giddy thinking of being able to see that happening up close, thanks for bringing us a character that brings out our inner dreamer

[@scav7330]

y'know I was telling myself "I should listen to something other than ASMR for a while so that I'm not sleepy all day" saw this and well, 𝗜 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁

[@TiredMatt]

The thought of cuddling with an octopus god from another dimension is weird... but I'm lonely enough to accept it lol. Great job Salem! another good one. Goodnight

[@Motherly_love]

Is it bad that this comforted me in ways I never was when I was a small child? Like, this felt so parental, and I never received parental comfort growing up, so throughout this entire thing, I just imagined the listener being a small child of maybe 5-6 years old, and now that they're under the care of an Eldritch, they don't grow, so they remain a child for the rest of eternity. I don’t know if that was the aim for this audio, but this brought me way more comfort than I would like to admit. Another quick thing, the "I love you" made me cry. Someone send help, I want parental hugs.

[@mothman5809]

*opens arms parentally*

[@Motherly_love]

@@mothman5809 Thank you 🥲

[@zba1010]

Same i never felt this much parental love before 🥲

[@Motherly_love]

@@zba1010 we should start a lack of parental care club together

[@zba1010]

@@Motherly_love omg yes

[@userisnull]

this is like. the ideal condition to live in

[@gorillanoodles]

I need more. More time with my eldritch caregiver. And yes. Yes I have listened to this 4 times now

[@imabrokenglowstick]

dude i know the aim is for this to be relaxing and it is ! it is ! but also the monster fucker inside of me is screaming their lungs out because of the lil vibrato at the end of some of salem’s words update: if he calls me ‘good little pet’ one more time i’m gonna pass away

[@I_GET_NO_SL33P]

Same tho

[@andreah9587]

DUDE SAME 😭 thought I was the only sinner here lmao💀

[@Yuhyurfrd]

HJSDFHSFDSHDJ SAME

[@roshanfey]

never thought i'd find an eldritch being so comforting and a window to access my grandest dreams, but here we are. you've done it again, salem. the flow of your voice, the slow pace, the vocal effects, the deeper pitch, dipping into whispers on certain words for maximum shivers, the terms of endearment, all wrapped up in an otherworldly entity ready to fulfill all of my escapist fantasies in exchange for a simplified existence. beautiful. your talent and sense of craft never cease to spellbind me, dearest salem

[@Anjuly.]

PLEASE give us a part 2! i've been obsessing over this one. i don't know why, but a lovecraftian monster making me a pet is such a comfort to me. i looove the distortion in the voice!

[@hailey561]

this concept was so relaxing. like the world at my finger tips? Anything I want answered the being probably knows. So many possibilities but also so comforting. also I am definitely stressed out enough to just allow myself to be some infinite beings source of entertainment in exchange for no worries lmao.

[@ditzydoodle8381]

I need a part 2, this is so sweet and the voice sounds great. Something about effect of the voice just... works.

[@itrithevoid4202]

I started crying when they said we could let out our emotions. I'm receiving so much affection in one video 😭 I would love to see more of this entity

[@wickedsanchome]

Holy shit this is such a good and comforting character I love it😭😭 I want more eldritch cosmic being!!!

[@NAURRRRRRRRRRRR]

Finally, my fatherless behavior can be quenched. Ty salem 😌✨

[@_Perseus]

my fatherless-ness and singleness is loving this ☺️

[@Sky_The_Daily_Dreamer]

Idk what an Eldritch being is so idk why he is treating but he has a nice voice and he relaxes me so much that Ive fallen asleep instantly every time Ive listen to this audio lol Our buddy here makes the brain go brrrr in the happiest and relaxing way~ Also he's so nice 🥺❤️

[@pikafangirl11]

After a long stressful week at work, being told that I'm loved by a wholesome eldritch being brings out so many happy tears ;; Goodness...I love this one so much, Salem ;w;

[@maybe_just_may]

You literally calmed me down at the right time. It seemed you know exactly when to post it for me.

[@Smok_Argus]

This is very comforting, and an idea of a higher being thinking that I am the best companion ever, and being not only willing but also be able to take care of me is just so... just on point. And the pace is amazing too! Very good vid ^^

[@rigure]

I LOVE THEM!! I absolutely love them!! I knew it was gonna be super wholesome, but somehow you made them EVEN MORE wholesome?! Anyways, I love them. This is totally my new favorite audio of all time. Did I mention I love them???

[@nixxusrosewoods4393]

I've been extremely stressed out for the past few months to the point of constant panic But this video made me feel so happy and calm My roommate asked me what I was dreaming about because I had a big smile on my face while I was sleeping when she checked on me

[@LuckyDuck2145]

Im not gonna lie, I was having an anxiety attack a few minutes before I watched this, I was kinda calm already but when I listened to this I was calm on a whole nother level, thank you for helping me calm down and relax I really appreciate it, keep up the amazing work ^-^♥️✨

[@subval]

Me and all the other physics students trying to describe the 3rd dimension let alone the 4th dimension: THATS NOT GONNA STOP US FROM TRYING!

[@Zoe-sh2hm]

“We can do… *Whatever* you want~” …Damn, my first thought really wasn’t about time travel or learning magic or exploring other galaxies. I need halp.

[@rigure]

Oh, that's right! Magic would be cool... I was asking if we could play UNO ._. Better than what you were thinking, I'm sure ^^'

[@ramennoodles3987]

Of course you were thinking what I'm thinking, living in the pokemon universe

[@miisoma]

i was thinking different

[@Phoneix_e]

With the “whatever you want~” with the ~ my dirty mind was abt to go off at me, shut that down, this ain’t that kind of asmr, thankfully,….

[@lilliepad_froh]

I just thought: COTTAGECORE FOREST, I WANNA MEET MERMAIDS AND ELVES

[@moonbee8488]

a part 2 to this would be a blessing

[@the_water_gremlin4983]

i've listened to this about 10 times in the past 3 days i'm obsessed I know its just so good, I love the character, script, and execution, and the voice effects just top it all off

[@Hotcoffemilk]

Oh, the tear I dropped listening to this right after a super bad day at work and started to feel lonely, thank u so much

[@deyeryrey]

This literally made me cry. No joking. Like WOW I didn't even know I needed this SO MUCH, I just finished listening to this about 10-15 minutes ago and I'm still sobbing pathetically while writing this, BOTTLING EMOTIONS IS NOT GREAT FOR YOU, KIDS 🙂🙂🙂 All I really wanted to say is thank you. Wholeheartedly. Definitely will come back to this and listen to more of your content

[@gabriele1695]

When they said that they loved us I literally melted into my pillow 🥰 I love them so much! You’re the best ❤️

[@jwwatches]

I need more of this dude holy hell!!! Salem you've done it again, and full props to the wonderful script writer as well! If you have the background music title on hand I would love that because I definitely would love to make a Playlist of this and then that song looped to sleep to!

[@KyraRoseC]

'would you like a treat?" me: a treat? 'I believe you call these a cookie' me: *giggles well crying at the tone used to say cookie* can a caring eldritch god come and actually adopt me...please

[@improvmaster3]

This literally made me tear up with joy, wonderful job 😭

[@eur19]

Oh, what a cute little pink bunny rabbit! Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and love him and squeeze him...

[@Vizion0513]

What an excellent asmr audio! you've realized this kind of character so well and you're voice acting is amazing as always💜💜💜

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

The voice effects and speaking mannerisms remind me of Hermaeus Mora from Skyrim. This guy’s like a much gentler version of Herma :) very cool

[@alexmarks218]

This is terrifying and soothing at the same time

[@cutesy3783]

That voice affect was fantastic to listen to! I always love distortions! This also made me feel incredibly safe, so much so that I felt a satisfaction in my heart thank you!

[@mistahchad220]

Long time subscriber/lurker here-- your voice, your acting, everything is just so utterly /perfect/. Turtle's script on its own was fantastic, but it is you that really brought the character to life for me. The little details, such as the Eldritch's voice becoming layered on certain words, makes me think of how Zelda games will bold certain phrases or names for emphasis? Phenomenal touch, and I just wanna take the time to actually thank you for all the effort you put into these. Thank you for providing comfort and care to those who have nowhere else to turn to, love.

[@hell_on_earth666]

I'd kill for him ♡ this is everything i needed and you made it happen, thank you so much for making my week even better. i can just imagine him letting me lay on his lap while he plays with my hair and that's all i need to be happy ♡♡♡♡ thanks again salem!

[@beverlyhues4558]

I’ve been having a lot of anxiety lately and have trouble falling sleeping, but your voice and videos have helped me a great deal! Thank you 💜

[@milatonan9]

This is now one of my favorites, please make more if you want to!

[@fandomn3rd870]

I’m just imagining myself as a kid being like “tf?” Very wholesome tho

[@asansfakeaccound5466]

4th dimension is easy and not easy to describe at the same time, because it's just another dimension in space and it's just adds itself to this space like the imaginary numbers exis to normal numbers axis, but we just cannot see it. moving in those unknown directions looks like teleporting to human eye. i mean some part is understandable, but even more is hard to explain to us, the human beings, for the computers that can just generate it and show us, without proper human language explaination, cuz it's just impossible. even if it was supercomputer smarter than human we couldn't understand all, because like engines in chess, learning from them can boost our skill and understanding of the game by third part, but there are things like just too complex to fit into the brain. (wow this is even harder to explain in english than in my first language xD) More about video itself, i really like this comcept and it is even more of an inspiration for me, as currently i'm writting the story, where one of characters, future king of the country was taken care of by similar being, that replaced his future wife, after she was assasinated by unknown organisation, because of some political reason and this anomaly helps the future king crash all the lurking evil inside and nearby the rulling structures. the best part is that he at first doesn't even see what she is, because her real version was already considered to be a powerful witch and he is like "wow she is so powerful" until after some years when he is more grown and open minded she reveals herself. i mean i love and love and love this whole concept and you just fulfilled my wet dream by creating this. thank you my fellow artist, hope you'll have a wonderful day as you are reading that

[@startaster806]

omg I can't believe we got a fabled salem upload on my birthday I'm so happy

[@properjellydontbeproper3652]

Happy Birthday~ 🎂🎉

[@moonwalkerangel7008]

I have had a stressful week of work full of unexpected changes. But this has calmed me down. Thank you Salem.

[@shaecat5776]

I want a part 2 so bad. Of the relationship progressing. I would love it.

[@rachel-katedaneko]

Never thought an eldritch being would take an interest in me, but hey I’m not complaining!

[@UvaDub]

I love this one, the interpretation + voice effects + this very background music makes everything feel so cozy and mystical... Therapeutic content right here hehe Would it be possible for us to have a part 2/ continuation? It could be adding to the listener's plot or just more random comfort (I'd love both ways, believe me). Anyways, thank you so much

[@seafable]

They're so sweet omg

[@whocares6173]

Perfect timing! I had another bad day at work and this made me feel so much better❤️

[@tirwd]

Oh there is so many uploads it's great thank you. I really like your merboy makes you blush video and I definitely havenr latched onto the character at all. Id kill for a sequel lol. You are doing God's work though :) have a nice day or night or both wherever you are :)

[@haji8566]

I need more of this 😭❤️ this is my 5th time listening to this

[@joshieplu]

Wait because the first time i heard this i started to cry, so I went back and rewatched it again because *emotional catharsis*. Like if I am some eldritch being's pet and basically have no choice about it I am milking that for all it's emotional worth. Turt1e wrote an amazing script and thank you so much to Salem for bringing this to life.

[@YulianaGVC]

omg I love it so much, your asmr always turns me into a little puddle of goo with relaxation

[@missfiretower]

The shushing with the sound effects is 👌👌👌

[@usagiva6895]

This not only gave me serotonin, but also helped me sleep last night. Bless you for this 🥰

[@regularwonderland]

This was so incredibly comforting 🥺🥰 and I really enjoyed the voice distortions!

[@lordcommissarthomas1922]

Instantly clicked the minute I saw eldritch Great audio, as always!

[@endwalker1927]

I love the subtle deep demonic Eldritch feel the audio has in some section

[@gorillanoodles]

I think we could all use an Eldritch being to keep us comfortable from time to time

[@wormonastring2854]

This audio was so good omfg. It made me fell all warm inside. Amazing job!

[@sean9119119]

Thank you so much this audio is amazing and as honestly has become a safe space that I've been coming back to multiple times now so thank you for being here and comforting me ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

[@Hellqueen135]

You just opened a whole damn word for me "Elditch beast" before this video I didn't know that there was word Eldritch did exist but beast I do know

[@inpuris13]

This is still probably one of my favorite asmrs out there, I end up coming back to it a lot

[@clementine3861]

I am just listening to this and your voice is so soothing I can fall asleep to it

[@Spooky-Lord]

this is honestly probably my fave of yours yet salem 💙💙

[@theegboi1178]

This has left me feeling some sort of way I can’t explain

[@quillmorningstar8713]

For some reason this makes me feel safe and loved? Is this what my cat feels like when I talk to her?

[@TyTheRegularMan]

I was really hoping this video would suddenly burst into a violent stream of unspeakable horrors beyond human comprehension This is good too

[@RedLove224]

The fact when he asked at first what we wanted and we weren't sure at first (I low-key wanted a cookie) and then he awarded a cookie it took me off guard 😭

[@pauljackson171]

Dunno your belief system, but bless your soul Salem!

[@Doc_Book42609]

Him: FeAR not Me: screaming Him: I sAid FEaR nOT

[@darkayness1111]

C'est Mon préféré depuis notre cher naga. J'ai écouté notre créature galactique 4 fois, tout est parfait dedans. Tout, tout, tout. C'est un régale à tous les points de vues. J espère qu'il y aura un jours une suite 😊 Excellent travail

[@yuki_listening]

this audio made me cry so much that was a so cathartic experience i had a really great time, thank you salem!

[@lipsihaskev]

Still can't believe you're back 🥺

[@Dayrecord_1892]

Omg this was so sweet I loved it

[@brandy2525]

It’s like you know when we need these.

[@gregoryfitzpatrick2468]

WE NEED ELDRITCH THERAPISTS

[@low-key5341]

Never been so fast to any ASMR RP video. Keep up the great work Salem!

[@emii4733]

Im trying so hard not to fall asleep aaaa im so relaxed thank youuu!!

[@horsewings3561]

Wow, the script and voice acting for this was absolutely amazing and perfect! Thewhole thing felt natural like your listening to a scene from a movie and your character sounded genuine. Can't say it enough, AMAZING job. As someone actually adopted this one got me in the feels. (in a good way) I hope we get a sequel someday. This guy was such a sweet character. Also the way your voice would drop leads me to believe he'd be terrifying if someone angred him. It reminds me of mufasa from the lion king because as the actor said, even though mufasa was an intimidating parent, he really is just a gentle daddy.

[@OliviaPlayz2008]

Hmm..I’d call him Lucid. A creature from another world that can change almost anything. That reminds me of a lucid dream. Lucid just fits.

[@KittyLH1998]

Ahhhh the love and tenderness is going to make me cry!!!!

[@mackandreads7751]

more eldritch dad pls😭😭😭

[@xero1790]

This is just perfect

[@c4t_v0m1t4]

I- uh.. *we* need more And if we don’t get it.. There’s nothing we can do it’s you’re channel But.. it would be rly appreciated if u did make a pt 2 :]

[@PilotGuava]

I get that this is meant to be calming, and I think it’s really cool. But I can’t stop imagining something akin to a mix between Hermaeus Mora and a biblically accurate goose. Please help, my mind is trying to give me a heart attack

[@artgirl96]

So sweet omg 😍

[@nolifeconsolegamer]

Can we get a part 2 because this was amazing!

[@eeshathompson]

You know what? I was watching the fifa World Cup match between Argentina and France. It’s really an intense game. Got me really panicked😖 so I left watching the stream and started listening to this audio. Oh wow! Now I’m relaxed 😌

[@abbypetit2167]

Whoa… that was something else! Well done!

[@spark-e]

Man, I wish I didn't overthink scenarios like this. I just wanna enjoy the loving being.