[ASMR] Illumi shares a bed with you (TEST, deadpan, lowkey cuddling, kind of nice Illumi)

[@darlingmeowc]

Us to Illumi: You smell nice Illumi: *probably smells like blood and rotting flesh* uh you smell nice too

[@KipaASMR]

I headcanon that he smells like straight up dirt and metal

[@asmrnariko7381]

Why did I think he smelt like some type of fancy shampoo due to his ✨LUSCIOUS ✨ hair- (And wont he have to wash off the blood and dirt to hide any evidence and shiz? Idk just what I think and I’ve never watched HxH-)

[@curryinahurry1746]

I get no smell vibes. Like he doesn't smell like anything at all.

[@KipaASMR]

@@curryinahurry1746 SCENTLESS

[@curryinahurry1746]

@@KipaASMR precisely ✨

[@scrab_4300]

Me cudding my pillow listening to this * Illumi: “you want me to breath with you?” “Well im already breathing” Me: “PFTTT- im up now.”

[@KipaASMR]

SLDKFJ I MEAN

[@sasukessister974]

😅will

[@Ice-cc6us]

Imagine facing the other way trying to sleep.. then you turn to the other way seeing Illumi with those eyes staring at you HSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHD

[@tornadowolfdakota2234]

I would have to use every fiber of my existence to NOT smack him out of fear and self defense 😭

[@naritheforestwatcher]

@@tornadowolfdakota2234 honestly me too

[@justuraveragesimp8587]

That'd be so romantic😘😍❤😉

[@justuraveragesimp8587]

@@naritheforestwatcher what are you doing here. I thought you were drowning in an undiscribable (or how ever tf you write that) emptiness.

[@naritheforestwatcher]

@Just ur average simp idk it kinda just came up in 🤷‍♂️

[@idobea]

Okay but like this is lowkey giving me butterflies-

[@KipaASMR]

THATS ADORABLE FJFJJFC

[@kiko194]

Woah there bean

[@NCTtokyo]

EREN

[@NCTtokyo]

@@kiko194 KIRI

[@kiko194]

@@NCTtokyo HELLO

[@idobea]

3:00 first i heard as "prying" then "peeing" AND THEN "BREATHING" JSJSKSJDI

[@KipaASMR]

LDKJFSDLKJ ALL OF THE ABOVE

[@s9ftie]

never in my life would I think I like this man-😭✋

[@KipaASMR]

Jdjfjfnfbf blessed

[@sasukessister974]

Same

[@camilaguzman5394]

Same

[@gonfreecss2078]

(Out of character rn) BROOOOO ILLUMI IN SOME CLIPS LOOKS FUCKING 🗿BUT IN OTHERS- AWOOGA 😻😻

[@s9ftie]

@@gonfreecss2078 JDJCIEIIE

[@KipaASMR]

Hey darlings, please read the description! Love you guys!

[@renesai]

“you want me to breathe with you? i’m already breathing tho?..” LMAO IM DEAD THE WAY I JUST STARTED LAUGHING

[@KipaASMR]

AHSDKLFJ HE W O U L D THOUGH

[@idobea]

WAIT NOT ILLUMI REASSURING ME AAAAAAA THIS IS PERFECT THANK YOU

[@KipaASMR]

ILLUMI IS WEIRDLY COMFORTING IM SDKLFJ

[@audiblesigh1067]

Alright, here’s how my night goes -decide to watch Kipa with headphones on -almost fall asleep but I’m stubborn because it’s not a school night -fall asleep literally two seconds later because it’s comforting ☺️ -wake up at 2am and still have Kipa playing but miss 23 videos because of autoplay ._.

[@KipaASMR]

THIS IS SO CUTE THOUGH OMFG MY HEART !!! I hope you slept well!!

[@august8281]

it's annoying how UNDERRATED you are.

[@KipaASMR]

This is so sweet omg sldfjs

[@emilia66owo96]

Illumi : sweet dreams My stupid brain : sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree? Travel the world and seven seas, every body's looking for something. (by the way the song is called sweet dreams if someone don't know OwO) Also I love this TwT

[@michellesalehi7237]

I said the same thing no cap

[@rainlver_]

illumi: “i promise ill be here in the morning” i immediately started to cry- why cant he be real💔 yes im in love with illumi, what abt it👩‍🦲🤏

[@renx_7035]

Bestie same I feel so guilty 😔

[@Unknown_human-_-]

Same but also with may other 2D men

[@lleeyy6805]

ILLUMI?!?!?! HAHAHHAA WHY HE BEING SO NICE IM SCARED 🏃‍♂️ eyo but here i am again bc i’m whipped 🕺💞 ty for spoiling us!!

[@KipaASMR]

You're his second +1. Don't know how that works, but it does :^) THANK YOU AAA

[@Kurxo_]

💕 | Character scents | 💕 Gon : laundry || you know how aunt mito be 😌 killua : chocolate || choco robots come thruuu kurapika : metal || thick c h a i n ⛓ leoreo : light cologne || i’m a b i g b o y hisoka : Bubble gum and cotton candy || BUNGEE GUM CONTAINS THE PROPERTIES OF BOTH RUBBER AND GUM✨ illumi : hair shampoo or body lotion || bro you saw this coming like, have you seen his hair-

[@Jakoppel]

My thoughts while reading this cuz no one asked Gon: He prob do be smelling Sharp Like *Dramatic Sniff* Ah he be smelling good Killua: Boy better be careful I don’t think he’s a snack at 3 am when I’m trynna be asleep still, but also trynna find some food Kurapika: *Uses big brain power* ChAiN😍💅 Leorio: *muttering the stuff while reading it* He’s a big boy-*W H E E Z E* Hisoka: I really thought I could escape learning about his bungee gum lol Illumi: Nah cuz I be using his shampoo and sh!t so I Can have the silky smooth hair to-

[@Ggbaggio]

am I the only one who is in love with illumi and so happy to be blessed with this audio-

[@KipaASMR]

Illumi is honestly such a good character and so sexy sdlfkj

[@youlooksoniceinyourshirt]

As much as i dislike illumi, *_this was lowkey adorable-_*

[@KipaASMR]

SDKFJ it's such a dumb idea but I truly think that's how he'd be, just lowkey oblivious and so so deadpan about everything

[@illumizoldyck3888]

Why do you dislike me?

[@yunaa24]

@@illumizoldyck3888 Bc you're too harsh on Killua 😤

[@ra1ndr4gon]

@@illumizoldyck3888 I mean idk why they hate you, honestly I personally think that you are amazing sooo

[@Krispyicecream]

@@illumizoldyck3888 u don’t see your self eh..

[@vivianafton5150]

He is just too sleepy, to be evil-

[@KipaASMR]

LOOPHOLE!

[@illumizoldyck3888]

You cannot blame me. I kill most of the day with Hisoka. It gets tiring after a while.

[@arielmiddleton1305]

Plz dont kill me on my sleep

[@justuraveragesimp8587]

@@illumizoldyck3888 yo bro what r u doing here??

[@idobea]

WAITTT SO IT WAS ILLUMI OMFG

[@KipaASMR]

JDJDJFJF THATS WHY I WAS LIKE OMG GON

[@sul2390]

I’m glad I simp for this man 🤸‍♀️

[@KipaASMR]

Very valid choice slkdfj

[@la.chiaraaa]

Me: *Scroll the youtube home without interest* KZbin: illum- My interest : *I'M HERE*

[@KipaASMR]

LMAO OMG

[@yumekojabami3307]

Illumi: just being tall Me: being a chibi My brain: shit I’m like a hamster to him!

[@KipaASMR]

THAT'S THE BEST DYNAMIC THOUGH

[@yumekojabami3307]

@@KipaASMR true but he's soooo tall and I'm literally 4'5 ahhh

[@NeonFroggit]

@@KipaASMR hamster x tall guy

[@NeonFroggit]

Okay. You must be the queen/king/royalty of HXH asmrs- you are everywhere my dude- First it was the kurapika audios and now this-

[@yumekojabami3307]

@@NeonFroggit hehe I really am

[@ziziforthafreefree]

Me: *look at the thumbnail flirting* Illumi: Why are you looking at me? Me: 🤠

[@fivefingersinmyass5979]

I WAS LITTERALLY DOING THE SAME HSINAGDNWGSJS

[@sadaie3086]

I would never imagine Illumi next!!!✨

[@KipaASMR]

Gon's still on the list! But Illumi has arrived :^)

[@sadaie3086]

@@KipaASMR ahh can’t wait!!

[@KipaASMR]

He should be up pretttty soon! :^)

[@smoosh4939]

hear me out... *Illumi with his hair in a bun..*

[@KipaASMR]

YEAH OKAY ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT YOU NEED TO S L E E P GON, Illumi with his hair up is the BEST image I love it so much sdjfslkd

[@smoosh4939]

@@KipaASMR I didn't get much sleep :')

[@KipaASMR]

@@smoosh4939 okay we'll get em next time, you better catch up on sleep tonight!!

[@smoosh4939]

@@KipaASMR I'll try

[@justanotherbitchwithtrauma4036]

OMG YEEESSSSSSSSS SHYDHDVGDGGSGSGHDHSCCSGSGGSGSGSCGDHDVVSVDHDHVDVDVDHHD

[@mapbot4126]

I love how we grow an emotional bond with other weebs we don't even give two flying fk s until they reveal they're a weeb.

[@KipaASMR]

LSDKJF no but this is accuate, it bonds people

[@pickle-juice-sana5157]

Ah mah gawd :0 He's so soft and pure u.u I'm crying 👉👈

[@KipaASMR]

sdklfjsd omfg don't cry!!

[@pickle-juice-sana5157]

@@KipaASMR *sniff* alright i'll try c':

[@aceofdiamonds_x2alt528]

Cries in trying to find more of illumi x listener: 👁💧👄💧👁

[@KipaASMR]

I'LL PUT OUT MORE SOON HOPEFULLY! SDLKF

[@aceofdiamonds_x2alt528]

@@KipaASMR THANK YOU I BEALY CAN FIND ANY OF THEM I HAVE BEEN ON WATTPAD ANd I AM TIRED OF READING JSWHFHAND

[@supersillyguy2]

I think I’m lowkey simping for illumi rn🤩

[@KipaASMR]

Very very valid sdkfjsfd

[@tastetheengene8491]

When he said "Why are you looking at me" I snorted and hid my face in the blankets ಠ// ͜ʖ //ಠ High-key blushing rn

[@illumizoldyck3888]

Why are you looking at me?

[@unaweona8718]

I love your voice it's so sweet I can't-

[@KipaASMR]

OMg thank you so much??? omfs

[@RushRushi016]

Me:Illumi you smell nice Illumi what i think he smells like: PINECONE.

[@KipaASMR]

I WOULD LOVE IT IF HE DID

[@RushRushi016]

@@KipaASMR hehe me too love vids btw^^💕💕 especially illumi's asmr

[@KipaASMR]

@@RushRushi016 Aww thank you!!

[@POWPOW_JIINXED19]

I can’t with how amazing it is that he didn’t just sleep on the floor knowing illumi lol love this I’m so happy after listening to this

[@illumiswife7891]

Okay, I love this man way to much. 😭

[@KipaASMR]

Moleman ✨

[@hi-uw9kc]

i love illumi!! this is really good

[@KipaASMR]

Aaa thank you so much

[@かわいい-p9v]

OMG PLEASE DO MORE OF HIM AA 😭😭😭💕💓💕💕

[@KipaASMR]

I'll do them!! I wanted to know if people were into this, but if you like it I'll do it! Lemme know if you want something specific :^)

[@かわいい-p9v]

@@KipaASMR EEE, i rlly like the nice illumi sjdhkfhfjd, maybe just like one audio where he's embarrassed about his soft spot for us? AAA IDK SKDHFIT I LIKE ALL CONTENT OF HIM I WAS STARVING

[@KipaASMR]

@@かわいい-p9v that sounds so cute!!! Putting it on the list! Thank youuu

[@かわいい-p9v]

@@KipaASMR no problem!

[@Lee.M.D]

I slowly developed feelings for this assassin

[@80k.zzz_]

Me thinking this bish gonna poke me with needle just to ask if I’m still awake T>T

[@KipaASMR]

SKLDFJ HE WOULD

[@erenjaeger091]

Illumi has a nicer body then me- 😳👌🏻 He rlly said ⌛️

[@KipaASMR]

Oh right there with you, his body is s n a t c h e d

[@autumnthemasterofjokes2148]

This gave me a lot of comfort, thank you

[@mimi9673]

why do people dont like him,he looks hot ,ik he did bad things to killua but he doesnt know whats affection or emotion- his life was more hard than killuas :(

[@KipaASMR]

I think Illumi is just a super complex character and some people take him at face value, same with other antagonists sadly :(

[@delrese2822]

@@KipaASMR yeah like hisoka

[@RSIALVR]

Illumi: want me to breathe with you? Me: what kind of question is that?? *yes*

[@fran.b2]

Sjsjsksjsjjeejdjd I love illumi so much he's so cute AAAA😭✋

[@mrleorio8807]

OKAY BUT LOWKEY THIS IS MAKING ME NERVOUS😳😳THIS IS SO GOOD!! NEW FAV CHANNEL!

[@aceofdiamonds_x2alt528]

Wait Ik this man dead ass did not just say that he was already breathing hashahshagagaahgaahs yes you go off illumi

[@KipaASMR]

HES LIKE 'wtf do you mean 'breathe'? bro'

[@jupiterdaplanet7457]

AH YES, SOME GOOD FRICKING FOOD-

[@KipaASMR]

LDKJFS

[@allukazoldyck5834]

The 5 dislikes are Killua making different accounts and disliking

[@yourlordandsaviorphil7532]

*casually plays it on repeat*

[@KipaASMR]

SLDFKJFS

[@yourlordandsaviorphil7532]

Hush h u m a n.

[@KatsukiBakugo-xh2gt]

My second favorite asmr KZbinr (you do not know how many times I've tried finding ones to be in my second favorite so be lucky ✌️✌️✌️)

[@KipaASMR]

I'm glad you're here in general, you're so sweet!

[@cb_leigh]

if illumi cuddle me he would probably kill me bc he's to freaking strong-

[@arielmiddleton1305]

Yea same lol

[@kurapikaswife1688]

WHY ARE YOU SO UNDERRATED UGHHH😩🤚

[@mischa6966]

You NEED to do more illumi asap !

[@KipaASMR]

AHH I'LL DO MY BEST!

[@heo2043]

I low key wanna date him so bad🥲

[@KipaASMR]

dklsfj i feel this

[@kenmakozume1626]

Illumi: they didn’t even give us two people bed.. I’m srry.. Me: my fkn lucky day

[@arielmiddleton1305]

Same lmbo

[@fqirycoree7420]

as an illumi simp, i died while watching this video.

[@charlieemily9534]

OMG MY MAN ILLUMI AAAAA

[@KipaASMR]

HE'S SUCH A COOL CHARACTER DFKSDF

[@anaalovesyouu]

Illumi finding this on my screen be like: ⚫👄⚫

[@TS-MM201]

I’ve been blessed

[@KipaASMR]

Welcome my child!

[@angel2455]

I THOUGHT HE SAID I COULD SLEEP ON THE FLOOR LIKE UMM, NO. YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR IF IT COMES TO THAT.

[@via7758]

YES

[@KipaASMR]

[@ilovemelol2000]

Illumi:are you really ok going to sleep like this *me literally falling asleep*me:…OH yea*sleeps*

[@hazelamanakibami9460]

Bruh I fell asleep listening to this and I forgot I had my illumi body pillow next to me and I almost screamed 😭

[@かわいい-p9v]

OMG ILLUMI

[@KipaASMR]

LJFSDKFJSKLDFJ

[@Aiko-nw6rx]

EEEEEE I FREKKING LUV THISSSS!!! YOUR AMAZING!! :D

[@KipaASMR]

A H THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

[@Aiko-nw6rx]

@@KipaASMR np :3

[@tornadowolfdakota2234]

The second he started talking is the second I had a heart attack from fear. He’d kill me cause I can be annoying and awkward as hell Illumi: are you saying we should cuddle? Me: BOI. Just kill me, the awkward tension is scaring me Also headcannon that if he was in like a normal world (like our modern world), he’d be the type of teen/adult to be very socially awkward

[@ilikebumblebees354]

I love this soooo much

[@KipaASMR]

aaaa thank you!!

[@c1pherr]

just found this and jsjjxhdjjshs I love it this is sooo comforting ❤️❤️❤️ can you do a longer version ???

[@itz_akifanpaged1557]

I NEED MORE OF THIS!! 😭✋

[@randompersonyoujustsohappe2680]

FINALLY A ILLUMI X LISTENER

[@KipaASMR]

HELL YEAH

[@alexia5858]

i actually like Illumi and like There aren't too many asmrs Only some fanfictions on wattpad ofc So THANK YOU

[@kateisnotmyrealname7371]

to think I'm head over heels in love with an assassin with control issues 💀💀

[@ginakutagawakisser438]

I said it and I'll say it again.. I love this channel :,) ♡

[@KipaASMR]

My h e a r t !!! Thank you so much, seeing your comments always makes my day!!

[@ginakutagawakisser438]

@@KipaASMR AAAAAA MY HEART :D

[@KipaASMR]

NO M Y HEART!!! You make me so happy!!

[@ginakutagawakisser438]

@@KipaASMR IM GONNA CRY TYSM AAAAA♡

[@KipaASMR]

Don't c r y AAA

[@Katsu-11dp]

omg when we started cuddling with him i started crying- 😭✋ why can't he be real. me laying here with my body pillow :')

[@G0tthel1fe420]

Illumi is mommy material

[@LiterallyScarecrow]

My HEART

[@Desiree_The_Best]

7 dislikes is the ALIVE phantom Troup members

[@That.one._.Student-us8ry]

Illumi: im the strongest of my siblings!!!!😈 *me:* *squeezing tf out of him* Illumi: AHHHHHH!!! KIL- *dies*

[@vikyoon]

me casually watching all your videos

[@KipaASMR]

S o sweet omg

[@michellesalehi7237]

I’m a simple woman I see illumi, I click

[@YANA.HAHA.LALALA]

Illumi:"im sorry" Me having vides to a song:" BeGoNe ThOt Go AwAy iM A ChIlD oF gOd

[@eiuxre]

MORE.

[@just-light]

WAIT NO I CANT SIMP FOR HIM NO!

[@Kirbinatorrrr]

I need more illumi asmr's

[@miahickey3240]

Pov :illumi is trying to be nice to you to get even closer to killua

[@chiakizepeto1742]

OMGGGGGGGG ILYYYY

[@loviannairving5343]

Killua: who are you and what did you do to my big bro hes never nice

[@KipaASMR]

Omg ahahahah

[@munchies08]

yall I got those dang butterflies again

[@anaalovesyouu]

What has my senses come too 👁️👄👁️

[@dinohanne6481]

*sleeps* wakes up. Finds this *WATCHES* another night of tramatizement

[@sori6660]

*me who simps for illumi since day 1 ok so like 😩*

[@megamiaki5879]

Why do peaple hate him 🤪 “He abused his brother”

[@KipaASMR]

To be fair, the entire family abused all of the family (roughly said, not completely true) sldkfj

[@megamiaki5879]

@@KipaASMR lol

[@l3slieidk341]

“why are u looking at me?🤨”

[@nonexistingfile_8585]

Anybody else cuddling there pillow

[@Chloe_is_delulu_]

This Is the best thing ever\ (° > °) / I adore you vids

[@ElizabethK-gr4jg]

I have this headcanon that he doesnt smell like anything to avoid being detected by scent for missions Does anybody else agree?

[@LSDfoc]

What are you doing illumi-bro 😩

[@autumnthemasterofjokes2148]

THERE'S ONLY ONE BED OH MY GOD THERE'S ONLY ONE BED TH *ERE'S ONLY ONE BED* !!

[@Emiliazoldyck]

Wow, can you do another part, please

[@Unknown_human-_-]

Never ever did I think I would be ask is someone wants to *breathe* with me

[@yymxgg]

What y'all doing here hearing my bf 👹👹👹👹👹 ÁÄÃÀÆ