(ASMR) French Supply Teacher Roleplay.

[@theswisswereright]

Thank you for butchering French pronunciation in such a relaxing fashion. I laughed so hard at "murky" for "merci." I think a maths one would be hilarious too! So glad you're back and making videos again. :)

[@gillian7662]

As a french student, I approve of your pronunciations and authentic accent. You are the best substitute I've ever seen.

[@PotluckB]

"In French, all male names..." *pause* "...sound a bit girly." -My laughing woke my girlfriend up. Now I'm in trouble because you're funny.

[@boianss]

Danny rises ASMR videos on a completely new level. Relaxation, funny stuff, enjoyment. All this in perfect combination.

[@QuebecPartanne]

I'm french and I've understand 20% of what you've say. Awesome :D

[@EdgeOfLight]

Lol 20% bravo à toi moi j'ai l'impression d'écouter de l'allemand

[@stovethesteve382]

i think this is my favorite asmr video ever.

[@miurpo]

It's even more hilarious when you're French ! Thank you Danny ! Or should I say "Daniel" ;) Love from Paris !

[@DannyDocile]

Heheheh :D I am glad you liked it!

[@SatinFoxx]

Now all we need is Maths and History :D Also temp lunch lady docile. Plops food on tray, video ends.

[@DannyDocile]

Hehehe, I shall work on that!

[@yoursocoolification]

This video was absolutely hilarious and so relaxing. I loved it! Subbed xx

[@NeenuBeenu]

Love how some of the phrases sound like spells from Harry Potter "AU REVORÉ!" *swish and flick*

[@sackofpeas2470]

Can't wait to see what you have in store next. Made many of my favorite ASMR videos of all time.

[@deannadee9423]

So creative and very entertaining! Wonderful! 😂❤️

[@DannyDocile]

+Deanna Reece Thankyou very much

[@AbsurdExistentialist]

This was great. Thanks for the laughs!

[@r0ctos]

The dude who made this video is a genius, even i couldn't came with such deformated way to pronounce french word. And he knows that he's good at that, because the first "bonjour" was actually good.

[@moldehbread7908]

You really should produce more, your videos are some of the best ASMR videos around.

[@jeremygreer6410]

Loving this series!

[@DannyDocile]

Thankyou!

[@danielleyoung2182]

Loving this series c:

[@butterflyrose642]

too funny...had to sub...soft speaking relaxing as well. Thanks for this.

[@luciefirefly]

hahaha you made my day! i wasnt expecting that and i laughed so much!

[@DannyDocile]

+luciefirefly Cheers!!

[@user-rz3kx3es6s]

"Meurki" 😂 Both funny and relaxing !

[@DannyDocile]

[phone]a2783 Cheers!

[@adrienbercouzareau9058]

its "merci" 😄

[@CloudJack01]

man xD, I laugh so much xD. I know you're joke for the french accent but it's so funny x,D. I love this video, gg x)

[@rachelruiz6420]

I love your brand of humor 😀

[@DannyDocile]

+Rachel Ruiz Thankyou kindly!

[@Gimmethestrawberries]

im in french right now and the way you pronounced these made me laugh, it was alot like the supply teachers we have

[@Matrobat]

hilarious and relaxing, well done !

[@emilieasmrose]

" j'ai achete un grand petit garcon s'il vous plait !" you said : "i bought a big little boy please !" oh my god !

[@HermanManly]

I could really get used to these regular uploads :D Lovin' every single on of 'em

[@DannyDocile]

Cheers!! :D

[@xodancerxo312]

This is hilarious and relaxing at the same time. You can replace my French teacher any day!

[@kittywhispers9371]

Omg I'm crying! (with laughter, of course).

[@crookedholloweenyhumaphobi9289]

"If you are not here please raise your hand" *raises hand* I'm not here MR.Docile!

[@crookedholloweenyhumaphobi9289]

do I still get a good grade enough to pass the class? *3*

[@rudyruettiger3563]

Danny come back!! We need more videos! I love your stuff, you're the best ASMRer on KZbin!

[@NakLeRoliste]

Aaah ! Your accent is the best =D

[@finnhamilton1042]

There are so many people who aren't getting the blantant sarcasm of this video Jesus Christ

[@inesboutiere5533]

Omg you are sooo funny !! You made me laugh so hard !! Love from France and the froggies ! ;)

[@simonorr2488]

1:05 in the words of super Hans from peep show : " don't say crack , I love crack "

[@myrondsouza2489]

Lol , never laughed on an asmr video. great video

[@ghbkhigkg9480]

1:23 You with the stupid hat haha

[@Galiant2010]

So fun story, in high school we had to pick our French names to use in class. I chose the French version of Michael, Michele, very similar to the girls name Michelle. Almost identical, but the male sounds more like "Mee-chele" vs the feminine Mi-chelle... and the girl next to me chose the name Michelle... and our french teacher had a strong accent due to actually being from France... so we always got confused when she called one of us lol.

[@samuelsansregret9746]

Michele isnt the french version of "Michael"

[@Galiant2010]

samuel sansregret Sorry, been a while since I had to spell it haha. I accidentally added an E at the end. So, Michel... BUT.... I was making the point about how similar the names SOUND, not look...

[@ndjoneill]

HAHA! I'm actually in the middle of doing a French assignment and now (in my mind), I pronounce all the words the way that Mr. Danielle Docile would. Oh dear..

[@DannyDocile]

If you end up failing due to this video I am so sorry :P

[@ndjoneill]

Danny Docile Hehe. Don't worry, it was a written assignment rather than a spoken one, so no harm done. Yet. :-P

[@soccer_chara9928]

"Yes you there with the stupid hat."

[@CookieWhisperer]

You just pronounced 'Moi', the Finnish greeting that's used both for hello and bye, pretty much perfectly 🙉👌🏻

[@DannyDocile]

+CookieWhisperer yay for accidental correctness!

[@clemencemeunier6271]

Véritablement extraordinaire! :)

[@innocentsmoothi6999]

a modern classic

[@QBear1776]

Its so great to see danny and his insanity large and in charge again :D

[@redbullenergyworld]

Hello Danny :) I'm come from Belgium and my first languages is french and I'm really happy to see you speak french with your english accent, is really cute ^_^ thank you :)

[@paulinaa110]

loved the video ! greetings from mexico 😁

[@DannyDocile]

thank u!!

[@brardshepp]

Please continue demonstrating your acting please. Also the day-z video was spectacular. I love ASMR-gaming vids !

[@jessicadesrosiers8533]

"merki" pour ce vidéo 👍😊

[@BullofCrete]

The stubble is real... Also, your mind must have been racing to figure out how you could butcher those words. I'm proud.

[@DannyDocile]

Growing a proper man beard! or at least trying too.. You have no idea, it was my afternoon entertainment trying to work out how to fuck up those words.

[@RaisonDetre96]

A plus, tard! Magnifique!

[@happimanwha9341]

Derek Gates le meilleur c'est le :"pas mal" ( tt les mots en fait ) xD

[@charliejupiter3751]

I was laughing so hard I couldn't sleep

[@taylorgrace3647]

what I love about this is my spanish teachers kid was sick once and it was knida an emegency so they just took us over to my history teacher who had his free period with no students and he knew about 6 words befor resorting to all the hispanic curses :)

[@DannyDocile]

+Roger Williams ahahah, nice.

[@Roze_aye]

you said 5 words and i could already tell this was going to be good. you also kinda remind me of a guy whos narrating a nature program

[@coltonbush9951]

If you're here raise your hands and if your not here raise your hands.

[@samfisher2099]

super video super relaxan ;)

[@inesboutiere5533]

Giant snails !!! Es-cargots !! Lol ! Hilarious !

[@battelchicken2]

This video is A+ tard.

[@LuckyDrD]

This is hilarious

[@thedeano1811]

Holy shit an asmr advert befire the video? I thought I was gonna get my ears blown off

[@CednSound]

thanks for the good laugh 😂😂 i'm a french Canadian actually ! for people who dont understand , he's joking! ahah bonne continuation buddy 😂👌

[@kabentho]

All hail king J'aime. Lol. Mais cette vidéo c'était vraiment drôle. Même si tu te moques de la meilleure langue dans le monde. :P

[@beaker130]

cheers, mate (in british accent)

[@turicaederynmab5343]

Boff Paz mall sounds like an alien from Star Wars.

[@clairepip]

That's so funny!!! X

[@toteschloe]

Maths and Geography next maybe ? Great video again though !

[@PixieBratski]

This was hilarious. So were the comments of French people who didn't understand it was a joke. My French accent tag video also got a few thumbs down. Lack of sense of humour perhaps? :p

[@39abc93]

stop selfpromoting

[@PixieBratski]

39abc93 If I were self-promoting, I would have put a link to the video.

[@39abc93]

janeczka youtube marks links as spam

[@PixieBratski]

I doubt that.

[@iKristin04]

Haha I feel like this could be a character on the Mr Bean TV show back in the day

[@DannyDocile]

+Kristin Moore I'd love that! ahah

[@Mapleleafzz_HD]

I woke up the next morning panicking because I hadn't done my French homework I then realised I'm actually 23 and studying law...

[@joshjoyce6039]

haha dude iv lived in france for 12 years so i learnt french natuarally and iv never had a french class(obviously) but if u was a teacher i think id come to sit in ur class and just have the best time lol

[@Tomdu-gh3ts]

When you translate you must hear the pronocation

[@devonhanson4038]

anyone see a resemblance to lip Gallagher from shameless?

[@simonorr2488]

Devon Hanson ehhhhh kind of ?

[@Bobarius]

being someone who can actually speak French this was hilarious merci Danny merci au revoir well I'm off to play football or should I say joue au football amèriqain

[@Linked02]

Do a corrupt government official, like a racist in the consulate :)

[@lola8292]

If you’re here please raise your hand

[@acmoney6241]

And I'm also not wearing a watch 😅😅

[@objetdiademe1590]

I'm french and i don't understand when you translate cause of your prononciation, but it's a good video

[@DuhLevSon]

He's Pronouncing it wrong on purpose :P

[@megaTechnomonkey]

That is the joke..

[@ShowginTV]

C'est la satire lol

[@JemimaDoesASMR]

Literally cannot figure out what 'boff paz mow" is meant to be :')

[@333Cocotte]

Glitz It means '' Humph, not bad'' : )

[@333Cocotte]

Glitz ( and it's ''boff, pas mal''!)

[@JemimaDoesASMR]

Haha, I know what bof pas mal means, I just literally couldn't understand what he was even trying to say :')

[@333Cocotte]

Je t'adore tu sais... T'es trop mignon en plus ; )

[@kimoamadal4626]

Tu as du chemin à faire pour maîtriser la langue de Molière.

[@fivefootseven]

If possible do a pe teacher role play, even if it is a theory lesson

[@TheManaPrism]

I wish French was pronounced that way it would be funnier ngl

[@andreacaldieri]

And what about an italian supply teacher? Other italian role plays could be funny too; maybe you could do a pizza maker, or it might be about mafia. Therefore, you shoud talk in italian :)

[@Kabyliano35]

Excuzèsse moille lolllll try excuthey mouah ;-)

[@TrickMaster666]

Excusés moy

[@valentinbillaudel5245]

ca va faut juste à prendre sinon super oklm

[@luciefirefly]

"moy"... its not "moua".. hahahahaha!!

[@brardshepp]

Sir Docile, I propose a collaboration with one ASMR Gamer Doth yon accepteth ?

[@thoomasrever4903]

Je me demande si il ne le fait pas exprès ?!

[@mathrever5498]

Chez pas

[@Mayssoun3121]

Oui il le fait exprès c'est juste pour déconner

[@mathrever5498]

Ah ok

[@thoomasrever4903]

Ok

[@markjewell00]

Its Mair see (mercy)

[@Poseidonjd]

I understand the joke but I'm just suffering so much hearing this butchering. x)

[@XenoX-59]

Ta encore un peut de mal met continue a travailler ☺

[@julian00725]

Ptdr

[@LegionaryCohort480]

Wait, this isn't what French is pronounced like..?

[@ShowginTV]

C'est la satire.

[@julienmelon1445]

XD i am french and i think you must search on the web the pronouncation of the words but great video. 👍👍👍😸😸🙈

[@Phantom-pr7xq]

it's intentional

[@finnhamilton1042]

You're not really getting the joke are you...

[@brardshepp]

First ! Haha I'm so dumb

[@Kabyliano35]

Lol c'est du Français ça !? Je veux bien admettre que le Français est compliqué mais bon le prononcer de cette manière...

[@ChevaliersMaredsous]

C'est justement fait exprès...

[@ShowginTV]

C'est la satire.

[@trijntjemar]

I am cringing so hard at the pronounciation and I'm not even French lol still very relaxing tho

[@mklk7377]

Wtf ? Im French and i dont understand what u say xD

[@cootersc5279]

I believe we need more terrible teaching.

[@Pollendinaa]

Not perfect french : No prononcing the "t" of " comment " and "s" of " vas" ;-)

[@DannyDocile]

;D

[@jessefilmpjes]

+Béatrice Glay ce n'est pas sérieux :)

[@ariozonelight9965]

All the things your said was wrong... My first language is french and you just murder the french language... 😢😢😢 ( just funny )

[@solaugust]

It's intentional

[@justvibing4557]

Woooooooosh

[@twizer69]

Hahaha nice vid but your french is sooooooo wrong !