ASMR | Giving Pokemon Cards A Massage

[@D4wn0fAppl35]

The relief i felt knowing these were just common and energy cards. Came in with stress, left with none

[@Radicall_hell]

REAL nvm i got to the 4:00 where he starts on normal pokemon cards

[@bwezzy]

​@@Radicall_hellnothing too rare though

[@ShiroASMR.]

I still keep all of my cards in nice condition. Only because I like to deck build.

[@sharmarishit990]

The towel in the background 🐘

[@ТимофейПоносов-ф5щ]

Наш слоняра 💪😎

[@qrmifne_]

Doing masturbation 💀

[@Siddhu__0007]

I think it's for his going to be born baby😊

[@D4wn0fAppl35]

That's... That's not really a towel. That's for burping a baby just in case they do more then burp. Could also just be a blanket, but it's too soft looking to be a towel.

[@PauloSilva19000]

@@D4wn0fAppl35 im not saying you are wrong but "it's too soft looking to be a towel"? you know that there are towels as soft as a blanket right? xD

[@h2ocraziness780]

The battling between the two is really creative and cool I think he should do one of these after every Pokémon pack opening

[@gelid.]

I agree, and he should take the winners from every video and make a championship type vid where all winners go up against each other 👀🍿

[@Sem-ifinalist]

I assumed the worst and expected 30 mins of bending some super rare card. Glad it turned out stress free and mad relaxing

[@zappiestlynx9567]

For real. It would’ve been fight on sight if we was out here abusing a 10+$ valued card

[@D4wn0fAppl35]

That was my main worry seeing it, am very glad it's just energy and common cards.

[@Simzy0_o]

Elephant themed nursery? That's so adorable!

[@whispersoft]

I’m not in charge of

[@makaylamurray7172]

@@whispersoftwell let your wife know she’s doing a great job!

[@perrycoffey5410]

Hes married dors he know marriage is extremely stupid for males nowadays does he not know about fee mail nature hes a simp ​@@makaylamurray7172

[@Saraa147]

Giving Pokemon cards a massage is one of my favourite triggers of yours

[@clayrages2423]

Same

[@hueiehieiu]

The "mystery" energy is dark type

[@amberandrews6148]

As a Pokémon card this was a ten out of ten massage would recommend

[@clayrages2423]

Same here! As a water energy this was a very calming experience, 10/10

[@ThatRandomRoblox_Vortex]

As a grass energy card it was sooo relaxing! Definitely would recommend. Also for others to know, it was for free!!!

[@Helplessfiction_2757]

As a dark energy, it felt so good that when i got played with a snorlax for absolutely no reason, i couldn't even be angry. Definitely just right, i'd even have the guts to say he has fairy hands.

[@rookpawn9]

As a fire energy card I agree

[@deathreaper-pc6gq]

As a psychic energy I enjoyed this very much and bent all my spoons

[@Skipper.scared1337]

As someone who know the pokemon type chart, this is killing me, but banger asmr king, the pokemon massage vids are the best

[@kai1765]

Dude same

[@kxrishock]

Yeah bro same here but still good asmr tho🙏

[@Cdog300]

I am only 3 minutes in and haven’t seen any mistakes yet besides the not knowing dark energy. Keep in mind the TCH type chart is far different than in the games. I will see soon how badly he is messing up…

[@Liko35]

Let’s take a look at the Ambipom vs Crocalor (~ 12:00 ) fight from the video game perspective. Now let’s say these are two wild Pokémon fighting with one another. No type advantages however there are two things Ambipom has over Crocalor. It’s base stats and growth rate. Let's talk about the growth rate first. Ambipom is put into the Fast growth rate while Crocalor is put into a Medium Slow growth rate. Most likely Ambipom will have the level advantage over Crocalor and if it doesn’t well then it’s got the speed. Now looking at its base stats it has a total value of 482 and Crocalor has 411. Crocalor is not fully evolved yet which is why its base is so low. Not to mention it is weak to various moves such as Water, Ground, and Rock. Ambipom is only weak to one move which is fighting. Crocalor cannot learn a fighting type move from Level Up, Egg Moves, or TM. With Ambipom however, it can learn Water Pulse and Mud-Slap by TM if it has a trainer which it does not in this situation. So what are we left with? An Ambipom that has a 100 base attack and 115 base speed. Crocalor has a 90 base special attack. Now most fire-type moves are special minus a couple of them but this won’t be enough to save Crocalor. Making Ambipom our winner! (Why did I do this? It’s 3 am and I can’t sleep why do you think I’m here? Also, I’m not the best at the games so I'm sorry if I may have gotten something wrong. I apologize but in my opinion, I can’t see Crocalor winning especially if the Ambipom knows Last Resort.)

[@Car-67]

Sweat

[@swvvl]

who cares

[@vortexx8257]

This video is amazing. Loved how you interpreted the cards as you liked and had a blast while doing it. Felt like when i played with pokemon and yugioh cards with my friends as a kid. Loved it.

[@HenroldThe1st]

Mint condition ❌ Lightly played ❌ lightly massaged ✅✅✅

[@Simzy0_o]

Yesss! My favorite short you made was massaging Pokemon cards so this was awesome

[@whispersoft]

Ha noce

[@whispersoft]

Nice

[@KhiannaMcFadden]

​@@whispersoftWhen I translated it it said it has walnut😂😂😂

[@mr_tofie6088]

The almost stretchy sound effect when you rub on a card is theeee ASMR trigger of all time

[@noraeld5020]

This is such a good trigger I've never heard before. I've just discovered you through your shorts and I'm very happy about it

[@RDK_54]

The idea of making them battle is amazing, so relaxing and is also fun. I'm hope the next Pokémon card opening you do the same

[@ODYSSEYoriginsz]

WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR UPCOMING LITTLE ONE , BRETT🎉❤

[@Sharkacy]

he's grown up so fast 😪

[@The.OG.End69]

He's pregnant?!

[@ODYSSEYoriginsz]

@@The.OG.End69 his wife is pregnant, he's gonna be a father!!😂

[@zeedrend7765]

this one got the tingles really going

[@chupaachuu]

I love this massaging cards series please do more! I also LOVED the battles, It was really fun listening to :))

[@RUERUENEEDSHELP]

Don't know how you come up with these ideas but I'm here for it

[@thevexprojecthd7620]

6:46 It really depends on who's faster because they both can technically kill each other in two hits.

[@hhanss]

thats the best asmr ive seen in some weeks

[@oouh]

I love these sounds so much

[@bargames88]

This was great and so relaxing lol would really like to see a part two

[@QuintionJackson]

Unique asmr. Please do some more 🙏🔥

[@Hati66]

Tingled through the whole thing, great video! I'm going for a nap now.😊😪

[@DrinkMilk-1]

Feels and sounds good. Breaks my fucking heart

[@spookyskellinton]

3:57 so so tingly

[@ZackerYGO]

the whole pokemon face off thing was so relaxing

[@MakeSoundASMR]

It is very interesting to hear these sounds

[@dahlee22]

you should make another one of these, super relaxing

[@susmoysusmoy253]

Pokemon cards was my favorite collection

[@barthotymous]

2:14 that is the card version of Dark type

[@noahmason7228]

the wrapper was just as good

[@dominikmiskolci6827]

You are a genius. I love it😍

[@nickyholiday86]

Please do more of these!!

[@ducknappeo9015]

That energy is called dark🤓👆

[@ParkerOuellette137]

You have some weird asmr video ideas but they are always better than you would expect keep up the good work

[@IsaiahReady]

Back then if I did that to my Pokemon cards I'd be dead even if they were energies 💀⚰️🥶🗿

[@XpoxxyX]

I NEEEEED a no talking version of this!!!

[@movebean]

I want Wendy’s

[@whispersoft]

You

[@tzontzini9129]

Hell nah bro doesn't give up 💀

[@Lukasma-1]

Yay he is here

[@Wukong-u3w]

Yippe

[@flashy6074]

Can I come

[@zeldafan3755]

I know it’s just energies but it still hurts my soul to see cards bent, 10/10 tingles tho

[@JaegerLeo]

Everyone talking about Zebstrika winning against Naclstack, but no one talks how simisage actually wins against both of them (Zebstrika needs 2 shots, but after recoil Simisage only needs 1 and Naclstack gets 1 shotted)

[@SerryJeinfeld32]

Nerd

[@liamkaspo518]

When his kid grows up "dad, why are all the cards bent?"

[@AivanDay]

Can u do another like this pls 😊

[@Lemmon_Wicker]

I liked watching the battles😊

[@miawkitty-ek2xc]

I just found your channel ❤ you're amazing

[@LemonLoafEucharist]

Just seeing your thumbnails makes me sleepy cuz of how much I love falling asleep to ur videos 😂💕

[@LuggenLDE]

Please more this was soooo good

[@kaylabaptista4900]

This video was too entertaining especially since I'm playing pokemon shield right now lol

[@LilAonbeats]

Oh thank god their engery cards i was finna have a heartattack

[@miawkitty-ek2xc]

i love Dumbo a lot ❤❤❤

[@hnjn]

need another vid like this!

[@josephward5499]

It’s pretty cool u playing with the cards as info asmr I don’t know how to play Pokémon I kinda do now listening to u I’ve watched your channel off and on for while like everyone else I mpg back and forth with ASMRTIST pretty cool buddy

[@DragonBallJules]

8:03 flamingo is flying and fighting Orbeetle is bug and psychic but orbeetle would still win because psychic beats fighting

[@23hoursofsleep]

flying beats bug 🤷‍♂️

[@Cdog300]

We are talking about the TCG. In the TCG the type chart works differently.

[@KCTheHedgehog]

If you ever do this again, each Pokémon card has an indication for what their weak to in the bottom left

[@crownrevenge1231]

dang that’s gnarly 💀

[@supergamer-wd1vn]

As someone who collects Pokémon cards this pains me as a few of those cards were worth a decent amount of money and some are extremely hard to pull off

[@supergamer-wd1vn]

I don’t know anything abt Pokémon cards this is an amazing video I love the sounds of the cards😊

[@YumDex]

Anyone want Burger King?

[@kuroXmiko]

Ngl I could use a big king xxl right now

[@clayrages2423]

Please get me a whopper

[@i.d.k5039]

Yes pls

[@angel1god]

Great video . Your videos are amazing 🤩

[@FENCHICK123]

Can you make a video with the "what color is this" moment or a measuring ruler, these are my favorite triggers🤠

[@Knummybunny]

It still was painful to watch but it definitely could have been something valuable 🙏

[@widepeepohappy820]

"for 10k likes ill massage a PSA 10 base set charizard, Leave a like and subscribe" Just imagine the madnes😂

[@spookyskellinton]

Big fan of pitting the cards against each other

[@The-ASMR-Outdoorsman]

Hey - did my own rendition of this video. I hope you don't mind. I made sure to give you credit for the idea in the comments as well as in the video!

[@alinekaiper293]

Im mad, you made zebstrika take the 50 damage debuff, but not the naclstack take his 30 damage debuff, zebstrika clearly won

[@randomstuffido4368]

Also, it wasn’t rock. It was fighting so zebstrika and crocolor won

[@Anonymous-wg5cz]

@@randomstuffido4368he is obviously not taking it seriously chill lmao

[@frostyflame589]

“Iam the one who collects”

[@らじ男-p2v]

Really good.

[@gabrielepassoni8598]

I swear I would love to have a series of pokemon king of the hill ASMR tournament

[@SerryJeinfeld32]

Damnit Bobby

[@DJC2525]

Hi love the videos

[@k3ksiii]

I like the sound but my Pokemon card collector heart hurts when I look at it

[@50erfahrer]

The Pokemon ad that I wachted before the vid started🗿

[@lillie3029]

My heart hurts. The cards are gonna be so bent… Very tingly tho

[@anotheruniqueusername]

at least it's just energy cards

[@sihiri_kabari]

14:06 CHEATING I CALL CHEATING!! That’s a fighting type, mane🥲

[@SteeleKnight27]

No it’s not

[@BDEchannel]

Please when your kid is old enough to crawl make a short of her choosing her first starter

[@Stage4Details]

I think everything you said about a mechanic in the game or about it was wrong 😂 but great asmr sir !

[@somerandomperson8526]

He should buy a replica Shiny charizard and bend it just to mess with people

[@ceramicfawn]

we eating good in the hood with this one

[@Albaner5656]

,,Monkey, you done!!‘‘ 😭

[@PokiDraco]

This is so much fun

[@Soundsmithasmr]

Thank you elephant man

[@izanami9093]

Thank god he’s using bulk cards 😭

[@clayrages2423]

Fr I was scared he was gon pull a Charizard

[@BassicxYT]

can u pls do a pokeman card massage vidio without talking pls? so its less louder pls

[@Cassidy_Golden_Freddy1]

Lol ive been listening to this while playing fortnite. Helped me get two victories ❤😂

[@kepler4445]

In total you would make 6.5 dollars if you sold the cards not counting the energy

[@Elvinhr]

Do asmr rare charizard pokemon card😁

[@ELdASenSei]

Going for those PSA 1's I see

Bring back the lion plush

[@Revits.gaming.1357]

This hurts my soul. Good sounds but the card damage it hurts

[@clayrages2423]

Same even though none of them are worth much

[@Revits.gaming.1357]

@@clayrages2423 yeah

[@adminghimire8829]

Kinda funny no one noticed he is calling fighting types rock types

[@frogmann-ug3cs]

That thumbnail makes me irrationally furious.

[@RyansBeans]

Fellow michigander here, will you ever have like a P.O. box where we can send you cool stuff aka more pokemon cards?

[@Breaded-toast]

Grass. 🗿

[@davisdapiton9676]

Do this with a PS 10 Holographic Charizard.

[@marcelohenri]

Some time later... "Giving Air a Massage"

[@Paioki]

I just kno Pokemon card collectors are shaking in their boots rn

[@emirawrrr1328]

51 secs, nice

[@BassicxYT]

lets go w vid

[@Lukasma-1]

Rip I want Wendy's guy

[@w0olfs]

Who's Wendy's?

[@Lukasma-1]

@@w0olfs so basically on all his videos there's someone that says I want Wendy's and today he didn't for now

[@valeriakurucz327]

he commented😊😅

[@user-Tysonthebeeg]

Even though I know they are just common and energy's it still triggers me