ASMR - Mrs Claus Measures You - You Are Santa

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Jodie Marie ASMR

Jodie Marie ASMR

Күн бұрын

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@virtualdave
@virtualdave Ай бұрын
Where does Santa keep all his savings? with SANTAnder bank
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@virtualdave 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This deserves to be pinned
@creekman86
@creekman86 Ай бұрын
I knew I was Santa. The doctors said it was schizophrenia but this video proves them wrong
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@creekman86 😂😂😂😅
@FilmGrouch
@FilmGrouch Ай бұрын
I love how you are giving him the business at first, but you just can't deny his cherubish charm in the end. Merry Christmas, Jodie!
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
❤ Business first romance later lol
@martinsebastianavalossanch736
@martinsebastianavalossanch736 Ай бұрын
A loooot of videos without this wiiiig, I really love how beautiful you look with it, thank you, Jodie !
@doggo8958
@doggo8958 Ай бұрын
There is no way I'm on the good list to deserve a video this good.
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
❤ aww thank you so much I'm glad you enjoyed it
@toddpaluzzi
@toddpaluzzi Ай бұрын
Even though restrictions and bots are making hell for asmrtists, Im so happy you're still here making us feel good and not giving up
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
Thank youuu ❤
@jamesgriffin7962
@jamesgriffin7962 Ай бұрын
You look amazing as always Jodie way to work your Christmas magic
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
Oh thank you! ❤
@gregbo123
@gregbo123 Ай бұрын
Lovely holiday tingles
@IsmaelGonzalez_Ph.D1933
@IsmaelGonzalez_Ph.D1933 Ай бұрын
Jodie,you look very good with your new hair style, it's a nice video ❤
@giuseppegaviano5879
@giuseppegaviano5879 Ай бұрын
Excellent video !!)) Thank you so much Jodie ❤❤❤
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@giuseppegaviano5879 Thank you 🤭
@anderson_c_oliveira
@anderson_c_oliveira Ай бұрын
Always so amazing! Jodie, your videos are simply fantastic!! 🤩💖
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
Thank you so much!!
@TheSaren24
@TheSaren24 Ай бұрын
Haha. This is funny. You are one of the best asmr-artists on KZbin. Thank you for all your good and fun content Mrs Claus 😄
@glennsargeant4963
@glennsargeant4963 Ай бұрын
Hi Jodie I hope that you are well! This is so funny and relaxing thanks for uploading 😊
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@glennsargeant4963 thank youuu I'm glad you liked it 😊
@Mãe-y6x
@Mãe-y6x Ай бұрын
Ho ho ho, this is so magical, Merry Christmas miss.🎅🎁
@ihtfp01
@ihtfp01 Ай бұрын
There are four stages in a persons life relating to Santa Claus... First: You believe in Santa Claus. Second: You no longer believe in Santa Claus. Third: You figure out you ARE Santa Claus. And finally.... You begin to LOOK like Santa Claus!
@maxjackson6559
@maxjackson6559 Ай бұрын
i dont think thats four stages of a persons life, i think thats the three acts of the tim allen movie "the santa clause"
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@ihtfp01 😂😂😂😂
@nickhigh6857
@nickhigh6857 Ай бұрын
That was fun, and sooo relaxing thank you 😊
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks ❤
@seramick5822
@seramick5822 Ай бұрын
Happy holydays Jodie, God bless your plans, your work, and your family. Your fan from México
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
Happy holidays! ❤
@PeterJL
@PeterJL Ай бұрын
May we all find someone who will love us as much as Mrs Clause loves Santa
@kerryblackmon844
@kerryblackmon844 Ай бұрын
Wow! I never new Mrs Claus to be so pretty 😍
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@kerryblackmon844 ahh you are too kind 🤗
@gregdiamond6023
@gregdiamond6023 Ай бұрын
Wow! Santa really scored marrying Mrs. Clause. I love the way she dotes on this beer swilling old man. I love her more with every passing year and she gets more and more beautiful each year. Santa is lucky man.❤😊
@MashoodSabir
@MashoodSabir Ай бұрын
Love it ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@justinfelt748
@justinfelt748 Ай бұрын
WOW!!😍😍😍😍😍😍. Mrs. Claus looks amazing!😀💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🎄🌷🇬🇧🎄💜💜💜💜💜💜⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐👍
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
Thanks so much
@justinfelt748
@justinfelt748 Ай бұрын
@JodieMarieASMR You're welcome!😀😙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🎄🌷🇬🇧🎄💜💜💜💜💜💜😊⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐👍
@CletusVanDamme42
@CletusVanDamme42 Ай бұрын
Thank you!! 😊😊
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@CletusVanDamme42 you are welcome 🤗
@CletusVanDamme42
@CletusVanDamme42 Ай бұрын
@JodieMarieASMR 😊😊😊😊
@jordanhartley825
@jordanhartley825 Ай бұрын
The mrs claus look really suits you, looking like you went from psychotic ex to the wife of santa.
@beachboy2463
@beachboy2463 Ай бұрын
I love it!!❤
@JDoe-gf5oz
@JDoe-gf5oz Ай бұрын
Santa's a lucky dude.
@calvinhfactor4565
@calvinhfactor4565 Ай бұрын
Well, I can see why Santa is always jolly.🌹💞🌹💞
@Marcus-rg7bg
@Marcus-rg7bg Ай бұрын
Late at night is when they like to play these games.
@matty420_
@matty420_ 18 күн бұрын
Mrs. Claus needs to drop the zero and get herself a hero
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR 18 күн бұрын
@@matty420_ 😂😂😂😂 Matty
@sleepysallyasmr
@sleepysallyasmr Ай бұрын
Love this wig!! Where did you get it?
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@sleepysallyasmr Amazon I think, I've had it a while now. So I doubt I would find it but if I can I will link it
@JenMistress
@JenMistress Ай бұрын
I think the pants got ripped while I was busy conquering Martians. 😉😂🤣 I will say, I've heard Santa being described by many things, but "greedy" is not one of them. Mrs. Claus does indeed seem to get away with that one. 😂🤣 But seriously, really enjoyed this. Thank you so very much, Jodie.
@dagoldenyeetus1981
@dagoldenyeetus1981 Ай бұрын
This year, I think Mrs. Claus may need to get the elves to reinforce the sleigh and give each reindeer performance enhancers to help them pull that extra weight. 🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🎅😆 Thanks for the new video and new lore!
@yoelaldair2250
@yoelaldair2250 Ай бұрын
Absolutely awesome!! That's Simply relaxing 😉👌 Imma asleep well tonight, Many thx for your ASMR's video ❤ kisses 😘🌹 gorgeous as always ❤
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
Glad you liked it!! 😊
@BrandonOutside
@BrandonOutside Ай бұрын
(8:57) I recon Jodie Claus is about a few candy canes tall by a couple gum drops wide 😁
@haggaolson5460
@haggaolson5460 Ай бұрын
This was the most wholesome fat-shaming ASMR video ever! Nice
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@haggaolson5460 🤣🤣 it wasn't meat to come off as far shaming it was more like banta between husband and wife that had been together for years
@haggaolson5460
@haggaolson5460 Ай бұрын
@@JodieMarieASMR No worries. All fun. Great video
@JackCoombs-iy8vz
@JackCoombs-iy8vz Ай бұрын
Wow Jodie this is hilarious.😂
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@JackCoombs-iy8vz hahah thank you 😊
@JackCoombs-iy8vz
@JackCoombs-iy8vz Ай бұрын
@@JodieMarieASMR You're welcome.
@borgulas
@borgulas Ай бұрын
Now I want to drink some beer and eat mince pies! 😁 Edit: So tingly when you touch ears with fabric! 13:02
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@borgulas eat up! Good to know 🙂
@JW-so4fc
@JW-so4fc Ай бұрын
Weird. Did I just experience a time skkipo? It was posted 55 seconds ago. Yet I see posts from 11 hours go? Love the early Christmas gift :)
@Kamtar34
@Kamtar34 Ай бұрын
You see the time it was made public. Not actually uploaded.
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@JW-so4fc it goes on Patreon first as early access 😊
@brodycrybaby
@brodycrybaby Ай бұрын
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎅
@magpieeyes2572
@magpieeyes2572 Ай бұрын
At least Santa was eating carrots, they are good for you. And beer, that is all grain and grains are good for you. 🤣 See you have a healthy Santa. 🤣🤣
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@magpieeyes2572 😂😂😂
@terrytaz8914
@terrytaz8914 Ай бұрын
Awrite, now you did it! Now i believe again in Santa Claus! Lucky dog!!!
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@terrytaz8914 glad I could bring the magic back 🤭
@terrytaz8914
@terrytaz8914 Ай бұрын
@ Happiest of Holidays to you Jodie!! May the days be as beautiful as you
@thephysicsquantum
@thephysicsquantum Ай бұрын
HO-HO-hold the phone! Santa's officially gifting himself a Buns of Steel workout video -- Mrs. Claus deserves only the SVELTEST SANTA, the KRINGLIEST KRIS, the TOIGHTEST TINKERER. I'll take my suit in pleather, please and thank you! (Thank you Jodie!!! ❤)
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 Ай бұрын
That wig is dope
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 thank you 😊
@thepassivesaiyan3028
@thepassivesaiyan3028 Ай бұрын
Mrs. Claus is a saucy one 😂
@nl-oc9ew
@nl-oc9ew Ай бұрын
Some legit Dom energy here.
@Marcus-rg7bg
@Marcus-rg7bg Ай бұрын
It makes me tell truth.
@ViperC78
@ViperC78 Ай бұрын
No beer? No mince pies? Are you sure you're not actually the Grinch? 😂
@ichigouchiha7209
@ichigouchiha7209 Ай бұрын
Mrs.C looking like a cutiepie 🥰
@kennysingh6648
@kennysingh6648 Ай бұрын
ho ho ho, well mrs. claus well you look extra lovely.
@Marcus-rg7bg
@Marcus-rg7bg Ай бұрын
All my memories come back. What have u gotten into 😂 they laugh. Stuff smeared all over there face.
@ZackyASMR
@ZackyASMR Ай бұрын
Hi Jodie ❤❤❤
@martavisasmr
@martavisasmr Ай бұрын
Hello 🤗
@ordinaryaverageguy76
@ordinaryaverageguy76 Ай бұрын
(apologies to "Santa Baby") 🎶Missus Santa Gonna measure up her old man For a suit And a brand new pair of gloves Santa Tubby You don't know just how lucky you are🎶
@GGames97
@GGames97 Ай бұрын
aint no way... psycho ex girlfriend went to santa clous XD
@Marcus-rg7bg
@Marcus-rg7bg Ай бұрын
I dont know why they would erase such a thing.
@TheFirstJedi
@TheFirstJedi Ай бұрын
Goddess ❤
@deejdarkstar
@deejdarkstar Ай бұрын
I am on the naughty list because I miss read that title
@jhonm6347
@jhonm6347 Ай бұрын
That is not my leg. I'm just happy to see you. (Sorry, I'll remove myself😅😂)
@ordinaryaverageguy76
@ordinaryaverageguy76 Ай бұрын
_tsk tsk_ naughty boy. 😄
@JohnDoe-yc2qt
@JohnDoe-yc2qt Ай бұрын
Ain't nobody mistaking that for a leg. Keep dreaming.
@K1ngCharles25
@K1ngCharles25 Ай бұрын
I don’t wanna hide my curves 🥺 I’m Thicca Claus, for a reason 💅
@cazanovazakdar1218
@cazanovazakdar1218 Ай бұрын
As Santa 🎅 I'm so lucky to have you ❤ to teak care of me 🥰 in this days
@TomMSTie1138
@TomMSTie1138 Ай бұрын
Do British children leave Santa mince pies instead of cookies? Do they leave tea instead of milk?
@JodieMarieASMR
@JodieMarieASMR Ай бұрын
@@TomMSTie1138 yeah 🤣 you leave cookies?
@JohnDoe-yc2qt
@JohnDoe-yc2qt Ай бұрын
I'd have guessed Jammie Dodgers.
@serve97
@serve97 Ай бұрын
Mommy ❤❤❤
@TheWinstonDouble
@TheWinstonDouble Ай бұрын
Aw yes, a fat shaming English granny ridiculing me on how much of a rotund, jolly bastard I've become... that's my favourite! Nah, but seriously the asmr was actually really good though ❤
@lucid6518
@lucid6518 26 күн бұрын
You look beautiful
@FATMAN-78
@FATMAN-78 Ай бұрын
I want to be like Billy Bob Thornton in movie Bad Santa, and you Jodie are my Mistress Claus. 😈
@Cameron_Gomezcg1999
@Cameron_Gomezcg1999 Ай бұрын
🎅🏻🤶🏻🎄🥰🥰❤️
@Marcus-rg7bg
@Marcus-rg7bg Ай бұрын
All before her.
@rogeriofarias1026
@rogeriofarias1026 29 күн бұрын
💪🏽👩‍🚒❤❤🥋🥋🥋❤
@rogeriofarias1026
@rogeriofarias1026 29 күн бұрын
❤❤👩‍🚒😎🇧🇷🚒🚒🇧🇷
@salvadorgarcia4039
@salvadorgarcia4039 Ай бұрын
😘❤❤❤
@rogeriofarias1026
@rogeriofarias1026 29 күн бұрын
👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👻👻☠️💀🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️
@DanielSilva-us3wj
@DanielSilva-us3wj Ай бұрын
🫶 😍 😘 💋💋💋💋💋💋
@jorgeluisramosmeza8156
@jorgeluisramosmeza8156 Ай бұрын
Goddess of olympus...😘💖💖💖💖❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💟💟💟💘💘💋💋💋💋💋
@MrToxic-ph4ss
@MrToxic-ph4ss Ай бұрын
I am glad, I have mrs. Claus like you, you are best Why Santa´s bags are so heavy? Because he comes once in year, sorry about that, dirty one
@leybrasaavedracortes4715
@leybrasaavedracortes4715 Ай бұрын
✨😍✨ 🌹
@Doom_Slug
@Doom_Slug Ай бұрын
teeheehee
@maxwell9734
@maxwell9734 Ай бұрын
''Oh, I don't think I'll 'ave-nough fabric?" 😂 Wait, which lucky elf gets to MEASURE Mrs.Clause? 😮 ... that, I'd like to see 🙈 😮
@Marcus-rg7bg
@Marcus-rg7bg Ай бұрын
I really miss them. But I know there just in houses somewhere. This crap energy and crappy people.
@fredgiles5768
@fredgiles5768 Ай бұрын
Can i be on your naughty list 😊
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