ASMR for Returning Subscribers

[@alexc836]

Appreciate the brain massage. I don’t whip it out for just anybody.

[@evanlemmon1069]

That's what he said

[@TDGCmote]

cognitus libertas

[@Assbeater-ou5ed]

AYO

[@Rayhough7559]

Do you mean whip your brain out????

[@pxyg0n128]

I let my dog lick it to clean it 😊

[@solidskullz5736]

Alright rift veterans this one is for us. Time for the usual shenanigans and tingle

[@dylanclark1775]

I’ve been buried in Margaret’s garden for the last 3 1/7th millennium but I return for the call of the void

[@toroakos]

Yessir

[@Blooming487]

Tinglin' and Pillagin'. Also hey again Team Skull member, Plasma fan is back.

[@Razor-Train]

Glad to be here

[@Bungler1]

Prepare the shenaniganitor

[@HE13272326]

Let's admire this man's beard before it will suddenly vanish from one video to the next.

[@scowlsmcjowls2626]

You can never truely unsubscribe. The universe does not permit it

[@TyberosTheRedWake-l8u]

and if you would try to unsubscribe the universe will send chuck norris to your location and force you to subscribe to him again

[@scowlsmcjowls2626]

@@TyberosTheRedWake-l8u an AI version just named chuck cus robots dont have second names🥲

[@Rayhough7559]

Help I unsubscribed HE’S HERE *AAAA*-

[@RivinRetro]

​@@Rayhough7559And another one gone, and another one gone... 🎶

[@TyberosTheRedWake-l8u]

@@RivinRetro i told him not to unsubscribe but he didnt listen

[@famguy292]

The first video I ever watched of yours was the “Infinity War Ashes Dealer”. I was very stressed with writing my master’s thesis at the time. The video was just the right kind of dark humor that I like. It really relaxed me and I was able to sleep properly for the first time in several weeks. Although, I’d like to ask for a refund. About 5 years after purchasing the ashes of Spider-Man, they seemingly disappeared and reassembled somewhere else.

[@captnrobvious47]

Cap did order the Avengers to assemble. U srsly expect Spidey's ashes to disobey a direct order from his-OUR Captain? 🙃

[@formeitisthemcchicken]

ASMR for returning subscribers is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[@Kyrrinx]

McChicken kinda mid ngl

[@GrimDarkHalfOff]

He has returned!!!

[@henry_rearden]

Actually this is one of the best price/quality sandwiches

[@marst91]

ngl i agree

[@gabeestes1276]

What? Thanks for listening.

[@gamey__4642]

ah thank you ER i have to join the army tomorrow since its mandatory here so getting one last video from you is a dream come true

[@ImTotallyTown]

Best of luck to you

[@BeepsBPS]

Be safe as you can out there, soldier!

[@therealmothman9386]

Hope your doing good man

[@fatetheanimator9580]

0:11 ..the muffin m- oh ok

[@The_Real_Merlin]

Same dude

[@rplenkers9240]

I commented this on your last video but I'm gonna do it again cause I feel like it's more fitting here. Yknow uncle rift I had a sudden realization recently. I have been falling asleep to your videos since i was 14 and im 21 now. Youve been here helping me sleep during the worst and best parts of my life. You have, to put it simply, been the one person I could always count on. So thank you, thank you for sharing your amazing ideas and and art for the all of us to enjoy. Youre amazing! Edit: also I believe my first ever video of yours I ever watched was the first art of quiet! It was like my gateway drug into your channel and all the lovely weirdness it contains!

[@Amadeus55555]

It’s crazy to think that for roughly 5 years I’ve been daily watching ER. Thank you for the all the sleep you’ve helped me get!

[@enderjeff293]

same here, like literally same years, found him once and never lost him, every night I played his videos, watched every one and quite a few more than once and always get excited when he posts a new ASMR

[@jiashuai]

29:39 i still can't believe that there are actual cookies inside, and not a sewing kit

[@TheCropCircleQueens]

Thank you for everything so far, paul. The creativity in your videos always brighten my day and i appreciate it

[@GymRatDaily696]

His name is Paul?

[@TheLifeguard]

@@GymRatDaily696yup

[@RealCosmicDarkrai]

​​​@@GymRatDaily696your name is nicholas? (And yes)

[@JPer811]

@@GymRatDaily696yes

[@MrMeatyFlaps]

It's nice to see that Uncle E didn't forget us. Then again, I loved cosplaying as a newbie the other day. Can't believe it's been a millenia since i became a patient...😢

[@galaksina]

Alright guys, the new subscribers left some pretty good tips on their way in and out of their exam. Lets not be outdone and leave a hearty offering for Uncle E on the way out, and how long you have been subscribed for to vertify your veteran status. Mentioning the first video of his you ever watched, will provide you a complimentary void piece.

[@irishdrunk525]

Been subscribed 2 years,first vid was his Unstoppables video as the weapon seller from persona 5 "Iwai"

[@Shdinexus]

My first video and the one that introduced me to Uncle ER was Dave shaving a pumpkin.

[@Revolupine]

I think it was “Inputting Body Modification Signups” which of course I had no context for, but damn was it both relaxing and fascinating. I’ve stuck around ever since!

[@whaat01]

The first Tinfoil Hat Society video! 👌

[@HyperHunt621]

Oh, gosh, that's actually a good question. I wanna say it was his "Relax with the Joker" vid from...goodness, is it almost eight years now?

[@DarthSidian]

That introduction WAS puzzling. He didn't start off with "Good now"!

[@RobinBraccini]

The first video of yours that I came across was “ze face puncture” one. Fell in love with Corvus and stayed for the never ending pool of lore and incredible creativity. Thank you for everything Uncle E!

[@bruh2account]

My first video was asmr let's eat nothing like 5 years ago. It made me laugh. I ironically got into asmr, but then it made me relax.

[@Uncreative_Name]

mine was "binaural asmr pineapple" back in like 2015ish and I've been along for the ride since

[@DeviantYoshie]

Holy crap mine was his kidnapped video, that was like 6 years ago!!! I can’t believe it

[@TheEllaDarling]

I would think if this was for returning subscribers we'd greet each other with a good now, but alas... ...I see it was indeed a puzzling introduction

[@DapperHat24]

hello...*vague nod* how are you?

[@aa222aaa]

There’s a delayed one at 9:39 !

[@DeviantYoshie]

Good now, pardner

[@sleeplessjack9208]

I started learning how to solve Rubik's Cubes about a month ago and it originally only took me a couple of hours watching a video to learn how to do it every time. If anyone is interested in learning, I suggest watching JPerm's beginner method video. :)

[@julliangoosen5584]

So interesting that you’ve just posted this as I have been subbed for nearly 6 years now and haven’t visited this channel in a little over a year. Keep it up great as always!

[@Juicegoat_]

A rubix cube asmr would be a dream come true. The proper puzzle makes such nice sound and the quieter speedcuber are nice too!

[@waffle119]

Been watching for around 7-8 years now and I cant believe that I can think back on so many phases of my young life with your content still consistent and amazing as always. I now find it funny that the beginnings of me learning philosophy came from a youtuber doing asmr videos, but hey I think it’s served me well. Keep up the good work and thank you for the awesome content 👍

[@amymadrox710]

ER: "do you.. know.." Me: "The muffin man?!" ER: "how to solve a Rubik's cube because" Right right right. Not the muffin man that'd be silly

[@YankeeStacking]

I literally said it out loud. Aaaaaannd instantly felt silly. 😆

[@nataliemcdaniel1659]

😂 same

[@Giggling-goober]

But do you know the muffin man?

[@petitplushproductions]

​@@Giggling-goober The Muffin Man?

[@Lonesomebird]

been watching for going on 6 years now and every vid has never disappointed. one minute shorts to the 3 hour sessions i manage to get tingles when no other asmrist can manage it. i lookforward to another 6years and beyond

[@georgeheilman885]

Always glad to return to this corner of the multiverse.

[@Drillstanford]

You have soo many hit videos that instantly become classics. You sir are the greatest ASMRTIST OF ALL TIME

[@Raayner]

Can't believe I clicked on my first rift video 8 years ago! Thank you for all this time

[@luiscalcocer]

This is genious, as always. Big thank you!

[@kann4915]

I've been watching Uncle E for 7 years now, nobody makes ASMR like he does

[@orangepeelshark8412]

I’ve only been subscribed for a few millennia, glad to see he’s doing some stuff for the og’s. I’ll be one soon.

[@cnicoj]

I have been subscribed for a long time Mr. Rift !

[@thediamondtrucktdt]

Finally, some relaxing content for us Rift veterans!

[@averagejoe8358]

Yessir 🚬🪖🪖🧨

[@TyberosTheRedWake-l8u]

@@averagejoe8358 have one more seat?

[@green_and_gold_enthusiast]

I have been watching Uncle E for about 3-4 years now and the videos has only gotten better every time he uploads.

[@JasonVoorhees-os1uf]

Hello Mr.Paul, I am an enjoyer of your content. This has been my daily statement, good day to you and your family. Best wishes, Jason Vorhees

[@Brennen-2009]

im not uncle e but thanks for the wishes 👍

[@egocentric.0]

Sorry for the informal message @JasonVoorhees-os1uf I found a few bear traps lying around at your camp. One of them even caught a person!!! This is a serious safety hazard that you should make people aware of. Otherwise, a great camp spot, 4/5

[@dylanisdog684]

You know what, I love this video idea/concept. Giving some of the OG's a little light to shine in you know. Thanks ER!

[@elliottmedina3528]

I grew up watching Uncle E during a really difficult time in my life and he got me through those sleepless nights. I'll never abandon you or this channel, for you did not ever abandon me during my need for sleep. With admiration, Elliott Medina

[@qwadeywadey]

I don’t get tingles anymore but I gotta say nothing else helps me relax or fall asleep better than these videos.

[@kybubs]

kind of insane to think that i've subscribed and fallen asleep to your videos for 8 years

[@Kyrrinx]

i am definitely a returning subscriber

[@anasain6590]

Uncle E spot on with his timing as always 🔥

[@ButNusters]

I've listened to you every night for the past 3 years because it helps with my insomnia

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

Man, a dedicated video just for us Tingless Bastards, you're too kind RIFT!

[@Brennen-2009]

i am a fellow tingeless bastard.💀

[@BeepsBPS]

Glad Mr. E. Rift is still showing up in my feed! It's nice to have such a recognizable dude of ASMR around after so many years and see him kick it like he usually does! Thanks for all your content you've provided all this time Big Emph-Rift!

[@anthonycarney7932]

😅😊

[@Sporacle]

I've been subscribed since 2017 (I think) and am a daily visitor. 90% or more of days since then - thank you for everything

[@pingpong2309]

I get so impatient for that good now every time, gets me very involved in the video honestly

[@bestofyosuke]

Been a while since I've watched because of life, but as someone who has stayed subscribed, this video felt like a coming home video

[@brandondanforth8342]

As someone who's fished their entire life, I never thought that of all the relaxing moments and things to do with fishing (flowing water, wind, just the general sounds of nature, zoning out staring at a bobber, waiting to feel a strike on a lure or on bottom... anyone who knows what I mean *know*) that I'd ever lump in the sounds a reel makes in with them but E, as usual, finds a way.

[@thriiftyman]

I stumbled upon Ephemeral Rift when I watched his Capitalist ASMR video 4 years ago, and I’ve been watching and subscribed ever since. Easily one of my favorite KZbinrs.

[@Synthpopper]

I've been watching since the early Candyman years and you've always been consistent in your quality and uniqueness. My favorite vid of yours is "Relaxing with Satan"

[@kkarlens3170]

How did you time this so well? Last time I was here on January -21 getting help for my anxiety, now I’m back with same problem. Thank you ER, you’re a magic man.

[@DeviantYoshie]

Aw I’m glad uncle rift can help. I hope your anxiety eases, mate.

[@BoostedVr5]

Always the good and best content on my favorite channel 🥳

[@your_quiet_hater]

I've been a fan of you since 2020

[@cwavy89]

the only asmr channel that im subscribed to, although i look at others sometimes this is the only one where every video is always interesting plus good asmr

[@kamentodorov6950]

been watching uncle riff since I was 14... now, 19, I can say that he fr is my uncle

[@EoinEoin45]

This guy is genuinely the Goat, always makes me fall asleep

[@couchbear6108]

It is simply beyond human comprehension why anyone would ever unsubscribe from this channel. Uncle Rift can make an ASMR Video with almost anything. He's like the MacGyver of ASMR

[@ouch2229]

Welp… humans can now comprehend it.. haha

[@Kaynstein]

I'd be glad to listen to him solving a rubik's cube and rambling on for hours.

[@titaniumtears615]

Been subscribed for years, and still never know what to expect. Like this is the first time I’ve ever seen one of those cookie tins filled with the actual original cookies. I expected sewing supplies. Or anchovies or something idk

[@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown]

I've been watching since Corvus relaxation session 1 so I've been watching and subscribed for 9 years. Thanks for helping me sleep all these years :o)

[@Clay_22_]

It’s easy to learn. Once you understand how it works you can do anything with the cube. Crosses, flowers, solve it 180 degrees out, etc. Super cool!

[@Cherryyyy8715]

Man... Been watching since 2017, that's absolutely wild, Uncle Rift... Thanks for being a comfort to me and many others when times were rough. You always make me feel absolutely Splendtastic.

[@YeaI-dr5uk]

I’ve been watching ephemeral rift for such a long time and he always puts me to sleep thank you so much

[@yousseffiery391]

Only ASMRtist that could tingle me

[@smbz-gcommunityhub]

Finally some content for me.

[@jabbathehutt2774]

And don't forget about your you.

[@beanos5240]

Hobeslty one of the best ones for the commentary

[@Estarya]

Your calming voice is enough to tolerate the traumatic sounds of the cheap Rubik's cube but I can't just stay there and watch 😂 i did took time away pre-cov to learn how to solve cubes so I can only say how easy it is once you really give it a try, it doesn't take smarts just patience and memory to learn and remember the algorithms! I believe in you Uncle E!

[@morgensternw4121]

As a subscriber, I‘ll always come back

[@ChestersonJack]

I stay subscribed after a few years because I love the kind of stuff you make, even if I don’t even up having the time to watch a lot of the videos. But every couple of months I come back, watch a video, and thoroughly enjoy it. Even if I don’t always have the time or attention for it, I love and respect what you do. Hopefully I’m helping offset that odd viewer/subscribe ratio, as a subscriber who doesn’t view the videos! Lol

[@sethcarter8281]

These are the best videos to relax too

[@raduromanesti6408]

Wow thats me ! I think i know you for years now

[@Linkaddict1]

I just decided to go back and check on one of my favorite asmr creators. And I saw this video! Love this

[@parkertrevillyan2690]

On the absolute edge of my seat waiting for him to say “good now”

[@HyperHunt621]

There's something about the way Uncle E whisper-pronounces the word "cookie" with added emphasis on the "oo" that's just...very satisfying. I remember thinking that waaaay back with his first Arkham Tinkerer vid, too. (He eats a few Girls Scout Cookies before making a quartz clock tick backward)

[@darlingskysx122]

Been here for 6-7 years,time to take a seat and watch 🪑

[@ArmundJay]

freshman year of high school, my math teacher took the last week of classes to teach us all how to solve rubik's cubes, and it served as our 'final' exam. honestly, it wasn't too hard to memorize the algorithms - if my idiot ass could do it when i was 15, i'm sure anyone can. the main trick is to solve it in layers, rather than faces.

[@SimpleMille]

I was convinced he would ask us if we knew the muffin man

[@MichaelxRHS]

I honestly think you are the most creative, passionate, and entertaining person I have ever not met.

[@augie1272]

0:30 Yes, actually 0:49 You should never try to solve side by side, because when you finish one side, and go for another, you ruin the side you already made 1:11 Those are called Tiles

[@rolandescarcega520]

So happy you’re making consistent content love what you do

[@Kexetey]

Nothing better than a ER upload.

[@collector6457]

Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌

[@4kslyce922]

when under question from this man of “do you know” my mind immediately prepares its explanation of my origins with the muffin man

[@jakefromstatefarm1405]

I swear, ER is going to run out of ideas one day. But then, he'll just make a video titled "I ran out of ideas" and then stare at the camera for 45 minutes 😂

[@frostie-5048]

As a returning subscriber I can say this is a great welcoming! I love your videos man keep up the awesome work! ❤

[@picotus]

Literally the first asmr video I' seen from this man in the past 2 years. Still very nice content

[@Kachikooko]

i actually never knew how to solve a rubix cube so this info is very much needed thanks papa rift

[@bg-zn4gj]

i have been around from near enough the very, very start. might of been his first chris crinkle video? although i may of already been watching him before then, its just the earliest one i can remember. i literally discovered this guy when i was like 15/16 - im 25 now! this man basically introduced me to real asmr, after watching some whisper videos by the whispering willow. love you uncle E! anyone else remember the fountain pen dude also? older guy that made asmr on his collection of new and old fountain pens, and it was just great. got a similar vibe with rift, but his creativity and drive, determination, consistency, whatever you wanna call it, to make these videos near daily and each one being a new idea or an addition to the lore, man. ER deserves a documentary, whos gonna make it? if it isnt me, pls put my name in the credits at least lol! cause what a doc it would be, a deep dive into the lore, the person behind the camera, behind the scenes footage, and a closer look into his real life. Love you ER, youve helped me more than i could put into words, and got me through some tough nights, ones that even medication and therapy werent able to! truely underrated genius! (and lowkey hugely effective therapist)

[@cjputasso]

i wish i coud grow my hair as fast as this man

[@goronimus304]

The first ER video I ever watched was Dr. Cthulhu's ASMR checkup, which is still my favorite ER video.

[@thegreenmoon8823]

I've been watching ER for the past 2 months and all I've got to say is i love the vids and can't wait for next visit to the sanitarium ❤

[@Biglad1]

I marked on of your videos as a timestamp of when my life changed for the better, i was depressed, lazy with no motivation, its been a bit over a year now, it was the synth video, im doing about 78% better, love you uncle E

[@MACE_HINDU]

Consecratio salium was my first video i had seen and subscribed to the channel thats about 8 years ago it was a bowl of salt and a mortar with a kind of slow eco to it was amazing hopefully one day we can get one like that again

[@YankeeStacking]

Uncle E: “I know you’re probably here for more important things.” Me: Ah, nope! 😂

[@clarasalazar9801]

Man my first video was "Relaxing with Cthulhu" and idk something about seeing everything change has been great. Keep up the good work!!!!

[@edsart7622]

29:40 I've lived this this reality for 24 millennium yet this is the first time I see one those cookie cans filled with actual cookies

[@Kayden.Bergeron0622]

After seven days of sleep deprivation I finally get to relax.

[@gavinbonner567]

Hey uncle E. Been watching your vids for around 10 years now. When I saw this pop up, for some reason I got hit with some emotion surrounding that. Anyway, it's been a pleasure watching your channel grow into what it is today. Glad to have been able to see it.

[@Samuel_Kabel]

As a subscriber, I sometimes watch a single video over 5 times before I get to the end awake. That may be part of the discrepancy between sub and view numbers, if others do the same.

[@KT-vg3nc]

Ive been watching since 2014 or 15 i think. Life has been...pretty bad! :D tbh. I'm glad someone came up with asmr videos. otherwise i would be locked in a cell rn fr, haha.

[@StudMacher78]

Great video. Now I can’t wait for the retreating survivors video!

[@waynehardy4862]

I'm a subscriber role-playing as a non-subscriber that wants to subscribe but doesn't subscribe because said "non-subscriber" tries to subscribe but falls asleep and can't hit the subscribe button so then the non-subscriber wakes up and completely forgets that they wanted to subscribe. The non-subscriber is to never be seen again as countless other ASMR videos flood their feed. A tragic story indeed.