ASMR Making You My Valentine & Giving You Gifts (Creepy)

[@purpL-z7b]

Never wanted to be kidnapped more in my life

[@Jboydgetsgreen]

Woah buddy

[@Amenoweno]

@@Jboydgetsgreen i mean the money, the car…. Dude I’d want to be kidnapped by her too

[@carlovalentino1147]

💀

[@ashergavriel8373]

Your voice and breathing are Soo relaxating 🤤😴

[@MewMew17777]

i loved this creepy valentine/girlfriend theme

[@jasongerber2732]

The little shell at the end😂

[@bjspeedster7000]

I wasn’t ready for the giant wad of cash 😂

[@Isaiahj-u7v]

she’s a great actress ngl

[@landon2050]

Ive been kidnapped alot and this was one of my favorites

[@JayGside]

How are you even alive gng 😭🙏

[@littlesmokie0078]

Lol touching money makes me smile too

[@John-Jacob-Smith]

For women being creepy takes effort but for guys like me it just comes effortlessly.

[@10pmmemes88]

Yeah, it's a harsh reality. Mid women have so much more power than mid men when flirting. Partly due to biology (men want to f whatever they can, woman are hyper selective) and partly dating app culture.

[@atashgallagher5139]

​@10pmmemes88 Biologically mating is super high investment high risk for women. You gotta be pregnant for nine months, needing far more food and being far slower and weaker and more vulnerable. Then get torn open and potentially just die, then have a kid to watch for the next 15 - 20 years. For men you just gotta be there for a few minutes at the minimum and can nope out at any time and leave the continent without a major downside evolutionarily speaking obviously you'd be terrible father and an awful human being for doing that. Also we aren't wild animals and have social competency and higher thought processes that mostly supplant instinct.

[@10pmmemes88]

​@@atashgallagher5139 okay? I don't see how that contradicts my points.

[@ysuuby5034]

​@@10pmmemes88 u sound like a incel lol. Everyone is hyper selective. Even wants to f anything. It doesn't matter what gender lol

[@L8Ruk]

I don’t mind this 💤💤💤😴

[@MKF30]

Thanks for the ASMR Valentine video Hazey. I'm sure you'd make a great Valentine 😊💝

[@Mister-Imperfect]

I would be your valentine 4ever 😘 my lonliness will be then finally over 🥳

[@McLeeV1]

yes.

[@joshuarowe9649]

Maybe it says a lot about my dating life... but I am most relaxed by your crazy girl videos 🤣

[@vitoscaleta439]

I don’t mind😂 it beats not having one

[@samueld5418]

not creeped out

[@Asteidith]

girl, please do more finger flutters. i love them. xoxo

[@YeReDROMA55555]

Another one like this please ❤❤❤

[@PhonemicSounds]

This would've been creepier if she looked straight at us

[@Mondos2001]

Oh hey.. You're cute!

[@douglascarroll9547]

Lovely!❤

[@matthewmckinney5531]

Hazey ASMR, I'd love to see you do a reverse kidnap asmr(a video where you are the kidnapping victim).

[@MrMcDoodles-he2eu]

Creepy

[@judeherbert6878]

Get out much?

[@Goat_211-t3d]

❤

[@ErnestMas]

You're SUCH a snacc!

[@PeterReid1993]

Liberty biberty

[@Nuggets_Air7]

damn! nice watch

[@VoidGamer-w3r]

w

[@neysa2534]

😭 'Promosm'

[@averagerednek8446]

Wtf

[@carlovalentino1147]

Does she have snap

[@nikitabard3898]

Hi! Godlike video! Plz film duct tape sounds ASMR with taped mouth