[ASMR] 💈 Fastest Haircut, Eye Examination & Personality Test

[@Matty9003]

Just imagine we're all lucky enough to be alive at the same time as Fred. We've got him here allowing us to get a better night's sleep. People after us will not have Fred. I feel sad for them, but happy for us.

[@admiralateran2135]

Class today we are going to watch some historical documents about how people used to get haircuts, eye examinations and device cleaning. And as you can tell the world was so calming back in those days!

[@badmananbd]

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[@9juicy9jackson97]

I think that these videos Will be forever on KZbin in legacy of mister Fred🧑‍💼

[@Bthakilla4rilla]

Earth is going to be hit by a giant asteroid and we're all going to die

[@deepthe2972]

@@Bthakilla4rillaWe’ll be dead long before that.

[@microwaveface6729]

I remember how my eye doctor spoke extremely fast. It was hard to understand what he was saying, but he was quiet and it gave me the same effect as ASMR. It also helped that his room was all warm colors, a lot of brown and dark orange. The lights were also yellow, I love yellow lights.

[@SubroOrbus]

Respect!

[@dime7267]

I love how the eye exam segment, speedy here is so confident and also can't be bothered with standard procedure and just blitzes by. The light being out for checking the eyes was just the cherry on top. Great job Fred, this was hella entertaining.

[@lilyalexander963]

A visit from Dr. Lightspeed, Obi-wan, AND the tingle dealer, all in a week!? Christmas has come early! Thank you Fred, keep up the great work ❤

[@Aguy645]

keep the tingle dealer out of this

[@whyb5060]

his voice is so comfy got me smiling the whole video ♡

[@officeasmr365]

The goat!!! I remember the first time i discovered ASMR back in 2019. You were the only person for so long that could give me mad tingles. if I'm honest you're the one who inspired me to make my own ASMR channel. Thanks for inspiring me bro. Also, for all the tingles u be providing to the people!!

[@wantimw]

​@@blastard8980 there is a reason the word "rediscover" exists

[@juyri5836]

You’ve been doing ASMR for 10 years, you’ve come this far, making better content, almost always new ideas for videos! You have improved my sleep, I fall asleep faster than before, thank you 😊

[@MoonberryJam93]

Those ballpoint pen writing sounds around 29:00 are absolutely perfect

[@vitqul]

agreed

[@LindseyWisman]

I normally lean toward female ASMRtists, but you my friend are a magician with the audio. The back and forth noises from ear to ear and the quickness and the regular voice mixed with the whispers. My tingles were so strong I felt like I was going to have a freaking seizure HAHA! Phenomenal.

[@extra-terra-strial-bv9pv]

Ikr same, dido asmr is great as well

[@vitqul]

you should check out phantasm asmr

[@ehwhynot7631]

​@@vitqulnah he fell off

[@vitqul]

@@ehwhynot7631 so did this guy

[@letecitoster3469]

​@@vitqulnah Fred didn't "fell off"

[@MayHugger]

Ah, perfect timing. I was just needing a haircut, eye examination and personality test. All fairly close together, of course.

[@nataliefaust7959]

Right? There's a serious lack of such clinics. Fred filling the market.

[@8BitGhost]

​@nataliefaust7959 He's truly the most efficient person for it aswell. Couldn't be more perfect

[@Sandra-RC9Gx7]

Fred is bringing relaxation during our session. Scratching the mics is really good. The chair cloth fluttering. The eye exam brings the pen light clicky party.🔦 'Up in space then back down in your face' that cracked me up.😄 Keyboard tapping and speeding past the eye chart. Zooming now into a personality test with my therapist. Yes, Fred is my hero. These are very thoughtful questions your asking. People having good intentions. Whaat?!😂 Can you repeat that one more time? Excellent work Fred. Thanks for being here.🧡🧡 Take care.

[@Matty9003]

Fred we need a full video of this sort of thing from 7:40 to 8:03. Absolutely epic tingles

[@bornlegend7637]

What a relief an absolute stress buster fred keep on rocking buddy wish you the best

[@AzureOfficial_21]

man ur literally chris Hemsworth but the only difference is that he makes movies while u make asmr 😂😂❤❤❤

[@patdry]

“it doesn’t work, and there’s no battery in there… so it’s going to be even more unobtrusive” made me bust out laughing. You’re hilarious, Fred 😂 another 10/10

[@OfficialAlfiethegamer]

I already know how many takes Fred had to do to be able to recite all 38 minutes worth of lines 😂

[@8BitGhost]

A small price to pay for pure SPEED

[@midnitegamez512]

He probably writes down footnotes then improvises for the most part

[@gfdia35]

I've been wondering how he's been able to keep making so much with babies in the house 😅

[@Miaeka]

​@@midnitegamez512That's what I thought too lmao. It'd be way more tedious to recite a script

[@iamkyleclimer]

How many takes?

[@deterdmn5568]

the most comfort asmrtist I've seen for sure

[@mxgrl13]

I love the quick mix of role-plays, I hope to see many more of these! Thank you for the great work!

[@Herrerasaurusrx]

I watch a fair bit of ASMR and love all your videos, but I just keep coming back to this one. Favorite ASMR vid I've seen in recent memory. Keep up the great work!

[@BodybuildingEmpir3]

Best community! Hope everyone is relaxed :D

[@Miaeka]

Your videos are always appreciated, Fred!

[@LoveDancingLoveSinging]

You are in ASMR and I am more in singing mantras and heartsongs! ❤️ It's nice that we all found our own ways to relax! 😊

[@belowsubparcontent]

Perfect timing! Outstanding as always Fred!

[@guardian4322]

when are we getting a face reveal

[@XAspectRatioX]

This is my new favorite Fredsvoice Video

[@EnglishTeaASMR]

I could watch a whole video / compilation of gowns being fluffed and fitted 😊

[@archaontheeverchosen7980]

I love it when fred goes fast. aka Fast Freddy

[@jasongordon1968]

I have really bad insomnia to the point that I will stay awake for 2-3 days sometimes and Fred has come as close as possible to curing it

[@jinjinkooo]

It's all very relaxing, good video Fred! I hope you do well and continue creating great content. 🫶🏻

[@haraya_manawari]

in a perfect world every service is not only this fast and proficient but also comes with a side helping of ASMR

[@drummerr08]

GOAT asmrtist, thank you Fred ❤

[@Circean161]

Thank you for this amazing video! I am starting a new job super early tomorrow and really needed a good night's sleep 💜

[@shouvikdey8701]

Literally just decided to take a nap and a second later Fred uploads. A surprise for sure but a welcome one.

[@KatzWorldOfficial]

I always love the cape sounds 😩😍 they’re amazing

[@ilovebook95]

love the personality test part. He really is a good writer

[@jesusleadme3281]

Nice work for the haircut

[@alfonsinadiazgalli8784]

Waww muy buen asmr!!!! Me voló la cabeza la verdad!!!! Espectacular!!! Mis respetos hacia ti y a tu trabajo asombroso en cada video!!!! Me encantó!!!!💯🇺🇾🤗👏

[@Obsrv-r]

Three S-tier RPs in one video, hail to the king 👑

[@avalargo2194]

Listening to it on repeat while working since 2 days 😆😆

[@snowyowl312]

Thank you for tingles, Mr Fred 💤

[@Cains_stuff]

This man can make people swap sexualities in a single video. Anyway this man is amazing at the craft and is just the best.

[@autumnshoars1933]

When you are messing with the barbar gown, I was like, "Whoa, this is some magician-type stuff right there." I would be very curious to see an ASMR Magicain's Performance, maybe similar in presentation to the Symphony video? (Which is one of my absolute favorites!)

[@AwokenGhost]

I am always so excited to see a new post from my favorite Jedi master. You’re the only asmrist I can fall asleep to currently and that is not a joke😂

[@knightgale2120]

Does fred use a blue screen? Was funny to see invis gloves.

[@luminthant6506]

I just want to say Thank you so much for my nights Fred..really thank you

[@mdpro19]

That's what I'm talking about ❤️

[@Electro-tw9um]

The perfect ASMR trifecta! 3 for the price of 1, we don't deserve such an excellent ASMR video.

[@LisasASMR]

29:57 😂😂 how could you stay serious. 😂😂😂😂

[@joe.dot.]

These speedy vids make me laugh so much I can’t fall asleep lol. But laughter is relaxing so there’s that

[@Bruno-ASMR-detente]

excellent Fred, c'est incroyable🤩👍

[@PrinceByrin]

How many times have you watched this? Me: Yes

[@pedrom1619]

More of these fast with several RP type videos!

[@leader8777]

*Covers one of the letters by accident* "D, I notice you're telepathic there, exellent!" "There is gonna be a very unintrusive light. It actually doesn't work because there is no battery so it's even more unintrusive" This man doesn't care and I love it

[@park14tv]

Amazing! The light clicks were shockingly tingly. Would you ever do a golf or fishing role play ?!

[@SirMcRami]

Hello, I would like to make an appointment for Wednesday.. during the haircut I will be happy to watch another episode of Ahsoka with you.. just please don't cut off my ear.😂❤

[@abel1685]

Your uploads make my day Fred

[@lifedeather]

28:09 lmao 🤣

[@Maiquior83]

I would love a Dr. Strange roleplay

[@arikthompson5495]

Cool ASMR video. Thanks, Ed!

[@tkost1004]

Mr. Fred, you're the best asmr artis. Thank you

[@محمدالعمري-ض6ن]

When i have been childhood , i have been thinking about strange somthing smiler ASmr someone performs some those works to get relaxed but when i get phone this became true many people performs that ASMR😂😂😂

[@matheusagas6613]

Send +50 of these. It was very good

[@brandonswhispers]

So much content! Thank you!!

[@danisaguilera]

I love your kind of humor, I lmaod at the avada kedavra "comment".

[@80hdasmr]

"Ah, and I notice you're telepathic as well, excellent" had me on the floor 😂

[@Zniszczu4130]

The most vivid memory for when i was a child was watching my parents have a car crash (they're fine thankfully) form the passanger seat of a different car. The "that was a very happy moment there for you, wasn't it?" follow-up made me laugh so hard man :D

[@CapNallim]

i think something funny when i was watching this video, Fred remind me that cartoon of Bugs Bunny when the rabbit disguise many times to perform a lot of different specialists in the same episode.

[@DHU11]

Your unerring dedication to your channel is really so awesome. You have been consistent with creative, new, frequent uploads for a decade, and you show no signs of slowing? So many ASMR channels have come and gone; so many ASMR trends have been a flash in the pan… yet you are still here and thriving. You deserve all your success and more. Thanks for all the videos.

[@stephendavelia4869]

Wow so many Freds 😊❤

[@lurshaisuting8445]

Wow I love this kind of asmr video very very much please do like this video all the time😂

[@attenbro4341]

So nice video! I can focus on my studying well! thanks

[@britishninja]

Personality test was ace would love to see another

[@Yanchea]

This is crazy i jad so many tingles i was like zonked out 😆😆

[@ActiveTouch7]

Fred the man

[@LochNessie1122]

It would be cool if you uploaded a video of all your bloopers I think they’d be really funny to see!

[@artgirl96]

Great asmr fred 🥰

[@nakor_6202]

Incredible video today.

[@killianmccartney5842]

Thank you Fred

[@ReallyMuerto]

dude i love your videos

[@kealanmccrarren8161]

The personality test hit real hard

[@Rhi.katsuki]

15:04 "i have to go to work" LMAO

[@rezaar2804]

So now mr.nicest have mr.lightspeed skill, verry nice

[@brandonwhite1786]

Wait... did the Rude English Gentleman's barber shop assistant get his own shop? That's great, I love that for him 😂

[@rikuaotsuki6353]

This might be really weird but it just stuck me that ASMRtists could probably call around and find salons willing to save cut hair over a certain length to be used for cutting sounds in ASMR. I find it hard to ask people use wigs for that purpose--real hair ones are expensive and the less plastic filament floating around the better--but there's definitely a length where hair's long enough to be used for that but not long enough to be donated. Hell, you might even be able to contact charities that receive hair donations; I know a ton of the hair that gets donated isn't actually high enough quality to be made into wigs and gets trashed...

[@jonhyz29]

Types of comments mostly in this channel: - "amazing video i love the fasts asmr, hope you fall asleep too, people are amazing". - "prhases of stars wars." -" thor seems like diferent today" ( or some about thor.) - "i understand the reference" -first.

[@底能该]

喜欢这个系列希望继续更新

[@noahjordan2243]

The swishes ahhhh my mortal enemy

[@annsh.6487]

"all looking good" my ears have melted off my body and are now in a puddle on the floor

[@desmondchan1651]

Your performance is great for my research. Would i put my survey about asmr in your channel. I am from nordic country.

[@mariorojas6205]

i feel like fred can do a really good thor cosplay

[@JB-ASMR]

Love it ✨

[@Vesuviusisking]

I love your beard ☺️

[@Secarious]

What's that tiny cut off jumpscare noise at the end of the video? XD

[@killianmccartney5842]

My ADHD is very happy with this video

[@michealbounds550]

Oh! Ethereal gloves

[@KhalilahCDann]

Good show!

[@andridanuartha]

Thank fred🎉

[@RealNomadicus]

Video idea: REG luxury car sales manager won't let you see or do asmr on a Bentley (referencing jetcarru)

[@irishdude1988]

Awesome

[@chumi269]

ethereal gloves