ASMR Doctor Roleplay - Yearly Exam

[@giraffeneck6300]

Here are the time stamps! 0:00 intro/ask questions 3:17 she examines you 3:49 blood pressure 6:08 heart rate 8:29: mouth checkup 10:05 eyes checkup 13:13 she touches your face 16:00 ears checkup 18:40 examining your hands and arms 21:43 ending/concluding I hope this is helpful!

[@xo5runnergunn314]

Giraffe Neck thx

[@darektisor3794]

Nope

[@jennyjenjoestar4300]

Thank you!! Very helpful (:

[@lIlIlIlIlI11-i7p]

Giraffe Neck you forgot 7:02 😂😂😂

[@jaydenneedham5976]

P

[@g.o2934]

So far I’ve had 12 doctors appointments, 10 spa treatments and 15 makeovers.

[@kekkic]

But how many cranial nerve exams?

[@FezCaliph]

@@kekkic 😂😂💀

[@ronafriat]

@@kekkic about 35

[@not___eliza]

@@kekkic oh gosh too many

[@Jocy-o8e]

😂😂😂

[@amywells7350]

I swear Asmrtists seem to have more jobs than barbie at this point

[@storytimewithnyla8854]

Amy Wells Your comment need to have more likes

[@afb269]

Lol that’s a good one

[@dankaroniexe]

B I G B A N K

[@jorendepauw3372]

3 years ago there less than 100 asmr channels now like over 50000

[@jannelizmartinez3012]

Lol so true barbie is quaking

[@nayf6847]

Her office: quiet as space The one I go to: -kid crying next-door -really quiet high pitched buzzing sound -constant phone ringing -flushing toilets -carts rolling down the hall -airplanes flying by -clock ticking -all the talking

[@gustem.2903]

+ non stopping coughing

[@geraldmcdonnell5599]

WHERE DO YOU LIVE IN A AIRPORT

[@ohwellwhatevernevermind222]

This comment is so underrated 😂

[@Soppity]

Accurate

[@wolfiethetimberwolf1363]

THE CARTS, those things are so loud and for why?

[@fionasasmr9873]

She should do a video where she is a detective (roleplay) where she uses a flashlight, writes down evidence or clues, and uses whispering to interview people.

[@lalabear25]

Or we as the viewers are the detective and darling act out different persona in the video

[@unusualdemont1995]

Kaylei R. Yooo, that would be cool to see her be all her different role playing characters in an interview type thing

[@shadowxplays8555]

Abdullah Hadia LOL 😂

[@skyduran2782]

Fiona N. true

[@fandomking5005]

Yeah that would be extremely awesome!!

[@alexanderianoble9063]

I love her addition of the green screen to role play asmr because it really helps to transport your brain there and make it a little less “weird” in my opinion.

[@elilundgreen]

4:48 Taking blood pressure like *1000 pumps later* "Your blood pressure is great!" Well it was before you squeezed the blood out of it

[@katekerrick2231]

Ikr

[@elilundgreen]

Kate Kerrick like look at how many times she literally pumps it, real doctors don't do that

[@terrythompson2351]

LOL. Oooch

[@thesupremechancellorofdepr4834]

*"100% normal"*

[@severnbrown4307]

Only 70 i counted

[@syndicate1018]

She protec She attac But most importantly she judges me cuz I snac

[@mocadau9970]

Jahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[@wafsyir4835]

Oof, but same

[@n0th1ng3]

syndicate 101 TEHE

[@Im.Jupiiter]

Lol

[@ava.and.jasper]

😂

[@morgana6182]

Doctor: Do you smoke? Snoop Dogg: *Softly smiles*

[@papaturko7398]

RawrItsLeo TO BE CONTINUED

[@almightyylol]

RawrItsLeo classic

[@jasondolman8930]

you just made my day

[@relighion]

RawrItsLeo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg this had me dead!!!! 😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣

[@DudeinFL]

We all had the same picture in our minds

[@ZippperBeansPyro]

You should include the part where you have to wait for the doctor for 2 hours. Anyone else?

[@daddylonglegs9854]

ZippperBeansPyro No .-. Lol do you make an appointment prior or are you just walking in? xD I see mine within 10 minutes of arriving. But the first 5 I'm paying and filling out stuff.

[@ZippperBeansPyro]

No we always schedule, I mean when you're done with the evaluations and then you gotta sit on that piece of paper for a long time before the real doctor comes in. Idk if that made sense but

[@mclmrtn]

Lol no. I live in America, not Canada.

[@uhMoments]

ZippperBeansPyro I feel you bro

[@brettmemmott9781]

uhMoments logic is tight yo

[@TappedGW]

Her: "How's ur diet?" Me: "Pretty good, actually" Her:" you need to work on that" -_-

[@DankNova]

POP GOD lol

[@steviewonder4788]

lmao

[@christinegraham9069]

Same 😂 Her: "And please tell me your exercise is good" Me: "Um, pretty good -- an hour or two most days of the week." Her: *sound of disapproval*

[@Chaos1226DBD]

POP GOD HA

[@BryanAgapito]

POP GOD SAME

[@vincentmegens]

When someone is saying: anyone 2020????? Me: Yeah, duuuuhhhh its a yearly checkup/exam

[@minisabel871]

😂

[@Catonatoilet]

I’m in 2020.

[@malachiphilphot9090]

Joseph The Dino Boy same

[@shortbuttallgirl2847]

I’m here from 2020

[@littlenekocos8154]

I am also here in 2020

[@Noobmaster-qf2iw]

Her neighbor’s must love her because it’s sooo quite

[@RichmondThunderPeeWee-HockeySe]

Its quiet not quite

[@Blorpso]

Quite what?

[@BossCrazyRoss]

Quiet*

[@will3531]

Quite Cute? Lol

[@eggyegger8955]

The Everything Bagel Show meant*

[@AdamSmith-sg9ey]

Here is the rubric for this video, in case anyone wanted it! 0:00-4:30 Talking and Writing 4:30-4:46 Velcro 4:46-5:28 Pumping Air/Blood pressure 5:28-5:35 More Velcro 5:35-8:37 Writing W/ breath sounds 8:37-13:25 Latex gloves W/ buttons 13:25-16:11 Face touching W/ gloves 16:11-17:35 Latex gloves W/ buttons 17:35-18:49 Writing 18:49-21:08 Arm exam W/ gloves 21:08-21:33 More Writing 21:33 ~ End of appointment!

[@stary-agariomobilegames593]

thanks man

[@oop6365]

.

[@MesaR6]

thanks

[@ovco1393]

How much spare time do you have xD

[@Mia-jb8gi]

Thanks please do this for everyone of her videos

[@Kkkkk6228]

Imagine having a conversation with a camera and being this realistic

[@pingu9211]

Imagen what she uses all the things on for example the blood pressure thing... The camera stand?

[@katstott3834]

Some ASMRtists can manage it. Not this one.

[@clarawolff8633]

Exo-l :)) have an amazing day when you read this :)) uri appa Chen :))

[@chipbaby4514]

have you seen the channel DiamondASMR ???

[@alonevera9622]

clearly, you haven't watched a lot of asmr roleplays from other artists yet

[@itscalebplayzyt4873]

Imagine walking into a doctors office ready to get your checkup and they start doing ASMR with the equipment

[@geraldmcdonnell5599]

I would be happy

[@cayt7613]

i’d be laughing my head off

[@spkx_8]

I would love the doctors office

[@sixty6534]

LOL i would get the chills

[@fmElse]

My dream

[@alexepstein872]

It’s like 5 in the morning and when she’s knocked on the door, I thought someone was knocking on our front door and hid under my blankets.

[@bhaddieedits9662]

Kool Dood lmfao

[@thekawaiisushi161]

Same bro same

[@brightkitty1009]

Ha same

[@xitzmifix9296]

Lol

[@xitzmifix9296]

Yup when my parents go to the kitchen I disconnect my headphones and turn my phone off

[@dansforehead2263]

Her : what arm do you prefer *points at right arm* *moves to left arm* Me: boi

[@emthegremlin]

Blank Nobody same here

[@iimchloegrace]

Lol one time I was asked that and I said right and she went to the left because I obviously couldn’t feel my shoulder and that’s why I was there in the first place. That was about a month ago. My shoulder is still killing me

[@FnaSamuels]

Mood

[@lucifersdevilishdetails.]

Well technically speaking you should take blood pressure and most commonly taken on the left arm.

[@Stealthplayz1]

Mooooood

[@andreamartinez5257]

Her: takes blood pressure Me: looking at my arm turn purple then fall off Her: perfect

[@trinatilson3502]

She's going too eat it...

[@FrostleCC]

Andrea Martinez excellent..

[@11283brandyl]

😂😂

[@magicl-ball8437]

that’s what I thought!

[@jibbymarket]

Andrea Martinez ya by my calcumalations the valve on the cuff was not turned so therefore no air was actually pumped into the cuff

[@unusedaccountlmfaooooo]

Darling: " *Question* " Viewer: " *Answer* " Darling: "Oh, okay." *Furiously scribbles*

[@kenzie3571]

Her look of judgement about my diet made me put down my chips and soda.

[@janiceandsylvia4725]

OMG YES THE JUDGEMENTAL LOOK SHE GIVES WHEN SHE ASKS ABOUT MY DIET😂😂😂

[@xitzmifix9296]

Lol

[@adamarisv.3747]

Love your profile pic

[@adamarisv.3747]

Also SAME

[@luciasteiner9493]

Bughead 4 life😂😂💕💕💕💕

[@dawa1darn139]

I’m just waiting for the day when she randomly screams at the top of her lungs right in the middle of the video and we all die of heart attacks or go def cuz we normally all have headphones in at full blast.

[@sharkycz9540]

Dawa1 Darn Me too 😂

[@tobythethird5694]

Dawa1 Darn same👌😂

[@DrRobertBischof]

I was hoping during her latest fortnite vid she would just blast that over blown AliA intro at the beginning 😂

[@idkanymore9812]

Dawa1 Darn why 😂

[@isabellamurrill5193]

Dawa1 Darn 😂

[@kaileylangrell8082]

I wish she was my doctor in real life... like she already knows how bad my diet is😂

[@amymora9180]

Kailey Trinity yep me toooo!

[@FortressFour444]

Kailey Trinity *points* "You need to work on that"

[@kaileylangrell8082]

PinkRoach ikr😂😂

[@kaileylangrell8082]

Amy MORA yeah!!!😂

[@scottshearer943]

Kailey Trinity lol same she knows me soo well

[@frejadkv]

I swear ASMR vids have the best comments🔥👌🏼

[@LemonadetvYT]

Frejzki except for 7:02 lmao

[@gamernoah1232]

IKR

[@commanderponds8308]

"I need to get your pulse" Me: "Yes I would like to know if I'm alive as well"

[@sockgoblin6606]

Fancy Watermelon I'm done 😂😂

[@commanderponds8308]

MissDracoMalfoy x thanks I try

[@robinrivera2839]

Fancy Watermelon not just to check if youre alive but to check how fast youre heart beats blood

[@sheesherwhiz3846]

Fancy Watermelon same, I don't think I have this thing called a- what is it? A "life"?

[@commanderponds8308]

Sushi Roll hmmmm I recommend....oh I recommend talking to someone for 5 minutes a day....(that moment when you realize you gave someone advice but you don't even do the thing you told them to do) 🍋🔫😖😑🔥🐙🌵😶😪😭

[@elizabeth1552]

Taylor: So you have the occasional glass of wine or beer Me: noooooo. I drink the hardcore apple juice

[@rat-dog7357]

King Elizabeth lol Thats nothing i drink CHOCOLATE. MILK eveynight

[@imsquishy6884]

King Elizabeth yooo fuckin savage

[@abbyd1470]

King Elizabeth OMG same.😂

[@allu9146]

Overused Dolphin what is savage

[@greenlotus1117]

Naw dude I be drinking Kool Aid every hour

[@xmxrsz]

Taylor: "I see you have some bruises on your legs" Me: "Well yeah, I fell up the stairs" Taylor: "Okay"

[@logiclogan6661]

GrandeBear Yes I did to

[@biancalissette7674]

GrandeBear up?

[@logiclogan6661]

Sunshine Hazza It's meant to be a funny joke

[@biancalissette7674]

Logic/ Logan Oh, I just don't get it

[@logiclogan6661]

Sunshine Hazza Well it's meant to just sound funny it doesn't have to make sense but okay you didn't know it's fine

[@salientsolution5436]

Me: Listening intently and feeling so calm My headphones: PLEASE CHARGE DEVICE!

[@sophielandau2237]

lol that happened last night

[@preso4904]

LOW BATTERY PLEASE CHARGE

[@porkybeans1154]

My BT ear buds just make a weird noise that's loud and scares the hell outta me

[@hyphangaming]

*LOW BATTERY*

[@codystk3931]

Rip

[@glittergirl9044]

I'm in a hotel room with my family and I didn't put my headphones in all the way... everybody thinks I'm crazy now.

[@annakehlmeier5323]

Glittergirl904 hahahahahha

[@GREENBELLES]

Glittergirl904 😆

[@johnnywallows6369]

Lol

[@Trolovinski]

Glittergirl904 Imagine if you were a boy 😂 100x worse

[@okaysoph]

John Trolovinski ... why is it instantly worse if this person is a guy ?

[@losantro6233]

7:02 is just such a perfect moment

[@zebracorn9184]

What does it sound like she’s saying

[@steph_xiis]

@@zebracorn9184 nice big di-

[@bigboa2436]

n-

[@bigboa2436]

ni-

[@bigboa2436]

nic-

[@kyiscool30]

Taylor- how about your diet Me- eating 5 cookies Taylor- you have to work on that Me- hiding the cookies Edit: Thanks For the Likes!!!!! There is 521 likes!!!

[@Weniger_Anzeigen]

Panda Playz why u all understanding it wrong? You habe to eat more

[@brookeburnham5523]

I ate like 7 cookies today

[@cheyennehodges9818]

Same!!! Except a bowl of pasta 😂😂😂

[@Kate-xd9bq]

Do not be ashamed of your cookie munching. You know cameras don't work two ways?

[@lukeelder7448]

When she knocked on the door I thought Lebron James was coming to harass me about sprite cranberry sodas.

[@LinInABin]

Woah chill.

[@jakkbrraf4535]

WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY?!

[@pickelz2301]

Oml 😂😂

[@mocadau9970]

Whaaaatttt

[@Ireallyloveballs]

Albert Porabik_22 *did we ask?*

[@rickycoats4045]

her: "how is your diet?" me: "shitty" her: "you need to work on that."

[@sanstheadorable8548]

яιcкүαlα cσαтs same

[@silvertreble]

яιcкүαlα cσαтs lol "What diet?" (Talking about me btw)

[@jetnight88]

яιcкүαlα cσαтs ohhhh! How dare she lol

[@Ariesponsible]

яιcкүαlα cσαтs me

[@raymundorivera6280]

7:03 did I just hear what I think it was lmao

[@user-re2pu7ye8c]

😏

[@yoshikazu1014]

Raymundo Rivera I’m scared I’m 10

[@lucianogerez8478]

*Cassualy looks down *

[@justinw1617]

Me:10:30 at night WHAT DID JUST SAY

[@LemonadetvYT]

😝

[@jadhaaguayo7958]

Her: "How is your diet?" Me: *shoves donut in to mouth* Her: "You need to work on that" Me: *continues to eat donut*

[@ceinflynn3348]

Jadha Aguayo Oof same

[@its_celestial]

I relate to that on a spiritual level

[@xgamerrosalez6984]

Lmao

[@dylanhume5775]

Her: “How is your diet?” Me: *starts to eat monitor* Her: “you need to work on that” Me: *begins on the chair*

[@jadhaaguayo7958]

Catgirl0217 me too😂

[@falloutgod1073]

Her: so you have the occasional glass of wine Me a 18 year old: perhaps

[@d.muller5944]

Well here in Germany many kids start drinking at parties with 14 years

[@RandomGuy-mt1cz]

@@d.muller5944 same here in Belgium

[@couldbeanybody2508]

@@d.muller5944 same here in UK

[@JL-pc2eh]

In Germany it usually is really strict when buying alcohol - they ask for your ID until your close to 30, know you or you have a beard and look old enough. But anyone knows someone older that can buy the alcohol (if something happens they will find out who bought it and the punishment isnt light btw). And a little beer at 14 isnt that bad.

[@kateFGMP]

Coming from an Italian family, we were allowed to drink some wine in special occasions.

[@xoxkisaxox]

That moment when your doctor does your exam in the doorway even though the chairs and examination table are free.

[@daddylonglegs9854]

Katie Nawrot Pssst it's a green screen. It's not going to be perfect.

[@doorexplore1477]

Mousy Mallow He was joking

[@petergriffin1591]

Door Explore you made me try to clean my screen like 15 times

[@Obby004]

my foot Same.😆

[@Vipervion]

my foot saaaaame😂😂😂

[@denisecontreras3026]

When you fall asleep and your parents walk in and see a girl doing doctor stuff😂

[@yeroenbol3087]

I’d pee myself if that happened

[@melionsgameinghood3796]

I’m dead 😂😂

[@kendallneuwiller1975]

That happened to me last night

[@marwan4358]

Stap the kink

[@hamidnoori2241]

Haha

[@maddi3353]

Her: takes 1 million pumps also her:your lood pressure is 100% good Me: well my arm just fell of so might need to fix That

[@irisgiltay333]

*might*

[@haywirechrono011]

Nah you fine

[@Athena-ju7cd]

maddi hall sorry I accidentally disliked ur comment I meant to like it

[@omardawah8015]

maddi hall yo she wasn’t even using the stethoscope

[@Athena-ju7cd]

Omar Dawah yeah she did

[@mrmellow1144]

My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying "This isn't working, goodbye" I opened the fridge and it's working just fine...

[@Hmm..616]

Nice

[@JacksPearl88]

Lol

[@Agronaut12]

F

[@donnajoy5673]

My is fine to

[@Exportasjpeg]

Is your refrigerator running? CAUSE YOU BETTER CATCH IT

[@gurlsluvmj9675]

Darling: “Open up a little more” Me: *brakes jaw bone

[@dylanhume5775]

MJ 0519 1 it’s breaks not brakes 2 if u are doing actions put a star and start and end 3 refer to asmr darling as her in this context 4 help me

[@alexisrangel7842]

*THATS WIDE ENOUGH*

[@aaliyahfigueiredo]

MJ 0519 l

[@focalpoint._]

*_No, wider._*

[@Ludochris]

Samuel Ikeson bro your profile photo pic is hentai right?

[@BibtheChib]

Her: "I see you have some bruises on your leg" Me: my dad- Her: "do you do any outdoor activities" Me: my dad, he beats m- Her: "or do you bruise easily" Me: help

[@netdammed4327]

7:02

[@wynnabraham9864]

Natsuki?

[@sapswifts]

Ibrahim Farid ha

[@donkellyphysicaltherapyacu2774]

Ibrahim Farid oh u poor child

[@princesslyns3437]

lmfao i couldn't stop laughing i hope you're just kidding..

[@miaisntemo]

*turns volume up* Me: I love this! Ad: DO YOU SUFFER FROM A LOSS OF HEARING!!???? Me: I DO NOW!!! Edit: thank you for 600+ likes! I really diddnt expect to get so many!

[@Becoming_Persephone]

Starmagination lol your comment literally made my day thanks this was really funny

[@celinetang8218]

Starmagination SO RELATABLE BAHAHA 😂

[@tyangove4716]

Starmagination lol

[@tyangove4716]

Starmagination 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bhlvinbullet4175]

Woooow good job put ads in a ASMR video

[@Lily-bv4kp]

this video has my all time favorite writing trigger from any asmrist. i keep coming back to this video and the writing on the folder makes me soooo sleepy

[@squidynk_]

Her: I can see you have some bruises on your legs. Is that from an outdoor activity or do you bruise easily? Me: *recalls falling down the stairs multiple times and recklessly driving on shopping carts in Costco* Me: Yeah outdoor activities

[@pptopazz]

That's so me.

[@badatthese]

Her: I can see you have some bruises on your legs. Is that from an outdoor activity or do you bruise easily? Me: My parents beat me Her: Yeah.. outdoor activities

[@eldenboi8354]

hahahah yes thats me

[@emelyescobar9840]

Amazing 2020 Lmao

[@angeles.mccullough9241]

lol

[@takakokichi447]

Her: "how is your diet?" Me: I don't know. (Eats pocky) Her: "you need to work on that." Me: (keeps eating pocky)

[@fairiesandfauna1445]

Zoe Osborne I want to like the comment but it's at 69....

[@sarcasticsanative7484]

Zoe Osborne hahaha

[@gracieconroy-hargreaves3956]

Zoe Osborne OMFG kill me plz

[@zoeouimet5659]

Zoe Osborne I love your name

[@kiwigirl5416]

Zoe Osborne YES POCKY RULES what flavor?

[@stealthphantom701]

ASMR Darling: 7:02 Me: oh thx ASMR Darling: 7:04* Me: oh,my bad **zip pant**

[@user-re2pu7ye8c]

...

[@bradenhoward984]

😂😂

[@averslxo8176]

Oh gawd help me

[@morro7979]

Stealth Phantom omg 😂

[@andrestokes5920]

Lmaoooo

[@mirandabell8008]

Taylor: Follow this light with your eyes. Me: Ok. The light: YoU wAnNa SeE sOmE rEaL sPeEd ??

[@liajung443]

Taylor: Your diet Me: Yeah I eat about 6 tubs of ice cream a day Taylor: ohh you need to work on that Me: ok I’ll upgrade to 7 tubs

[@morro7979]

Brooklyn887x1 Plays SAME

[@scarlettsalazar2878]

Funny

[@eatdatshoplifter4459]

Those are rookie numbers

[@alexiagallegos.c1515]

Brooklyn887x1 Plays why is this me ?!?!

[@justjulia6030]

Brooklyn887x1 Plays That’s very unhealthy. you should be eating at least 17 tubs a day

[@thiswasposted120]

Taylor: how's your diet Me: Well I had an orange today Taylor: You need to work on that. Me: Bruh what.

[@meirishere9947]

Stacey Gold_Plays only an orange? 😂

[@alienpopcorn3417]

Stacey Gold_Plays I just went to your cannel and i have 1 more subscriber than you. And also i ate an appl2

[@thiswasposted120]

Meir Is Here it was the first thing that popped into my head XD

[@riannem.6171]

Stacey Gold_Plays bruh I had 4

[@thiswasposted120]

@@riannem.6171 bruh the point was supposed to be a joke why are you all taking it seriously.

[@shariseraquel]

Her: Open up your mouth real wide. *opens all the way* Her: A little wider Me: Lady if I go any wider my jaw is going to break

[@zachary7042]

luhhkiddd_'s world thats going to the dentist in a nutshell

[@sebastianhindle7034]

#MeAtTheDentist

[@on723]

Dentistry in a nutshell

[@creativebuilder7397]

Just in case 0:00-4:00 = asking questions/ writing ✍️ 4:47-5:24 = blood pressure 🩸 6:28-7:18 = stethoscope heart check (front) 7:19-7:45 = checking back stethoscope 🩺 9:30-9:50 checking mouth/tongue 👄 10:20-11:14 = follow the light 🔦 12:04-12:55 = follow the light with different 🔦 13:25-15:44 = feeling/examining you 6:10-17:13 =looking in ears 👂 19:12-20:54 = examining arms and hands 🙌 22:02-22:23 = saying bye 👋

[@joshylurker]

Taylor: how's your diet?? Me:(drinks soda) Taylor: You need to work on that. Me: oh ( continues drinking soda)

[@edithgodinez3873]

Joshy Ne

[@courtneymanuel2633]

Joshy Neos lol

[@chonkamonka5423]

Joshy Neos lol me

[@Mr37fuzz]

Pop*

[@Vic-bi5dh]

😂😂😂

[@dischargepuddle8232]

Damn she was harsh with the diet that hit hard

[@emma-341]

Depressed Bear ;_; is that why you’re a depressed bear

[@moti2996]

No joke I was eating cake

[@livloveskittens9660]

Squid Juice UwU. I agree.

[@sharmanwaxberg3623]

Squid Juice UwU ikr

[@ThatOneLeek]

I legit was eating Pringles,poptarts,and cake while drinking oj

[@mrkrabs805]

7:02 I mean I didn’t realise that’s what we were examining but okay

[@popefrancis4080]

Wreckthetangle How did she know 😯

[@Jacob-ok1uw]

LMAOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣

[@eringrant7295]

Wreckthetangle OMG HAHA

[@Chonk122]

Free Dragon458 cause you dont get tingles when you edit in ASMR

[@oliverdickerson5361]

Classic comment😂😂😂

[@_Human_Thing_]

So far I have had 15 doctors appointments, 12 spa treatments, 17 makeovers, 16 energy pluckings, 14 haircuts and 20 cranial nerve exams

[@AquaticMessiah]

Takes blood pressure, keeps pumping... *Arm falls off from Tourniquet*

[@ninaruffing5963]

Dr. Darling: ok now I want you to follow this light Me: stares at the comments Dr. Darling: looks good Me: thanks edit: omg guys thanks so much for 1.1k likes! Have a great day!💕☀️

[@sitiradziah4225]

Nina Ruffing lol

[@jasmineacosta2938]

Nina Ruffing THE PART ON THE VIDEO WAS PLAYING WHILE I WAS READING THIS

[@ninaruffing5963]

Jasmine Acosta haha

[@ixiebelle4673]

Jasmine Acosta SAME

[@malejandrapaz3660]

Nina Ruffing Same😂😂😂

[@goiz2422]

“I see you have some bruises on your legs” “I dont have legs” “Ok” *writes on clipboard*

[@alexnunez3966]

guy bishop what 😂

[@ncochran839]

Lol

[@Im.Jupiiter]

Lol

[@Snackry]

Lol

[@No_C0mz]

@@Snackry shes talking about something else

[@v1rgini4_7]

7:01 she said "nice big di- nice big deep breaths" Lmaooo

[@GustavSvanberg]

There it is hahaha

[@psychoticmaniac8465]

she was talking to me

[@danielm6045]

@@psychoticmaniac8465 aight mrbigbigbreath

[@v1rgini4_7]

@Sqftyx mmh

[@bagusdwiramadan5342]

@Sqftyx hmmm sus....

[@tobee3]

*me nicely dozing in bed almost asleep watching ASMR with full volume on* AD comes one: “DID YOU KNOW THAT 30% OF HUMANS SUFFER FROM HEARING LOSS!?” Me: *falls off bed* “GEE I WONDER WHY!”

[@S.Peterbilt]

Same I'm laying there drifting off into sleep and i get a loud flex tape ad about how tony sawed a boat in half

[@PeterGriffin-pu5lq]

Tricia and Ollie Adventures stolen comment

[@ragnar0432]

Beat comment award

[@LewisAll18]

LMAO 😂

[@jj03461]

I have a loft bed so if I ever fell off I would get serverely injured. But it has sides on it so I'm fine.

[@plsgoawaybro]

Her: any questions or concerns?? Me: yes act-- Her: no. Ok Me: I SAID YES

[@nessrenyahia2362]

Chloe White 😂😂😂

[@kranolamusic]

She protec She attac But most importantly She judges my exercise within a snap

[@babatundenigarianprince9068]

harrisonlovxll I just got a jumpscare from the word „snap“...I‘ll never forget Infinity War...

[@vukas011]

Imagine how chill would it be if doctors where actually like this..

[@arctrooperfordo3164]

Imagine finding out you have cancer through the form of calming whidpers

[@Aurid_art]

No matter how many times I rewatch this ,it still boggles my mind why a doctor has to knock to enter her own office xD

[@lissagiselle]

KamiCollo it’s for privacy lol; she can’t just walk in plus no one wants to be waiting in a quiet room then have the door just swing open 😂

[@Gigi-ns7iw]

You know how sometimes you have to put on a robe? What if you were getting changed and, someone just swung open the door and was like “HEYYYOOO! IM HERE TO CHECK YOUR HEALTH AND ALLLLL”

[@cadencesmith2946]

KamiCollo every doctor I go to does that XD

[@theagentfrom2027]

Lissa R. Ya but they knock and enter instantly don’t even wait for a confirmation

[@ZeitgeistGaming69]

Docters always knock for privacy.

[@jeususmendoze7022]

Her:how is your diet? Me: not good at all Her:you need to work on that Me:..I agree Her:Do you exercise? Me: I’ve never heard that word in my life....

[@thekawaiisushi161]

Same bro I get you

[@jeususmendoze7022]

The Kawaii Sushi 😂😂

[@nineyou2180]

What's exercise ? Can I eat it 😂😂

[@xitzmifix9296]

Lol same all I've hear is (come eat me)

[@xitzmifix9296]

@@nineyou2180 lol

[@britneybitch6586]

It's almost 5 in the morning, and once again I've gone too deep in KZbin

[@jamesbrennan4647]

Carter Stevens it’s 3:30 for me

[@iwantteanotwater1643]

Omfg thats is so me 😂😂😂

[@enzorossi800]

Lmao

[@tacocatbirdxxx8133]

Was two but I fell asleep before I could find this comment

[@denisecontreras3026]

Carter Stevens oh RIP

[@MrMarkhall1]

This woman was one of the original asmr queens, a real American beauty.

[@xSoHappyxIMVU]

If the patient bed is in the background where exactly am i sitting

[@yorn6862]

You're stuck in a camera before her.

[@noodlechickennugget6225]

Well your sitting on another bed or a chair

[@Yggdrasilun]

Sarbear a stool

[@duckduck8889]

Sarbear i think its a green screen.

[@miabear8691]

The sexy milk man duh

[@tahleeyahrose7990]

“How’s your diet?” Well..I ate a whole can of Pringles in under 2 minutes.. “We need to work on that” But Pringles...😢😭 “What about exercise?” Well..my mouth and teeth got a good workout... “Oh..”

[@garys6510]

Thats what she said

[@foxykatz5153]

Same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@BennyLlama39]

Good God! Even I can't go through Pringles THAT fast. 🙂

[@teavikyu]

I can! I just don’t.

[@queenlala6578]

😂😂😂

[@Bluecool97]

Nurse: I see you have some bruises on your legs. Is that from out-door activities? Patient: I was in a street fight.

[@LozadaPR]

Whispers ok ...

[@greeneb95]

That's what I would say, totally

[@keilahmead4423]

HAHAHAHAA

[@charlie2834]

Me:my wife beats me

[@joshuaramlal8776]

Hahahaha

[@ladylina3529]

Love how she knocks on her own office door, as if it wouldn’t be the other way around

[@islapeaker1825]

"How's your exercise-please tell me that's good" Me:I get my cat to knock the remote off the table on the other side of the room then use an empty wrapping paper tube that i keep beside the sofa for this exact purpose to slide it towards me so I don't have to get up "Okay" *oh god expression*

[@ohmyohnothegrapesarecoming2011]

Isla Peaker im also like this 😂

[@haydomo1069]

You just made me laugh out loud. So good 😆

[@agentmainegd7184]

Freaking MacGyver over here

[@ryannrobinson580]

“I’m gonna take ur blood pressure now” *squees squees squees* Me: “uhhh I think that’s good” *squees squees squees* Me: “um ow!” *squees squees squees* Me: “ GIRL IF U SQUEEZE ME ANY MORE MY ARM WILL FALL OFF!!” *Squees squees squees* *Arm falls off* Dr.: “don’t worry ur blood pressure is 100% normal” Me: “ok good”

[@kynishasuniverse6758]

ryannsings 101 *YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!!*

[@oscarpena3111]

:)lol

[@t0m0ph0bia4]

ryannsings 101 This gave LOL a new meaning XD

[@s.r.7477]

I laughed way to hard at this!!

[@s.r.7477]

You have my respect, genius!! xD

[@ballisticgaming8696]

Holy crap I’m trying to go to sleep and when she knocked on the door in the beginning I thought someone was knocking on my door and I freaked out and fell off my bed

[@Layla-so2wg]

Ballistic Gaming lmao

[@Nevarvlx]

dont let this distract you from the fact that gui fieri has 3 functioning resturants

[@Layla-so2wg]

Sebastian the gamer v2 huh

[@Nevarvlx]

Layla Hollowell dont ask be sad

[@Layla-so2wg]

Sebastian the gamer v2 ok

[@icecreamfreedom]

doctor: are there any other health concerns i need to know about? me: well yeah ive been coughing up blood and my old doctor said i had bronchitis- doctor: okay, so everything is looking fantastic

[@monstermilo]

Doctor: exercise? Me: WTF IS EXERCISE?!

[@lily_da_gamer3087]

Sprixy Sparkey OMG ME!!! I FOUND MEH TWIN!

[@maxxcorvello2417]

Sprixy Sparkey DANIEL HOWELL AND ANTHONY PADILDO

[@emmylarrew]

She meant extra fries ;)

[@skydiesay6019]

Howl FTW trolololol

[@rachaelouellette27]

I think she meant "extra fries"

[@noodaroo7154]

"I can't find the other glove" Me:" Shouldn't there be a box somewhere?"

[@nov3019892008]

Yeah, how many doctors have just one pair of gloves?

[@itakedelightincornbread6990]

I remember when I first got ASMR in preschool when my friends and I were playing hair salon and they were messing with my hair and talking softly and I was just there thinking, "Why do I feel the tingly rollies?"

[@amandatankink51]

Oh snap it's that tenor sax omg same!! and i only just found out asmr was a real thing, always thought it was just me 😂

[@itakedelightincornbread6990]

LouLou indeed

[@itakedelightincornbread6990]

LouLou And as for my Ilvermory house, I am a Pukwudgie.

[@jisungpspsppspspsps8514]

my first time getting asmr was in grade 1 my friend was writing the details for our project with the pencil near my ear and i felt tingels and went to my teacher and said me: excyse me mrs my head feels tingly teacher: its asmr you just feel relaxed. me: oh ok

[@BlindSloth721]

#Lavanya#Msp That is the most clearly made up story i have ever had the misfortune of reading

[@scoundrel1692]

Dang this was the first ever ASMR video I watched, what a crazy road I’ve been on since then XD. Thanks for the introduction to my world of relaxation Taylor!

[@kimseokjin-8956]

Taylor: He- Me: HEY ITS ME ASMR DARLING Taylor: Hello it's me doctor darling Me: *dies*

[@regretcore]

KayGhost200606 :P tbh this comment is original and deserves to have likes but sadly bunch of unoriginal dumb bitches got them.

[@raymonprins559]

KimSeokjin •-• you forgot the sniffel for the intro

[@alyssuko]

KimSeokjin •-• Army

[@courtneymanuel2633]

KimSeokjin •-• yup

[@maggiesnyder1672]

KimSeokjin •-• lol😂😂😂😂Also hello fellow BTS ARMY

[@pennyr0yaltea124]

Taylor: I see you have some bruises on your legs. Me: Ye this morning I was hit by a bus and processed through a meat grinder. Taylor: Okay.

[@dixie7080]

OMG LMAOOO

[@user-mx1ym6wo1z]

This made me cackle

[@xrobloxnerdcrossley3074]

quensadilla vine reference

[@rainbowsasmr5475]

You did not get bit by bus because you would be not worry about asmr

[@Jh-ll1vf]

Lmfao

[@kayleighdoe5649]

Life would be perfect if ASMR darling was my doctor and Gibi ASMR was my nurse

[@quackerduck]

Her: Do you have any questions you have for me? Me: Actually yeah,why are you whispe- Her:No? Ok Me: ;-;

[@DARKWRXITH]

"Are you aware of any STDs you have?" Me: "I've been diagnosed with mesothelioma and am entitled to compensation"

[@Hannah_U]

Daniel Gandara XD This made me laugh too hard

[@何杰明-Benjamin]

Daniel Gandara what's mesothelmiola?

[@techytrekki]

Daniel Gandara It's a tumor found in the organ lining, so basically cancer.

[@kearawood8209]

Daniel Gandara ... As soon as she said that I read "are you aware of any STDs " CRAZY!

[@jetnight88]

techy trekki cancer? Omg 😢

[@Sinteo.]

Taylor: I see you have some bruises on your legs Me: I got beat with a tire iron after breaking some guys windshield. Taylor: Okay

[@Juh-ay]

for me it would be im clumsy and fall alot

[@KickassRaider]

Bro you just made my week

[@_57_evanN]

That Weird Xbox ok

[@aliviadaup4485]

My day has been made😊😂

[@hollielakin5317]

That Weird Xbox OMG r u ok

[@xsianyx9219]

Her: are there any other health concerns you would like to bring to me attention? Me: yes actually Her: Ok ok Me: well I - Her: everything looks Fantastic Me: wtf

[@amc_dude]

MusicalWolf xo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xsianyx9219]

@@__-vi8dv I like your name 😂 food is my bae

[@xsianyx9219]

@Philip 😂😂

[@xsianyx9219]

@Philip thanks 😂😂😂

[@xsianyx9219]

@Philip yep it is Wednesday my dude.. AHHHHHHH 😂😂

[@c10249]

her: now im gonna take ur blood pressure her: **pumps it a million times** me: P-plea-se st-st-stop! her: **sairs as my arm slowly explodes**

[@banditboyvlogs7561]

Taylor:Are there any health concerns you'd like to tell me Me: My arm is broke i need you to cast it Taylor:Fantastic

[@courtneymanuel2633]

Bandit Boy Vlogs lol ya

[@aaronbernstein3010]

Her: how's ur diet Me: very good i am the healthiest person ever Her: work on that

[@cheydunkin1314]

Aaron b69 same lol

[@catssucksatsmash8017]

I’m an actual athlete, and I laughed so hard when I heard that lol

[@itscaspar1236]

Cats and Beyblade life mate, you look 12. You’re not an athlete lmao

[@JennieYGO]

ItsCaspar 123 *is slightly faster than the rest of his classmates Cats and Beyblade Life: iM aN aThLeTe

[@melly9726]

that's a mood

[@hazeljee6624]

The most awkward feeling is when you are sitting in the floor eating toast while you watch ASMR and your dog pokes her head through the door and watches you in silence

[@thefaceofsatan6752]

That is oddly specific lmao.

[@amandared]

that's actually happened to me before

[@reyschrute4291]

I know, isn’t it so awkward to sit *in* the floor?!

[@enzocollins8323]

Who’s looking at the comments while watching this 😂

[@jasond2455]

Me😁

[@jennifervalentine511]

Every asmr video I always go threw the comments and just read what people wrote.

[@sasukecat1447]

enzo collins that’s how everyone watches KZbin

[@marklowndes2374]

O ahhhh 😂

[@im.dying.inside.lol._.2207]

Me because I have nothing better to do 😂😆

[@KarpetBurn]

"Are you on any medication right now?" Me: Yes actually I am currently taking tablets to help- "Okay" Me: ...

[@Nathanminooka]

Vernexus Very Good. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emiliyachiang3857]

Vernexus I

[@ariasijiali1689]

comments under ASMR vids are always the best

[@allendurant]

Fact

[@otsosainio8234]

Virginia Loves Filmmaking *_yes_*

[@sebastianjesusllanos9658]

Virginia Loves Filmmaking stupid asia

[@cassiopeia6828]

Virginia Loves Filmmaking ikr!!

[@davidboy1853]

True that

[@maddispear4421]

I'm pretty sure the paper she is writing on is all scribbles 😂

[@diegogalicia8419]

Madelyne Spear I mean, she's a doctor

[@frankiefrench1481]

+Diego Galicia yea that's what doctors do

[@tilly-h-1]

That’s what doctors handwriting looks like anyway

[@haywirechrono011]

Or she could be the next van Gogh

[@trashturtleprince]

I almost feel asleep at one part, but then I dropped my phone on my face.

[@chloe77930]

Lol

[@outdoornaturestation4043]

Lmao

[@akramquraish905]

True that just happened to me it fell on my lips

[@sallyeggg]

Her: How is your diet? Me: Uhhh.....cereal? Her: You need to work on that. Me: ...uhh Her: How is your exercise? Please tell me that's good. Me: Well, I need to get out of my bed to get the cereal sooo- Her: Okay!

[@Qt_43]

Sally E lol

[@islagarcia6001]

Sally E HAHHAHAHAH

[@ronanboudreaux]

Sally E this is clever

[@marwan4358]

Original Comment Right Here.

[@happy_sophie6559]

Her : How is your diet? Me : cake Her : You need to work on that. Me : Did someone say cake?

[@icarus7198]

I thought I was getting my first tingles but it turned out that the back of my neck was just itchy : /

[@Bruhhhhhhh272]

Inigo same. I'm still haven't tingled

[@ww3up]

Inigo lol me to man

[@alexeratops]

Relatable

[@logiclogan6661]

Inigo I TINGLED

[@djriggles]

Inigo BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@vigrosospark384]

7:02 Im trying to sleep and all I hear is that and start laughing so hard when its 4am 😂 People be saying “I want her to be my doctor” me: I want her to be my wify

[@Theadorableburger]

VigrosoSpark3 lol

[@estherlilly7923]

That last part tho! 😂

[@markafes1]

"Are you on any kind of prescribed medication right now?" Me: Depends on your definition of prescribed...

[@jakezajac3678]

Yeah they are prescribed. Just not to me.

[@gg_tropix_4857]

Flinstone gummies arent prescribed...