ASMR | Lynette Does Your Nails

Lynette is back and once again tasked with pulling Jimmy's chestnuts out of the fire for a Walmart skirmish. At least this one was for something they actually needed, unlike the unfortunate toy aisle incident.
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[@joliepetticord5259]

This is the best acting/improvisation I've ever seen someone get this lady a oscar, I wish this was on tv during the day lol

[@meganizm011]

Lord. I’m from Boone, North Carolina and I’ve heard this conversation before. I don’t know where or from who but I can promise you I know someone who’s sold a bass boat in order to afford an attorney.

[@Memorare87]

I love this comment!

[@wenchology]

Hahahahahhahahaha

[@toxictev]

I fall in love w these characters you create. Every single one of them live out these purely fascinating lives that I find myself fanatically invested in. It’s kind of to the point now that they’re like friends I love to hate, but only in the sense that I have to commit multiple nights throughout a week to get the full scoop, because they all have effortlessly mastered the ability to lull me to sleep so quickly. 😂

[@Pocchari]

“I swanny”! The only other person I’ve heard say that is my 92-year-old gramma. ♥️ She probably won’t be with us much longer now, so that really warmed my heart. Much love from KY. 🤗 Listening to you is soothing because you sound like home.

[@knoxbutka9266]

my grandma says the same thing!!

[@thehypocrisy]

Well if Lynette can squeeze me in for an appt at midnight then I'm getting my nails done at midnight 🤷🏿‍♀️

[@wenchology]

We do what we have to do for Lynette!

[@zzzeus78]

I didn't know that ASMR can make you laugh out loud THIS much.

[@sarahkolman3706]

this is gold. your videos are so entertaining that half the time i have to change to a calmer one to sleep! the best ever, thank you Mary

[@Lytah84]

It's too bad videos mentioning the virus that shall not be named are being demonitized because it might be funny to see Lynette or even harvest talking about it in a funny way for stress relief.

[@Robertoni7]

Yes! I would love to see Lynette on some sort of Toilet Paper MIssion at the grocery store. LOL!

[@pinksalt89]

Robertoni7 or Harvest demonising people who use toilet paper lol

[@toxictev]

Why are they being demonetized?

[@toxictev]

Never mind, it’s apparently not a thing anymore as it doesn’t fall under the sensitive events clause.

[@aethelflaed5879]

Joy Unconfined! Lynette is back! I can’t stop smiling. Thank you Mary, she’s a delight, as are you.

[@MyPumpkin75]

Lynette is EXACTLY what I needed right now! Thank you!!!!!!!! All the best to you and your loved ones, Mary!

[@kenziesasmr4357]

I watch you every night! You’re my absolute favorite ASMRtist! I loveeeee that you post so frequently! You are sooooo inspirational!! Please keep making videos! You’re the reason I sleep❤️❤️

[@MeMe-ry1oj]

Lynette baby leave your mans, he is a mess hahahah

[@cassidy6257]

They make the perfect couple considering her past record. Gotta love Rhonda 😂

[@DeezN00tz99]

The "payment" killed me

[@chelsmarie981]

Lol what a great escape! Your videos are the only ones where I simultaneously laugh and feel calm/tingles

[@willdensley7416]

Omg, so excited for this nice and long Lynette role play! You never disappoint, much love from Australia

[@PussnBoot2516]

Had to go back and rewatch. Did Lynette say put chicken manure under the nails or was that me hearing things? lol

[@samanthakcraig]

She definitely said that! You won’t bite your nails again...”maybe once but not twice”! 😂

[@Livelifelifeless]

Hahahaha, yeah. She did say that. It completely cracked me up... It may be extreme but it will work :P

[@Scifi-eh8fw]

Samantha Craig 🤣🤣🤣

[@dorothystewart8830]

“Looks like you put your hand under a lawn mower.” Me. All the time 😂😂

[@Hannah-zv1bb]

Last time I was this early Lynette was still in county lockup!

[@50hellkat2]

“Hopefully I won’t have to do anything too sketchy”. Now that’s true love. You are funny. Great video.

[@lauraleighmazzei1341]

Who would dare dislike lynette? With all the craziness going on this is a nice respite from it....thankyou!

[@zanosaurus]

It’s amazing that your role plays are usually *simultaneously* hilarious and relaxing. A real two-fer! Thanks for all the hard work you put into these! (Related to all that hard work: Are you still supportable on Patreon or is somewhere else better?)

[@medicaoctavia8002]

“HAVE YOU BEEN BITING YOUR NAILS!?” Me, watching this video: “...maybe...?”

[@Lizwhisp]

43:42 "...And it really highlighted the fact that I am ignorant about many topics." I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts. The quote and intonation is just pure gold!! Gosh I love Lynette.

[@jaxmynXalexander]

Perfect! Looking forward to laughs.

[@emilym1280]

This made my day! So happy to see Lynette back, these videos are gold 😆

[@deshave5260]

Mary, your nail have now surpassed beautiful. They are drop-dead gorgeous and so are you.

[@cathylee5840]

Missed lyneete I wss asleep love role plays you're He the best 🌼🍡💙😴

[@sallyy2319]

“it’s like a rug someone bastardized into tub” 🤣 I love Lynette.

[@hardcyd3r]

Lol Mary I swear!! You should take up acting! You are funny and talented! Love Lynette!

[@Corkoth55]

thank you for keeping these characters going. I swear your creativity knows no bounds!

[@missya5063]

Thank you for such a great video! It’s exactly what I needed-it really helps us to escape from all the crazy chaos happening right now. Thank you Mary! 😀❤️👍

[@marisolm.8753]

I giggled quite a bit during this. Stay well during these crazy times Mary! Thanks for all the hard work :)

[@missMagbeth]

OMG, I'm Russian and I looove the way you talk! So pleasant to listen to.

[@anadulse4647]

Oh, that's Mary working from home!

[@ad6723]

Once again HOWLING with laughter! How am I supposed to go to sleep?!

[@dennismullins4660]

Thanks for posting videos to give us a break from everything. This is so funny

[@daco13]

Sweet baby Jeebus!! I’m so happy to see Lynette. I’ve been rewatching videos and hoping for a new one!

[@lizm5991]

Thank you!! Beautiful nails ❤️

[@ynz3713]

If anything can make a bad situation better it’s a Lynette video 😄

[@reneekittycat]

Loved this video, especially the ending. LOL The rolls and the tip was adorable!

[@AndrewJustin00]

stay safe, Mary! thank you for these videos during this scary time ❤️

[@flemmita]

Lynette is my absolute favorite! This brightened my self-iso day in NYC!😉

[@aysiagriffith898]

“Have you been biting your nails?” As, I am in fact, biting my nails lol

[@vhs_itabee]

This is the most wonderful role play video I’ve ever seen. I’ve watched it three nights in a row and I’m genuinely sad it’s over. Much love, you are so funny.

[@delaneyperkins9644]

I’ve just settled down for the night 😊 thanks for everything Mary!!

[@shansky1]

Love love love these style videos...is it too much to ask for a whisper version?? Lynette is too talented and too dang entertaining to limit her to just “soft spoken “. Lady has DEPTH. She can whisper that sass!! 💕❤️😂

[@AllYourFlowers]

Mary, thank you so much for this! your beauty role-plays are my absolute favourites, and Lynette is always a gem

[@sarabrennan6758]

when she paid with toilet paper I DIED💀💀😆😆

[@jordxo9675]

6 uploads in 24 hours I feel like I'm loosing my mind! 💕💕

[@VictoriaJoyWeir]

I LOVE your roleplay videos so much!!!

[@celestialstar6777]

I absolutely love your hair this way

[@MohaAsmr]

Yesss!! I woke up this morning and see you've uploaded a new role-play. Well I am in quarantine so I suppose back to bed to relax

[@elliechasteen1222]

love u mama

[@embluvya]

I've missed Lynette!!!

[@RobinLillig1997]

True Mary I Bite My Nails A Lot They Grow Faster Than Weeds And There The Hardest Things To Take Care Of

[@evieallan846]

Yes, I have missed this lady! Love me some Lynette

[@rebekahphillips7]

Oh, I love Lynnette & I so need these laughs today!! Thank you!

[@SKMusic1985]

The leeches part had me in stitches 😂

[@hollyashbaugh8797]

Your hair is ADORABLE!

[@sarapatch616]

" Oops messed up...Got excited" I laughed out loud lol😂😂😂

[@justthestart8462]

That ending was so savage 😂😂😂 I lost it after you pulled that mask out

[@semcindoo]

Lynette!!!! You’re back!!!!!

[@elainelane7130]

I know in a video after this you explained how you came to making KZbin videos, but where did you find the idea and confidence to make these kind of videos?! I love it!

[@blahehh5895]

Yayy Lynette is back!

[@Ruth_T]

Can you do a video series of you doing your nails, I was looking for one but I couldn’t find one.

[@Kakkumonsteri1]

I love the accent 😁

[@rasaan2011]

Loved everything about it, especially the payment & tip!!!😁💖

[@janicedunn9238]

Hi from Great Britain. Im a brand new subscriber, so glad I came across your videos, I love your Southern accent.

[@aegyoox]

This reminds me of the series Claws

[@vmoonbeam6571]

Usually I watch ASMR to go to bed I’m just laying here having a good old laugh🤣 live in NC myself and I have heard this exact type of conversation before🤣

[@wenchology]

I’m CRYINGGGGG “I know” and he said “imma have to call the cops” and he said “I know” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hannahhester8376]

Lynette!!! Finally! I'm so happy!

[@Giaa025]

Loved this video Mary you’re so funny

[@rebeccaluedtke5149]

My tummy is sore from laughing so hard!!! Well needed! Thank You😆

[@Sara-xk1ns]

Do you have any videos of you doing your own nails? I think that would be really relaxing to listen to like a step by step and just listen to you talking while we watch your hands.

[@RangoV]

This is NC in a nutshell 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️

[@toxictev]

I love how you put your hair up in this video, it looks great. Also, I’ve missed Lynette so much! ☺️

[@Mells2090]

Looks like I’m not going to sleep tonight! 🙏 I take that back, I am sleeping 😴😂🙏

[@Conor3914]

Good to have you back Lynette 😂

[@Warewolfgirl1]

I'mma need a tutorial on this hairstyle 😍😍

[@jo-anneneilson8571]

Girl, you are too funny! I need ASMR so badly in this time of incredible uncertainty. Thanks for all your videos but especially the ones with Lynette.

[@chezy1990]

🤣🤣 Is that broccoli... That was 2 days ago.... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Hilarious

[@brandonnichols8053]

“It’s like somebody took a rug and bastardized it!” Lol

[@myrandamichelle3740]

I'm only 11 minutes in to this video and I gotta know what this fool done did to get his self locked up!! 😂🤦🙋

[@ABarbato3]

I'm HOWLING

[@thaillling9369]

this is amazing

[@neotreo92]

Perfect timing ! 😍

[@desrazor5635]

The longer your nails get, the more beautiful they become, Mary.

[@nataliewilliams2005]

I have watched this like 4 times in the past 24 hours! We can all relate on the tp situation!

[@KellBear1031]

“I think there are some of those nasty green teas. To me they taste like water from a minnow bucket. “. 😂😂

[@jmorris4972]

Thank you...needed a laugh

[@msmonkey70]

More roleplays please!

[@medicaoctavia8002]

So clever! I love it!

[@friendship9022]

These are so cool. It's like shes channeling all the familiar moments

[@fdddgeygx8000]

Hi my name is Mary too and I love ur videos from Turkey ❤🥰

[@jaslyn111]

this look gives me Phoebe Buffay vibes

[@Ruth_T]

My new boss is named Trisha , makes me appreciate this even more

[@nezziecakes8743]

I would love to have a nail tech like Lynette 🥺💗

[@AnnyTheMs]

Is that texas accent? im not good in accent..anyone know?

[@BobJones-ty7qn]

Mary is from North Carolina but I believe she’s said before that sometimes she exaggerates her accent for Lynette videos

[@lrlavalais2068]

"The Old Guitarist" Pablo Picasso... (I have this painting)