{Asmr} Hot receptionist at the adventurers guild flirts with you [oblivious listener] [f4a]

[@AsianPlagueDoctor]

"Im flirting with you." Me: I wonder what these strange words mean

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO EVEN DENSER THEN DENSE

[@fableshearth2457]

"I like your funny words, magic woman"

[@ironspyder-db8fd]

Next the listener takes a small nap and BOOM u wake up in the modern world without ever saying goodbye to the receptionist.

[@demonmysterykid3343]

Nooooooo

[@kjaked39]

Reminding my ass of that one anime with that Uncle thats been in a coma in his world, while being in the fantasy world.

[@LapideVoice]

Nuh uhh

[@johnnyoverheaven2045]

The immersion is off the charts, the listener character is as oblivious to flirting as I am

[@demonmysterykid3343]

Aren't we all

[@LapideVoice]

I mean same here

[@starshock4728]

I appreciate her bluntness, because many guys aren't actually "dense" and do see the signs, but choose to ignore them. Many of us aren't hot, tall, muscular guys (like the adventurer), so no one compliments us unless it's purely platonic or they want something.

[@LapideVoice]

It is why i love making love-bombing characters

[@Sun_Disciple456]

I like to imagine the listener being the bounty hunter from darkest dungeon and he just walks in with the head of the final boss which is the creator of everything they know and all he says is just “*Snort*”

[@LapideVoice]

Lmao that is actually kinda funny

[@primrosevale1995]

That was super sweet and I love the vibe in your performance. It screams, "god they're so dumb, I want to kiss them."

[@LapideVoice]

YES IT IS AMAZING

[@Tigersight0]

Going with the clueless adventurer... Her: "You have your bounty, what are you planning to do with it?" Adventurer: "Booze and hookers!🙃"

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO

[@Zalxier]

They say my middle name is oblivious, which is weird. I don't actually have a middle name.

[@zomgie6817]

Missy, the hamster powering my brain died 3 winters ago.

[@LapideVoice]

... oh thats not good

[@ShiroASMR.]

You made me laugh audibly from the description of the hero, I imagined my dnd character who is a kobold who isnt exactly all there. The only thing that keeps him away from colonies is that he was cast out for being too dense. 😂

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO THAT IS AMAZING!

[@ArceusZer035]

💚 Oblivious because adventuring is always on the mind, but this receptionist I can definitely make some time.💚

[@LapideVoice]

Yes thats the vibe!

[@marcovandermerwe3026]

That was great. Would love a part two.

[@LapideVoice]

Hmm... sadly not going to be possible for me

[@telegoire1244]

Holy shit this is actually pretty lovely, always love a more proactive love interest, "Can I ask you a question, how dense are you" lol that part gave me a chuckle

[@LapideVoice]

I am glad you had a laugh

[@karkosgiehex]

Seven?! But the only times I come in here are when I'm broke and really need a job or when I'm carrying around bloody monster parts, stinking of sweat and entrails!

[@LapideVoice]

Those are 2 good reasons but i think she still would like to get to know you better

[@TallerSpark32]

Loved it! You did an amazing job Lapide! I may be pretty blunt and oblivious to some social cues but I’m pretty sure I can pick up on some of the flirting from her

[@LapideVoice]

Thank you ^^

[@goldengabo5668]

This is so medieval-themed anime. You give me these types of settings, and that's like drugs to me. My weakness! The listener was kinda dense wasn't he? I say "kinda" because I am used to way more dense characters so I think my standards are kinda twisted o.o. Your voice this time around was balanced. It wasn't epic but it wasn't bad either. You struck your normal consistent tone that you adopt most of the time, and for this character it works. If your goal is to entertain and immerse then those boxes are checked out. Thank you Lapide.

[@LapideVoice]

Happy to provide ^^

[@chaplain1112]

HOLY MOTHER OF MERCY ❤❤❤❤❤ that one played a guitar riff with my heartstrings!

[@LapideVoice]

Lmao

[@EmilyAdams-q1h]

So cute. Thank you.

[@ProblematicHuman]

Amazing audio

[@mirage809]

How dense are we?! She’s pretty much throwing herself at us and it’s all flying right over our heads. On the other hand. I’m that dense of a mother-trucker when it comes with stuff like this.

[@LapideVoice]

Very very dense. Adventuring is always on their mind

[@Pig_guy]

Pov I realized she's DUTCH!?!?!?

[@LapideVoice]

Yes! I am dutch ^^

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Truly lovely

[@LapideVoice]

Thank you

[@Grim_death144]

Ha jokes on you I don't know how to oblivious

[@LapideVoice]

I can teach you? I am the queen of not getting it

[@lindabork6542]

ad astra abyssosque!

[@LapideVoice]

Scuse me? Can you translate??

[@lemon_of_truth]

Im just here to hunt goblins...nothing more

[@LapideVoice]

... aww

[@demonmysterykid3343]

So cool.

[@LapideVoice]

Thank you!

[@nickmiller4023]

Predator: with my experiment over I can do this again so log entry 007 dimension AXV universe 23L obliviousness it’s funny what being oblivious can do for someone it can make cute moments funny or serious moments downright terrifying it’s a two headed coin when someone is oblivious, and it was quite cute here seeing the receptionist try and break it through the vessels skull that she likes them with that end of log send my regards to Aria if the chance is given

[@LapideVoice]

Will do

[@CaptainJamie973]

Keep up your good work

[@LapideVoice]

Will do

[@RubenButler-x2j]

I’m dense cuz I’ve never been flirted with in my damn life

[@LapideVoice]

Are you sure??

[@RubenButler-x2j]

@@LapideVoice very

[@peterholmes7440]

7:28 So can you bring a sprite?

[@LapideVoice]

Hmmm... maybe

[@ethanrobins6547]

(Sorry for language) 1 I'm not oblivious. I SIMPLY JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT and 2 one giant mug of rum pls i REALLY NEED IT RIGHT NOW

[@LapideVoice]

Fine fine rum coming up

[@zambekiller]

I'm here just to slay ogers and nothing else

[@LapideVoice]

That is cool!

[@BirdieSenpai]

Yeah, could I get a large Number 4 with fries and a mission to dismantle the national government to put the power back in the hands of the people to-go, please? Together? No, to-go; they're phonetically similar but a syllable different. Romantically? No, a Number 4, large, please, with fries. Gorgeous? No, government, a mission to dismantle it, from within, if possible. Love? Dang right, I love fighting the government. I love the fries too; y'all have the best fries. Date? I'm not sure; I'll need to plan out how I'm going to infiltrate the government before I can dismantle it. Dress? It might be hard for me to dismantle the government in a dress. Probably a suit. I might get ketchup on it, though...

[@LapideVoice]

... dense... =^=

[@grimdarkAngel]

Miss Lapide, you misspelled "guild" in the title 😅

[@LapideVoice]

Omg you are so sweet no need to call me miss! But thank you so much I have corrected it! But seriously, you are a sweetheart thank you! This made me gush

[@lunaphoenix1785]

No… there’s no way… I completely doubt that, 🙂‍↔️ they’re just being nice. I- 😳 you-… *slightly squeaky* oh… 🫣

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO

[@randomguy6556]

When did she flirt? Much less a compliment.

[@LapideVoice]

Lmao oblivion strikes again

[@grotoman1932]

Sequel???

[@LapideVoice]

Sadly no sequel

[@christopherfleetwood5252]

God this woman needs standards 😱

[@irongiant3443]

Where is the flirting?

[@Corbzilla300Cookies]

Umm, she called me cute, help I don’t know what to say 😅

[@LapideVoice]

LMAOOO

[@beef_cake6172]

"7 people in one room" unrelatable immediate dislike 🗣🔥‼️

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO let the fantasy be fun