ASMR | Harvest the Marriage Counselor

Harvest uses her unconventional methods to once again save her little corner of the world. Namaste bitches!

[@Sarabibliomania1]

The way she starts twitching when talking about her marriage. And McDonalds! She’s losing it.

[@OutsideGalaxy]

Pretty sure Fisher is dead in Harvest's garden somewhere. LOVE THIS!

[@Mmercury24]

OMG Harvest is finally starting to snap!

[@le_Gay]

Harvest Snapped, my suspicions have been right all along!!

[@elrehaan]

Oh my god. Harvest is learning and adapting. This is terrifying. (I LOVE IT.) Edit: ok I spoke too soon. Harvest is cracking and it is amazing. I had a giant grin on my face the whole way through this video. Mary you are a genius.

[@SkyleonMK7]

I will never be able to get over your ability to act and improvise.

[@beckyriddle6650]

No one does crazy better than Harvest. New theory: Harvest killed her husband and dissolved his body in all natural juices.

[@vannarenee122]

Becky Riddle Yes!!!

[@tessar6820]

“Kaboom..? Yeah that’s the sound of cancer blowing up in your body” 😭😭😂😂

[@billy88keys26]

LMAO

[@laurel953]

12:37 (paused) is the very essence of Harvest

[@averynoellerose]

Lmao!!!!

[@SuperficialGloworm]

Mary, your satire restores my faith in humanity. Thank you.

[@ReBeckyFernandez]

“I smile a lot because my life is so much better.. it’s an authentic life” lmfao I died!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kayytheprincess]

I’m gonna nitpick the hell out of this video. Yeah, nitpick how much I LOVE IT AND YOU SO MUCH. Thank you❤️ don’t stress about the audio, stuff happens no biggie. Glad to see Harvest again

[@SteakBear]

“I do have a porcupine you can use as a lint brush!” I’m dyinggg 😂

[@alimarcus854]

Harvest is your best character

[@vm88940]

Ali Marcus I can't decide who I love more. Lynette was the first character I watched so I love her for that; Harvest, OMG😂😂😂 she lays some truth on me; the Sparkly Friend, Charity, she's so annoying I love her. I think in my head they are all equally lovable.

[@Sarah_Pratt]

She’s my favorite character too for a good laugh, Lynette is also so spot on to my country in laws though! Mary’s great!

[@delindaracks5261]

I go with harvest or our sparkly friend

[@MsShadowBlossom]

Ali Marcus Charity's my fave tho tbh 💖💁🏽

[@kolisuee7515]

Charity must be the number One 😍

[@ThatSoundsLovely]

"N-gee" had me laughing in the first few seconds 😂

[@sabrinat7414]

XD When she pulled out the burger!!!

[@SweetDreamsMaia]

Harvest videos are my FAVORITE! I was thinking of her on the dog mom faceboook group I was on when this woman went off on a dog mom because she bought her dog toys instead of walking it for ten miles or whatever. And went on to say that buying toys for dogs is just a lazy way to exercise them and that she has a "real" bond with her dogs because she doesn't buy toys and all dog toy money should go towards charity instead of unhealthy toxic dog toys. So I firmly believe that woman was either Harvest or Harvest's twin sister. Who knew sanctimonious dog moms were a thing?!

[@WaluigiWhispers]

I feel like Harvest smells like hemp oil and pit sweat 😂 But seriously Mary, I love how fully fleshed put your characters are, and your videos are even better than TV.

[@helenhraz]

Harvest is back and better than ever! I’m so excited to watch this 😂 This upload made my day 💕

[@DreamWondersASMR]

she is freaking amazing isn't she ? i love her so much

[@billy88keys26]

On the next episode of SNAPPED - Harvest Condescenda Fallowfield. Lmfao!

[@DianaMillan]

That middle name is everything! Lol!

[@NoOne-mh7ww]

When I saw Harvest eat that Macdonalds I was like “OH HARVEST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU”

[@vannarenee122]

No One my mouth was GAPING.

[@kirstenscroggins9125]

The Radiator fluid? oh no, that stuff is bad for the environment so, I poured it out in the creek 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@kirstenscroggins9125]

Am I the only one who got that?

[@ThatSoundsLovely]

That part totally cracked me up 😂

[@okay.3170]

You must be kidding me!! Literally half an hour ago I started watching for the third time on of your Harvest videos! You are so talented and funny, it's pretty clear your channel is going to grow a lot.. Keep up!

[@megreads824]

Poor Harvest! She finally cracked! LMFAO!!! You rock, Mary!

[@melxnh3ad]

I bet that marriage is *w-wonderful*

[@thefamoffive3617]

My theory is that Fisher divorced Harvest... that's why she snaps when she talks about him and he's ALWAYS away!!! I mean we have finally seen the kids! She even says he doesn't call and says weird things... he cheated on her and they get/got divorced... If I'm right or u actually use this theory for a video PLS GIVE ME A SHUT OUT!!! Every night u help me get to sleep, ur the best!!!

[@billy88keys26]

I think Fisher's "project" in South America is, in truth, looking for an Argentinian firecracker. Wink, wink.

[@MilaraLove]

Lol I love that there are harvest fan theories

[@rociorivas62]

The eye twitch when Harvest talked about her husband had me in stitches :'D lmaoooo so hilarious. also yayy shout out to my countryyyy in that moment!

[@cgale1971]

You are such a gifted character actress. The way you have this flow of conversation and then pause and react and then back to conversation. Really brilliant!

[@DemetersFire]

*gets spinach stuck in teeth* HARVEST YOU LIED TO ME

[@corarose7363]

The counting at the end was so hilarious. And the basket hubcaps! Too funny. Thanks for making me laugh at the same time as making me relaxed and sleepy. What a gift 💕

[@ahanemone]

The audio sounds just fine :) Harvest is just so hilarious. The judgement in her voice just makes me laugh

[@yaboyharv]

the look of utter shock on my face when you took the first bite could be seen from space

[@Rhapsody151]

I love how everyone is saying she snapped because she's eating a burger but breaking into peoples cars and taking their passengers seats hostage is just an average monday morning for Harvest XD

[@ZanderFoster]

“Oh no it’s bad for the environment so I poured it out in the creek” lol 😂

[@rachethanivey3438]

Yaaaaaas I’ve been waiting on another Harvest role play! I love these things so much!! Thank you for your work ❤️

[@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150]

"it's like you want to die." you have no idea

[@judiedison3633]

I love all your videos. Best role playing ever!

[@thefamoffive3617]

HARVEST!!! I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU!!! I bet you need floss or grass for your burger addiction huh?

[@thefamoffive3617]

Grow your own floss am I right? Also how are you not banned from mcdonalds? Banned from target but not from there... but don't worry mcdonalds isn't even animal meat so it's fine!!! No harm to the environment there!!! #ImLovingIt

[@velvetzelda719]

ANIMAL and GLUTEN in Harvest's mouth?!!!!

[@backtothebooks9201]

See, the problem with this is that I generally put on ASMR to give me something to kind of half listen to while I'm studying, but Harvest and your other characters are so fantastic and this was truly so hilarious that I just fucked off my work and have sat watching this instead! No regrets. Harvest is a masterpiece and I literally cannot wait to watch the next stage of her devolving.

[@sabrinat7414]

I thought I watched all your Harvest videos but apparently I didnt! Thats so crazy! Im so excited for this

[@RipeLemon]

Thank you for all you do Mary ♡ A caring friend role play would be a dream come true ♡

[@velvetzelda719]

Christmas has come early - a brand spanking new video of the most obnoxious whelp on the (save the)planet :) Thank you!!!!

[@dream-landing]

Haven't watched it yet but I'm already saying thank you because I have the worst couple of days and it's only going to get worse as the week continues. I've dreaded going home and going to bed because of how stressed I am but with this video, I know I'll fall asleep smiling. You are a shining beam of light, Mary. Thanks for all that you do.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Sam I'm so sorry to hear that you're going through such a tough time. I'll be thinking about you! ❤️❤️ I sincerely hope things turn around and get better for you soon. 💓💓

[@SodaPopJX]

I hope you're doing better!!!🥰😊

[@bell-collector5772]

The “except you.. you get baskets” was too funny 😂

[@BurgessBrainVomit]

FRASIER REFERENCE! RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING! YAY! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!

[@ss-tt7ym]

you've literally made my day thanks so much Harvest is my favourite

[@jillanehogard5896]

OMG! Harvest is my favorite! That hat! What a hoot! Thank you thank you. Such a joy to watch

[@cgale1971]

This is your best yet. Second viewing and rushing to get through errands to watch again.

[@EmeraldStarryEyez]

I'm trying to lose my little bit of baby weight from my pregnancy and dieting at moment.... last thing i expected to see was a delicious looking McDonald's burger. This should have come with a warning! Apart from that, funny and fabulous video as ever. Thanks for your efforts. :)

[@Laura.v.b]

Ugh I love it. the Close your eyes bit had me in stitches! :D

[@willow8186]

0:24 Only 24 seconds in and I’m in stitches. She grew the beans herself … for the *b e a n b a g c h a i r s* !! 🤣🤣🤣

[@nm-bl3nn]

These are better than SNL

[@vee3133]

"Your life is already sad" omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ata4ya]

Hooray for Harvest! This video was awesome! You voice sounded lovely as usual.

[@yasminbuchanan5923]

This was such a cute video. I didn't even realize the glitches till I read the description box. 😍😍😍

[@lucybell1767]

Am I the only one that would think it would be to see Harvest in jail😂? Can you imagine how she would be trying to make her own soap and the such! That would be hysterical.

[@gillianbarth5927]

Harvest is gonna get her ass arrested 😂😂 but seriously, today was a rough depression day and this video is making it better. Thank you!!!

[@islandgirl9166]

Just when I thought it couldn't get any funnier!! It does

[@kristikeller7238]

Ohhhh Harvest gives me life!

[@Sarah_Pratt]

BLESS YOU “Harvest”’ I SOOOOO needed this today!!!!!!!

[@LoveOfMine1]

Harvest is so great! lol (ridiculous and I love it.) I know someone who reminds me so much of her. Especially with the "avoiding poisions" thing. Haha thanks for all of your videos!! ❤

[@LoveOfMine1]

Just saw the "I made all of this with Oregano" part. Hahaha omg.

[@vm88940]

Harvest, you're doing fine sweetie. Fisher will come back.

[@startswithq8823]

Sis took someone's whole PASSENGER SEAT!! Next Level...

[@karenbmorgan5415]

Someday I hope to be Harvest! She is my guru. lol. Loooove your videos! They are the best!

[@keyboardsaviour]

Omg I was watching Lynette babysitting but NEW UPLOAD

[@Debrrrs]

"Not you. You get baskets."😂😂😂

[@kirbykplay5233]

I'm starting to think that the next Harvest video will be Harvest Has A Mental Breakdown

[@wendyescalera666]

This is PURE GOLD.

[@izzy1933]

Your descriptions are gold 😊

[@natrium2307]

"Kaboom" will now officially change their advertising tag line to 9:39.

[@jordin_the_otaku4256]

I hope you never stop

[@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150]

"That's the sound of cancer." XD IM DEAD

[@agentredfox]

Yay more Harvest!!! Bahahaha love the twitch & cheeseburger sneak!

[@sakuraa4414]

My new life goal is to make my own bean bags like Harvest does. XD she sets the new standard for living.

[@caralinestanley9783]

Yay!!! I love harvest

[@krystalpawlak]

Videos awesome! Not seeing anything mentioned above 💗

[@annastanner]

You've outdone yourself Mary!

[@FarFromAlegend]

This was really good You are FUNNY!!!!!!

[@bernadettemcmahon9057]

Lol lol ....great video! Looking forward to more..tfs!

[@projectashe2593]

Yay Harvest is the queen!!

[@bridieloughton7855]

Favourite southern asmr role play character; mgey

[@eccentricnoise3583]

My favorite sanctimonious character :D

[@jonnalaine4968]

hi!😊i love your channel😍i don't usually like asmr roleplays,but your's i love!so funny!😄

[@copenhagenblue59]

Harvest, making life better one rutabaga at a time.

[@beckypeddie8817]

Oh Harvest. I know and have known you so many times in this life. You have to take this on the road as stand up. (Porcupines and marmots. I'm dying.)

[@daisybolt9100]

I love harvest so much x i couldnt notice the glitches because i was too busy saying namaste bitches! Keep up the good work mary we love you so much!!

[@noxplum]

24:51 LMAOOO i lost it at this point hahhahaha

[@imthenervouswreckful]

HARVEST! CHRISTMAS! SPECIAAAAAAAL!!!

[@holly-janegray2128]

Ooh, Harvest has a dark secret I wonder what else is going to happen to her in the next video

[@TrainTransportShortsOfficial]

There’s a tiny tiny tiny 5% peice of harvest in many of us but way less crazy, the difference is , we don’t let that side of us talk, often or ever in most cases , and we don’t allow this small part of us to kidnap people and remove things from their cars 😂😂

[@goopy5853]

Rose Queen yup😂

[@musicalqueen38]

Harvest has snapped.

[@rashidatyler4493]

argentinian sand flea lol 😂😂😂

[@turastokes]

I live for harvest!!!

[@Redmel9]

Hilarious! You are so talented!

[@vm88940]

Omg, now that's fall and o read "Harvest" everywhere I can't help but think of you Mary. 😀😀😀😀 I just love Harvest. Namaste Bitches! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fairfarren38]

Never thought I'd hear someone mention Aracaunas in an ASMR video!

[@k92wilding16]

I really love this!!!

[@luciditymarch__]

Okay if I was there, I would have opened my eyes when I would have noticed the change in her voice as she was eating. I would have known something was up lol

[@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150]

"not everyone's like me." thank you god. JK I LOVE YOU MARY

[@x_rocky-fromspace2150]

HOLY CRAP HARVEST JUST TOOK A BITE OUT OF A CHEESBURGER FILLED WITH NASTY GMO'S