ASMR - Horrifyingly Bad Dentist

[@PicksVR]

He did it. Patrick did a role play. Only OG pat fans will know how long we’ve been waiting for this. Thank you pat.

[@PatricksASMR]

You're welcome :)

[@burrowthechurro]

@@PatricksASMRI love you

[@mindypatterson7302]

“I’m an evening dentist” really got me for some reason, whole video is gold

[@doomsdimension1663]

This roleplay made me laugh a little too hard...i went from being insulted, to getting complimented, and now i'm witnessing my dentist promote his onlyfans The light triggers were pretty neat too

[@operationsyaf]

That stapler-flashlight camera combo is pure genius.

[@oddity404]

miss manganese does it a lot so you might like her asmr! patrick also loves her channel he had it linked in the description a while back

[@operationsyaf]

@@oddity404ahh that’s cool. It’s my first time experiencing that trigger and it’s amazing lol

[@e_same]

This roleplay is awesome. It’s actually great that it’s not so rigid and rehearsed feeling. Would love to see more of these if you’re up for it

[@floofyneko5531]

Where's your roleplay😩😩😩😩 I been waiting

[@AverageCowboysFan89]

​@@floofyneko5531huh? She didn't say she was roleplaying

[@floofyneko5531]

@@AverageCowboysFan89 she doesn't need to😈

[@AverageCowboysFan89]

@@floofyneko5531 wow calm down there buckaroo

[@floofyneko5531]

@@AverageCowboysFan89 😂😂 alright alright Im just playin

[@TheHolyHomeboy]

That 9:00 min plot twist though. This wasn't just asmr, it was a sad tale that brought a tear to my eye.

[@isabellabney7568]

I love that he is so open about everything and he’s funny😂”let me see that disgusting a$$ mouth”😂😂😂”see I’m not like other dentist i’m actually a registered s3x offender”😂😂😂😂

[@Shield954]

I laughed so hard at that part 💀💀💀

[@omnijames1170]

he's hilarious I love him sm literally saw the n*pple ASMR vid and thought omg this dude slaps lmao

[@isabellabney7568]

@@Shield954 I was just trying to sleep and ended up dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pazuzu1]

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[@isabellabney7568]

@@pazuzu1”let me see that disgusting a$$ mouth of yours”-4:51 “See I’m not like other dentist I’m actually a registered s3x offender”-9:11

[@Inkymarkergg]

I actually find going to the dentist very relaxing. But now I don‘t know if I want to go to Patrick dentist or my dentist

[@itsguccigalaxy]

You got to Patrick after your dentist

[@BakingWithLeonKennedy]

Patrick is your dentist now.

[@justinarnett9873]

But he's an evening dentist

[@masongordon3611]

Wait your dentist is relaxing 😮

[@naia-gl2nf]

I find it relaxing when I get nitrious oxide.

[@CherryMitsu]

This is somehow simultaneously incredibly funny and incredibly relaxing?? And I love it??

[@drae1025]

had to pause the video and recuperate after that stain joke omg💀

[@skylart333]

SAME HAHHhshhsshsahah

[@madsiero]

this cheered me up so much LMAO also that “camera” trigger with the light is gold

[@wyrmmak]

The camera shutter sound is sooooo good, def my favorite trigger in this vid. I did wanna say even though this didn’t go the way you planned I admire that even when making jokes, you still take asmr so seriously. It’s not gimmicky, and you dont sacrifice the audio quality for comedy or a punchline. Love the soft speaking, it’s really such a distinct part of your asmr, great vid Patrick!!

[@mox.]

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[@srcnormal]

It may not have gone the way you intended, but the way it happened was actually one of the best "worst _____" role plays I've seen because of your relaxed demeanor and nonchalant carelessness about the viewer mixed with your self depreciating jokes and statements. You really are the worst dentist 😂👍

[@Lil_yardstick]

I only found you recently, and I’ve never been a fan of visual triggers, but the way you do them is just mesmerizing! Not to mention your silly humor catches me off guard everytime lmao

[@Rainbowpeppercorns]

Once, I had an awesome pediatric dentist. One day, it was sold to another practitioner. I kid you not, he redecorated the entire office with a pirate theme. He then pretended to be a pirate as he cleaned me teeth. He pretended the scraper was a little hook. He threatened to keel-haul me for not flossing. I am not joking but it was truly a strange and psychedelic experience. Needless to say I did not go back, for it very much felt like being captured and held at hookpoint by an old timey pirate and I felt lucky to have escaped his evil clutches. I am so excited for this concept and stoked that you've been streaming :o

[@mabwag32]

"Jesus christ, that is disgusting"😅😂

[@VicCelMic]

TIMESTAMPS 0:00 Intro 0:25 Golve sounds and dentist role-play 2:19 Church story ⛪️ 3:38 Roasting your mouth👄 5:05 Roasing you on 4chan 5:53 Taking pictures 📸 (to post them on 4chan) 6:16 Roasting/anti-roasting or something like that 6:40 His OnlyFans 6:53 Some more pictures 📸 7:28 Some hands movements (in the mouth BTW)✋️ 7:51 He is gonna file down all the nasty goofy ahh gross layer of you teeth🦷 8:47 Now he makes you teeth smooth with a brush I guess🦷 9:31 The schlong story 10:23 Black infinity cube (I think he forgot he's a dentist) 11:31 Lip gloss👄 13:52 Hand movements 14:13 Glove sounds 15:22 Teeth brushing 🦷 16:43 Outro Just imagine that this is the first video that you see from this guy Day 2 of making timestamps until I become a moderator

[@gabbyreads]

This is so funny I was smiling the whole time 😂 these “worst ____” videos can be so hit or miss but this was one of my favorites I’ve ever seen!

[@Judgementfr]

9:10 Patrick this shit got me dying😂

[@madmaxxx01]

Patrick roleplays are top tier. They're funny, not too serious, and he still incorporates his style of ASMR into it! I love it 💗

[@juliaallen1578]

I think this is his only one

[@skylart333]

BRO THIS IS UNREAL HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. You’re my fav asmrtist

[@EpixSt33Lz]

This is straight comedy gold! Hard to fall asleep when i chuckle every 20 seconds.

[@vi_vexx]

This is unhinged. It's perfect. Absolutely loved the photo and lip gloss triggers, btw.

[@commonjessica717]

me watching this silly goose apply lipgloss to my forehead: 6:23 seriously though the chaotic humor was oddly relaxing, reminds me of those chill male nurses who will like come draw your blood in basketball shorts with a can of monster. also that stapler camera sound?? magic

[@Yodaballer]

Patrick, you are one of my favorite asmrtists. Watching the journey of an up and coming asmrtist is very gratifying, and its nice to catch someone like you early on in your career. Your asmr is genuinely some of the best I've seen, because you don't try to go for a professional look, you embrace the Lo-Fi and the awkwardness. I love how you experiment with triggers and visual asmr to see how you do, and how you try your best every video to make us tingle. Your efforts do not go unnoticed, and I look forward to seeing you grow in the future.

[@Alwayshungryandtired]

Came expecting a story about a horrifying dentist, left with a dentist roleplay! And it still felt so much more natural than some peoples stiff, overplanned roleplays. I love it! Thanks again!

[@Alwayshungryandtired]

Also I LOLd I had to go back and find the part but it's 4:45 where he insults me and then laughs about it 🤣🤣🤣

[@TooColdProdz]

Patrick’s probably one of the funniest asmrtists out there. He’s just effortlessly funny 😂

[@ate_a_radio]

the stapler camera with the light was honestly such a good combination of visual and audio tingles

[@DarlingKuromi]

3:51 4:50 man had me dead, I haven’t laughed from Asmr before, he takes the trophy

[@TiTAN_0917]

The stapler and light when taking pictures was perfection

[@freeckotreecko]

I swear that staples + torch light was hella satisfying and tingly. You can make an entire video just on that!

[@stinkypicklemonster]

patrick doing night dentistry on me was the last thing i expected to be putting me to sleep tonight but god is it tingly

[@helenk807]

Subscribers: "it's nice to see him getting comfortable with roleplays" Patrick: Makes himself a sex offender with adhd who works as an unlicensed dentist in the evening. I can't 😂😂❤

[@skullyadris]

i've been dealing with a fuckton of stress and anxiety lately, losing friends and shit of that nature. this was a breath of fresh air, and gave me something to smile and laugh about. thank you so much patrick

[@polishnshne]

Your sense of humor is 10/10

[@Sleepsludge]

That church speech was so real. Every time I went I was like “what chapter are we on? I don’t know any of these characters” went back with family once and everyone knew where to go to in the book and I just gave up, it’s like starting a class in the middle of the semester

[@Sleepsludge]

Dentist that calls it my “stinky mouth” and says it’s FUBAR and wants to post me on 4chan is actually everything I want

[@2000stasis]

the stapler/flashlight trigger was super creative. really got me. funny as hell video too man

[@bubsyy]

This is the most unhinged asmr dentist roleplay ive ever seen in my life 😭😭

[@ate_a_radio]

“ too busy making dumbass jokes” that’s why we love you patrick, we all fall asleep with a smile

[@laceyboots8667]

camera part was insanely good

[@fighterinmkiwiscience3517]

He is gay😂

[@broskydoodle6697]

I love your sense of humor so goddamn much

[@avasalladay8294]

this is halarious yet so relaxing 😭😭

[@catleaf]

“i’m not like other dentists, i’m a registered sex offender” i’m dead LOL

[@meepmoop9783]

Bro just as I'm trying to sleep so perfect timing!! ( its literally 2:20am 😭). THIS IS SO FUNNY AND AWESOME 💀

[@_synne]

Literally mood.

[@Leopardeye]

For me it was 11pm, this was uploaded. Nothing suspicious about an 11pm dentist appointment. 😂😂😂 My god the stapler with the flashlight, being a vintage camera, was GENIUS. 😮

[@tototiyoot]

this is so funny i couldnt stop laughing in betweeen my tingles

[@kyle_3722]

"being all holy and stuff" i can'ttt 😭

[@nadeeyaaridza1684]

" I never trust a dentist, and that is why i become a dentist because i only trust myself" 😂😂

[@xmzlakzmzlzp]

Your channel is one of the best I've seen in recent times, thank you so much for being an inspiration to me!😁

[@hannah4669]

Lmaooo the church story was too funny it woke me back up

[@huntresskira]

ok few things patrick… 1. your improv, your own reaction to your stories & monologue is contagiously funny af 2. the stapler + light combo is very tingly 💯 we need more of those 😩👌🏼 3. the video did not fall to shit. i was busy tingling from start to finish. idc if you start as a dentist and end as a night time construction worker asmr. 4. did i mention i love the stapler + light trigger combo?

[@heiditaylorr]

ok i’m obsessed with these type of triggers

[@WatchingAtlas09]

“See- im not like other dentists, im a registered Sex offender.” THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD BDHAHDHAH the asmr you create is so relaxing and funny at the same time ur one of my favorite asmrists ever

[@avapalmer1474]

i never write reviews but i just have to say i watch your videos every night to go to sleep, and this one had me dying laughing. usually i fall asleep too quick to realize your true comedic prowess but this video is definitely one of my favorites 😭😭 the only fans comment took me OUT

[@elena._]

Not your patient just casually passing away

[@LynxHD]

thanks for making me laugh bro this was so funny, not great for sleeping but funny 😭

[@PatricksASMR]

Thanks so much

[@harper2348]

when he’s staring into my eyes and applying lipstick I already planned my future with him but when he said my lips are kissable I practically got down on one knee

[@collahflowah]

5:55 6:55 i loved the stapler + flashlight combo :o

[@stickbugyt]

u randomly talking abt catholic school while being a dentist is so funny

[@Me_Em_]

Wtf! Craziest trigger I've seen is the stapler and a flashlight being a camera. So cool 🤩

[@lizpupa]

i normally try not to sleep at my dentist appointments so this one is in reverse

[@zoftell519]

I DIDNT REALIZE U STARTED TALKING ABT NOT LIKING IT THIS RP WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS I LOVED THIS VIDEO PLS MAKE MORE

[@PatricksASMR]

I gotchu :)

[@BrokenBabydoll]

You’re hilarious!! Please do more or these unhinged videos lol

[@ipurpleyou21]

I hate going to the dentist but, if it’s Patrick I’ll make an exception.

[@charlie9802]

The camera shutter trigger was really good. You should do a lights trigger video!

[@dariusbury9462]

Chefs kiss to the Stapler and flashlight combo😚🤌🏽

[@davenzis4464]

this has to be ur funniest video yet. I'm also obsessed with the camera sound it was so good

[@desidiagore]

“the hung dentist” is actually insane

[@LePudding.]

Even if the video didn't turn out how you wanted it to, you managed to give me tingles which is super rare for me. So at least from my perspective you did great!

[@kem_tweakin]

the whole video lowkey had me gigglin, so nice hearing a laugh nd still enjoyin the asmr

[@christina2457]

Pls more roleplays like this button

[@zoftell519]

he’s so freaking funny i have. such a crush on him

[@ANTlSEPTlCEYE]

ISTGG the way you did the camera is so creative!! lmao i love this sm

[@grigger7000]

0:04 dang man that’s a hell of a pick-up line

[@Pintuzin]

Dude laughing his shit out off the pop story was the best part of the video

[@Norway_ball227]

3:50 “Jesus Christ that is disgusting” killed me 😅😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

[@stickbugyt]

this is my favorite asmr video ever

[@Commander_kief]

Bro the stapler and flashlight tingle is insanely effective and one of my new favorite

[@Anna_angel54]

Omg please never change your set up its so good

[@noxes1189]

“I’m actually a registered sex offender” is the line that made me feel comfortable and secure 🙏🙏🙏

[@enilegnave87]

this shit was killer man lmao. i don’t comment often but i’ve been really struggling mentally recently and this just really hit, was losing my shit throughout. thanks so much for always making me smile, love your channel xxx

[@PatricksASMR]

Really glad you liked it :) And I pray your struggles pass soon. Sorry about them.

[@enilegnave87]

@@PatricksASMR thanks so much! honestly things are getting better every day :) hope youre doing well x

[@GummyBearGrimaceShack9000]

" I just went to the bathroom and I did not wash my hands" - Patrick

[@hauntingurmom]

As the others have said that photo trigger is amazing!

[@txtnm]

LMAO "i dont know what that guy was on about" - talking abt a priest

[@benedettaarmonti9841]

3:15 story looks so reals because of your laugh, it was so funny

[@phoodles_]

IM LOSING MY MIND I NEED MORE ROLEPLAYS JUST LIKE THIS BUT WHISPERED- BRO PLEASE

[@adampocalypsee]

as someone with really fucked up teeth, this was so nostalgic. i don't smoke or do meth but i dont have to, i'm a natural. we're really riding the same wavelength.

[@SleepyGrove22]

Patrick we all love your silly goofy asmr, don’t feel down for the video not going the way you want. I passed out halfway through but I was giggling at the “Jesus Christ it’s disgusting” it caught me off guard but in the best way. I’m trying to sleep stop making me laugh!!!! Jk 💕 keep it up, I keep coming back time and time again!

[@Lil_yardstick]

I can’t stop coming back to this video, Patrick PLEASE do more roleplay it’s soo good and funny

[@HenriksASMR]

I fr have a dentist appointment today. Btw I fricken love the part we’re he says, “Jesus Christ that is disgusting!” 💀

[@hannah4669]

I liked the role play in this! It was funny and the parts where you’d laugh bc what ur saying was so outrageous was hilarious

[@FoxiiMSP]

Omg the invention and twist on using the stapler when using the light.. amazing

[@EimiExplo]

I’ve been watching Patrick ever since he hit 12k he’s definitely one of my favorite asmr content creators cause he’s so funny and he also has this way of making me tingle with anything

[@zombiebratz202]

Scariest thing is Patrick is on 4chan and you possibly said the most vile thing to him on there

[@Burnttoast4983]

Daddy, come home... we miss you!

[@aidopotato222]

We gotta make a out of context video for this dude cause this is gold: 4:54

[@candykink9825]

absolutely love the quality of your videos and your stupid little jokes, please keep it up!! you're one of the only people who give me tingles anymore, you have such great vibes - feels like you're genuinely having fun instead of just "i tap tap tap now :) ok bye" lmao id absolutely love to see more of that stapler+flashlight combo too !! or or or something like picking up the camera and stapling at you in the same manner ?

[@jaimelynn6494]

the camera trigger is literally amazing omg

[@tylerpaulson8393]

The pictures section was A+

[@catleaf]

i feel so bad you got self conscious at the end cuz i was thinking this vid is perfect and rly funny 😭 i hope this channel’s growth and the comments give u more self confidence cuz it seems u always think the stuff u do sucks when it’s actually kinda awesome😭