ASMR | Insane Man Breaks In, Measures You, Refuses To Elaborate (no talking)

[@mohrASMR]

NOTICE: Turn OFF stable volume for optimal ASMR sound quality!! KZbin recently implemented a new feature called Stable Volume, which tries to make everything the same volume. It basically nullifies the effort ASMRtists put into getting proper sound levels and it makes the ASMR experience way worse. You can turn it off in the same place you change quality and playback speed. You will need to turn if off once for every player, but the setting should persist for each player. For example if you turn it off on your phone you will still need to turn it off on your PC web browser too. But it should stay off once you turn it off on each device. Happy listening. ~Michael

[@sarahsmith1418]

Oh my goodness. I thank you so much for this info, and I wonder if this has been one reason the tingles haven't lately been hitting like they used to for me. A bit annoying that KZbin automatically enabled this new feature. Love this video btw, so tingly!

[@BlackIndium]

I can't get it to turn off for some reason

[@sagafagerheim6385]

Omg i was wondering why it sounded so weird!!

[@Sarruhs]

0:13, direct eye contact, "hm may as well check..", and then the smirk and nod LMAO

[@enchantedcrane6328]

The fact that he only held up about two inches killed me ajdldhsljd

[@GoobyRelaxASMR]

@@enchantedcrane6328 I died at this too 🤣💀

[@NyxNovaStar]

I absolutely love that "no talking" means "make mister bean like noises"

[@SnowLily123]

Bro the sound is so crystal clear I can hear the camera struggling to stay focused through the entire video. 😂❤

[@roseclayton4206]

The sounds of the camera focusing is honestly a bop. I love it. Same with the gentle humming throughout, creepy but calming lol.

[@Leo-me5yt]

For an insane man that breaks in peoples homes, he looks pretty good and is dressed very nicely

[@mohrASMR]

gotta dress for success

[@richardthanmyself290]

Who said insane ppl were ugly or dressed bad

[@Leo-me5yt]

@richardthanmyself290 not the rule but happens often enough

[@annadarko6056]

I kind of chuckled at the knife because the video is about a weirdo measuring me and knife translates to Messer in German. But Messer can also mean measurer. Although Messgerät (measuring device) is more common. So you were the Messer with the Messer.

[@mohrASMR]

Wait I love this. I'm half german but I don't speak it. I'm gonna have to hit up duolingo

[@annadarko6056]

@@mohrASMR have fun! 🙂

[@laurenyork6095]

The vibes in this video are absolutely immaculate. The "stick your tongue in the microphone" intrusive thought was an automatic sub, but after you pulled the blowtorch from nowhere (the first time), I feel like I owe you a life debt.

[@ashezarrine]

I LOVED THE PART WITH THE BOATS SO MUCH! I'm so glad your channel got recommended to me!

[@lcaro8]

It's relaxing, but at the same time I struggle to close my eyes because the faces you make are one of the best parts of the whole video.

[@Javedmemelord9402]

Omg, just got so many tingles at 6:24 , absolutely loved it, great video!!

[@yeasyeas6926]

Oooohh I found a hidden gem. Asmr AND comedy?! Yes pls

[@meepstreet]

ur channel is so underrated hello????? genuinely surprised u aren’t more popular

[@phoenixsword2452]

I've had tingles deep in my ears before, but the mic unscrewing gave me tingles through my whole head like I've never experienced! (Don't even know why) So, thank you for that experience!

[@wowiewowow5632]

this sounds amazing!!! all of the sounds were amazing for tingles, not a single one I didn’t like

[@dylanjcp]

sound and video quality are off the charts, love the dark background as well, much easier on the eyes. so glad this video found me in the sea of recommendations, this is awesome.

[@zerosenseofself]

this feels like *I* broke into your house and you tied me up to do some fun tests as entertainment instead of calling the cops

[@mohrASMR]

this gives me ideas

[@blubangsalt]

oh now this is just delightful, vague noises, comedy, both prop and acting, and some solid tingles, 10/10/10 would recommend

[@sarahsmith1418]

This is super relaxing and high quality, wow. Also I think you have such beautiful eyes!

[@plainlyplaeeppb4339]

honestly i fw this vibe

[@sweetpeach1354]

usually i get tingles very rarely but this is one of the tingliest videos i've ever encountered WOW please keep it up!!

[@simplystoned420]

I was cheering with the reveal of each boat

[@justbored-_-4805]

This might be the perfect ASMR video? I'm so glad this popped up on my recommended. Thanks for the ASMR ❤

[@DflatedBalloon]

Bro you're funnyyyyy 😂😂😂 How am I supposed to sleep while I'm cackling like a witch 😭

[@noraodonnell2999]

What a treasure!! Instantly subscribed!!

[@Lil_yardstick]

I like the idea that not only did this man break into my house, he brought a bunch of 3D printed boats with him

[@mohrASMR]

i keep them thangs on me

[@KayzokuGaming]

Great video, the sound is cristal clear 🤌

[@KayzokuGaming]

Also, BIG BOAT

[@ASMRDREAMMY]

I am both scared and relaxed at the same time.

[@froggers-0369]

your channel has legit potential man

[@wynterphe0nix]

I watched this while writing but then stopped writing because this kept my focus better lmao

[@willferrell30]

Gun part made me snort so hard you’re hilarious man

[@alexandradaniella7721]

Yaaay, I'm the 400th subscriber, and I'd just like to say that you definitely earned it😊 Great vid!

[@Strawllyla]

THE FACT THAT ITS BIGGER WHEN HE MEASURES IT THE SECOND TIME , BUT ITS STILL SMALLER THAN OUR EARS 😭 this whole video is peak comedy

[@Saintcrimes]

5:55 blowtorch (the rarest but most satisfying tingle)

[@WitchArachne]

Dude, Spiderweb Benchy is so cool!

[@mohrASMR]

Right??

[@deebee.1542]

thank you mohr for kidnapping me and forcing me to go to sleep! glad to be here lmao

[@siegfriedsiegfried726]

The asmr is quality, and the title as well.

[@nattygawd]

Bro you're different, like next level different. You got next!

[@Sant_NC]

did my man just threatened us with a gun? 6:10

[@mohrASMR]

shhhhhh go to sleep

[@wmgreen00]

0:13 earned you a subscriber lmaoooo, great video!

[@osmarmoreno1801]

I found gold ✨ Keep it up 👍🏻

[@natadelhelm]

Just the right amount of insanity. 😌👌🏻

Stunning. Subbed.

[@LadyBlueAzure]

Him: *-mumbles-* Me: I think you might be on to something there

[@OKyoyknow]

Top quality

[@Зелипупа]

This video title alone made me click 🤣

[@kenyaellison8454]

Hes oddly attractive if that even makes sense 💀😭🖐🏿🖐🏿omg

[@Boomer468]

Elite shit bro. Keep it up

[@pickled-skittles22]

Nah this video needs a new title: lewis capaldi breaks into your home to measure you with no explanation

[@mohrASMR]

💀📏

[@ImSorenShorts]

It’s the Linus tech tips screwdriver LFG

[@jdwc3995]

Okay, that was cool, +1 sub, waiting for more like those :)

[@dragontamer6922]

3:24 THIS WAS THE MOMENT I RELIZED THERE WAS A SPIDER IN MY HEADSET I WATCHED LIKE THREE OF YOUR VIDS BEFORE THIS Anyways, you want to suggest a name? :3

[@mohrASMR]

oH NO

[@maliaflh3765]

Bro you're funny 😂

[@eren.w5597]

*Pulls out the gun* "will this do?"

[@mohrASMR]

"go to sleep" (or else)

[@magdalenavoinich3937]

Это настолько странно, что мне нравится)

[@mohrASMR]

Я восприму это как комплимент :)

[@magdalenavoinich3937]

@mohrASMR и правильно 🤗

[@M_1215]

What’d he measure for the girls 💀🙏

[@pokansama]

bro ur lookin like a film villain

[@LAYLAJA]

جميل ، استمر 🤍✨

[@CHADCONTEXT]

Just an average day in Ohio

[@ItsAllNunya]

If ones got a T ween clockin in at 2.5 inches thats really good growth tbh gotta grab perspective. Respect at all sizes tho love to see it 🤹‍♀️ Edit: dang 2 more inches in 10 minutes if only it worked that way lol

[@mohrASMR]

you gotta believe hard enough

[@LotFrat]

@@mohrASMR very **hard**, yes