ASMR Medical Exam: Relaxing Checkup with Dr. Green

[@JBGreenASMR]

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[@larrywilliamsjr.williamsjr9969]

Jelly bean green.You are so awesome.I do as i'm told

[@larrywilliamsjr.williamsjr9969]

Jelly bean green.You run the show here

[@melaniep.]

Woohoo 🎉🎉🎉 Wait, an insurance covering everything!??!? Literally only the stuff of dreams 😂 girl that intro was just one dream after another! Can't wait to go to sleep!!

[@a.katherinesuetterlin3028]

An insurance company covering everything is the stuff of utopian-novel-level dreams, for sure! But then, the company in question would actually have to have a sense of ethics and keep their paws out of politics. 😅

[@The_10Bit]

Me a chronic and invisible illness patient letting JB take me into fantasy land to sleep of having actually great medical care 🥹🥹❤️😴

[@ClarfB]

chronic, invisible illness club 🤚

[@reneeborghesi629]

Me too! What a dream this would be!

[@diphylla8106]

My bf and I recently tried to get a doctors appointment that's longer than 15min 🤡 At this point only bringing a weapon would help...

[@stephielynn]

Insurance advocate....what a dream

[@DarlingNikki2]

No deductible, no co-pay, best doctors possible on the case until it is resolved is a dream! Maybe I should move to Switzerland? 😁

[@jeffkeith637]

Automatically reduces stress and produces tingles in the US viewers.

[@archivboy]

JB...you make the world so much better and brighter with your ASMR art, you really do.

[@JBGreenASMR]

Thank you Jeremy❤️

[@magi_cait]

There’s something really satisfying about this being exactly one hour long ✨

[@donaldoconner]

It says 1:00:01

[@hithere5553]

The first 2 minutes and we’re already in a Star Trek utopia

[@wingsofwrath4647]

The funny thing is I'm from a crappy little East European country which used to have one of the worst communist dictatorships, on par with North Korea (no, really, our guy went there in 1971 and then decided to remake Romania in it's image, luckily we revolted and shot him in 1989) and yet here I am, currently undegoing chemo for lymphoma and all costs are covered by the state (I lie, I had to co-pay 10 lei - 2.13 USD - for a CT scan once, but I digress). And on top of that I get a year and a half of medical leave, also paid by the state. Of course, the bad thing is that, while the care itself is excellent (at least in the capital, hospitals elsewhere struggle mightily with lack of funds and personnel) you waste a lot of time just waiting around - and not for the actual checkup / treatment, but for the discharge paperwork afterwards. Also the payments from the state take about 6 months to actually arrive, during which time your employer is required by law to keep paying you. However, if you're self employed like I am, that turns into a real problem...

[@summerdais325]

I JUST searched up your videos.! I had one playing (2023 compilation). Thank you. You're so appreciated.

[@VesperSomerset]

After an extremely rough week and some sleepless nights from stress, Jellybean -- you're giving us such gifts this week. Your ear attention plays on so many levels, from the warmth of your voice to the delightfully crunchy, scratchy nuances of the ear thermometers. It's so relaxing and soothing. Thank you!

[@cherylhaynes2552]

Loved the insurance bit at the beginning. Quite funny. Loved the video; your content is always entertaining and relaxing. Thanks, JB. We appreciate you!

[@Kjj17]

Ahhh i love fantasy role plays.

[@amykrog4264]

Thank you. I'm on bed rest at 29 weeks pregnant and your videos bring me so much comfort and peace I could cry.

[@dee.w.7789]

In my books you are a true sleep doctor. You have such a special gift. I have a bad mix of adhd and anxiety , and let me tell ya deep sleep is tough but you’re videos bring me such calm that those sleepless nights are almost a thing if the past. Thanks JB ❤

[@francesbrowning2441]

I definitely misread the first section of the video as "Intro and Gaslighting" 😵😵 Lovely as always, thanks for all the good nights sleeps!

[@pink4258]

I think your version is more accurate 💀 lol

[@pariah_carey]

I never thought I’d see the Day when “Medical Insurance-Porn” was a thing. But, here We are! Unironically an innovative concept for a legitimate niche that isn’t being served. 👍

[@jackflash8218]

HA! That made me laugh... an incredibly high-pitched, maniacal sound with a distinct musical quality to it. Genius.

[@Yaknose]

ASMR has always had taking care of somebody or yourself front and center, and sometimes it's real scenes and sometimes it's fantasy (Hi Dr. Cosmicorn!) and this is the most caring unreal real video I've ever met. I'm going to be all fixed up and washed and detailed and sleepy and happy. Thanks, JB!

[@RudeGerbil]

A fully covered tingle session, awesome!

[@lindseykhamphouy7892]

The lighting during the ad looks SO good and you look AMAZING

[@AKURIAKIRA]

As someone who has a severely debilitating (and horribly stigmatized/demonized) psychological illness, as well as a mother who has a chronic autoimmune disease, and both of us constantly feel neglected by the USAs healthcare system and we don’t get any treatment bc we can barely afford it and it negatively affects every aspect of our lives to the point where we both want to move to a different country bc of it, thank you for making me feel seen and hopeful. 😂

[@ghostmother_]

I've watched this video 4 times in the span of a day. So good. You deserve wayyyyy more views

[@MapleWhispersASMR]

It always amazes me how much care and effort and love you put into your videos, thank you for everything you do JB!! 😊

[@JBGreenASMR]

Thank you Maple!🍁 ❤

[@Challis2070]

Thank you so much for this. I can't sleep from both chronic issues and monthly ones, and this is helping me relax.

[@lidoeg2]

I really loved the ear test portion of this with you saying the random words through that cool filter (also pfffft this video really IS the ultimate fantasy haha)

[@adibpg_geek]

I've started this video at least half a dozen times, still haven't seen the end. ❤

[@rstevens1836]

❤ Dr. JB Feelgoods back! Thanx again angel. ❤

[@xxmephxx]

This came at the perfect time 😂 having doctor trouble irl and this is the perfect fantasy.

[@jeffkeith637]

Love your work JB. Great to see you.

[@sofiakerringtontheauthorch2300]

This is soothing and lovely. I loved it thank you!❤

[@LoveTodayASMR]

Absolutely perfect as always 😴😪

[@MelanieRaye]

Yay new medical RP!!! Thanks so much Lola-girl!

[@JBGreenASMR]

I hope you enjoy it!❤️

[@garrettriddle4139]

I always enjoy your ASMR performance even your medical ASMR work. If it was possible to be an ASMR test subject, it'd be an honor to your patient.😊❤✌

[@lohanwanoeight]

Love it, love it, love it JB. Just one thing. Your voice is very soothing so, if you expect my eyes to be open for the eyes exam near the end of the session. Then you're going to have to yell at me the whole time I think. You start speaking softly or whispering and it's nap time. 😉

[@sakanamichan3714]

lol. In this scenario I wouldn’t even know where to start listing my issues. 😂

[@jackflash8218]

Listing "indecisiveness" first would probably be a safe bet. 😐🙂☺😃😁😆😂 C'mon... you walked right into that one. 😉😁✌

[@johnnyrenfield]

Masterful and really like the thermometer 🤘🙏

[@nattehyler]

Dear JB, you are such a talented asmrtist, very comforting and fun at the same time. One thing though is that the backgrounds that you use especially for medical-ish videos, are often quite sterile in feeling and not very comforting and I think that matters a lot. I often try not to look at the screen when the background is very sterile and a bit depressing. Dr. Feelgood should have a white spacious, openwindow office with lots green plants, that can still be clean and medical-like in its whiteness, but so much more feelgood-like than a dark, sterile typical doctor's room. Real life doctor's rooms would also benefit a lot from considering these things - it would put patients much more at ease.

[@Carrot880]

I like the dim, dull colored or black backgrounds better. White and bright will make me more alert instead of relaxed and sleepy.

[@awclark3]

I want that insurance! I also want Dr. JB Green!

[@deadgame2098]

I'd love for you to do a doctor examination where everything is wrong!

[@JCH722]

The insurance part at the beginning kinda caused anxiety. I hate insurance companies lol. But you fixed it so, all good.

[@StoriesThatSuck-pw1vi]

I'll be doing this for real in just a little over a week. Though my insurance isn't quite as turbo-charged as the insurance in the video. Unfortunately. Lovely video, as always!

[@MattOfTheDesert]

All the best doctors on my case, you say. Aw yeah, it's like I'm an episode of House but without the angry sarcastic guy. Also, you're much easier on the eyes and ears.😊

[@magi_cait]

Angry sarcastic guy 💀

[@arnaldofernandez]

You look beautiful in the sponsor segment ❤

[@jackflash8218]

👍🏼😃

[@swats2587]

Can't wait to sleep to this 😍😍

[@angelashortall9778]

I don’t have time right now. I’m gonna stop and leave this comment for the algorithm right now.. tell My girl how good she looks, and then like the video because I know I’m gonna like the video. And then I’ll be back later to watch it.

[@ASMRchitect]

“All my issues” sounds about right 🤣😭

[@masaku88]

Must be a fantasy land bc my insurance actually covered this lmao 🤣

[@ein-veh2365]

Insurance covers everything? No problems getting prescriptions? JB, this is the most unrealistic video you've ever made, and yes I am including the one with the tiny people who fit inside the ear canal.

[@jermM.]

Great premise!

[@jeffkeith637]

You know this is a US medical scenario when your doctor talks about your health insurance in detail before any mention of health issues. Sorry JB.

[@erobed21]

Unlimited Coverage Edition (aka NHS edition, where we don't have to pay anything for any medical care because it's all paid for by our taxes)

[@carlaa6107]

This would be a dream

[@deskmerc]

RANDOM INTEGERS I am so happy

[@Miss_Lexisaurus]

you are absolutely wonderful

[@JBGreenASMR]

no u

[@TraineeHero]

*cries a little and falls asleep*

[@noahjones2545]

Dr, I think Motley Crue wrote a song about you.

[@ThatOKAsmrtist-zx2rb]

Love it

[@karenmcglynn4931]

You've literally described my U.K.medical care except I have to pay £10 per month for unlimited prescription drugs

[@JBGreenASMR]

❤️😭

[@ZackyASMR]

Hi jellybean ❤❤❤

[@pandokusan]

A blank space ☁️ .

[@jerrahaynes1564]

Jb here just making americans cry within the first minute :’)

[@kosherpenguin]

I don't watch these kind of videos enough. I really should. Have a dollar every month to assuage my guilt!

[@marthastubbs8321]

Wunderbar

[@larrywilliamsjr.williamsjr9969]

Jelly bean green.You are very knowledgeable about what you do and awesome and sweet

[@johnunderwood1651]

Thank you for including a nose exam!! Those are my fave

[@ParaSergi55]

this is just going to the doctor but outside the US LMAO

[@cassie8894]

this must be the insurance dr house’s patients had

[@DesirableAcrimony]

Too good to be true lol

[@lizarellie]

Affirmation videos usually don't work for me but damn apparently I love hearing I have no medical bills to worry about. Next video should be vacation planning with no budget.

[@HeatherUlrichAtkinson]

Ah I like this dream and I don't want to wake up

[@にこにこぴよ]

thanks for asmr😊😊。

[@seasidesean5811]

I'm British so I get free healthcare lol.

[@marthastubbs8321]

You rock

[@daled1522]

Goodjob

[@Aliensgoboom94]

Well Doc , tell me Do you have also have a Motley Crue? 🎉

[@Woodsflame]

Bruh what insurance company is this and where can I find them cause I need it. XD

[@lakeireland]

I’m pretty sure my insurance company was trying to covertly let your nurse know she was supposed to call John McClane because a blonde Professor Snape with the wrong accent was holding them all prisoner. But they said I could have all the free stuff and no take-backies.

[@jessicaesss32]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Yumi-xk1zw]

💜

[@Lunalastrega]

🥰!!!!

[@ordinaryaverageguy76]

🥰

[@PitterPatterSounds]

As a Brit I don’t understand what this means

[@JBGreenASMR]

It means that many Americans (including myself) have to take on serious debt if we want professional healthcare for illness or injury. If I were concerned I might have appendicitis, for instance, I’d probably wait until I was absolutely certain that it was very serious before going to a doctor, because I wouldn’t want to owe hundreds or thousands of dollars only to find out that my issue wasn’t something critical. Many people die because of this. Many more people suffer with chronic health issues and no treatment or medication. (For instance, you sometimes hear about diabetics who die because they were rationing their expensive insulin, or people who find out they have cancer that’s too advanced to be treated because they couldn’t afford to get it diagnosed early.)

[@larrywilliamsjr.williamsjr9969]

Jelly bean green.Your luck says it all you are so gorgeous.I willow over

[@trevorfeelgood]

My Cousin 😅

[@anni3_com]

This unlimited coverage can be a series! Please include mental consultation or something similiar if you do it again because my insurance don't cover my psychiatrist 😭

[@kagan4697]

heey

[@crazcrac]

🥹🥹🥹❤️

[@acakaantman11]

poke :)

[@_Pinkiee]

God. I wish. I just want to know what’s wrong with me…

[@MichelAbaziou-fr8zh]

FIRST

[@daled1522]

Shhh its okay with a massage please

[@JBGreenASMR]

I’ll add it to my list!

[@dakkenblah1450]

Weird I just had to resub. Wonder how long I've been unsubbed. Explains why I haven't seen any new videos for awhile.

[@matthewwilliams3827]

I noticed a few channels has this issue now. Weird.

[@VincentGuillotine]

this is the most unrealistic asmr roleplay yet

[@emmawilkinson6991]

Start was weird, but only because I am in the UK. Payment for medical treatment is an odd concept. We have the NHS xx

[@Gonzalo_30]

I'm sorry for my previous messages, I was just sad because now you don't respond to the messages of support and ideas that I left and even more so as a subscriber to the monthly membership of your channel. Before you responded to the messages and now you don't respond as if you didn't. existed on your channel 😢 I apologize 🙏🏻🩷 I hope you respond to the message JB ✨

[@lolcowexterminationservices]

Medical insurance providers HATE this ASMRist.

[@OceanAdrift]

High fantasy novels are more believable than this scenario hahaha 🫠 Always giving us the best JB, thank you!