ASMR if ASMR was ASMR

Doing ASMR lmao

[@ghostsontrains7629]

*TIMESTAMPS* No timestamps people yet so tn i am timestamp people yet so hiiii~ 🪷 0:01 - 0:48 intro 🌲 0:48 - 4:02 brushing and talking 🌻 4:07 - 9:22 little sponge thingy 6:40 perpendicular or parallel 🍂 9:25 - 12:35 wood plastic thing 💐 12:42 - 18:46 brush and wood tapping 🍁 19:15 - 21:57 squishy soap holder (mic wrapping, “polly pocket" and tapping) 🌴 22:03 - 28:24 sponge (scratching, mic tapping, sponge related things) 🗿 28:29 - 33:40 bag of stones 🌷 33:41 - 34:32 cupped wispers and hand sounds 🍀 34:33 - 40:04 box noises 🍄 40:35 - 47:25 wood bowl 47:30 - 48:45 outro OKAY GOOODNIGHT

[@x__dolorem__x6618]

God bless bro 🙏🎉

[@ouIkg]

I hope your pillows are cold every night during summer

[@LuizalexandreSerinollideolivei]

Omg a timestamp if a timestamp was a timestamp

[@PatricksASMR]

Lovely, thank you so much

[@ghostsontrains7629]

@@ouIkg thank u!

[@embryoniceyes]

mom: you better not be asmr when i get home asmr:

[@yaboiglitch909]

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO ASMR IF IT WAS ASMR BRO

[@Castifer]

@@yaboiglitch909i want you.

[@user-ie5py3fz5m]

what

[@seo5458]

you genius?

[@konuue]

“No sussiness” was not something I expected to hear within the first 24 seconds of this video 💀

[@bdogcrafter]

“Is there anybody that feels normal? or does everybody just feel insane?” good question, I sure don’t feel normal

[@bdogcrafter]

3:20

[@sandosam807]

Normal is a matter of perspective. I personally feel normal when I don't have stress and feel content with life

[@VHav-rw2fj]

I feel normal. I think I'm pretty basic honestly. I listen to doja cat, drink Boba, and play fortnite. I'm as normal as normal gets.

[@sahmyha]

@@VHav-rw2fjbut do you feel normal?

[@sarahrashell4221]

Definitely feeling on the insane side of the spectrum tonight

[@scipssi]

I'm getting tingles as if tingles were tingles

[@maybemintmochi_]

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[@HM-hk6it]

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[@sebastiancardenas3814]

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[@dadlover9977]

I agree with this comment

[@chaoschao4170]

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[@Tendso]

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[@Tendso]

Is this Patrick if Patrick was Patrick?

[@autumnwilliams7141]

I could see Patrick from spongebob saying this 😂

[@cecilyerker]

No this is Patrick

[@ruhrok]

nooooo this is patrick

[@Down_bad_cockroach]

I have been summoned

[@donut_hills]

Is this the Krusty Krab

[@anudariba]

patrick gotta give it to you man. this was asmr that asmr if asmr had to asmr

[@noahblais615]

the title was very intriguing i had to click on it

[@foxtism]

not to be dramatic but i think perpendicular and parallel as trigger words paired with the car q-tip and close whispers may be the best asmr trigger in existence

[@aida_marty3647]

I was thinking exactly the same, it was amazing !

[@PatricksASMR]

I think I might do it again. and like other versions of it with different stuff :)

[@foxtism]

@@PatricksASMR i’d love that :)

[@SKH116]

It really hit me when i had to close my eyes. Im always visual fan and get lots of tingles visually, but damn that was amazing haha

[@DvorahM]

and the guessing part was really good!

[@B3autyindeath]

Patrick is DEFINITELY an asmrtist if an asmrtist was an asmrtist

[@lacy01]

6:43 the perpendicular or parallel part literally put me to sleep so fast it was so good 🙏

[@caffe1n8ed]

Aw shit you’re right that part is heavenly!

[@caffe1n8ed]

I want a full video of that cuz it’s literally the auditory equivalent of the sharp or dull test!! The sharp or dull trigger annoys me so much cuz I CANT FEEL IT BUT I WANT TOOOO like i love sensory triggers so i feel disappointed that I cant experience them through the screen lol So yea the parallel perpendicular test was HEAVENLY

[@lacy01]

@@caffe1n8ed yesss lol i totally get what u mean!! i would love a full video of just parallel or perpendicular

[@Mentallymuzz]

Not only is ur asmr my favorite but the slight noise of the AC in the background makes it 1000000x better

[@morguewalker11]

Its white noise or brown noise??

[@pinkleWeenkies]

@@morguewalker11one makes u fart the other, splooge of course

[@Claire-cc6xy]

@@morguewalker11white noise kinda sounds like silence is silence was a sound. But b brown move plays such a bland sound it blends into the background

[@mlmcoded]

@@Claire-cc6xy white noise is like HSSSHHHHHHHHHHE and brown noise is like BRHHHHHHHHHHHHU

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

Put the jmp scare warning next time bruv

[@fleamix]

i’m falling asleep as if falling asleep was falling asleep while listening to asmr if asmr was asmr

[@user-st4tu2vm3s]

2:35 bros literally confessed his love on me

[@DisguisedNinja789]

Dude 😭

[@Sugatron-ft5wo]

2:00 me when someone's ask me to describe my cat:

[@mnarii]

I'm glad english isn't my first language bc I can listen to asmr and just hear "rubgolbeudirondjdjdksk" and not real words. Sometimes I understand but I can turn off my b2 English and be happy

[@mnarii]

I take back what I said, he just asked "why life is weird man?" And now i'm thinking seriously

[@somebody_that_you_used_to_know]

41:26 This whole time all I could think was “Do you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?”

[@CloudAuraAngel]

Insert 365 by charli xcx

[@RoastedDinosaurs]

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@vennxie]

You exist in the context

[@thehermionegrangerr]

​@@vennxieof all in which you live

[@frickenbacon5388]

And what came before you

[@Tonythomas1984]

Dunno why but this guy is the only current ASMRist that gives me tingles right now. No one else comes close atm. Good morning from the UK

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

Do you know how the sun looks likeb😊

[@ac0576]

I love to play and draw all day then sleep to asmr

[@caswillsaveme]

Real

[@Blargo245]

type shit

[@micielm]

u just doing u.. real

[@ogmeateater]

Hell yeah

[@seal.soup.]

that dog pom pom thing looks like a prize from a dave n busters

[@Elina-h0e]

It reminds me of the moomin intro where moomins are in the pink clouds😭

[@thehermionegrangerr]

This MIGHT be ASMR

[@TiRoASMR]

i totally feel you on the music thing, playing and singing is so fun, but producing music is actually the most painful feeling ever, it's so frustrating and it makes me want to quit every single time lol

[@PatricksASMR]

It makes me wanna cry lmao

[@TiRoASMR]

@@PatricksASMR real :|

[@Its_Chelle]

no clickbait title 12/10 thank you 🙏

[@Imslickwidit]

When something weird or confusing happens to me it gets my anxiety up and this video actually helped me rationalize it a bit

[@RashadSaleh92]

This sentence ends with the word twice twice.

[@PatricksASMR]

:O holy fuk dude

[@3starsburningbright]

Oh my god

[@jhonjhon-sf8ft]

I skipped ahead and 1:40 is all i see💀

[@SomeRandomAustralian]

Damn dude you’re really good at this, most asmr channels seem like their doing their 9-5 jobs using asmr as a broad categories but yours are genuinely tingle inducting. Time well spent! Hope it pays off for you.

[@img0ingb4ckto505]

just some godly timestamps for myself 0:48 4:09 - 4:38 oh my goddd 4:55 - 5:17 OH MY GODDD i cant this entire video is perfection

[@nicholasstehl6375]

It always astounds me how channels that are this good with this many subscribers can go under the radar for so many people like myself for so long

[@m.wayy123]

8:58 -9:12 SO RELAXING I NEED A FULL VID WITH THIS TRIGGERRRR

[@PureYoutube]

1 minute into a 48 minute asmr video saying he doesnt know what to talk about. a pro indeed. a master of his craft

[@magaroni225]

“that was something else entirely” took me out LMAO, i actually liked perpendicular and parallel!

[@WinterDivine9]

I never rly liked when asmr was asmr, but u know when asmr is ASMR? Wow then that shit slaps

[@theangelkade5324]

6:40 i actually loved the perpendicular or parallel game 😭😭

[@canarywingss]

Thank you Patrick. This video is heaven sent. My dog is being put down tomorrow, so dealing with alot of emotions rn. This has really helped to relax me, I love your voice so much, its so soothing and comforting. I honestly appreciate just you making content.

[@PatricksASMR]

It's all going to be okay I promise!!

[@canarywingss]

@@PatricksASMR Appreciate it

[@I_pirated_premium]

I'm really sorry about your dog. That's one of the toughest decisions but it's a humane and loving one. Im sure you gave your dog an amazing life, and I hope you are handling grief. It's a rough process but I hope you are doing better

[@canarywingss]

@@I_pirated_premium Thanks

[@dawtnextdoor]

im falling asleep as if falling asleep was falling asleep

[@joelizaaaa]

bro’s a cutie patootie

[@cecilyerker]

I been saying this

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

​@@cecilyerker marry him then

[@badkitty1523]

Your ASMR videos are absolutely amazing! You really understand the science of sound and its influence on relaxation. They always help me relax and unwind after a long day. Thank you for putting so much care and creativity into your content-it's truly appreciated! 🙂

[@grvyrddrms]

this is literally crazy. like. this is like if asmr was asmr. insane.

[@wheatlynnmichael4121]

I need a whole vid of just the parallel and perpendicular thing ❤

[@J3245-LB]

You were right this is ASMR if ASMR was ASMR though

[@avasmith4798]

watching patrick’s asmr has become a nightly routine

[@beautyqueenwithin]

The close up whispers were so nice especially when paired with the brushing. Thank you :)

[@Timmomcj]

Why does he always looks like he just found out some life changing information that is haunting him and is being forced to record ASMR

[@Leopardeye]

This is impossible. ASMR will NEVER be ASMR. 😩

[@abbyisokayy]

Fire title btw

[@Master.Baiting_to_you]

Fire tits tops ngl iykyk waka w kaka

[@DxmbGxrl]

6:40 was so good! And i actually closed my eyes for the game my brain got tingles i felt it in my brain like i felt like it ironed out all my brain bumps

[@KorGiiYt]

6:05 his face lolllll

[@airi5358]

A handsome man, if a handsome man was a handsome man

[@plx26]

20:55 mmhmm... Now that was amazing!

[@rachel1922]

Thanks for the time stamp 🙏🏻

[@JennyNow]

The perfect title is an art form in its own right. Well done 🎉❤

[@user-xt9yc1gq4d]

Dang I feel like this cleared years worth of emotional build up in my brain 😨 Like seriously you’re the kind of free I didn’t know I wanted to be.

[@jaydahood8361]

Patrick is just so relaxing to watch, yet i cant fall asleep because he is equally intriguing 😆 if i listen to sleep i must put my phone down immediately 😅

[@Reallucidthe]

I dont get how bro is this good

[@Redcaurd]

i feel like ive finally found what type of asmr I like. Idk why, but ur whole performance, voice, surrounding, ambience is all so relaxing. If I were to describe your type of asmr, it'd be: The feeling when you're home from a busy day, it's nightime, and you just got out of a long shower looking like a wet kitten. After drying off, you're just on the bed with a fuzzy mind and wrapped in a warm blanket.

[@directorgracie3760]

i thought Q from impractical jokers was doing ASMR for a second

[@idk...416]

LMAO

[@mmhm6827]

"Q, your punishment for being tonights biggest loser is making a 48 minute long ASMR video!"

[@AdielleSteel]

Your ASMR really just hits diff 😌

[@av.859]

I have used this video to fall asleep all week. Thank you so much for all that you do. I love when you whisper/talk about random stuff when doing the triggers also ☺️

[@jeffreycoulombe528]

I really do prefer my ASMR to be ASMR

[@miltt523]

1:41 yess is a little creepy 😂 I love your videos patrick always make me feel relax and comfortable!

[@popcat353]

a lot of asmr videos lately are like asmr, but not enough are like asmr if asmr was asmr. this is why i keep coming back to this channel 🙌 we need more asmr that’s like asmr if it was asmr

[@ethanashe1779]

I really wish you did some full whisper videos because your asmr is amazing but your soft spoken voice is so loud and it keeps me from falling asleep.

[@catroph]

love your channel so much bro, your combination of conversational topics, visual triggers and brain melting asmr props just gets me so relaxed and calm, great for post-studies 🙏

[@yoochewb]

i cannae sleep at this very second and was browsing asmr. i see this video as a blessing 🫡 thank you patrick

[@angelicallymils]

the title really grabbed my attention so i had to check it out fr

[@steeece]

“Are you Patrick because you're the best wizard, or are you the best wizard because you're Patrick”

[@Alrowaiei]

this title KINDA makes sense ☝🏽

[@TNHookem]

The orange brush thingy makes crackling sounds from a fire ❤

[@mmmicaela]

nah man this asmr if it was asmr it would definitely be THE asmr

[@Tyler-rf6im]

This is Patrick if mayonnaise was an instrument

[@Ghostsgonebye]

What if asmr wasn’t asmr when you did asmr so it’s not asmr but it’s technically asmr

[@yoalanorchid9318]

Parallel and perpendicular need to become a series 🫠

[@mmhm6827]

the perpendicular and parallel trigger was so good! i havent seen anything like it its so creative

[@weapymeadows3145]

what the hell have I been watching this whole time if it’s not asmr 😭

[@rebyfour2492]

The little game perpendicular parallel with eyes closed was really fun and tingly! You always make me smile and sleep man! :D

[@wasai17]

If ASMR was a person:

[@helenk807]

10:40 - 11:10 was so tingly!

[@mrowlsss]

KEEP THIS UP PLEASE I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR MONTHS

[@femcel_undercover]

why?

[@miyandere]

whatever the strange dog thing is, it makes incredibly relaxing noises

[@meomeowctez]

patrick u need to do more whispering its so yummy in my tummy🤤🤤

[@tessynuc]

3:02 same lol

[@AdriansWhimsicalASMR]

i wish my asmr was asmr, but at least i have this video

[@nqnq2534]

The Daniel Radcliffe of the asmr

[@fw.frxstyy]

Unc the creativity is getting a lil crazy😭

[@melophile8569]

Wowww, i’m early, yo Patrick i love you, you’re my favorite asmrist, lately i’ve been studying to your videos, i put them on in the background and i just feel sm less alone and unmotivated to do things like stuDYING, so thank you so much🙏🏼 (you have a great voice and a lovely personality, 🫶🏼!! Love you man)

[@GoldenEspeon1337]

The perpendicular and parallel game was fun

[@jayzden]

Me if I was myself -Sun tzu

[@restingveins]

this is the 1st time i actually finished this vid w/o falling asleep halfway through and holy shit the bag of rocks was SO good

[@Ameriedoo]

The “perpendicular and parallel” game gave me tingles (don’t know how I spelled perpendicular right on the first try)

[@prettyglitter17]

you’re the perfect asmr artist!! thank you soo soo much for your effort!!!!!! i love you so so much

[@Vigilante1904]

Nah fr I literally only get tingles from him

[@nocturnalratz]

Im having a stroke trying to read these comments half asleep dawg😭

[@goqurts]

Rube Goldberg ahh title

[@user-tr2wj8di9w]

The most meta asmr artist in the game

[@angelbear3504]

0:44 - 1:01 “I don’t really know what to talk about” (fast brushing). My comment: that was my favorite random trigger

[@Iistentocky]

i need to get my patty grind back on and lock tf in

[@cieling_fan]

I was looking for a video to go to sleep too perfect timing Patrick love the vid!❤

[@valeriamariameza]

Hi buddy. I’m a big fan of your “synchronization visual and scratching” idk if it’s called like that lol pls make more 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472]

You are such a stress reliever for me Patrick. Thank you so much for the asmr❣️(also I love the fluffy pug thing lol)

[@2009hertube]

I ❤❤❤the wooden bowl at the end. I liked the parallel &perpendicular game too.