ASMR~ Lord Farquaad does your Makeup 🏰

[@MayaWinkyASMR]

Thank you so much for all the love you guys have shown me. It’s amazing how many messages I get that my videos can help some of you. That’s truly all I want and hope for. Reading your supportive comments always makes me want to improve and try to give you guys the best content. I know I’m not always active on social media, but just know I am always working on something new and strange for you lol. I appreciate you all so much it’s insane. Happy Holiday’s and stay swaggy ❤️

[@blxeyse]

NO THANK YOU FOR BEING BORN AND MAKING OUR DAY BY YOUR VIDEOS

[@Silly__girlie]

YOU ARE SO FUNNY ME AND MY BESTIE LOVE YOUU

[@Cl0wnSlut08]

We love you have some good holidays too❤️😻

[@purugly1133]

I loVE you

[@bustalime7594]

THANK YOU FOR SWAG CONTENT! MANY SWAGS🙏🏻😔 AND HAVE A #SWAGGYCHRISTMAS ❄️🎄🎅🏻

[@What-bd8ky]

The fact her mom is literally in her vids is crazy She needs a award for acting all these characters

[@elmecanico3627]

Her moms plays a character? Who?

[@Lunabliss_rockstar]

@@elmecanico3627the guard is her mom 🏃

[@Gxxld]

wait what?? i thought that was her lmao@@Lunabliss_rockstar

[@Lunabliss_rockstar]

@@Gxxld no the person in the costume standing next to the mirror is her mom lol

[@elmecanico3627]

@@Lunabliss_rockstar omggg I love them 😭😭😭💕

[@aubrietataylor222]

i feel like i’m watching deleted scenes from the actual movie, so talented.

[@aubrietataylor222]

@MoldyMilk. idk 😭

[@LUNARMOON000]

🐢

[@_nob0dy_297]

Lol

[@Lillyana11124]

Uh

[@Lillyana11124]

Uhh

[@SociallyAwkwardLittleOne]

2:04 "she's got a plumpp(a) rrrrrrrrrumpp(a)" Got me rolling man it hasn't even been 5 minutes 😭😭😭

[@The.Viewer]

"But gollyyy, she is quite spookyyy..."

[@MewGamer-bj9in]

*dramatic kinky music*

[@Zoe397]

@@The.Viewer **cutely does bridge**

[@CecilHenderson-wp9id]

Joining Dave Jo XOXO XOXO😂

[@roseyWiki7892]

Plum🫧 rum🫧

[@Ambivlaent]

Creators like you is what make me keep coming back to the internet and not going completely offline. This is the shit I live for

[@Randomdude34]

Felt that

[@MayaWinkyASMR]

I am honored tysm 🛐

[@Samgooba]

A diamond in a pile of shit fr

[@Ambivlaent]

@@MayaWinkyASMR you rise above the rest my friend 👌🏼 glad someone with the same name as me is representing this well 🔥🔥😮‍💨 Maya gang unite 🔥

[@Sammyplayzgames]

𝙁𝙧𝙛𝙧

[@Sinnamonie]

People 30 years ago could not fathom what 2023 comedy content would look like. It’s incredible

[@lookmethecat]

People from 1 year ago wouldn't see this coming

[@Beelzebubby91]

This video is the definition of, “this would kill a Victorian child.”

[@Mammasmatkanal]

Yes

[@senatornokia4071]

In 2020, even during the pandemic, I don't think anyone could've ever thought this would've been real

[@Megavinicius]

Congrats, now i cant stop imaginating someone from the past seeing this and me being the one to explain it. Im dying of embarassment by my own mind.

[@ONE-257]

This was my first ASMR experience, and I’m not disappointed 💀💀💀

[@Sleepy2-v2r]

this is my second 💀

[@l0v3lyniaa]

first nd second is crazy .

[@emptyhad2571]

@@Sleepy2-v2rbruh and this is my uh yeah I hope you count

[@Sleepy2-v2r]

@@emptyhad2571 wym?..

[@dumpling3309]

my first & final lol

[@SUP3RN0V4-3X3]

THE FACT I ACTUALLY FALL ASLEEP WHILE LISTENING TO THIS IS CRAZY😭😭

[@AshAudios10]

I SOMETIMES FALL ASLEEP TOO 😭😭

[@kaylatooreall]

I AM FALLING ASLEEP TO THIS RN😭

[@HEARTSFORSZA1]

I actually fall asleep to the chica asmr WTFFF

[@bird_b0nezz]

How she manages to look exactly like any character she’s playing absolutely amazes me. Also 10/10 made me cry from fear and traumatised me for life

[@WholesomeCube]

*No comments?* *MEME NOT INTENDED*

[@Feilxfavouriteyoutuber678]

⁠@@WholesomeCube*MEME DEFO NOT INDENTED*

[@anoukier]

the attention to detail in this one is CRAZY…the costume and makeup and the mirror dude NOT TO MENTION FARQUAADS CHIN is 100% on point (get it…lol) scarily impressive. what a talent

[@cassandracrusoe8052]

You can see the line

[@bttwcetzy]

@@cassandracrusoe8052i doesn’t matter. the fact that she did that chin is really impressive

[@Song_covers1]

Holy yapping of the yappingtons

[@anoukier]

@@Song_covers1 putting that on my resume

[@LegendaryBS-h8m]

@@Song_covers1better late then never ahh reply

[@lahkids0611]

The horse at the end was tired of him bullying women and I respect him for that

[@Lemrnade]

When the world needed her most, she returned

[@ms.tinabiscuit]

Why does this have no replies

[@charming4679]

real.

[@What-thesigma516]

Real😜

[@Random_idiot5]

Fr

[@b00ksrb3tt3rthanppl]

we must thank our asmr queen

[@Evievice-xh7vu]

I really hope that this was someone's first ASMR experience💀 Calming and hilarious💀💀💀

[@GloopyCowScoops]

As someone who doesnt watch asmr this is definetly my first time doing it willingly 😭

[@kalibronx]

@@GloopyCowScoopssame

[@indirarodgreisetelin5601]

It is😅

[@mirarashid3280]

This is my first asmr vid-

[@nompumelolo]

😂😂

[@zo-28]

bye she’s so creative😭 how does she come up w these?😭😭😭

[@Bem-0]

drugs.. KIDDING

[@CzerwonyMcQueen]

Literally😭

[@arizona_101]

YOUR PFP 💀💀💀💀

[@ilikediaherrea]

unresolved trauma 😍☺️

[@zo-28]

@@arizona_101 🤭🤭🤭

[@panchito_1002]

You know, comedic ASMR was not something I would stumble across in my life, but I’m happy it did

[@mariesluvr]

the amount of work she puts into these is so admirable bc this is literally amazing

[@mariesluvr]

show stopping even

[@gachadarkrose3706]

7:10

[@Theatre_Freak]

I’m so glad markiplier is getting noticed in the asmr community ❤️ Edit: I love how seeing the markiplier lord farquad meme is a universal experience 💀

[@Ramblinggg]

Why hasn't this comment blown up yet omg xD I almost choked

[@Susu-pz5pw]

REAL

[@micaaydalla7625]

HELP OMG-

[@kermitishot6061]

HELP

[@addictedtofauna3838]

LMAO

[@noahcarrington2178]

This is by far the most impressive work of art I’ve seen in my life

[@cciesjasmine]

YEAH AND THE ANGLES R COOL

[@ralfku4280]

well then go a see a doctor

[@noahcarrington2178]

@@ralfku4280 😭

[@Star_droptheFURRY]

@@ralfku4280no

[@user-kc6ni3fk6w]

​@@ralfku4280fr bruh speaking facts

[@Michael-cb3uw]

This video literally relights a little magic and positivity into the world with the funniness of it all I worship Queen Farquad😼

[@fatimaalkait8187]

I love that her mom is so supportive and the way that she acted as the guard

[@Unhinged-n7r]

THAT WAS HER MOM?

[@KillerFrost4]

@@Unhinged-n7rFr?

[@lilianaaaaaaaaaa936]

@@Unhinged-n7ryes😭

[@qiyzgg9045]

WTF HER MOM IS THE BEST

[@vive335]

I just logged on to KZbin. And then first video I see is this. This has been beyond traumatizing, I think I will go watch the shrek movie now 💃

[@clairevergel788]

THE IDEA OF HER DOING THIS ALONE IN HER ROOM IS KILLING ME THIS IS EVERYTHING IVE EVER NEEDED

[@kimberlyramirez1751]

YoU dO me i have 2 qUENN😊

[@BooSheet]

She sometimes has her mom play some characters too 😭

[@pettybee3860]

​@@BooSheet there's sometimes an old lady in the videos so I'm assuming that's her grandma or something 😭

[@user-ol9ov2ou9v]

It's her mom...​@@pettybee3860

[@hannahVXE]

@@pettybee3860HELP THATS HER MOTHERR

[@shreksmistress]

Why is it so high quality? This is the funniest, lowkey tingly, and well made asmr I've ever watched.

[@pompom1006]

this is literally so unfunny lil bro

[@sole9177]

​@@pompom1006ain't no way you just said lil bro

[@ihavewarnedyou]

Then don't watch it @@pompom1006 💀

[@chiquita111]

@@pompom1006humor is subjective lil bro

[@BlindCave]

@@pompom1006”lil bro” 🤓🤓🤓 I bet your 12

[@esrasaygin6033]

Every time I’m stressed I watch this and I die from laughter

[@Scutoosreal]

Winky mom being the mirror guard with a mop is perfection

[@whipwhipplash]

😭😭😭😭

[@dokkae6423]

I JUST SAW AND IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[@StevieMcKenna10]

Poor thing needa break, she's having to use a mop as a defense 😭

[@MiiPunchy]

​@@StevieMcKenna10"POOR THING" IM CACKLINGG

[@StevieMcKenna10]

@numberonerottmntfan understandable..now try a Louisiana accent..southern mom vibes

[@ariesonyt1844]

I'm surprised she's never done "The Mask". I think she can pull off the expressions really well

[@celinarijnders7500]

Agreed😊

[@pidgeon6024]

The script, the plot, the costumes, the acting, the editing. Sensational

[@Croissant124]

Yes.

[@juanurena87]

It's really not

[@pidgeon6024]

@@juanurena87 ok, man👍 too bad i didnt ask

[@soapduds00]

​@@juanurena87does this video look like it's meant to be top tier film awards type shit

[@pidgeon6024]

Feels like you people hate fun, thats wild. Just go out and have a little chuckle in life. Find peace. Not everything has to be so serious, specailly not a youtube video of a girl dressed up as Lord Fartquad doing asmr. Take care.

[@yoursweet_prayer]

even though this is months ago, it still made my day😂 Tysm Maya, for amazing videos!💗

[@_joslynjohnson]

even tho her asmr does not relax me but my goodness is it a special treat every single time. 😭

[@YeeHaww]

Whatttchuu mean?? I’m so relaxed and a bit frightened,💀😭 maybe a lot😭😭😰

[@_joslynjohnson]

@@YeeHaww like it does i mean it doesn’t make me fall asleep, but that’s now a lie. i fell asleep to this vid last night 😭

[@fishmandude1722]

yeah im trying to watch it without half falling asleep@@_joslynjohnson

[@Hellokittylover0312]

"you need a whole new wig 😒" "excuse me ? 🤨 This is not a wig i was blessed by my mommy 🥰" that part always gets me 😭 (ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU MAYAAA YOU ALWAYS PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE)

[@loladiggs995]

What when is that

[@duongsisters8758]

@@loladiggs99512:50

[@Itztxcaboca]

12:52

[@xst0rmyx.]

2.2K likes but 3 comments? Lemme fix that

[@SpaceGirlOnEarth]

Yoink! 🧑‍🦲

[@leticiamauve]

Gets so much funnier when you realize the extra is her mom 😭😭

[@loretohidalgo3533]

THATS HER MOM? God bless her soul. My mom wouldve have thrown me a chancla if she saw me acting like an idiot lmao

[@Ash_the_artist]

That's surprising. You wouldn't think she'd be willing to after the time Maya broke that table/desk

[@2pacisbetterthaneminem]

​@@loretohidalgo3533same...AND I'M FKN IRISH *throws table*

[@kendaljenner]

When the mom its just checking her phone 😭😭😭😭

[@luqdmi]

RIGHTTTT

[@maxssiomaxssio7070]

This video is a delight, visually and auditory

[@Stanskzforaclearskin]

0:00 intro 1:27 hat tapping (jumpscare included) 👹 2:15 face tapping 2:48 wig brushing ✨ 3:12 bottle tapping 4:21 spraying 5:05 shaving cream 6:10 visually applying the shaving cream + shaving 7:02 emoting break 7:14 back to shaving 7:38 story telling ✨😊 8:11 face idk?? Cleaning off? 8:33 bag rummaging 8:48 cream tapping 10:09 cream applying 11:02 brushing with makeup brush (jumpscare) 11:43 opening & closing concealer 12:29 applying concealer 13:47 frogs used to blend concealer + banger from lord included 🔥 14:51 powder case tapping 15:20 applying and use powder 16:18 tapping on blush 16:31 applying blush 17:11 blend out blush 17:31 tap on lashes 17:36 apply glue 17:42 stick lashes 18:04 more powder 18:21 open and close lip gloss 18:36 apply lipgloss 19:02 outro ✨ Edit : tysm for 1k likes !!!!!

[@vincentlovesza]

where is the part where it says “yeah she’s pretty swag and she listens to sleep token”

[@niyah._.1693]

@@vincentlovesza 3:00

[@jennyyd75]

13:01 wig snatched

[@jojosanders3572]

9.02

[@jojosanders3572]

9:02

[@quinncaneba6901]

I LOVE HER HUMOR!!. She reminds me of early youtube days. Just youtubers having fun

[@JohnSmith-bw6pv]

This is the opposite of humor..

[@kuroryu1638]

​@@JohnSmith-bw6pvwhats your humor then?

[@n3493]

​@@JohnSmith-bw6pvI get incel vibes from u

[@skerbepiwepi17]

@@JohnSmith-bw6pvidk how to feel about your humor

[@wcdream]

​@@JohnSmith-bw6pv why are you watching it then

[@LemonShark_Official]

Idek how she does this without bursting out laughing every five seconds 😭

[@itz_girliepops]

cuts are a thing ig lol

[@LemonShark_Official]

@@itz_girliepops yes but I would take hours js to make one clip

[@itz_girliepops]

@@LemonShark_Official true lol

[@llluizea]

REAL

[@ava2593]

i burst out laughing every 5 seconds😭😭😭

[@mominanaseem-j5f]

her make up and talent is chef kiss

[@8snuc]

Mother has gifted us with more ASMR 😍

[@peachaymilk]

YESS❤❤❤

[@Alexthegoober]

FRRR

[@notbeanbag8764]

YEEESSS❤

[@theredbanana5006]

FRR

[@JustNeutral]

It has not been Asmr from the start it was just comedy LOL Honestly I keep cringing at all her vids but that’s fun …

[@Akihiko11_11]

Her mom is so iconic doing this with her😌

[@cciesjasmine]

FAX AND I LOVE HER ENERGY LIKE OML

[@_nob0dy_297]

Fr

[@anahi.1i]

She definitely got her humor from her mom 😂

[@Lilly-rr1iz]

Where?

[@Akihiko11_11]

@@Lilly-rr1iz she was the guard

[@Smiling_v0id]

I swear she can make me laugh and give me tingles at the same time

[@Lifewithroxieee]

BROO THE FIGNERS

[@briansbigfeet]

Literaly, I felt my pants tighter while watcher this video. Idk why its so stupid 😂

[@chewmewi]

thank you for healing me, watching these thru the worst period of my life 💀

[@JC_8801]

Imagine trying to sleep and you put on a asmr playlist and this is the first thing that pops up

[@C-O-T-T-O-N-C-A-N-D-Y-H-E-A-RT]

LMAO STOP😭

[@lucykisscs]

the bell at 3:54 - youre WIDE awake LOL

[@Xyzrandomidk]

Literally happened with me RN I'm scared

[@_nob0dy_297]

Fr lmao

[@Gasyilsmythers-zc3vy]

funny you say that-

[@PenelopePerez-xh7fd]

12:55 I LOVE THIS SM, IT CURES ME FROM ANYTHING

[@Valleylmaooooo]

THEIR FACES LOOK SO TRAMUATIZED

[@KimboPlayzRblx]

HER MOM IS SO FUNNY AT 0:36 TOO 😭

[@Weird_Emma-s7n]

OMG I love the mirrors expression

[@funtimewithemmaliseriv7471]

Omg the princes Palo part 😂😂😂 sry it’s the auto correct

[@Tinybunni10]

asmr🎉 15:19

[@rockyrocky3007]

I love how she is being funny, talking normal voice volume, and using loud sounds but giving us tingles at the same time

[@belief2014]

I see

[@maribelruiz7904]

😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@Nezuko-chan6373]

The you need a holl new wig got me😂

[@michelleamywright]

bro the wig snatch is amazing

[@udidntseethat]

This is my first introduction to this woman. Safe to say I'm subscribing asap.

[@TurtleMaster58817]

Same

[@samuelgarcia-qf6lx]

I as well, despite the confusion and natural concern.

[@udidntseethat]

​@@samuelgarcia-qf6lxnatural concern 😂

[@diarrheabutt420]

Me too😂

[@mxrose_x]

NO BECAUSE GIRLIE ABSOLUTELY WENT HARD FOR THIS, THE ANGELS?? THE COSTUME??? THE EDITING??? PEAK ASMR RIGHT HERE GUYS

[@mxrose_x]

ANGLES*

[@nataliaaguilarstar]

Facts

[@Autistic_CLAWZZ]

​@@mxrose_x/j*

[@MayaWinkyASMR]

WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 😩👏❤️

[@Autistic_CLAWZZ]

@CoffeeDaManokit she already has

[@riki4thgenitboy]

I know all these videos are silly or wtv but they actually help me so much. I was having an anxiety attack the other night and I couldn't stop crying and I decided to watch Maya's videos to calm myself down and it worked so well 😭 I slept like a baby after crying for hours and laughing at her videos for a good 30 minutes

[@cerys4777]

THIS. i always watch her when im sad and i literally end up half sobbing half dying with laughter 😭 maya winky is my spirit animal

[@BUSSINJUSTIN10M]

This is one of the funniest cosplay performances I’ve ever seen. Please bring Farquaad back in another video! We need a sequel please!

[@CaesonVR]

Yes😂

[@jimmieborrow9831]

Yes we need one

[@Northstarboysvsp]

Fr 😂😂 i can't

[@JaseHowe-wn9so]

I need to watch this over and over again XD

[@Kikithefreaky]

NOT THE WIG SNATCH 💀

[@VincentVanJoYT]

what i wouldnt give to see this for the first time again

[@lisastreit798]

She is one of the KZbinrs that I hope never quits😭😭

[@tmjbleepbleep]

Same

[@s1llyp3rs0nh3h3]

same! ^^

[@serafinramos3685]

:⁠-⁠D

[@Abby_yayaya-]

Same

[@junepinkian8568]

Sam e

[@Amelia-em7sf]

Maya Winky is the only person who actually makes me happy, like this girl actually has HUMOUR, sign me up rn..😭😭

[@Yumekho3]

I don’t know whether to fall asleep cause of the amazing tingles or watch every single video Maya has made lol, they are so funny and entertaining.

[@raeshelled]

Same 😂

[@loserwithlove1]

The bell that rang when he was singing made me roll on the floor

[@dawnburnside2616]

I love that her mom isn't laughing in the vid.Her mom was like🫡🫡

[@VividDr3ams]

Timestamps ASMR ONLY 1:28 hat tapping 2:16 face touching 2:48 hair brushing 3:12 bottle tapping 5:04 shaving cream 5:12 mixing shaving cream 6:11 applying shaving cream 6:29 shaving face 7:12 shaving face #2 8:14 face drying with towel 8:48 tapping cream bottle 10:05 applying cream 11:07 brushing face 11:42 concealer/foundation prep 12:29 appliance 13:09 appliance #2 13:47 frog blending 13:57 fast frog blending 14:51 contour tapping 15:19 contour appliance 15:45 contour appliance #2 16:16 blush tapping 16:41 blush appliance 17:11 blending it out 17:36 applying lashes 18:04 powder appliance 18:34 lippies 😍 End

[@Itz_millyx_sb]

Ty, i needed this 😄

[@Huni4]

Wig snatching ?

[@Itz_millyx_sb]

@@Huni4 he/she said asmr timestamp only 😅

[@davidhaswell2066]

@secondchannel-ow4jmtysm

[@heartzforminaa]

‘pRiNcEsS pLaTaNo’ 4:30 SPRAYING

[@KatherineStephens-s3z]

This is what eyes were made for. Every thing is so amazing the costumes, the editing, the asmr. She embodies each character so well.

[@VALER_IS_BETTER_THEN_YHUU]

WHAT IS PATA.

[@miacustodio5712]

Is a foot

[@Editz7320]

Witf

[@kikufuku83]

IM CRYING THE MILLENNIAL PAUSE AT THE START😭

[@simusim]

I love how it randomly becomes relaxing, then suddenly a little bit noisy.

[@potitonrt29]

get run by a car (in game)

[@UnsinkabIeSam]

​@@potitonrt29love the grammar

[@angel-nv7jk]

​@@potitonrt29 english 101

[@GrammyG3]

Maya winky is truly an icon. Every video is a work of art that should be in a museum. This is what eyes were made for. Every thing is so amazing the costumes, the editing, the asmr. She embodies each character so well. It’s so immersive that it really feels like lord farquad is doing my makeup. The videos are so emotional I cried 8 times while watching this alone. So swaggy!

[@nanamajeur1784]

I think we need to highlight how INSANE the production of these videos is !!! How you come up with all those narratives and jokes, background + decorations + costumes ideas, + sound design + facial expression + makeup is truly beyond me like you’re a comedic genius 😭😭😭😭 i hope you get even more recognition because WHEW!!

[@am3z_ssbu]

She probably doesn't script she just saying shit

[@nanamajeur1784]

@@am3z_ssbu even more impressive

[@am3z_ssbu]

@@nanamajeur1784 frfr

[@HeliosCaushaj]

DO PART 2 PLSSS

[@LuckyCosmicBrownie]

Omg i need a longer version of that foundation tapping and spreading on the screen. I srsly loved that part so muchhh

[@Ihave1nsomnia]

bruh no replies yet?

[@Athenamyat]

Frr

[@Kattyplayzcat]

Fr

[@I_luv_cats00]

Fr

[@leastsanebeing]

frrr

[@irishmilligan]

I didn’t know that a KZbin channel that really gives throwback energy to early KZbin days could still be so successful. That’s awesome.

[@Densie_carter]

"Our first big booty baddie is the muffin man" had me rolling☠

[@Ami-uf8ju]

Lol same 😂

[@Lenixotheweirdkid]

😂

[@_nob0dy_297]

Same 😂

[@unseasonedsalad]

Bro brought out the washbuckling, scurvy having, argggg saying emoticon

[@Whoisthisramdom]

Had u rofling 🤣

[@the_palcate]

I love how she mix some Spanish and English, it makes it very fun 🌹

[@arleneherrmann3813]

I watch ASMR videos to help me stay calm and go to sleep but Maya’s ASMR has me CACKLING and DYING 😂😂

[@madoktovia5741]

Like I'm meant to sleep 😂😂😂

[@shanti3778]

If u enjoy comedy asmr u should check out 'megan Dominque asmr' out. Its not as aggressive but the storylines and "dialogues" r comedic as hell😂😂😂

[@souwrmilk]

Those blue eye lenses somehow manage to make her look even more insane and i’m here for it

[@periflanigan5445]

The sleep token serenade really set the mood 😭🫡

[@canijustsleep-5143]

I love sleep token and I saw a little clip while watching TikToks with my bf. I’m only watching it for the sleep token thing

[@youknowimright1725]

Btch I'm fkng 30+ wtf I'm I doing here.... -.-

[@insideouttoys7276]

maya winky, you are my fav youtuber!!! I love all of your funny asmr vids and they MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN I AM SAD! thank you

[@Its.JustNai]

MAMA WINKY AS THE GUARD IS SO HILARIOUS TO ME! LOVE YOU MAYA

[@RARITYLUVZ]

literally cracking up so hard at mama winky dancing in the club😂

[@wisperianeyes]

is that not her mom TOT

[@hearts2han2]

​yeah that's why they said mama winky

[@wisperianeyes]

@@hearts2han2 I'm so blind HAHA maya and mama ToT

[@MayaWinkyASMR]

PLSS she got so into character too, I was shaking the camera sm cuz I was laughing so hard. She was determined to guard that castle 🫡

[@ku8408]

I cant stop rewatching this video, the acting and expressions and voices are so funny

[@marthmallow7420]

some of the skits feel like it would actually happen i love it

[@Annabellethedoll666]

Right😂 if they ever make a live action of shrek they need to cast her

[@Rose_Thorn_Bush]

Same!! It's just sooo entertaining for some reason😂

[@gregoryhayes7042]

I know right she's so funny.😆☺

[@Eeatmyheartt]

I love how her mom gets in on her shenanigans 🤣

[@Minecraftlover-f8u]

Yeah same. 😂

[@MOCHATEA-0]

WHY 2.5K LIKES AND ONLY ONE COMMENT💀 IG ILL BE SECOND

[@ItsMeowzz]

3rd!

[@Sophiemaynard-vx2kj]

I love this artist! she always brings me joy and comes up with the most creative ASMR ever! Definitely im subbing! xx

[@Idekwhatthischannelis]

1:04 the twerking 1:14 drops camera 1:25 the hat snatch and laugh 1:46 the hand gesture 😭 2:04 just um- no words 2:22 the petting 2:50 the brushing 3:37 the singing is a 10 4:23 the asmr spray 4:42 “id smash for a cookie too” 5:03 😭 5:44 the sniff 5:57 just beautiful 😍 6:28 the music has me tearing up 6:52 amazing dance moves 7:05 the clubbing days 💅 7:56 “call me a stalker ;)” 8:36 the hat falling 9:04 the neigh 9:31 the hands… 10:34 i cant- 11:41 the chaos is everything 12:14 LIESSSSS 12:44 the most iconic part 13:02 the snatch 🙄🤚 13:42 smoochhhh 💋 13:55 masterpiece 14:23 im speechless 🤭 14:40 the twerking 😍❤️ 15:09 “let’s be besties EHeHeHehE 😝” 15:32 chiseled 15:39 I’m inspired 16:13 the giggle got my rolling 16:38 the look 17:35 the chuckle 18:08 merry Christmas 😘 19:00 the name 19:07 the ending…. 🤩🤩

[@Boo_who2u]

U a masterpeice

[@Saku_the_gacha_girl..34]

5HANKS I WAS LOOKJNG FOR 5HE HAIR SNATCH MOMENT

[@Idekwhatthischannelis]

@@Saku_the_gacha_girl..34 yesss

[@highcat7184]

Oh my you posted the whole menu

[@Vengeful_Spectre0420]

16:03 got me rolling on the floor dead💀

[@ibuxuis6822]

What we need is always a relaxing ASMR from the one and only Winky.

[@brynliesickinger3288]

“You need a whole new transformation” “You need a whole new wig” “Excuse me I was blessed by my mummy” THAT PART HAD ME HAVE THE SILENT LAUGH

[@Billybobjoefromsc]

I read this comment as that part of the video played lol

[@princesssofiaalcantara7104]

12:53

[@UrlocalNPCNo1]

SAME

[@The_rabb1t3045]

wasnt it "holy transformation"?

[@awesome.the.possum]

As soon as I start to read this comment the part of the video that this happened came on 💀

[@Tomioka_kity]

12:47 is the part y’all are looking for 😩💅 “you need a hole new transmission” “YOU NEED A HOLE NEW WIG 😭😡”

[@Sktr112]

11:24 "you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when sky's are gray"

[@marysantamaria2712]

11:25

[@Jakey7Gamer]

11:23

[@tyronegarrison2393]

14:25

[@handyman319able]

5:25

[@Wolfiegames555]

“ you never know dear how much I love you”

[@Xie_Huan]

Maya truly makes art like no other

[@cciesjasmine]

AND THE EDITING IS SO VERY COOL

[@_nob0dy_297]

Fr

[@highcat7184]

This is way more entertaining at 3 am than i was expecting it to be

[@niya.the.editor]

Me rn at 3am watching this 😂 masterpiece of a asmr

[@popgirl10]

Literally 1 am rn and I can't look away 🥲

[@slimwhip9368]

Same

[@alysssabear]

Me but it’s 2:30 am lmao

[@MELODIEXDRACOCANNON]

12:55 I LOVE THIS PART

[@RobbieSneddon-z5d]

0:02 riddle me this Jumpcare 0:13 piper 0:51 dookie behind castle 1:03 twerk Jumpscare 1:05 hat change fail 1:24 hat tapping 2:05 plump rump 2:17 face tapping 2:48 wig brushing 3:10 going after princess PLATANO 3:11 perfume tapping 3:28 hand bounced 3:34 sleepy token music 3:54 pinnochio twitch stream 3:21 spraying perfume 4:41 Cookie two 4:43 fan 4:47 princess PLATANO hair 4:55 looking into princess PLATANO'S hair 5:02 shaving cream Jumpscare 5:30 This the season to crak some nuts 5:56 judas brothers painting 6:10 shaving cream appliance 6:25 ombeonce music 6:33 turn the music up 7:02 gaurd and lord farquad dance 7:15 HAUHAUHAUAHU Jumpscare 7:37 lord farquad story 8:08 abraham lincoln jumpscare 8:11 face cleaning with towel 8:32 purse rummaging 8:37 finds gingerbread man 8:43 finally finds the cream 8:48 something smells delicious 9:12 *smells under arm* 9:13 secret admirer letter 9:28 *reads letter without gloves* 10:03 *pulls out cream* 10:32 elf offers figgy pudding for everyone to eat 11:02 brush appliance 11:24 glow up 11:40 gaurd pulling lord farquad out 11:42 conditioner/makeup show 12:29 appliance of conditioner/makeup 12:55 you need a holy transformation you need a whole new wig EXCUSE ME this is not a wig i was blessed by my mummy- 13:47 frog appliance 13:52 superman cape on horse 13:56 sped up frog appliance 14:09 duel off 14:22 lord farquad dancing 14:47 blush show 15:08 lets be besties 15:20 blush appliance 15:36 lord farquad in party 16:04 sush mirror or i will shatter you with my fist no need your looks alone would shatter me 16:11 princess PLATANO jumpscare laugh 16:15 tapping of lipstick 16:30 princess PLATANO'S music sneak peak 16:42 lipstick appliance 17:11 blending out the lipstick 17:27 eyelashes show 17:42 eyelash appliance 18:03 brush show 18:05 merry christmas and a little cough 18:08 brush appliance 18:35 lipstick appliance 19:05 lord farquad gets run over by princess PLATANO'S horse

[@everluna9700]

WTF the TIME this mustve tooken oml

[@go3.go3]

swag 🕺🎊💃

[@foreverakid7174]

Thank you

[@Yunjin_HAIUR]

At 1:05 the voice didn't say it is fail it said El es feo which means he is ugly

[@HeyDolan]

Omg THANK YOU for taking the time to make this list. You should add : 12:09 : "You said you were too busy walking your pet goose !" 12:26 : "no one asked"

[@darktrollgeslasherr]

I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS BUT THIS IS AMAZING

[@darktrollgeslasherr]

75 LIKES??? WHAT IS HAPPENING HELP

[@bulleteevee9134]

@@darktrollgeslasherrhappy 300

[@darktrollgeslasherr]

@@bulleteevee9134 This is actually crazy

[@bulleteevee9134]

@@darktrollgeslasherr happy 427

[@MayaWinkyASMR]

THANK YOUU ❤️

[@mx.menacing]

The amount of effort that goes into your videos. The narrative, the costume, the make-up, the backgrounds, the editing. It's just amazing.

[@sweetcarol-eng]

Hi, I'm also doing ASMR, if you could take a look at my channel it would help a lot! thank you very much

[@aishakajtezovic9878]

Hey gurl! Maya is my Italian name and English, you’re one of my fav KZbinrs! You make me happy when I’m sad!👾

[@NotWorthyOfHisLove]

who knew someone could make someone feel both relaxed and laugh at the same time

[@hilaryalcomvindas6450]

Shes getting so accurate with the filters and makeup im losing my mind THERES SO MANY LIKES?! OMG 😭 😭😭😭😭

[@candybro1005]

Timestamp Talking about big booty baddies! 0:01- 1:14 Us arriving 1:15- 1:34 Wondering who we are/accusing us finding out we are the Princess 1:40 - 1:59 2:00 - 2:14 talking about us to himself abt our cake but spooky appearance 2:15 - 2:39 touching our face/insulting 2:40 - 2:43 us running away crying 2:44 - 3:11 mirror roasting/defending us ☝ 3:15 - 3:31 We meet again🙏🙏/ Apparently he changed😔 3:32 - 3:55 Talking about sleep token ?? An showing us his beautiful singing 3:56 - 4:21 joining Pinocchios twitch stream/lordfarquaad getting him banned 4:22 - 4:46 Spraying us/talking about the twerking duel 4:46 - 5:03 talking about our hairy self 5:04 - 7:36 Shaving us/talking about his castle an Christmas decorations/dancing 7:40 - 8:11 Storytime with lord farquaad! 8:12 - 9:14 Touching our face again/doing our make-up an smelling something a lil off🤔🤔 9:15 - 9:57 Lord farquaad has a secret admirer?😳 ... Oh nvm it was from shrek😔 10:05 - 10:31 Talking about shrek 10:32 - 11:01 Elf singing abt his pudding he made with the fairy's an lordfarquaad is shocked 🙀🙀 11:02 - 12:53 Doing our makeup/insulting an we were his tinder date but had to walk our pet goose 12:55 - YOU NEEDA WHOLE NEW WIG?! 12:56: excuse me this is not a wig he was blessed by his mommy ! 13:01 - 13:05 got your wig mr clean😏🙏 13:06 - 13:36 Silent an doing our makeup once again 13:37 - 13:47 Got some frogs An insulting us again! 13:48 - 14:08 Roasting him back So Hes going intense on our skin with the frogs 14:09 - 14:21 Calling off the competition cuz he gonna do it alone?? 14:22 - 14:51 Twerking an dancing battle to music👻 14:52 - 15:22 insulting eachother An becoming besties??? 15:23 - 15:35 Continues to do our makeup giving us some advice but we hurt his feelings once again😪😔 15:36 - 15:44 The haters can't hurt him🤗 15:45 - 16:02 Putting ALOT of makeup on US?! 16:03 ÆÆUQAA 16:04 -16:12 Him threatening mirror but mirror roasts him an we laugh 16:16 - 16:43 Changing subject An we sing to lordfarquaad An he loves it😎 16:44 - 17:26 Continues to do our makeup /blending 17:26 -18:04 Aggressively putting eyelashes on us 18:04 - 18:21 Putting more makeup an tapping the dust off making everyone cough 18:22 - 18:58 Giving us advice/singing to us while putting our makeup on AGAIN. 18:58 -19:05 our ride is here an he wishes us luck NOT. 19:06: horse hits him an he passes out or dies 19:08 THE END😈🤌

[@dcryino]

THE EFFORT, THIS DESERVE MORE LIKES

[@candybro1005]

@@dcryino THANK U

[@Your.Fav.Brunette1]

finally someone who can actually do timestamps

[@Yummyyy12]

Underrated, and glady our horse hit him😊

[@beautydevil8975]

FARTQUAAD HAAHAHAHAHA

[@heatherholbrook8197]

I watch this every day, it laugh so hard I almost like pee my pants. When im sad I watch this, This is great!

[@KittyWolfaa]

12:57 "this is not a wig, i was blessed by my mommy." words from a legend

[@Cookie-2005]

Is the eyes for me lol

[@iwakuralain1459]

Wig: snatched

[@Messymane200]

*everyone In Shock*

[@jbsuba962]

She took his mommy's blessing.

[@timmeh_playz]

Lol

[@lex4081]

so glad she’s getting the recognition she deserves i’ve been watching her for over a year 🙈🙈

[@kenzo_2725]

Samess

[@Mangoluver-n6t]

Same bro I'm so happy for herr

[@sleeplessstudios7626]

Ikr? I'm so happy to see it!!

[@dokkae6423]

LITERALLY i accidentally came across her maybe a year ago and I LOVE HER OMG

[@RaySan_VA]

Real

[@sylviapaints]

The mouthed “bit*h” after saying “let’s be besties” was perfect 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this entire video brought me joy

[@andrealee4195]

😂 That was too funny

[@jetnight88]

The cheeky sod

[@OurbishlilyyyLilyfanpage]

1:03 I can’t with this part😭😭

[@MoffinMouse]

The amount of effort she puts into all her videos never ceases to terrify and entertain me

[@5unfang-pw8ci]

The fact that this is actually top tier asmr for people with adhd

[@karuka_daribi]

STOP YES

[@heartutube]

I don't think I have adhd but feel tingly inside from this 😅

[@NotoriousToiletClogger]

as someone with adhd this is terrible

[@SumGudanne]

I have adhd and autism this is actually good

[@wiitchyscarlett]

​@@NotoriousToiletCloggerand that's just your opinion!

[@nessa7610]

13:01 this is my fav part🥲 “Forget the natural look😀you need a whole knew transformation✨💅🏻” “Well😒 you need a whole new✨wig💇🏻‍♀️💅🏻✨😒” “Excuse me😤THIS is NOT a wig😒 i was blessed by my mommy😔😖😢💅🏻✨”

[@Solo.vaehh0]

HAHHHA AND THE PULMP RRRRUMP GOT ME😭✋💀

[@Flowersten]

12:48 *

[@emmanueluy3210]

13:01

[@kayoss1766]

the mirror: 😧

[@eviedeleviebevie]

@@Flowersten12:52*

[@LeafyReuploads]

Asmr and tingles: 0% Memes and random shit being funny : 100%

[@Amyisntcreative]

The most accurate lord farquaad cosplay I’ve ever seen, way too much effort put into this 😭

[@Zakiyalovesroblox-]

Frr it’s so funny 😂😂😂

[@ebouncy]

Fr

[@starlinkerz]

this isnt just an asmr video... THIS IS 19 MINUTES OF PURE GREATNESS

[@shaynasbeachybeads]

nineteen minutes and seven seconds* 🤓🤓

[@starlinkerz]

@@shaynasbeachybeads STAWPPPPP😡😡

[@avaslifee13]

Frrrr this asmr is amazing

[@catbird.v]

@@shaynasbeachybeadslol

[@shaynasbeachybeads]

@@starlinkerz naur

[@HelluvaVerseOfficial]

Best asmr youtuber, not only do they have a since of humor. But the acting is more faarquad than faarquad was in shrek. Like I could see this happening 🪑🪑😭🪑🕸️💀⚔️📉📈📈📈📈📈📈📈🤫🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️

[@HelluvaVerseOfficial]

I was clicking random emojis and then I clicked the emoji I used least

[@dee_S2024]

Bro started mewing at the end 💀

[@kengodwin4360]

​@@dee_S2024real

[@4ashrx]

kid dropped their keyboard 😭😭

[@EndeDragon]

Why did I actually fall asleep to this