ASMR for people with LITERALLY 0 attention span...

[@HungryPanda999]

Should I attempt to do the timestamps? (You're welcome herobrine) 0:01 - Intro 1:06 - Purple tube 1:07 - Dice 1:10 - Bottle o’ Orbeez 1:13 - Brush 1:16 - Mouth sounds 1:19 - Whiteboard eraser 1:24 - Glass o’ Water 1:31 - Sparkly bean bags 1:40 - Finger brush 1:43 - Slugs 1:45 - Tiny cups 1:50 - Purple tube again 1:51 - Pink ball 1:53 - Fish bowl 2:00 - Gloves 2:03 - Fish 2:09 - Light book 2:14 - More mouth sounds 2:18 - Mic cover 2:22 - Fluffy mic cover 2:29 - Hypnotism or something 2:33 - Purple tube again squared 2:35 - Mouth sounds 2:38 - Tiny brushes 2:40 - Bean bags 2:43 - Fluffy Gloves 2:46 - Activation of *t i n g l e s* 2:47 - Pink ball 2:51 - Dice 2:53 - Crazy mic afro 2:55 - Oven mittens 2:58 - Little flashlight 3:01 - Bottle o’ Orbeez 3:10 - Close brush 3:12 - Whiteboard eraser 3:13 - Reminder to sleep (thank you Dong) 3:15 - Fluffy Gloves 3:24 - Cute little drum 3:27 - Eggs 3:30 - Pen 3:32 - Wooden brushes 3:36 - Abacus 3:53 - Mic cover 4:02 - Some sort of sponges 4:11 - Red cups 4:15 - Gloves 4:20 - Brush 4:22 - Shiny bean bags 4:25 - Purple gloves 4:30 - Rainbow slugs 4:32 - Light book 4:36 - Material circles 5:03 - Gloves 5:07 - Liquid wands or smth 5:11 - Finger brushes 5:14 - Fluffy Gloves 5:18 - Fluffy mic 5:21 - Haircut 5:32 - Shaving the mic??? 5:34 - Fish bowl 5:47 - Gloves 5:50 - Mouth sounds 5:53 - Something 5:57 - Pink ball 6:02 - Light book 6:07 - Brushes 6:15 - Mic cover 6:18 - Spikey Roller 6:25 - Big red cups 6:32 - Spoons 6:34 - Brush 6:41 - Material Board 6:47 - Whiteboard erasers 6:53 - Wooden Brushes 6:59 - Purple Gloves 7:05 - Those liquid container things again 7:18 - Squishy bears 7:24 - Wood Tapping 7:31 - Cyan Gloves 7:42 - Wooden massage rollers 7:44 - Scissors & Razor 7:56 - Purple Tube again squared x2 8:02 - Those sponge things again 8:07 - Spoons 8:12 - Dice 8:17 - Wood Tapping 8:21 - Gloves 8:27 - Small red cups 8:30 - Fluffy Gloves 8:36 - Brush 8:47 - Overlaying mic sounds 8:55 - Fluffy mic & Scissors 9:05 - Fluffy mic 9:11 - Hour Glasses 9:23 - Finger gloves 9:37 - Tiny red cups 9:43 - Gloves 9:54 - Glass o' Water 10:06 - Fish 10:14 - Tiny pillow 10:22 - Brush 10:24 - Pink Ball 10:33 - Tiny Brushes 10:40 - Bean bags 10:46 - Mic cover 10:50 - Whispering 10:56 - Ball O' Orbeez 11:03 - Tapping 11:14 - Small Jug o' Water 11:24 - Tiny clear cups 11:34 - Purple gloves 11:47 - Whispering 11:58 - Hand sounds 12:01 - Whiteboard erasers 12:05 - Table tennis racket 12:12 - Brushes 12:19 - Tapping 12:26 - Squeeze bottle 12:40 - Silver balls 12:54 - Can tapping 13:08 - Tiny hands 13:22 - Tapping 13:27 - Scratching & Tapping 13:41 - Tiny brush 13:50 - Purple sponge 14:06 - Brush stack 14:22 - Squeeze bottle 14:39 - Overlaying mouth sounds 14:51 - Stress ball 15:08 - Foam cylinder 15:15 - Shaving the mic again 15:43 - Finger brushes 15:59 - Rubber gloves 16:05 - Vacuum cleaner? 16:23 - Liquid wands 16:35 - Tiny hands 16:44 - Yellow sponge 16:51 - Mic cloth 17:03 - Glass bowl 17:07 - Mic scratching 17:14 - Long nails 17:17 - New crazy mic afro 17:21 - Clear bag 17:25 - Phone tapping 17:29 - Wallet tapping 17:33 - Water Bottle tapping 17:38 - Hot water bottle 17:42 - Mic foam 17:46 - Glass bottle 17:51 - Mic Tapping 17:57 - Yellow Orbeez ball 17:59 - Tapping 18:06 - Bubble wrap 18:10 - Purse tapping 18:14 - Clear plastic gloves 18:17 - Toilet roll cardboard 18:22 - Wooden bowl 18:30 - Brush & shaving cream 18:31 - Medical Gloves 18:35 - Vacuum cleaner 18:40 - Water things 18:43 - Packaging foam 18:46 - Hand sounds 18:49 - Wallet tapping 18:52 - Water bottle 18:55 - Brushes 19:00 - Bubble wrap 19:03 - Clear plastic gloves 19:05 - Wooden Bowl 19:11 - Toilet roll coardboard 19:18 - Brushes 19:24 - Purple Gloves 19:28 - Liquid wands 19:31 - Whiteboard erasers 19:37 - Mouth sounds 19:39 - Squishy bears 19:42 - Cyan gloves 19:45 - Wooden massage rollers 19:48 - Pink ball 19:55 - Purple tube again squared x2 + 2 19:59 - Fluffy gloves *FINALLY DONE!* Time taken: *>2 hrs* Goodnight Everyone

[@ryuzga]

YYEEEEYYY

[@G_Microphone]

wheres herobrine?

[@HungryPanda999]

@@G_Microphoneidk that’s why I’m doing his job for him

[@ElAesh]

U wasted an hour of your life 👍

[@HungryPanda999]

@@ElAeshI’m still going

[@hahahhahaahahahahh]

The moment when Dong stopped doing the faster triggers and made the whole video quieter showed how he loves people who watch his videos trying not to wake up ones already asleep. One legend of an ASMRtist ❤

[@sableveil]

🌟⭐*Epic Timestamps* ⭐🌟 1:05: Purple Tube 1:08: Dice 1:10: Orbeez Bottle 1:12: Brush 1:16: Mouth noises 1:19: Whiteboard erasers 1:24: Water Jar 1:31: Crinkly sponges 1:39: Finger brushes 1:43: Big slugs 1:45: Mini red cups 1:49: Purple Tube (2) 1:51: Pink ball 1:53: Fish bowl 2:00: Gloves 2:03: *FISH* 2:09: Lightbook 2:14: Mouth sounds w/ visual trigger 2:18: Mic cover 2:22: Fluffy mic 2:27: *MAGIC* 2:33: Purple tube (3) 2:35: Mouth sounds 2:38: Mini brushes 2:40: Crinkly sponges 2:44: Hand mops Why am I timestamping these? The gaps are so short, there is no point. 2:46: Pink ball 2:51: Dice 2:53: Carrot pumpkin thingy 2:55: Hand mops 2:58: *LIGHT* 3:01: Orbeez in a jar 3:06: 3 material board 3:10: Brushes 3:12: Whiteboard eraser 3:13: *SLEEP* 3:15: Hand mops again 3:34: mini drum :) 3:27: Eggsack 3:30: Pen 3:31: Wooden brush 3:36: I forgor what this thingy is I'm experiencing a weird bug rn. yt literally won't let me continue for some reason. every time i save the comment, it doesn't show up. not on my phone, nor on my computer. This is where it'll stay for now.

[@demations5177]

You’re making time stamps before Herobrine is here, a valiant effort. Also here before you’re done!

[@sableveil]

@@demations5177 my hands are in pain 👍

[@BeatDr0p_Beats]

​@@sableveilI think herobrine gave up with all the triggers but I could be wrong.

[@demations5177]

@CuldiiFell I bet. I believe in you though!

[@darinelsebastianfrancisco3833]

​@BeatDr0p_Beats I have faith that Herobrine didn't give up cuz this wasn't the first time he's done this

[@Bthakilla4rilla]

My god I love these rapid-fire trigger compilations. It takes a lot to put them together but the result amazing. So many tingles.

[@Dunswap]

🧌

[@GamingPianist69]

Out of all asmrtists i know, hes got the best mouthsounds in asmr history

[@Eathen_400r]

His mouth be sounding frl ong

[@simontmiller]

You know you're gonna be sleeping good tonight when you see the Dong upload pop up

[@UnFunnyYT]

Ye

[@Dunswap]

🧌

[@dookiASMRR]

​@@skreedasmsgotta be a member

[@pakufrogman7334]

as someone with actual diagnosed adhd, i can confirm this helped me sleep better than the other vids

[@Raven-c3s]

Day 87 of asking Dong to make a video of his entire sponge collection.

[@N0TLater]

the worst feeling ever: a trigger you like starts and then almost immediately ends

[@MalayEditsOfficial]

where’s herobrine ehh??

[@UnFunnyYT]

Yeah

[@Hamza-ASMR]

Bludthinks he spawns in negative 5secs😊

[@Zafeiropoulossss]

Get a life kiddo

[@demations5177]

Herbobrine forgot to teleport to the comments section of the new Dong video lmao

[@AR0N1ED1TZ]

He ain't here

[@Sus_cherry]

Dong: This vid is for ppl with 0 attention span Me with literally no attention span at all: OOOOOOOOO *clicks* The intro: 😀

[@Aleksandr_Skrjabin]

*"Looks like the only person having to show up first with his list is late today.."*

[@Tsh_FM]

Herobrine saw how many triggers this video had and said "oh hell naw gang, i aint timestamping shit today"

[@charlenec7945]

5:28 Never do that again. I gasped ☠️☠️☠️

[@DespicableMe2TheMovie]

dude my headphones are broken and i can only hear out of my left ear and you still gave me tingles you are THE GOAT!!!!

[@Shin_A22]

As someone with a short short attention span, I really like these kinds of asmr videos. Thanks for the tingles Dong.

[@renisnows19]

each one of the triggers gave me a tingles!

[@dr_goofy]

Bro be out here like a xbox controller

[@Caiden5429]

1:06-22:06 is tingles galore

[@F40M07]

It doesn’t even go 22 minutes

[@TrueMahoraga]

​@@F40M07no you mean 30:35 right?

[@JCKSNSDRY]

OMG YOU ARE LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE ASMRIST I LITERALLY. But man you are so relaxing to watch! I have such a short attention span so this video is very helpful! Thank you !!(Might be first idk)

[@歐v]

Thx for your videos Dong it is always nice and relaxing and gets me tingles.

[@scottevans3884]

Cmon guys he does all this work spends so much time let’s get him to 1M 🎉❤

[@MEOO00W]

as a person with adhd and 0 attention span I love this‼️‼️‼️💀

[@Koolyashh]

Omg i needed this so much❤

[@Koolyashh]

Am i first?

[@Koolyashh]

@Harry-bo1ndyeah I noticed

[@qwaseditz7]

Ayooooo new vid thanks DONG! we love u man keep it up 😮🎉

[@TJandToby]

Your ASMR videos are really- *Ooo, a butterfly!* ...what was I doing again?

[@kylnetpadilla968]

herobrine really said “nah i’m gonna take forever making a timestamp for this vid”

[@proteccionjuridicacolombia]

Ame este video Gracias Dong por tu trabajo. Te veo desde Colombia 🎉

[@dynamite_editzzz]

Me knowing well enough I don't have 0 attention spam but still clicking on his thumbnail asap because his videos are the best to relax and Dong is a blessing❤

[@Dunswap]

🧌

[@k0slizard389]

Sorry I couldn’t get past the first word in your comment, it’s far too long; can you give me a tldr?

[@gitm123bod]

I don't even like fast triggers, but you make me like it... 🤷‍♂

[@bongogorillatag7025]

Rarrrrr

[@MrNothing7374]

​@@bongogorillatag7025 piss off

[@MaceWindu267]

I love your videos soo much! Thank you soo much dong!!!

[@Dunswap]

🧌

[@User_Deleted427]

love it but now im waiting for Dong to make a 0 attention span video but add subway surfers gameplay in the bottom, subtitles and more random things ☠☠☠

[@JTNFOfficial]

Okay! I wanted this for to upload good job dong!

[@windkraftusa_]

blank space for those who need it

[@amaliqx]

I almost got bored and clicked off at the beginning but I'm glad I stuck around

[@cetinamurati6635]

Bro in one video u made me sleep in A bus and i had to wait a whole day to get out 😭

[@telite7263]

Couldn’t pay attention, there was no subway surfers

[@Yuyukatanz]

Love this video but 5:28 woke me up TT

[@bennyblox31]

its like ASMR KZbin shorts!

[@thebossman5422]

Dude its herobrines job to be here on time with timestamps in hand! WHERE IS HE??

[@XGaming-ih1zx]

I wish i had my tingles back 😢

[@rainyshorts666]

KZbin viewers, i curse you all to give this man 1M followers. Your task starts now.

[@sdead]

i just entered channel rn and i see vid for sleep. Thanks Dong

[@MadcapASMR]

When I start making ASMR vids, I’m not going to even attempt to do many mouth sounds since JoJo and Dong are pretty much the masters of them 😭

[@untilgamez966]

Trip 😸

[@Not_Adalia]

We need to have a talk about your last 2 shorts 😭

[@sagewendigo687]

When are we getting that Money crinkle ASMR Ding Dong? HOOK US UP WITH THE MONEY CRINKLES MY GUY

[@Guff3r]

i have so much respect for this man 🙏

[@Sir_Clayton]

You should do more ten hour videos.

[@ayaabusnaineh139]

this is the first time i see his hair

[@artemis8024]

Omg this is perfect for me 😴

[@Dr.Manninton]

Find it funny me being here when I have an awfully loooong attention span Like I'm capable of watching paint dry I don't want to but I can

[@cadence788]

Dark space ☆☆☆ ☆☆☆

[@alaskabrooker]

This was so messy but i loved it😭🤚🏼

[@artbygurshaansingh8408]

Very relaxing

[@ZeroShka69]

Love your videos❤

[@Chrissy.boi25]

Imagine fighting over who's first instead of watchings dongs vid

[@flyover3452]

I thing im gonna need subway surfers gameplay

[@syberbyte]

I'm sorry. Has anyone else never seen him without his hat?

[@VortexDZN]

I have lol

[@ethanbagels81]

thanks it’s 6:99 and school starts at 7:00 it’s perfect timing

[@Christopherson2006]

Wait what, 6:99 doesn't exist

[@Deeznuteditsroblox]

🎉it seems like he's lying

[@okay2668]

Can you please do more with yellow and blue sponge? It sounds good when being dragged to each other so pleaseeee.

[@freddiealdred6733]

I needed this

[@proteccionjuridicacolombia]

Me encantó el vídeo.🎉 Te veo desde Colombia

[@알고보면여린사람]

Asmr 천재다

[@owenross1197]

Thank you omggg right in time ❤️

[@owenross1197]

First btw😂🫡

[@TrueMahoraga]

​@@owenross1197your not first💀

[@Alex4idiot]

Not me getting distracted by the comments🥲

[@dangame7372]

Herobrine ❌ Hungry Panda✅

[@dxrkdiamond182]

Next title will be "ASMR for people with -1 attention span"😂

[@santasmack56789]

Helping me sleep rn

[@Christian_Straw]

well timing bro

[@elvulnera]

The best by far

[@ClaudiaL23]

The mouth sounds in the intro though 👌

[@tshcuh]

lowkey doo doo😪

[@TrueMahoraga]

​@@tshcuhyour doo doo💀

[@toningmonkey1656]

Where is the subway surfers or the family guy episode playing 😂

[@greenmonkeywa]

Where is herobrine??

[@johnthebeastman555]

What is next -50 attention span

[@rake4396]

So many dongs in this video, traditional dong, fancy glasses dong, glowing angelic dong, k pop dong, new hat dong, no hat dong, the man can do it all

[@dfnnck6282]

0:58 the most true sentence. btw i just learned i have ADHD.

[@ressusc1te]

this video is perfect for me

[@darinelsebastianfrancisco3833]

Uh, Its been 15 minutes without Herobrine which is a miracle, guess im first then🎉 or hes just doing all the timesteps all at one post (Is it just me or he isnt here?)

[@waffelkeks]

Can we see more of your dog?🥹 I miss him🐕 since the ladies video

[@johnchristiansen7751]

Lovin' the content!

[@Hello-h9g]

If a comment is edited it’s probably fake and not real

[@Spinerel]

Dong is so vanilla

[@Mineblox64GD]

TOO LONG INTRO 😭🙏

[@PlushGod-]

Day 128: of asking to scream in the mic

[@blastwavehelix1224]

we are worried dong, you have not posted on the eating channel in quite a while, therefore i have a conclusion that you have not eaten in this time. please eat as soon as possible and upload to dong eats.

[@twgab]

hi dong

[@F40M07]

Herobrine isn’t here today!!!!! 😭

[@michaelglendenning6241]

tysm i have negintive 100000000 attention span

[@idxrp6663]

This one is alot of work makes sense herobrine didnt comment yet

[@sansifyundertale]

herobrines on a vacation or something…

[@diesell4174]

Thank youuuuuu!

[@TibetKorkmaz]

Dong's eyebrows look like they have their own brain when the video's on 2× speed. (Edit : Only at the beginning, that is.)

[@holliehughes9059]

It’s been four hours.. where is herobrine?

[@concordebro2003]

I wonder if he’s gonna make a video about ASMR for autistic people oh wait, that’s basically most of his videos

[@watermeloncat5674]

0:05

[@watermeloncat5674]

start 0:01

[@watermeloncat5674]

icecream things idk 1:22

[@watermeloncat5674]

tapping 1:27

[@watermeloncat5674]

idk what are these 1:32

[@watermeloncat5674]

tapping agqin 1:51

[@PAPAPLUHH]

hi, claim your hilariously early ticket here.

[@SiniiGJ]

thank you

[@demations5177]

😱😱😱

[@PAPAPLUHH]

@@bronzemann193 hi, claim your unfunny joke ticket here.

[@KermitBinLaden911]

@@PAPAPLUHHhi, claim I can’t take a joke ticket here

[@Sunflower_Deer]

@@PAPAPLUHHthat is *actually* a great comeback lol

[@luckymandal2224]

Make more video like this plzz

[@dnatelier]

going back here because your new video is age restricted (let me iiiiiiiin)

[@laurentd234]

Same

[@parakeet5386]

Herobrine slaying

[@UnFunnyYT]

Where is herobrine

[@idxrp6663]

I'm so early herobrine ain't here