ASMR Future Shopping Network Role Play

[@SoyGale]

I still come back to this from time to time. It's so delectibly relaxing, and I still find myself falling asleep to it whenever life's stress has me all tensed up.

[@bethsplants8110]

Same here. One of my all time favorites.

[@225Sparky]

When he said ''But wait, of course there is more'' I was sold.

[@JamesR624]

ASMR BIlly Mays

[@emmestein]

Still gives me the chills, I love it!

[@wyattkane]

Yeah, we are going to need more of these. I loved this.

[@stolasgoetia93]

***** Agreed! Even his voice was giving me tingles in this one.

[@rybot99]

***** *Bold*

[@DC-sg3pq]

Its missing tuna ;-;

[@artemiotudor6692]

Welp, its been 8 years and he didnt as much as this type of content

[@emmestein]

Confession time: I have always hated normal coat hangers, and before I watched this video (when it first came out) I had never heard of non-slip coat hangers. Soooo Dmitri introduced me to this magical product. The sales pitch really worked.

[@Aaleyahsmom]

I always come back to this video. Wish he would’ve made more like it

[@TheAnonymousIndividual]

I know you mean specifically this kind of video, but Dmitri gave us hundreds of other wonderful ASMR videos. I genuinely miss him uploading, he was the first ASMR KZbin channel that I subscribed to, all the way back in August 2014. But, so long as his life is going well and he's enjoying it, that's all that matters.

[@RP-ue9wy]

Me too....

[@kelseykramer1783]

Same ): but I hope his life is going well

[@meaniemaelily]

@@TheAnonymousIndividualHe’s back!

[@meaniemaelily]

@@kelseykramer1783he’s back!! ❤

[@spiritmint5929]

If you told me three years ago that a man would upload a video of himself snake-oiling coat hangers on the internet, and that I would be listening to it and falling asleep at 5 o'clock in the a.m., I'd probably believe you, actually.

[@TheOnionMonkey]

Been three years;)

[@norahholder6636]

your comment was 3 years ago!!

[@thatdude2248]

@@norahholder6636 4 TE HE

[@0tisdriftw00d]

Literally exactly what I'm doing right now

[@LokiNyou]

Your comment was 9 years ago

[@uefgamer5006]

I was actually impressed by that hanger

[@whatonearth9809]

Gave my friend 50 as a gift down the pub and was laughed out of there...but when I came back with the tie rack it was a whole different story!

[@Jayderica]

Lee Warner you I like you.

[@little_rocky6970]

Now I know it's an amaaaaaazing product

[@neolithic3]

Really enjoyed this. I like listening to people describe and sell products, even though I never buy them, lol.

[@superstevebroes]

***** lol

[@peterr8388]

Super Steve Bros lol

[@EricTyce]

neolithic3 omfg LOL!!

[@Duhya]

Super Steve Bros lol

[@V_V-V_V]

Biferony X ayy lmao

[@crawlzzz]

Still one of the best. I bought these hangers when I went to college because of this video. They're great.

[@danielmccarthy8023]

I NEVER comment on videos but felt I had too this one time. Some how managed to get tingles playing it through my phone, out loud, without headphones, and even watched the whole thing to the end when all it was, was someone selling a coat hanger. Impressive to say the least.

[@MeanMrMustard]

I second that!!

[@andyynwa94]

I've think so too! For pure and strong ASMR, just listening to it without earphones or headphones is the best way, ironically

[@MrJohnnyt123]

Huu

[@jamesf8783]

I never thought to try with headphones I've been just listening through phone speaker lol. Thanks for the pro tip!

[@Burnsyx95]

+James Fontenot You're in for a treat. Try not to wake up tangled in your headphone wires!

[@Lyesszzgg]

You know why he is a bad salesman ? because everyone will fall asleep when they listen to him :P:P nice video

[@MikiSparkle]

^^

[@dbread955]

No, that makes him amazing at it. People fall asleep and miss the special offer, saving the company money. And his voice is so nice that they want to buy it anyway.

[@master123214]

DBread yes exactly they fall asleep and then when they are sleeping the product is subconsciously remembered by the brain and they then can't stop thinking about it.

[@hannahnash7571]

I thought it said 'bald' instead of 'bad' and I was like 'dude I'm pretty sure that's not the reason for the lack of hair'

[@stevehawk2025]

+Hannah Nash lol

[@michbev]

This is brilliant. The way you weave in the awesome ASMR sounds so naturally. And your voice is so soothing. I'd shop on this channel!

[@주니윤-c7b]

could u please continue this shopping network asmr? I enjoy it so much and would be great to have some more:)

[@Spewse]

4:24 "but wait...that's not all" lol. Nice to see he really get's into creating his videos.

[@DJShearer]

This is like some kind of sales training exercise....'sell me this coat hanger'.

[@DJShearer]

Yes. I worked in a call centre for about 4 months, calling people and attempting to sell things. We did this kind of thing during training.

[@Doxo1999]

DJShearer this is sad

[@shredlockholmes4408]

Starts tapping a rubbing coat hanger SOLD!

[@mase60391]

Write your name down on this napkin. I don't have a coat hanger. Exactly supply and demand

[@TheOneLilium]

You're such a pro salesman! :D Dammit just give me those coat hangers!! :DD

[@TheOneLilium]

Thanks Aiden :D

[@epirah9591]

Aidan*

[@F13_Zeo]

Hi Lilium. Thank you for helping me through many a sleepless nights.

[@TheGameKilla93]

Probs autocorrect Simon

[@F13_Zeo]

kjgfjh They've both helped.

[@ovidiusclaudius9021]

Why didn't you put the link in the description?

[@johnsmith-ml7gu]

lol its funny how he says these old hangers cant hold clothes fall of easily then tries the other one and says with this hanger your clothes will stay still and he is grabbing the clothes from the back so they dont fall lol other than that it was very relaxing as usual

[@dr.ghillie]

***** amazon link.

[@opalcitrine]

They're the standard hangers in most department stores rn

[@Spacingoutpizza]

drink everytime when you hear "ammaaazing"

[@mrbenwalker]

Can*

[@lephrog4612]

Андрей Иванов i diiiiiiiiiiiiiidfghdfghfryrnjkki,............@~0

[@thegokartmozart]

My liver is now broken....

[@000Trauma]

BenWalker Gaming what kind of autocorrect corrected fun into can

[@mrbenwalker]

000 McKing I replied on my Ipad at the time XD

[@gan.3308]

Its an amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing product.

[@StyxNKrons]

This is the best of the future shopping network videos :)

[@olorinhenderson]

After that amazing description of the soft velvet-like finish, when you ran your finger over the hanger I felt ASMR like nothing before. Thank you so much.

[@huliahoop702]

Yes! I love home shopping role plays! I also was always given asmr by certain infomercials! Please, will you sell me some pillows!? That's my most favorite type of shopping segment. They flufff them, smoosh them, smooth them and all in all demonstrate how comfy their pillows are. They even use models to show how the pillow supports the neck and back. No scratching tho. I would be forever grateful,since I cannot myself put out a video of your quality. You are awesome! Thank you for all you do!

[@azuremarill1280]

And it just... *pulls the shirt off* Falls off... Haha loved the video though, keep it up.

[@randomflyingpigeons]

Fantastic use of your unique speech patterns. Love this format, please make more!

[@TheASMRAngel]

I thought those little clips were meant to go around the hook of the hanger. I have something very similar and it makes so much more room in the wardrobe. I love watching the shopping channels, they can talk and talk and talk about stuff all day

[@elijahharmon4042]

Love the video, and the idea to make this a series! I always got tingles and felt so relaxed when watching home shopping networks. Thank you!

[@Scanurr]

I can't even begin to explain how much I loved this one Dmitri, reminds me of my beginning days of the tingles. We are going to need more of this style!! Great work!!!

[@don-lf4lt]

i want that fuckin hanger

[@BLAMAGES]

+Docta don't we all

[@JamSessionsEX]

+Docta I got some purple ones a few days ago. ^^

[@harleyvlogs3376]

Ive got one

[@JulianFernandez]

www.amazon.com/AmazonBasics-Velvet-Suit-Hangers-Pack/dp/B00FXNAAW2

[@Actias1974]

It’s 2022 and I still come back to this one

[@GregStewart1984]

Very relaxing. But wait, of course there is more...

[@TendoGamer]

You need to do a sequel to this!

[@PARISASMR]

Wow, that was pretty different from your other videos. It was great though and very relaxing. Greetings from Paris. 😉🇫🇷

[@rc2300s2r]

The Bob Ross reference in the description gave me an ah ha moment. I loved that guy. I would watch him all the time and get so relaxed with waves and waves of euphoria flowing through me like a happy little tree swaying in the wind. That I believe was my first asmr.

[@SynSys]

What a great idea.. as a kid I used to find QVC/Shopping Network very relaxing.. but not nearly as relaxing as this. Perfectly done.

[@LoxPlaysVidya]

If shopping channels ware like this i would never turn the TV off.

[@evilmorganfreeman2726]

Lol ware like this!

[@SuperHydrow]

+Chuck Norris I found you!

[@gan.3308]

+SuperHydrow you better run then

[@begobegovic1094]

cool story bro👍🏾

[@SuperHydrow]

@Kjeld Yeah because you'd be a sleep lole

[@DarkDestroyer98]

This is still one of my all time favorite rps from Dimitri. Underated.

[@Thundy]

Jeez, 4 years ago. 4 years ago I was in a really dark place and struggling with high school. Thanks Dimitri, for making it a little easier :)

[@gentlegamer_]

Your role plays are my favorites! I know they're a lot of work, and I do appreciate every minute! Thank you!

[@stormyascent6982]

This is amazing. I don't comment on every video, just the ones I particularly enjoy. Anyone can tap things and make sounds with different objects, but not just anybody can replicate your RPs.

[@bassist789]

Man I just keep coming back to this video! Thanks, Dmitri!

[@jackfarmboy]

Really enjoyed this format. Infomercials are the best thing to fall asleep too at 1 in the morning. More please :).

[@mase60391]

BILLY MAYS HERE!!!

[@flameshoter6]

+Mason Sousa ASMR Billy Mays

[@mase60391]

+Charlie Hill Are there any?

[@mattgarcia5489]

rip

[@flameshoter6]

Charlie Hill *starts rebellion* Who do we want? Billy Mays!!! When do we want it? Now!!!

[@magicawesomemukbangasmr1615]

Billy Mays is like the opposite of asmr, lol.

[@arrick7464]

I'm glad I'm not the only person who found home shopping network programming to be full of ASMR triggers. The jewelry programs late at night are the business!

[@LetsASMR]

Now I know what the coat hanger of the future looks like, amazing. This is awesome Dmitri haha plus a second box free???? Im sold! Thanks for this video hahaha

[@ladylolahester]

This is amazing. You should do one with a Tupperware set

[@KirasRift]

Told myself yesterday I wasn't gonna fall asleep to a dude selling me a coat hanger. Woke up with this in my watch history around the time I passed out. Proved me wrong dude, can't complain 😁

[@bronyde2276]

Making the Future Shopping Network into a series would be lovely!

[@darkenwarrior]

So it's a shop that's based in the future that's trying to sell 'retro' aka modern type items? Or is it a shop from the future broadcasting to the past to sell old items?

[@MiguelSantos-oy2qr]

But it is actually the name of the network!

[@flameshoter6]

+Drake Winters if its the second option that would be some sort of paradox. if you use money to bring into the future, it may cause a financial collapse. so then in the future it would just be dirt poor also.

[@TheBanMan]

+flameshoter6 obama's 3rd term

[@CanibalPicante]

I know you most likely won't see this as I am sure you are busy, but I wanted to personally thank you for taking time from your life to make these for all of us. Without the videos you make to help me relax on a daily basis I would have most likely went insane by now.

[@emilyhancock3456]

Love this! Really hope this becomes part of a series!

[@KoalaT420]

I come back to this all the time

[@huliahoop702]

I actually bought these because of this video haha and I love them! I didn't order online, they were just in the store I went to, and I remembered the great sales pitch I heard in this. Excellent purchase.

[@eternal_winter8713]

I demand a reboot of this series!

[@OnlyASMRHere]

This is by far my favourite trigger, When someone is trying to sell something and are examining the product carefully. Great Video, Longer version please?

[@ladylolahester]

4:12 "most fashion conscious pershun" 😂😂😂😂

[@stolasgoetia93]

Just the sound of your whispering voice was giving me tingles alone. I also loved the crinkling sounds with the coat hanger bags.But then again I've been having a bad month with being sick for nearly all of June, so I think some whispering is just what the doctor ordered.

[@Frostensen]

Lol, this is spot on with the repetitive phrases and "honest" demonstrations and all. More of this please :D

[@Dennissiple]

TV shopping shows are a fave of mine, and I'm not immune to their sales techniques, myself. Sleepless women buy tons of jewelry in the middle of the night. TV rule - remember not to wear stripes when shooting - they come alive and do weird and distracting visual things. I have a ton of these I bought on HSN and have used them for years. You were using the suit hanger that holds trousers as well, or heavy coats. The ones without the trouser bar are for lighter pieces - shirts, slinky dresses, etc. The dip in the hanger is for lightweight dresses that have little straps for hanging. The little things to hold another hanger below one another are supposed to be slipped over the hanger's hook, dropping them down just a few inches - not across the trouser bar. Cotton t-shirts are near impossible to use (on the smaller hangers), as the knitted cotton sticks to the hangers so much. That maneuver has a bit of a learning curve, though. I bought 100 with a bonus of 25 patterned hangers, 50 of the doubling thingies and 50 spring clips - no tie bar. More, please.

[@kilo3989]

Top notch! This is the tingliest non-medical video I've found yet!

[@regansawyer]

I keep coming back to this video. It is so relaxing. I wish it was longer! Well done :D

[@sarabfletcher]

I think ur acting is the best. I enjoy the comedic/cheesy cuteness. Super fun but so relaxing at the same time...simple & round....amazing :)

[@kelvin254kk]

I wish there's more this kind of videos, i like hearing and watching people selling things to me :D

[@m3lomah287]

i swear to allah its the best ASMR channel ever created!!!, keep going Dmitri!

[@scyapus]

This was a very enjoyable video. I hope to see more of it's kind. All of your videos are highly professional and I admire your work. Thanks, MassageASMR.

[@Mirandascorner]

Great video Dimitri! I enjoyed watching this! I got loads of tingles! Thank you for posting this.

[@juniorbattle21]

Really great creativity loved it!

[@chicken1009]

i fall asleep and when i woke up i felt rested like never before THNXXS!!!

[@SecretlyStarscream]

> Future Shopping > Clothing from the 90's Oh ok. Is that how we're doing things now

[@360XboxAddiction]

I'm both proud and ashamed to love ASMR...

[@KatieARoman]

Me too. Pretty sure if I showed someone a video they would think I was super weird.

[@360XboxAddiction]

KatieARoman It's best if we keep it secret haha!

[@aleksijevujovic7262]

Same here

[@xXxSuppaKidxXx]

I showed my friends because I figured they'd find out sooner or later

[@xXxSuppaKidxXx]

JYDN.J so odd to other people it seems

[@cyrilleyong9615]

Dmitri could describe a blank piece of paper and still give us tingles.

[@cyrilleyong9615]

Damn 19 year old me was hilarious

[@wotcpunk103]

Dimitri, this was absolutely fantastic. Tingles for days!

[@truufinator]

This is my go to relaxation video.

[@SelenaMichelleGeorge]

I can't stop watching this video so many tingles it helps me sleep every time! Thanks Manuel 😊

[@piercecleland7156]

Very refreshing roleplay idea, I'd like to see more with different items in the future, congrats on another great one.

[@freyamontgomery7690]

This was so relaxing one of my favourite videos from Dmitri

[@ZixxTheLegend]

pls more like this/memorized every word allready xD

[@GimmysT]

Zixx TheLegend me too!! We need more!

[@ladylolahester]

Please make more of these. I remember when they came out !

[@CCsTsang]

This was amazing. You definitely should make more of these.

[@jaiboibiscuit2363]

i wasn't sure what to expect when i first saw this but this was a great idea! it would make a fantastic series. :)

[@Metaly_black]

Oh my god I want other videos like this ! I love the concept !!! So relaxing

[@AshleyDawnization]

I normally watch the shopping network on low to help relax or fall asleep. It's relaxing.

[@gomez50588]

Tingles for days!! That was completely amazing loved every minute of it!! 👏👏😁👍

[@Tina-wj8fg]

Please Please please make more of these. This video is just absolutely amazing !

[@sicksammi6704]

PLEASE make more of these videos!!! & Thank you for this amazingly tingly video Dmitri!

[@AwsumCherry]

I come back here a lot to watch you describe the shape of the hanger starting at 1:30ish. Always makes me feel like my head is going to explode from the tingles 🤯

[@jaclynsteinmacher1248]

So glad to have had the time to make it to the under 300 club! Thanks Dmitri!

[@gadshrr6122]

You were my FIRST ASMRist I ever discovered.

[@RealJessiJackalope]

This was soooooooo insanely relaxing. Thank you.

[@tomlinvision]

this was a really neat concept, well done!

[@eCouchPotatoe]

Coat hanger comes up... lol. I love a touch of humor.

[@linkage432]

Dude, love me some infomercials! And this ASMR just makes it better. Would love more of these 😃

[@KawaiiPinkPunkStar]

So relaxing!!! You did a great job!

[@superawesomeninja2]

This is a really relaxing ad.

[@Asklepios27]

Well Dmitri, you've certainly COAT my attention with these hangers! I'll see myself out...

[@Y2Bennett]

Badum TSS

[@mase60391]

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! If you CLIP to purchase now we'll give you 2 bad puns for the price of 1

[@yaboigotmoney5911]

Lmao you're very punny.

[@Wyatt19961212]

I want to go hang myself after reading that

[@misaki-chan4911]

+Abby Aultman BUT WAIT THERES EVEN MORR TAN BEFORE! If you call us now, you'll get 1 horribly bad pun for the price of 2!

[@garwyn]

Love the future shopping network role plays. I always used to get asmr from the shopping channels. So with Dmitri doing it its even more effective. Maybe more? :)

[@wildbilltexas]

What we need to see here is Manwelle selling frilled shirts. :) Nice video! I have always enjoyed ASMR demonstration videos.

[@lynnen264]

Love this roleplay......your heavenly voice could calm anyone. That shirt looks great on you too

[@antiarugula]

You sure love to flirt

[@lynnen264]

Chola Lola You mistake kindness and a compliment for flirting. It is all in the "intent" I love Humans....especially the one I am married to

[@JekrisMaravilla]

Wow! More of this please! Amazing roleplay.