Your rank, six blue squares over three red and three yellow, designates you as a Priority Sector High Commander. So basically, your a Grand Moff that preforms the crew physicals in his spare time. Lol
@MrSkeleton1319 жыл бұрын
+FreakDaMIghet Haha that is so funny! Tell me again why I care.
@erreve11209 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@nugchuggle44599 жыл бұрын
+FreakDaMIghet Except this was all a plot to secretly place an implant into the troopers (your) head, whom he suspects is a jedi. I take it that didn't watch his follow up video to this.
@FreakDaMIghet9 жыл бұрын
Nug Chuggle I have. Still, even if he is an Inquisitor, he should know the proper rank insignia. It's just a miner error though, so it doesn't matter. I was just pointing it out.
@nugchuggle44599 жыл бұрын
FreakDaMIghet I see
@joshuacutts774910 жыл бұрын
"So the ship's indestructible?" "Yeah like, 99.99% indestructible." "Okay well... Wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?" "Oh well... There's just... There's a thermal exhaust port that's two meters in diameter, and if anything is shot into it, the whole station blows up." "Woah, woah, woah, isn't there anyway we can just put boards up or something?" "Well we have to think about resale value."
@readmason3210 жыл бұрын
Excellent family guy reference! "Yeah get quotes"
@sinjunmorris52889 жыл бұрын
"Resale value? We're 20 minutes from downtown!"
@ArcticMonkeyify9 жыл бұрын
"There's nothing to do downtown!"
@jjmdirector9 жыл бұрын
Joshua Cutts Blue Harvest is Amazing
@jaygrum9 жыл бұрын
Turn the ship around Leia knows where Luke is Turn it upside down Headed back to Bespin
@ThatRandomGuy304 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite ASMR video on KZbin. Ever since 2014 I’ve always been coming back to this video because it always gives me the best tingles. I feel like I’m there.
@ivangalavizZ9 жыл бұрын
You are the son of Thor and Neil Patrick Harris
@BlueSkidoo138 жыл бұрын
OMG????
@HardlineFeminists8 жыл бұрын
Impossible!! Neil Patrick blah blah is gay. Bareback anal gay sex cannot beget child, only a vagina can. =)
@Vasey1058 жыл бұрын
+HardlineFeminists what lol
@PocketMarmo048 жыл бұрын
+HardlineFeminists Wow. Well done, Reverend Hard Line........
@PocketMarmo048 жыл бұрын
***** I'm sure most people reading this will be confused by your hostile and bitchy brand of humor ~ ~ it is humor, right? ~ ~ but I think it's possible God will attend to this by sending you a miserable and unhappy life . . . .
@eckojay219210 жыл бұрын
I find the idea of a jacked Imperial officer too funny.
@lucianotapia8408 жыл бұрын
well its a good, calm, examination after a long day in battle on naboo.
@SjjLisowsky5 жыл бұрын
I was on Hoth
@bryanspencer79164 жыл бұрын
I was shot by Ezra Briger and choked by Vader ohh and Also electrocuted by Emperor Palpatine
@ZzJerry.PlayzZ3 жыл бұрын
They still sending Troopers to Naboo? Well we don't get every information here on Endor.
@rockhouse74852 жыл бұрын
Man, I got stuck as mos eisley patrolman
@kpaige10 жыл бұрын
Everyone's got an opinion. I'm actually amazed at some of the shitty comments on this video. Super weird. I'm personally sorry, Fred, that you have to endure unnecessary comments about your shirt or appearance when you are doing every asmr fan a favor by continuing to make creative content. Love your videos, and your shirt, and your - assumedly - healthy lifestyle.
@23BEATNGU10 жыл бұрын
lol thank god you came in and saved the day there mr white knight
@yoshikagekira44717 жыл бұрын
kpaige Okay who comments about a shirt
@bingbong69287 жыл бұрын
kpaige even though the comments old, fuck it. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH COMPLIMENTS
@unclelarryhasasmalldick81505 жыл бұрын
The only comments I see are positive reinforcing memes.
@QuelquefoisFois2 жыл бұрын
I agree. By the way, I like his blond hair combed back. Irrelevant but I like it nonetheless.😊
SafetyTipActivist The death star was expensive to build and it set us back.
@SEÑORUNCHAINED7 жыл бұрын
Sheev Palpatine Dew it..!
@iamrevenant77 жыл бұрын
Sheev Palpatine is that why you advertised mountain dew?
@petrus38016 жыл бұрын
I thought that the way he did it was pretty clever.
@curseofzeal10 жыл бұрын
Oh man, that ambient intercom in the background. Too perfect. Found this a while back and didn't get around to it until just now, and honestly, I wasn't expecting there to be that level of detail. Words cannot describe how much I loved this.
@seaverlilly59277 жыл бұрын
My man lookin like agent kallus
@gavin17244 жыл бұрын
U still alive?
@pvtrichardsonbr10 жыл бұрын
Haha your hands carry the gyms seal of approval. Keep making those gains man
@haleyisaphotographer8 жыл бұрын
May the force be with you, Princess Leia. #ripcarriefisher
@TheVeganBear10 жыл бұрын
Too relaxed now I can't find the Droids I've been looking for
@benjamina44328 жыл бұрын
ayyyyy lmao
@manfredwilson44754 жыл бұрын
What is this a matrix reference? I don't understand
@daftlove285810 жыл бұрын
I am a very straight man, but I love it when guys do ASMR's like this
@daftlove28589 жыл бұрын
MDkid1 I don't know. Just the thing with guys being soft and quiet and meaningful. And deep voices make me tingle in ASMRs.
@daftlove28589 жыл бұрын
MDkid1 You're very welcome. I do like finding a soothing male voice.
@daftlove28589 жыл бұрын
MDkid1 I have indeed. I am not sure of his name right now but I will do some research and get back to you.
@kxmode10 жыл бұрын
"My callsign is BX-421. I am part of Scanning Crew BT-445. The last thing I remember is carrying a load of equipment with my crew mate into a captured freighter in Docking Bay 327. That's all I remember. Thank you for checking my vitals doc."
@Finkin7910 жыл бұрын
lol. (-.-)>o You earned your internet cookie today sir, well played.
@kxmode10 жыл бұрын
Finkin79 I do hope it is an Imperial Chocolate Chip cookie.
@itmespidey10 жыл бұрын
Protip: Might wanna get a transfer off the Death Star and onto a Star Destroyer as soon as possible.
@kxmode10 жыл бұрын
***** I heard it has a thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide. What could possibly go wrong?!
@mordecaieagle42405 жыл бұрын
@@kxmode I mean, you would have to be some sort of space wizard to be able first hit that and after it, make the missile turn 90 degrees and go down several kilometers in narrow shaft to reach the core. What are the odds of that ever happening?
@CurlyAndNerdy1018 жыл бұрын
*Listening with my eyes closed* "Now this is a strange looking instrument" *Okaaaay...* "You may feel a slight vibration-" *WHAT???"
@dankmememaker53648 жыл бұрын
LMFAO😂😂😂
@cariad.w84688 жыл бұрын
"Jesus christ I'm being hit with a dildo"
@seanimusprime98497 жыл бұрын
CurlyAndNerdy101 I'm sure that girls are drooling for this "admiral" right now.
@John-sz7vf9 жыл бұрын
I'm the best shot in all the imperial forces! Honest sir I've never hit anything in my life!
@arnoldmcfarnold13038 жыл бұрын
can't hit my dad cause you can't hit something you can't find
@domique17368 жыл бұрын
+Arnold Mc farnold ho shit That's sad
@ASMRtherapist10 жыл бұрын
wonderful as usual Fred, I can see how much work you put into your incredible videos. Quite a lot of time and effort and it shows :)
@40KBeyond9 жыл бұрын
Anyone think he looks and sounds like Thor (Chris Hemsworth)?
@Unit3652479 жыл бұрын
yes the very first words he did
@CurtyTails9 жыл бұрын
Sound yes, looks...if you want to go in that direction I'll call him discount Chris hems worth.
@JoeTheMidgetGamer9 жыл бұрын
+KenGreenmanFTW would be excellent at CinemaSins :P
@juangsmusic91468 жыл бұрын
+KenGreenmanFTW haha your channel is simply the cringiest thing to exist
@TheASMRAngel10 жыл бұрын
8:56 (when the pen went behind Fred's face) when this happens in real life tests I never know if I should then focus on their face or just keep looking in that direction but obviously not at the item because their face is now covering it.
@whydoweexist8338 Жыл бұрын
Fred has evolved so much since this
@jackcorcoran3248 жыл бұрын
still come back to this one after two years. so many tingles
@balzenhazelnut9 жыл бұрын
I'd be interested in seeing a Rebel Alliance variant
@Lemonos_9 жыл бұрын
+Jacob Eagle (God Of Eagles) TR8TR
@Kareszkoma9 жыл бұрын
+Jacob Eagle (God Of Eagles) A rebel commando for that matter.
@ye_clapped_69747 жыл бұрын
Death to the rebels
@TK--kq1mg7 жыл бұрын
Jacob Eagle NO. NO REBELS
@seanimusprime98497 жыл бұрын
It's called being inside a Y-wing.
@kurai1910 жыл бұрын
Great attention to detail with the Thrum of the engines and the radio call-outs. Well done.
@fadesblue8 жыл бұрын
jesus there was an ad for a horror movie half way through this video
@domique17368 жыл бұрын
Ikr I think I had a heart attack which launched me into lower orbit
@emperorpalpatine95408 жыл бұрын
Liam McFarland lol got a Lipton ice tea commercial
@TheBest-lx4jq7 жыл бұрын
Liam McFarland I got the new 360 itv ad. It's so ducking loud
@TheBest-lx4jq7 жыл бұрын
*fucking
@Sapoman22116 жыл бұрын
There are still horror movie ads in the middle of this video
@DizzyWolf0110 жыл бұрын
It may "just" be an asmr roleplay, but the characterisation is perfect. You're curt and stern but have a friendly doctor-like demeanour... Very believable
@persgodiva9 жыл бұрын
I still come back to this video several times a week to sleep. Such a good one!
@LohPro10 жыл бұрын
dude, this video is amazing. great acting and really relaxing. i felt like i was actually there haha
@seminhong188310 жыл бұрын
@SweetElf10 жыл бұрын
You know if TJ likes your asmr video, you've made it
@karenhayward9110 жыл бұрын
thor...that is who you remind me of
@Trenzalore1310 жыл бұрын
Yessss I've been thinking that for a while now
@TheVeganBear10 жыл бұрын
Nah Ragnar Lothblok from vikings
@gutsjoestar74503 жыл бұрын
And you remind me of a BAT
@lolkattzien10 жыл бұрын
That family guy reference in the description made my day
@cornking610 жыл бұрын
501st Legion! Vader's fist!
@justsomedude54609 жыл бұрын
+Mr X What I remember about the rise of the Empire was......how quiet it was. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts, any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but we kept them to ourselves for the moment. No one said a word. Not when Order 66 came down, not when we marched into the jedi temple, not a word
@Unit3652478 жыл бұрын
+Just somedude word for word nice
@arnoldmcfarnold13038 жыл бұрын
+Just somedude I heard a word called bullshit
@domique17368 жыл бұрын
+Arnold Mc farnold I heard Rex yelling f**k this and running away
@bacara28347 жыл бұрын
Mr X 501st haha...how trivial. jk I love them to
@DJPrincessZelly10 жыл бұрын
Your videos are the absolute most relaxing and tingling for me. I rewatch these vids all the time, can't wait for even more new ones!! c:
@kersh12201010 жыл бұрын
So glad to finally find a man who has a voice I like, doing ASMR videos!!
@rangelancer37768 жыл бұрын
i have a medical question. when i was apart of the 501st division of the grand army of the republic, i could kill hundreds of those clankers a week. but as soon as i put on my stormtrooper gear, my aim and training suddenly sucked. its like i forgot everything that i learned from kamino. wasnt i cloned from one of the most skilled bounty hunter around? why do i suck now?
@eliisbell50958 жыл бұрын
It's all in the helmet
@TheNuisanceBird8 жыл бұрын
Most clones weren't around by the time of ANH.
@rangelancer37768 жыл бұрын
+TheNuisanceBird 501st still had a good number of active clones in service during the the transition
@TheNuisanceBird8 жыл бұрын
RANGELANCER That's why I said most. By the time of ESB-ROTJ the Imperial Military being open to normal humans took full effect.
@benjamina44328 жыл бұрын
+RANGELANCER but we never saw them in action, so maybe they were still awesome
@TransdimensionalJoyride10 жыл бұрын
This is perfect!! I love it! There is an incredible lack of Star Wars ASMR role plays, especially ones centered around the empire.
@bronwen703910 жыл бұрын
I always wondered how the Empire got people to join up…now I know…;) Great video, I really love the spaceship sounds in the background! Many thanks, as always.
@KingDevyn10 жыл бұрын
Just found my new go to video. I love cranial nerve exam role plays
@fancyslayer999 жыл бұрын
i just got so many tingles at the last few minutes (when he was repairing the eye) that it hurt. the tingles are just too good.
@cadmusfinch47210 жыл бұрын
The tapping on the head bit was awesome.
@solarias962810 жыл бұрын
Never really felt the "tingles" associated with ASMR always just found it relaxing, but this gave me insane tingles
@paulacomba147310 жыл бұрын
I've never really got those famous tingles everyone at the ASMR community claim to feel but I must confess that I love and enjoy each and every single video you upload. Thanks a lot for putting so much effort into making them! Also, I have to say that you're the only ASMR artist that can really help me fall asleep when I'm dealing with stress or anxiety. I love the way you are as much as I love your videos. You have the loveliest deep voice I've ever heard in my whole life (if that makes sense). And you are so damn cute!! Sorry, I really had to say it. Oh, BTW, I'd like to apologize for my grammar mistakes, in case I've made any, since English is not my mother tongue. Thanks again for sharing your amazing talent and acting skills with us.
@sodamncutestud210 жыл бұрын
He actually did a good job. Cool effects and stuff.
@tronfrog10 жыл бұрын
My head is exploding!!! I was waiting for an IT-O Interrogator to start floating behind you. BRAVO you did it again!
@ArdwynElevown10 жыл бұрын
Your videos always make me feel so relaxed. I always lurk around but I want to thank you for all the hard work you do.
@SC-vg9ig10 жыл бұрын
Might I suggest a Magic Mike ASMR Role play? I'm sure everyone would find that quite relaxing!!
@OscarMarohn2310 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't watch that for tingles, but I'd sure have a laugh at that lol!
@SC-vg9ig10 жыл бұрын
***** yeah, seriously it was a joke. I think by now we all know that Fred plays the sexy card and knows that it's something we all make our little comments about. It wasn't to be taken seriously. If Fred found any disrespect from the comment he would have deleted it. Also, I'd suggest that in the future if Fred wants to avoid any comments regarding his looks, he should only create videos while wearing a parka and a bag over his head, Jk. I think my comment was appropriate in that it didn't cross the line as I've seen some people do on female ASMR videos, and was as tame as telling someone they look nice today, so take a joke. Last but not least, the fact that everyone says "Well, if you did that on a woman's ASMR channel, it would be wrong". I thought men and women were supposed to be equal? Why hold one gender to a higher standard than the other? Telling someone they look beautiful and telling them they have great tits are two totally different things and the latter should not be tolerated. I think I've said my peace. Thanks Fred for providing another tingle inducing video, and sorry for the wet blankets that don't know how to handle a joke. Ta.
@SC-vg9ig10 жыл бұрын
Alright, bleeding heart. I know what you are doing and I think it's even more pathetic than you half heartingly trying to stand up for something for attention. Fred isn't going to wisk you away for saving him from the mean guy who commented on his looks. You are going about this all for the wrong reasons and it's so transparent of you. Every KZbin in some form plays on their looks. It ultimately brings them views and in return, money which is ultimately the name of the game. I am in no way alleging that he makes the videos for money because he has a great time doing them and keeps making them, but sure he knows he a handsome guy and knows people will keep coming back for me. It's human nature. You defending him and trying to be the martyr for the poor sexually harassed youtubers is what's lame. My comment was in no way offensive as some of the comments are, and was said as a laugh. I'm sorry you didn't chuckle when you read it. Here, give me your address and I'll send you a buck so you can buy yourself a sense of humor and a clue.
@vanessabludgens9 жыл бұрын
+Aaron A I wanna copy and paste your comment onto every female asmr artists comment section ever
@persgodiva10 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, this was simply wonderful!! I've had the worst day in ages today and this calmed me right down. Thank you so very much for that!
@SgtAwesome610 жыл бұрын
Perfect. you should do a Rebel version!
@creamylatte114810 жыл бұрын
I could spend hours listening to your voice! Good job Fred!
@gremlinchet3 жыл бұрын
This showed up in my reccomended, and I didn't see the post date right away and I high-key thought he cut his hair omg.
@Christ_King258 жыл бұрын
definitely should do some sort of playlist for Star Wars related RP's!
@Sandra.Franco7 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed the plane flying by the destroyer at some point during the first half of the video! :D This is one of my favorites.
@tessitraasmr509710 жыл бұрын
Not only is this relaxing but this is so cool! I'm a massive fan of Star Wars! And asmr and this combined is amazing
@haleyzapal321110 жыл бұрын
Love these. Didnt know my love of SW and ASMR could be combined!
@LoriCysta10 жыл бұрын
I was so into this, when you were going to do tapping & said ok, I actually shook my head yes & answered you.
@BjornBols10 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm ready to take on the whole Empire myself!
@arandompersonthatyoumightk44765 жыл бұрын
I know what you mean
@Sithprincex10 жыл бұрын
As a giant star wars nerd and cosplayer, this was the most wonderful thing to come across my feed!!! You are absolutely astounding!! I need like 20 more of these please and thank you~
@KittieDanger10 жыл бұрын
May the Force be w/you Fred, this is great!
@kiroyale10 жыл бұрын
The creativity is fabulous!
@alexmcglynn484510 жыл бұрын
Is it me or does Fred's voice sound slightly robotic in parts?
@darthsauron80524 жыл бұрын
5 year late, but yes. It does sound a bit robotic at times (I though my headphones were broken 😂)
@asmrchar-positiveenergy48117 жыл бұрын
All I have to say is thank u for making this- that part at the end have me the best tingles in all of my asmr experience- nicely done!
@leightonwalls10 жыл бұрын
I really needed to get pampered today, thank you so much.
@jameshalliday45149 жыл бұрын
This is something refreshingly new and interesting. Well done
@NotAJollyPotato8 жыл бұрын
Imperial check up, done by grand moff fred in the imperial navy. Now thats a meet and greet with the crew!
@annas.890210 жыл бұрын
Please post more videos like this! Loved the examination/tune-up parts.
@08hljordan10 жыл бұрын
Fantastic job! I stumbled across your channel a few weeks ago and fell in love with your methods and such. Keep up the good work.
@Williams3889 жыл бұрын
love your videos I really appreciated the hard work and dedication it took to make this thanks
@DanielECulbertson10 жыл бұрын
This was excellent, Fred! I love how you are really branching out and getting more and more creative with every video. Really enjoyed this one! :-)
@Anton_the_Vampire7 жыл бұрын
As a star wars fan, and also a fan of ASMR videos, I loved this! I'd love to see you do more of these Fred.
@DeltaCity2K10 жыл бұрын
All this video was missing was a Mouse Droid. Well done, good sir. The ambient Death Star reactor noise was the icing on the cake.
@Nanoc.10 жыл бұрын
This is awesome! Next time you decide to do a doctor roleplay, could you make it Star Wars themed as well? Like checking up on a patient for adverse effects after being submerged in a bacta/kolto tank for long term recovery and testing if their cybernetic implants are functioning correctly, that would be so cool!
@fellblackpaw422710 жыл бұрын
Maybe prescribe some bacta for healing and talk about how the armor absorbed much of the blast type thing perhaps?
@betihuete508210 жыл бұрын
I like how every once in a while you can hear in the background "the P.A." Good job. It adds to the video. 😁Very relaxing as well
@elrojo3078 жыл бұрын
I may not be worthy of the vessel but I'm worthy of a certain hammer...sorry I had to
@ketty90098 жыл бұрын
Sorry, I love you please don't.
@elrojo3078 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@okamilover13610 жыл бұрын
Lovely video! I love the sound effects used.
@markankhamen10 жыл бұрын
I love it when you let yourself get nerdy. Long live the empire =)
@TeamJella9 жыл бұрын
The battlefront beta brought me here honestly, glad it did
@nimbusnina10 жыл бұрын
Ah so many tingels! Close up, ear to ear works always so well :)
@elfinplatypus13417 жыл бұрын
I love the creepy officer thing with the half robotic voice. Really adds to the Imperial tone.
@Tomatoes-y9u9 жыл бұрын
우왕. 이럴 수가!! 😃 this video is very perfect and I feel comfortable.
@jasonheckart10 жыл бұрын
Tingles, tingles, and more tingles! Thank you so much Fred!!!:)
@xINVISIGOTHx9 жыл бұрын
I hear a bird on the starship
@xenadragonbreath9 жыл бұрын
Amazing video! Fun concept and super relaxing. 😫
@robertfTrent10 жыл бұрын
There must have been a lot of rope on board the starship during your voyage to the Caribbean Galaxy. Man are your hands beat up.
@Dennissiple10 жыл бұрын
weight lifting. Haven't you noticed that his shirts get tighter and tighter with time?
@robertfTrent10 жыл бұрын
michelle brown OK OK I was joking because he just took a boat to the Caribbean in the real world. I don't think modern sailboats require you to haul in lines, they have mechanical winches, at least the fancy ones.
@madmanmordo30669 жыл бұрын
In an old video he confirmed he worked as a sailor
@Dennissiple9 жыл бұрын
I meant it in jest.
@TortugaLuv10 жыл бұрын
You look like a polar explorer. I can just imagine you in seal furs and snow shoes walking through a blizzard.
@asmrtea275210 жыл бұрын
I think this is one of your best in a while, I really enjoyed it, your cranial nerve exams definitely fall into my favourites. Also, your hands indicate that you've certainly been out on your sail boat a lot this summer - or that you've been lifting weights like crazy, maybe both?
@CooperH106 жыл бұрын
I have different types of ASMR and I have one included called Fred’s Voice just because his regular voice is relaxing
@Draedaja9 жыл бұрын
Wow, your voice is perfect! Got tingles allllll the way down the right side of my body :D
@fcw3fl10 жыл бұрын
Your key was really good. Your green screen comps improve with each video :)
@DarkFilmDirector10 жыл бұрын
Are you a model? Have you considered acting? You really look the part, dude.
@lolkattzien10 жыл бұрын
Wow this was fricken amazing. The intro hooked me within 10 seconds :p great job I think I experience more tingles from male whisperers because I'm focused on the sounds not the person :p
@Noah-nv6vr5 жыл бұрын
Where did you get the intercom announcement at 0:18?
@mattbellamymate10 жыл бұрын
Looking more and more like Thor with every video! Even got the voice nailed down in this one haha
@nove268110 жыл бұрын
nice take on a regular kind of role play! was different and i liked it!
@emmibebu10 жыл бұрын
This was simply the BEST!
@Laura92W10 жыл бұрын
This was awesome :) love your voice!
@cyb1l__8 жыл бұрын
This is my most favorite ASMR, because it's based in a world of Star Wars XD
@cyb1l__8 жыл бұрын
And that I'm a Stormtrooper!
@superyogonova10 жыл бұрын
Fred looking dapper a.f. as usual lol awesome vid
@JesseColton10 жыл бұрын
Wow, you're the nicest imperial officer I've ever met!
@JesseColton9 жыл бұрын
DraculaCronqvist True! I suppose when Vader is breathing down at you you can't well say "Uh no, I'm gonna join the rebellion."
@ASMEBUST8710 жыл бұрын
YESSSS! Thank you for this:) my new favorite!!!
@oanajoghiu19939 жыл бұрын
You are a true imperial! I think I have fallen in love xD Great, relaxing video btw
@QJordon10 жыл бұрын
I am in need of a cranial nerve exam. The last expedition on the Planet Dustria, left me a bit worn out and dehydrated.