[ASMR] Margot The Poshest Rudest English Suit Tailor

It's your lucky day! Margot has decided to let you stay for a suit fitting. You are in Saville Row though, so expect high prices and pure english snobbery. It's best not to argue with her.
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[@CreativeCalmASMR]

PHEW! I made it and on time! Just got back from London, quickly showered and remembered I'd set this to publish! COMMENT: MORE MARGOT - If you would like to see more of Margot in other situations!! Also, Q&A video will be out soon, taking a little longer to film!! Thank you allllll xxx

[@lamardoss83]

Creative Calm ASMR More Margot please. Loved it. Lol. 😂👍🏼

[@sarabrenna5525]

More Margot, the world needs it.

[@lizaliveslife2859]

MORE MARGOT PLEASE!!! I loved this. Thank you once again for another wonderful video!!

[@the.digitalalias]

Hahaha, Margot sounds like me trying to do a stuffy British accent!

[@JakeBresinski]

More Margot!!!!!! It was great!

[@magdalenalukac8242]

_She is speaking in cursive_

[@luckycharmers9503]

Exactly what I thought

[@ASHERNFILM]

And yet she did 🧐

[@pineapplepizza3012]

@@theduckess5805 r/wooosh

[@Strawbunberri]

Omg you're right

[@kenzeeth]

@@theduckess5805 jojo siwa can

[@LeendaBeks]

*”perhaps it would be wise to marry into some sort of money”* girl, i’m trying. trust me.

[@skytv4891]

c r i n g e

[@JustAChinesePleb]

KM PGs The word cringe is cringe. Overused, dude.

[@pissshocktrooper6830]

Jin the banana from the left claims the guy who typed out the word "dude"

[@colemj5046]

Piss Shock Trooper says the guy that quotes the word

[@SirMandorallen]

Stupid selfish bitches.

[@TessD1891]

More Margot!!! "Are you planning to lose weight for the wedding? . . . Right. . . Okay. . . ." Busted out laughing at that.

[@kimclaussen9413]

"If they're not at least fifth in line for the throne, you know how I struggle!" 😂 This was hilariously SAVAGE. 😂

[@zipporahanson6272]

12:36

[@AllYouWantAndMore]

OMG... Suddenly I feel extremely self-conscious about my shoes and line of succession to the throne.

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

GOOD

[@sarabrenna5525]

Oliver Quinn i think this is the best comment i've read so far 😂

[@clairefromtrollhunters3991]

Lol!😂

[@sooofunny37]

Well Dahling, true story: I was named after two Queens.

[@biggiecheese4489]

sooofunny37 there was a queen named sooofunny37 ? Crazy name huh?

[@TuannyHonesko]

"Are you an educated person?" OMG, I CRACKED

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

I apologise for Margot, I mean I don't know why she says these things...

[@TuannyHonesko]

I get you, dear. Margot can be a handful...

[@perpetualinsomniac7059]

All I hear is a female Severus Snape😂

[@ArjunGupta-cl1ko]

Perpetual Insomniac I can’t unhear it now.

[@arielrose9874]

Perpetual Insomniac Turn to page 394...

[@perpetualinsomniac7059]

I love it! This is now my favorite ASMR video.

[@xiomara.mon7711]

Perpetual Insomniac I love this....although I would add in a little bit of Dumbledore

[@Gstar1123]

RIP Alan Rickman

[@babyquinny6570]

The accent alone makes me feel like trailer trash.

[@alexcorbett414]

The accent isn't really that inaccurate for a posh person tbh

[@babyquinny6570]

the Duckess I meant no racism in that statement..? I apologize if it offended you.

[@AshtenArmstrong]

@@theduckess5805 it's not a racist comment if anything it would classism. Which it's not. So.

[@AshtenArmstrong]

Same

[@refoij]

Because it makes me horny. This usually happens to me with the French, but an Englishwoman to refined, It has made the English language, pronounced by her, seduce me...

[@POTUSOA]

Came for a suit, left with an inferiority complex.

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Margot says you're welcome

[@benjerry8987]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ainelynnw.687]

Li'l Sebastian's Ghost came with an inferiority complex left with an even bigger inferiority complex and no will to live

[@jackpaul9310]

Came for suit left with anxiety

[@sarabrenna5525]

I'm living for rude/posh Margot telling me i can't afford anything in this store. The "mean" voice is so relaxing tbh.

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

hahaha amazing, glad you're enjoying Sara!!

[@hellofriendo2]

More Margot. I need more english snobbery in my life.

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Yasssss

[@sooofunny37]

Quite!

[@aestheticwhale2803]

stop judging my light up sketchers

[@mattsmith457]

You mistake disgust for envy. Light up sketchers have similar properties to the Ring from Lotr.

[@WithChrisW]

Comes in for a suit and a roast, apparently.

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

You always get a little extra with Margot!

[@lifestylebycamille9691]

You should do a video where Margot looses her money or job (because of her behavior ?) and has to work at a normal clothing store :) Sorry if I made any grammatical mistakes,

[@corytaylor3595]

camilleon that's actually not a bad idea i think it would be fun.

[@Anne_905]

Amazing idea but its her fathers shop so because she is spoiled i dont think she would get fired

[@megan1618]

YES. YES. I NEED THIS.

[@johanosorio473]

Jean-Luc Picard lmao I like how everyone overlooked this

[@shayriggs3101]

MORE MARGOT! I like the sound of “Margot’s change of circumstance”.

[@UncleBoogieRF]

You and Fred should collaborate. It’d be amazing.

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Haha that would be quite something!

[@DanielClear2]

*M A X I M U M R U D E N E S S*

[@relar6942]

Stromberg Thornton Rudeness 100

[@hannahl8344]

Omg Fred can be Jeffrey!

[@jimmychickenstrips6878]

They should both just whisper insults to each other while in fancy clothing for 2 hours

[@ellipsisms]

This accent is amazing, reminds me of the Queen’s accent in The Crown.

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Haha amazing!

[@blxxdrxse3157]

Sara well trust me a London accent doesn’t sound like that what so ever

[@pineapplepizza3012]

@@blxxdrxse3157 OI m8 ill fok ya up , is the language i heR

[@amandap2106]

spicyburrito 34 it’s posh

[@Doomreb]

that 'can i help you' tho

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

should be a meme tbh

[@Doomreb]

haha

[@elunaa.7011]

"Hellown..cen I hep yew?..😒"

[@blu8762]

cant* i help you ?

[@lennykenny7851]

must* I help you?

[@thelilcommentghost3781]

I usually don’t like rude asmr but this gave me the biggest tingles EVER

[@pennclick]

Expect a bad yelp review!

[@Chasiraw]

Zant 😂😂

[@Valkron]

Dude are you good for pizza when I return in 5 days

[@petitcactusamer]

@@Valkron idk about him but I am 😂👏

[@vincentcorrea3954]

666th liked whasup

[@JokersWild]

@@Chasiraw because I'm tackyyy

[@deloreanflashback4991]

It's CONFIRMED.... Lucy will be in Season 3 of The Crown. WATCH OUT

[@YATESY]

You are literally posher than the queen, amazing

[@webgpu]

'Margoret' Thatcher ;)

[@rubyright4762]

Trump would kick soccer balls around you

[@webgpu]

Daniel, I thought Thatcher was a Conservative, therefore the opposite of evil. (unless you are a leftist... :-( )

[@nickwright2721]

drout maybe the opposite of evil but not the opposite of illogical and stupidity.

[@Gooner184]

drout Tories are evil

[@Ottawa3453]

The casting directors of Downton Abbey clearly missed something here! :D

[@emilyckohl]

That was the most I have ever laughed during an ASMR video. "Eton like the dessert" Oh man. MORE MARGOT for sure (:

[@tinyseedsofASMR]

oh dear, poor Margot is having quite a day at work, how could she go on with such an appalling customer? What? Am I the customer? Oh my, I didn't expect that... MORE MARGOT

[@yucateco2006]

and the Asmr Award 2018 by best actress in a leader roleplay goes to....

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Hahaha oh my 😂

[@lazydino6106]

Creative Calm ASMR goes too... gibi

[@daytheninja]

We need a collab with Fred for a rude English experience

[@darkcookies8064]

YES

[@HeavyYeti]

THIS.

[@alexanderturner7940]

Please make this happen. double the rudeness double the relaxation!

[@evelynfajardo3768]

YES YES YES YES

[@Opi395]

YES

[@Lytah84]

She is terrifically awful! I love it. Great homage to the rude English gentleman... I sense a collaboration in the future. I love your videos, Relaxing as always ☺️

[@melkor2650]

Margot: "Are you married at all?" Me: "Only a little bit."

[@noemi5937]

😂

[@0407luke]

This is like Received Pronunciation, but the pronunciation was sent 15 times first class and delivered by Chuck Norris via a punch to the face each time, just to check you received it.

[@bobby-tu2nh]

Higher received pronunciation is the term you're looking for.

[@kristinespure8826]

OMG, this sounds like a really grumpy Claire Foy in "The Crown", and I loove it! Lucy, you're absolutely pulling off the accent. I'm amazed how rude Margot can sound so calming. :)

[@theminuteman3460]

It sounds more like the creator in my opinion.

[@ninjamaster102]

It’s Lucius Malfoy incarnate! 😱

[@emilyfletcher7124]

MORE MARGOT because for some reason I like being insulted.

[@unknownusername5111]

Oof

[@SaucyBlunt]

Masachonist

[@a-hope7605]

@@SaucyBlunt I'm one ;^;

[@fr4225]

Masochist.

[@a-hope7605]

@@fr4225 ye

[@zuzannatredowicz276]

The acting is AMAZING. Im almost at the end, Im really relaxed, I want to go to sleep, but your acting is so great that I just MUST watch it till the end.

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Thank you so so much, I had SO much fun filming this! Especially as it wasn't scripted (as normal) so I just kind of went with the flow hhaha

[@HyslopUncut]

Posh. Rude. Extremely funny. Thank you very much for this excellent video!

[@adderon7476]

Pish posh bish bosch

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@ronaldstarkc83]

MORE MARGOT, I love that accent.

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

YESSSSSS

[@ETFsinner]

MAKE THIS A SERIES. YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THIS

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

MARGOT SHALL RETURN If people really want her to! haha

[@AllYouWantAndMore]

Creative Calm ASMR - yes, return would be awesome. The best would be ... Follow me on this... So in like 2 years there will be space tourism. So, I want to be on the SpaceX Dragon Capsule (photos online) sitting next to Margaret. And, even though I needed a bunch of money to get there, like $250k, I want Margaret to act like I'm a coach passenger who got upgraded to first-class and now she has to enjoy this once in a lifetime experience with a commoner. Wow, that's some stream of consciousness stuff right there. Make it so... Please.

[@AllYouWantAndMore]

yenisleydis cruz - then why didn't you like my comment?

[@AllYouWantAndMore]

yenisleydis cruz - That's so... What's the right word... Different, of you.

[@lorenorzorro6388]

Indubitably a posh establisment. The Queen is amused indeed and sends her finest regards.

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Quite!

[@selenego7279]

Anyone else get flashbacks from Phoebe’s upper east side accent; when she’s meeting Mike’s parents for the first time? “Thirteen bathrooms in this place & I threw up in the coat closet!”

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Hahahaha yesssssss

[@JillyMae89]

Lmaooo

[@sydneyhammer7212]

your voice is giving me major alice in wonderland vibes, and i am loving it!!

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Amazzzzinggg

[@maherhamadouch2005]

This is way too accurate, I encounter snobs like this everyday

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Oh my! Hahah what area to you work in?

[@maherhamadouch2005]

Creative Calm ASMR Parliament, I work for a Labour MP, but eat lunch with Conservatives unfortunately

[@akshaynilendu1542]

"they say the hips don't lie and your hips definitely don't lie". lmao XD XD

[@DiddlyASMR]

You pull this off so well ahaha, love me some english snobbery

[@user-mt4sc6uy5b]

Love the reference to your other video! “I have a fantastic plastic surgeon.. did their own nose” 😂

[@rn5538]

WTF is this accent? You sound like you lock your servants in the cellar for making eye contact😂😂😂

[@venousbog]

Simon MacCorkindale not racist at all I'm sure.

[@ruth7539]

@@venousbog i don't think it's racist?? sorry but

[@jadenthecommenter]

how tho

[@ladydominion8632]

Venousbog HD what

[@archaontheeverchosen7980]

Its not they are trolling

[@wwkww0728]

“Silk or nothing!” More Margot please!!

[@Devon14]

Do another one, but instead of talking to a normal person, talk to someone of royalty. Like if you agree.

[@alexc9985]

Would be interesting to see what the opposite of this video would be like

[@theminuteman3460]

Devon14, She should do one of her talking with her normal accent.

[@talkingtottenham3198]

Omg that old posh accent is spot on lol haven’t even got to see the whole vid to know it’s going to be what I need tonight 👌🏻

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

haha thanks so much Dean! I really hope you enjoying watching the rest!!

[@barneyshpaenglezz3570]

I can just hear this accent in particular yelling "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!" It's a frightening image, but I also love it.

[@msnthrowp]

Oh my Lord this is the greatest roleplay ASMR video I have ever seen. I love it😆The accent is convincing enough but the condescending tone and mean remarks gave me a full belly laugh. Brilliant!!

[@ItsYourDistraction]

This had me cracking up from beginning to end 😆

[@DamianSheesh]

I can't believe you never script anything! You just have a wonderful imagination. As an American, Margot kind of sounds like when we try to put on a British accent. I thought it was fun to listen to and got some nice tingles from it, but I prefer your normal, amazing voice. I've fallen asleep on my last 3 flights to your exotic car salesman vid. :)

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

hahah thanks so much Damian! Yes this is for sure what Americans always do accent wise when they think of brits! Glad you enjoyed the fun of it, and so happy you have enjoyed the car sales video so much! No I never script or pre-prepare anything (I just do some quick checks for medical ones so I don't sound like a total plum), I don't know if that's worrying that I have such a vivid imagination or good? hahaha

[@kivuliseah8079]

Damian Scisci your right it really does sound like when a American tries a British accent.

[@yonitznkc]

Damian Scisci : she did an Indian scalp massage last year that I still go to.

[@absolutmauser]

Haha this is so good. Usually I put ASMR vids on in the background while reading or falling asleep, but I've been watching this intently. Such an engaging portrayal of this character! MORE MARGOT!

[@Emma-xs1hd]

I am thoroughly offended as a young woman watching this (not even an older gentleman! Ha!) and I’m loving it! It’s cracking me up ❤️

[@BigKahuna0275]

Hahaha this was absolutely great, the facial expressions of disgust and haughtiness were hilarious. Bravo, Madame, bravo!

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Thanks so much!!

[@MilitantOldLady]

Now we know what Lucy sounds like when utterly plastered :D

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

I have to shatter this illusion as I don't drink.... or very very rarely! hahaha I think I actually go chav tbh!

[@cabbagesfm2928]

Creative Calm ASMR that’s what we’re missing from asmr. A chavy Yorkshire accent 😂

[@lucepulp]

Creative Calm ASMR omg please do a chavvy manchester accent it’s refreshing to hear a familiar voice to put you to sleep aha

[@bananaslug7552]

At 4:04 when she says "Slim fit" I thought she said "Slim Thick" and I was about to say "with yo cute @$$"😂😂😂

[@theminuteman3460]

banana slug it’s too bad the snobby girl can’t take a compliment.

[@yagirlnaee]

The voice was sooo relaxing pleaseee MORE MARGOT !! ☺️

[@ASMRRattler]

This might be my favorite of your videos. I am really enjoying how lighthearted and funny this is.... better start saving so I can get that work done.

[@Seoyull38]

Omg you are so talented🤣🤣 I love it!!! I always say this but I love how you are able to jump into characters from characters! Like in a full spectrum!

[@aveenfawad4667]

I don't usually comment on videos but this is absolutely brilliant Lucy! Every thing is on point! Can't wait to sleep to this 😴

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

This makes me so happy, thank you so so much!!

[@ALBUMOF2008]

I would LOVE more of this character!!! Ur so funny I keep coming back for more lolll

[@jamesalvarez9482]

This video had me in stiches! Love your sense of humor. I could just see us carrying on all day talking "posh" to each other.

[@nightsidex3747]

This is comedy gold! 😁😂😂

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

yassssss hahaha

[@leslycastro8603]

I’VE NEVER SEEN A ROLEPLAY AS GOOD AS THIS ONE!!!😱 BRAVO!!!👏🏻 MORE MARGOT FOR SURE👌🏻👍🏻🤞🏻

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Hahaha thank you!!!!

[@LadyMcCrystal]

More Margot!!!! I've watched this 4 times now. The first time was while I was cooking dinner after work, so calming. Now it's my sleep video! I love the attitude in this with the accent. Your facial expressions are spot on!

[@reetsie]

This is the first video I’ve seen from you but I clicked subscribe within the first minute. I have never been happier to be served by a saleswoman this rude!

[@V8CSW]

This has to be the greatest thing I have seen for some time and having watched a few of your videos I imagine it would quite something to know you in real life! The posh British sarcasm towards the lower classes hit squarely on the head and I loved it! “Are you secretly 12”, what a line, nearly had me on the floor! Very new to the world of ASMR and not sure if I will find my trigger or even if I have one, but between yourself and Gibi this last week has been superb and I have found the videos very relaxing indeed. Off to make a brew, grab some hob nobs and settle in for a couple of hours. Thank you!

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Hahaha thank you so much!!!!

[@Eyez7676]

OMG, your masterful snobbery makes me weak! 😂😂😂 For some reason, this video makes me think you could do an amazing Ab Fab style video! I’d looooove to see that!!!

[@okredcoat5141]

So much win here! Love freds voice so glad you did a rude asmr video 😂

[@Hobbes65]

This is one of the best roleplays that I've seen in a while... Very good job!

[@hanzosbm1]

I always wanted an appointment on Saville Row. I can imagine it would go something like this.

[@39abc93]

this is a masterpiece.

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

😱THANK YOU!!!!

[@baggiebabe6770]

This had me laughing so much , you deffo deserve more subs , well done

[@xsieferx6738]

I LOVE your emoting and acting in this video and the way you enunciate I LOVE IT!!

[@scoobydoowhereru1480]

A PAYMENT PLAN LOL

[@peanutbutterchocolatecakew4132]

I’m aware tht this is a role play, but I swear my sensitive self couldn’t handle this lmao😂😂😂

[@pslink6437]

Bravo, that was one of your best videos ever. I was entertained the entire time, and I hope that you make more Margot videos.

[@gingee7566]

it's so tedious, tingly, and calming at the same time. fascinating... yesss.

[@NoxMonstrum]

That accent is hilarious. We need more of this

[@kazutokirigaya4307]

I just recently found your channel and you're amazing 😁

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Thank you so much!! Please subscribe to see more!

[@kazutokirigaya4307]

I have been subscribed for a week and counting 😎

[@enclosedearth4410]

How ever did you manage to keep a straight face while filming this?!? I've never commented on your videos before, but this was bloody brilliant. Keep up the good work. And MORE MARGOT!

[@robindockter9910]

I LOVE this, this was oddly one of the most tingly videos I've ever seen!

[@comeo325]

Man she even has the tiniest facial expressions (the stillness of some parts? idk..) down. I've never met a really posh Brit before though.

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

hahaha I tried!

[@Tom-se1em]

Snobbish tingles are surprisingly very good tingles. Thanks as always, Lucy!

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

hahaah amazing!

[@TeaAndCroissants]

MORE MARGOT I don't know what it is about her but her that works. Normally I hate rude ASMRs but this one was amazing!

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Hahah thanks so much!

[@sewgatormomm]

You are a talented actress! It's very hard to get the dry humor timing right, and you nailed this character. Well done.

[@dorkmax7073]

This right here is why we dumped tea in the harbor

[@theminuteman3460]

@Coda Mission, I couldn’t agree more.

[@ensny1]

Great video. Great tingles. More Margot.

[@jackharrington5967]

Don't usually like these kind of videos but this is excellent. Really enjoyed it. Thanks!

[@magdajones4417]

Brilliant and very amusing 😄👏🏼 You are very funny and definitely have some acting skills and even tho I didn’t get any tingles from this video I really enjoyed watching it 👍🏼☺️

[@1southsaint]

Margot lowkey made me mad 😂😂

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Lowkey if Margot heard you say that she would slap you right out the shop!

[@1southsaint]

Creative Calm ASMR 😂

[@ameline8739]

Never would have thought that receiving microaggressions would relax me 😂😂😂

[@Maltora71]

That was awesome! Really good video! More Margot!

[@Poziedon]

This is by far one of my favorite videos for asmr, even if it’s rude and snobby idk why I love it

[@ccceeable]

this is srsly so good! hope it blows up

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Ah I am honestly chuffed that a video I had SUCH fun filming people seem to be genuinely loving!!!

[@Mccaglen101]

Getting major Malfoy/Sorting Hat vibes from this voice

[@georgieroberts8697]

AHHH I was just coming to look for your old tailor video!! 😍😍😍🙏🙏

[@gracecroash9227]

My new favourite!! Love your work CC❤