I'm a simple woman, I see Lynette on the title, I click.
@jennah40596 жыл бұрын
Loved this video Mary! I feel spoiled to have 50+ minutes of Lynette 💕💕
@SuperficialGloworm6 жыл бұрын
"I found it at Costco... Well it was in the parking lot" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My goodness Mary, you're so great. Thank you, and merry Christmas.
@ParisfromTexas6 жыл бұрын
Lmao “Moth Dandr”😂😂 I love you Mary you’re the cutest😩❤️
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
I improvised this entire thing. I gathered some random stuff around me and hit Record. I have no idea what moth dander is or why she was talking about it!
@zombiehalo95886 жыл бұрын
Paris N. Moth dander
@TanjaHermann6 жыл бұрын
This was HILARIOUS! Also, the Southern accent feels so very comforting to me. Thanks for having such a wonderful imagination and acting talent. Loved the bit on Sheldon and his chair. Merry Christmas!
@princesstuesday52876 жыл бұрын
“if you give me any more socks I’m just gonna pass away” 😂😂😂
@ceamean6 жыл бұрын
Ok so when's the movie coming out? 😂
@CalmingSoundsASMR6 жыл бұрын
Those Christmas tree earrings are the best!
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I found them at Walmart.
@melodies2226 жыл бұрын
Too funny!!! And the blurry, no biggie! Love your voice. Thanks for all you do!!
@deedee_smiles6 жыл бұрын
I tell you what, Lynette is just my absolute favorite, especially when I need a little laugh! You always brighten my days Mary, and bless you for your hard work and talent! And everytime I watch your videos I somehow end up talking like your characters and it doesn't help that I'm fromTexas lol 😂.
@DaughterofAriess6 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for taking the time out to make these videos. :)
@sophieee90106 жыл бұрын
i think the only reason my family thinks its weird that i watch asmr is that i suddenly burst out laughing! thanks mary! enjoy your holidays 💞
@angelatadros56946 жыл бұрын
“I don’t need anymore socks so help me if you get me more socks for Christmas I’m going to run away from my own home and abandon this family do not i don’t care if they have aloe in them you’ve given me 470,000 pairs of socks please don’t give me anymore socks i love you mama but if you give me anymore socks I’m just going to pass away” I AM DEAD it’s 4am and I’m in bed sobbing laughing
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
This was a confrontation that I actually had to have with someone last year. :)
@sierramiller91026 жыл бұрын
I just love Lynette she makes me think of my granny so much and wit her just passing away it's very comforting. Thank you Mary! 💕
@princesstuesday52876 жыл бұрын
thank you for striving to create amazing content for us despite all the problems you’ve been having!! we appreciate it and you very much 💛💛
@megreads8246 жыл бұрын
I don't care whether Lynette is in focus or not, I adore her no matter what! Thank you!
@sleepycatwitch79386 жыл бұрын
Almost an hour long?! I'll be sleeping good tonight! I totally love your videos and please don't stress yourself too much! Love ya💞
@Brewst6 жыл бұрын
I love this. Moth Dander was killing me.
@Brewst6 жыл бұрын
OMG. There is so much to this. I'm not sure I've seen a Lynette video before. It's so good.
@h2ogurl12346 жыл бұрын
Today is my birthday and this is the first video i saw on KZbin. Thank you Mary
@Albalouise426 жыл бұрын
Emma Nesbit Happy birthday!!
@dawnjensen56156 жыл бұрын
Emma Nesbit Happy Birthday
@Pantra0016 жыл бұрын
I used to watch Netflix at mornings, but not anymore! I love your role plays, it's like following a series of Lynette and her whacky neighbors with compost wrapping paper etc.. :D I freaking love these, problems and all. You have some skills!!!
@beauty.by.becca_31476 жыл бұрын
Hi Mary! I just wanted to thank you so much. I’m in college and it’s finals week and I have five days of finals back to back. It’s overwhelming but your videos make it so much easier to study. And I feel the anxiety reducing. Thank you for the constant uploads
@jacquelynevans6956 жыл бұрын
I died when she went on about the socks... Thank you for the video! :D
@riki63486 жыл бұрын
IF YOU GOT ME SOCKS AGAIN THIS CHRISTMAS I WILL RUN AWAY FROM HOME, I DONT CARE IF THEY GOT ALOE VERA IN THEM, I’m dead
@kimberly68156 жыл бұрын
Haha, I was just saying the same thing about socks this year. No more socks! Love Lynette!
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE!!! :)
@kimberly68156 жыл бұрын
Oh, yes. Bendy is everywhere, thanks to my daughter! (:
@hannsolo86 жыл бұрын
I genuinely enjoy all of your videos. Your ability to get into multiple characters, is amazing. Even the simple sit downs. Very much enjoy them all. Thank you for spoiling us with so many wonderful videos (: MARY Christmas
@sakuraa44146 жыл бұрын
Lynette never fails to make me smile :) GRITS unite! XD
@breannabrown43846 жыл бұрын
you could overlay an audio file of you whispering over a picture of poop and it would still be one of the best asmr videos of all time
@cutiekay226 жыл бұрын
The video blurriness doesn’t even bother me it just seems like i forgot my glasses 😂 once again you make my day with another video awesome 💝💕
@hannahhester83766 жыл бұрын
Sharion, my great aunt's name. She would absolutely love that hat. She is so much like Lynette. Lol. Loud, crazy fashion sense, funny, almost exact.
@dill_pickle19916 жыл бұрын
LOVE THIS!! Who cares if it's a bit blurry...it's still good! I love all of your videos, but especially Lynette. I follow her videos like it's a soap opera. lol. :) I'm born and raised in the South, so I know so many people like her. You do good work, and put out lots of content despite having a full personal plate. Keep up the good work, and Merry Christmas!
@serenesplendorasmr36356 жыл бұрын
You are simply awesome Miss Mary. Simply awesome. "Red felt" LOL
@hannahscow1286 жыл бұрын
I could not stop laughing! You're so hilarious and also so comforting and can always put me to sleep. Never stop making videos Mary we love them!
@09TessMc6 жыл бұрын
I love Lynette! Best part of my day, I just laughed my ass off. Thank you!
@Capricorn1526 жыл бұрын
Love the video. Heck, the blurriness is just down to the residents of Camden Willows forgetting to put their glasses on, that's all!
@gracehardbeck58936 жыл бұрын
Ok that disembodied deer head came out of nowhere I'm wheezing 😂😂
@coralwhite40726 жыл бұрын
I genuinely cried laughing about the moth dander. "Don't you have to have hair to have dander" LOL
@hunterc89436 жыл бұрын
It’s blurry but I still loved it ❤️
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
Hunter C Thank you
@elrehaan6 жыл бұрын
Aaaah always excited to see my fave Lynette, this is as hilarious as ever! (The malted milk balls nearly killed me). Glad you decided to post this one anyway, the content more than made up for a bit of blurriness
@BigDanASMR6 жыл бұрын
Omg yes I love your outfit and I always love the sound of your voice. You're also hilarious! mowwthhh lol
@hannahhester83766 жыл бұрын
And, actually, the diamond shaped wrapping thing can help save paper. I tried it, and you're right, it's so pretty.
@missunderstoodmal17006 жыл бұрын
Diamond Rose How do you know how big to cut the paper? I saw a video on Facebook but the paper was pre-cut.
@hannahhester83766 жыл бұрын
Missunderstood Mal What I did was, I lined it up to how big the present was, made a little cut on the bottom of the paper, flipped it over onto the printed side, and followed like a snowflake or a tree on the paper so I could do it straight. It's pretty easy to figure it out once you have a present on the paper. Just practice it and you'll get better at it. ☺
@PixieGirl11816 жыл бұрын
Well if I had to pick a problem I'd take the video. I love Lynette this video, problems and all.🙂
@MsJodi6 жыл бұрын
I love Lynette so much!
@hannahhester83766 жыл бұрын
Your camera is fine. I've seen way worse videos. Lynette is back, yay!
@SammyJoFinn6 жыл бұрын
this is a really great video. did you have to write a script? I've always wanted to make videos like this but all my role plays come out weird
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
SammyJo Finn I improvise most of it. This video was all improv.
@SammyJoFinn6 жыл бұрын
Did you go to classes or is it just from being with colorful characters
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
I don't know where it comes from, honestly. I've never done any acting beyond Christmas pageants in elementary school. I've always liked writing stories and coming up with characters and whatnot. I did it a lot as a kid.
@SammyJoFinn6 жыл бұрын
nice did you see BohemianWhisper ASMR whispering 100 ASMR Channel names, she mentioned you
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
SammyJo Finn Aw, no way! That's awesome! Thank you for letting me know!
@hannahhester83766 жыл бұрын
Oh, man, Aunt Varlien is a Sanctamommy!
@pengoschwortz47346 жыл бұрын
Omg I wish you had a comedy channel and put this on it I couldn't stop laughing
@SuperSoulTiger6 жыл бұрын
I just couldn't stop laughing at your bit about Jürgen :D I'm German myself and I've got to say, your pronounciation of the german words was pretty impressive!
@dot77356 жыл бұрын
Ugh, I love your accent! 😅
@SkyleonMK76 жыл бұрын
Why did Trish lie? she obviously got that tea set from Wondershare!
@OutsideGalaxy6 жыл бұрын
But is it Milo's tea? That's important to know. Great video, as always. You know, if you ever have visual issues on a video that are bad enough you don't feel like publishing it, I still think you should post it just as audio. I know we would definitely still enjoy it. And I hate to see you get frustrated with something that's supposed to be fun
@Rubiewoo6 жыл бұрын
Is that tea set actually from Aldi?
@SassyCasy6 жыл бұрын
I feel like northern Pennsylvania and the south are very similar, for example I have the proper deer head storing skills Symphony doesn’t lol
@MyEndoJourney6 жыл бұрын
This is gold!! You are like my long lost sister! Sheldon, Joel Osteen & QVC! 😂😂✋
@kristikeller72386 жыл бұрын
Most of us will only notice the first 5 minutes...after that...we’re knocked out. Don’t stress to much about it. Everyone struggles, we are a very VERY forgiving community 😌
@emilyhawkins41536 жыл бұрын
You really do make me howl, thank you for the belly laugh, you're amazing xxxxx
@ChulaConChulo25896 жыл бұрын
"what would you give someone like that?" hmm , a kitten . 😊🐱💜
@gibsonborelli48766 жыл бұрын
You know you’re early when the video doesn’t even have a thumbnail
@mysticalwhiterabbit46766 жыл бұрын
most, like me are just listening to the audio anyway! No worries !!!Seems a lot of you-tubers are having issues with their technology!! must be a universe thing!!! xoxo!
@kellyraven70976 жыл бұрын
U really do need ur own show... Mary you are hilarious 😂
@Georgieee1116 жыл бұрын
Have you done a Gift wrapping video this year? Or have you already wrapped everything I really liked that video last year!
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
Georgie. I've done two this year, actually
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
Oops... Actually, I made three. I forgot about one
@Georgieee1116 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds really! How did I miss them I'm so sad, thanks so much I'm going to watch them now?!!!
@Georgieee1116 жыл бұрын
Great video btw!
@Rubiewoo6 жыл бұрын
Is that tea set actually from Aldi??
@carlystreny34496 жыл бұрын
Best line "to be such a heffer she makes a nice hat."
@freespeechliberal70366 жыл бұрын
OMG....while watching this I have been knitting with a loom and yarn from Joanne's in California. Freaky.
@ayannawatson26386 жыл бұрын
Still was a great video; blurry visuals and all 😭💯
@ATieflingBard6 жыл бұрын
whatever happened to Patrice the obsessed fan and Portia the matchmaker.
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
Amelia Lindsey They've fallen prey to the dreaded "Mary has too much to do to devote lots of time to these videos and assorted characters" disease.
@ATieflingBard6 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds XD I had a terrible day this made me laugh
@cathiehanna76646 жыл бұрын
Hi Mary, as of 11/17, world market has your Galvin table on sale for $480. Just wanted you to know. Love your videos. Love from Lucama, NC!
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
Gah, of course they do! I got it on sale a few months ago, but that's a much better price! :(
@hannahhester83766 жыл бұрын
(Gasp) That MERMAID BAG! I want it!
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
Diamond Rose I really did find that at Christmas Tree Shops, if you have one near you. They had them up front by the registers!
@larahporter81236 жыл бұрын
If you give me any more socks I'm going to pass away.... Ahahah
@phanasmosasmr46746 жыл бұрын
Let me know when they pick you to play in a movie. I wanna see it 👌
@cgale19716 жыл бұрын
Moth dander and Malted Milk Balls. Enough said!
@ginanoname64176 жыл бұрын
Lynette has to watch out for Amberlyn, sounds like she'll get along with Harvest!
@gracehardbeck58936 жыл бұрын
That condom ad reference tho 😂😂😂
@birdgirl22896 жыл бұрын
yay!!!! Thank u
@GEDINA6 жыл бұрын
Mary, if you could travel anywhere in the world where is the first place you would go?
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
GEDINA A place that could sell me some working audio/visual equipment and video editing software. Just kidding... I'd go to Ireland, no doubt! First choice!
@realm23x736 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds I lived in the sticks in N.C. when I was a teenager. I moved away, but the way your talking in this video is like traveling back in time!
@kittycatrat986 жыл бұрын
I get so tickled at your videos because you sound just like my aunt Barbara
@ginanoname64176 жыл бұрын
Now I'm real curious who got that HoHoHo bag)
@katiesanders29906 жыл бұрын
are lynette and harvest neighbors?
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
Katie Sanders Yep! I meant to have Lynette mention selling the cow manure to Harvest, but I forgot.
@marissasimas92586 жыл бұрын
Lynette throwing shade at Charity.
@tony680806 жыл бұрын
I want to know what smutty comments Trish was making about the malt balls ;-)
@amypardue49866 жыл бұрын
I AM LOL OUT MY MIND AWSOME VIDEO MARY 😅😅😅😅👍🤗🎄🔔⚘
@josiepie87806 жыл бұрын
I love the super southern roleplays! Hilarious😂 anndddd.... I may have lost a lot of my southern accent when i moved to PA but it never fails to intensify after listening to your videos lol
@crazykittylady62266 жыл бұрын
Oh lord 47,000 socks??? 😁😁😁
@nikolai-silva6 жыл бұрын
I agree with my good sis Mary! It’s “Puh-Cons” not “Pee-Cans” that’s just nasty 🤢
@QuartzK6 жыл бұрын
LMAO moth dander!
@producttaken13706 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@myrandamichelle37406 жыл бұрын
Balls 😂😂😂😂😂
@kaitlynbonin90823 жыл бұрын
Ok j the same j j
@teensworld12146 жыл бұрын
Girl I️ Love u and miss u where u been u used to post like 3 times a day know it’s like only one where have u been
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
No offense, but I work 40 hours a week, raise two kids alone, and it's Christmas. It's almost 11pm right now and I'm wrapping presents to take to work tomorrow. I don't have time every day, year round, to make three videos a day. Seriously, you can't expect me to make that many videos every single day. I'm a real person with a real life and real obligations, just like everybody else. I don't know anybody who can make three videos every day. I certainly can't.
@IAmErica-qv7wj6 жыл бұрын
now*
@linzianderton20906 жыл бұрын
Know we are sometimes spoilt with more than one video a day but tbh don't know how time is found for more than one video a week! Especially in December! Even Im chasing my tail and I don't have half as much on my plate as Mary. Would miss her videos of course but really Hope she gives herself some time off to enjoy the holiday. Life's short. Family time so precious. Enjoy..Happy Christmas x
@teensworld12146 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry if I️ offended u marry I️ just miss u that’s all