ASMR Massaging A Tree Into A Book

[@kyo5840]

One day when my kids ask me how are books made, I'm just gonna show them this video

[@stvrlighttforever]

I think thats a good idea 😂😂 and youre save a lot of time for explaining 😂

[@thatonedudewhodoesstuff334]

Yeah 😂

[@ItsKeyboardCat]

😂😂😂 omg yes

[@BeanzAviation3967]

That's well funny 😂😂

[@zerareota1560]

Now I wonder if I asked my parents how books were made? I once asked my mom if she remembered explaining how animals are made into food and she was just like“I dunno, it wasn’t particularly traumatic I guess”

[@I-say-let-me-cook]

Imagine the splinters

[@natsines7067]

the absolute cringe i felt in the second clip will haunt me for atleast a couple minutes

[@xanderbucher9625]

They’re splinters. Tiny and inconsequential unless left in.

[@Brenzoink]

Splinters don’t happen to blue collar hands

[@RDLDR0]

what i was thinking

[@Alex-op5jw]

I just close my eyes and try to not think about it

[@WinnieThePooh1989]

He is the Lorax’s worst enemy rn 😂😂

[@LianaBalazadeh]

OMG FRRRRR

[@seasidegoomba]

He is on Lorax watchlist

[@CocoBear-sf7sb]

lol .

[@ScraffyX]

he massaged it and gave it a pedicure too though💀

[@i_kauz_khaoss2307]

He does NOT in fact speak for the trees🗣️

[@tapesayshowdy]

I love how he promotes his books in asmr form

[@AxBodaysprae]

Via massaging tree corpse

[@venividivicilgd]

Yeah and the text is like fhfhakdhccsjdjvtjf fmskyzvtxjsndnfivzsbdnfncn

[@digits_offical2739]

The second one is a splinter speedrun

[@GravidiesC]

The printer?

[@Frostguy10]

@@GravidiesCy-you can’t count?

[@SpyKitCat]

@@GravidiesC bro how do you get splinters from a printer

[@4seamen]

​@@GravidiesCthe printer is the 4 th one

[@GravidiesC]

@Eat_my_noods Nuh uh

[@SOURPATCHKIDZXD]

the amount of effort put into this video

[@maxwellkasterko4925]

Yea bro i could feel it and the printer even liked the massage Im NOT aiii

[@ariegaming3895]

Him:does rough triggers I kinda don’t like Also me: am getting so much tingles I love it

[@Crazyhickvr]

Can you imagine being his neighbor just going to get the mail or looking out your window and seeing him just stroking a tree 😂

[@Braxten]

I am groot.

[@bolt92]

😂😂😂

[@AsianMilsim]

AYO 😂

[@AsianMilsim]

​@@Braxten💀 😊

[@skeletoon1572]

​@@Braxten Not that kind of stroking

[@Finnjaymakes]

As someone who chops wood for my grandparents, *I CAN FEEL THE SPLINTERS*

[@makingpeaceA]

I actually do too!😊

[@Theddosamalover]

Lol same😂😂

[@DeniseMc007]

Me: AAAAAA💀👻

[@grungefrog7840]

Just get some gloves man

[@Finnjaymakes]

@@grungefrog7840 I do, but this was before I had gloves.

[@arliaquach27]

Why is this actually so tingly like wtf 😂

[@ObungaMonke]

How tf did u get tingles? 😭

[@joefarmer4465]

That is CREATIVITY!

[@Felix-kv4ev]

As a book myself I can confirm that this is how I got created

[@jacksonkokich274]

As a human I can confirm this is top 16 best KZbin shorts comment

[@anxious_mushroom]

​@@jacksonkokich274 As a person I can confirm you are one of the nicest people ever❤

[@Mush_room410]

@@anxious_mushroomI’m happy to know that there’s still good ppl out there like u❤️

[@no-visor6981]

As a Harry Potter book I can confirm that I am the reason why there is less trees in the world

[@funnyskeleton94]

​​@@anxious_mushroomAs an alien, I can confirm that you're the first person we're going to abduct.

[@asterknowswhatsinyoursearch]

For anyone curious the book is his own, I personally like his writing so if you’re interested in a decent book consider his work (To whom it may concern I am not a bot or AI or an alt account to promote him I’m a person whose a writer and just happens to care 😭)

[@Moonyboi64]

Same though here I only ever got half way through the book before I had to return it to my local library because they were going bankrupt and the book was the librarians favorite book and she really wanted it back before the place was shut down... But even though I only got half way through the book I still loved it very much

[@asterknowswhatsinyoursearch]

@@Moonyboi64 yeah I really need to see if my local library has the book(Hurricane Dan) I’ve been reading so I can finish it (btw I read a little on Kindle and wanna finish the book)

[@7cc5417]

@@asterknowswhatsinyoursearchthat’s the most Ai sounding message I’ve ever heard if this isn’t an alt account to promote this book I’m surprised

[@JimboAverage]

@@7cc5417the cover uses AI so I wouldn’t be surprised

[@NewtIsTheBestCharacterInTMR]

@@7cc5417yeah, and they don’t have any videos either

[@Lilybee53]

I can already feel the splinters

[@DadiracSierra]

Wtf why is this so relaxing

[@euies]

The best way to promote your book, really.

[@lukeplayinglazers6413]

"Honey the tree massager is back!" Edit: Tysm for the likes!!

[@joaopedromatos8069]

"Honey he is turning our tree into planks"

[@joaopedromatos8069]

"Don't leave the house until he leaves ok"

[@I-need-a-new-obsession]

HAHAHA

[@Gojo-and-Geto-was_here]

@@joaopedromatos8069”dad why is that man touching a tree? “

[@DeafLoudness]

@@Gojo-and-Geto-was_here "Well son, that’s how you make books/"

[@HadleyThings]

The amount of splinters in this video is insane. Give this guy some credit for rubbing his hands along wood just to give us tingles.

[@Likmiknutz]

I want mine delivered with every page crumpled up and a back of splinters and wood chips in the very back 😁

[@THECHOSENONE199]

I’m gonna need to see your tree massaging license

[@ThunderWolfAnimates]

He has one, it's just in his back left pocket.

[@Red_borne]

@@ThunderWolfAnimatesoh gosh he forgot it, no matter, he’ll massage you into his license

[@Couriercarries]

If you mention it he'll massage you into a book

[@user-fm1rg4iy6r]

Got me a loicense for tree massagin' roight 'ere!!!

[@amandagarten9793]

The first two and last one sounded sooooo good.

[@DefNotMyEmail]

Frrr

[@DVS_808]

Love the traffic noises. Sooo relaxing *Sarcasm*

[@user-nu5gx5hu1n]

This is the most creative one ever ❤

[@Messigoat_editz]

Person: What do you do for a living Him: I touch trees aggressively

[@F.B.I.Official417]

🤨📸

[@cr_chain]

Bro been caught by the official fbi

[@Alex-op5jw]

🤨📸

[@Theassistant-thekiller]

AYOOO

[@Grimsickle]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@theglitchedwolfyt6831]

We need a whole video of this

[@Rebel650]

We do😂😂

[@user-rb7gs6ho8w]

real

[@Rizzerofodds]

Fr

[@SkiMReTrO]

Agreed

[@MatsKommers]

Fr tho

[@Leonardodepookie]

the amount of splinters.papercuts,scratches this man had to endure is incredible. he is the CHOSEN ONE

[@Orange2-t7q]

One of the best asmr videos ever

[@Verttungas]

This has to be one of the most creative ASMR video I've seen

[@Zvvox]

Ikr bro

[@JaylinaCalderon-ll2ym]

So true though

[@extremebrah]

God bless you Brett and thank you for your relaxing videos.

[@Bru.h]

Never thought aggressively rubbing paper would sound so relaxing

[@1blobbyboi]

now THATS a quality book keep the egg chain going @warden6699 has ruined the egg chain, nerd

[@joaopedromatos8069]

Lol🥚

[@Zepery]

🥚

[@1blobbyboi]

🥚

[@Stitchisbetter]

🥚

[@UrLocalShinobiii]

That's quality tree in start

[@Kenithegreat356]

It gives me the tingles

[@inkee235]

This video made me think about how cool a "keyboard massage" video would be, the soft clacking+rubbing noises would sound really good !!

[@Blue_689]

He has one of those videos.

[@Ultra_gru]

how is this man not afraid of getting a splinter with that tree

[@YuriGoofov]

if he works with his hands for a living he wont get them from that kind of wood lol. only splinters ive had in the last 10 years have been from metal.

[@Masked_Weeb]

This man doesn't fear splinters. Splinters fear him.

[@MoonQuietYT]

WE GETTING SPLINTERS WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@JoeyMKVII]

Ngl this gave me mad tingles 😋

[@whoa478]

‘Tis a delicate craft, one which you have mastered.

[@krystalthomson8301]

Just take a moment to appreciate this guy cause he does not care if he get splinters or gets hurt he will do asmr just so we get sleep 😴

[@Mr.-primary]

Massage a cow into ground beef next

[@PeterGriffinOG101]

Am I the only one who realized he is the author of the book, literally

[@adriannaaguaiza5200]

Wait fr?

[@user-sx1rl8so4g]

​@@adriannaaguaiza5200yep

[@JANEZVR]

WE GETTIN SPLINTERS, BLISTERS, AND PAPER-CUTS WITH THIS ONE!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣💥💥💥💥💥

[@Gargamel_0]

Never had a papercut

[@dakotadallman7269]

The tree went from this.🌲to 🌴

[@God.with.backpackboy]

90% sure he is the author of the book

[@vaporkay7831]

nah, fr?

[@im_diversum]

He is it’s on Amazon. Forever man by Bret wellman

[@Jeb189]

@@im_diversumthe front image of the book is AI generated 😂

[@im_diversum]

@@Jeb189 but it’s real? And he’s an author that has multiple books?

[@aruesato]

he can't be an artist and a writer can he​@@Jeb189

[@NOCONTENT-sp1rc]

he massaged so hard that even the pc was relaxed

[@Cavivi6]

You have an amazing book i could understand everything

[@box_2916]

I love the part of the atory that says "be9hveihve8hvheb8yeb7h" sutch inspiring words

[@OMEGA-02]

Damn those splinters must be crazy

[@theanalogcirclepodcast.9416]

This was waaaaay better than I was expecting.

[@Totallynot_Lucy12]

Why was this so relaxing tho 😌

[@ccramsey8194]

The amount of splinters accumulated during the first part of the video is unimaginable

[@nyohohoo]

My man has made a Contract with those trees, he's immune to splinters now

[@mentallyunstable08]

Gave me fr tingles

[@Mr.dude1022]

agreed

[@5ambeanie5mbeanie-pd9vz]

POV the tree “ more plz it feels good “ 😂😂

[@jscar1222]

He is so good, and I don’t know how

[@shaded_acorn]

Absolutely the best ASMR massage out there

[@m1k3prod]

Super tingly love this kinda asmr

[@Cakes2312]

The most relaxing deforestation video.

[@irmacarkadzic8371]

The tree is getting a 100,000 massage treatment but the paper is getting violated😭

[@Dandelion1322]

Why did I tingle so hard

[@Jbltester334]

Same

[@Jon-os2vg]

My man out here getting splinters for yall!

[@MegaKushkushkush]

This is genius. I love how you put this together brother✊🏾

[@PrincessKennyVR]

WE GETTING THE TINGLES WITH THIS ONE BOYS 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️

[@trunksjj95927]

This is genius

[@user-eq9mq1ur1g]

Omg best ASMR in the world

[@KeltonIsaksen]

It’s actually kinda satisfying

[@arandomuseronthewebsitekno4054]

dude the splinters on the massage he's giving that cut peice of wood is CRAZY

[@Lily-zd6dx]

The printer massage was so good

[@anisaansari1614]

for realllllllllllllllll

[@Blueandpink_]

Him : *massages a tree* Splinters : did you miss me 🥰

[@TheAdoringFan]

The way your ran your fingers on that gave me ASM-aren’t 🪦

[@jayT-T]

"Im gonna go get the mail mom!" "Ok!" "Mummy hes touching the tree again!"

[@tui-paul9532]

Imagine walking into you’re library and seeing this guy violate a damn printer

[@FrecklyAsh_26021]

This is actually oddly satisfying

[@Theasandaker3]

We need more asmr like this😢🤭

[@Treyasourus]

Why is this actually so good?😂

[@aidenmiller-yi3zq]

This almost made me fall asleep and I’m standing

[@Amoney_boi]

i love how making a book requires many fatal splinters

[@ibisb7857]

Everyone talking bout the splinters and stuff, this man was moving the tree

[@rachelthedogmum]

Most creative asmr i've seen so far ngl. And a very good one too

[@lancealot8709]

If he could do that to a tree, imagine what he could do to a person.. strong hands and patience

[@mushroom497]

that book is very fresh

[@Smithy22]

Imagine walking pass enjoying your day and just see someone massaging a tree lol

[@KhaliaDelapaz]

That amount of papper cuts and splinters is crazy

[@bubmusic1229]

The splinters I'd get...

[@sillygoobershadowmilk]

splinters:i guess youve wondered where ive been

[@lifesyphon1]

I had no idea this is how books were made! Remarkable!

[@caelynbug]

The neighbors be like “babe he’s doing it again!” 😂

[@3NRU1]

We getting splinters w this one 🔥 🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@pandaboy-fe3gc]

I'm high as hell but why did when he patted the tree it was super entertaining

[@user-kq2bq2nt7t]

It’s so creative

[@Bingchiling607]

Pov: Me trying to get multiple splinters to skip school 😂

[@vincentcassidy2505]

I love how he looks like the type of person to type up the definition of what is a splinter after looking at the comment section

[@cooldude1025]

the tree did NOT. die for this

[@CamelzYT]

I feel like he was gonna get a splinter 😂😂😂

[@NancyKnight-qp7dg]

Imagine all the splinters

[@DrDistinguished]

Why did I actually get tingles

[@rustinhm5709]

Bro that tree is getting a better massage than me

[@valerss3332]

Bro is a magician

[@Uniquethatguy]

How have your hands not been covered in splinters?

[@BFG-Devs]

The tree is having the best time of his life.