ASMR Eye Exam…but Everything is Wrong…Literally! (roleplay)

[@SRPASMR]

Timestamps: 0:00 Reviewing past notes 1:00 D vision (Sheridan Gardiner) 2:50 N vision 4:50 Pupils with light 5:47 Red dot peripheral vision 7:33 Colour vision Ishihara 9:45 Ophthalmoscopy 14:00 Anaesthetic drops instillation 14:48 Perkins tonometry (eye pressures) 16:50 With or without the lens 19:43 Glare test 21:11 Dilation drops instillation

[@stankyt5882]

woo

[@asmresonance6072]

thank you doc

[@immulmiobrattorium3773]

I like this overview, but it has no use when you watch the full video 😅 The video was great btw 🔝

[@SRPASMR]

@@immulmiobrattorium3773 appreciate it.

[@SkyLine-ty8sr]

If there’s one thing that I know you can’t describe a colour without referencing it to something

[@mariacdanila]

Dr: hey, everything about you is wrong Me, who has done thousand of eye tests and there is never anything wrong: FINALLY

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@dragonjo7550]

honestly it really bugs me that all these "medical" asmr tests never have anything wrong. like seriously, give me seasonal allergies, a worrying mole, 21/17 vision, a slight hearing impairment in the right ear, and for god's sake, stop pretending i can smell your scented bottles. people without a sense of smell happen irl, its not like its that hard to have those smelling tests be accurate. i dont have any of these problems, but just one (and the smell impairment. thats necessary) would be great in a video.

[@pogchamp1962]

@@dragonjo7550 i used to have a sense of smell, then my parents got covid, and i lost my sense of smell but i dont have covid. That was 4 months ago

[@jsihavealotofplaylists]

@@dragonjo7550 lol. agree with the smells. I dont care much for what an artist taste, feel, or smells. It's fine if they say "imagine x" but "can you feel my hand on your pinkie toe?" no. I cant.

[@jsihavealotofplaylists]

@@pogchamp1962 is it gone gone or just weakened

[@wojtekpiechaczek2320]

Love the videos showcasing vision defects, I find them very enlightening. How about a video explaining how color blindness and the color vision test work? I've always wondered about which plates correspond to which defects, and how they look like from the perspective of ppl with different types of color vision issues

[@SRPASMR]

It’d be a short video I’m afraid. Glad you enjoy the work.

[@carynaliciagiglio3604]

You have the best ASMR skills, you always get me tingly, unlike any other, I think it's the accent, 👄 sounds, visuals, it's just great. Thank you so much! You replace sleeping pills, for the better!👌👌😘

[@natural_20s]

He has a video for people who see shades of red and a second for shades of green. It’s actually pretty interesting. Still waitin on that shades of blue vid tho @SRP

[@SRPASMR]

@@natural_20s so many ideas, so little time 😫

[@levyata8964]

@@SRPASMR Take your time Doc. Quality over quantity. Your videos are amazing

[@gabes.skyline648]

everybody: the one guy who disliked: tHiS vIdEo hAs tErRibBLe cAmErA qUaLitY

[@SRPASMR]

🤣🤣

[@unchz]

I would actually love a close up mic video from you bc your voice is amazing plssss

[@SRPASMR]

I’ll do it

[@menopausalbarbie7467]

@@SRPASMR I look forward to this Doc 💜💜💜

[@SRPASMR]

@@menopausalbarbie7467 had the thought but yesterday. I’ll address it.

[@menopausalbarbie7467]

@@SRPASMR I just did a little happy dance 😁 thanks Doc 💜💜💜

[@unchz]

@@SRPASMR you're the man

[@natural_20s]

Have you ever read about pre-industrial eye surgeries? They used to treat cataracts by like, cutting out/off the cornea and people wouldn’t have cataracts anymore but also they can’t filter light properly and EVERYTHING’S a starburst

[@josephaniemarcesens9292]

Finally something good about living in 2021. Thanks for the history lesson.

[@bisexualantigone]

oh yikesssss

[@SRPASMR]

I’ve hear that 😬 How medicine and surgery had advanced

[@c.ssturmer6794]

"Everything is wrong" that describes my cooking skills.

[@taleenkassabian1196]

From watching all your videos, I have learnt so much about eye health as well as getting a good dose of relaxation. Thank you thank you thank you.

[@SRPASMR]

Your welcome

[@stevebk02]

So so relaxing and loving the close up attention - thanks

[@SRPASMR]

Thank you 😊

[@sylwiaj.2064]

I've got a baby inside. Evererytime, when i listen to you, hi is kicking and jumping. I know, he cant hear you, but he can fell my emotions, and i think he likes you too (i mean like me) ♡ And i'll say one more time I LOVE YOUR ACCENT!!!!!

[@SRPASMR]

😂👍🏽 heartwarming indeed. Start them off early with the asmr. Thanks and all the best with everything ✌🏽

[@SeNsiTiviTy00]

Baby dady is punching the air right now

[@oldwelshlady6584]

Brummie! Lush accent!!!

[@sannipflasterkasten8865]

I like it when u explain or describe things. Relaxing me the most. Would love to see a hole video where u just do this. Desribing the eye for example and explaing how it works. Greetings from germany

[@SRPASMR]

Greetings. Thank you very much. Maybe check this one out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qoGXf4iVrK6Yic0

[@Vincent_Pilsen]

as always, I LOVE THESE!!! i'm so happy to see how your channel has grow over the months ❤

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks Vincent

[@Burntcaramel120]

Somehow i find it a lot more relaxing when the video is blurry/ or at least not in HD. and this video is the most relaxing asmr I’ve watched in months! and I watch at least 5 everyday before bed. And I love how I can focus purely on the video with this one as it has restricted vision. It helps me to detach myself from all the worries that i carry to bed every night. Thanks and Keep up the good work👍👍👍

[@SRPASMR]

So glad to help you and thanks for watching.

[@XPert9000]

Having had cataracts and having glacomua at least taking away vision this seems pretty accurate good job

[@SRPASMR]

I did try to mimic it as best as possible. Cheers 👍🏽

[@OnlyADeity]

Love these videos. Didn't know I needed a nap at 8pm but here we go 😂

[@SRPASMR]

😁

[@wiichy1]

Nap time at 3:15 pm at PR 😂

[@jup9618]

*laughs in its 3 am for me*

[@sunnyquinn3888]

At 8pm is it a nap or just going to bed early? 🛌 😴🤔

[@DreadlyKnight]

I still can’t tell what’s best; his asmr or how he speaks esp with his accent. His role plays are top tier but his voice literally puts me to sleep

[@SRPASMR]

Nice words. Love it.

[@Tdbam]

I wish my eye exams were this relaxing. My doctor is such a gruff beast of a man... I get so stressed from it.

[@SRPASMR]

😂😂😂 I’m imagining the Gruffalo as an optometrist now.

[@MackieLars]

i'm not a fan of whispering so i appreciate this. your voice and accent sounds really nice.

[@SRPASMR]

Many thanks

[@jaredgraham2995]

This was a very interesting concept that I wasn’t sure would work but I’m glad it has. Thanks again for another great upload!

[@SRPASMR]

👍🏽 no problem.

[@soulevvv327]

I’m so thankful for your videos, you and your videos comfort me in any kind of way. Whenever at night when I can’t sleep or am in humongous stress, I watch one of your videos. And it has great effects on me I will tell you, I calm down. Now it helps too, Monday, I have to put down my dog, he is getting too old and just has so much pain. This is something I really am not looking up to at all, I’ve been crying all day long. But thanks to your videos I managed to get stuff under control, and was able to be calm. Thank you so much for doing this channel, you’re a blessing to KZbin 😉

[@SRPASMR]

Very sorry to hear about the dog. I myself have always grew up with cats and dogs and it’s never easy. I take solace knowing they had a good life.

[@MindsQuietPlace]

Doctor, I think my eyes are broken, or I'm very, very sleepy 😂 Amazing one, SRP!

[@SRPASMR]

This could well be just a sleepy eye 😆👍🏽 Thanks again buddy

[@steamcloudcave5034]

I watch your videos every night and now my night is sorted thanks Steven 🙌😁

[@SRPASMR]

Happy to help 😙

[@vxctorxa2003_]

Just out of curiosity, would someone with a vision like this ever be able to see normally again? Or is it treatable at least?

[@SRPASMR]

Cataract is certainly treatable. Glaucoma damage is permanent, so it’s about halting the progression.

[@vxctorxa2003_]

@@SRPASMR interesting. Ive watched your videos for quite some time now and its really nice to see how professional yoh do your work. Makes me want to get daily eye check ups 😂

[@SRPASMR]

@@vxctorxa2003_ 😂 you get daily asmr versions at least

[@alistersinclair4600]

As far as blurriness goes, our pov here appears to be better than my real eyesight :| rip me I guess

[@SRPASMR]

😂😂

[@AshtonKilgore8237]

is that why your profile picture is so blurry?

[@alistersinclair4600]

@@AshtonKilgore8237 my profile picture is blurry :o

[@AshtonKilgore8237]

@@alistersinclair4600 😂 yes

[@levyata8964]

Wait... How do you know it's better if your vision is bad...

[@asmresonance6072]

I am not sure whether it's possible to be ethereally relaxed and confused at the same time, but again, here I am (great video

[@SRPASMR]

😂👍🏽

[@Iisbaker14]

The fact that I can't focus on the letters is screwing with my eyes lol 😆

[@SRPASMR]

Sorry

[@johnwarren1612]

POV: someone's holding an ASMR video up to your doorbell camera

[@SRPASMR]

I admire their steady hand

[@annakaraivanova6936]

The slightly inaudible whispering in the ophthalmoscope was my favourite. Great video SRP! Such a fun idea too. Xoxo

[@SRPASMR]

Glad you liked. Thanks Anna.

[@jaimiejagger4884]

we gotta get this man to 100k

[@jksngtrs90]

Always love colorblind tests because they’re the only thing from these videos that I can truly follow along with. I only saw numbers in the first 3 or 4 and all the rest were just colored circles to me. Although I like to pretend I can see them because you always say “good” or “excellent” as if I can actually see them 😎

[@SRPASMR]

😊😁 planning on including some more colour tests soon

[@cassandraseymour1153]

i watch this every night to fall asleep, i can never finish the whole video so end up starting where i remember last, i’ve only made it 9 minutes in and i’m on night 3🤣 awesome video man thanks

[@CombatKoke]

I closed my eyes, probably explains the vision problems

[@WayneLeMaster]

Great video but yikes I'm grateful my eye issues aren't anywhere close to this. I know it's just a representation but very informative.

[@SRPASMR]

Cheers bro. It’s great that cataract surgery exists. Glaucoma on the other hand 😞

[@EvaBauder]

SO EXCITED FOR THIS SORRY FOR SHOUTING! THANK YOU!

[@SRPASMR]

👍🏽

[@samanthashaw151]

I like the wide difference between those who liked the video and those who disliked the video

[@SRPASMR]

Yeah it ain’t too bad

[@olxvi464]

Been a lil since I've comment, eh? Well im back! Took a small break from KZbin so wasn't watching any channels. So glad I'm back to watch one of my favourite ones :)

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks and welcome back

[@samanthariddehough3084]

Brilliant as always. Delayed communication as I couldn't make it to the end before falling asleep! You never disappoint!! Happy weekend 🙌

[@SRPASMR]

Better late than never. Just the words I like to hear 😀 Bring on the heatwave! 😅

[@samanthariddehough3084]

@@SRPASMR 🤣 I don't mind a heatwave when I'm on my holidays but it's always a sticky heat in the UK. I mean I'm not complaining..... Well I kinda am but that's a woman's perogative 🤣 anyway a request of more creaky glasses cases more fixation sticks featuring Mrs quack quack and the colourblind number books make a lovely noise when Turning the pages. Sounding really demanding here but I suppose if you don't ask you don't get. And the new Burton lamps creaky handle is brilliant.

[@SRPASMR]

@@samanthariddehough3084 I’ll see what I can do. Mrs Q is in serious demand it seems.

[@RR-bn5wo]

Hey buddy you’re doing amazing work! Wondered if you have any binural plans coming up? Thanks again for your work!

[@SRPASMR]

I need to do more, yes

[@rey_nathanael13]

love the lens test even though i was hoping the vision would improve with lens. but tingles galore tho! 🥰

[@SRPASMR]

Great. Sometimes, irl, lenses don’t help 😬

[@zakmuzeam117]

Everything may be wrong but the Asmr still works

[@SRPASMR]

That’s the main thing

[@hannahcurtis1680]

perfect timing just finished work! cant wait to sleep 🏃‍♀️

[@SRPASMR]

😌

[@gezargezar9256]

Think I requested this before awesome to see it being done keep up the great videos👍

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks and no worries

[@joshuaryan9650]

Love this

[@SRPASMR]

I’m glad 😀

[@0chey]

I love these videos - I'm all about visual triggers and dark videos so these are just so cool. Wonder if you'd ever consider one where bit by bit every problem gets fixed? Similar to those asmr fixing you as robot vids (if that makes sense 😅) but with your style/effects?

[@SRPASMR]

Appreciate it 😀 I’ll have a little think.

[@ehwhynot7631]

I was thinking of a reccomendation for a video like a worst reviewed optician and then that could lead to a worst reviewed Cranial nerve examiner I’d love to see you put your spin on these types of videos :)

[@SRPASMR]

I’m trying a few new things but I’d really have to swallow my pride to do a ‘worst reviewed.’ It’d go against who I am 😆

[@ehwhynot7631]

@@SRPASMR that’s a fair point haha

[@hannahczerny5065]

Hello Dr. SRP! Great to see you again! 😀 - literally: I can´t see much of the other things, but I still recognize you just fine. 🕶 👨‍🦯

[@SRPASMR]

You recognise that I’m fine? 😁👍🏽 thanks 😂

[@fatumcat6964]

I don't know what to say. Perfect as always. I leave the comment just to let you know I'm here every time 🖤

[@SRPASMR]

Super fan 😁😁😁

[@maxoo._]

Another great video from king SPR ! 😋

[@SRPASMR]

🙇‍♂️

[@maxoo._]

@@SRPASMR 🤴

[@fademusic1980]

Best asmrtist in the game

[@SRPASMR]

That’s wicked. Thanks 😊

[@gemmabowden]

Looking forward to part two of this!

[@SRPASMR]

👍🏽 I’ll get to work

[@sophielewin8665]

I’m a training OC so this is super interesting to me!!

[@SRPASMR]

Cool. You’ll have to tell me what an OC is though

[@skychildenlightened5413]

Really enjoyed this video! Hope you are doing well!

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks 😊 Not too bad. Can always be better but certainly enjoying the warm weather we’re getting.

[@menopausalbarbie7467]

Another winner! Thanks Doc 💜💜💜

[@SRPASMR]

I’ll take that. Ty 😁

[@-Kewin-Kalleu-]

This video was very good, you got it right!

[@SRPASMR]

Excellent. Thanks

[@seraphoxillidun3340]

Doc, I decided to come in today because I have the visual field of a fish

[@1111manny]

Best voice for asmr 👍

[@SRPASMR]

🤜🏽🤛🏽

[@sminor666]

Just wonderful as always 👌 thank you

[@SRPASMR]

Always happy to serve 😁✌🏽

[@cypherfunc]

Wow; I thought *my* eyes were bad! Great video SRP. :-)

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks

[@buttercuppyow]

love you srp!!

[@SRPASMR]

Peace ✌🏽

[@bend0ver415]

This is the best can you do more of these ones pls 🤤🤤

[@vicia_vie]

this is wonderful

[@RealAndrewOrtiz]

I love this so much!

[@SRPASMR]

Wicked

[@janders79]

This video has me researching bionic eyes...

[@impulsed3648]

Great vid as usual.

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks

[@Fareon24]

I lost may headphones but it's still so relaxing ❤️

[@SRPASMR]

😁🕺

[@MyLeftTit]

Definitely just what I need right now

[@SRPASMR]

😁 how’s you?

[@MyLeftTit]

@@SRPASMR reading minds lol

[@SRPASMR]

Then you’d be a millionaire 💰

[@MyLeftTit]

@@SRPASMR how did you know lol

[@SRPASMR]

Reading minds 😁

[@masterwizard7796]

nice video, keep up the good work

[@SRPASMR]

Will do. Cheers 👍🏽

[@ASMRinspections]

😴 always love! 😴 -- can you tell if/when your regular real people get ASMR from appointments? I'd never miss an opportunity to be in the chair, the client loyalty from me is 🙌

[@SRPASMR]

I can never tell. I’m pretty sure nobody experiences it.

[@pjp9383]

@@SRPASMR It's the place I've most consistently experienced ASMR in real life, even though I didn't know what it was called at the time. Now, I'm not * your * patient, but I can hardly imagine that no one gets it during your appts.

[@andyhay2438]

Instant Classic! 🙌🏻

[@SRPASMR]

Excellent. Definitely a twist on a common title, I think 🤔

[@andyhay2438]

@@SRPASMR agreed! This would go down for ASMR video of the year award 💪🏻

[@je3894]

Love your vids! Can we know about how you became an optometrist please?!

[@SRPASMR]

Thank you. I’ll see what I can do.

[@emzzzz905]

I was blurred after the 4th!!!!

[@SRPASMR]

😵‍💫

[@phillipgurule9712]

Just subscribed. Are you a real eye doctor or just a knowledgeable role player? 🤔

[@marianajerezemma1762]

What an amazing vid as usual Steven 👏 👏 I have a suggestion video, we had eye/ears surgery and you have to take our bandages off, and check our eyes/ears very close but your whisper is inaudible 😲 🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@SRPASMR]

I have a close up whisper coming tonight all being well

[@marianajerezemma1762]

@@SRPASMR 🤗 🤗

[@CortexPlayz]

im debating whether this guy is actually an optician or not

[@SRPASMR]

I thought it was obvious 🧐

[@hitmanxan9389]

I would kill to have an actual appointment with you. 😂

[@SRPASMR]

😁

[@beckistansfield5548]

POV: eye exam except you ARE the eye

[@SRPASMR]

👍🏽

[@nathanielalexander2755]

Its all your fault that I like going to get eye exams now!! 😅🤣😂you... are... the best...

[@SRPASMR]

😂👍🏽🤜🏽🤛🏽

[@bencap5068]

I thought there was something wrong with me because I couldn't see half of the ishihara test numbers. Then I realized I have my phone on bedtime mode so everything is in black and white...

[@SRPASMR]

Whoops 😂

[@Melmethal]

Title: Eye exam but everything is wrong The thumbnail: eye exam in hell

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@shaemusy2624]

I feel like I'm playing fallout 3 lmao

[@chefmoviestudios4550]

More like new Vegas

[@yessfan]

this hits different in 144p

[@Polydueces]

This is ultra nightmare fuel for me...

[@valeriecraig9178]

Wonderful job with this. Some of my favorite ASMR. Thank you so much 😊

[@SRPASMR]

Not a problem

[@trilliasf]

Oh heavens, how did you get a camera inside my eye :(

[@SRPASMR]

With a hint of magic, a touch of fortitude and a sprinkle of know how

[@srabonhasan3467]

Even i who needs binocular to watch something feeling sorry for this patient!! 😔😖

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@Red_Psycho]

17:00 Teleportation ! xD

[@SRPASMR]

👍🏽

[@itslegiTim]

I guess, if your Vision is like this, you're technically considered blind.

[@gachafilmworks4286]

My vision worsens by the second. Let my eyes die, SRP. They serve no more purpose.

[@SRPASMR]

Never, I will always try and help eyes. It’s in my blood now.

[@anegg1962]

As someone with very bad eyesight, this is giving me war flashbacks

[@SRPASMR]

Oh

[@Linda-yp3zj]

Thank you, I see you have finally succumbed

[@SRPASMR]

Just took some careful consideration

[@ToxikDnB544]

Quick question, just out of interest, have you ever seen anything this bizarrely severe in real life? Not naming names of course, just a general question :)

[@SRPASMR]

At some point an optometrist will see something serious. I’ve seen quite a bit.

[@ToxikDnB544]

@@SRPASMR That is true, i suppose you’re bound to come across something this severe if you deal with enough cases. Thank you for replying!

[@endeavour6009]

This isn't my tired eyes blurriness is it? Oh my gosh it isn't

[@11---------]

if you used some magic method to instantly heal and clear the vision completely at the end that would have been ultimate satisfaction going from blurry to clear hahahahaha

[@SRPASMR]

😂 maybe, but optometrists go on science, not magic. Your referral came through btw kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHXZlWeahryFfrc

[@11---------]

@@SRPASMR oh wow, thank you very much! hahahahahah

[@SRPASMR]

@@11--------- 😁👍🏽🤓

[@spacey4940]

Something feels off. Can't quite place it. ;-;

[@SRPASMR]

Granite would be able to place it! Come on cobblestone

[@spacey4940]

@@SRPASMR Granite is most commonly found in the ground beneath Stone level. Stone (basically a refined version of me) can generate above-ground in the form of hills or mountains. Granite, although having great personality and avid social life, should have generally poorer sight than me because of his general lack of exposure to visible light. Okay-looking block, unfortunate generation.

[@SRPASMR]

@@spacey4940 😂

[@choosnau]

I love your voice 😍 very clockwork orange

[@SRPASMR]

😂👍🏽

[@karmasabitch69]

How did you do it 😀

[@SRPASMR]

😉

[@DopeyDuke]

have any of your actual patients recognized you from KZbin

[@SRPASMR]

Not that I know

[@tiaan8551]

Lol imagine having constant tunnel vision

[@SRPASMR]

Indeed

[@okko2375]

Very nice, keep it up ;)

[@SRPASMR]

Absolutely! 😁👍🏽

[@iGuysCOMEDY]

Like.... EVERYTHING?