asmr • military complete entrance physical exam

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[@meredithe1361]

Seriously, even when you are being ridiculous you are SO good at ASMR.

[@chuy_797]

She forgot to send in the old man that’s on the brink of death to look at my No No areas and make it my first military trauma moment with plenty more to come

[@hyperbaroque]

Why? She took the pulse of your groin area. That is Doctor Medicine Practice. She doesn't need to harm that hypothetical old man because the physic has been appropriately applied, already.

[@Azrael69605]

Dude I had the old guy and some younger woman in there taking notes while it was going on😂

[@540Splice]

When I went to meps the old man dr told me to bend over and I had been sitting at meps for 12 hours at that point, swamp ass was present… felt bad 😂

[@r6loooser495]

​@@hyperbaroquewhat

[@StrawberryDecker]

You should do a video of a veterans affair doctor denying medical services because our injuries are not service related (they are)

[@hyperbaroque]

Yeah "VA Secretary Heals You (By Rejecting Your Diagnoses And Pretending You Aren't A Person)"

[@WildGuyNate]

Hilarious idea.

[@Nick-c4s]

Top tier comment.

[@gamersoaisis3147]

I wish the MEPS doctors were this nice. It was mostly just sitting in fluorescent lights and getting yelled at for falling asleep for like 16 hours for 2 days.

[@spongeboymebob771]

Yeah, this is pretty much exactly how it went for me, except they were all grumpy old dudes. Also i can confirm as someone whos currently serving, if we ever take any kind of dröögs while in the military, we immediately explode.

[@Bellaella.x]

thank you for ur service!

[@joshuabarnett9837]

This was WAY better than my MEPS processing.

[@spoons7603]

Currently watching this in my barracks

[@Azrael69605]

Same

[@Bellaella.x]

thank you for ur service!

[@gamersoaisis3147]

Same

[@VendreadMike95]

God bless you bro. 👍🏽

[@kristen22261]

angelica peer pressuring me into pee pee ing in a cup was not on my itinerary 😭

[@hyperbaroque]

So ... ... soooo did you ...

[@glimpse1337]

I loved those whispers at the beginning. o7

[@McfcxEz]

""Ohhh it's discriminatory?" Good." Had me audibly laugh. Thank you.

[@HiroHitoh]

This made me anxious but relaxed...

[@DarkShadowBlackz18]

One thing I like about Angelica is that I’ve watched someone spiral into insanity and come back stronger, smarter and just overall better with the help of god he truly works in the most beautiful and mysterious ways.

[@hyperbaroque]

Would you stay strong for her even if she wavered and seemed to be more liberal again? She was very leftist before. She became rather conservative. I stayed with her. Lots of us stayed on because she's an amazing person. So, with your God in your hand, blessed and anointed, would you stay with her if she explored a liberal or libertarian phase?

[@buffalochickenwraps9210]

@@hyperbaroquewhy do you think she has become more conservative? i have not gotten that impression at all

[@r6loooser495]

​@@hyperbaroquebruh

[@fairlybey]

Hey Angelica, quick question. Been watching your vids for years now and I always wondered what your hair routine is🤔 Like you’ve cut your hair a bunch a times and it grows super fast😱 and always looks so beautiful and healthy. Please share the tea I’d love to know… if you do have specific hair products or routine stuffs😇 Love your videos, you really make me lol and feel the asmr tingles. ❤ Also I’d love to see another Weenie hut general video! That killed me😂😂❤

[@GabrielRodrigues-xs6jp]

Great video as always!

[@othmanlabissi3711]

❤I’m so thrilled 😁 long vid equals deep sleep

[@EruWan_Ernest]

You are drafted Harry, drafted!

[@cnmxproductions11]

Lol off to the navy we go😂

[@mockingmoniker7443]

I actually found out you can't join the military if you have gout. I thought it was weird at first since mine is treated, but it makes sense. You still need treatment and you can always have a flare.

[@idcifurcontagious]

may i ask how one gets gout in the year of our lord 2024

[@SLoG__]

@@idcifurcontagiouseating lots of red meat and dehydration.

[@hyperbaroque]

​@@SLoG__Not necessarily red meat. Meats or any foods that produce puric acid through being digested. Chicken is actually a huge culprit.

[@hyperbaroque]

​@@idcifurcontagiousPuric acid.

[@mockingmoniker7443]

@@idcifurcontagious You just need the genes for it.

[@johanandersson7319]

You're so cute and funny! Always nice to watch a new video from you! 😄🤗😃🙂

[@zaythe1st]

I really joined for the hellcat for real

[@DerEinzigSohn]

I did just to get the free food and roof. Gonna try to leverage my tattoo skills and barber skills once I'm inside though for protection from all the chaotic hazing. If the E4s want cheap but quality ink or free fade and lineups, I'm gonna offer the crap😅

[@dirkschmidt4280]

so good, as always... but can you do the stethoscope exam without the headphones?

[@TheSethcast]

This scared me too much to be cozy 😖 (it was still a little cozy)

[@meredithe1361]

I am SO worried about failing 😵‍💫

[@KM-202]

You are Super Beautiful!

[@Austyncallahan1022]

Honestly what can’t Angelica do 😭😭😭

[@serve97]

😍😍😍😍😍 she can be the doctor

[@Christ_King25]

As a USMC vet, I appreciate this 🫡🇺🇸 minus the piss test lol

[@Bellaella.x]

thank you for ur service!

[@themoon73]

Tremendous!

[@paulhorn7855]

I'm here 5 minutes after posting! Boy, the algorithm is really coming through lately.

[@madjack7443]

Born to late to deploy in the Middle East Born too late to deploy in the Middle East Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East

[@xSeulgi]

8:20 and after is just funny asf 😂

[@knick5032]

Don't eat the saltpeter boys

[@DoctorDeuce]

i wanted to follow in my 3 mothers's footsteps and operate stealth drones for the US military who has always been there for me

[@DoctorDeuce]

yeah that's right, 3...is there a problem?

[@hyperbaroque]

​@@DoctorDeuceTHERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU. PLEASE REPORT TO THE DRONE CONTROL CENTER WHERE YOUR MOTHER IS THE DOORGUARD AND YOUR OTHER MOTHER IS THE TECHNICIAN. YOU WILL RECEIVE THE BOMBPLOT FROM THE SUBTLE BUTLER HIDING IN THE THIRD PRIVY.

[@gabe7624]

I joined for free college and bc I thought working on helicopters was cool :(

[@lizzyn.5286]

I'm going to bct this Tuesday 👁️ 👄 👁️

[@chrisaliss8510]

You forgot the Ball squeezing

[@TLClarke]

I ALMOST got tingles. How many fingers am I holding up?

[@bRiMaTiOn]

👍 the costume

[@ajp1282]

Intro changed again. Where does she get these ideas from?

[@liquid_psyche]

Perfect. 😄Smouldering satire. And you didn’t even (directly) mention a certain nation state on the eastern Mediterranean. 😉 You should do one for all the ladies about to be drafted. This is a caring and inclusive meat grinder after all. 🏳‍🌈♀🔥🔥🔥

[@hyperbaroque]

scathing!

[@kait2653]

😂

[@spoons7603]

What?

[@dinkle3206]

Talm bout israel ​@@spoons7603

[@dcvendex4166]

​@@spoons7603I don't know either

[@ninaaa223]

❤

[@brentchapman6504]

Druooogs 😂

[@WinterPhoenixForestKirin]

1:01 : To fight for I$rael, of course 😁😅! 😗

[@leoochofaigh6714]

Troglodyte

[@WinterPhoenixForestKirin]

@@leoochofaigh6714 The troglodyte, as you put it, at least fought for his own small kinship group. Can you imagine the absurdity of one of them dedicating their entire life to a group that isn't even related to them, and isn't even part of the same race? What about if another troglodyte would urge another one to do so, because a power structure had trained him to feel some sociopathic feeling of pleasure and superiority from supporting the ruling clique? Wouldn't that just seem absurd? Or would "evil" be the correct word?

[@hallsrelief2791]

​@@WinterPhoenixForestKirin If we really think about it.. What came first? An orange or orange?

[@JItenSUkham10]

auntie Angelina Wants you 🫵🏻

[@Xmoto16]

🪖🏃‍♂️

[@Clyde-S-Wilcox]

I'm not entirely sure your outfit is fully up to code.

[@hyperbaroque]

The linings of each garment should be checked to ensure satisfactory results.

[@r6loooser495]

​@@hyperbaroqueno it shouldn't

[@riadhmami5067]

First🎉

[@KM-202]

Second ugh

[@penultimateh766]

Thank you Angelica for keeping our country safe by weeding out us scumbags.

[@ur-ray5679]

Oh yeah time to relieve this..

[@Fishyer_redd]

first

[@RufustheDoofus-ex7cc]

A physical exam by her? Don't mind if I do

[@rocktricity9277]

🪨⚡️👋 🛌 😴 💤 ❤

[@burdenastheygo3763]

Eww

[@angrylampshade495]

Only way I’d join the military is if we took the holy land for the glory of God and not the glory of state

[@hyperbaroque]

It still ends up in a State's hands. Not God's hands. The only way the holy land will be in God's hands, guaranteed, and not the hands of an ulterior state, is if the holy land is in the hands of the Jewish people. They took a nothing and made it something so beautiful and amazing that everyone nearby became jealous and mad. Then several anti-Jewish religions were started, on purpose, to extinguish the Jews, and the rest is as some say history. The holy land is Jewish land.

[@CuddlestheClaw]

Just been assigned to the Golden Shower Squadron! I hope you’re the head commander for my unit. 🫡