ASMR || Coffee that tastes Dizzy (Breathing, Tapping, No speaking)

[@dizzydokuro]

I’m actually just really touched by this.

[@PipkinPippa]

how did you get here so fast

[@squeekymoose]

@@PipkinPippa she be lurking

[@Tonwen]

Dizzy

[@KrisVecta]

We all want to grind Dizzy into the ground. For coffee. ♥

[@H_elios]

It's the girl on the coffee bag

[@squeekymoose]

Even in silence I can hear her rage.

[@IkeaOrca569]

pro pulling a how to basic video frfr

[@ConfusingZark-hj5bt]

NGL, the ASMR was drowned out by her rants going through my mind

[@rayfeltz8477]

Despite all her rage she’s just the cutest rabbit in a cage.

[@LemonRush7777]

Rage Against The Coffee Machine

[@NeptuneNoire]

Underneath all that breathing is pure rage.

[@chocolatesquirrel2002]

Lmao 😂

[@pailofawesome]

And an impending heart attack. Pippa if you're not playing it up for that video, start to do a little cardio if you aren't already. That was some really heavy breathing for opening some coffee and I'm just hoping it's a bit of an "act" versus "Holy shit this is a workout.". Not judging - Just genuinely making sure you're not dying.

[@AZ_littlefox]

@@pailofawesome I believe she uses a mask or something, through, making harder and louder to breathe.

[@NeptuneNoire]

@@pailofawesomeit sounds like she had a mask on. Also I think she is playing up the heavy breathing cause you don’t hear her do that during live streams. And when she does her rants, she never sounds like she runs out of breath.

[@ayylmaobufu]

It's the perfect Pippa video, she's not speaking

[@svenvictory]

No, that would be the Perfect Idol Tenma. Pippa needs to speak because she's my early warning system. Like the canary in the mine.

[@firstnamelastname8006]

If Tenma made videos like these, Phase would be an Idol Corpo by now.

[@chocolatesquirrel2002]

​@@svenvictoryhu? Warning of what?

[@campomambo]

@@chocolatesquirrel2002 that he’s losing his sanity

[@FelixValentiCh.]

no, where’s papakin

[@SmugAlana]

the silica gel pad being in the grinder was cinema

[@pimpmasterjake7435]

Hell yeah now I can finally drift off to sleep to the sounds of Pippa struggling to open a bag of coffee

[@4tonmike]

Why is she like this😂

[@yook1564]

@@pimpmasterjake7435 they don’t let her have scissors

[@JetsonCuh]

Pippa gonna be employee of the month with this one boys.

[@gobbagoo]

the amount of unheard rage in the first few minutes really sells this

[@jackofblades3998]

I love the lil Pippa bean plushie popping up to give extra info, so cute

[@Vineor]

That one had me melting

[@Curidium]

The crane game, forgetting to put the drawer back, using a hat as a filter - this is the Pippa I oshi

[@campomambo]

Don’t forget the silica gel bag in the coffee grounds

[@zaviusfirerave]

Did she even use hot water?

[@Curidium]

@zaviusfirerave in my heart I don't think she would have

[@Curidium]

@campomambo oh you're so right, forgot the flavor packet was still in too

[@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat]

​@@zaviusfireraveshe was holding it and most likely boiling with rage, so kinda?

[@jl7ten]

Phase Connect is truly the best coffee company of all time

[@svenvictory]

NGL, this is better work than any of my local Baristas. I live in Sierra Leone.

[@josh6550]

The silica gel packet and then immediately forgetting to put the drawer back in leaves no doubt that this is my oshi

[@neon_genesis]

Now this is cinema.

[@ThatLunarErm1]

True

[@PipkinPippa]

buy your own dizzy coffee here: shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee/products/custom-roast-coffee-beans-dizzy-dokuro

[@Frank_Erz]

pin this

[@RAZGR1Z]

New VP of Marketing, Pipkin Sniffa

[@Call-Me-Flores]

No, frick u

[@atsuki7199]

Fire ASMR, take my money

[@PipkinPippa]

:DDD Thank you!!

[@darkremix880]

Why do you use programming language as a currency

[@Logan001]

Lol this is some of the best unintentional comedy. Knowing youd be yelling or laughing the whole time if you weren't trying to keep up the bit made it even better. Bravo.

[@MisterYura]

making the video exactly 9:11 long was a nice touch

[@Vineor]

Lmfao

[@seihai-kun6726]

Common Xynchro dub

[@zacharyrollick6169]

@@MisterYura pfft

[@123457474869]

Never 5get

[@ak_nora]

@@MisterYura due to rounding error, it shows 9:12 for me :(

[@Rozar8702]

My kami-oshi can't keep making bangers like this

[@javorgeorgiev6130]

The best part of this video isn't the silent rage. It's that Sakana doesn't drink coffee.

[@RAZGR1Z]

Don't get high on your own supply!

[@svenvictory]

Pippa grinding her own beans, just like the ancient nomadic Pippas used to do in their in their stone houses that they pushed across the great plains every year.

[@MyHabbits]

Ah, the good ol' days of rolling square stone houses, before all these newfangled wheelhouses.

[@RolyPolyGames]

You are either a comedic genius or the master of unintended comedy.

[@RolyPolyGames]

I really should have waited to finish the video to post a comment. WHY GOD WHY

[@Vineor]

@@RolyPolyGames All good homie ☕

[@Dark_Chris7.62x39]

Sakana can finally sleep knowing Pippa finally shilled the coffee

[@jameskazd9951]

Pippa doing ASMR? yeah this was about what i expected lol. what an amazing Christmas present anyway. Thanks Pippa.

[@Capipideon]

Winner of best Asmr v tuber next year

[@JT1698]

Thanks for making this type of video Pippa! I've been sick for a full week now, and I couldn't go to my family's for Christmas, so the laughs really helped!

[@Blackamena]

I was unaware of the importance if passing the beans through a claw machine, thank you for teaching me how to brew better coffee

[@unkuslunkus]

I physically recoiled when she dumped the coffee grounds into the hat. Great video.

[@prg_astro]

Gonna put this on and pretend there's someone spending the holidays with me thank you ms rabbit

[@kanetaylor7327]

Best strainer I've seen definitely going to try my phase coffee this way with dinner tonight

[@Xynchro]

I liked the part where she didn't put the coffee drawer in the grinder

[@PipkinPippa]

>:(

[@zacharyrollick6169]

@@Xynchro That's the kind of experience we're here for.

[@Aurek.]

I've never seen someone use a cap as a filter before; very creative, thanks for the tip, Pippa. I am just surprised you didn't try washing the cup and leaving soap inside, or adding ramen, for the extra flavor.

[@Mad___Hatter]

Left ear: this video Right ear: the clip video titled "Dizzy and Pippa's loving relationship" Absolute Cinema

[@yanqui777]

[@Aussiemandias_]

The coffee falling over, the machine turning on, all followed by the PIPSNIFF. Whoever directed this was a genius.

[@kidneybeanboy]

Fell asleep to this and woke up yesterday great asmr 🙏

[@inklie]

Best ASMR I've ever experienced My ears hurt now

[@sellis2819]

i was 100% ready for 9 minutes of you failing to open the bag

[@777-mf]

Just to let you know that you're kinda like the Deadpool of vtubers and that's a good thing... thank u for your continued content. Wish you happy holidays with your familykin Pippa ❤❤❤

[@123457474869]

What on earth is that currency, Gotham City?

[@MisterYura]

finally, the true ASMR experience we've all been waiting for

[@Extendedfreezer]

this ASMR brought good fortune to my family and made my caffeine addiction even stronger. thank you pippa

[@joeimjoe]

my favorite genre of asmr, struggling with packaging

[@SmilingGator96]

I shouldn't be, but I'm always amazed at her always spilling something in these videos.

[@imchrisu]

There is so much rage in this video, love every minute of it.

[@Jacks_Suffocating_Nihilism]

1:47 authentic pippa heartbeat also, cute mugs

[@LegitSeaCup]

Pure cinema from start to finish, the slight grain really adds to the atmosphere. 10/10

[@meatatarian212]

I'm not sure why I expected this to go any differently, never change Pippa.

[@StrawburyPellow]

Coffee ASMR Fishman must be so happy.

[@piiiiiano5]

Thanks for this Pippa, this is the Christmas gift I've always wanted

[@paradoxicalmadness4507]

Better than any movie that's come out recently. Can't wait to see the extended version in theaters

[@BigIgloo]

6:43 holy kino, my ears have been forever blessed

[@exoticdachoo007]

I half expected this to turn into a how-to-basic style video because of the way she struggled to open the damn bag lmfao

[@Jaimethepanda]

“Why’s my coffee taking so long?” Barista: “I need another quarter for the crane game.”

[@Cryhai]

This video sounds like how it feels to open a bag of literally any snack in a movie theater

[@CapnHolic]

Congrats Pippa, this is the only ASMR video I've watched.

[@Azzatur]

I'm impressed she was able to stay quiet this long.

[@Vedues]

A very funny Christmas present for Dizzy and for us as well. Thank you, Pippa!

[@thedynamicdoodle3673]

Wow ! This is about as relaxing as Pippa's voice

[@slurpslurp2895]

guys please , shes doing her best...

[@THEJamesJameson]

Now THIS is the content I've waited for

[@KumoKrieger]

The shot change at 1:14 was really cool. This was a fun video!

[@Wulpul]

The machine not wanting to work, the beans going everywhere, forgetting to put the drawer back in etc. Yep, this is truly a Pippa video.

[@Idontevenwanachannel]

Best part is I can't tell how much was real and how much was intentional/ for the bit

[@legoonkey12]

The claw machine is so cute!

[@discordadmin6856]

Gotta love it when peak arrives with a 9:11 timer

[@spacepie9]

0:55 did anyone else involuntarily take a deep breath and try to smell the coffee?

[@Jodie-G198]

Yep. 😆

[@Lagavulin_]

Peak content.

[@nicotron1]

This was wildly loud, very soothing! Thank you, Pippa. I will sleep soundly tonight.

[@saturnkingofmushrooms7821]

Filtering the coffee through the glowie hat really sells it for me lol

[@RAZGR1Z]

Coffee that glows!

[@gfarious5389]

Somehow the internet does not think this rabbit is the most chaotic. Ill never understand this world

[@stv_spider]

the hat filter technique is top tier asmr

[@Rossco1337]

what a high minded yet provocative production. simply cannot wait for someone to break down all of the hidden meanings that i missed.

[@Freddles780]

I felt that bag struggle on a spiritual level LOL. Anywho off to sleep to the sounds of pippa silently raging at those damn packagers who are too good at their job.

[@keishii2648]

This is one very scuffed ASMR , and yet here I sit... _relaxed._

[@markknife1]

This is the true pipkin asmr experience

[@Codyhang]

Gotta hit that yearly coffee ad quota before the end of the year as a Phase Connect Coffee Sales Rep.

[@norad_clips]

An experience like no other

[@sazerac8525]

I think I can feel the coffee soaking into me from the ASMR itself, I've never felt more anxious and on edge in my life.

[@Rodney0920]

You can actually FEEL this video. I felt every bit of frustration and rage that boiled in Pippa as I watched. Genuinely impressive

[@LunexLunertic64]

Wonderful, just wonderful... This is great Pippa!

[@bluiixmoon6966]

The true coffee experience we all needed

[@Novouto]

Amazing you managed not to stain that white sweater.

[@OtterVonBiscotti]

What an extraordinary experience. Pippas talent truly knows now bounds. I'll buy some Dizzy coffee right now so I can enjoy this video again each time I drink it!

[@KrisVecta]

The timing of this coming up MOMENTS after I made a coffee post on twitter of my own LMAO

[@awcy_rs6]

the absolute amount of scuff in this video really ties together the best asmr experience ive ever had

[@mknigh]

Quite possible the best asmr of all time. You're getting that coffee salesperson of the month award for sure

[@AntiChip]

Ah, exactly what I needed for a good nights rest. Thanks Pippa

[@elliottb7009]

nothing short of perfection, thank you.

[@DandySoleil]

The rage in this video is one of the many reasons i love the yabbit

[@Rurattee]

Truly the perfect way to kick off my holiday work week

[@JoshuaPAMployee]

This is oddly very relaxing! Pippa Breathe and Pippa Sniff relaxes the soul!!!

[@duxae1617]

step aside fauna, we have a new queen of asmr

[@Doggonaut2214]

now THIS is the content I subscribed for

[@Aspirinium]

This has vibes of a short horror film, amazing

[@TheBlueLightning24]

She suffered in silence to give us high quality content ❤

[@GvukkYorselfz]

I went in here for the memes but i actually really liked this. Will there be more videos like this Pippers? Also this reminded me of those astronaut videos! Astronaut Peeba! :D

[@PipkinPippa]

if people like it enough sure

[@Fynal666]

That heavy breathing gives me serial killer vibe

[@stefankovevski112]

NileBlue puts out a video of him making coffee the same day Pippa does coffee asmr.

[@MatthewKelley-mq4ce]

I'm not crying, I've just got coffee in my cap. Great vid, I wonder what your favorite part was lol. All around, I'm sold.

[@pavelowjohn9167]

I'm a green tea drinker, sadly, but if I WAS a coffee drinker, this is how I'd drink it, 100%. I like the claw machine, that's a nice touch, good job!

[@malzaharmain7186]

Please turn this into a series

[@Trogdorq]

Pippa asmr uploaded on my birthday, what a gift. I will cherish it.

[@zacharyrollick6169]

@@Trogdorq HBD

[@spk1121]

Happy Belated Birthday! 🎉