[ASMR] Establishing You With A Navy Suit for War (and sleep)

"This war must be won."
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[@NunyaBiznes-vs1gy]

I love that the bald cap isn't perfect. Always feel Fred is laughing at/with us..and I love it !

[@merylbonderow5993]

It IS QUITE askew!

[@kat6737]

Thank God it's not perfect so we don't have to panic that he cut his hair off!

[@realitygaming7982]

@@merylbonderow5993 u think u all smart using askew

[@Eashan_96]

kzbin.infoP6Smh9cf8Ig?feature=share

[@ryeotix]

I was like dude it looks great. Then he turned to his side and I laughed with him on it. I respect haha

[@AlexSFM]

Long hair = rude personality Short hair = nice personality Bald = profesional personality

[@princepsionic]

I like his rude/sarcasm personality 😂

[@matejajanda2191]

I like the short and bald haircuts

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

I like the more professional/cold (not insulting) style it reminds me of soft spoken doctors it calms me

[@bretjay2593]

Well established personality

[@lennondorris984]

Star Wars personality

[@TwoTymez96]

Fred finally took off his wig. I respect his bravery.

[@breadqueen5351]

so korra watches asmr to help her enter her avatar state I see

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

I mean asmr soundscapes are good meditation tools

[@_Cr1msonWxRLD_]

Oh boy , let's wait for someone to didn't get the joke.

[@JoelitoStriker]

Nah he just asked for his whole hair to be shaved (Headshave)

[@tekcrab144]

@@_Cr1msonWxRLD_ lool no cap

[@michaeltrevino2415]

Nobody: Fred: “I have established that the customer should feel established about being established with our established store of establishment”

[@bootermctooter4619]

Agreed

[@bootermctooter4619]

He said establish too many time

[@trevorperkins4585]

I never noticed how much the original says established till today

[@trevorperkins4585]

Though I will add that he needed more "thank yous." Best part of the original video is when the customer puts on the trousers and comes back and the tailor says "thank you, sir," to which the customer replies "thank you."

[@TheCompleteMental]

Established establishment of establishment*

[@klenthecreezi1041]

“Bald Fred isn’t real, he can’t hurt you” Bald Fred:

[@retcartoons1798]

I was looking for this comment

[@WestEditz4Life]

yep...

[@jimbojimberson9934]

Bred

[@duckfacemcgee3271]

eat it before it can eat you

[@dr.stanley4317]

He still looks sexy enough to eat out

[@literalcarman6455]

"What about material, sir?" "Kevlar."

[@vaizenlive]

Style? Italian.

[@Autumnlight91]

I really want to see the gun guy do an actual asmr vid with that voice...

[@cassandraisapanda1272]

@@Autumnlight91 Glad I'm not the only one, I prefer the guns part.

[@zachouellette1289]

@@vaizenlive may I suggest the benneli m4 sir

[@lesirmajorsinks7259]

How about the lining? Tactical.

[@slainderr]

If I got a quarter for every time he says the word “Establish” in this video, I’d be able to afford my very own Navy Suit for War..

[@Kghammond852]

Nah you would be able to buy a Rolex.

[@MrFredstt]

@@Kghammond852 A Rolex to go along with their Navy Suit for War

[@spiritualsnail1584]

@@MrFredstt A navy rolex for world war

[@tostitotrip]

(and sleep)

[@markze3888]

34:50 he goes ham on “establish”

[@sovietjams4647]

🤣

[@marcusssc8493]

It’s a reference to an old classic established asmr video

[@tekcrab144]

Tryna not wake up my house rn after laughing so much XD

[@markze3888]

@@tekcrab144 😅

[@UltimateFatLad]

And 29:28

[@Kampfender_Krieger]

He doesn't have the long hair He doesn't have the short hair My god we weren't trained for this !!!

[@Th3Vixen]

I thought he legit shaved his hair O-O

[@stc_pr]

Mee too i was freaking out

[@Der_Rentner]

A betrayal

[@jackofalltrades1145]

My god

[@Der_Rentner]

Brothers let's find out why Fred's hairs run away

[@Auphyrox]

This inside joke is one of the many reasons I love the ASMR community.

[@falshion1837]

Wait what's the joke?

[@omgscoop5839]

@@falshion1837 it's in the description

[@johnhawley699969]

@@falshion1837 it's a suit for work not war.

[@zlatan_2197]

@@falshion1837 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGXPZZ6eeLqhf68

[@hectorsantamaria6590]

​@@falshion1837 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGXPZZ6eeLqhf68

[@Plantasea]

I’ve never felt more ESTABLISHED after watching a video.

[@kxmode]

Do you still feel established?

[@DanielLopez-dy1ul]

The fact there’s an asmr video solely bc of that one line makes me laugh yet so relaxed😂

[@abrattan]

No way. THE navy suit for war? I mean....I've only heard legends, tales and fables even, concerning its existence!

[@jeannedarc7533]

thor

[@crackineggs9510]

Hah

[@rexxer6709]

once i heard the tale of a gun that could be used for shooting. it was pretty ridiculous.

[@thalamebrownguy6813]

@@rexxer6709 i havent heard that tale before

[@rexxer6709]

@@thalamebrownguy6813 its a rare one to be sure

[@abaynurash102]

Glad you referenced this classic of unintentional ASMR

[@nathanielmiller5813]

Can I marry you?

[@Sam-eu4yg]

@@nathanielmiller5813 coming on a but fast arent we?

[@handleonafridge6828]

@Dylan Kristofor '23 no, keep a but, it works better

[@mroakiedoke4297]

I like your pfp 😌

[@Haaton-of-the-Basement]

Heard there was a wedding going on here.

[@garrettearle1574]

Customer: "Yeah, I'm looking for a navy suit for war" Fred: *Whispers for 35 minutes*

[@thatschinesefood]

Love how theres a constant sense of improv, feels alot more human than some other asmr channels

[@diggs5518]

As long as he never starts licking fake ears..........................

[@NaveedASMR]

ASMR is the only world where the best compliment you can give is “hey, I fell asleep during your show”.

[@kiryuanthony.3748]

JAJAJAJA really nice!

[@pranavaloney918]

@@kiryuanthony.3748 hey genuine question why do you guys say "JAJAJAJAJA" instead of "HAHAHAHAH" and how is the first one pronounced?

[@kiryuanthony.3748]

@@pranavaloney918 *JAJAJAJA* is the spanish version The two have the same pronunciation Well I use that instead of "HAHAHA" Because my native language is Spanish after all... Espero que esto sea entendible Si preguntas por qué estoy aquí Los asmr de Fred son buenisimos

[@fbidesu6917]

Wow, so original it's like I've never seen this comment in every ASMR video ever.

[@gooogoo2137]

u use this comment under every single vid

[@markhansolo8636]

Take a shot every time Fred says Established/Establish/Establishes and Establishing.

[@kiryuanthony.3748]

Hxkannaiskbddusinsf i'm okey

[@falsereality-c4]

@@kiryuanthony.3748 wtf

[@popelgruner595]

LOL, I have an idea after which RL person he modeled this character... let me see if I can find the video... [Edit: There it is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGXPZZ6eeLqhf68 ]

[@grumpy9721]

@@popelgruner595 Absolutely! You're right. It's established.

[@nathanielbaguette2395]

I can't see the fucking floor, the walls are falling like spaghetti from a ravioli spoon

[@kingrancelotti2362]

You should make a video about showing your completed LEGO sets and discuss your reasoning for getting each set and why you like it & also talk about which LEGO things you like best

[@FroggyFinn]

"For war" - Me, on my way to my in-laws

[@fableshearth2457]

Same thing, really. Can I interest you in our complimentary munitions as part of our "in-laws" package?

[@familiarstranger9617]

Oof

[@diggs5518]

Truth has been spoken.

[@nathanielbee160]

No joke I thought my man actually shaved his hair

[@vTensai1]

He is

[@narucreed1]

@@vTensai1 Is this a whoosh? Or are you the dumb one? I'm too old to know anymore.

[@romanrover5839]

@@narucreed1 I feel that bro

[@ruairiodonohoe2533]

@@narucreed1 I do feel like that, im so old, I'm already 15 and played lego star wars full series as a kid on the wii

[@Fidget_exe]

@@narucreed1 ikr lol

[@mightypeanut2180]

I've established that I like hearing Fred saying the word establish.

[@liquid1292]

I have to admit, I listen to it every day in the background, there's something really amazing in the constant talk and noise from moving around, I think it's one of my favorite ASMR videos ever.

[@greenytoaster]

same

[@layerp]

12:54 He even included the interview balancing on a unicycle Awesome

[@andrewp.9541]

He's actually on a boat in rough seas

[@NaiRemlap1]

Aw man Fred comin' in with a classic reference from the old ASMR days! This was fantastic as always and seeing the notification definitely gave me a laugh.

[@zzuklaa5699]

People who get this title are amazing people

[@calinguga]

are they really?

[@ruairiodonohoe2533]

People who don't get the reference:I don't need sleep I need answers

[@Real_gandalf]

Is it a navy colored shirt or a navy military branch suit?

[@paulie3236]

@@Real_gandalf it’s a navy suit for war

[@maximilianorobles8764]

So I'm kinda new in the ASMR community and I wasn't understanding at all the reference of the "Navi suit". So I watched the video and after that I came back to finish watching this madlad and I didn't know if I wanted to enjoy and relax or laugh my arse out at the absurdity and attention to detal. Great job Asmr Thor. Outstanding performance

[@Friedtoenails]

I love the way he is fumbling with the tape measure

[@gluggerstein]

“Who am I Gamling.” “You are our king, sire.” “And do you trust your king? “Your men, my lord, will follow you to whatever end.”

[@joseluistu1]

wao that's something great

[@jaimemontejano8201]

To whatever end....where is the Horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains,like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West. Behind the hills, into Shadow. How did It come to this?

[@AlabamaMayne]

The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep. One last time.

[@malyck]

Love the fact that he establishes the Unicycle balancing act very precisely

[@Skunkwerx]

12:55 the attention to detail here regarding the exaggerated movement is fucking astounding! Well done sir.

[@lamontmorgan99]

The pinstripe with gold was actually amazing. I’d wear that any day

[@HereThereBeDnD]

I feel like Fred was like, “I wonder how many times I can say ‘establish’ in this video” and then just went for it 😂

[@zlatan_2197]

It's a reference to this legendary video kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGXPZZ6eeLqhf68

[@slim..reaper]

He basing this off a real life video, look it up

[@MindOfSheesh]

It’s crazy Fred actually went bald for a video, amazing dedication.

[@chrisyk6410]

It's a bald cap lol

[@shahzid9648]

It's a cap 😹

[@Kampos94]

​@@chrisyk6410 You really dont get sarcasm do you?

[@Kampos94]

@@shahzid9648 You really dont get sarcasm do you?

[@aljan6]

Its amazing how fast he can ungrow and regrow his hair

[@failed_son4957]

This video is relaxingly chaotic

[@bobbobley2712]

I'm amazed how Fred and his team can do this many asmr roleplays and sounds in every video it's Establishing my favorite ASMR

[@Mrgroot-wb1ze]

Dude the start made me think I was dreaming because of how tingly it was! Good job keep it up man

[@adamjohansson2814]

You are the only person that would be able to sell a suit without the customer actually seing the suit they’re buying

[@NG-uu6qb]

This is pure serotonin

[@nottodayimsleeping]

ASMR lore. Everything is done to perfection.

[@aveuch]

You totally nailed the balancing on a unicycle composure.

[@narelleworks8448]

Loving the suave look Fred. The suit compliments the hair do. A giggle and a snooze were firmly established. You’ve made my day and night. 😘

[@LittleRedRidingHoo]

came for the classic unintentional ASMR stayed for the ESTABLISH

[@askeladdluciusartoriuscast2074]

This guy went from Thor to Triple H pretty fast😂

[@Travers95]

He had us all duped by the thumbnail 😂

[@celthyan-music1118]

So this is technically Fred's Bald ASMR :D I love how he puts so much effort in his videos!

[@itsdangical571]

Best ASMR Video i have ever seen in my life . WOW

[@craignicholas4167]

I never knew how hard a video could establish the realisation that I love establishment. Hence forth whenever anything in life is established I’ll always see Fred fluxing about a three piece established in a skin coloured swimming cap ❤️

[@furno_9]

Love the baldcap. Its perfect and inperfect. So thats perfection

[@michellemybelle8773]

Fred, I truly enjoyed listening to your dulcet tones as usual... But I'm afraid I couldn't take my eyes off the bald cap side burns lolol... So I think this is definitely one for headphones only... 🎧

[@user-bt1py4zd9y]

I would never have thought that Jiri Prochazka establishing me a navy suit for war would be so relaxing

[@daviddykema209]

I love how that navy suit for war became a ASMR inside joke for all

[@layned2445]

What is the joke about I keep seeing stuff and I. Don’t understand😂

[@peterphooko1441]

​@@layned2445 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGXPZZ6eeLqhf68 here is the reference

[@daviddykema209]

@@layned2445 look up tm lewin suit fitting, bald guy having a pretend fitting

[@redpumpkin7544]

Press F for Fred’s hair (looks amazing tho)

[@lex338.]

I really thought he was bold

[@redpumpkin7544]

@@lex338. yeah he tricked us with the thumbnail:)

[@big_migas]

F

[@solidfeline9093]

@@lex338. he is very bold

[@matthewjames2846]

@@solidfeline9093 fortune favours the bold

[@deadheaddave9657]

can we appreciate that he shaved his head for us, top tier asmr

[@alimoataz5226]

He didnt shave it he put a mask on his head

[@deadheaddave9657]

@@alimoataz5226 i know, i was being sarcastic

[@almostkentish3042]

I love the little half-salute gesture at the end. That kind of little detail always gets me.

[@Mark-pp7jy]

I enjoy the little mannerisms, especially the slight bending forward as he explains the complexities of a Navy suit! 🙂

[@joey8491]

That mini heart attack between seeing the thumbnail and realizing it's a bald cap lol

[@oxii-chan]

The barber when shaving Fred: "Damn, i messed up. We gotta go bald"

[@soggywafflebread6262]

“The thumbnail had us in the first half.” “Not gonna lie.”

[@GamerRedRaven]

oh man i have been watching the original for years and just found this and its hilarious but a genuinely relaxing video

[@jcz963]

When he said “of course” it reminded me soooo much of Thor in the endgame when arguing about who’s the captain, “of course you are, of course.”

[@alessandroscarrone]

I feel ready to go to war. But first, a quick nap. Thank you, Triple H

[@ruairiodonohoe2533]

Forty winks before war then

[@kevinkorikirumiche2188]

Triple h asmr

[@gamechanger4241]

Fred please do more role plays, they make me so relaxed and the way you speak its so relaxing

[@chrizzle7768]

Reminds me a little bit on Dimitris "That Shirt Sound".....that was awesome that Days. This Video is just perfection! You did an absolut awesome Job with everything! Thank you

[@kxmode]

The Mark of an established professional

[@Obsrv-r]

Fred’s out here playing 4d chess on the unintentional asmr scene. 👏👏👏

[@alexsanders873]

Can't forget how Fred flawlessly ties that tie

[@cpearso23]

The awkward suit tailor. Your acting is impeccable. All while maintaining asmr, very impressive.

[@khrohana1661]

He still looks like Chris Hemsworth with a bald cap, so it really isn’t just the hair.

[@kxmode]

7:25 That's very smart! I wouldn't mind owning a suit and a tie like that.

[@LevyaFox]

Fred just taught me something no one in my family ever has. I now know how to tie a tie!

[@captaincrunch784]

AMR comedy cross-over hour has begun! How have I never seen this before?

[@bdeshiguy]

The colour of the cap matches perfectly with his skin.

[@AlexSFM]

Almost, his sides and back does no fit at all but the front just looks so real

[@theterriblegamer6894]

Itd be funny if it didnt

[@Milk_truck_man_]

I CRACKED IT! REG stands for Rude English Gentleman, but only when he's got long hair, when he's bald REG stands for REPETITIVE English Gentleman!

[@bootermctooter4619]

Haven’t we all noticed how nice Fred’s suit is

[@a1steaksauce339]

This is by far one of the best asmr videos I've ever seen, I can't stop watching it, I've watched it at least 2 times a day (relaxing myself and then going to sleep) for the last, like, 3 days

[@darrianweathington1923]

"The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavors, to crush utterly his achievements and remove from all record his every trace of existence. From that defeat no enemy can ever recover. That is the meaning of victory."- Lord commander solar macharius

[@blimboriumlp8599]

But you need to look good at it though

[@a43sii41]

I freaking love this i couldnt even go to sleep cause i couldnt stop laughing and getting tingles at the same time your the best fred!

[@ddnn32325]

😂

[@xxmastersleeperxx4765]

This is why I love fred he can come up with so many things and turn it to a asmr I love it

[@miatafan]

The poor fitting bald cap is really funny to me, like the reverse of what you normally see where a salesman has a poor fitting hair piece 😂

[@Kriemhild72]

Me : Mom can we have Fredsvoice Asmr at home? Mom : Sure Fredsvoice Asmr at home :

[@jackswearingen1831]

Plot twist: he was bald all along and just wears really realistic wigs

[@asmrsloth]

These Measurement Asmr Videos always slim me down so much🤩

[@oliverkey1435]

Oh yes, I saw the original “navy suit for war”. A true master piece.

[@xornanbu]

I love how he says “establish” to really take the role 😂

[@Sarcastican_]

Take a shot every time Fred says "established".

[@lukefeddersohn9270]

*blacked-out at 4:00

[@daklol6656]

My liver appears to have turned itself into chernobyl 2.0

[@atlasguns8847]

YES! Fred you are a god. I love this video and I can't express how grateful I am that you parodied it

[@dylanmohler21]

Fred is my favorite asmr KZbinr because he is not always like "hello hello hello hello hello hello" he makes them interesting.

[@sinksunk1133]

When the establishment establishes you with an established navy suit in said establishment for an established war so you can feel fully established in the established battlefield 😳😳😳

[@Fuck5ivePo1nt]

My god is that bald fred We need more of this😂

[@thomasleedunkley4792]

his wearing hair mask.

[@Orcinus24x5]

Take a drink every time he says "establish"! XD

[@franciscoaldeao]

love the crispyness of the voice

[@aveuch]

12:07 I was really hoping for a loopadaback. 🥀

[@AussieTVMusic]

The customer actually said "I want a Navy suit for work" The Kevlar suit was no good.

[@oj92]

Came here to learn how to tie a tie. Apparently a lot of you came for this reason aswell. Love it.

[@unclebimgoldfinch5134]

Hands down the best cosplay I’ve ever seen bless

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

The lining? *Tactical.*

[@ShaunTheCHB]

Charging across the fields towards the enemy in my magnificent blazer.

[@zachouellette1289]

*trekking across the prairie towards thy enemy in my smashing blazer eye blimey mate*

[@asmrpeaches1]

👌nice suits 😲 but you smash me with your new hair😁👍

[@dead-pool44]

Bald fred looking like a whole new person