ASMR Mic Scratching and Up Close Whispers

cool sandwiches 😤: ...
Mic scratching and rambling: 00:01
Mic scratching and trigger words: 28:10
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[@pun990]

Marno, softly whispering into the microphone: "so i'm p i s s e d"

[@lacquerthinnerlarry4546]

s o i m p i s s e d

[@adachy]

S O I M P I S S E D

[@thatKole]

S O I M P I S S E D

[@ellie1787]

dessip m’i os

[@Jicespice]

@@thatKole S O I M P I S S E D

[@YaBoiGabe31]

Day 1 of hoping to hear “It’s a-me, Marnio.” Edit: Chris, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to start a movement, I swear.

[@Cazammaf]

Oh no... this is going to be a long wait isn’t it? Guess I’ll tag along! I wanna hear that too haha.

[@Hornethere]

Sounds like a bet 😂

[@fazeshogun3810]

Same, im here for the long haul

[@jefferygilligan5705]

No promises after 250

[@birdiebird11]

That would be awesome!

[@Alexander.0671]

Marno: Talks about not having Sandwiches Me: We already gave you 450k+ sub sandwiches

[@alexs6746]

I just gave him another one

[@gunnarbrakel6539]

What’s that like a months worth

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@gunnarbrakel6539 Two weeks for your average American.

[@xoxoskywalker1976]

@@orangeismyfavoritecolor true

[@Al_ate_my_soup]

Hair be reminding me of that episode of spongebob when he tries to be "normal"

[@igknightlord63]

Hi, how are ya

[@jamiegreen9687]

@@igknightlord63 wonderful weather we’re having

[@alildaisy2180]

“Sure.”

[@Al_ate_my_soup]

Me: **insults Marno** Marno: ❤️

[@noku7402]

😭😭😭

[@pointlessly_poetic]

“So I’m pissed...because my friend’s back home...opened a sandwich shop.” Marno is iconic 😂

[@AMMV22]

Me, slowly drifting off to sleep... Marno: So, I'm -pissed- Me, suddenly very awake: oh what's the tea

[@lorelkbatker741]

My man here went for "Bad Boy" to "Good and Nice citizen"

[@beep4340]

damn I see it too 😳

[@gavanscorner2524]

"Ya daughter calls me daddy too." to "Nice to meet you, sir."

[@Misz_u]

I'm Korean but I am studying English to listen to your ASMR more comfortably.

[@SoggycereaI]

화이팅!!

[@Brandman88]

Why u gotta start with the UWU lol

[@Misz_u]

@@Brandman88 oh it's bad meaning? If That word is bad mean, I will erase it

[@sembria7204]

@@Misz_u it’s not bad “uwu” is just made fun of in America

[@MasterTwitch45]

@@Misz_u UWU doesn't mean anything bad

[@c0uch_485]

There is no word to express the amount of joy and comfort that overcame me when I opened KZbin and saw that you uploaded a new video.

[@dedbaka]

I was falling asleep when I heard "James Acaster" and I jerked awake with a gasp of delight. My fav ASMR and comedian??? NO WAY! 😃

[@VioletValk]

“Okay, I’m gonna start off rambling.” “So I’m pissed.” **Black screen pops up reading “Fin.” and video ends. **

[@amysutton3072]

For anyone wondering, the show that he was talking about that James Acaster was on is 'Mock the Week', there's a lotta KZbin compilations if you fancy giving either it or him a listen~ (he's been on a lot of other British telly too (especially panel shows), including a bakeoff special, if that's more to your fancy) Just thought I'd share~

[@papagritty432]

He's really good on (i think the show is called) 9 out of 10 cats.

[@ejg1932]

He also has 4 hour-long specials on Netflix that are excellent!

[@Hysterii]

And his appearances in ‘Would I Lie to You?’ are always so funny

[@martynazaucha8392]

i also really love his season on task master, its amazing

[@herotrice]

@@Hysterii the cabbage fight story!

[@TheSandwichmann]

I must say, those sandwiches on instagram look amazing!

[@sofiaanschutz]

What a complement especially coming from the sandwich man himself

[@bearserker5075]

Thank you for the ASMR, Marno. I have panic attacks a lot, because I have C-PTSD. After I ran away from home, I was staying in hotels for months, and your videos were the only ones that could help me eventually go to sleep and get my heart to stop pounding. Your ASMR really helped me get through a tough time in my life, and it continues to help me sleep! You're my favorite ASMRist, man. Keep up the amazing work, you're great at it and a very kind, funny guy. :)

[@danas5846]

hey dude i wish u the best for ur life and i hope you're doing okay. glad marno can help you :)

[@bearserker5075]

@@danas5846 Thank you so much! You're really sweet. I'm doing better. I hope you're doing okay too.

[@chuck4263]

Hope ur all good:)

[@angles4307]

Hey! Hope you're doing good now :) sounds like you had a rough time, but we're really proud of you. All the best ❤🤗

[@whatwillthydobish503]

I hope everything works out for you don’t give up dude

[@nickm5398]

I’m glad I stayed up later than I usually do

[@itsmasmr9863]

Yes me to

[@daylenhendricks7702]

@Christian Hilton Ball yo im literally camping right by Atlanta rn! I'm on my way up to Indiana for a funeral but i stopped for the night and that's super cool that you're close by and enjoy the marno😌

[@fridxgarcia]

Same, 1:43am in mexico 😴

[@daylenhendricks7702]

@Christian Hilton Ball My grandpa passed last Tuesday, and thank you for the kind words. My family is still recovering, but we appreciate the kind words

[@this.is.elvira]

49 minutes?! We're blessed

[@1noxaj]

i could listen to this man talk about sandwiches and drinks all day

[@mommakimmins5554]

Bingeing a band's discography because it lights a fire under your ass? Listen to Muse. I've been doing the same thing with them. I started with Knights of Cydonia, and caught the mind worm. Then I moved onto their album The Resistance, and I fell in love. I have been stuck on The Resistance, but I also really love their songs Starlight from Black Holes and Revelations album, and Madness from The 2nd Law album.

[@joshuakram]

The Resistance is great

[@bigyodagaming3432]

The mighty boosh is so weird and wonderful, I've watched it hundreds of times, it's definitely my comfort show

[@gabbylister2989]

You have a profile picture of a fish with human limbs, that’s a Boosh fan if ever I saw one

[@ASMR8te]

The breath of the wild soundtrack is one of the best collections of music I've ever heard. Absolutely amazing

[@justyce_yt]

*DOOM 2016 and DOOM Eternal music kicks down the door*

[@justyce_yt]

*Skyrim music noises*

[@japanese-michael-jackson1533]

Mar-no way am I going to be able to stay awake to the end so I'm commenting now.

[@GermenglineseOne]

Marno: so I'm *pissed* Me: oh, DISH

[@eltonstorey]

me: i snleep marno: noel fielding me, sitting up in bed: HUH???

[@eltonstorey]

him on taskmaster and big fat quiz

[@katelovespizza]

MARNO NEEDS TO WATCH BAKE OFF

[@eltonstorey]

oh worm... watching again and it seems i missed the part about james acaster ... marno if u see this ... ily

[@BurnPerimeter]

My day wouldve been perfect but then online school said "knock knock."

[@gestdood5547]

I feel that

[@BurnPerimeter]

@@gestdood5547 that is sad 😔

[@dragonitefan420]

I go to in person school 😔

[@gestdood5547]

I homeschool now

[@dz1232]

FACTS

[@btskimvoppa1902]

When shaved u kinda look like tilda swinton

[@kelistaj]

I just started the video but if his hair isn’t in a mini ponytail I swear-

[@dipsy341]

Love ur profile pic 😏

[@LXD091]

I was just looking for asmr and realised i was 15 seconds early

[@wildin1170]

LIAR!

[@LXD091]

@@wildin1170 what... why would i lie

[@jhonandrew6973]

Yes

[@marrowyoutube]

congrats you were first, your prize is nothing see how pointless this was now?

[@marrowyoutube]

@Christian Hilton Ball hold on now, I'm not THAT gay

[@liliannaleto4975]

@Christian Hilton Ball LMFAO

[@EthanMaskie]

This gave me the tingles and some lovely, deep sleep. Thanks Marno ❤️

[@starcadebandofficial3659]

Cali dude vibes intensify

[@hannaht7100]

I was doing an assignment but now I think this is a sign that I should just go to bed.

[@emily-zw5fi]

lmao frick math right?

[@emily-zw5fi]

same situation here. but seriously i’m kinda confused and there’s no one to help me right now late at night and my brain is not in the mood for understanding math so i ain’t turning in this assignment :) it’s due in less than an hour anywaysssssss so nahhhhhhhh i’m using your comments as a sign to stop, good luck friend 😌

[@hannaht7100]

@@emily-zw5fi what level maths are you in? I always hit up Khan academy when I didn’t understand 😂

[@emily-zw5fi]

@@hannaht7100 grade 9 algebra 1 😻 great idea actually! i’ll see if khan academy can help:)))

[@gestdood5547]

Same

[@arachnidsArisen]

I'm just going to bed. Fantastic timing lol

[@thecosmicgriffin2488]

Same here

[@tannerclements6404]

Same

[@anothrnoml]

Exactly

[@lilsef9168]

Nothing is better than Marino’s whispers

[@katelovespizza]

who the f is Marino?

[@oleigh23]

well goodnight y’all,, remember to take care of yourself, make sure you drink and eat enough and i hope you get some sleep:)

[@mrbiggsofficial]

I'm starting to believe that Gabe, Marno, and Dr Goodman are all just an ethereal trinity that only exist in the viewers mind when the viewer is overexposed to a drug known as "tingles", and they're there to calm you down and bring you off the high

[@annahatch5512]

You uploaded at the perfect time God bless your soul 💕

[@gigglesharrer5969]

I have watched this over 200 times and i still love it to this day, thanks for being the best ASMR out there

[@sagittarusmagechan7160]

When Marno's the reason you stay up and go to sleep at the same time

[@HellionASMR]

At 0:28 when you said “it’s been” and paused, my brain immediately finished it with One Week by Barenaked Ladies

[@ASMRFacts]

... 84 years and I can still smell the fresh paint

[@SomeReadingsASMR]

Getting some solid Malfoy vibes from the hair in this, I love it.

[@professor_n]

I was about to go to bed and now all I can think about is how absolutely heavenly a banh mi crunchwrap would be

[@reynaswaffle]

whats a banh mi

[@professor_n]

@@reynaswaffle a super dank Vietnamese style sandwich

[@sleepyrunes]

I cannot express enough my gratitude for the efforts that all ASMRists put in. Coming off an insanely long 12 hour shift and I find this beauty waiting for me so that I can unwind after the day I've had. Mind you it's 4 in the morning here. 😴

[@sagittarusmagechan7160]

28:12 - get in the spirit/spirit 29:18 - ghost 29:43 - talking 30:17 - candy 30:43 - Garfield's Halloween special 31:03 - candy 31:26 - clicky mouth sounds 32:07 - talking 32:12 - dark 32:20 - talking 32:34 - dark 33:53 - spooky 34:03 / 34:40 - skeleton+talking about skeleton brothers I'm too tired to continue 😔 sry. Hope this was at least a bit helpful

[@wyrmeleon2002]

I think the “it’s ok” is “spooky”

[@akshayjeoul6863]

@@wyrmeleon2002 it does feel like it

[@sagittarusmagechan7160]

@@wyrmeleon2002 ty

[@robertlucas1435]

It's the effort that counts!

[@Naaame2077]

Plot Twist - you were massaging Noel Fielding's hair the entire video you just didn't realise it.

[@erosebud123]

Nah, Noel would make a joke about it every five minutes or so to let bakers know how much time they have left

[@nightstar6179]

I only know who Noel is through Taskmaster. It is one of the few names i remember.

[@sierra-x]

Mic scratching + blowing is the best trigger combo ever and I always come to this channel for it, he kills it every time

[@Lieferandoexe]

With this kind of „strict“ hairstyle, Marno gives me TheReportOfTheWeek vibes xD

[@nate6485]

“This is running on empty...food review.”

[@ShiftlessAssassin]

Who would actually want to skip the rambling, thats what we are all here for

[@forpride1373]

Whoops, I skipped.

[@blankpuddle0249]

First time I've been glad I was late to going to bed, posted 11 minutes ago thanks

[@fryingpan62]

I love James Acaster! The first thing I saw from him was his Netflix special, and it has to be the best standup special I've ever watched.

[@andreameco9149]

I started watching your asmr videos since 2018 and you never fail to make me smile, thanks man Sorry if I made grammatical mistakes

[@thiccexe529]

I need sleep but I cant 🍈it is 3am 🆘️👾👣👁👄👁💀 help me

[@ghostie1345]

Felt :(( i gotta wake up at 7 am

[@thiccexe529]

@@ha.ru_ pogs I fell asleep 😴 at 3am just took 2 hours😁

[@adachy]

pls 🙀 sleep 🛌 it’s 💖unhealthy💖 to stay up 🆙 to 2️⃣😤3am😤

[@thiccexe529]

@@adachy i will thank 🙏 😊 you for worrying 😁

[@gestdood5547]

For some reason the bed emoji made me extremely tired and excited to go to sleep. So thanks?

[@electricalmayonaisev8970]

I'm so fucking tired of insomnia, I cant sleep at all, I'm a doctor running on 4 hours of sleep 3 days ago and on coffee. I can fall asleep to this so easily, so thank you for saving me from insanity, I am really grateful.

[@amya5127]

I loved the mic rambling and mic touching! Much prefer a ramble to any trigger words, any day

[@yourmomshairyfupa4333]

This mans timing is immaculate. ⬅️ I’m 80% sure I know what that word means

[@jojogooo4606]

it’s the wrong word for this sentence

[@yourmomshairyfupa4333]

@@jojogooo4606 ok nerd

[@leoadian1229]

bruh thats not english

[@jojogooo4606]

i’m saddened by how far humanity has come just to fall down

[@ellenvokoun2916]

@@jojogooo4606 What about "flawless"?

[@D0nnI3D]

Living in France often means being late cause I'm at work when most videos are released. But, now I get to relax while eating pizza in my electric blanket. So it's ok. Am I a grandma in my PJs at 7.30 PM? Sure am.

[@thesamicotti]

I deserve 1. all the best sandwiches 2. good sleep 3. good candy thank u ily

[@sregdod166]

I just finished watching this weeks ep of bake off and got into bed to watch asmr really wasn’t expecting you to talk about bake off 😂 Also I’m a fan of the mighty boosh I think British people are known for their dry humour probably why it’s so loved over here in the uk 😅

[@Lyrics_allaround]

PERFECT timing bro.

[@ilsecermak7991]

I've been to that sandwich shop!! Super tasty

[@pmnightsasmr]

i needed this tonight marno. thank you for delivering, as always.

[@andibandy5949]

If you like the great british bake off I bet you'd like task master. it's a bit hard to explain but it's another british show, all the episodes are on KZbin for free and Noel Fielding is in season 4 I believe

[@amosw766]

I HEARD JAMES ACASTER AND I BOLTED RIGHT AWAKE!!

[@JayAndNightASMR]

I love the sounds fluffy mic covers make

[@tiernanshuey9115]

I seriously needed this tonight😫♥️

[@VioletValk]

Most motivational thing I’ve ever heard. “Relax, you deserve to rest.” “You deserve... the best sammiches.” You’re right Marno, I do. 😢

[@BallAboutItCards]

“Of the Day” October 20, 2020 Thought of the Day “Don’t allow your past or present condition to control you. It’s just a process that you’re going through to get you to the next level.” Joke of the Day: A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…” Random Fact of The Day According to Irish legend, Jack O’Lanterns are named after a stingy man named Jack who, because he tricked the devil several times, was forbidden entrance into both heaven and hell. He was condemned to wander the Earth, waving his lantern to lead people away from their paths. Word of the Day quotidian [kwoh-TID-ee-un] (Adjective) 1 : occurring every day 2 a : belonging to each day : everyday b : commonplace, ordinary

[@oliviaoob1426]

You are lovely 💘

[@angles4307]

Thank you so much for this information. I'm curious, what made you start this? Because this put a smile on my face for sure :) Hope you're doing well :))

[@esserlamp]

For those 4 people who disliked the video: Why

[@estellewaring1619]

They don't like cakes

[@billyspocketlife]

I feel like you would be someone to like the show Mock of the week or TaskMaster

[@BritneyMorgan28]

I just got new earbuds so this is perfect timing to try them out. 😁

[@c.paddock1348]

Scrumptious mic brushing

[@nicolekazinec]

Perfect video perfect timing never thought I’d find a video right as it was posted

[@ashurpeppers]

this is just beautiful timing

[@RubenGarcia-ed5yt]

Anyone else jealous on how marnos hair looks amazing?

[@ky3139]

LOVE the sound of that mic!

[@gabbylister2989]

I really like the mighty boosh and I think it’s because it feels very weird and creative? I love art and it really feels like a show from the mind of an artist (which it is of course) I also love the community so much, finding someone else who loves Boosh is the best feeling in the world

[@ninjaness18206]

I grew up watching Mighty Boosh (not the best kids show I’ll admit) so I’m quite defensive of it 😭 I feel like it’s very British in its humour, and so creative and colourful, me and my sister still send voice notes of the crimps to each other 😂

[@veritysmith3746]

@@ninjaness18206 i grew up watching it too! the crimps were just the best 😂

[@westonrivafd5719]

After a long day of masonry and Oklahoma cold, good way to sleep, thanks marno

[@SuperStokeed]

Dig the new 'do bro!! Looking fly even tho ur lacking sandwiches

[@tobiasmatthews8232]

Marno with the late-night classy look

[@LilRansom]

Haha how did you know I need to sleep? The vids are relaxing as always keep it up 👍🏼

[@HRINACAR]

Thank you for your service

[@gamebroke8624]

marno looks extremely different with a clean face

[@harunanarumi7591]

ok but getting an asmr add before an asmr video>>>>

[@emmaearthling444]

Thanks Marno, YOU deserve the best sandwiches 🙏🥪

[@dogski2822]

You’re not first You’re not last But most importantly Nobody asked (I don’t take credit for this)

[@1noxaj]

25 minutes ago? people still haven’t seen the whole thing yet. unless... | 2 T I M E S S P E E D ! ! ! |

[@estellewaring1619]

Incase u didn't know you pronounce James name like this: James ay cast er he's the comic that marno was talking about

[@AwfulWeather5684]

You should do an autumn/fall video with Erin, I like autumn and I think that would be fun, thank you.

[@galactikittyy]

Oh wait this was uploaded 7 minutes ago??? Wild. Well!!! Have a great night everyone and thank you Marno for being lovely :)

[@campbellbaker8636]

Great Vid!! So relaxing

[@Monke-qc7zc]

Perfect timing for bed

[@levistandley1505]

The Mighty Boosh was mentioned and not in a good way. How dare he.

[@johanngambolputty4117]

I was surprised, and felt somewhat attacked! Haha

[@jorgesantacruz1990]

Wow I ve been here from day 1 I knew u where gonna make it this far༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

[@1noxaj]

how many comments am i gonna have to write to get one to stand out? 378? 1 x 10^365000? infinite monkey theorem type beat? that’s what i thought

[@alexlodda]

Idles are from the town where I live!

[@primateboogaloo]

I recommend "Taskmaster" if you're a fan of British comedy 👌🏼

[@luizacorreia2626]

That's the faster I ever clicked in a video ❤

[@Jochem2502]

How does he not have 500k subs yet

[@kayteejay122]

marno u didn’t like the boosh :( it was one of the most influential shows in my life i love it so much i wonder if it appeals more to a surrealist person or someone who’s into that ! one getting a boosh tat in a couple months ☺️

[@johanngambolputty4117]

I love the Mighty Boosh. The style of humor is absolutely perfect in my opinion

[@jaydenjensen3061]

I think these videos are just as healing, if not more for him than for us.

[@Rosegold.223]

This is reallyyyy good 😴😴😴