ASMR - Cologne/Perfume Consultation Roleplay

Welcome along to a quiet and gentle consultation, taking you through a scent selection process. Lots of emphasis on slow and deliberate instruction in the second portion of the video and a lil whispering at the very end for any stragglers still waiting to fall asleep :D
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ASMR is essentially a made up acronym (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response ) used to describe that tingly / buzzing feeling you may have experienced in your head or running down your spine. The sensation can be triggered by personal attention, tutorials, sounds etc. If you are discovering "ASMR" videos for the first time, their primary purpose is just to relax and almost always to send the listener to sleep.

[@jordansonntag4748]

You upcharged really well 😂. I came in for a cologne and left with a moisturizer, antiperspirant, and a beard wash. And I can’t even grow a beard!

[@irey.]

Underrated comment right here

[@lincolndeboer6830]

Always an instant watch when I see a video of yours having to do with salesman stuff

[@adriangarza6452]

Just started the vid, but I need new cologne so I hope I get something more than tingles out of this lol

[@EricMcNugget]

I'm sure nobody cares but I'm watching this at a bus stop lol

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

I cared, masked champion :D

[@MrJoonasxD]

Jean Paul Gautiers Le Male? Yeah i know that one already, got measured up a couple of months ago for a sculpture and the sculpter wore the same one ^^

[@Changoleon1100]

My guy always starts his video off so surprised, as if he didn’t notice that I was standing a foot and a half away from him.

[@Changoleon1100]

Wow. 3 years and no one gave me a like. Bastards.

[@sebb8347]

Why is it that every consultation I seem to go to everyone of the workers seems to look so surprised when they see me as if they don’t have ears?

[@wyvrn7328]

Just was told not to wear deodorant.. I might have to pass on your advice this one time😂

[@zackjohn7492]

Please do a fancy restaurant waiter asmr going through menu and explaining

[@glenclough9080]

Zack John good idea, would suit his style of asmr perfectly

[@rachellee277]

Oh my goodness yes

[@ASMRWhisperTime]

He would be awesome doing that scenario!

[@SStephanGames]

That would be perfect

[@grighten8843]

You want him to pass off a lousy burger joint as a five star restaurant? Yea lets do it!

[@MattHockeyGuy]

"I think it's funny how cologne rhymes with alone." - Demitri Martin

[@zacharysams8855]

Matthew Leamons “I think it’s funny how cologne rhymes with bologna.” - Me

[@MattHockeyGuy]

@@zacharysams8855 but it doesn't...

[@MercenaryPine9]

Matthew Leamons Pretty sure that’s a joke.

[@irishmadlads]

Matthew Leamons r/woooosh

[@lukasgustafsson9208]

Dont do drugs kids

[@t-greenrock404]

And here we have the 17th brother, Matt the Scent Salesman.

[@StarboyXL9]

His poor mother lol

[@stolasish1184]

Tyler Green like nurse jenny

[@t-greenrock404]

Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny bud, ya mixed the names.

[@LottieLovesASMR]

Yes Matt!!! Can’t wait to fall asleep to this later x

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Well I hope it sent you off to sleep successfully and anybody reading this, please be sure to subscribe to Lottie :D She's lovely and is basically a much younger, female version of me! Lots of roleplays and lots of detail

[@LottieLovesASMR]

Articulate Design ASMR ❤️

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

@@LottieLovesASMR She also has a much better voice than I do 😂

[@LottieLovesASMR]

Articulate Design ASMR not true! I need a Scottish accent 😂

[@sterloseven1626]

*cries in single*

[@mayoroflazytown466]

we have to go through THE PERFUME DEPARTMENT

[@comquot]

DUN DUN DUN

[@an_ordinary_goose]

*slow motion montage of coughing and wheezing*

[@isaiahfromdaa2065]

I love that episode

[@an_ordinary_goose]

@@isaiahfromdaa2065 the older episodes were amazing. Doodle Bob still stands, to this day, as one of my absolute favourite episodes.

[@NayleJR]

14:24 "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."

[@madocofcatarina7190]

It's been my first day, back at school today, and I also have two exams this week. I have been full of stress, so this has really let relax.

[@TranquillShot]

Good luck buddy, they're just questions that you've gotta answer for other people to pretend they know what the inside of your head is like. You'll smash it, regardless. :)

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

I wish you so much luck with the exams buddy! However do try your best, but know I failed most of mine and my life is outrageous all the same :D

[@martif565]

I have to go back to school January 2nd.... consider yourself lucky

[@lelouchvi5710]

so.... its been 4 years. how was college (I assume it was college)

[@marti8519]

*after this video I will smell like my dad*

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Your dad's a strong 11/10 if he's smelling like that! :D

[@Friendo251]

twicethetic puff weird to see Once here

[@marti8519]

@@Friendo251 is it bad or-?

[@Friendo251]

@@marti8519 no its good, i love twice

[@Plastico48]

@@Friendo251 gg

[@Fit-with-nic]

Can you do either a fitness/health type of role play ORR a coffee barista role play

[@FarFromAlegend]

Nickel Grey coffee

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Well sadly the coffee shop roleplay is one of the only videos I have demonetised, so I'm a little reluctant to! However I'm sure I could try a fitness video soon!

[@tomas-ur5lb]

Yesss

[@zp400]

Articulate Design ASMR why demonetized?

[@tlawin]

@@zp400 yes - why on earth?

[@weeehooo1358]

OMFG. MY FAVORITE ASMRTIST...UPLOADED MY FAVORITE TYPE OF RP...RIGHT WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO SLEEP. CAN LIFE GET ANY BETTER?

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

I can't think of anything that could possibly top this moment norah :D

[@weeehooo1358]

Articulate Design ASMR you reacting to this comment? 😉

[@Cristo_Redentor]

Just a tip for men! Viktor & Rolf Spicebomb is AMAZING. I've had so many people asking me on the bus what perfume I use, many cashiers also lol.

[@Croydondms]

Cristo Redentor This comment has actually made me search out the product!

[@simonfauteux6158]

Cristo Redentor I approve this msg! I love love my spicebomb, I also have the extreme for more dressed up look. ❤️ it

[@Cristo_Redentor]

@@simonfauteux6158 Oh! I havent tried the Extreme version. Is it just stronger or does it smell alot different to the ordinary one? :)

[@simonfauteux6158]

Cristo Redentor you’re right, it is stronger but less sweet than the regular spicebomb. It’s not agressive as extreme would let you believe, I would say it’s bolder and more concentrated ? Last longer so let’s say you have to meet important people and dressed up all day the extreme will do the job.

[@stanbarkworth6198]

Cristo Redentor I find it has a very strong smell of a sweet bubblegum note, personally not a fan it smells way too artificial and sweet. A recommendation for a more relaxed cologne is Yves Saint Laurent Le Nuit de L’homme.

[@sicknoto]

odd that i’ve been looking for cologne for the past week and you now make a roleplay about fragrance. Get outta my browser history, Articulate!

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

But where will I get my inspiration from then :D

[@StarboyXL9]

@@ArticulateDesignASMR I love this response lol! But whatever you do Matt, do NOT take your inspiration from my browser history. Nobody wants that!

[@mrpotatoweiler5192]

Do you improv this? If so, wow, I can’t improv a... umm...

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

I improv all of my videos yes :D I just grab some props, turn the camera and lights on and start talking :D

[@nothx962]

@@ArticulateDesignASMR That makes you even more of a legend dude. Im in Chicago IL and I watch your videos to fall asleep every night. Morgan Freeman got nothin on our boy Matt!

[@Nickname006]

I chuckled.

[@ASMRWhisperTime]

Your voice is so soothing. You're not whispering, yet you don't speak with the impact of colloquial speech. The way you talk is very relaxing and I love the details in your roleplay. Great Job :D

[@trevor5485]

Are you some asmr critic?

[@ASMRWhisperTime]

@@trevor5485 Haha. No, I just believe that good work deserves good feedback. Great idea though 🤔👍

[@ASMRwithSofia]

Humm perfume! Nice, I know I will love this. 💤 Happy New year to you and everyone that reads this. 💖

[@veronicae2291]

Tbh. I use "men's products" sometimes because they usually smell really nice... So this is my kind of "perfume testing" video.

[@waterrl2]

Veronica Ebeling lol, im the other way, i really like floral smells (as a dude) but i doubt i could use them without getting totally flamed by friends/society

[@veronicae2291]

@@waterrl2 two sides to each coin haha

[@rachellee277]

Oooh I like this video already! PS Will we have a Friday night livestream to look forward to this week??

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Ohhhh maybe!!

[@boidank1412]

Best asmrtist on KZbin don’t @ me

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

I'm @ you! That's clearly the French whisperer / gaslamp asmr :D

[@boidank1412]

Articulate Design ASMR I’ll check them out :)

[@ClementWilliamstheoneandonly]

He’s fantastic, but Erin Timony AKA Goodnight Moon is in a world of her own

[@buffen2496]

Wasn’t the second one Ultra Male? It didn’t look like Le Male

[@Fresh_Indeed]

Yeah it looks like an Ultra Male bottle but the way he is describing it is totally La Male. It may be one of those limited edition bottles that just looks similar to the ultra male bottle.

[@buffen2496]

Shinigami Yeah, it might be

[@someperson1809]

I think its just the lighting. It makes it look deeper blue, cause the cool water one did too.

[@Fresh_Indeed]

@@someperson1809The La male bottle is more of a green color. I don't think lighting would make it look like a dark blue bottle but 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@someperson1809]

@@Fresh_Indeed the cool water one is greener too

[@SlightSoundsASMR]

TAKE ALL MY MONEY

[@jrom2189]

You should have put some affiliate links to all these colognes. You'd be making some extra side money!

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

That is probably quite a good idea, but I'm not sure they have time for my lil channel :D

[@collinkraft2353]

Hey Matt, I'm a big fan. Keep up the good work 👍

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hiii Collin! I'm a big fan of you being a big fan :D

[@harpen3752]

AHHH yes I’ve been waiting for another video all week long. Thank you!

[@mariah1883]

Oh my gosh I actually almost started crying, in a good way I promise! My papas cologne was cool waters and it’s my all time favorite and so throughout this entire video I was thinking about it and when you pulled it out I was sooo surprised and it made me so happy

[@Rivixwow]

i honestly think you could sell sand to a man stranded in the desert. whatever the roleplay you manage to put so much passion into it thankyou for yet another amazing video

[@oliverpierce5118]

Brendan Macpherson he should make a video about that

[@Craig47880]

Can you please incorporate more whispers into your videos it really get my tingles going

[@tracytodd5726]

Ohhh the way you say scent. Am meltit 😍

[@BlytheWorld1972]

iv been having really bad panic attacks and use your videos to relax it really helps me keep my stress down .. thanks so much .

[@HAlison1979]

Glad your feeling better sugar tits.

[@natashahall849]

Been waiting for this notification love your videos

[@nikky12349]

found you through Sophie Michelle ASMR, and goodness you help me sleep! Love your videos x

[@NightShineASMR]

Is it just me or did your voice just had a glow up?? Is that even possible?? Like your voice was already *wow* but now it's like *WOW* or am i just weird?

[@thefalsekingslayer3717]

Yes.

[@simonfauteux6158]

Winter -> Viktor & Rolf Spicebomb / Summer -> Paco Rabanne Invictus Aqua

[@omgitsa2060]

Do you have the 2016 or 2018 batch of invictus aqua?

[@simonfauteux6158]

2018 , why?

[@omgitsa2060]

@@simonfauteux6158 I was just curious

[@packpowerfan]

Oh man, Cool Water was my grandfather's only cologne and aftershave. I have such fond memories of a quality scent.

[@miadiamia]

19:17 sounds like a jojo reference to me

[@PT-on-YT]

Got here at 70K not gonna lie but I've probably watched every vid in the last year that you've put out and good damn, I can't believe you're only at 80K, this man deserved a Gold Plaque a long time ago

[@notquiteatory971]

“Every girlfriend I’ve ever had, has complemented me for having this sent” Simps: *ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

[@ghr6518]

I just don'r understand man. You 've been here doing ASMR long before anyone even started. You are so underrated. Yet you keep doing what you do the best. ROLEPLAY ASMR. Salute!!

[@samueljordan5718]

Your voice is SO relaxing

[@phoenixrestorations315]

Can you please update your all roleplays playlist to include your new videos. Just makes it easier to watch them on autoplay

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

I will! I've been meaning to do it for months now hahah sorryy

[@m.m.206]

Davidoff Cool Water is very good!!

[@Zayahotic]

Dont worry Matt im always here to watch you grow maybe not in subscribers but in talent well done 😄 just a job well done.

[@GeoffDerksen]

Im a massive fragrance buff and as soon as I saw you added this vid I couldnt have gotten more excited.

[@AGentlemansJourney77]

Its nice to see a fragrance video from you especially since MY channel itself is all about reviewing men's fragrances it. I've been listening to you for the past few months, Matt. I really enjoy your channel. One of my go-to videos when I'm trying to sleep is your face mapping or cranial nerve examination videos.

[@omgitsa2060]

Don't forget the great uploads from your channel

[@AGentlemansJourney77]

@@omgitsa2060 are you a subscriber of mine?

[@omgitsa2060]

@@AGentlemansJourney77 Yep!

[@AGentlemansJourney77]

@@omgitsa2060 awesome thank you ☺

[@omgitsa2060]

@@AGentlemansJourney77 if it wasn't for your good content I wouldn't have

[@glenclough9080]

I’ve been asking for this role play for ages! Thanks for finally doing it, surprised you wear ultra male every day! 😆 very nice scent but more suited to clubbing/partying I think

[@joehartnett8131]

I bet he pulls it off

[@BlytheWorld1972]

another fab upload love how its universal for men and woman .. fab .

[@nou3556]

Why are you a expert at every profession...great video though bud

[@interrobang5000]

I love this one. I would listen to you talk about cologne/perfume for hours. Actually I would listen to you say the words "moment" and "water" for hours. Anyway Armani Mania has been my fave since I was like 14. A guy once chased me across an airport to ask me what it was.

[@hectormcintosh7330]

Another great video Matt!! You’re my favourite ASMRtist - I love how smooth and natural your roleplays seem, and they always help me to sleep 😊😊

[@normanultraviolence6465]

Me: **drifting off to sleep* Ad: *dO YoU waNt A mILliON dOlLarS?!?!!?! WEll I cAnT heLp wItH ThaT!!!!!*

[@lovewrld352]

Matt could literally be describing dog turds and he would make it sound fancy

[@pariah_carey]

That would be hilarious, but still relaxing I’m sure

[@tyfarobinson9917]

Your voice makes me feel like I'm at home, and I'm not entirely sure why. You don't sound like anyone I've ever lived with like a parent or sibling, nor am I interested in men as partners to come home to. The only reason I can think of is that your voice, for some reason, reminds me of clean polished hardwood flooring, which I prefer over carpeting, probably just because that's what I grew up with and had in my room for ages. It's refined and smoothed. I quite like it.

[@JJmeep]

Can you do a rustic soap maker asmr? A small town nice guy who sells sheep’s milk soaps to his family, friends, and the occasional wacky tourist (us, the viewer) I’d love to see where you take it! :)

[@60scinema]

Your voice sounds so warm and grounding, thanks for the comfort. PS: You're adorable. 🙃

[@justrelaxing8725]

The whispering at the end though, bro it's so good for sleeping to

[@trevor5485]

Awww

[@RobertShippey]

I’m only 1 minute in and I’ve just realised I bet Matt wears a very good smelling scent.

[@athenaNS]

I’m starting school tomorrow and I’m having lots of anxiety about it but at least I’ll be a bit more relaxed and hopefully have a good nights sleep thanks to you🤗💕

[@pizzapizza4853]

Can’t wait till smell-o-vision becomes an actual thing.

[@mikeodey]

How can I buy some of this Peruvian Effective roll-on anti-perspirant?

[@emmanuelmartinez6210]

mikeodey if you find it, let me know, I’m trying to get some too

[@thegrimmwheezer]

You are such a good ASMRtist. You deserve so many more subs and you've earned mine. Keep up the good work👍

[@ブィブィでーす]

was supposed to do my project, fell asleep to this. Damn you articulate 😂

[@johncroo5026]

I love the way Matt describes things it makes me so relaxed and gives me tingles!😊

[@Benzyte]

Haha, I wear lady cool water. It's my go too.

[@jorgeserrato6511]

Absolutely amazing at what you do, my good sir! (: stay amazing!

[@minxerys]

How did you know I was about to go to sleep? Good job Matt!

[@ChrisFP2]

You should have a lot more followers. Your work is excellent

[@babatunde8903]

I think Matt should whisper more it's more soothing

[@lilangel9691]

[@briany3002]

My gf got me davidoff for Christmas and it's great

[@ericaallen489]

On Tennessee time so late to the party. A new favorite!

[@sh8dydagreatest]

Love your vids man! Great stuff as always.. if you have one I’m not aware of it but would love an up close all whisper video! Cheers

[@joen9794]

Does moisturising actually help?

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

I am sure that it does, but always fact check everything I say! I'm pulling most of it from memory haha

[@joen9794]

@@ArticulateDesignASMR I'm going to try it so we'll find out soon! Thank you

[@BlackJackRaiden]

Wow You are comming up with probably two of the most iconic male parfumes. I like them both. Right now its winter so i wear Acqua di Gio, its a classic too

[@turinho]

22:26 Its Ultra Male not Le Male. Kinda same bottle totaly different scents.

[@CharlieTheSupersaurus]

Once again, another gem from you, Matt. I often wind up falling asleep before I've a chance to really comment. So now, I shall type this comment before I rewatch this video once again and inevitably fall asleep. Haha. Your creativity shines as always, this is indeed the first time I've come across an ASMR video based on a cologne consultation and honestly, you've sold me into wanting to go for one in real life. Hahaha. The only trouble is that no matter who I go to in real life, no one's going to make it as relaxing as you have nor live up to the expectations I have because you've set the bar so high, Matt. I've been a fan for quite some time but I always remain finding it equally as amazing that you come across as such a professional despite you just winging it as I did when I first found your channel. You make each video unique and never fail to make it personal by the way you communicate like you're just naturally having a conversation. Winging it has that effect, you're not working off a script and so, it really is a conversation. That's why I feel you really stand out and one of the many reasons you're my favourite ASMRtist. Each video is fresh and it's super to get a notification from you because I know it's going to be a real treat. After any stress of my day, I can always count on coming to this channel to relax and forget about stress. Thanks for everything, it's hugely appreciated. Happy New Year, hope this year and all future ones are fulfilling, Matt.

[@alexandraborgia9360]

Matt, I am a HUGE ASMR responder, and I Think you are the greatest! Two minutes into any of your videos and I am on the frigging moon with asmr TINGLES....THANK YOU and keep it up!

[@kingsleepingasmr379]

My wife is going to be suspicious after this ASMR vid. Coming home smelling of perfume. I think I'd rather tell her I've been seeing another woman lol!

[@martha9660]

Great video!! Keep up the good work! We all appreciate it :)

[@jasontong5875]

That inkjet printer part made me tingle so hard!!!

[@Pizzaboy1186]

I would love to see another cologne consultation video, this video was relaxing and highly informative. I enjoyed this video very much, in fact... it’s probably one of my favorite ASMR videos on KZbin.

[@jonathanbadcat5360]

"we would have to be going through the entire hundred. we would be here for hours" Me.. "yes pls"

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hahah I'll try to do them alllll next time!

[@asmrgenius207]

If only smello vision was a thing. It needs to happen one day.

[@adambishop568]

I never leave comments on your videos, but this time I must say : great work. Really.

This is some QUALITY work

[@kyro-jaxxsonofkosmos23]

Matt bringing us that high class ASMR. This is the third video I’ve seen in this “theme.”

[@TranquillShot]

Matt's vocabulary is always E X Q U I S I T E, but combinating had me giggling hehehe

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Oh I said culminating :D

[@TranquillShot]

That really would make more sense! Had me in a fit of laughter nonetheless. Cheers for the content, as always :D

[@CommanderCheapSkate]

A consumate professional in his role plays, and a professional at ASMR. Well done, Sir!

[@LuckIsF8l]

Love the content Matt your ASMR is the best! I think your calm tone, sophisticated vocabulary, and knowledge of what you're role playing really separate you from other ASMRtists in my opinion. Keep it up!

[@TranquillShot]

You see, if I stay up and watch the whole thing I won't get enough decent sleep... Well I'm watching it anyway.

[@brandonfaulhaber1836]

Matt i have been watching your video's ever since the coffeehouse roleplay, and man look at what an Amazing asmrtist you are now. Cheers to that! Now im going to fall sleep and watch this video

[@oDM0o]

Matt... you're almost at 100k! Remember us when you're famous! XD

[@els7589]

Finally your back!!! Missed your videos, very knowledgable video love it!

[@oliverpierce5118]

I never thought I’d learn something from ASMR