[ASMR] Catgirl Cuddles You Close, Yaps, Rawrs & Purrs You To Sleep To

Hoi Sleepybeans! I hope you enjoy the tingly goodness in tonights video, Lots of Fabric scrunchies, Yappin, purrs, Rawrs and more! Sleep well goobers ♥
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[@PoffleASMR]

Hoiii Sleepybeans! I hope you enjoy the tingles in tonights video! I am going to be moving the live streamed asmr (that is live on both YT & Twitch) to thursdays! ( however it does look like this thursday might be too hot to do live asmr but we shall see!) anyway enjoy and have a comfy time beans

[@DANNY-gq9si]

upside-down mayo packet

[@PoffleASMR]

LIGHTLY DONE WAFFLES! I'm lernin

[@kam8754]

wtf is this exchange

[@PoffleASMR]

@@kam8754 just waffle house things

[@someguyonyoutube9279]

chair?

[@malachigv]

@@kam8754hamburger

[@uwust]

was playing gaming when this dropepd, fell asleep on keyboard._. auto play sendt me rigth into random guide afterwards. we back for round two, yippee

[@PoffleASMR]

Wust you are sleep maxxin fr

[@ryan_green69]

pls get a sleep scedule, i will get one too as an exchange

[@uwust]

@@ryan_green69 proposal, get go to bed around asmr uploads ?

[@reeree9109]

I beat a Elden ring boss while listening to this.

[@PoffleASMR]

@@reeree9109 yoooo which one

[@onescale]

You too? 😂

[@capt.crackerz8828]

I, a random stranger, is proud of you

[@Abysmal_theBat]

So easy to fall asleep to. So difficult not to watch because of how friggin cute your expressions always are. Lol thank you for the copious amounts of tingles!!!

[@t-man.2712]

TrueScott fr said, "Tingle Junkies". .... Ngl, that's good.

[@PoffleASMR]

Scottish is a real one

[@thatonekit]

Ngl, just saw your content for the first time a couple days ago, already loving it! Sounds are superb, and the models so cute! Also, mouth tracking is one of the best I've seen so far!

[@Eeveeolite655]

Best part of falling asleep to these is getting to wake up and listen to the whole thing the next day!

[@beetleguy9446]

I absolutely adore this model's facial rigging!

[@TrulyScottish]

Oh yeah, another banger to look forward to. Much appreciated as always! Thanks for the consistent uploads for us tingle junkies. Cheers!❤🍻

[@PoffleASMR]

Ofc Scottish! I hope its good and tingly

[@DANNY-gq9si]

BEEKEEPER #2: They make the honey, and we make the money. BARRY: "They make the honey, and we make the money"? (The Beekeeper sprays hundreds of cheap miniature apartments with the smoker. The bees are fainting or passing out) Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? (Barry flies into one of the apartment and helps a Bee couple get off the ground. They are coughing and its hard for them to stand) BEE IN APARTMENT: Yeah. It doesn't last too long. BARRY: Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? BEE IN APPARTMENT: Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. (The apartment room is completely empty except for a photo on the wall of the "queen" who is obviously a man in women's clothes) BARRY: This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? (Barry flies out and he discovers that there are hundreds of these structures, each housing thousands of Bees) Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! (Barry takes out his camera and takes pictures of these Bee work camps. The beekeepers look very evil in these depictions) Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. (Flash forward in time and Barry is showing these pictures to his parents) JANET: Oh, Barry, stop. MARTIN: Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. BARRY: Do these look like rumors? (Holds up the pictures) UNCLE CARL: That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. JANET: How did you get mixed up in this? ADAM: He's been talking to humans. JANET: - What? MARTIN: - Talking to humans?! ADAM: He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! JANET: Make out? Barry! BARRY: We do not. ADAM: - You wish you could. MARTIN: - Whose side are you on? BARRY: The bees! UNCLE CARL: (He has been sitting in the back of the room this entire time) I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. JANET: Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? BARRY: I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. JANET: I remember that. BARRY: What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! ADAM: Even if it's true, what can one bee do? BARRY: Sting them where it really hurts. MARTIN: In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. BARRY: - No. MARTIN: Up the nose? That's a killer. BARRY: There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. (Flash forward a bit in time and we are watching the Bee News) BEE NEWS NARRATOR: Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. BEE PROTESTOR: No more bee beards! BEE NEWS NARRATOR: With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung. BOB BUMBLE: - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. JEANETTE CHUNG: - And I'm Jeanette Chung. BOB BUMBLE: A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! JEANETTE CHUNG: Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. (The scene changes to an interview on the news with Bee version of Larry King and Barry) BEE LARRY KING: Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? BARRY: Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Columbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? BEE LARRY KING: Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. BARRY: How old are you? BEE LARRY KING: The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. BARRY: You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. BEE LARRY KING: It's a common name. Next week... BARRY: He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... BEE LARRY KING: Next week... BARRY: Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. BEE LARRY KING: Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here, live. (Bee Larry King gets annoyed and flies away offscreen) BARRY: Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. (Flash forward in time. We see Vanessa enter and Ken enters behind her. They are arguing) KEN: In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! VANESSA: It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. KEN== Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? BARRY: (To Ken) Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. KEN: (Pointing at Barry) - Is that that same bee? VANESSA: - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. BARRY: - Hello. KEN: - Hello, bee. VANESSA: This is Ken. BARRY: (Recalling the "Winter Boots" incident earlier) Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. KEN: (To Vanessa) Why does he talk again? VANESSA: Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. KEN: But it's our yogurt night! VANESSA: (Holding door open for Ken) Bye-bye. KEN: (Yelling) Why is yogurt night so difficult?! (Ken leaves and Vanessa walks over to Barry. His workplace is a mess) VANESSA: You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! BARRY: Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. ADAM: - Frosting... - How many sugars? ==BARRY== Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? VANESSA: Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. BARRY: Those are great, if you're three. VANESSA: And artificial flowers. BARRY: - Oh, those just get me psychotic! VANESSA: - Yeah, me too. BARRY: Bent stingers, pointless pollination. ADAM: Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. VANESSA: - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. BARRY: - I guess. ADAM: You sure you want to go through with it? BARRY: Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! (Flash forward in time and we are watching the human news. The camera shows a crowd outside a courthouse) NEWS REPORTER: It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. (We are no longer watching through a news camera) ADAM: What have we gotten into here, Barry? BARRY: It's pretty big, isn't it? ADAM== (Looking at the hundreds of people around the courthouse) I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. BARRY: You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? SECURITY GUARD: Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. (A limousine drives up and a fat man,Layton Montgomery, a honey industry owner gets out and walks past Barry) ADAM: - What's the matter? BARRY: - I don't know, I just got a chill. (Fast forward in time and everyone is in the court) MONTGOMERY: Well, if it isn't the bee team. (To Honey Industry lawyers) You boys work on this? MAN: All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. JUDGE BUMBLETON: All right. Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? MONTGOMERY: A privilege. JUDGE BUMBLETON: Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? (Everyone looks closely, they are waiting to see if a Bee can really talk) (Barry makes several buzzing sounds to sound like a Bee) BARRY: I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. JUDGE BUMBLBETON: Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. MONTGOMERY: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! (Montgomery walks over and looks closely at Barry) How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! JUDGE BUMBLETON: Mr. Benson? BARRY: Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! JANET== (To Martin) I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! JUDGE BUMBLETON: Call your first witness. BARRY: So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. KLAUSS VANDERHAYDEN: I suppose so. BARRY: I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! KLAUSS: Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. BARRY: Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? KLAUSS: (Quietly) - No. BARRY: - I couldn't hear you. KLAUSS: - No. BARRY: - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. KLAUSS: They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. BARRY: You mean like this? (The bear from Over The Hedge barges in through the back door and it is roaring and standing on its hind legs. It is thrashing its claws and people are screaming. It is being held back by a guard who has the bear on a chain) (Pointing to the roaring bear)

[@PoffleASMR]

Absolute madman once again lol

[@marlonese]

Poffle yapping, rawring and purring me to sleep? Any day of the week.

[@PoffleASMR]

haha I hope the tingles were good Marlonese

[@smol9930]

Always love the yapping and hearing the adventures of Poffle

[@KiriTheKit]

Another banger to listen to after work

[@PoffleASMR]

haha thankyou Kiri! i hope work is going well

[@cutiebearbootie1820]

The "roar" at 9:48 is so cute

[@Local-rock-thrower]

Watching this on the big screen with surround sound is a biblical experience

[@sebastnyan1008]

Great video Poffle, great triggers and definitly made me fall asleep! So thank you and keep it up!

[@Pineapal]

Ah good, I was just suffering from like-a-kitty-cat withdrawals

[@Captainalexstars94er]

This is very Nice ❤️ i love this Relaxing squishes raws and purrs, your Amazing poffle ❤

[@whitenoise7658]

Just found this channel. Love your avatar. Very Disney and good face tracking. The facial expressions are really good. love your voice and of course the tingles

[@SkullGamer1908]

THIS IS PERFECT TIMING, i just woke back up and need to get back to sleep, thank you so much poffle ❤❤

[@vincanthofred8195]

thanks for the asmr warm temperature poffle

[@alpha20639]

5:39 I'm not a big mic scratch guy, but this gave me hella tingles

[@typicallgunnerr]

the way you do the rawrs Is one of my favorites

[@The_Legend697]

I just finished my third summer class for college. The burnout is real.😂 Just found your channel and am loving it for the recovery, keep it up Poffle.

[@PoffleASMR]

congrats on finishing the class Legend make sure to take decent breaks and stuff to elp with the burnout!

[@BraveLionheart]

you have a very relaxing and soothing voice

[@XPARZIVAL137X]

Tonight I venture beyond poffle… I give in to my tinnitus…

[@NotEntirelyStable]

You’re one of the few asmrtists that does purring well

[@PoffleASMR]

Oh boy you are gunna love tonights vid then :3

[@NotEntirelyStable]

@@PoffleASMR WOO

[@arnnaumola1361]

You're getting better in each video!! Love it ❤

[@mca7983]

YOU ARE TOO ADORABLE I CANT TAKE IT

[@mr.inkwell4782]

Yay dis a wombo combo of a ASMR 😅

[@PoffleASMR]

hope you enjoy it Inkwell

[@ReluctantlySane]

One might even say this video was purr-fect. But for real, the purrs are appreciated, thank ye for the comfy vid Poffle!

[@lastghost5053]

Hearing you mention no mans sky in your recent videos has gotten me back into the game thank you for reintroducing me to a game I love

[@PoffleASMR]

yay! I've been enjoying it a ton actually, glad you got back into it too Ghost

[@DanielRenardAnimation]

Thank you~ Much relax~!

[@PoffleASMR]

Glad you enjoyed it Daniel!

[@SophiaF3499]

well ill be damned. a vtuber-asmrtist that isnt about 95% sexual attraction but quality content. i'll be sticking arround for a long time! great work Poff!~

[@PoffleASMR]

haha thankyou Sophia! Nsfw stuff isn't really my vibe so i dont ever anticipate my content going in that kind of way so i hope you enjoy!

[@SophiaF3499]

@@PoffleASMR really enjoying it. great job.

[@Sam_arsa]

Great stream poffle, the amount of tingles i get is the same amount i'm glad for your content🙏

[@PoffleASMR]

Thankyou Sam! i hope you enjoy the tinlges this one gives

[@ScrilboBaggins]

I was getting ready for sleep 😴

[@PoffleASMR]

Have an amazing sleep Scrilbo!

[@tincandinoman8370]

Wooooo another amazing vid poffle

[@PoffleASMR]

Yipppeee! I hope you enjoy it Tincan

[@mysss29]

I play my Texas toast in attack mode!

[@yoijoe13]

Hope u have a great one wiggly bean

[@Xeno2_50]

I've been really enjoying the content. The rawring is especially interesting.

[@PoffleASMR]

Yippee! glad you have been liking the stuff Xeno

[@TheDopingman]

Well good god damn look at another exceptional video :D

[@TpoeLLIHukLive]

ты просто топ! никогда не уходи с ютуба какой раз уже любимый видеоролик! спасибо что снимаешь и делаешь любимые темы! я очень тебе благодарен!

[@PoffleASMR]

Thankyou Tpoe! I have no plans to leave KZbin anytime soon!

[@TpoeLLIHukLive]

​@@PoffleASMR ❤

[@Noct_]

Sometimes I watch your videos in VR because giant Poffle is extra tingly. It does feel a bit like that Willem Dafoe Van Gogh meme tho.

[@PoffleASMR]

waiiitttt thats so cool haha, hope you enjoy this one Noct!

[@RoroHano]

Dunno if i ever said it but i always love your rawrs ❤

[@mr.chicken688]

Thanks poffle and goodnight gonna eep

[@PoffleASMR]

Hecc yeah! yw Chicken! have a good sleep

[@subatomicsubhuman6927]

HALO MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣 WHAT EVEN IS INFINITE 🔥🔥🔥

[@nathanr769]

tbh, all I could think of during the 'rawrs' was Ra the sun god lol

[@PoffleASMR]

I play the winged dragon of Rawr in attack mode

[@diecus1038]

Nice

[@NotItsMeDark]

it is wednesday my dudes. ooooooooooOOOOAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@IIIFoul]

OOOOoooooolaahahahAaahhhAhahaha

[@NotEntirelyStable]

Any advice on how to beat “black hole” from battle cats into the cosmos ch 2?

[@petrovichnew6078]

all i wanna hear is a yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

[@AIVANFRANCO]

Oh lord..

[@jacob_vt]

Note to self: Don't listen to ASMR while running a dungeon in FFXIV (￣、￣) *Totally did not mess up my rotations due to spacing out.

[@crazyguy4209]

I bet I cant Rawr harder! I... I dont know how tho....

[@PoffleASMR]

I am the rawr queen!

[@celesymmetry8629]

Happi because cat :3

[@PoffleASMR]

Yippppeeeee

[@larsisaksen]

Paying us off with rawrs, huh? I counted 148 rawrs and 18 smooches during the video. I guess that is enough to pay off the 4090, but you're still behind on the signature theta's, the ps5, the aquarium... Not to mention the repair bills for the door and the hospital bills for all the bite marks. I do enjoy the purrs, but they sound like they'd be really taxing to do for an extended video. I'm sorry about the patreon recording.

[@PoffleASMR]

muahahah my plan to pay off the thievery in tingles is working then i'm glad you enjoyed it Lars!

[@IIIFoul]

gotta drive somewhere tommorow with the fam and move some stuff but when i get back all will be well time to get turbo tingled!

[@Local-rock-thrower]

While you aren’t looking imma attach a supercharger to your motorcycle

[@BaronSterling]

I was promised close cuddles, yet you didn't come closer than a polite and respectful 5 feet throughout the entire video! I demand a refund! >:c

[@charutogunki229]

Very sigma

[@jev9315]

Ror, me am dinosaur

[@birb4414]

cat

[@mrfluffles9316]

early and i love the video !

[@PoffleASMR]

Thankyou Fluffles

[@jadeDDonnamria]

Yummers :3

[@FluffyCat001]

Peak

[@grafdp]

Mmm very nice purrs

[@PoffleASMR]

Glad you enjoyed them Graf!