ASMR- Joe Goldberg Kidnaps YOU and Does Your Makeup

[@PRETYxz]

“Obviously you like attention, I see those bangles on your wrist” 💀💀💀 this is sooo accurate

[@jordi1748]

LMFAOOOO there’s no way he says that

[@itmetakoyaki]

@@jordi1748 0:39

[@inkyio]

what’s a bangle

[@HOMELESS_JERRY]

@@inkyio a bracelet i think idk i just looked it up

[@jordi1748]

@@HOMELESS_JERRY oh I think he meant like self harm scars

[@Tonyaya133]

He really got down that awkward slightly cringe writing yet still scary vibe that Joe Goldberg has

[@kazakukog]

Right? Why is his acting so accurate lmao

[@mareli0421]

Your pfp😩!!

[@pilpil8180]

Police: "So after you were kidnapped, what did he do to you?" Me: "MAKEUP?" 👁️ 👄 👁️

[@aoaoxoixisisi7882]

me: uhhh he done my makeup??👁👅👁 police: your makeup?!?👁👄👁 me: uhh yeahh??👁👃🏽👁

[@touhoutristy]

Puhahahahahaha

[@iyyuuu9918]

dean nailed it so good he even has the chest hair down 😭😭😭

[@irememberitalltoowell]

"you're in a safe space... you're in my basement pretty much" PLS 😭✋🏻

[@Ortegapsyxho]

Your creativity is unmatched 😭

[@ghxst_555]

ONG 💀💀

[@tgnben]

the chest hair coming up out of the shirt is too accurate lmaooo

[@asmrelara]

“yes i did massage your feet while you were asleep” could of at least done it while i was awake 🙄✋🏼

[@Juju-hj9ed]

wait i love ur channel sm😩

[@HaleyJeanASMR]

i prefer this Joe over the one in season 3, tbh.

[@laylss]

same bestie

[@th.1985]

same girl

[@dominika27]

same

[@nowheregirl_19]

Yes I do too! Lol

[@nicolewagner5320]

season three was so dissapointing

[@pancon9947]

Joe: is our soulmate that knows everything about us Also Joe: doesn't know our gender

[@Samuel-wv3mz]

that's joe for you, never assuming people's genders, based king 🤩

[@Motional_Milk]

@@Samuel-wv3mz he also never kills woc 🤩🙌🙌

[@solarcowgirl]

@@Motional_Milk POC ally Joe Goldberg, Delilah was a technicality 👀

[@karlamol]

@@solarcowgirl HE K WORDS DELILAH!?!!??!!?? damn

[@solarcowgirl]

@@karlamol SHIT IM SO SORRY

[@jimenag1235]

“There’s no reason to freak out” Earlier In the video: “you’re just waking up from the sleeping medication I put in your drink”

[@niche__content]

pov: you're guinevere beck in her curtain-less apartment

[@Kia-fu1tx]

The light beard has me screaming!

[@indianaw2208]

FR

[@zee9731]

plEASE note the chest hair😭😭😭

[@indianaw2208]

It's Dean pretending to be straight

[@charaasmrbullsht8594]

I thought the same 🤣

[@babyJes444]

Doing a bad job at it too lol

[@Nicole-bm1nk]

We asked and Dean delivered 🙏🏻

[@sephoratrevino7033]

YESSSS

[@CharlottevonArnberg]

As alwayss

[@kathrynb514]

Our king coming through!

[@JaneDoe-cz5oe]

"Don't worry love" "You're my love that's what you are" Nice save

[@chibi-chibi97]

Thank you joe, I needed a quiet place and a face beat

[@belly0912]

“do not try and bite my fingers or anything because there’s no point because i can just sock you in the face and knock you out again ok?”-HAHA

[@darren2383]

That's the best, most symmetrical 5 o'clock shadow I've ever seen. Touché Mr Dean, touché x

[@AGATHA13502]

"I'm old-school, I'm using hammers" made laugh harder then it should have.

[@meerieang3100]

Lmfaooooo the “don’t freak out don’t freak out” you nailed it 🤣 love this!!

[@roselamoure]

OMFG I CAN‘TTTTTT this is the BEST roleplay EVER on youtube I am absolutely in love you literally KILLED this Dean🖤🔥 you need to be nominated for an Oscar asap tbh

[@thghtless]

Agree! 👌🏻🙌🏻

[@Ijustlovecatslol]

His little choke at 13:10 had me dying 😂

[@commandokitten8582]

Probably choking on all the heterosexuality going on 😂

[@BelladoriReigns]

omg I didn't think after seeing you reply to that persons comment that you'd ACTUALLY do it. LMFAO this is gold Dean

[@zebedeezing4181]

14:40 So that’s why we have to keep an eye out for Selener

[@skizz5691]

Couldn’t forget the chest hair🤣

[@somebeybeh3291]

13:10 the little nasal altercation scured me there😍

[@zanayiahelizabeth435]

BAHAHAHA THE GLASS BOX BACKGROUND IN THE BASEMENT , THE OUTFIT AND LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS SO ACCURATE OMG but this video literally uploaded while I was watching YOU lol I wolf your videos dean 😌😂

[@lucylucylucyf]

The beard and chest hairs showing up 💀💀💀 lol loved the video you are so creative😂

[@laylss]

YES OMG I WAS JUST SEARCHING FOR YOU ASMR ROLEPLAYS AHH

[@Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso]

“I promise, I promise. Pinky swear” *aggressively crosses finger in the face*

[@kelbyyeager1918]

never clicked so fast in my life 😭 this is gold

[@meowtoz]

This is Gold burg

[@Mysticalala]

i love you and been watching you for years. i’m going through a heartbreak and watching your videos not only relaxes me, but makes me giggle too. giggling the pain away LMFAOO thank you so much you don’t understand how much you’re appreciated

[@catoutthere6442]

I LOVE THESE ROLEPLAYS PLSSWS BRING MORE OF THEM! BRING KAREN, JOE AND GRANMA IDK, YOURE THE KING OF ROLEPLAHS

[@fi4122]

This hits different after just watching the show and going to YT got some asmr, perfect way to end my nightttttt. love this show and the vid

[@emokid6944]

“I’m going to use this sponge that I found in the subway” 💀

[@kslxmsmlsls]

OMG TRY CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW NEXT TIME DEAN

[@ivysian]

YES PLEASEEE I'D LOVE TO SEE THIS

[@mello6172]

OMG YES YES

[@danielarociogaleote2856]

YES PLEASE

[@luluognam]

We asked, you delivered. Thanks Dean ur the best

[@reversedapparel674]

He heard usss😆😆 so excited for this. THANK YOU!!

[@luluognam]

Dean is so funny I don't get how he keeps a straight face lol

[@NAAAAAAAAAAHHH]

Lmao Same cuz I for sure can't

[@demonoiac2975]

Some people can be paid enough money to keep a straight face. Not sure if Dean is getting paid on this KZbin channel. But not sure if he is doing video editing to remove parts where he laughs. Either way, he does a good job acting.

[@LilRansom]

STOP I LOVE JOE

[@cigarettevore]

what exactly do you love about joe my g

[@LilRansom]

@@cigarettevore besides all of the killing, it shows an awkward struggling through a marriage and still knowing how to explain that anyone.

[@Krispsandwich]

@@LilRansom yikes

[@meerieang3100]

You should do a POV forty does your make up and you’re Love lol

[@Adea.D]

Omggg you did it ! I remember someone suggesting this roleplay in your comments 🤍 Also, the hairs... I'm speechless 🥲😭😍

[@DaniASMRchannel]

This is pure gold 😂💕💕😂

[@goodgirl7468]

Gold..berg 😬

[@hulawey5277]

“don’t freak out or ima go crazy” 😭😭😭😭

[@76clarissa]

i love how u actually do things that ur subscribers suggest 🥰

[@meemo846]

omg the quality is so good too w the background 😭

[@kslxmsmlsls]

I WON GUYS THANKS DEAN I LOVE YOU

[@not.seasoned.]

Congrats!! Tnx for the video👍

[@sophiasauvageau4779]

BRO, he really does not miss with his makeup rp. OMG

[@amanda-ux7eq]

the nose contour is so perfect it looks exactly like penn's nose

[@eddz357]

NO WAY I SAW THIS COMMENT LAST VIDEO AND HE ACC DONE IT LMAOOOOO

[@honeyvial]

FINALLY, JOE ASMR!! literally looking since s2

[@candace6759]

The scariest part was the foundation sponge he found on the subway 😭

[@eva-iw8nj]

okay but can we talk about how good he did the beard makeup I thought it was real for a sec

[@whatever_r_r]

11:42 no but he got really creepy from dis moment on 😭😭😂

[@mindhunterasmr]

Bahaha I didn’t know I needed this brilliance in my life until now!!!

[@jazzie2547]

You are literally SO creative!

[@TealASMR]

I am so dead over this! 😂😂😂 Joe really had a hold on everyone right now.

[@miui2548]

This is my favorite asmr video I’m obsessed

[@basakbengi9915]

the chest hair lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

[@Thatbaejae]

How do you not have a million subs. You’re amazing and the cutest

[@neveyya]

"as sweet as a peach" is this a compliment or a threat

[@bethanyramirez6629]

the yassification of joe goldberg

[@avaendsley6905]

The fake HAIR ON THE CHEST/NECK SPOT ON LMAO

[@JuleNaa]

Also pls the chest hair is so accurate

[@monsterhighdoll]

PLZ be Norman Bates from Bates motel, 😂

[@caryllmatilac2614]

dean best actor he be acting straight just for us bless him 🙏🏼💕

[@newchapterasmr]

I dont know who this character is but i’m here for it

[@pearrllie]

Whaaat i never expected an asmr roleplay of this😭😭

[@northernbelle239]

Was it the sleep meds or the hammer, Joe? It was the hammer It's always been the hammer, he just wanted me to think it was meds

[@malobrien99]

THE CHEST HAIRRR I CANNOT 😭✋🏻

[@maurinsantoslopez]

He saw that comment request anD HE DID THAT! Ate and delivered!

[@alanajohnson6101]

THE HAIR ON THE NECK LOL i’m glad i’m not the only one who noticed

[@ashlynsnyder2044]

YOU is such a good show. literally love

[@ishallremaincalm]

I visited straight man does your make up recently I love that one. This one's sure to be one of my favorites

[@Random-yu4xg]

Am I the only one who thinks that video is kinda really shitty? Not the asmr; the premise. It's all stereotyping and judging, which is just like... It's not it. Yk?

[@wolfchild9998]

@@Random-yu4xg I completely get what you're saying but all his role plays are over exaggerated characters, like the British chav does your makeup, that video is full of stereotypes and mocking jokes but it's great because it's not supposed to be taken seriously. I wouldn't read into it or get top offended, there's far worse stuff on the Internet

[@becsingleton7951]

OH. MY. GOD. you are hilarious!! This is gold!!

[@anykaamade]

“Gold”🤣🤣

[@iheartsarcasticnerds]

0:36 HELP

[@dest91444]

DEAN, not the drawn on hair😭😭😭😭😭

[@sophiapacheco9196]

I laughed out loud when I saw the title this is amazing 💀💀

[@Pineappleupsidedowncakelover]

Menards is honestly not everywhere so it’s pretty cool you mentioned them cause I worked at one in Michigan but also shout out to the slight collar pop when dean said “joe Goldberg” to show off his chest whiskers

[@kslxmsmlsls]

he said husband and wife/husband/them I- 🥺

[@ixymujin]

Next you should do asmr forty does your makeup 😭

[@jasmine-zw3qs]

^

[@meemo846]

11:14 12:31 these sent me😭

[@Alinasloves]

LMAOOOO I HAVEN'T WATCHED THIS YET BUT I CAN ALREADY TELL WHAT'S COMING

[@nayeli03]

Netflix needs you😩💅

[@ana_ra123]

love ur creativity lmao, you get into character! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@mutoidliz2320]

I'm an insomniac with a toddler who won't sleep and a boyfriend who snores like a chainsaw...so please do knock me out because I need to sleep more than a few hours 😂

[@Iden_Elihio_1999]

OH MY GOD I WAS RANDOMLY LOOKING AT YOUR CHANNEL AND I AM SO GRATEFUL I DIDNT STOP UNTIL I CAME ACROSS THIS GEM BRO I LOVE THE SHOW YOU 🔥🔥🔥

[@amysmiles4334]

Yes!! The ASMR we all needed.

[@nevaehcaballero1985]

THE CHEST HAIR 😭😭❤️❤️

[@SpunkyQueer]

Finally i’m early for again for your video!! Your roleplays give me life 😍😭 I cannot wait for more holiday videossss❤️❤️

[@tingleminglemel2356]

This is iconic asf 🤣🤚

[@roselin_westeng]

nah like he probably went trough YOU episodes just to analyse joe’s behavior😭 we don’t deserve you Dean

[@dreamylein1]

this is so good. i’m a big fan of the show you, and you’re so good at acting as joe! you’re great at acting in all your videos though haha. incredible video :-)

[@nes_art__]

How come you rock every.single. look ?! - It’s not fair >~

[@alexaplaybtsbts463]

I love this one but had my hopes up for homeless man does your makeup but turns out be post malone😂😂😂

[@charliwebb_]

"I'm going to let you out....most likely" 👀 🧢 This is amazing 🤣 💙

[@lolabshok7543]

Feels like a mix between Joe and Shawn Mendes. Like Joe is giving me Cher

[@i_likedogs]

YES THIS IS SO GOOD I CANT-

[@Alex-gy5ce]

The beginning of this video was totally Joe